January 8, 2025 • 34 mins
Is this a cry for help?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, welcome to bowl Chat. Hi everybody, welcome to twenty
twenty five. Wow, yay, we're here. This is great. Huh. Yeah,
it's been a while since we bowl chat. I know,
so busy. We have been very, very busy. He's so busy.
There's been lots going on. I was home my whole
two week break. You never even tried to call me
and be like, hey, you know my grandma did die.
(00:21):
So that was something, all right, No, No, I'm so sorry. Thanks. Yeah. No,
So you know, outside of that, I forgot Yeah, no,
I was this home eating bombo. I forget things. Yeah,
that's you know, that's a major problem of mine. I
forget things terrible. Okay, I'm not even kiding, Like I
should have come back in here on Monday and give
you a big hug and said I'm so sorry. It's okay.
(00:41):
But I did text you. Yeah you did, right, you did? Yeah,
like you had to ask a reassuring well, no, because
I texted you just something goofy And then I was like, oh,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. You remember, Yes you did. Yeah,
but I wasn't because some newman had written something about this,
that and the other. I'm like asked the millennial or
something stupid, and I was like, oh my god, I'm
so sorry. Andy. Yeah, you know, but I feel now
(01:03):
you're trying to cover for you. So it's been a
solid admitted there's no there's no doubt about it. Yeah.
So this is the first bull Chat of twenty twenty five.
What happened? Look, I I getta you know, let's just
reset all right, Hey, everybody, welcome to an all new
episode of bulch Chet. It's been a while. Yeah, we're
(01:25):
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be you know, not limited, well I mean un limiting.
We can take everyone behind the velvet rope and you
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to another episode of bull Chat. Our friends at Farmland
(01:47):
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them at all, Yes, just us okay, poop, Yeah, olios.
So what's doing there? Pal? Not much? What about you? Oh?
(02:11):
So much has happened? You've had some pretty questionable things
posting on that Instagram. I mean, this last couple of
weeks have just been like a big old roller coaster ride. Yeah,
your instagram again, hate roller coasters. Your instagram was really
it was giving. It was yeah, it was. It was giving,
sadness and happiness and sadness, so many questions and good
(02:34):
times and bad times. I think my favorite thing that
you posted was the one with the dog and the
Jelly Roll song, Oh Sawyer, I'm not okay, I'm not okay.
First of all, what Jelly Roll's voice truly strikes something.
He's a wonderful love that person, what a great guy.
(02:56):
So he just got a dunkey ye love that. Hate
the music, really, I would rather listen to Nails on
a chalkboard. Like all the songs sound the same, every
single song. It's like you couldn't trap. And then for
you to post it, you were like even when it's
(03:17):
not okay, puppy hugs great and I'm not okay behind it,
I'm like, is this a call for Like, is this
a cry for help. He has to be a cry
for help. This huge hit talk to God Favor. It's
just every song, it's like Jelly Roll is the man.
I can't wait to see him. Lie nice. He's so nice.
It's just I can't if you told me that he does.
(03:44):
They're the one that you did, God help me in
the windows? What what did you? What was the one
that you posted on yours? Yeah, that sounds like need
a favor. It's like, after a while, my favorite is
please stop. I can't. He's very nice though, he's very nice,
and every single person is putting him on songs now,
even where they shouldn't be. It's like it's too much.
(04:05):
His story is wonderful. I'm so good. I'm very happy.
I'm very happy for him. Yes, so much. Same we
love that, but the music I could do less of
him in twenty twenty five, Hi, Well, you know I
don't want to hear Lona Delray at all in twenty
twenty five. You won't because we don't play hers. So
I don't want to see her on your Instagram. When
(04:25):
have I posted her going to the concert? Always on
the stories? Oh? Really? Do I post a picture? Hey
guys it's a rough out there today, but just keep going.
He's jelly ro Look. I just I needed some love
for a second, you know what I mean? Like I was,
I was, I was well way down on the dumps.
I happened to be sitting on the floor and all
of a sudden, Sawyer came over to me and he
put his leg on my He put his head on
(04:48):
my leg and his little arm are on my knee,
and I'm like, dude, that is the sweetest thing. You
know that I'm sad right now. And he did and
it was the perfect picture. And I took a shot
and I posted it. You know what, the love and
support that I got from posting that one story was
wonderful and it brightened my day and it made me happy.
Good for you, and you know what, that's all I wanted.
Good And that's all I needed in that moment, and
(05:09):
I got it. You got your favor, and here I am.
And I didn't ask for a favor. I asked to
be Okay, you talked to God and he gave you
a favor. Yeah with beer, Yeah and guns and chicks
or baby Jesus. I heard this awful other country song,
There's no awful country song there. Absolutely, dude, this is
my country era I'm in right now. I once this
(05:31):
is over, I cannot wait to go back to the
Scotti era and be like you remember this guy Blump
lives alone and all buggy Marsh. There's one it's like
where he's singing about his GMC truck. All, oh, Chevrolet,
what are you talking about? That is one of the
worst songs I've ever heard in my entire life. But
it's a really it sounds like that other song. It shouldn't.
(05:53):
Why point and Jelly rolls in it too. I know
it's amazing. It's such Yeah, play the chorus, let the
let the Brooks and done. I can't We'll get I
don't care Brooks and found one. Play the rest. Come on, man,
(06:24):
can you get to the port where he says, in
my Chevrolet? Sure we just were che music. Chevrole should
have used it as a commercial. They did. The whole
music video was sponsored going by the Edge of Town.
It's him driving in his electric pickup truck, which like,
I don't know all these I don't know why they're
(06:47):
finding them in the back row. I'm all into it.
It's one of the worst songs i've ever heard, I
must disagree. Give me the people. Sorry, that song is beautiful.
It's a GMC slipper. What that song is a GMC
pickup truck ad? I'm sorry. Chevrolet. Isn't it the same Chevrolet? No,
they don't own each other. GM makes both of them. Yeah, great,
(07:09):
so then i'm Chevrolet is the brand you did not win? Yeah,
I want GMC is a separate brand. It's a subsidiary. No,
it is not. It's a subsidiary. It's not. It's a sister.
We're there, it's a sister. Awful. That song is misery, false, awful.
I'm gonna listen to it and repeat on the way home.
Haven't that good luck? I'm driving my Chevrolet. I'll do it. Yes,
go be the Long Island cowboy that you are. Yeah.
(07:31):
And then there's the Dustin Lynch and uh the other
dust and Guy song. Then there's the Cane Brown song. Oh,
let's go put some miles, get on the track. You're
gonna have me when you dun, du dun dun. He's
like saying he wants to have sex with her, but
just saying I want to put some miles on you.
That's the weirdest. They're all innuendos. What is the Chevrolet?
(07:56):
He's comparing her to a truck? No, I'm talking about
somebody compared me to a truck. I'd be like, kay, thanks, no,
this song and it's with Marshmallow. They're all so we
can break it in if you know what I mean.
Everyone knows it's it's in your face. There is no subtext.
(08:19):
I want to put Miles can California King in the
truck bed. Dude, you can't fit a California King in
a truck bed. They're big California Kings, the biggest one
I know. I know. So that must be a double wide,
the duly with the big with the duley. You know
what a duley is? Do you know what a duley is?
Just tell me what a dou duly is. The pickup
(08:40):
truck that has the extra two wheels on the back,
so there's four wheels in the with the big wide fender.
Something tells me at the end of twenty twenty five
you will have one a duly. No, No, I would
drive a pickup truck. I totally what I want to ram. Okay, yeah,
here we go. What's the matter and what why let's
just rip the band aid off. Let me talk about it.
What your tattoo? Oh, I didn't get one, but I
(09:00):
want one. I can't a dream you told me it did,
and I between the country era that I am not okay.
Instagram story, you were going through something over this breakkay,
A tattoo came to you in a vision? It did?
I am what? Hmmm? I know it's permanent. H what
(09:22):
you hate needles? I do hate needles. You have said
on record tattoos dirty. Can't. No, Gandhi told me you can.
They like, we'll put numbing cream on it, and apparently
it's since it's small, it'll be fast, you know what.
I wanted to get it on my wrist, but apparently
that's the most painful spot because the veins are right
there with the wrist. You wan a wrist tattoo, Just
(09:44):
get a tramp stamp at that point, No, get a
lower back tattoo. You don't remember we had that girl
in promotions that that said rip daddy right abuffer butt crack.
I can't. I don't. That was insane. You probably weren't
even born yet. I just can't picture you with the tattoo.
I can't I'll put it right here, but I'll be
able to put my sleeve on top of it if
I don't want it to be seen. Could I pull
my sleeve up, but not that far? I want it
(10:04):
like right here, right before the fold of my inner elbow?
What do you call it? What do you call the
inside of your elbow? Inside of the elbow in my
inner arm up here, the inner armor. So anyway, can
I tell you what the vision was? Yes? Tell me
and I enlighten the audience after this break? What write
it down? Ten minutes? Yeah we're back, Yeah, we're back.
(10:27):
So anyway, I had a dream and uh, I was
pulling my sleeve up in the dream and there's a
tattoo on my arm, like, oh my god. And it's okay.
So my daughter's names are Ashley and Cooper, all right,
So I don't remember exactly what the design was, but
the way it worked was it was a S H
L E Y C O O P E R one
(10:48):
on top of the other, and it shared the E
because the E is in the same position. It's the
second to last letter on both on both names. So
the E was shared between the two names. And what no,
I'm just listening. So I told both kids, I said, listen,
I totally want to get this tattoo, and you guys
are going to design it. So I want you guys
to design it, and as long as I approve of it,
(11:09):
I'm gonna get it. She's like, you're an idiot. She's like,
you're not doing that, and then Cooper's like, yeah, I'll
design it, so you know. So it's gonna have googleingna
a little bubble. She's all about a hamster right now.
Oh my, I can't even with the hamster. Who wants
a hamster? They stink? Also, fun fact, there's not a
(11:33):
P in hamster. What it's h A M S T
E R. Right, I always thought it was a hamster.
Shut your mouth, like up until two three years ago,
like a hamper, Yeah, just with a ster. Hampster. Yeah,
I always thought it was a hamster. It's I think
it's I can understand why because it's an idiot. You're sorry.
(11:58):
I had to dream your new I'd a dream where
the EAT's connected. My daughter's ease are in the same spot.
I must get a tattooed. Scott Luther Jr. Please sorry,
shut up. I can't with you I can't. Uh, yeah,
I'm sorry. What now, Oh Hampster, Yeah, hamster. Okay, it's hampster.
It's hamps. But I think the way that people in
(12:19):
the Northeast say certain words, it can come out like
a pee. I mean the way you said it sounded
like hamster. Look, I guess you're right. I I I'm
sorry for you know whatever. But yes, you're right. It
could be hampster. Yes, but it's not. But anyway, so
she wants to not get one. That's what I hear.
Do not get one. They die in the most gruesome ways.
But I don't care about that. I just care about
(12:40):
the smell. Plus, Sawyer's gonna eat it. Sawyer's not going
to eat We had the school classroom hamster at the
house a couple of years ago, and Sawyer almost broke
the door down to get to that freakin varmint. He
wanted to eat it's so bad. Plus, I mean, not
for anything, But you're it's interesting that you say not
for anything. You're from New York. What does that mean?
(13:01):
Not for nothing? Oh no, that's that's a New York
word that I feel out of my for an acculate.
I don't you don't hear. Admit too many people say
not for anything? Yeah, no, not for not for nothing,
not for nothing. But where am I from? Police? Not
for nothing? Not for nothing? Hey, not for nothing? But
you should have got your kids, I am stop because
they're gonna move out? And then who's let the they
care of the things you Jimmy boom pots. You sell
(13:24):
like the guy from the polio string cheese commercial. Give
me a piece of with nothing nothing. I literally have
no idea what you do. You were not born yet.
I was not. It was when string cheese was like
all the rage. String cheese still exists, therefore it is
still a range. No no, but it was all the rage.
It was like, what is this new fangled thing? There's
cheese and a stick that you can put in your
(13:44):
lunch box. There is no shot that it became like
a sensation. It did. Hey guys, have you heard of
string cheese? Yes? It was like it was the rage
of the late eighties early nineties. Polio string cheese. Polio
was the only player in the game. They came out
with it. So the little bird, Yeah, I know the bird.
I don't get polyostring cheese. I don't either. I don't.
(14:05):
I don't need string cheese. I do love. I'm also
a string cheese biter, which everyone gets angry. Gandhi is
also no, there's no reason to string it make a mess.
Just bite it. It's not a mess. It is. It
feels like it lasts long, like hair. What if they're
thin enough? It's like hair. Ugh, it's like hair in
your mouth. What are you gross? Well, the strings are
(14:26):
The strings are hair like and eat hair. You get
hair in your mouth. Sometimes you don't want it, Okay,
it's like do you know overbreak? One of my friends
was like, oh, I have glass in my foot. I
have glass in my foot. Turns out a piece of
hair embedded itself in the bottom of his foot. Yeah,
like a splinter. I never heard of this. Sure, you
step on it, just right, hew, Its just that's it's hair.
(14:50):
Hey man. The body is weird and wild. It is
just like I have one weird little hair that grows
out of my ear right here in the outer part.
I'm like, what are you doing? Oh my god, this
part of my I feel right here. I feel like
I'm pulling on Holy hell. I gotta shave that. It's
one piece stupid body. It does dumb things, especially when
you get older. Yeah, you'll see, I guess, so you'll
(15:13):
see I guess. So, yeah, I got a peloton for Christmas.
I'm up. Go ahead. What's that that means? Means my
daughter left school? Oh? Why she leaves school? It's eleven o'clock. Oh,
she's coming home for lunch. That's a thing she has
off campus. Yeah, off campus. Yeah, so she just comes
home and then goes back to school in her lunch period.
(15:34):
Does she drive? Yes, she drives home then goes back
to school. Yes, that's crazy. Why aren't a lot of
schools like that? No, when I was in school, we
had it all four years, ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth grade.
Now I think it's only eleventh and twelfth. I wouldn't
go back to school. Let me tell you something in
my junior and senior. By the way, we've been all
over the place right here. Try to remember what you
started talking about so we can come back to it.
(15:55):
I don't know something about you getting an infinity tattoo
with ease what attached? That was a long time ago.
It would be like I can't with that. Anyway you
you talking, I'm gonna show you what I was thinking. Okay, no, no,
show me what the dream said. Well, I don't remember
exactly the dream. In junior and senior year, I had
lunch and another period, so I would just leave at
like one, and you weren't supposed to say you were
(16:15):
supposed to sign out and get like a permission slip.
I just left. I said, I hate this place, so
I'm just leaving. And I did that quite frequently. That's
not really good, but it was kind of like that
where the E is shared between the two, where you're
going no, no, no, what no, But it's gonna be cool.
It's gonna be cool. No shot, hold up, let me
(16:36):
get that. No, it's gonna be like designed. It's gonna
be like designed. It's not gonna be like straight.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Wha what what what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What? You cannot get this? But I dreamt about it dream.
It came in a dream. It came in a dream.
Stop what no, not, that's not it. That's not even
that's not good though, I want like the E connects.
What's the problem, think, Ashley. I just want you to
know you are brilliant. I don't care. I gotta give
(17:08):
her her credit on this one. That I'm dead. That's wow.
Why isn't it an honor if you ever came to
me with that? Andrew is in the same spot too,
Can you do actually letters? It is the same amount.
Hold on, I'm gonna make a really big on this
stud Oh wait A N d R E w y
l E. You see how dumb it is when you're
(17:33):
reading this out e R A N d R. I'll
get that on me. That's beautiful. Yeah wow, yeah, oh,
I'd be honored. Scott right here too, right yeah, right here.
Maybe we can get some more people's with names with
a second to last letter. I'm just telling you from now.
If you ever walk in one day and first of all,
(17:55):
Lindsay's out there, I'll do it. If you got a tattoo,
I are a know, you'd come in with ice packs
wrapped around. You'd be like, yeah, I can't Yeah the ink,
they said it happened to me. I think I have
a disease from the ink. I don't know. I got
gang green. I can't really move my arm right now.
(18:16):
Just got this, got this new ink? You would so
call it ink too. I'd be on the cover of
magazines in I can't please, never get that ever a
Dane in your life. But I want it so bad.
Let's keep that one. Let's keep that one in the
ballt how about it different, something else special, Let's make
it a memory. I want to I do want to
(18:36):
get something. What should I get? What? Let's but I
want something that's meaning. If you get a bowl and
a spoon. No, no, why don't we? Cooper says that,
please don't know what? I hate that? No, baby, No, no, no, sweetie.
Is that from TikTok or something? I don't know because
I don't have TikTok though, But let's just keep certain
(18:58):
things special, man, shake it up, Banana like I I
want something that has meaning? No, why I could? I
can't get a tattoo, Scott. No, not because you think
it's painful for me, but just I would look stupid, Yes, Scott, really,
you would regret it instantly. This is me talking you
off your midlife crisis. Ledge back up with me. Let's
(19:18):
let's not let's just not cool. No, because I still
want to get something. Little. I'm just gonna laugh at
you no matter what you get. Why, because Scott, you're
gonna call it ink?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I would never. I just know you would maybe tat you,
and then you'd kick your skateboard and miss it and
be like, oh, excuse me, you wear a backwards hat.
I can't please please promise me. I'm not promising because
I want to get something by the end of this year.
If you have a tattoo, yeah, you won't. All our
tattooed listeners are like, yeah, because they can pull it off.
(19:54):
You can't. Oh chol she made it home. Oh that's cute. Yeah,
nice to make sure my kids are okay. You know
it's very important to me. Yeah, I get it, well
for sure. What are we doing? Oh, we don't have it?
What are you trying to listen to? Tattoo all the
things she said? Yeah, it's t a t u. I know.
That's why I put in we don't have it t
(20:15):
a t u. No, No, it's t dot A dot
T dot u. Oh I don't think you can do dots.
Just do all the things she said there it is.
Oh wow, this is one of my favorite songs of
all time. Really this, I love this song.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I had the album two hundred Kilometers in the Wrong Way.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Wow. That is a forgotten class again. It truly is.
People don't realize that it's they played it. Did you see? No?
You definitely didn't. Why no, what's that mean? Okay? Yep?
So if you saw the movie and Nora she's a stripper,
Oh I have to see it? Wait, hold on, pause, Hello,
this is a scotty one. See that's the sign right there.
(21:03):
Tattoo that's so old. Oh my god, two thousand and
three that from cut the end off and put and
maybe do like an AI machine to make it say.
And you're listening to ball chet, maybe hello, this is
this is tattoo? Do you know? It turns out that
they weren't actually lovers. It was all in act. Really yeah. Well, also,
(21:27):
Million Vanilli weren't actually singers, you know, so that's very
different from what I'm talking about, because they actually sang. No,
they didn't. Yeah, they just pretended that they were lesbians,
but they were not. Yeah, wasn't there another group like
that also Lost Ketchup? No, Last Ketchup did not pretend
they were lesbian. They didn't saying the Ketchup song. That's right,
(21:53):
who smiles in South Star? What is that? I couldn't
tell you what this is a smile and it is
your boy south Star. Now we up in the spot
chilling with Scottie B. Yeah yeah, Rubens stuttered. These are great.
These are all so old. I feel like we did
this once before. But some of these are Bubba Sparks.
(22:13):
You have Clay Oh wait, that's when we played on
the show because it was so outlandish. This is Bubba
Sparks kicking it with my dollar Scottie B and we
right here Z one hundred. Indeed, I'm just dog bro.
You know it's hysterical. The kid Larroy tries to sound
like that, but he's from Australia. Yes, yes, yes, hey yo,
what is the kid Lroy? You're listening to Scotty Bee
on Z one hundred. Oh genuine, my pony, Wow, that's old. Ye,
(22:38):
this is genuine with Scottie B. Yeah, joule, you know
it's with an I, not an E. I didn't put
it in there, Okay, Joe rule, that's cool, ye with
the Dale is Jo rule? With Scotty that's so super cool.
I sat next to him on a plane. Really and
when you find the fest, no it's not fire firefest.
I sat next him on a plane. He ordered the
(22:59):
stinkiest of stanky sandwiches and I knew it was him,
but I didn't want to say anything. And then I
sat next to him and I was like, oh my god,
I can't believe I'm sitting next to jaw Rule. He
ate the stankiest quiz no sub it was tuna, It
had nasty jo. Why would you do that? Awful? And
he proceeded to pass out for the rest of the
two hour flight and snored so loud, like I'm talking,
(23:23):
like if you're in the bathroom, you're hearing, Like, how
are you sitting next to jaw Rule? I was flying
back from Miami after Elvis's book tour and I did
get a first class seat. Let's fine, you deserve it. It
was great. And yeah, he sat next to me. I
don't know where because that was post Firefest. So tell
you what, let's take a break. We'll come back and
I'm gonna play some dead celebrities right after this. Dum
(23:45):
du dun, dunt du dun. I feel we shouldn't and
we're back. That's twenty three. What's Wayne wonder? What did
he sing? I don't remember how the song was. Though
he didn't win American Idol, No, definitely not okay, So
(24:05):
one of these is dead. Hey, what's up? This is TLC.
That's right, we're hanging out with our boy, Scottie b.
That's right, old Z one hundred. But I don't know
if that was all three of them though, Chili and
tea boys, because yeah, but there was two thousand and two.
She was still alive now left eye was dead already. Yeah,
she died, I think in really, I think she died early,
like before Leah. No, no, no, I don't. I don't
(24:27):
believe that. I don't think so, I'm gonna check. I
don't know. I don't know if any other of these
people are dead TLC. I mean, Sev might be dead.
Maybe Sarah is dead. I don't know. Yeah, April twenty fifth,
all of what year? Two thousand and two? Oh wow,
hold on, let's see what day they was put in
TLC eleven eighteen. Why she was dead already? That's crazy.
(24:49):
Why were they doing a tour after she just died?
I don't know. It's so weird, Sarai. She had one
song for like a half a second. This one's funny.
What up? But she girl Sarah with my favorite jew,
Scottie Bee on Z one hundred. I don't know. Why
she said that. But you know, I'm probably the only
one she knew. I've never heard of Sarai. Yeah what
(25:09):
did she sing? She did a remake of something. It
was good. It was a good song, though, sev can't
wait one minute more, I can't wait one minute more? Okay, yeah, great,
it was a good song, which I remember dream Natural.
These are these are fun? I loved dream fanny Pack.
(25:30):
Oh they they sang that one song. Hi, this is
fanny Pack with Scottie Bee on zero one hundred. Yes,
and Z one hundred was the only place that played
that song. What's dildo oddo? This is why we had
to take that back. Also, yeah, they sang that song
you have a frontal wage the camel toe. Oh they
were camel toe. Wow. Most people have no idea who
(25:52):
it is. That's right. Yeah, Hi, this has died. I
was Scotty Bee. I love how it said like that,
Scotty Scotty, that's my favorite. This is boring for people,
I'm sorry. Uh anyway, so there's actually some big one. Look,
there's Beyonce said my name, hold on, hey is Beyonce
with Scottie b on Z one hundred. Wow, that's old.
That the kittle Roy that's old. Well, that's probably the
(26:15):
big I would say Blue can't trolle. Yeah, I would
say that's probably the biggest celebrity. Right, I'm Blue cantrout
with Scottie b on Z one. That is not how
I thought you would say. Beyonce is death. Let this
Christina Aguilar, But I would say that Beyonce jay Z too.
I have two Christina Aguilars and you have two jay Z's.
I got jay Z? Wow? What up this jay Z
with Scottie b on Z one hundred. That's so cool
(26:36):
in two thousand and two, Jennifer love hewittt. Yeah, but
I think Beyonce and jay Z they're married. They are? Yeah? Wow,
I got the power couple saying my name. You think
they like sit at dinner and are like, do you
remember when we read for that that liner for Scotti
b who I wonder how he's doing. We'd never do
that today. Yeah. Lenny Kravitz, this is Lenny Kravitz hanging
out with Scotti Bee on Z one hundred. He was
(26:58):
not hanging out with me. I'm just letting you know
that he absolutely was not hanging out of me. Sean
Paul he stoned yo, yo, evanting is good. I don't
know what chint in my tail with Scott to me,
this is Sean p on the Z one on Jane
to see what he did that I did? That was smart,
That was cool. That was kind of that was so cool. Anyways,
fresh fresh to death justin Timberlake, that's huge. I don't
(27:20):
remember these. Hey, what's up? This is justin Timberlake with
Scotti Bee on Z one hundred Can you just play
that as a re entry one day on Z one
hundred eight, No, because they'd be like, what, Kalise, my
milkshake brings all the boys to the song? Yeah, hey,
what's that? This is Kalise. That's cool, all right, I
don't know of that. I'm sorry, that's boring. That was fine.
I wish there was Andrew Ones. Yeah, yeah, except my name.
I feel like, isn't fun to say Andrew? Yeah, like
(27:42):
Scotty Bee is fun? Nah, it's like quick you know
where I got that name. I don't like it, to
be quite honest with you, I think it sounds very childish. Well,
that was like how I hated being called Andy and
then just I gave and everybody said it so yeah,
I just I what I ever since I was a
little little kid, the crazy neighbors down the block for
me whose kid was riding on top of the Cadillac
when my parents moved in, and like here we go
(28:04):
in the late seventies, okay, and they still live there.
But so the mom, when I was like maybe two
years old, called me Scotty Bee for the first time,
and it just kind of stuck, and that's what she
always called me, and just I kind of went with it.
I don't know, I think it's I don't like it.
I don't know. I think it sounds stupid. Although I
did have the license plate Scotty Bee in nineteen ninety four,
(28:24):
not surprised on my blazer. I can't with you. Yeah,
I feel like, what would you have been otherwise Scott?
I would have been Scott's something, you know. Honestly, it
sounds like you'd be a newscast. I would be like
Scott Lightning or something of that. Scott Thunder. Hey, you're
listening to Scott Lightning, No thunder, one thunder. Hey, you're
listening to Scott Thunder. Yeah, one hundred right, Scott Storm.
(28:45):
Do you want me to do an intro liner for you. Yeah,
but I want a different name, but I want like
Scott something else. Look got Look I'm just showing Andrew
this picture. But look there's my my truck and there's
my license plate. That's so cool. It also was good
because it was one time when I was going he
would totally get a tattoo. That guy would one hundred
percent drive his blazer around, windows down, put some milesone it.
(29:11):
I'll never forget. I was going, I guess what this
is my tattoo. This's my ink to the Waterloo Music
Festival in Jersey. I was in high school still, I
was probably seventeen, and I was driving that truck and
there was so much traffic. I had a pee so
bad it was like going to freaking Woodstock. I didn't
realize it was that bad. I took some girl with me,
Jody her name was, and I had to pee really
(29:33):
really bad. So I was riding on the shoulder so
I can get off, so I can go to the
Wendy's to go to the bathroom. Yeah, and it just
stopped it and all of a sudden, I hear, whoop, whoop,
Scottie b get off the road and with the cop
behind me, like, stupid license plate. That's why you don't
ever have license plates with your name on it. I
mean it seems obvious. Yeah, just like getting a tattoo
that has Ashley and Cooper connected by the E. It
(29:54):
seems like a terrible idea. Yeah, but that's their names.
And I cherished that forever in your heart. No on
my arm, not on your skin. Why then you also
couldn't get buried. No, it's not like that anymore. Some
rabbi said it's fine. Which one it was in the newspaper,
Rabbi Gelman, Oh real, I'm serious. He does the call
him in Newsday and someone wrote in and said, my
grandma said I can't get buried. He's like, nope, that's
(30:15):
old school thinking. You're fine. Yeah, it's fine, but hold on,
lock the gates. He has ink. Hey, it's I knew
you would call it ink. I knew it. I knew
it locked the gates of the Best Day cemetery, that
you would never call it that. This is why I
didn't call it that. It was the guy that wouldn't
let me in. I cannot let it do this. You
will embarrass yourself. Please, it's going to be a deeper
(30:38):
conversation because I want to do it. Oh god, it
doesn't need to be any deeper, doesn't need to be
skin deep. Very good. All right, shall we go? I
think so thirty minutes enough. When are we posting this
like today? Yeah? Well we should ride home. I will
listen to it on the right and then I have
to I don't have bluetooth in the car that I'm
in now driving some old Yeah, people are really upset
(31:02):
with that. Okay, so it's just you know, death, all
that stuff. I hear you. Yeah, I know, you know.
The graving period's over. Oka. Did she have any tattoos?
She did not. My Nona would never get a tattoo. Okay,
not a meatball on her butt cheek. No, she would
never get a meatball on her butt cheek. I'm sorry, didn't.
Wasn't I wasn't. I really really like not that. This
(31:22):
is my other grandma. I was gonna say I said
something really stupid when your other grandma died too. I'm
so sorry. I'm bad with death. I don't do death. Well,
I really don't either. We're fine. You laugh at fun
did you laugh at her funeral? There was one thing
that made me chuckle, but I couldn't no. But there see,
there's a difference between just uncomfortable laughter because you don't
know what to do, and somebody telling a funny story
(31:42):
about grandma and like that time when Grandma's boobs dragged
the ground. That and then people just go. And then
if anybody came to my Nona's wake and said, oh,
her boobs dragged on the ground, I'd say, please leave,
thank you so much. I was talking about my grandma.
I'll never forget that. It was like, it's just it's
seared into my memory. I just can't ever. I was
(32:04):
a young kid walking by her room and in the
mirror I saw her bending over picking something up. What
is happening right now? Thank god we took down the farmland.
You just said, why would you say that? Thank God
we did. But I just I'll never forget it. It's
just burned into my memory and I wish I never
saw it. That happened. That's happened. You can't expunge that
(32:26):
from your brain. No. You know what you see things,
you see them. That's why people are traumatic. Like you
see accidents and stuff and it's very traumatic. Yeah, that's
why I can't be an emt. I want to be desperately,
but I can't roll up on the broken open skull.
You know, I can't see it, can't because I'll never
forget it and I'll have nightmares forever. Sometimes you just
say very funny, out of place words. But for example,
(32:47):
I can't roll up. What are you rolling up in
the ambulance? You're gonna roll up in the ambulance? Yeah,
how else would you say? Pull up? Yeah? I was
speed up. No, you're not speeding up to an accident.
In the country songs, I say roll up lot, I'm
sure they do. Yeah, that's why you need to get
just a piece of like what is that the straw?
You just start chewing it while we're doing these. I
(33:08):
did get me some hand me down land, you know,
hand me down land. Yeah, you know, so it's very
Land is very important. Okay, Yeah, dirt. You gotta buy dirt,
you know, it's what everything you're saying it's killing me inside.
Why it's nothing you're saying me. I'm not selling this
old farm for you to develop something. This is my dirt. Okay,
that's what They're just gonna take the land from you
(33:30):
because some oil Barreon's just gonna be like, hey, we
want the land. He got passed out from my grandpappy.
That's right, you have a grandpappy. Now listen, we gotta go.
Thank you for listening to this episode.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
You've gotta go down to a smarm taking dog out
let run on the land. So we'll see we'll see
this little sprinkle toes on the phone farm out there
in a small town. Yeah, my night is Eison Alden,
and I actually grew up in town with over five
hundred thousand people.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
My daddy and my mommy were very rich, but I
pretend like I'm a small town people to scam you. Well,
thanks so much for covering the bowl chat. Appreciate y'all.
Until we see you next time. We brand new serial
Killers on Monday. Make sure you check that out where
we mentioned the tattoo story. Yeah, so sorry, it's all
backwards and discombobulated. Until we see you again. Say clean, Andrew,
(34:20):
clink clank, sorry, ew, this is yeah, okay, sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I got a little miro I got from chewing tobaccoon.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I got a new food
Yes, welcome to bowl Chat. Hi everybody, welcome to twenty
twenty five. Wow, yay, we're here. This is great. Huh. Yeah,
it's been a while since we bowl chat. I know,
so busy. We have been very, very busy. He's so busy.
There's been lots going on. I was home my whole
two week break. You never even tried to call me
and be like, hey, you know my grandma did die.
(00:21):
So that was something, all right, No, No, I'm so sorry. Thanks. Yeah. No,
So you know, outside of that, I forgot Yeah, no,
I was this home eating bombo. I forget things. Yeah,
that's you know, that's a major problem of mine. I
forget things terrible. Okay, I'm not even kiding, Like I
should have come back in here on Monday and give
you a big hug and said I'm so sorry. It's okay.
(00:41):
But I did text you. Yeah you did, right, you did? Yeah,
like you had to ask a reassuring well, no, because
I texted you just something goofy And then I was like, oh,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. You remember, Yes you did. Yeah,
but I wasn't because some newman had written something about this,
that and the other. I'm like asked the millennial or
something stupid, and I was like, oh my god, I'm
so sorry. Andy. Yeah, you know, but I feel now
(01:03):
you're trying to cover for you. So it's been a
solid admitted there's no there's no doubt about it. Yeah.
So this is the first bull Chat of twenty twenty five.
What happened? Look, I I getta you know, let's just
reset all right, Hey, everybody, welcome to an all new
episode of bulch Chet. It's been a while. Yeah, we're
(01:25):
supposed to take down the Farmland Fresh Dairries, so then
go do it in case we say a bad word,
for sure, for sure, you know. Yeah, we want to
be you know, not limited, well I mean un limiting.
We can take everyone behind the velvet rope and you
know what, fresh air reset, no farm Hey, everybody, welcome
to another episode of bull Chat. Our friends at Farmland
(01:47):
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So take the logo down now. They have nothing to
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them at all, Yes, just us okay, poop, Yeah, olios.
So what's doing there? Pal? Not much? What about you? Oh?
(02:11):
So much has happened? You've had some pretty questionable things
posting on that Instagram. I mean, this last couple of
weeks have just been like a big old roller coaster ride. Yeah,
your instagram again, hate roller coasters. Your instagram was really
it was giving. It was yeah, it was. It was giving,
sadness and happiness and sadness, so many questions and good
(02:34):
times and bad times. I think my favorite thing that
you posted was the one with the dog and the
Jelly Roll song, Oh Sawyer, I'm not okay, I'm not okay.
First of all, what Jelly Roll's voice truly strikes something.
He's a wonderful love that person, what a great guy.
(02:56):
So he just got a dunkey ye love that. Hate
the music, really, I would rather listen to Nails on
a chalkboard. Like all the songs sound the same, every
single song. It's like you couldn't trap. And then for
you to post it, you were like even when it's
(03:17):
not okay, puppy hugs great and I'm not okay behind it,
I'm like, is this a call for Like, is this
a cry for help. He has to be a cry
for help. This huge hit talk to God Favor. It's
just every song, it's like Jelly Roll is the man.
I can't wait to see him. Lie nice. He's so nice.
It's just I can't if you told me that he does.
(03:44):
They're the one that you did, God help me in
the windows? What what did you? What was the one
that you posted on yours? Yeah, that sounds like need
a favor. It's like, after a while, my favorite is
please stop. I can't. He's very nice though, he's very nice,
and every single person is putting him on songs now,
even where they shouldn't be. It's like it's too much.
(04:05):
His story is wonderful. I'm so good. I'm very happy.
I'm very happy for him. Yes, so much. Same we
love that, but the music I could do less of
him in twenty twenty five, Hi, Well, you know I
don't want to hear Lona Delray at all in twenty
twenty five. You won't because we don't play hers. So
I don't want to see her on your Instagram. When
(04:25):
have I posted her going to the concert? Always on
the stories? Oh? Really? Do I post a picture? Hey
guys it's a rough out there today, but just keep going.
He's jelly ro Look. I just I needed some love
for a second, you know what I mean? Like I was,
I was, I was well way down on the dumps.
I happened to be sitting on the floor and all
of a sudden, Sawyer came over to me and he
put his leg on my He put his head on
(04:48):
my leg and his little arm are on my knee,
and I'm like, dude, that is the sweetest thing. You
know that I'm sad right now. And he did and
it was the perfect picture. And I took a shot
and I posted it. You know what, the love and
support that I got from posting that one story was
wonderful and it brightened my day and it made me happy.
Good for you, and you know what, that's all I wanted.
Good And that's all I needed in that moment, and
(05:09):
I got it. You got your favor, and here I am.
And I didn't ask for a favor. I asked to
be Okay, you talked to God and he gave you
a favor. Yeah with beer, Yeah and guns and chicks
or baby Jesus. I heard this awful other country song,
There's no awful country song there. Absolutely, dude, this is
my country era I'm in right now. I once this
(05:31):
is over, I cannot wait to go back to the
Scotti era and be like you remember this guy Blump
lives alone and all buggy Marsh. There's one it's like
where he's singing about his GMC truck. All, oh, Chevrolet,
what are you talking about? That is one of the
worst songs I've ever heard in my entire life. But
it's a really it sounds like that other song. It shouldn't.
(05:53):
Why point and Jelly rolls in it too. I know
it's amazing. It's such Yeah, play the chorus, let the
let the Brooks and done. I can't We'll get I
don't care Brooks and found one. Play the rest. Come on, man,
(06:24):
can you get to the port where he says, in
my Chevrolet? Sure we just were che music. Chevrole should
have used it as a commercial. They did. The whole
music video was sponsored going by the Edge of Town.
It's him driving in his electric pickup truck, which like,
I don't know all these I don't know why they're
(06:47):
finding them in the back row. I'm all into it.
It's one of the worst songs i've ever heard, I
must disagree. Give me the people. Sorry, that song is beautiful.
It's a GMC slipper. What that song is a GMC
pickup truck ad? I'm sorry. Chevrolet. Isn't it the same Chevrolet? No,
they don't own each other. GM makes both of them. Yeah, great,
(07:09):
so then i'm Chevrolet is the brand you did not win? Yeah,
I want GMC is a separate brand. It's a subsidiary. No,
it is not. It's a subsidiary. It's not. It's a sister.
We're there, it's a sister. Awful. That song is misery, false, awful.
I'm gonna listen to it and repeat on the way home.
Haven't that good luck? I'm driving my Chevrolet. I'll do it. Yes,
go be the Long Island cowboy that you are. Yeah.
(07:31):
And then there's the Dustin Lynch and uh the other
dust and Guy song. Then there's the Cane Brown song. Oh,
let's go put some miles, get on the track. You're
gonna have me when you dun, du dun dun. He's
like saying he wants to have sex with her, but
just saying I want to put some miles on you.
That's the weirdest. They're all innuendos. What is the Chevrolet?
(07:56):
He's comparing her to a truck? No, I'm talking about
somebody compared me to a truck. I'd be like, kay, thanks, no,
this song and it's with Marshmallow. They're all so we
can break it in if you know what I mean.
Everyone knows it's it's in your face. There is no subtext.
(08:19):
I want to put Miles can California King in the
truck bed. Dude, you can't fit a California King in
a truck bed. They're big California Kings, the biggest one
I know. I know. So that must be a double wide,
the duly with the big with the duley. You know
what a duley is? Do you know what a duley is?
Just tell me what a dou duly is. The pickup
(08:40):
truck that has the extra two wheels on the back,
so there's four wheels in the with the big wide fender.
Something tells me at the end of twenty twenty five
you will have one a duly. No, No, I would
drive a pickup truck. I totally what I want to ram. Okay, yeah,
here we go. What's the matter and what why let's
just rip the band aid off. Let me talk about it.
What your tattoo? Oh, I didn't get one, but I
(09:00):
want one. I can't a dream you told me it did,
and I between the country era that I am not okay.
Instagram story, you were going through something over this breakkay,
A tattoo came to you in a vision? It did?
I am what? Hmmm? I know it's permanent. H what
(09:22):
you hate needles? I do hate needles. You have said
on record tattoos dirty. Can't. No, Gandhi told me you can.
They like, we'll put numbing cream on it, and apparently
it's since it's small, it'll be fast, you know what.
I wanted to get it on my wrist, but apparently
that's the most painful spot because the veins are right
there with the wrist. You wan a wrist tattoo, Just
(09:44):
get a tramp stamp at that point, No, get a
lower back tattoo. You don't remember we had that girl
in promotions that that said rip daddy right abuffer butt crack.
I can't. I don't. That was insane. You probably weren't
even born yet. I just can't picture you with the tattoo.
I can't I'll put it right here, but I'll be
able to put my sleeve on top of it if
I don't want it to be seen. Could I pull
my sleeve up, but not that far? I want it
(10:04):
like right here, right before the fold of my inner elbow?
What do you call it? What do you call the
inside of your elbow? Inside of the elbow in my
inner arm up here, the inner armor. So anyway, can
I tell you what the vision was? Yes? Tell me
and I enlighten the audience after this break? What write
it down? Ten minutes? Yeah we're back, Yeah, we're back.
(10:27):
So anyway, I had a dream and uh, I was
pulling my sleeve up in the dream and there's a
tattoo on my arm, like, oh my god. And it's okay.
So my daughter's names are Ashley and Cooper, all right,
So I don't remember exactly what the design was, but
the way it worked was it was a S H
L E Y C O O P E R one
(10:48):
on top of the other, and it shared the E
because the E is in the same position. It's the
second to last letter on both on both names. So
the E was shared between the two names. And what no,
I'm just listening. So I told both kids, I said, listen,
I totally want to get this tattoo, and you guys
are going to design it. So I want you guys
to design it, and as long as I approve of it,
(11:09):
I'm gonna get it. She's like, you're an idiot. She's like,
you're not doing that, and then Cooper's like, yeah, I'll
design it, so you know. So it's gonna have googleingna
a little bubble. She's all about a hamster right now.
Oh my, I can't even with the hamster. Who wants
a hamster? They stink? Also, fun fact, there's not a
(11:33):
P in hamster. What it's h A M S T
E R. Right, I always thought it was a hamster.
Shut your mouth, like up until two three years ago,
like a hamper, Yeah, just with a ster. Hampster. Yeah,
I always thought it was a hamster. It's I think
it's I can understand why because it's an idiot. You're sorry.
(11:58):
I had to dream your new I'd a dream where
the EAT's connected. My daughter's ease are in the same spot.
I must get a tattooed. Scott Luther Jr. Please sorry,
shut up. I can't with you I can't. Uh, yeah,
I'm sorry. What now, Oh Hampster, Yeah, hamster. Okay, it's hampster.
It's hamps. But I think the way that people in
(12:19):
the Northeast say certain words, it can come out like
a pee. I mean the way you said it sounded
like hamster. Look, I guess you're right. I I I'm
sorry for you know whatever. But yes, you're right. It
could be hampster. Yes, but it's not. But anyway, so
she wants to not get one. That's what I hear.
Do not get one. They die in the most gruesome ways.
But I don't care about that. I just care about
(12:40):
the smell. Plus, Sawyer's gonna eat it. Sawyer's not going
to eat We had the school classroom hamster at the
house a couple of years ago, and Sawyer almost broke
the door down to get to that freakin varmint. He
wanted to eat it's so bad. Plus, I mean, not
for anything, But you're it's interesting that you say not
for anything. You're from New York. What does that mean?
(13:01):
Not for nothing? Oh no, that's that's a New York
word that I feel out of my for an acculate.
I don't you don't hear. Admit too many people say
not for anything? Yeah, no, not for not for nothing,
not for nothing. But where am I from? Police? Not
for nothing? Not for nothing? Hey, not for nothing? But
you should have got your kids, I am stop because
they're gonna move out? And then who's let the they
care of the things you Jimmy boom pots. You sell
(13:24):
like the guy from the polio string cheese commercial. Give
me a piece of with nothing nothing. I literally have
no idea what you do. You were not born yet.
I was not. It was when string cheese was like
all the rage. String cheese still exists, therefore it is
still a range. No no, but it was all the rage.
It was like, what is this new fangled thing? There's
cheese and a stick that you can put in your
(13:44):
lunch box. There is no shot that it became like
a sensation. It did. Hey guys, have you heard of
string cheese? Yes? It was like it was the rage
of the late eighties early nineties. Polio string cheese. Polio
was the only player in the game. They came out
with it. So the little bird, Yeah, I know the bird.
I don't get polyostring cheese. I don't either. I don't.
(14:05):
I don't need string cheese. I do love. I'm also
a string cheese biter, which everyone gets angry. Gandhi is
also no, there's no reason to string it make a mess.
Just bite it. It's not a mess. It is. It
feels like it lasts long, like hair. What if they're
thin enough? It's like hair. Ugh, it's like hair in
your mouth. What are you gross? Well, the strings are
(14:26):
The strings are hair like and eat hair. You get
hair in your mouth. Sometimes you don't want it, Okay,
it's like do you know overbreak? One of my friends
was like, oh, I have glass in my foot. I
have glass in my foot. Turns out a piece of
hair embedded itself in the bottom of his foot. Yeah,
like a splinter. I never heard of this. Sure, you
step on it, just right, hew, Its just that's it's hair.
(14:50):
Hey man. The body is weird and wild. It is
just like I have one weird little hair that grows
out of my ear right here in the outer part.
I'm like, what are you doing? Oh my god, this
part of my I feel right here. I feel like
I'm pulling on Holy hell. I gotta shave that. It's
one piece stupid body. It does dumb things, especially when
you get older. Yeah, you'll see, I guess, so you'll
(15:13):
see I guess. So, yeah, I got a peloton for Christmas.
I'm up. Go ahead. What's that that means? Means my
daughter left school? Oh? Why she leaves school? It's eleven o'clock. Oh,
she's coming home for lunch. That's a thing she has
off campus. Yeah, off campus. Yeah, so she just comes
home and then goes back to school in her lunch period.
(15:34):
Does she drive? Yes, she drives home then goes back
to school. Yes, that's crazy. Why aren't a lot of
schools like that? No, when I was in school, we
had it all four years, ninth, tenth, eleventh, and twelfth grade.
Now I think it's only eleventh and twelfth. I wouldn't
go back to school. Let me tell you something in
my junior and senior. By the way, we've been all
over the place right here. Try to remember what you
started talking about so we can come back to it.
(15:55):
I don't know something about you getting an infinity tattoo
with ease what attached? That was a long time ago.
It would be like I can't with that. Anyway you
you talking, I'm gonna show you what I was thinking. Okay, no, no,
show me what the dream said. Well, I don't remember
exactly the dream. In junior and senior year, I had
lunch and another period, so I would just leave at
like one, and you weren't supposed to say you were
(16:15):
supposed to sign out and get like a permission slip.
I just left. I said, I hate this place, so
I'm just leaving. And I did that quite frequently. That's
not really good, but it was kind of like that
where the E is shared between the two, where you're
going no, no, no, what no, But it's gonna be cool.
It's gonna be cool. No shot, hold up, let me
(16:36):
get that. No, it's gonna be like designed. It's gonna
be like designed. It's not gonna be like straight.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Wha what what what are you thinking?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What? You cannot get this? But I dreamt about it dream.
It came in a dream. It came in a dream.
Stop what no, not, that's not it. That's not even
that's not good though, I want like the E connects.
What's the problem, think, Ashley. I just want you to
know you are brilliant. I don't care. I gotta give
(17:08):
her her credit on this one. That I'm dead. That's wow.
Why isn't it an honor if you ever came to
me with that? Andrew is in the same spot too,
Can you do actually letters? It is the same amount.
Hold on, I'm gonna make a really big on this
stud Oh wait A N d R E w y
l E. You see how dumb it is when you're
(17:33):
reading this out e R A N d R. I'll
get that on me. That's beautiful. Yeah wow, yeah, oh,
I'd be honored. Scott right here too, right yeah, right here.
Maybe we can get some more people's with names with
a second to last letter. I'm just telling you from now.
If you ever walk in one day and first of all,
(17:55):
Lindsay's out there, I'll do it. If you got a tattoo,
I are a know, you'd come in with ice packs
wrapped around. You'd be like, yeah, I can't Yeah the ink,
they said it happened to me. I think I have
a disease from the ink. I don't know. I got
gang green. I can't really move my arm right now.
(18:16):
Just got this, got this new ink? You would so
call it ink too. I'd be on the cover of
magazines in I can't please, never get that ever a
Dane in your life. But I want it so bad.
Let's keep that one. Let's keep that one in the
ballt how about it different, something else special, Let's make
it a memory. I want to I do want to
(18:36):
get something. What should I get? What? Let's but I
want something that's meaning. If you get a bowl and
a spoon. No, no, why don't we? Cooper says that,
please don't know what? I hate that? No, baby, No, no, no, sweetie.
Is that from TikTok or something? I don't know because
I don't have TikTok though, But let's just keep certain
(18:58):
things special, man, shake it up, Banana like I I
want something that has meaning? No, why I could? I
can't get a tattoo, Scott. No, not because you think
it's painful for me, but just I would look stupid, Yes, Scott, really,
you would regret it instantly. This is me talking you
off your midlife crisis. Ledge back up with me. Let's
(19:18):
let's not let's just not cool. No, because I still
want to get something. Little. I'm just gonna laugh at
you no matter what you get. Why, because Scott, you're
gonna call it ink?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
I would never. I just know you would maybe tat you,
and then you'd kick your skateboard and miss it and
be like, oh, excuse me, you wear a backwards hat.
I can't please please promise me. I'm not promising because
I want to get something by the end of this year.
If you have a tattoo, yeah, you won't. All our
tattooed listeners are like, yeah, because they can pull it off.
(19:54):
You can't. Oh chol she made it home. Oh that's cute. Yeah,
nice to make sure my kids are okay. You know
it's very important to me. Yeah, I get it, well
for sure. What are we doing? Oh, we don't have it?
What are you trying to listen to? Tattoo all the
things she said? Yeah, it's t a t u. I know.
That's why I put in we don't have it t
(20:15):
a t u. No, No, it's t dot A dot
T dot u. Oh I don't think you can do dots.
Just do all the things she said there it is.
Oh wow, this is one of my favorite songs of
all time. Really this, I love this song.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I had the album two hundred Kilometers in the Wrong Way.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Wow. That is a forgotten class again. It truly is.
People don't realize that it's they played it. Did you see? No?
You definitely didn't. Why no, what's that mean? Okay? Yep?
So if you saw the movie and Nora she's a stripper,
Oh I have to see it? Wait, hold on, pause, Hello,
this is a scotty one. See that's the sign right there.
(21:03):
Tattoo that's so old. Oh my god, two thousand and
three that from cut the end off and put and
maybe do like an AI machine to make it say.
And you're listening to ball chet, maybe hello, this is
this is tattoo? Do you know? It turns out that
they weren't actually lovers. It was all in act. Really yeah. Well, also,
(21:27):
Million Vanilli weren't actually singers, you know, so that's very
different from what I'm talking about, because they actually sang. No,
they didn't. Yeah, they just pretended that they were lesbians,
but they were not. Yeah, wasn't there another group like
that also Lost Ketchup? No, Last Ketchup did not pretend
they were lesbian. They didn't saying the Ketchup song. That's right,
(21:53):
who smiles in South Star? What is that? I couldn't
tell you what this is a smile and it is
your boy south Star. Now we up in the spot
chilling with Scottie B. Yeah yeah, Rubens stuttered. These are great.
These are all so old. I feel like we did
this once before. But some of these are Bubba Sparks.
(22:13):
You have Clay Oh wait, that's when we played on
the show because it was so outlandish. This is Bubba
Sparks kicking it with my dollar Scottie B and we
right here Z one hundred. Indeed, I'm just dog bro.
You know it's hysterical. The kid Larroy tries to sound
like that, but he's from Australia. Yes, yes, yes, hey yo,
what is the kid Lroy? You're listening to Scotty Bee
on Z one hundred. Oh genuine, my pony, Wow, that's old. Ye,
(22:38):
this is genuine with Scottie B. Yeah, joule, you know
it's with an I, not an E. I didn't put
it in there, Okay, Joe rule, that's cool, ye with
the Dale is Jo rule? With Scotty that's so super cool.
I sat next to him on a plane. Really and
when you find the fest, no it's not fire firefest.
I sat next him on a plane. He ordered the
(22:59):
stinkiest of stanky sandwiches and I knew it was him,
but I didn't want to say anything. And then I
sat next to him and I was like, oh my god,
I can't believe I'm sitting next to jaw Rule. He
ate the stankiest quiz no sub it was tuna, It
had nasty jo. Why would you do that? Awful? And
he proceeded to pass out for the rest of the
two hour flight and snored so loud, like I'm talking,
(23:23):
like if you're in the bathroom, you're hearing, Like, how
are you sitting next to jaw Rule? I was flying
back from Miami after Elvis's book tour and I did
get a first class seat. Let's fine, you deserve it. It
was great. And yeah, he sat next to me. I
don't know where because that was post Firefest. So tell
you what, let's take a break. We'll come back and
I'm gonna play some dead celebrities right after this. Dum
(23:45):
du dun, dunt du dun. I feel we shouldn't and
we're back. That's twenty three. What's Wayne wonder? What did
he sing? I don't remember how the song was. Though
he didn't win American Idol, No, definitely not okay, So
(24:05):
one of these is dead. Hey, what's up? This is TLC.
That's right, we're hanging out with our boy, Scottie b.
That's right, old Z one hundred. But I don't know
if that was all three of them though, Chili and
tea boys, because yeah, but there was two thousand and two.
She was still alive now left eye was dead already. Yeah,
she died, I think in really, I think she died early,
like before Leah. No, no, no, I don't. I don't
(24:27):
believe that. I don't think so, I'm gonna check. I
don't know. I don't know if any other of these
people are dead TLC. I mean, Sev might be dead.
Maybe Sarah is dead. I don't know. Yeah, April twenty fifth,
all of what year? Two thousand and two? Oh wow,
hold on, let's see what day they was put in
TLC eleven eighteen. Why she was dead already? That's crazy.
(24:49):
Why were they doing a tour after she just died?
I don't know. It's so weird, Sarai. She had one
song for like a half a second. This one's funny.
What up? But she girl Sarah with my favorite jew,
Scottie Bee on Z one hundred. I don't know. Why
she said that. But you know, I'm probably the only
one she knew. I've never heard of Sarai. Yeah what
(25:09):
did she sing? She did a remake of something. It
was good. It was a good song, though, sev can't
wait one minute more, I can't wait one minute more? Okay, yeah, great,
it was a good song, which I remember dream Natural.
These are these are fun? I loved dream fanny Pack.
(25:30):
Oh they they sang that one song. Hi, this is
fanny Pack with Scottie Bee on zero one hundred. Yes,
and Z one hundred was the only place that played
that song. What's dildo oddo? This is why we had
to take that back. Also, yeah, they sang that song
you have a frontal wage the camel toe. Oh they
were camel toe. Wow. Most people have no idea who
(25:52):
it is. That's right. Yeah, Hi, this has died. I
was Scotty Bee. I love how it said like that,
Scotty Scotty, that's my favorite. This is boring for people,
I'm sorry. Uh anyway, so there's actually some big one. Look,
there's Beyonce said my name, hold on, hey is Beyonce
with Scottie b on Z one hundred. Wow, that's old.
That the kittle Roy that's old. Well, that's probably the
(26:15):
big I would say Blue can't trolle. Yeah, I would
say that's probably the biggest celebrity. Right, I'm Blue cantrout
with Scottie b on Z one. That is not how
I thought you would say. Beyonce is death. Let this
Christina Aguilar, But I would say that Beyonce jay Z too.
I have two Christina Aguilars and you have two jay Z's.
I got jay Z? Wow? What up this jay Z
with Scottie b on Z one hundred. That's so cool
(26:36):
in two thousand and two, Jennifer love hewittt. Yeah, but
I think Beyonce and jay Z they're married. They are? Yeah? Wow,
I got the power couple saying my name. You think
they like sit at dinner and are like, do you
remember when we read for that that liner for Scotti
b who I wonder how he's doing. We'd never do
that today. Yeah. Lenny Kravitz, this is Lenny Kravitz hanging
out with Scotti Bee on Z one hundred. He was
(26:58):
not hanging out with me. I'm just letting you know
that he absolutely was not hanging out of me. Sean
Paul he stoned yo, yo, evanting is good. I don't
know what chint in my tail with Scott to me,
this is Sean p on the Z one on Jane
to see what he did that I did? That was smart,
That was cool. That was kind of that was so cool. Anyways,
fresh fresh to death justin Timberlake, that's huge. I don't
(27:20):
remember these. Hey, what's up? This is justin Timberlake with
Scotti Bee on Z one hundred Can you just play
that as a re entry one day on Z one
hundred eight, No, because they'd be like, what, Kalise, my
milkshake brings all the boys to the song? Yeah, hey,
what's that? This is Kalise. That's cool, all right, I
don't know of that. I'm sorry, that's boring. That was fine.
I wish there was Andrew Ones. Yeah, yeah, except my name.
I feel like, isn't fun to say Andrew? Yeah, like
(27:42):
Scotty Bee is fun? Nah, it's like quick you know
where I got that name. I don't like it, to
be quite honest with you, I think it sounds very childish. Well,
that was like how I hated being called Andy and
then just I gave and everybody said it so yeah,
I just I what I ever since I was a
little little kid, the crazy neighbors down the block for
me whose kid was riding on top of the Cadillac
when my parents moved in, and like here we go
(28:04):
in the late seventies, okay, and they still live there.
But so the mom, when I was like maybe two
years old, called me Scotty Bee for the first time,
and it just kind of stuck, and that's what she
always called me, and just I kind of went with it.
I don't know, I think it's I don't like it.
I don't know. I think it sounds stupid. Although I
did have the license plate Scotty Bee in nineteen ninety four,
(28:24):
not surprised on my blazer. I can't with you. Yeah,
I feel like, what would you have been otherwise Scott?
I would have been Scott's something, you know. Honestly, it
sounds like you'd be a newscast. I would be like
Scott Lightning or something of that. Scott Thunder. Hey, you're
listening to Scott Lightning, No thunder, one thunder. Hey, you're
listening to Scott Thunder. Yeah, one hundred right, Scott Storm.
(28:45):
Do you want me to do an intro liner for you. Yeah,
but I want a different name, but I want like
Scott something else. Look got Look I'm just showing Andrew
this picture. But look there's my my truck and there's
my license plate. That's so cool. It also was good
because it was one time when I was going he
would totally get a tattoo. That guy would one hundred
percent drive his blazer around, windows down, put some milesone it.
(29:11):
I'll never forget. I was going, I guess what this
is my tattoo. This's my ink to the Waterloo Music
Festival in Jersey. I was in high school still, I
was probably seventeen, and I was driving that truck and
there was so much traffic. I had a pee so
bad it was like going to freaking Woodstock. I didn't
realize it was that bad. I took some girl with me,
Jody her name was, and I had to pee really
(29:33):
really bad. So I was riding on the shoulder so
I can get off, so I can go to the
Wendy's to go to the bathroom. Yeah, and it just
stopped it and all of a sudden, I hear, whoop, whoop,
Scottie b get off the road and with the cop
behind me, like, stupid license plate. That's why you don't
ever have license plates with your name on it. I
mean it seems obvious. Yeah, just like getting a tattoo
that has Ashley and Cooper connected by the E. It
(29:54):
seems like a terrible idea. Yeah, but that's their names.
And I cherished that forever in your heart. No on
my arm, not on your skin. Why then you also
couldn't get buried. No, it's not like that anymore. Some
rabbi said it's fine. Which one it was in the newspaper,
Rabbi Gelman, Oh real, I'm serious. He does the call
him in Newsday and someone wrote in and said, my
grandma said I can't get buried. He's like, nope, that's
(30:15):
old school thinking. You're fine. Yeah, it's fine, but hold on,
lock the gates. He has ink. Hey, it's I knew
you would call it ink. I knew it. I knew
it locked the gates of the Best Day cemetery, that
you would never call it that. This is why I
didn't call it that. It was the guy that wouldn't
let me in. I cannot let it do this. You
will embarrass yourself. Please, it's going to be a deeper
(30:38):
conversation because I want to do it. Oh god, it
doesn't need to be any deeper, doesn't need to be
skin deep. Very good. All right, shall we go? I
think so thirty minutes enough. When are we posting this
like today? Yeah? Well we should ride home. I will
listen to it on the right and then I have
to I don't have bluetooth in the car that I'm
in now driving some old Yeah, people are really upset
(31:02):
with that. Okay, so it's just you know, death, all
that stuff. I hear you. Yeah, I know, you know.
The graving period's over. Oka. Did she have any tattoos?
She did not. My Nona would never get a tattoo. Okay,
not a meatball on her butt cheek. No, she would
never get a meatball on her butt cheek. I'm sorry, didn't.
Wasn't I wasn't. I really really like not that. This
(31:22):
is my other grandma. I was gonna say I said
something really stupid when your other grandma died too. I'm
so sorry. I'm bad with death. I don't do death. Well,
I really don't either. We're fine. You laugh at fun
did you laugh at her funeral? There was one thing
that made me chuckle, but I couldn't no. But there see,
there's a difference between just uncomfortable laughter because you don't
know what to do, and somebody telling a funny story
(31:42):
about grandma and like that time when Grandma's boobs dragged
the ground. That and then people just go. And then
if anybody came to my Nona's wake and said, oh,
her boobs dragged on the ground, I'd say, please leave,
thank you so much. I was talking about my grandma.
I'll never forget that. It was like, it's just it's
seared into my memory. I just can't ever. I was
(32:04):
a young kid walking by her room and in the
mirror I saw her bending over picking something up. What
is happening right now? Thank god we took down the farmland.
You just said, why would you say that? Thank God
we did. But I just I'll never forget it. It's
just burned into my memory and I wish I never
saw it. That happened. That's happened. You can't expunge that
(32:26):
from your brain. No. You know what you see things,
you see them. That's why people are traumatic. Like you
see accidents and stuff and it's very traumatic. Yeah, that's
why I can't be an emt. I want to be desperately,
but I can't roll up on the broken open skull.
You know, I can't see it, can't because I'll never
forget it and I'll have nightmares forever. Sometimes you just
say very funny, out of place words. But for example,
(32:47):
I can't roll up. What are you rolling up in
the ambulance? You're gonna roll up in the ambulance? Yeah,
how else would you say? Pull up? Yeah? I was
speed up. No, you're not speeding up to an accident.
In the country songs, I say roll up lot, I'm
sure they do. Yeah, that's why you need to get
just a piece of like what is that the straw?
You just start chewing it while we're doing these. I
(33:08):
did get me some hand me down land, you know,
hand me down land. Yeah, you know, so it's very
Land is very important. Okay, Yeah, dirt. You gotta buy dirt,
you know, it's what everything you're saying it's killing me inside.
Why it's nothing you're saying me. I'm not selling this
old farm for you to develop something. This is my dirt. Okay,
that's what They're just gonna take the land from you
(33:30):
because some oil Barreon's just gonna be like, hey, we
want the land. He got passed out from my grandpappy.
That's right, you have a grandpappy. Now listen, we gotta go.
Thank you for listening to this episode.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
You've gotta go down to a smarm taking dog out
let run on the land. So we'll see we'll see
this little sprinkle toes on the phone farm out there
in a small town. Yeah, my night is Eison Alden,
and I actually grew up in town with over five
hundred thousand people.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
My daddy and my mommy were very rich, but I
pretend like I'm a small town people to scam you. Well,
thanks so much for covering the bowl chat. Appreciate y'all.
Until we see you next time. We brand new serial
Killers on Monday. Make sure you check that out where
we mentioned the tattoo story. Yeah, so sorry, it's all
backwards and discombobulated. Until we see you again. Say clean, Andrew,
(34:20):
clink clank, sorry, ew, this is yeah, okay, sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I got a little miro I got from chewing tobaccoon.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I got a new food
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