January 5, 2022 • 44 mins
Scotty watched the 80's classic, St. Elmo's Fire, and Andrew won't stop singing it throughout the episode.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Recorded. No, I just shocked myself on the microphone. Sounds
about right now, hold on there it is.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Maybe we should just go back to bowl Chat.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, we got complaints.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We did.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Lots of people didn't like that. Amy, it was it
was very primitive. Amy, and lots of other people, Amy, Matt,
Doug carry Hedges. They all texted and tweeted, you're go
to always well because they're the best listeners.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, we have other great listeners too.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We have well, they're the most interactive listeners. And and
Wan Wan didn't like it either. He was like, that's
so dumb. When you guys get something produced.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Did he say that?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He said, go back and look at the very first
tweet from this.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Episode seventeen, Episode seventeen, Food Artists.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Welcome to bowl Chat. This is the sister podcast to
Serial Killers. That's the podcast where we talk about cereal.
This is the moment we just talk about whatever. Yeah,
except cereal. No we talk about cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, we don't allow it. No, you don't get to
make the rules. If everything is able to be discussed,
you can't then say here are things that you can't
talk about.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
But why wouldn't you save that for like content? For
serial killers.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Then, well, because we try and have conversations on serial
killers now and you very much are like stop, save it,
save it. Well, this is big episode of bull Chat.
You'll hear it two weeks ago. You've heard it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
This is the very first episode of bull Chat for
twenty twenty two. Welcome. It's January fifth.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, and we recorded this yesterday, so it's pretty fresh, fresh,
fresh out the box. Oh, who's texting you? Is that
carry a head just saying how awful this episode is.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Look sir, we are one minute and fifty seconds in.
We need to tone it down. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thank new Year knew me. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Did
you just go to the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Did you notice that our bathroom looks like a Midwest
truck stop like the TA you know, the travel thing,
because there's a garbage bag over the urinal. It's so
bad when I used to drive to Cedar Rapids halfway there?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It is everyone the Iowa reference there, it is, folks.
What what is that? That's the Iowa reference?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Like, dang, where's the corn husk?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I told you this. The corn husk does not sound
like what you think it sounds.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Like anyway, in the middle of the night, that'd always
be like this jankeny truck stop that I had a
piece so bad and I would stop and there'd be
garbage bags on the urinals.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Out of order. When we did the what was it off?
The Great trip this past summer. Yeah, let me tell
you something.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Some of those rest stops, oh yeah, but those are
the best kind, though, those gritty, seedy, gross truck stops,
they're great.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
The ones with showers in them.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah. Yeah. And the trucker is getting BJ's in the
parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh wow, yeah, well explicit on this episode, right, it's
just initials.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, what when that truck's a rocking?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did you just click? Did you know?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And I'm not sure if it's if it's true. But
in the show the series American Rust on Showtime, the
guy a West Side Story, the lead kid from West
Side Story.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He was in that.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
He plays Isaac in that anyway. I don't know what
his name is, but so he he like, is trolling
a truck stop to do like act. And if you
put certain color bandanas in your pocket while you're walking
by these truckers, each bandana color means that you'll do
something different. Apparently, so if they see one with like
(03:36):
a green banda like yep, I like that, get in, didn't.
I don't know if it's true, but it sounds right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well, that's like the other things. There's the black wedding
ring that apparently says that you are open to other
fun times with other couples.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I thought that was a pineapple and your shopping cart.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, well maybe that one too, an Adironda chairs if
you leave that around.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, you had said that. That's right, But the pineapple
thing is for old people. It's in. It's in like.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The those the condominium places and what do you call
them in Florida?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah? What do you call those places? Citizen living centers.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the name of the
one that was by my grandparents' house. They always have
the same names, like Shady Acres. Yeah, there's one big
old thing something point. I don't know, there's something, some
big one that was palm Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Anyway, So how was your time off?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Which is wonderful? Oh my gosh, I got to edit
the Spoonies episode that was fun.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Did a nice job on that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Makes up for the audio problem.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But otherwise I did really so much. Im to take
the compliment. Happen great day. Yeah, what else did I do?
I hung out.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
King's Point, That's what it was called King's Point. So
I just remember that great in Tamarack, Florida three three
three two one. Don't know why, but I remember the
zip code.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I still remember my old home phone number. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I remember all my numbers. I remember all my addresses,
zip codes, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I remember, yeah, addresses. I remember my credit card numbers. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It was annoying because you can laugh.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
But I knew my Discover card number for years, for years,
and then they sent me a new one in the mail,
like we had to change your number. I was so
I called them and I said, can you please change
it back? And they're like, no, what do you care?
I said, because I memorized it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well, here's a question. So the chip in my debit
card right now, it used to be tap to pay,
and I loved using the tap to pay. Yeah, it
was the greatest feature of all time. I think it's
not a secure I loved it. Anyway, go wan with
your story. I now can't use tap to pay. It
stopped working.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Is it a new card?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, I've had it for like two years now, and
I think it just might be worn out. If I
want to go get a new card, are they gonna
give me all new numbers? No?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Only if you say you lost it, they'll give you
new numbers. Okay, if you just need to if you
tell them no, Yeah, because it's happened to me. The
chip in my in my jet Blue card stops working
at the supermarket from time to time. It's the weirdest thing.
It's like chip malfunction. And you call and they'll send
you a new card with the same number oka depending
on the maybe not the same expiration code though I.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Don't know the little three digit thing on the back. No,
that'll be different.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Ugh. I just have that credit card stored in so
many places that it's such a pain.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh, such a pain, I know, so annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Says the man.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Show them your wallet, just like with my AOL address.
Show them your wallet.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What do you want to show them? Show them the
book that you have. Why it. I have never seen
someone with more cards in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
This is just their credit cards.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That is the most credit cards I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Look, every credit card does something different, and I know
which one does what at what times. They have bonus categories,
disappoints for this, this is miles, this is cash back.
I know what every card does, and I make them
work for me. Like what currently my Discover card and
my Chase card are five percent back at supermarkets.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's spectacular.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So when you do something like Instacart, do they load
that up for you with the money?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No instacard that. No Instacard gives you your own credit card.
It's an Instacart MasterCard, so you just use that. It's
approved and you just scant and swipe it whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It doesn't have a chip though. It's old school swipe woo.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
See. That's why I hate getting gift cards because they're
swipe yeah, swiper no swiping yeah. Plus I also in
my brain hate being like, ugh, I bought something that
was twenty three to fifty and now I have two
dollars and fifty cents left. Do you know I have
a dollar fifty?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And then sometimes when you don't have cash and you
need to pay the difference because you just it ran
out and you have to charge twenty three cents, I
feel like such an idiot. Yes, that happened to me
at shopwrite a couple days ago. I didn't charge twenty
three cents. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't have a quarter. All right, Max, Relax, I've
been carrying cash lately. I don't. I've been carrying cash. Well,
I mean, you can't fit anything in that wallet.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, I've never.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I don't use this wallet for anything other than credit
cards in my driver's license, so you use it every day.
I put cash. When I have cash, I put it
in my pocket. Let's see what I have today, Andrew, Oh,
I have a quarter?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh wow? Going places?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, that's what I have in my I don't use
cash because if I had cash, i'd buy lotto tickets.
Because I'm a degenerate. Okay, so I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's why I would.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
When I do carry cash, it's two dollar bills and
change because you can't buy a lot of tickets.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And the machines with those.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Two dollars bills. Oh yeah, you are a two dollar
bill guy.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The only machines that take two dollars bills are the
self checkout lanes and the supermarkets. You might not know that,
but they work in there, huh. Or home depot. Any
of those self checkout things will take a two dollar
bill even though it's not depot advertised.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh my god, I love the smell of a home.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You know what store I loved the smell of and
I miss but I would recognize it instantly, Toys r Us.
You're gonna say that I'm crazy. Yeah, nod that smell yea.
And some of the closed down Toys r us is
that are now other stores that didn't clean very well
and it still smells like a Toys r Us.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I do too, like some of those Christmas shops and
the Halloween stores. They take over vacant stores and they
still smell like Toys r Us at Bath and Beyond
also has a very very distinguishable smell.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh my god, mine's closing. Mine just did in Jersey City.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I felt? Well, So here's what happened. It was closing
down and I went in there. This was around Thanksgiving.
Then I wound up going back and when I went
I got a cureic for so cheap, a currig Mini.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You told the story and you gave one to the lady.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, she was so nice. I actually didn't tell it
on this but have a nice day.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You did, Yeah, no, you did. I think that you
need to start taking privage in prevagen. Yeah, memory loss?
Does that have like a jellyfish?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That was it? Wow?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Anyway, So my time off was okay, you got COVID. Yeah,
I worked the first no I had. I worked the
first week from home, which timed out nicely because dude,
there's lice popping out. I see that you need a
haircut so badly.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh, I'm going today, but my barber had COVID, so
I couldn't go. And now he's back so I can
get it.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Anyway, So Amy, myself and my older daughter all had COVID.
Somehow Cooper escaped it. She just like she loved it though.
I'm telling you right now, because we figured that majority rules,
so Amy, Ashley and I we ruled the house and
Cooper was stuck in her room.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh, she must have had the best time.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
She loved it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
She was getting served food, she was on her things
tiktoks and selling bracelets and god knows who what she
was doing. I bet she was lowering buckets out of
her window. We didn't even see it, Like she's bringing
up stuff I don't know, like crazy deals that she's doing.
But she's she's very smart, very creative, and she you know,
did her thing. We didn't see her for hours at
a time and she was fine, you know, so, but
(10:27):
we're all over it now. Everything's great, good lot. We
watched a lot of TV. We finished Happy Endings, so
sad that it's done.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Did you see my tweet? I did? Thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
We finished Kim's Convenience, so sad that it's done. Loved
that show so much. We watched the entire season four
of Cobra Kai. You have to if you haven't Aka
Polko on Apple TV Plus. Wonderful show, so under the radar,
but you have to watch it. Okay, And turns out
(10:57):
Elvis and I stayed in the hotel that is in
that series.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Although even though that hotel is supposed to be an Acapulco,
it's actually in Porto Bayarta. That's where that's where we stayed. Interesting,
that was a long time ago when we used to
be friends. Oh okay, that's nice. That's nice to say.
Yellowstone is the one I need to start.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yes, and yellow Jackets, isn't it like yellow Jackets?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Also, there's yellow Jackets and there's yellow Stone.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
One of them is a western, right, yeah, that's Yellowstone.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I don't want to watch westerns. My mom has become
obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That guy, isn't it right?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay? That actor, that actor is in it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh you know what else?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I saw what and I should say this for our
Friday movie chats. But I saw Sane Almost Fire. Amy
made me watch it. It was good.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Everyone was like, did you love it?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It was okay.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It was one of those the eighties, one of those
eighties movies. You know that this song in that movie
played in shop Right yesterday. It played in shop Right
yesterday time. I love that song. I was so excited
to hear it in they played that song. You don't
know any of the words, but yeah, that's the song.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I could tell you. The New Horizon of Fun a
tough and I saw Philadelphia the other night. Oh that
one makes me cry every time. Yeah, it's a sad movie.
I can't believe I never saw that. Well in nineteen
ninety three, you still haven't seen Jurassic Park, so that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I have not that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Okay, can I tell you a fun fact I learned?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well, whatever the velociraptors when they talk in Jurassic Park.
Guess what that comes from. Um, I don't know. The
guy who did the sound effects recorded the turtles mating
at the Zoo, the one that we play on the
show sometimes. Yes, yes, yes, that's turtles having sex. But
(12:45):
that movie so old and that sound clip is not
that old. Well, turtles have been having sex for many years,
so it's maybe not just that clip.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Maybe no one stuck a microphone in their face for
a while.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, I guess not. Yeah, Okay, fun fact, just saying,
now you can go tell people it got really cold.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
It's not cold in here like you say it is.
It's freezing, but it's very cold outside.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, we got that. We got that. No storm the
other day, damn it. I was so excited.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
They were like, oh, one to three inches and everyone
was like putting salt down and all the parking lots
and whatever, and we got nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, it's supposed to snow Friday. If you're yeah, if
you're in the Tri state area.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
That means nothing to people, because there are other people
that live in three states across the country. The New
York metropolitan area is what you should say.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, yeah, well you say tri state someone that lives
in Florida.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It could be Florida and Georgia and whatever's next to
it Texas. I don't know, right, Yeah, I guess you're right, Scott.
Texas is on top of the Panhandle, isn't it. I'm
not good with maps.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yes, is it?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Are you sure? Does Texas touch Florida?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Goes?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
No, Texas does not touch Florida. Texas is in the
middle and Florida is all the way on the right.
What touches Florida at the Puisiana Mississippi?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Florida?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Okay, what touches Florida on the panhandle? What state Georgia? No,
Georgia's to the right, Mississippi to the left. Yes, okay,
all right, Louisiana is closer to Texas because of New Orleans.
I'm pretty okay with geography, but sometimes not so much.
Should we do a state test? No, we did that.
You did that once. You gave me that piece of paper.
You gave everyone that piece of paper, and you made everyone.
(14:14):
I took pictures of it because everyone did so bad.
I can do pretty well. It's just like more of
like I just.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Want to double check now, now you've got me double
checking myself.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Like the Northwest, and you know what if I had
a drive Oh wait, no, no, it's Alabama.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Uh, it's Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You know what's pretty cool? We have listeners that listen
in every state in this nation.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Pretty much. Yeah, no, definitely, absolutely much. Do you hear
from all of them?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yes, they all tweet in, They all tweet in. You
know what, why don't you do that? Go on Twitter?
Serial killers? PC, Carlo and Anthony? Did that just hashtag
the state you're in.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder if we get fifty different ones.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I wonder if Scott could make a map, right other Scott, Yeah, Newman.
If he could go one line and make a map,
and then you could just click your state and say
I'm listening from and then we could just see a
map and it would all be colored in.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
The thing is, though, anyone could just go click on
any state.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, I mean, we're not going to ask for people's
verified No, they could just tweet in saying they're from Florida.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, dude, but but it's they're more likely to tweet
in where they're actually from. If they went to an
interactive map and there was like two states missing, they're
gonna just click.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
There would for the fun of it. I would. I
would love to do that.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Do you think someone's listening in Hawaii right now? What
do they say?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Aloha Aloha? No, but there's something else chaka bra mahalow.
Oh yeah, mahalo hollow.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's where the King's Hawaiian When they send bread, it
says mahallow.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I really want to go to Alaska. That's my new thing.
I would like to go to Alaska so you can
get baked what Oh god, that was terrible. Hold on,
I have to play just this.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That's too loud. That's too loud. Now that was loud.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's too loud. Yes, that's how I feel about your
baked Alaska joke.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I would like to try that. I don't think I've
ever had baked Alaska.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's delicious.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I feel like it's one of those ambrosia type things
that people just don't have because it's old timey, but
it's probably really good.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So baked Alaska, if I'm remembering correctly, needs to be
lit on fire. Yeah, so what We're not going to
do is make a baked Alaska.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Because as you probably have a Spoonies episode when we
have another deal with wax Cabin, we will have baked
Alaska because there's already fire here. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Sure, maybe I'm thinking of Cherry's Jewbilee because that goes
on fire too. Banana flambay also that my god, I
love a good banana Floh wait.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
So hold on, bit, can you look up baked Alaska?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Is it shake like?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Is it like meringue on top of Also, and it's
like burnt. I gotta watch my cholesterol though I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh my god, you can't keep bringing up your cholesterol.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
No, I gotta be careful.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You say this, and then in like three months you're
gonna be like Andy, I've never been heavier. You know
what this is, Toby.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
But you know what I actually should do is my
mom has one of these. Like while I'm sitting here,
I should be having that pedal thing down below, you know,
I should just be pedaling the whole that's a baked Alaska?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Is that ice cream inside?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I guess known as a bombay Alaska? Omelet no a
vigeme no I don't do all that. Just what's surprise?
What's in it? It's a dessert consisting of ice cream
cake and cake top with browned merengue merangue merengue.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Is christ Well, how do they how do they bake
it with ice cream in it? Is it not actually
baked the meringue on top? Is that they they with
the flame thing?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Prch Yeah, okay, huh huh. I don't think I've ever
had that.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I feel like I have meant either, I didn't know
it was ice cream on the inside.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Speaking of cherries, Jewbeilee, I was jewbilist yesterday because there
were what doesn't that mean happy?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Excited?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah? Tell me why your jewbil is because there's cherries
in the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Again.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, they're stupid expensive and they're probably awful, but I
bought a bag of them.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I was eight dollars. I love them so much.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Unless they're are she no cherries?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, but I love regular cherries.
And they're in the store because it's kind of like
flip flop seasons on the other side of the world,
so like, yeah, it's their summer, right, so cherries are around. Yeah,
everything below the equator. Although that's their summer. It's weird though,
because they I think they said American USA Northwest cherries.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Huh. I'm gonna have to look at the bag because
now I'm very confused.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh that's part investigative.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
My Brussels sprouts are growing now, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
You grew Brussels sprouts?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Okay, So I have a vegetable garden every year. Uh huh,
and the yield is very poor. You're a bad farmer.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I learned about that when I was in Iowa because
I was hanging out with the corn farmer. But so
my corn, you know, was terrible. And I actually just
listened to the episode where you said you made corn
in your backyard. Yes, I made corn, but so I
grew all different vegetables and the tomatoes are generally pretty good.
But this year I planted Brussels sprouts and nothing happened.
(18:55):
They were just big. It was just the big the leaves,
and that was it. I'm like, where are the spring?
Where are they hold on? We'll find out where the
sprouts are.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Right after this.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Okay, So a couple of days ago I went into
the backyard because the landscaper came and they tore up
the whole vegetable guard and all the stuff that was dead.
They tore it up. But they left the celery, which
was never good. I love celery, I do too, but
it didn't grow nicely.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It grew beautifully and it looks like delicious celery, but
it tastes like ass sandwich.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Well that's what you said your corn tasted like too.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Right, So maybe it's the soil. Maybe we just have
bad soil.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So but they left the celery, and they left the
Brussels sprouts for some reason, probably because they were still green.
And I'm not sure if you know how Brussels sprout.
First of all, it's Brussels sprouts. I don't know if
you know that it's Brussels sprouts. So if you see
on a menu where it says Brussels sprouts, it's wrong. Anyway,
I'll be sure to highlight that to the five people.
I'd send that text message. So I'm not sure if
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you ever saw care that much fresh Brussels sprouts in store.
Not when they're in the container with the cellofie on
top of it. But they grow on a stalk like
they grow like. Okay, sorry, I just hit you like picture,
you're like your bamboo stalk. Yeah, with Brussels sprouts growing
out of the side. That's what it looks like. That's
what it looks like. And so they're growing their little
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baby Brussels sprouts growing out of the ground.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Now I'm gonna take a picture and send it to you.
Actually have a picture.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, I would like that.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, so while I find this picture, talk about vegetables.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Well, okay, I do enjoy some good celery. I bananas
are good. Yeah, it's not a vegetable. That's what else
do I enjoy? Look I oh, okay, yep, thanks, thanks, okay, look,
oh I don't like the look of that. Why that
(20:47):
I have the weird I don't like the look of that.
I'm going to show it to that's freaky looking. Yeah,
that's weird. It looks like it's pimpled.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But that's how they grow. They grow on, they grow
on the stalk.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Hold on, that's weird. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't make it bigger.
I tried. Yeah, that's very strange looking. Wait you didn't
know how to make the picture bigger?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
No, get out of here.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
How did you not know how to make the picture
bigger because it wasn't there. Look, I'm gonna show it again. Yeah,
it looks like a pimply leg. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I think.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I think like growing your own produce and then eating
it is great.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You say that, and then every time that you bring
it up, you're like, yeah, we did it, it was great.
Just kidding. Tasted like the only.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Thing that's ever really good at tomatoes. I've never really
had much success with anything else other than tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Even the cucumbers most of the time are gross.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
You know, We've been eating a lot lately, and thankfully
it's the one thing that my daughter actually likes. Cooper
likes the little Kirby cucumbers. They come in like a
pack of six. She douses them with salt, and she's
gonna have what is it, it's not diabetes?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
What's the salt? One?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Is it diabetes? Also?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
You think so sodium something like a heart attack something. Yeah,
it's heart to eat. You're not supposed to have so
much salt. She douses them in salt, and she puts
salt on everything.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
What I do is I found this recipe online. I
get the cucumber cut it put soy sauce on it.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's not happening.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I do a little bit of rice vinegar and then
I do chili oil. Yeah, children don't eat that delicious.
I'm sure it is so good. But because I could
eat soy sauce by itself, so soy, yeah, soy. So
he's a good boy boy. He has a good boy boy.
How is your dog? He got a haircut. He looked good,
and he's ahead of me, and that he looks.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Amy and him have this thing, don't. I don't like
they've bonded with each other. And I don't know that
he likes me as much as he likes her. It's
weird because at the very beginning it was kind of
the opposite. Amy didn't really like like not she didn't
like him. But they weren't like on the same you
know what I mean. Like our last dog, Boomer, he
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was all up in art all the time. He was
always around us. He would follow us all over the place.
Sawyer like, where are your buddy? And he's like curled
up by the toilet, and he doesn't want any to
do with you. But now Amy and him have this thing.
They have their routine. They go outside in the morning,
sits there and waits for a piece of cheese, and
you know, his head tilts in the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's adorable.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
But me, I'm like, he just I don't know. Although
we have been doing this thing lately where he'll chase
me around the house and I'll run faster than him
and he'll whine, you know, while he's trying to catch me.
Do your dog makes that noise kind of he whimpers,
He whimpers. I was trying to do a whimper so
well that was not even close to a whimper. Now
you literally just went Meah. Anyway, we're still thinking of
(23:33):
maybe getting a second dog. We want another Assie, but
we want them one with a tail. And there's only
one breeder we know of in California that has Okay,
don't buy dogs. I get it, I get it. I'm
so sorry. Okay, you believe your stuff. I'll believe mine. Anyway,
there's this breeder in California who leaves the tails on
and she does all this like sensory stuff with them,
and we did a lot of research on her and
(23:53):
she's spectacular. And what did they look like with tails?
An Aussie with a tail but like, so Luna's tail
it looks like a border Collie. It looks like a
border Collie because border collies have tails and they're like
the sister dog of Aussie's.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, I need to google this because I just know
Luna's tail when she hers is almost like like a sail.
It was so okay, thank you for it's something in
my mouth. Gross, hair on my tongue. Great, probably from
one of the cereals we eat before we recorded this.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I don't even know if my fingers are clean o ye.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Anyway, but the only thing that we're concerned about is
that it's gonna knock things over. We've never had a
dog with a tail before, and they're gonna it's like
gonna knock over flower pots and stuff when they get excited.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Does that happen?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
No, Luna pretty much has control of her tail. Oh,
it's so cute. Yeah that Yeah, they have good tails.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Right, that's a door. Oh my cat, very very rarely
see an Aussie. I get that dog in a second.
Oh my god, that thing is so adorable.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
By the way, you can follow Aussy Sawyer on Instagram.
It's Aussy Underscore Sawyer.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Hmm mm hmm, that was a nice little plug you
did there. Why not?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Although you know what, Ashley will not relinquish power of
that handle to us, like we don't know what the
password is, and she says she doesn't either, and I
don't believe her, but I feel like we could do
much better content than her.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
She'll just post a picture with.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Him like like she doesn't even post smiling pictures of him,
like you want a dog to smile.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
We have Luna's Instagram, Luna Bella Graham. Oh look at
that plug. She has a whole variety of pictures and
sometimes I ask my sister, why would you post that
one of lunas it's not a flattering picture like this
one was so cute though it is adorable. She is
so cute. Look at that dog. Yeah, she's wearing glasses.
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How did she get glasses?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well, because she has cataracts.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
So cute. What about that one where she snuggled up
in bed.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Okay, let's do this. We'll save this for the dog
Chat podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh, that's another one.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
That's gonna be the Friday one dog Chat.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Dog Chat. Yeah, so it's just gonna be bold chat
on specific things.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Just for dogs.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, I would love that if I got to pet
dogs every Friday.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Oh my god, we're not gonna have dogs. They We're
just gonna talk dogs. It's gonna be dog talk.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
No, if I can't pet the dog, I don't want
to talk about them. I don't know much about dogs.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Amy is texting me, Am, I allowed to look.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, I'm not gonna call you out like you call
me out. Well, I mean, I don't know. Is it
important I need to ask you something? Oh my god,
are you recording? Yes? Recording? Uh? Oh, looks like someone's
in the dog house or or oh that was a
good one.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
So I saw a nice mask fight yesterday, two of
them actually, really Oh what a mask holl There was
one at the supermarket and then there was one outside
in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah. The one in the supermarket like did the chin thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
So the lady was like, it needs to be over
your nose. He's like whatever, and she like, sir, he
needs to be over your nose.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
And he wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
He just kept like beeping his things, and she's like,
I'm gonna call security, and so he put it up
then and went right back down, and she called security
over and it was a whole thing. I got scared
and left because that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And then the second one, see this is when I
was driving around looking for cereal because I needed cereal
for serial killers. And then so I was in the
parking lot of the Walmart supermarket place, not the big Walmart,
but the Walmart grocery store. It's just it's just called
neighborhood market and I heard someone screaming bloody murder at somebody,
and I was like, oh, I want to look, but
I also don't. It's kind of weird, Like I don't
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want to look at the person that's getting yelled at
because I feel bad for them, you know what I mean.
Like if it was like an old guy or something
like that, all I would think about is like this
old guy getting yelled at, and I would feel bad
about it, and I would just think about it all
the time. So I didn't look at the person getting
yelled at. I just listened and kept walking. And they
were screaming at this person like so you mother, effort
blah blah blah, mask this, you covid that.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The whole thing.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I'm like, I don't know what's going on, but I
don't like it. So I walked into the store. I
got my five boxes of cereal. I came out and
the police were there, and I was like, oh my god.
And then I felt like, me, well, now I feel bad.
Maybe I should have helped because they were two not
older people but older than me, you know, and they
were standing there talking to the cop, and I'm like,
maybe I should have gone over.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
But I don't want to get I don't want to
get hit, you know, I want to get hid.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
This person was yelling loud, and if I went over,
like excuse me, miss, maybe you just shouldn't be so
nasty to them.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
You know what was the fight over?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
It had to be like COVID masks something because I
heard every other word was f But then I also
heard mask and COVID, so it happens not wearing a mask.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I didn't look because I was scared, so I just
kept walking.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I don't like to get into confrontational situations. I just
don't like it. Yeah, if I have to, I will, Okay,
you know, if if somebody is getting hurt or somebody's
doing something, I'll I'll step in because either that or
I'll just call nine one one real.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Quick and take a picture.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
See you're going to break up a fight?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, but it depends, dude, if there's like two dudes
like you know, like doing, I'm I'm calling the police
and walking away fast.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
With my legal situation right now is if you saw
a fight, you'd be able to break it up. No,
if you saw that, you.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Could look if within reason that you will break up
a fight if somebody was messing with like an older
person or an elderly person.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
You wouldn't know because you just said you keep your
head down and go. Look.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Just like on the airplane, did you see the video
of the airplane where that lady punched the eighty year
old guy in the face.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
That was insane?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Like?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
If I was there, I'd be like lady, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
And she wasn't even wearing a mask herself.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
That's the whole thing that was what was so spectacular
about it. What an idiot she yelling at this guy
for not wearing a mask and hers is not on.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I hate everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, I don't get people that do that. I feel
like you, what is it you attract? You track the
flies with the honey. Uh huh, then the vinegar. Yeah,
isn't that the same?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
You'll you attract more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, so she be sweet.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Ye. If you see someone doing it, then tell them
to put it up. But if they won't and they're
acting like an idiot, or if they're the ones who
come to you and be like, hey, why are you
wearing a mask? I've already come up with my excuse
if that happens. If somebody came up to me and
was like, hey, why are you wearing a mask? I'd
be like, I have a very sick grandparent at home,
my grandma. She already passed away, so I don't feel
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too bad.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
We could just do like GANI does and just say
I have COVID now wooooo, and then pull it down
it spit on them.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
They well, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh that's AsSalt, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah. We don't want to get put in jail. Yeah, yeah,
that's not worth it.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
So can I do like you do and like I
make a phone call and go outside for a second,
because you do that to me all the time. I mean,
we could always end it. We're thirty minutes no, no, no,
you think you could handle it for like two minutes. See,
that's what you do to me all the time. Yeah,
but all the time my boss is calling me now,
so I need.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
To answer, and we don't want to end it.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well no, because people have become accustomed to forty fifty
minute episodes.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, but maybe we should just end it at thirty minutes.
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I tell you what, Let me find out how much
longer do I have?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Question mark? That sounds really ominous. Why how much longer
do I am?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, not much.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
You know, with the cholesterol and all you with the
damn cholesterol. You can't just say things and not know
what they mean. Well, I went and I had a
blood test on because just because you had a blood
test done, you don't understand the result.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Listen, your blood pressure is going up. It is blacks.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
I had a physical like three weeks a month ago,
already at this point, and I just went and did
the blood work over. As soon as I was cleared
from COVID, I went and got my blood work done.
And first of all, this woman was so not I
thank you Quest Diagnostics. It took forever to get an
appointment because everything is COVID, COVID COVID, so people that
just need regular stuff were having a tough time getting in,
and I get it, but you know, maybe they should
have a separate, dedicated thing to non COVID stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But that's beside the point. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So I went in and this woman was there, and
while I was in the waiting room, I heard like
a little boy screaming bloody murder.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I hate this place.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Get me out of here. Oh I'm so hungry.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
And I said to the older lady in the waiting room, like,
that's gonna be me in five minutes, you'll see, you know.
So I went in because you know me, I'm so
sca'm I'm sweating thinking about it right now, I'm starting
I feel it. I feel the sweat on my chest.
And I said to her, like I do all the time,
I'm like that kid that was in here before. That's
gonna be me, just to let you know, I'm a
giant baby. I can't deal with this, and please be gentle. Yeah,
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And she said, I'm very squeamish as well, so I
will treat your arm like it's my arm. And I
thought that was very sweet, you know, But then they
put the freaking rubber thing around your arm and you
feel your pulse beating in your arm, and.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I'm like, ah, this is it. Here we go. But
she was actually pretty good with it, and I think
I still have the.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Mark, but oh wow, such a truper. She was very.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Gentle and she only took She's like, I said, you're done,
and she's like, yep, she only took one.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
She only took one vial, so that was it.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
And I told Amy that She's like, really, when I
give blood, you know how much they take. I'm like,
please don't tell me. Apparently they take like bag fulls.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Right, my sister, she gives blood all the time, or
she has to just for other things. And yet she's
had so much taken in one day that it's like absurd.
She sent me like a picture of how much crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, I don't want to know about it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
It sucks because I understand that you can't, so I'm
not going to force you. I would love to, but
after I had COVID, I gave my plasma because it's needed,
especially in hospitals. M H. And I'm just saying, you
get free socks. That that was fun. I half my socks.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I got free Metch tickets that time. Remember, No, I
went to give blood and they put feger.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, they still.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Gave me the tickets. I couldn't give blood though.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Plasma you can plasma?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
What I can get plasma?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
No, I don't want to, but you'd be helping people,
but I physically can't. Plasma is different because it's honestly,
how do they take that? They just go, oh, I'll
have plasma please, it just comes out of it. Or
if this is I'm sure they jammed something into you,
two of them, you know, one in each arm. No,
thank you, but it does so much good sweating.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
It's like forty five minutes. You just sit in a chair,
you get a little cold, and you just watch TV
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I am a good person, Andrew, I'm I'm very giving,
and I would.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Love to understand. It's not for everybody, and it's free.
I would love to give it.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Would Amy do it?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yes, she's she is a blood giver because she has
that universal the universal thing she has. Oh yeah, yeah,
she's what's the universal letter? Oh a oh oh oh
plus positive.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
O positive can give to anybody, and I think can
also take from everybody got it own negative can give
to everybody, but can only get from oh negative.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I think I'm an a.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I'm oh negative. I don't know what I am.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I should know my blood type, right, Amy knows my
blood type. I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
You should.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I should if you had the Red Cross app you know, yeah,
but you know it's just the word blood makes me
so I can't. I don't even want to know what
my type is.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Well, if you've had COVID, because I know there's going
to be a whole bunch of new people that just
had COVID. See if you can go give plasma, it's
a really good thing. It takes about thirty to forty
five minutes and you get free socks or shirt. Isn't
a shirt?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Isn't that just a fancy name for also blood?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Well, what do they do that you have a different
orifice that they stick your thing in. If they stick
a needle and blood comes.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Out, they filter it, right, but it's still blood and
it comes out like pea color, but it's also blood,
but it's used differently. But they still are taking blood,
is what I'm saying. They can't take other liquids from you.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I mean, yeah, if you wanted to pee in a cup,
that's technically a liquid, but.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
They can't do anything with that. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Let's see what plasma. What they say about the plasma
cute louna hold on.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
This reminds me again of that Tom and Jerry cartoon
what we talked about a while ago, the dog plasma,
Remember that one?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I don't you do? We talked about it, and it's
the largest part of your blood when separated from the
rest of the blood. It's a light yellow liquid yet
looks like pea.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, but it comes out as blood.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Plasma carries water, salts, and enzymes. It's to take nutrients, hormones,
and proteins to the parts of the body that need it.
Cells also put their waste into cells also put their
waste products into the plasta.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Medical things.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
It's going to be an issue for me when I
ever have to, Like, did I tell you that I
need to go.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
For a colonoscopy?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Right? Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yeah, that's going to be a problem for me. Even
though they're not like extracting anything or putting.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
A needle in me, Well they are. They put you under.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
That's thing that they put in you is much bigger
than a needle.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, again, they're not gonna show you that, Like, you're
not gonna be passing out, and they're gonna be like,
here it is.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
What if I wake up in the middle, You're not
gonna wake up in the middle. I've heard that happens.
I hear people wake up in the middle of things,
and like, what, Well, if.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You tell them your accurate body weight, you won't unless
you're anesthesiologist has something against you. What do you think
IM gonna lie I'm one sixty something about you. I
could see you being like, no.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'm gonna tell them. I'm gonna tell them I'm three hundred.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
So they give me extra no, because that's how you die. Oh,
so they just have to give you just the right amount.
That takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
That's why it's a profession that people go to medical
school for and become doctors for.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
M Yeah, I don't think I could be I can't
be anything, and I'm sorry, but I can't even be
like someone that takes the sheets off the beds. I
can't do anything in a hospital.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So you can't be a nurse, Nope, couldn't be a
cleaner at a hospital.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Maybe I know.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
And I couldn't deliver food either because I would feel
bad for the people and I would see liquids dripping
out of things.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
That's a problem.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
It was just like when when Amy was in the
delivery room and I was I was shocked that I
was able to go in there with her and like
there's liquids dripping like out of tubes and stuff, and
I was like it was so difficult for me. I
was sweating worse than she was. I mean, she's a trooper,
damn right. But you were there for the whole birth, the
whole thing, both of them, both of them, and.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
You saw everything going on.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
They had the sheet up, I think, and I didn't
really look. I smelled because they was like they well no, no, no, no,
because it was a sea section. Both of them were
sea sections. So they like, don't they like cut? Yeah,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I remember, like the burning bone smell. Don't they cut something?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
If you want to know, I could tell you, my friend, stop,
I'm begging you to stop. I am, I am, I'm
begging you.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Let go. You found in take graphic details about it,
and let me tell you something. Can't Andrew, Well, women
have to go through giving birth. I thank god every
damn a man. But females are the strongest people on
the entire planet. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
My jacket off sweating.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
You said you were cold before, so you said you
were cold, and you turned the heat up.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I see that you did it. Yeah, it's seventy one.
Now it's no, it's seventy two. It went up.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Look at it underneath with the little flame thing is there,
which means that seventy the heat is on. I know
it's seventy one. It's below it is seventy Glenn Fry
style what.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Heat his own gay?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
It is almost fire higher and hik.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Know what other song I really love from the eighties.
Maybe it's the late seventies. No, it's the eighties Young
Turks Oh from Rod Stewart. Oh my god, I love
that song. It's one of my all time favorites.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Why Young Hetfreed and Night Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Alright, Peter Brady, your your voice is cracked. Yeah, you know,
I gotta hit that high note. That's one of my
all time favorite songs. I would go on record as
saying that, really, yeah, yeah, one of my favorites. All right,
if you do have an all time favorite, all time favorite. Yeah,
I can't think like that. It'd take me a while
(39:00):
to think.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It's probably some Green Day song. I'm saying, you have, Like,
what's one of them?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I like songs.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't know the Vegas response I've ever, I don't
really have. There's not only people could give like one
or two exams. I don't have it. There's not like
one song.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
When it comes, I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I like peaches, mister Jones. Peaches come in a can.
They were put there by a man in a factory downtown.
Do you have it in here?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I don't why because you just sang it.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh look what Sam got me?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
And I don't know why she would think that I
would like this, So she got me a pooping dog calendar.
I think that dogs are very embarrassed, like, look at
the dogs know that they're pooping? Yeah, right, So they
don't want you to look at them because they turn
around and look at you with those eyes like why.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Are you or are they not?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Do they realize? Do they realize what they're doing? Do
they think that it's a bad thing or everybody poops.
You know, maybe they just think that we're weird because
we go into a bathroom and close the door. Maybe,
although Sawyer breaks the door down and likes to sit
down next to my feet, I don't know why it's
the weirdest. When he hears the bathroom door close, he
comes and scratches on and I have to let him in. Yeah,
I don't want to watch dogs poop.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
To be honest with you, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I don't not into poop.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well, you know, it's very nice of her to give
you a gift.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Although there was this one time that I was in
Virginia Beach with Cubby, you know, our friend Cubby. Yes,
and I remember because we have it on video. We
were driving through a neighborhood and there was a dog
just like that pooping on the grass and I recorded
it and on the radio was was I want to
be rich?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Remember that song? I want money, lots and lots of money.
No idea what you're talking about? Really?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah, I want to be callaway, I want to be rich.
I can play it from my phone, Callaway.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
I bet you we have it. Oh, my system signed off?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
What system signed off? Shut down? Hold? On Calloway, I
want to puie in the sky. What is it called?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Halloway? Tell me I want to be rich? Just type
in I want to be rich, callaway?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Hold on. Yes, it takes for ever.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I bet I could do it faster.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
It's the worst thing in the entire world.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Oh is this gonna work Bluetooth?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, we're gonna try it.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Go on, just go on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Well no, because I want to play it off of
my phone, right, So can't you just play it from YouTube?
I mean I could. I was going to play it
off Apple Music, but I had been there Apple Music. Yeah,
road castor pro I'm connected.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Okay, here we go. See look at this.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
All right, let's see if this works. What am I doing?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I want to be rich?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I want to I think it's Wanna by Calloway. Yeah,
I said that clear. This content is not authorized.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Of course not. I think it was from some movie.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I don't hear anything. I don't.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
They're terrible. Oh you know why because huh whatever, dude,
just forget it.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
You guys sing it?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Fine? I did sing it. Look well it's muted. Oh no,
it's not. This thing is so dumb.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Can we go?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Okay? I thought I just heard something. You're scratching yourself, that's.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
What you're hearing?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
God?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Anyway, Why isn't it playing on the bluetooth. You haven't
figured this thing out yet?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Well the bluetooth I did, and now I'm confused. Yeah,
I don't know about halloway. I want to be rich.
I'll just play it from here. Oh it's gonna sound
so lame. It's gonna sound so dame.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Anyway. Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Whow I hear it? I don't want to hear the commercial?
Can you skip the commercial? I can't skip it. We're
not getting pay for that. That's not it. Skip it.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I know, I'm I don't have the YouTube paid.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Just skip it. Yeah, cash, that's what I need. Why
this is fun? I like being able to do this.
Are we allowed to play songs?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Thirty seconds? Okay?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
So get to the hook?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Oh want to be rich?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I want to be rich, let it go, hold on,
I want to be rich.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Love.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Piece of happiness, Yeah, full of love, piece of happiness.
I want money, lots and lots of money. And the
dog was pooping.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Okay, that's really loud.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Okay, all right, turn it off, turn it off.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Okay, why don't you at least get the karaoke version
so you know what the words are?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Anyway, stop, Well, you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
This is a great idea because on another episode we're
gonna do music trivia and I'm gonna play like notes
of songs and you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Guess or vice versa.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I'm amazing at that.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I'm more amazing. We could do it like Beaches Ham Yes,
I'm yeah, I'll beat ship and what could we go?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I can hear your man emotion.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Thank you for listening to bowl Chat.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Please follow us on all social platforms at serial Killers PC.
That's cereal with the Sea because we also eat cereal
on that other podcast called serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
And thanks.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
All right, man, yeah, until we see you on Monday.
All right, say clink Andrew.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Wait, hope, please let me get to the course. I
just cranked.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
I gotta go the thing, okay, right.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I want you to wear it your hair like his,
the big Rochesterward eighties hair.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I want you to do that.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Hey, I gotta go, come.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Breed and stop singing.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Matt already texted me and he said, Andrew has to stop.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
He's probably like, wow, I love that song. Thank you
for bringing clink, Andrew. Hey bye, clink clink clink.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
All right, don't let him push you down, don't let
him push you around.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Don't let him change your point of view. Room stop
it hit the thing. Hey bye bye
Recorded. No, I just shocked myself on the microphone. Sounds
about right now, hold on there it is.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Maybe we should just go back to bowl Chat.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
No, we got complaints.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
We did.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Lots of people didn't like that. Amy, it was it
was very primitive. Amy, and lots of other people, Amy, Matt,
Doug carry Hedges. They all texted and tweeted, you're go
to always well because they're the best listeners.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, we have other great listeners too.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We have well, they're the most interactive listeners. And and
Wan Wan didn't like it either. He was like, that's
so dumb. When you guys get something produced.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Did he say that?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
He said, go back and look at the very first
tweet from this.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Episode seventeen, Episode seventeen, Food Artists.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Welcome to bowl Chat. This is the sister podcast to
Serial Killers. That's the podcast where we talk about cereal.
This is the moment we just talk about whatever. Yeah,
except cereal. No we talk about cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, we don't allow it. No, you don't get to
make the rules. If everything is able to be discussed,
you can't then say here are things that you can't
talk about.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
But why wouldn't you save that for like content? For
serial killers.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Then, well, because we try and have conversations on serial
killers now and you very much are like stop, save it,
save it. Well, this is big episode of bull Chat.
You'll hear it two weeks ago. You've heard it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
This is the very first episode of bull Chat for
twenty twenty two. Welcome. It's January fifth.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, and we recorded this yesterday, so it's pretty fresh, fresh,
fresh out the box. Oh, who's texting you? Is that
carry a head just saying how awful this episode is.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Look sir, we are one minute and fifty seconds in.
We need to tone it down. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thank new Year knew me. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Did
you just go to the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Did you notice that our bathroom looks like a Midwest
truck stop like the TA you know, the travel thing,
because there's a garbage bag over the urinal. It's so
bad when I used to drive to Cedar Rapids halfway there?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It is everyone the Iowa reference there, it is, folks.
What what is that? That's the Iowa reference?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Like, dang, where's the corn husk?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I told you this. The corn husk does not sound
like what you think it sounds.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Like anyway, in the middle of the night, that'd always
be like this jankeny truck stop that I had a
piece so bad and I would stop and there'd be
garbage bags on the urinals.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Out of order. When we did the what was it off?
The Great trip this past summer. Yeah, let me tell
you something.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Some of those rest stops, oh yeah, but those are
the best kind, though, those gritty, seedy, gross truck stops,
they're great.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
The ones with showers in them.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah. Yeah. And the trucker is getting BJ's in the
parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh wow, yeah, well explicit on this episode, right, it's
just initials.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, what when that truck's a rocking?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Did you just click? Did you know?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
And I'm not sure if it's if it's true. But
in the show the series American Rust on Showtime, the
guy a West Side Story, the lead kid from West
Side Story.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He was in that.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
He plays Isaac in that anyway. I don't know what
his name is, but so he he like, is trolling
a truck stop to do like act. And if you
put certain color bandanas in your pocket while you're walking
by these truckers, each bandana color means that you'll do
something different. Apparently, so if they see one with like
(03:36):
a green banda like yep, I like that, get in, didn't.
I don't know if it's true, but it sounds right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well, that's like the other things. There's the black wedding
ring that apparently says that you are open to other
fun times with other couples.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I thought that was a pineapple and your shopping cart.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, well maybe that one too, an Adironda chairs if
you leave that around.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, you had said that. That's right, But the pineapple
thing is for old people. It's in. It's in like.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The those the condominium places and what do you call
them in Florida?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah? What do you call those places? Citizen living centers.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the name of the
one that was by my grandparents' house. They always have
the same names, like Shady Acres. Yeah, there's one big
old thing something point. I don't know, there's something, some
big one that was palm Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Anyway, So how was your time off?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Which is wonderful? Oh my gosh, I got to edit
the Spoonies episode that was fun.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Did a nice job on that.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Makes up for the audio problem.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But otherwise I did really so much. Im to take
the compliment. Happen great day. Yeah, what else did I do?
I hung out.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
King's Point, That's what it was called King's Point. So
I just remember that great in Tamarack, Florida three three
three two one. Don't know why, but I remember the
zip code.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I still remember my old home phone number. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I remember all my numbers. I remember all my addresses,
zip codes, the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I remember, yeah, addresses. I remember my credit card numbers. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It was annoying because you can laugh.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
But I knew my Discover card number for years, for years,
and then they sent me a new one in the mail,
like we had to change your number. I was so
I called them and I said, can you please change
it back? And they're like, no, what do you care?
I said, because I memorized it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Well, here's a question. So the chip in my debit
card right now, it used to be tap to pay,
and I loved using the tap to pay. Yeah, it
was the greatest feature of all time. I think it's
not a secure I loved it. Anyway, go wan with
your story. I now can't use tap to pay. It
stopped working.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Is it a new card?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, I've had it for like two years now, and
I think it just might be worn out. If I
want to go get a new card, are they gonna
give me all new numbers? No?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Only if you say you lost it, they'll give you
new numbers. Okay, if you just need to if you
tell them no, Yeah, because it's happened to me. The
chip in my in my jet Blue card stops working
at the supermarket from time to time. It's the weirdest thing.
It's like chip malfunction. And you call and they'll send
you a new card with the same number oka depending
on the maybe not the same expiration code though I.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Don't know the little three digit thing on the back. No,
that'll be different.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Ugh. I just have that credit card stored in so
many places that it's such a pain.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh, such a pain, I know, so annoying.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Says the man.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Show them your wallet, just like with my AOL address.
Show them your wallet.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What do you want to show them? Show them the
book that you have. Why it. I have never seen
someone with more cards in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
This is just their credit cards.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That is the most credit cards I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Look, every credit card does something different, and I know
which one does what at what times. They have bonus categories,
disappoints for this, this is miles, this is cash back.
I know what every card does, and I make them
work for me. Like what currently my Discover card and
my Chase card are five percent back at supermarkets.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's spectacular.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So when you do something like Instacart, do they load
that up for you with the money?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No instacard that. No Instacard gives you your own credit card.
It's an Instacart MasterCard, so you just use that. It's
approved and you just scant and swipe it whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It doesn't have a chip though. It's old school swipe woo.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
See. That's why I hate getting gift cards because they're
swipe yeah, swiper no swiping yeah. Plus I also in
my brain hate being like, ugh, I bought something that
was twenty three to fifty and now I have two
dollars and fifty cents left. Do you know I have
a dollar fifty?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
And then sometimes when you don't have cash and you
need to pay the difference because you just it ran
out and you have to charge twenty three cents, I
feel like such an idiot. Yes, that happened to me
at shopwrite a couple days ago. I didn't charge twenty
three cents. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't have a quarter. All right, Max, Relax, I've
been carrying cash lately. I don't. I've been carrying cash. Well,
I mean, you can't fit anything in that wallet.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, I've never.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I don't use this wallet for anything other than credit
cards in my driver's license, so you use it every day.
I put cash. When I have cash, I put it
in my pocket. Let's see what I have today, Andrew, Oh,
I have a quarter?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh wow? Going places?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, that's what I have in my I don't use
cash because if I had cash, i'd buy lotto tickets.
Because I'm a degenerate. Okay, so I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's why I would.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
When I do carry cash, it's two dollar bills and
change because you can't buy a lot of tickets.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
And the machines with those.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Two dollars bills. Oh yeah, you are a two dollar
bill guy.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The only machines that take two dollars bills are the
self checkout lanes and the supermarkets. You might not know that,
but they work in there, huh. Or home depot. Any
of those self checkout things will take a two dollar
bill even though it's not depot advertised.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh my god, I love the smell of a home.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You know what store I loved the smell of and
I miss but I would recognize it instantly, Toys r Us.
You're gonna say that I'm crazy. Yeah, nod that smell yea.
And some of the closed down Toys r us is
that are now other stores that didn't clean very well
and it still smells like a Toys r Us.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I do too, like some of those Christmas shops and
the Halloween stores. They take over vacant stores and they
still smell like Toys r Us at Bath and Beyond
also has a very very distinguishable smell.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh my god, mine's closing. Mine just did in Jersey City.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I felt? Well, So here's what happened. It was closing
down and I went in there. This was around Thanksgiving.
Then I wound up going back and when I went
I got a cureic for so cheap, a currig Mini.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You told the story and you gave one to the lady.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, she was so nice. I actually didn't tell it
on this but have a nice day.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You did, Yeah, no, you did. I think that you
need to start taking privage in prevagen. Yeah, memory loss?
Does that have like a jellyfish?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That was it? Wow?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Anyway, So my time off was okay, you got COVID. Yeah,
I worked the first no I had. I worked the
first week from home, which timed out nicely because dude,
there's lice popping out. I see that you need a
haircut so badly.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh, I'm going today, but my barber had COVID, so
I couldn't go. And now he's back so I can
get it.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Anyway, So Amy, myself and my older daughter all had COVID.
Somehow Cooper escaped it. She just like she loved it though.
I'm telling you right now, because we figured that majority rules,
so Amy, Ashley and I we ruled the house and
Cooper was stuck in her room.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh, she must have had the best time.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
She loved it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
She was getting served food, she was on her things
tiktoks and selling bracelets and god knows who what she
was doing. I bet she was lowering buckets out of
her window. We didn't even see it, Like she's bringing
up stuff I don't know, like crazy deals that she's doing.
But she's she's very smart, very creative, and she you know,
did her thing. We didn't see her for hours at
a time and she was fine, you know, so, but
(10:27):
we're all over it now. Everything's great, good lot. We
watched a lot of TV. We finished Happy Endings, so
sad that it's done.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Did you see my tweet? I did? Thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
We finished Kim's Convenience, so sad that it's done. Loved
that show so much. We watched the entire season four
of Cobra Kai. You have to if you haven't Aka
Polko on Apple TV Plus. Wonderful show, so under the radar,
but you have to watch it. Okay, And turns out
(10:57):
Elvis and I stayed in the hotel that is in
that series.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Although even though that hotel is supposed to be an Acapulco,
it's actually in Porto Bayarta. That's where that's where we stayed. Interesting,
that was a long time ago when we used to
be friends. Oh okay, that's nice. That's nice to say.
Yellowstone is the one I need to start.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yes, and yellow Jackets, isn't it like yellow Jackets?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Also, there's yellow Jackets and there's yellow Stone.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
One of them is a western, right, yeah, that's Yellowstone.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
I don't want to watch westerns. My mom has become
obsessed with it.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
That guy, isn't it right?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay? That actor, that actor is in it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh you know what else?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I saw what and I should say this for our
Friday movie chats. But I saw Sane Almost Fire. Amy
made me watch it. It was good.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Everyone was like, did you love it?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It was okay.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It was one of those the eighties, one of those
eighties movies. You know that this song in that movie
played in shop Right yesterday. It played in shop Right
yesterday time. I love that song. I was so excited
to hear it in they played that song. You don't
know any of the words, but yeah, that's the song.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I could tell you. The New Horizon of Fun a
tough and I saw Philadelphia the other night. Oh that
one makes me cry every time. Yeah, it's a sad movie.
I can't believe I never saw that. Well in nineteen
ninety three, you still haven't seen Jurassic Park, so that's true.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I have not that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Okay, can I tell you a fun fact I learned?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Well, whatever the velociraptors when they talk in Jurassic Park.
Guess what that comes from. Um, I don't know. The
guy who did the sound effects recorded the turtles mating
at the Zoo, the one that we play on the
show sometimes. Yes, yes, yes, that's turtles having sex. But
(12:45):
that movie so old and that sound clip is not
that old. Well, turtles have been having sex for many years,
so it's maybe not just that clip.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Maybe no one stuck a microphone in their face for
a while.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, I guess not. Yeah, Okay, fun fact, just saying,
now you can go tell people it got really cold.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
It's not cold in here like you say it is.
It's freezing, but it's very cold outside.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, we got that. We got that. No storm the
other day, damn it. I was so excited.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
They were like, oh, one to three inches and everyone
was like putting salt down and all the parking lots
and whatever, and we got nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, it's supposed to snow Friday. If you're yeah, if
you're in the Tri state area.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
That means nothing to people, because there are other people
that live in three states across the country. The New
York metropolitan area is what you should say.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, yeah, well you say tri state someone that lives
in Florida.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It could be Florida and Georgia and whatever's next to
it Texas. I don't know, right, Yeah, I guess you're right, Scott.
Texas is on top of the Panhandle, isn't it. I'm
not good with maps.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yes, is it?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Are you sure? Does Texas touch Florida?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Goes?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
No, Texas does not touch Florida. Texas is in the
middle and Florida is all the way on the right.
What touches Florida at the Puisiana Mississippi?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Florida?
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Okay, what touches Florida on the panhandle? What state Georgia? No,
Georgia's to the right, Mississippi to the left. Yes, okay,
all right, Louisiana is closer to Texas because of New Orleans.
I'm pretty okay with geography, but sometimes not so much.
Should we do a state test? No, we did that.
You did that once. You gave me that piece of paper.
You gave everyone that piece of paper, and you made everyone.
(14:14):
I took pictures of it because everyone did so bad.
I can do pretty well. It's just like more of
like I just.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Want to double check now, now you've got me double
checking myself.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Like the Northwest, and you know what if I had
a drive Oh wait, no, no, it's Alabama.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Uh, it's Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You know what's pretty cool? We have listeners that listen
in every state in this nation.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Pretty much. Yeah, no, definitely, absolutely much. Do you hear
from all of them?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yes, they all tweet in, They all tweet in. You
know what, why don't you do that? Go on Twitter?
Serial killers? PC, Carlo and Anthony? Did that just hashtag
the state you're in.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder if we get fifty different ones.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I wonder if Scott could make a map, right other Scott, Yeah, Newman.
If he could go one line and make a map,
and then you could just click your state and say
I'm listening from and then we could just see a
map and it would all be colored in.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
The thing is, though, anyone could just go click on
any state.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, I mean, we're not going to ask for people's
verified No, they could just tweet in saying they're from Florida.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, dude, but but it's they're more likely to tweet
in where they're actually from. If they went to an
interactive map and there was like two states missing, they're
gonna just click.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
There would for the fun of it. I would. I
would love to do that.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Do you think someone's listening in Hawaii right now? What
do they say?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Aloha Aloha? No, but there's something else chaka bra mahalow.
Oh yeah, mahalo hollow.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
That's where the King's Hawaiian When they send bread, it
says mahallow.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I really want to go to Alaska. That's my new thing.
I would like to go to Alaska so you can
get baked what Oh god, that was terrible. Hold on,
I have to play just this.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That's too loud. That's too loud. Now that was loud.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's too loud. Yes, that's how I feel about your
baked Alaska joke.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I would like to try that. I don't think I've
ever had baked Alaska.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's delicious.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I feel like it's one of those ambrosia type things
that people just don't have because it's old timey, but
it's probably really good.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
So baked Alaska, if I'm remembering correctly, needs to be
lit on fire. Yeah, so what We're not going to
do is make a baked Alaska.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Because as you probably have a Spoonies episode when we
have another deal with wax Cabin, we will have baked
Alaska because there's already fire here. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Sure, maybe I'm thinking of Cherry's Jewbilee because that goes
on fire too. Banana flambay also that my god, I
love a good banana Floh wait.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
So hold on, bit, can you look up baked Alaska?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Is it shake like?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Is it like meringue on top of Also, and it's
like burnt. I gotta watch my cholesterol though I can't.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh my god, you can't keep bringing up your cholesterol.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
No, I gotta be careful.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You say this, and then in like three months you're
gonna be like Andy, I've never been heavier. You know
what this is, Toby.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
But you know what I actually should do is my
mom has one of these. Like while I'm sitting here,
I should be having that pedal thing down below, you know,
I should just be pedaling the whole that's a baked Alaska?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Is that ice cream inside?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I guess known as a bombay Alaska? Omelet no a
vigeme no I don't do all that. Just what's surprise?
What's in it? It's a dessert consisting of ice cream
cake and cake top with browned merengue merangue merengue.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Is christ Well, how do they how do they bake
it with ice cream in it? Is it not actually
baked the meringue on top? Is that they they with
the flame thing?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Prch Yeah, okay, huh huh. I don't think I've ever
had that.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I feel like I have meant either, I didn't know
it was ice cream on the inside.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Speaking of cherries, Jewbeilee, I was jewbilist yesterday because there
were what doesn't that mean happy?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Excited?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah? Tell me why your jewbil is because there's cherries
in the supermarket.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Again.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay, they're stupid expensive and they're probably awful, but I
bought a bag of them.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I was eight dollars. I love them so much.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Unless they're are she no cherries?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, but I love regular cherries.
And they're in the store because it's kind of like
flip flop seasons on the other side of the world,
so like, yeah, it's their summer, right, so cherries are around. Yeah,
everything below the equator. Although that's their summer. It's weird though,
because they I think they said American USA Northwest cherries.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Huh. I'm gonna have to look at the bag because
now I'm very confused.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh that's part investigative.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
My Brussels sprouts are growing now, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
You grew Brussels sprouts?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Okay, So I have a vegetable garden every year. Uh huh,
and the yield is very poor. You're a bad farmer.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I learned about that when I was in Iowa because
I was hanging out with the corn farmer. But so
my corn, you know, was terrible. And I actually just
listened to the episode where you said you made corn
in your backyard. Yes, I made corn, but so I
grew all different vegetables and the tomatoes are generally pretty good.
But this year I planted Brussels sprouts and nothing happened.
(18:55):
They were just big. It was just the big the leaves,
and that was it. I'm like, where are the spring?
Where are they hold on? We'll find out where the
sprouts are.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Right after this.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Okay, So a couple of days ago I went into
the backyard because the landscaper came and they tore up
the whole vegetable guard and all the stuff that was dead.
They tore it up. But they left the celery, which
was never good. I love celery, I do too, but
it didn't grow nicely.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It grew beautifully and it looks like delicious celery, but
it tastes like ass sandwich.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Well that's what you said your corn tasted like too.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Right, So maybe it's the soil. Maybe we just have
bad soil.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
So but they left the celery, and they left the
Brussels sprouts for some reason, probably because they were still green.
And I'm not sure if you know how Brussels sprout.
First of all, it's Brussels sprouts. I don't know if
you know that it's Brussels sprouts. So if you see
on a menu where it says Brussels sprouts, it's wrong. Anyway,
I'll be sure to highlight that to the five people.
I'd send that text message. So I'm not sure if
(19:57):
you ever saw care that much fresh Brussels sprouts in store.
Not when they're in the container with the cellofie on
top of it. But they grow on a stalk like
they grow like. Okay, sorry, I just hit you like picture,
you're like your bamboo stalk. Yeah, with Brussels sprouts growing
out of the side. That's what it looks like. That's
what it looks like. And so they're growing their little
(20:17):
baby Brussels sprouts growing out of the ground.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Now I'm gonna take a picture and send it to you.
Actually have a picture.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, I would like that.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, so while I find this picture, talk about vegetables.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Well, okay, I do enjoy some good celery. I bananas
are good. Yeah, it's not a vegetable. That's what else
do I enjoy? Look I oh, okay, yep, thanks, thanks, okay, look,
oh I don't like the look of that. Why that
(20:47):
I have the weird I don't like the look of that.
I'm going to show it to that's freaky looking. Yeah,
that's weird. It looks like it's pimpled.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But that's how they grow. They grow on, they grow
on the stalk.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Hold on, that's weird. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't make it bigger.
I tried. Yeah, that's very strange looking. Wait you didn't
know how to make the picture bigger?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
No, get out of here.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
How did you not know how to make the picture
bigger because it wasn't there. Look, I'm gonna show it again. Yeah,
it looks like a pimply leg. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
I think.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I think like growing your own produce and then eating
it is great.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You say that, and then every time that you bring
it up, you're like, yeah, we did it, it was great.
Just kidding. Tasted like the only.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Thing that's ever really good at tomatoes. I've never really
had much success with anything else other than tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Even the cucumbers most of the time are gross.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
You know, We've been eating a lot lately, and thankfully
it's the one thing that my daughter actually likes. Cooper
likes the little Kirby cucumbers. They come in like a
pack of six. She douses them with salt, and she's
gonna have what is it, it's not diabetes?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
What's the salt? One?
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Is it diabetes? Also?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
You think so sodium something like a heart attack something. Yeah,
it's heart to eat. You're not supposed to have so
much salt. She douses them in salt, and she puts
salt on everything.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
What I do is I found this recipe online. I
get the cucumber cut it put soy sauce on it.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's not happening.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I do a little bit of rice vinegar and then
I do chili oil. Yeah, children don't eat that delicious.
I'm sure it is so good. But because I could
eat soy sauce by itself, so soy, yeah, soy. So
he's a good boy boy. He has a good boy boy.
How is your dog? He got a haircut. He looked good,
and he's ahead of me, and that he looks.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Amy and him have this thing, don't. I don't like
they've bonded with each other. And I don't know that
he likes me as much as he likes her. It's
weird because at the very beginning it was kind of
the opposite. Amy didn't really like like not she didn't
like him. But they weren't like on the same you
know what I mean. Like our last dog, Boomer, he
(22:52):
was all up in art all the time. He was
always around us. He would follow us all over the place.
Sawyer like, where are your buddy? And he's like curled
up by the toilet, and he doesn't want any to
do with you. But now Amy and him have this thing.
They have their routine. They go outside in the morning,
sits there and waits for a piece of cheese, and
you know, his head tilts in the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's adorable.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
But me, I'm like, he just I don't know. Although
we have been doing this thing lately where he'll chase
me around the house and I'll run faster than him
and he'll whine, you know, while he's trying to catch me.
Do your dog makes that noise kind of he whimpers,
He whimpers. I was trying to do a whimper so
well that was not even close to a whimper. Now
you literally just went Meah. Anyway, we're still thinking of
(23:33):
maybe getting a second dog. We want another Assie, but
we want them one with a tail. And there's only
one breeder we know of in California that has Okay,
don't buy dogs. I get it, I get it. I'm
so sorry. Okay, you believe your stuff. I'll believe mine. Anyway,
there's this breeder in California who leaves the tails on
and she does all this like sensory stuff with them,
and we did a lot of research on her and
(23:53):
she's spectacular. And what did they look like with tails?
An Aussie with a tail but like, so Luna's tail
it looks like a border Collie. It looks like a
border Collie because border collies have tails and they're like
the sister dog of Aussie's.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Okay, I need to google this because I just know
Luna's tail when she hers is almost like like a sail.
It was so okay, thank you for it's something in
my mouth. Gross, hair on my tongue. Great, probably from
one of the cereals we eat before we recorded this.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I don't even know if my fingers are clean o ye.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Anyway, but the only thing that we're concerned about is
that it's gonna knock things over. We've never had a
dog with a tail before, and they're gonna it's like
gonna knock over flower pots and stuff when they get excited.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Does that happen?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
No, Luna pretty much has control of her tail. Oh,
it's so cute. Yeah that Yeah, they have good tails.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Right, that's a door. Oh my cat, very very rarely
see an Aussie. I get that dog in a second.
Oh my god, that thing is so adorable.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
By the way, you can follow Aussy Sawyer on Instagram.
It's Aussy Underscore Sawyer.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Hmm mm hmm, that was a nice little plug you
did there. Why not?
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Although you know what, Ashley will not relinquish power of
that handle to us, like we don't know what the
password is, and she says she doesn't either, and I
don't believe her, but I feel like we could do
much better content than her.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
She'll just post a picture with.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Him like like she doesn't even post smiling pictures of him,
like you want a dog to smile.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
We have Luna's Instagram, Luna Bella Graham. Oh look at
that plug. She has a whole variety of pictures and
sometimes I ask my sister, why would you post that
one of lunas it's not a flattering picture like this
one was so cute though it is adorable. She is
so cute. Look at that dog. Yeah, she's wearing glasses.
(25:44):
How did she get glasses?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well, because she has cataracts.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
So cute. What about that one where she snuggled up
in bed.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Okay, let's do this. We'll save this for the dog
Chat podcast.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh, that's another one.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
That's gonna be the Friday one dog Chat.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Dog Chat. Yeah, so it's just gonna be bold chat
on specific things.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Just for dogs.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, I would love that if I got to pet
dogs every Friday.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Oh my god, we're not gonna have dogs. They We're
just gonna talk dogs. It's gonna be dog talk.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
No, if I can't pet the dog, I don't want
to talk about them. I don't know much about dogs.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Amy is texting me, Am, I allowed to look.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, I'm not gonna call you out like you call
me out. Well, I mean, I don't know. Is it
important I need to ask you something? Oh my god,
are you recording? Yes? Recording? Uh? Oh, looks like someone's
in the dog house or or oh that was a
good one.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
So I saw a nice mask fight yesterday, two of
them actually, really Oh what a mask holl There was
one at the supermarket and then there was one outside
in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah. The one in the supermarket like did the chin thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
So the lady was like, it needs to be over
your nose. He's like whatever, and she like, sir, he
needs to be over your nose.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
And he wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
He just kept like beeping his things, and she's like,
I'm gonna call security, and so he put it up
then and went right back down, and she called security
over and it was a whole thing. I got scared
and left because that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
And then the second one, see this is when I
was driving around looking for cereal because I needed cereal
for serial killers. And then so I was in the
parking lot of the Walmart supermarket place, not the big Walmart,
but the Walmart grocery store. It's just it's just called
neighborhood market and I heard someone screaming bloody murder at somebody,
and I was like, oh, I want to look, but
I also don't. It's kind of weird, Like I don't
(27:27):
want to look at the person that's getting yelled at
because I feel bad for them, you know what I mean.
Like if it was like an old guy or something
like that, all I would think about is like this
old guy getting yelled at, and I would feel bad
about it, and I would just think about it all
the time. So I didn't look at the person getting
yelled at. I just listened and kept walking. And they
were screaming at this person like so you mother, effort
blah blah blah, mask this, you covid that.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The whole thing.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I'm like, I don't know what's going on, but I
don't like it. So I walked into the store. I
got my five boxes of cereal. I came out and
the police were there, and I was like, oh my god.
And then I felt like, me, well, now I feel bad.
Maybe I should have helped because they were two not
older people but older than me, you know, and they
were standing there talking to the cop, and I'm like,
maybe I should have gone over.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
But I don't want to get I don't want to
get hit, you know, I want to get hid.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
This person was yelling loud, and if I went over,
like excuse me, miss, maybe you just shouldn't be so
nasty to them.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
You know what was the fight over?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
It had to be like COVID masks something because I
heard every other word was f But then I also
heard mask and COVID, so it happens not wearing a mask.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I didn't look because I was scared, so I just
kept walking.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I don't like to get into confrontational situations. I just
don't like it. Yeah, if I have to, I will, Okay,
you know, if if somebody is getting hurt or somebody's
doing something, I'll I'll step in because either that or
I'll just call nine one one real.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Quick and take a picture.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
See you're going to break up a fight?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, but it depends, dude, if there's like two dudes
like you know, like doing, I'm I'm calling the police
and walking away fast.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
With my legal situation right now is if you saw
a fight, you'd be able to break it up. No,
if you saw that, you.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Could look if within reason that you will break up
a fight if somebody was messing with like an older
person or an elderly person.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
You wouldn't know because you just said you keep your
head down and go. Look.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Just like on the airplane, did you see the video
of the airplane where that lady punched the eighty year
old guy in the face.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
That was insane?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Like?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
If I was there, I'd be like lady, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
And she wasn't even wearing a mask herself.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
That's the whole thing that was what was so spectacular
about it. What an idiot she yelling at this guy
for not wearing a mask and hers is not on.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's insane.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I hate everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, I don't get people that do that. I feel
like you, what is it you attract? You track the
flies with the honey. Uh huh, then the vinegar. Yeah,
isn't that the same?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
You'll you attract more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, so she be sweet.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Ye. If you see someone doing it, then tell them
to put it up. But if they won't and they're
acting like an idiot, or if they're the ones who
come to you and be like, hey, why are you
wearing a mask? I've already come up with my excuse
if that happens. If somebody came up to me and
was like, hey, why are you wearing a mask? I'd
be like, I have a very sick grandparent at home,
my grandma. She already passed away, so I don't feel
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too bad.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
We could just do like GANI does and just say
I have COVID now wooooo, and then pull it down
it spit on them.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
They well, that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh that's AsSalt, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah. We don't want to get put in jail. Yeah, yeah,
that's not worth it.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
So can I do like you do and like I
make a phone call and go outside for a second,
because you do that to me all the time. I mean,
we could always end it. We're thirty minutes no, no, no,
you think you could handle it for like two minutes. See,
that's what you do to me all the time. Yeah,
but all the time my boss is calling me now,
so I need.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
To answer, and we don't want to end it.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well no, because people have become accustomed to forty fifty
minute episodes.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, but maybe we should just end it at thirty minutes.
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I tell you what, Let me find out how much
longer do I have?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Question mark? That sounds really ominous. Why how much longer
do I am?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Well, not much.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
You know, with the cholesterol and all you with the
damn cholesterol. You can't just say things and not know
what they mean. Well, I went and I had a
blood test on because just because you had a blood
test done, you don't understand the result.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Listen, your blood pressure is going up. It is blacks.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
I had a physical like three weeks a month ago,
already at this point, and I just went and did
the blood work over. As soon as I was cleared
from COVID, I went and got my blood work done.
And first of all, this woman was so not I
thank you Quest Diagnostics. It took forever to get an
appointment because everything is COVID, COVID COVID, so people that
just need regular stuff were having a tough time getting in,
and I get it, but you know, maybe they should
have a separate, dedicated thing to non COVID stuff.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
But that's beside the point. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So I went in and this woman was there, and
while I was in the waiting room, I heard like
a little boy screaming bloody murder.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I hate this place.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Get me out of here. Oh I'm so hungry.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
And I said to the older lady in the waiting room, like,
that's gonna be me in five minutes, you'll see, you know.
So I went in because you know me, I'm so
sca'm I'm sweating thinking about it right now, I'm starting
I feel it. I feel the sweat on my chest.
And I said to her, like I do all the time,
I'm like that kid that was in here before. That's
gonna be me, just to let you know, I'm a
giant baby. I can't deal with this, and please be gentle. Yeah,
(32:14):
And she said, I'm very squeamish as well, so I
will treat your arm like it's my arm. And I
thought that was very sweet, you know, But then they
put the freaking rubber thing around your arm and you
feel your pulse beating in your arm, and.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I'm like, ah, this is it. Here we go. But
she was actually pretty good with it, and I think
I still have the.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Mark, but oh wow, such a truper. She was very.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Gentle and she only took She's like, I said, you're done,
and she's like, yep, she only took one.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
She only took one vial, so that was it.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
And I told Amy that She's like, really, when I
give blood, you know how much they take. I'm like,
please don't tell me. Apparently they take like bag fulls.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Right, my sister, she gives blood all the time, or
she has to just for other things. And yet she's
had so much taken in one day that it's like absurd.
She sent me like a picture of how much crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, I don't want to know about it.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
It sucks because I understand that you can't, so I'm
not going to force you. I would love to, but
after I had COVID, I gave my plasma because it's needed,
especially in hospitals. M H. And I'm just saying, you
get free socks. That that was fun. I half my socks.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I got free Metch tickets that time. Remember, No, I
went to give blood and they put feger.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, they still.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Gave me the tickets. I couldn't give blood though.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Plasma you can plasma?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
What I can get plasma?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
No, I don't want to, but you'd be helping people,
but I physically can't. Plasma is different because it's honestly,
how do they take that? They just go, oh, I'll
have plasma please, it just comes out of it. Or
if this is I'm sure they jammed something into you,
two of them, you know, one in each arm. No,
thank you, but it does so much good sweating.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
It's like forty five minutes. You just sit in a chair,
you get a little cold, and you just watch TV
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I am a good person, Andrew, I'm I'm very giving,
and I would.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Love to understand. It's not for everybody, and it's free.
I would love to give it.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Would Amy do it?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yes, she's she is a blood giver because she has
that universal the universal thing she has. Oh yeah, yeah,
she's what's the universal letter? Oh a oh oh oh
plus positive.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
O positive can give to anybody, and I think can
also take from everybody got it own negative can give
to everybody, but can only get from oh negative.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I think I'm an a.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I'm oh negative. I don't know what I am.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I should know my blood type, right, Amy knows my
blood type. I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
You should.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I should if you had the Red Cross app you know, yeah,
but you know it's just the word blood makes me
so I can't. I don't even want to know what
my type is.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Well, if you've had COVID, because I know there's going
to be a whole bunch of new people that just
had COVID. See if you can go give plasma, it's
a really good thing. It takes about thirty to forty
five minutes and you get free socks or shirt. Isn't
a shirt?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Isn't that just a fancy name for also blood?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Well, what do they do that you have a different
orifice that they stick your thing in. If they stick
a needle and blood comes.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Out, they filter it, right, but it's still blood and
it comes out like pea color, but it's also blood,
but it's used differently. But they still are taking blood,
is what I'm saying. They can't take other liquids from you.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I mean, yeah, if you wanted to pee in a cup,
that's technically a liquid, but.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
They can't do anything with that. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Let's see what plasma. What they say about the plasma
cute louna hold on.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
This reminds me again of that Tom and Jerry cartoon
what we talked about a while ago, the dog plasma,
Remember that one?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I don't you do? We talked about it, and it's
the largest part of your blood when separated from the
rest of the blood. It's a light yellow liquid yet
looks like pea.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, but it comes out as blood.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Plasma carries water, salts, and enzymes. It's to take nutrients, hormones,
and proteins to the parts of the body that need it.
Cells also put their waste into cells also put their
waste products into the plasta.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Medical things.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
It's going to be an issue for me when I
ever have to, Like, did I tell you that I
need to go.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
For a colonoscopy?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Right? Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yeah, that's going to be a problem for me. Even
though they're not like extracting anything or putting.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
A needle in me, Well they are. They put you under.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
That's thing that they put in you is much bigger
than a needle.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, again, they're not gonna show you that, Like, you're
not gonna be passing out, and they're gonna be like,
here it is.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
What if I wake up in the middle, You're not
gonna wake up in the middle. I've heard that happens.
I hear people wake up in the middle of things,
and like, what, Well, if.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You tell them your accurate body weight, you won't unless
you're anesthesiologist has something against you. What do you think
IM gonna lie I'm one sixty something about you. I
could see you being like, no.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I'm gonna tell them. I'm gonna tell them I'm three hundred.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
So they give me extra no, because that's how you die. Oh,
so they just have to give you just the right amount.
That takes a lot of skill.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
That's why it's a profession that people go to medical
school for and become doctors for.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
M Yeah, I don't think I could be I can't
be anything, and I'm sorry, but I can't even be
like someone that takes the sheets off the beds. I
can't do anything in a hospital.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So you can't be a nurse, Nope, couldn't be a
cleaner at a hospital.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Maybe I know.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
And I couldn't deliver food either because I would feel
bad for the people and I would see liquids dripping
out of things.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
That's a problem.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
It was just like when when Amy was in the
delivery room and I was I was shocked that I
was able to go in there with her and like
there's liquids dripping like out of tubes and stuff, and
I was like it was so difficult for me. I
was sweating worse than she was. I mean, she's a trooper,
damn right. But you were there for the whole birth, the
whole thing, both of them, both of them, and.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
You saw everything going on.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
They had the sheet up, I think, and I didn't
really look. I smelled because they was like they well no, no, no, no,
because it was a sea section. Both of them were
sea sections. So they like, don't they like cut? Yeah,
I can't.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I remember, like the burning bone smell. Don't they cut something?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
If you want to know, I could tell you, my friend, stop,
I'm begging you to stop. I am, I am, I'm
begging you.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Let go. You found in take graphic details about it,
and let me tell you something. Can't Andrew, Well, women
have to go through giving birth. I thank god every
damn a man. But females are the strongest people on
the entire planet. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
My jacket off sweating.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
You said you were cold before, so you said you
were cold, and you turned the heat up.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I see that you did it. Yeah, it's seventy one.
Now it's no, it's seventy two. It went up.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Look at it underneath with the little flame thing is there,
which means that seventy the heat is on. I know
it's seventy one. It's below it is seventy Glenn Fry
style what.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Heat his own gay?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
It is almost fire higher and hik.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Know what other song I really love from the eighties.
Maybe it's the late seventies. No, it's the eighties Young
Turks Oh from Rod Stewart. Oh my god, I love
that song. It's one of my all time favorites.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Why Young Hetfreed and Night Oh boy?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Alright, Peter Brady, your your voice is cracked. Yeah, you know,
I gotta hit that high note. That's one of my
all time favorite songs. I would go on record as
saying that, really, yeah, yeah, one of my favorites. All right,
if you do have an all time favorite, all time favorite. Yeah,
I can't think like that. It'd take me a while
(39:00):
to think.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It's probably some Green Day song. I'm saying, you have, Like,
what's one of them?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I like songs.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't know the Vegas response I've ever, I don't
really have. There's not only people could give like one
or two exams. I don't have it. There's not like
one song.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
When it comes, I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I like peaches, mister Jones. Peaches come in a can.
They were put there by a man in a factory downtown.
Do you have it in here?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
I don't why because you just sang it.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Oh look what Sam got me?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
And I don't know why she would think that I
would like this, So she got me a pooping dog calendar.
I think that dogs are very embarrassed, like, look at
the dogs know that they're pooping? Yeah, right, So they
don't want you to look at them because they turn
around and look at you with those eyes like why.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Are you or are they not?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Do they realize? Do they realize what they're doing? Do
they think that it's a bad thing or everybody poops.
You know, maybe they just think that we're weird because
we go into a bathroom and close the door. Maybe,
although Sawyer breaks the door down and likes to sit
down next to my feet, I don't know why it's
the weirdest. When he hears the bathroom door close, he
comes and scratches on and I have to let him in. Yeah,
I don't want to watch dogs poop.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
To be honest with you, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I don't not into poop.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Well, you know, it's very nice of her to give
you a gift.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Although there was this one time that I was in
Virginia Beach with Cubby, you know, our friend Cubby. Yes,
and I remember because we have it on video. We
were driving through a neighborhood and there was a dog
just like that pooping on the grass and I recorded
it and on the radio was was I want to
be rich?
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Remember that song? I want money, lots and lots of money.
No idea what you're talking about? Really?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah, I want to be callaway, I want to be rich.
I can play it from my phone, Callaway.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
I bet you we have it. Oh, my system signed off?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
What system signed off? Shut down? Hold? On Calloway, I
want to puie in the sky. What is it called?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Halloway? Tell me I want to be rich? Just type
in I want to be rich, callaway?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Hold on. Yes, it takes for ever.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I bet I could do it faster.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
It's the worst thing in the entire world.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Oh is this gonna work Bluetooth?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, we're gonna try it.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Go on, just go on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Well no, because I want to play it off of
my phone, right, So can't you just play it from YouTube?
I mean I could. I was going to play it
off Apple Music, but I had been there Apple Music. Yeah,
road castor pro I'm connected.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Okay, here we go. See look at this.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
All right, let's see if this works. What am I doing?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
I want to be rich?
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I want to I think it's Wanna by Calloway. Yeah,
I said that clear. This content is not authorized.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Of course not. I think it was from some movie.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I don't hear anything. I don't.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
They're terrible. Oh you know why because huh whatever, dude,
just forget it.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
You guys sing it?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Fine? I did sing it. Look well it's muted. Oh no,
it's not. This thing is so dumb.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
This is.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Can we go?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Okay? I thought I just heard something. You're scratching yourself, that's.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
What you're hearing?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
God?
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Anyway, Why isn't it playing on the bluetooth. You haven't
figured this thing out yet?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Well the bluetooth I did, and now I'm confused. Yeah,
I don't know about halloway. I want to be rich.
I'll just play it from here. Oh it's gonna sound
so lame. It's gonna sound so dame.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Anyway. Oh yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Whow I hear it? I don't want to hear the commercial?
Can you skip the commercial? I can't skip it. We're
not getting pay for that. That's not it. Skip it.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I know, I'm I don't have the YouTube paid.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Just skip it. Yeah, cash, that's what I need. Why
this is fun? I like being able to do this.
Are we allowed to play songs?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Thirty seconds? Okay?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
So get to the hook?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Oh want to be rich?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I want to be rich, let it go, hold on,
I want to be rich.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Love.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Piece of happiness, Yeah, full of love, piece of happiness.
I want money, lots and lots of money. And the
dog was pooping.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Okay, that's really loud.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Okay, all right, turn it off, turn it off.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Okay, why don't you at least get the karaoke version
so you know what the words are?
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Anyway, stop, Well, you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
This is a great idea because on another episode we're
gonna do music trivia and I'm gonna play like notes
of songs and you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Guess or vice versa.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I'm amazing at that.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I'm more amazing. We could do it like Beaches Ham Yes,
I'm yeah, I'll beat ship and what could we go?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I can hear your man emotion.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Thank you for listening to bowl Chat.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Please follow us on all social platforms at serial Killers PC.
That's cereal with the Sea because we also eat cereal
on that other podcast called serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
And thanks.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
All right, man, yeah, until we see you on Monday.
All right, say clink Andrew.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Wait, hope, please let me get to the course. I
just cranked.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
I gotta go the thing, okay, right.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
I want you to wear it your hair like his,
the big Rochesterward eighties hair.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I want you to do that.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Hey, I gotta go, come.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Breed and stop singing.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Matt already texted me and he said, Andrew has to stop.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
He's probably like, wow, I love that song. Thank you
for bringing clink, Andrew. Hey bye, clink clink clink.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
All right, don't let him push you down, don't let
him push you around.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Don't let him change your point of view. Room stop
it hit the thing. Hey bye bye
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