Bowl Chat - The College Kid - Cereal Killers

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now, hello, it's going to be really echoey.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
No it's not.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
We recorded with three people. I don't know why you're
acting so.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Weird because the mics have to go their directional mics
bring down.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
This is really loud.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Just turn you're number three?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, yeah, and number two of course better?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Okay, press the music button. See on there where one
a little musical note and then you just go, okay,
you have to tap it.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hey, when you were in school, do you have music
notebooks with that had those staffs in it? The lines?
Why won't you answer me? Why isn't this working? Because
the Superman box sucks?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Oh my god, shut your mail?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Why isn't the touch screen work?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't know. I don't know. What's the matter. Does
it need to be rebooted? Millennial?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm not a millennial?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yes you are?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
What are you? You're gen Z?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Is it the one after it?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I think I am gen Z or I'm on the cusps?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
So with the gen X, a gen Z and a millennial.
Oh it's something worked. So looking to another episode of
you just have to pick Nope, No, the thing is
it working?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Just stop touching it?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
How are we going to take a break? After this.
This won't even.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Stop now, I know, because you keep pressing it.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, I mean, this is laughable.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well, welcome to another episode of bull Chat.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yay, today's Wednesday, May twenty fifth. No, No, today the
twenty fifth, days the nineteenth, seventeenth, eighteenth, Today's the eighteenth.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes, the eighteenth. And we have a special guest.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes we do. Hi Na, Thanks thanks for stopping by.
Have a nice day. No, that's enough, all right, So
Dianna is here because she was like, I found this
beer in New Jersey and you guys have to try it. Yes,
because it is serial related. Even though this is not
the serial podcast, we can still do some serial related things. Yes,

(01:54):
this is a sister podcast to Serial Killers. Yes, where
we talk about whatever the things. So you want to
go in the fridge their animal, Sure, let's just get
drunk early.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
So what made you want to pick out this bear?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I can answer that, even though I'm not her, you
could probably answer that. I would say, because I see
there looks like there's fruity pebbles on it, and you
guys talk about cereal.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Right right right, and they have more than just this
kind Listen.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop Andrew. Just go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
He is such a Have you noticed how crimoginy is?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Is that your product?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
If you're on on zoom?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
YouTube YouTube, Hey guys, Hey, today.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
We're trying peblight peb light.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
From Bolo Snort Brewery in New Jersey. What is it
called Bolaro snort?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
A bowl and snort. I'll do the snort, but I
don't want to get snottle over the microphone. But you
know how they snort? No, they blow out bulls blow out, yes,
like that hu, because they're pissed because they got that
ring through their notes, that big ring.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh why do they have the ring? Has anyone ever
looked into that.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
So they can hook a leash up to it? I
don't know. Oh no, definitely not. I yes, but I
think only the males. The males get the ring. What
what is there a female bull? Or is that a
different animals?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Cow?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Maybe? Cow? Can you look up? What is a female bull?
I'm a googling all right here?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
The cups?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yes, we can put it in the mic.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
We love some good I'm beyond Oh Scott doesn't like
when I'm sorry? What? Oh I'm texting as we speak okay,
Well that's actually that was good. That was great, That's
very good.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I always pour it also, I always get a giant
head because I pour it wrong and I get yelled
at and it flows over the cup. You have to
I did a tilt. I did the tilt.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
But you were not in a fraternity.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Clearly, no, I was not.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So well, that's what I'm saying. I see Andrew got
mad at me because I called you a college kid.
Because I will, I will, I will forever see you
just as a college kid. Not no offense. I mean
you're young, and you're you're just like a college kid
to me.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, actually, four years four years ago, like today, Dean is.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Right, just a cow.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I assumed it was like the rooster hen vibe.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Wait a second, so alle all cows are female.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Have to be female milk cows?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, rights, I know, but it utters not like
a utterers are like boobs. I guess.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh okay, so all right, so cows are all female? Yeah,
like the black and white spotted cows are all female. Okay,
they make milk, I get it.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Maybe there's ones that don't make milk.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You know what, that's very stupid of me. You're right.
They must shut up. Andrew.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'm just lost.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Also, I'm twenty six. I'm not in college anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
This is what I said.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I know he's like, she's been here for like four years.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, I've been here for four years. I've been five years,
including my internship. I know.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
But you're just like you're just like the eternal college kid.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
To me, that's nice as good. I guess, as long
as people regard me with respect.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, no, I respect you. Thank you for the beer.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Make a name for you.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I see. I'm not I'm not really a beer aficionado,
so I don't. I'm whatever.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
I just like to smell.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It kind of smells just like an ipa.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, it doesn't smell fruity at all.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
All right, let's go in.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
It has a hint of like orange. Alright. Ready. It
tastes citrusy. I don't taste any fruity pebbles whatsoever. It
is good.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
It tastes like a blue moon, but an ipa version
of blue moon.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
So here's the thing we talk. I don't know anything
about beer neither.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm a cores light guy. Maybe a Micheloba.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Stands for Indian pale l that's all.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I know.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I don't know what that means, Like, why that's that?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
What kind of Indian?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I don't know. I just know that that's what it stands.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Like, you're sure one hundred and thirty Yeah, it stands
for India pale India.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, India.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
I thought it was Indian.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, you can't say that anymore. It's you can. It's
they're indigenous people.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
It says India on it.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
It does what Andrews limes zest school me India pale
l with a lime zest right.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
With nothing to do with fruity. They just use that
as a label to suck people in.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
One hundred and thirty two calories, four point two percent
alcohol by volume, peb light. Oh well look there's diamond. Yes,
she can't drink this tastes like fruity, you think, so
where are you getting that?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Well, definitely citrusy.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Maybe they put the wrong label on the cans. It's
just a random regular can and they just slap a
label on it. It's not printed.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Do you go to this place a lot?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I do because it's by my apartment.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
But they actually have this other one called magically Bolicious
that's like lucky.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I should have brought the one too.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
They have one like that at Stu Leonards, which is
where I found this one.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh boy, yes, Scott for this. Look it's Toucho crunch.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh wait, is this the one you said you hated?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't remember nor by the time he tried. Hey,
did we do this on the show?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Maybe we did during the Disgusting dinner party?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yes? Oh my god, I totally forgot. Yeah, well Deana
it hasn't tried it.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, she should try it. Let's chug.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Wait, do you like this or you don't like it?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's okay. I would drink it.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, I would actually drink this too. I don't know
necessarily maybe what I'm having, but I'm enjoying it now.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Can people outside of Can people outside of New Jersey
get this shipped to them?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I mean, I know they do, like ship all within
New Jersey and it's at a lot of like North
Jersey restaurants like on tap.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh really, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'ma try this one ready.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I love that noise.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna do the poor This is
so much fun. That was very underwhelming. Dana did way
better with hers.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
That's better it kind.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Of like you're making a foamy because I'm going on
purpose so I can get sound.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
How do you think Scott would have done in a frat?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
This smells really bad. Oh sorry, it's enorg your question.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think he would have been hazed a lot, even
though hazeing it wasn't a thing when I was in I.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Wouldn't have allowed it. See the way I was in
high school is I was always the guy that was
making people do things. I never did think he was
the hazer, not the hazy. I used to walk around
with a bunch of two dollar bills. I was always
two dollar bill guy, always, which I have a story
in a minute, by the way. So I would have
a couple of two dollar bills and I would say,
hey do this, Hey do that, Hey do this, and
then I would pay them to do dumb stuff. That's

(07:51):
why my social studies teacher would call me Rockefeller, because
I would walk around with two dollar bills and just
pay people to do dumb stuff. I never did dumb
things except when I got suspended. I think I told
the story. I had a locker that I commandeered that
I just filled with like rotten fruit. And jars of stuff,
and I would smash it in the hallway in between periods,
and I got suspended for a week. Oh, I had
to be in the room with all the bad kids
with the leather jackets that were like carving the table

(08:13):
with knives. I was scared.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Are you describing like the plot of Grease?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Wait, how do you get your two dollar bills? You
go to the bank and be like, stack a fat
stack of two dollars bills.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
You just go to the banket and say do you
have two dollar bills? And they're like yeah, no one
ever gets them, but yes, yeah, do you want a
warm two dollars building? And they still make them. I
can't stand people like, oh, why are you spending it?
Like okay, So here's my story. I went to Starbucks
the other day. I know, I'm just the beer.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
It's the beer two SIPs exactly, so four percent alcohol.
That means it's going damn quick.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Four point four. I went to Starbucks the other day
and I had, you know, however much left on my
Starbucks card, so it was a dollar seventy six. So
I gave the lady a two dollar bill and she goes, oh,
she was an older woman. I haven't seen one of
these in a while, and I was like, oh, nice,
well now you have. So she goes like this, it
holds it up. I said, you're not gonna see anything,
and that there's no water marks in the two dollar bill.

(09:07):
She's like, oh, well, we have to check for counterfeits
for everything that doesn't have water marks, and so she
couldn't find the counterfeit pen, you know, so she's she's
going all over trying to find She's like, I can't
complete the transaction until you know, I put the marker
on it. I was like, are you kidding me? I'm
in my basement counterfeiting two dollar bills of all of everything.
That's what I'm doing. I said, one dollar bills don't
have water marks and them, do you do counterfeit every

(09:28):
single one of those? Well, no, but they're more common.
I was like, this is so stupid. The whole transaction
took like ten minutes before she found the dumb pen.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I was like, say, say, I don't even know what
penn you're referring to.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
If there's a counter there's a counterfeit pen. It's a
it's like a gold color and they wipe it on it,
and if it's gold, then it's real. If it turns
some other color.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
You ever been with cash to no like been to
like a like a buy a Walmart like they'll they'll
if you hand them cash. They if you hand them
like one hundred dollars bill, they'll do like a marker
on it.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Usually usually fifties or one hundreds, they'll more or a
lot of them had this little machine that they put
it through, and that tells them also.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Now, come to think of it, I've worked in retail
and at restaurants, and I never ever checked people's cash.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Well, do you have any business the way you were
just accepting counterfeits?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Do you have any cash on you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Over there.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I very rarely use cash, and if I do, it's twos.
And you know my reasoning for that is because I
like lotto tickets and you can't buy lotto tickets from
a machine with two dollar bills. So that's why I
carry twos most of the time, because otherwise I'll buy
lotto tickets because I'm a degenerate.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
All right, So do you a gambling problem?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Just with a lot of do you have a gambling problem? Contact? Look? Look, look,
so here's a twenty. If you look up in the twenty,
you'll see Jackson's face over here. That's wow, that's a watermark.
You can also see this line right here. That's actually
a thread that runs through it. So if you look
at a bill in the in the light and you
don't see those things, then it's almost likely to be
a counterfeit safe. And all bills have that five ten,

(10:52):
twenty fifteen. I want to say it. Singles do not
because it's kind of an expensive technology. Sorry, And so
they don't do it with singles because it would cost
them more than it would be worth. So look, there's
Hamilton on the right. You can see him in this bill.
Is kind of face. You see Hamilton right there, And
there's the string that runs through it.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
That's so cool.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Wow. And see, back when I was a kid, the
only security features that bills had was little red and
blue threads. If you looked at a bill really close
to her, red and blue threads, because that's the paper
that they printed on. It was special paper that the
Bureau of Engraving or whatever used, and so they had
to have that. So that was a way you could
tell back then they don't use it. Anymore. I don't think.
I mean it might be in this bill, but I

(11:28):
can't see it.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Also, okay, what about act. Well, I'm about to ask
the stupidest question ever, why can't you just print more money?
I don't get the answer. Everyone always tells me the answer,
and I still don't understand.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Why you can't, my kids, you can't just flood the
market with more bills because people need more.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
This doesn't mean anything like if ultimately I just printed
more than what's a five worth?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
If like just the price here is gross, not like
you and your basement printing, Like why can't the government
just print more money because inflation?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well? No, but you just can't flood the market with
money just because people need it. I mean, you still
have to make the money to get it. You can't
just get it because it's out there.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
And if you're just printing money like so, there's governments
usually like Russia right now, for example, they print out
higher denomination notes for their currency because their currency doesn't
like cost anything.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Can I see that again? Have you ever noticed? Also?
See I? Also I look at the serial numbers too.
I taught I taught I taught Andrew A few episodes
back that on one.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Which one I think it's discussing medicine.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
It's really sweet.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
If you look at the serial numbers, the number that
it starts with is the place that it was made,
because there are different engraving places all around the country.
Be was made in New York, New York and New
York City, so you see that. Look see the b
and if you get a serial number that ends with
a star, that's called a star note, and that means

(12:54):
that it was a replacement bill because something happened during
the run of that particular series of bills. And they
are sometimes worth money. So if you look at a
bill and there's a star at the end of the
serial number, it could be worth some money. But you
don't have any Andrew, I have some two dollar bills
with stars, and I'm holding on till some idiot wants
to buy them because they're really just worth two dollars.
But if I put these on eBay, somebody would buy them,

(13:15):
thinking that they're rare. Every once in a while, I'll
do it. But by the time you pay the fees
and the shipping is just not worth it.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
How much would they pay for it?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
They'll pay three or four bucks for a two dollar bill.
It's stupid.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
It's stupid.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
You literally can go to a bank and get brand
new ones.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
I'm gonna try that.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
You should You're really gonna go to a bank?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, I kind of, Well maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
They don't always. They won't always have a stack of them.
They'll just have some randos laying around. And here's another
fun tidbit that you can do with two dollars bush talk.
That's right. If you go to a home depot or
a super worker at any place that has a self
checkout lane, you can pay with two dollar bills there.
They don't advertise it, but those machines will take it, really,
and some vending machines will as well. Huh So just
try it, you'll like it.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Go get two dollar bills today, anyway. That's my rant.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Huh So you don't like cinnamon beer.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I think it tastes like ugly face. It's not my favorite.
I'll say that.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
You like the peb light, the pebble I would like.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I would drink that over the cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I would drink the peb as well. And you know what,
I just realized we didn't have to open both cans.
But that's okay.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Now we can just chug it. We should shock.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm college, I should drive home.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
You should?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Can I turn you upside down and do a sand Sure?
I did a keg sand once for a minute. Really, Wow,
I was young. I've never done that. I can't chug
a vomit everywhere.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I'm throwing up from. What have you ever shot on
a beer?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
No, that's almost the same as chuck. Just swallow a
whole beer at once, right.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, you keep it, poke a hole in the side
and you pop this and you'd drink it out of
the bottom.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
I'm just really good at shotgunning. I should have shot
on this one.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
You're silly college, that silly college.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Game if there's any unopened beer.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
But like animal House, you have to understand, I didn't
go to college at all, so I missed out on
the end all not a day. So I missed out
on the entire social aspect of college, and I do
regret that.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
See.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I went to Rutgers, which is like a party school
kind of well, also a very good college and yeah,
renowned well academically, but so I know all the I
was in a sorority too, So I know a lot
of the party games. So do you know like the
pong games? Like, do you know I don't play slap cup?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Oh, I'm so flip cup. I'm always terrible at Do
you want to do a quick flip cup?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Should we?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Okay, we need to come while you're setting this stuff up.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Might might well, wait, just fill this up with more
because we have to chug it, right.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I can't chug it, dude, I have to drive.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Wait.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Oh yeah, we can chug it.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so fill it up to the No.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
By the way, my fourteen year old, Wow, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
You play flip cup with that much?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
No, I don't. This is being crazy. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Sorry, my fourteen year old daughter visited.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Let's get another cup. We could split it and then
we'll do three cups. Scott will be the rowdy uh
adult in the background.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Your daughter?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
What she visited a fraternity house? What two weekends ago
in serious times because a friend of hers brother was
graduating and he took her into the fraternity house and
she was so disgusted.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, it's so gross.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
They were the grimiest place in human existence.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
There was poop on the wall, and I said, yeah,
that probably was that's when you got liked.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
In my swordy house. It was not like that. It
was nice.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Girls are a little bit cleaner, I think, yeah, But
it was hard.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
I mean there was thirty six girls in one house.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's insane firehouse, no, I know.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
And it was like the bathrooms there's only three toilets
and there's three floors, three toilets on each floor and
four showers.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
That's three six nine toilets and there's thirty six people
who live there. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
But it's almost like a public restroom where it's like
the way it's set up, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
These beers has giving me flem. I don't know which want.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
But and the worst thing was like I was expected
to cook in the kitchen and that was always messy.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
You were expected to cook no, not like four people.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Like like I was like I could use the kitchen
for myself, but I also have a nut allergy, so
I was like, never one.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
It was just like a mess.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Was there a dishwasher or was her name Diana?

Speaker 4 (16:57):
No, there was not a dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Would you recommend sorority life?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah? I like all of my best friends from college
are in or from my sorority.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I'm not sure that I could have handled it.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
No, So, I Rutgers is such a huge school. Yeah,
it was very hard to find friends, like other than
people on your floor freshman year, and like I didn't
really like people on my floor freshman year. So and
I was always like in clubs, Like I did theater
and cheerleading in high school. So I was like, what
am I doing in college? So I joined a sorority
and like we didn't get haste, Like it was so fun.
Like I'm going to Disney tomorrow wherever. I don't know

(17:29):
when this is airing, but I'm going to Busy World
with my best friend from my sorority, and like it's
like a different I know it's not so stupid.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
But like it literally is like a sisterhood.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
It's like a different I feel like I would have
had many, many more friends if I went to college.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Were college buddies yeah, bros? Yeah, I mean for the
most part, I'm trying to think now. Yeah, like most
of my best friends are from college.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Huh, what a loser I am?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
No, I mean you have friends from high school though,
I do.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, I have.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Actually, most of my friends are from high school.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Most of my friends are actually from grammar. I have
grammar school friends, not too many high school and then
all the rest of them are all from college.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
So what do we do with this beer? Now?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Have you so you've never played flip cup?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
It's just you and me playing.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
He needs to play, okay, so.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Just give him. We need to set it up.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
It's flip cup, you can chug.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I've seen a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I've seen that. I've seen the cup, the solo cup, game,
the pink, the pong competing.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I think we should What are we doing to because
you need to drink one flip then drink the next.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
We're gonna get beer all over the place.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
As you drink, drink flip, there's still like.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
You chug empty, then you put you down here and
then you until you flip it. No, there's gonna be
beer everywhere. What do you think you get every drop
out of the cup.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
No, you would never last in college.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
You're worried about specks of milk getting on the Superman
boxing here, get a flip cups of beer over.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
You literally just keep it very close to yourself and
go weep.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, I'm gonna get it on my pants and then
I'll get a d U. I going home. Yes, sure,
Lin the registration and what's that I smell? Step out
of the vehicle. I'm not doing this.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Here's what we'll do.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
What we'll go one by one and we'll time it. Okay,
so I'll go first time.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
That's chaotic.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yes, it sounds chaotic and it's limited.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
What's going on.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
It's a rowdy college party, Scott. We need rowdy college music.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You can't like, you can't take those those allergy pills
with alcohol.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
That's not true. I take Alergebicon every day and I've
drank my whole life.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
She also didn't take an allergy bill.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
No, for you, those are your floor pills? Do you
say right there?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
The Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, technically you're not supposed to drink ag.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I had a whole game plan for us today and
now this.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Is just after I gonna take all two minutes.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, but I don't know if you can. I don't
know if we can play because we did it on
the show today. But you guys don't know. You don't listen.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
I know I do listen, but when I'm in there filming.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
What's filming that you were? I couldn't can hear you?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Okay, what are we doing? What is this? Hey? Guys
are at the club?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
First you were me?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Uh do you want to go first?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Okay, alright, I'm gonna go. I only have two.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Cups, so we're gonna just do two cups.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Ready, smells like pissing here go? What know? You just
got beer everywhere?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
No? He didn't you look at the table?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
No, no, this looks like such fun. Damn it this beer,
it just came out. I see it. Look it's on
the table.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Damn man, oh man, I'm losing.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah, I can't get a cup theano. That guy is
looking at you and he wants to pick you up.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, exactly this hey, attack it to the bar?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, okay, alright thirty five seconds? Yikes?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
All right, all right now I think it's Diana's turn.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
But there is beer. But this is a college party.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
No, this is not a frat house.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
What is now?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Ready? Ready and go?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Just beer everywhere? Wow? Six seconds? I wonder if I
could beat that. This is gonna be a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I cannot wait to.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Scott do this.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
That's too much.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Wait, too much?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I mean like little drink this crowd.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh wait, which one are you doing?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
His tissues? Here's Napkins over here?

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Alright, ready, yeah, Scott's good.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's good, It's good, good, it's good. Oh perfect?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Five seconds? Now?

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Are you literally joking me?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
First time ever?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I need to go to college. I'm going to school.
Got im gonna I'm gonna be like Rodney Dangerfield. What
what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Animal House? No, I don't know what you want? Man,
back to School?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
You never saw that movie?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, you guys should get together this weekend and watch
Back to School. Great movie, great eighties movie, spectacular eighties movie.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Wow, he went back to school.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I can't believe we just played Flip cook. That was
so much fun and fine, I want you do you
know it's not that I want to play this now.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
But do you know what slap cup is Scott?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
It sounds like it's almost the same.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Is it aggressive? Can I fight Scott?

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Really aggressive? But it's too messy. You put in the
in the center of the table.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
You put like twenty solo cups with beer, and you
bounce a ball into the center and then the first
like across the table.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Let's see you're over there.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
You take your cup that I went and I would
take my cup that it went in, and you chug it,
and then you have to bounce your ball into your cup.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
That you just chug.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Sorry, and then you have to you're trying to beat
like the person. So if you're on the side of me,
like you're trying to get it in, your ball in
before I get mine in. And then if you get in,
you slap my cup and I take one out of
the center and drink it and then do the ball again.
And then you can also do stack cup. If you
don't want to slap it, you could stack them and
then they get like really high, like higher than this,
and then it's really hard to like bounce the ping
pong ball into it.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Did you ever play dice with it? There's like a
dice one that you throw it up in the air
and the dice have to go in the cup. I
don't know. I played that at a summerhouse a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I feel like I might get arrested today.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
You did not even drink a full beer. It doesn't matter.
I still smell it's gonna come out of my poor
the peb.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Are you the peb?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, the peb.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Let's see, are you taking a break?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, so that's not working.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
So we'll be back right after this and we're back. Wow,
that was not long enough. Hole.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I'm really loving you being on the show today. DN.
I feel like you got Scott out of his temperate zone.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well, see, here's what I really wanted to do today.
I wanted to do like the Millennials versus the gen
xer done, but because I wanted to have like questions. Yeah,
but that's why I wrote up these eighties advertising slogans,
because I don't think that you guys will have any
idea what they are. Even even though we played it
on the show yesterday morning and you heard all of them,
I still don't think that you'll know. You I would
guess that you would probably know two out of twenty

(23:42):
five done.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I guess I know zero.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
No, no, no, there's one that's like kind of still in use.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Okay, I don't only watch TV and then you like
ads on TV.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, these are like TV commercials. Okay, really, well, I
guess you know what. We're in the age now of
skipping commercials, so you don't have to watch them.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I don't even have cable.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, but aren't there commercials that come up on YouTube?
It's like, don't you have Hulu? I don't have Hulu
and we just we just played commercial moments ago. Oh
yeah right, but that was for crooked penises.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
No, you we don't know what's getting put into the
commercials I put in.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm pretty sure for crooked penis. Okay, well, people still
tell us, people tell us that that's what we play
still anyway, Okay, this one's really easy. Yeah, melts in
your mouth, not in your hands.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
That's my buzzer. Melts in your mouth not.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Ice?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I'm so that is the slogan for me in your mouth,
not in your hands, and like an M and m
m m yeah, okay, I don't.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
You can't because I'm allergy just everything.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
You know what. I'm not even going to continue because
none of you will get any of these like more
I'll buzz in it took you that long to get
melt in your mouth not in your hand, because I
was thinking, like, it sounds like eminem but what if
it comes out stupid. I'm actually going to skip most
of these because you don't won't know these. Here's one.
This one is iconic, an iconic.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
And there was like such a millennial when he says that.
And they're a sponsor, big sponsor of the morning show.
Where's the beef? A big sponsor where's the bearbes Arby's
does not sponsored this morning show.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yes it's Wendy's. But you only got that by process
of elimination. Give no idea.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I was about to say Chick fil A.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It was the little lady Clara. She would walk up
to the counter of like this little great restaurant and
she go, where's the beef? Because it was a little
it was a bun with a giant bun and a
tiny little burger on it.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
If you didn't get that, then well this one you'll
get because it's like the answer is almost in the question.
Time to make the donuts Dunkin Donuts? Yes, and it's
okay to say that because it was Dunkin Donuts. Then
now it's just a Dunkin.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I never agreed with that.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I don't either, And you know what, I don't think
they do either, because if you look, they're not very
quick to change the signage. Like almost every store still
says donuts. You know, I don't know, it's just the
new ones.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Something's peculiar, because you know.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
What, people will forever call it dunkin Donuts because that's
just what it is. All Right. You won't know this
this one you might know because you'll just guess fly
the Friendly Skies.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Of Continental United.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yes, but that was a guest. But it's very good.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Oh no, I knew it urged.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah really yeah, but these you gotta remember these are eighties,
they say, but United slogan is back to being fly
the Friendly Skies.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Really.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, all right, when did were you born? Do you
mind sharing?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Ninety two one, ninety one, ninety one, he's thirty one,
you're thirty one? Yes, oh on the application for Lingo,
I said you were thirty lingo. It's a show for
it's a game show. So's it was a word. Okay,
so you know word'll obviously okay that you know? Millennial
and sorry, Jen Wire, I.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Don't even know what I am. You look about nine
ninety six six, Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
My god, I was working here for a year already.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, I know you guys were on the air when
I was like born.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
A range more millennial anyway, So there was a game
show in the late nineties early two thousands called Lingo.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Are a Cusper You're on the cusp of Millennial and
gen Z.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Okay, So anyway, it's a word game show where like
little balls fall down, you have to make words and
it's kind of like word word'll actually stole.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
What about bogle?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I love that game so much fun.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, So anyway, Lingo is coming back, and Rup Paul
is going to be the host, and Andrew and I
are applying to be on the show together, so that
would be really really fun.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
My we hope is that it's a CBS property it
is for that and then just transition.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
It on all well one.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Can sometimes that happens. Network love you know true, it's true,
you're not gonna see Andrew should know this. If he doesn't,
then you're fired. I don't know anything else but to say,
you won't know this, but Andrew should. He likes it.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
See it's like I know what it's from. Like he
likes it, He'll be kicks. No, that's apparent a.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Buzzer that works. Why don't the laughing shut off?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
I honestly don't know is it even recording this because
it's not.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I'm gonna be angry. It is recording, okay, old, I
like the end of the come on dude, he likes it.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Mikey, he likes Mikey life cereal, thank you.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah. It sounds like and Rudolph and they're like, she
likes me.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
She really really likes Maybe they got movie they stole
it from there AND's older. You know what, Rudolf, you
should know this because this is just like a thing.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
He does the backlip and.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
He has the fake nose on and then because Clarice
likes him and his nose falls off because he's like,
she likes me.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I don't know that. See that you know that's from
the sixties and that you know.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Because it's like Christmas.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
This is all classic too. The San Francisco treat, that's classic.
Oh that one's uh, the one that's by the water
turtle Lelly Chocolate, Rice sher Deli. It's Rice Cerroni, yes, right, Saronni.
The San Francisco treat.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
That's from San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, that's where it was originated.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
If I had the noises, I would have said, who
said that? Because I honestly had no idea. I really
thought that was the chocolate.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
This one you should know because it came back for
a little bit, like a couple of years ago, and
it went away again. Avoid thenoid Thennoid. Do you remember
he's the annoying little one with like the bunny ear hat.
That's correct, but from what what brand? Oh? Somebody called
yes because we were talking.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
An insurance company. No, it's food.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
It's pizza. It's pizza. No, that's pizza. Pizza.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Come on, man, pizza.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Hut. I have to go Dominos very good, ding ding ding?
Should we keep going? You guys? This one you should know.
PLoP PLoP, fizz fizz.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Good nothing because they just restarted that one.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
That's there.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
It's back to be.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
They brought it back. Yeah, because it was so popular.
Any others.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, I mean there's plenty taste great, less filling, gatorid. No,
it was a bar full of like football guys, and
on one side they were like, taste great, last filling. Yes,
very wow.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I heard you say that, Oh cheating.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I heard them say that this morning.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh you know what, I hate you so much?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Whatever morning it was.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
How but you deserve a break today? Okay, you deserve no?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
No, that's like break No, that's give me a break,
Give me a break, break me off a piece of that.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Bonus points if you tell me who starred and give
me a break. In the eighties A.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Movie that was?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
That was a TV show in the eighties, None of
the I love the girl on her Samantha. I loved
her sam I loved her Christine. No, it was what
I was a little kid. I was a kid. I
liked all girls and TV shows. Yeah. No, nel Carter,
she was the housekeeper. Oh I should have gotten that one.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Nel Carter was right on the tip of my tongue.
How about I just happened this good to the last drop?
Milk has no no sponsor?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Did I give you the answer for the last one?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
What you deserve a break today? Was McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
You deserve a break today?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I don't know. I feel McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Hi, Diamond, how are you today? Hey, Hi, can't hear
you through the glass? Have a nice day. No, she
doesn't want to come in. She just wants to harass.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's the last drop that you already said that one?

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah? Coffee?

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Oh, oh, just it has a brand.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, it's a coffee brand.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Oh, Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
There's some Starbucks in the eighties, there wasn't. I mean,
it probably was, but it was in like California. No
one here knew what it was Maxwell House. Oh yeah,
well you know what, this is not fun anymore because
you guys are young. So how about double your pleasure,
double your fun, extra double gum, double mint yesh diamond diamond.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Are you gonna speak? Hey, guys, gu's what.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
What you have to coop? Okay, that was loud, by
the way, it does a body good. That was milk.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Okay, just milk, just milk.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
It was from the milk producer.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Got milk. It's just milk.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, it was the dairy board. Huh, got milk.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
You know who produces dairy cows only.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Girl girl cows. Right. Well, how about it's what's for dinner?
That's just also food beef beef, yes, and how about
the other white meat chicken?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
No, that's pork, Oh, pork, sorry pork, turkey pork.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Oh poor apple sauce. Bye diamond, bye diamond, Thanks for stopping.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
What cartoons were on the air When you were little.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
We talked about this, but I it was sorry, no, no, no,
it's fine because we didn't get that deep into it.
When I was a little Saturday. First of all, it's
not like that anymore. But Saturday mornings was cartoons. You
woke up at seven or eight o'clock in the morning,
you had a bowl of whatever sugar cereal that you
could possibly get, and you sat and you watched cartoons
all morning, mostly on NBC. They had the good ones.
They ate Smurfs and oh Smurfs.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, and I remember Smurfs right, have a Smurfy Day,
Andrew Smurfet.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
You would be Brainy Smurf would.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Be old Man Smurf, Papa Cutie, old Man Smurf Cutie Man,
old Man.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Do you know the girls Smurf's name Smurf? It was
only one Smurfet. Yes, my mom.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Loved the Smurfs. Was a Smurf for Halloween in high
school actually because.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
And you have no idea what it was.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
No, I I know it from my mom only.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And so the Hanna Barbara was huge. Back then. There
was the Jetsons, the Flintstones, Huckleberry Hound. Who's that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Really that is? I know the jets Meet the.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Jetson Jetson you did, Yeah, there's the other Jetson Jane
his wife.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Do do do do do?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Do Do Do is by l Roy daughter Judy, You
would be Judy? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Is that a compmentary to be honest? He says things
and I don't.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Know I have the time a comment or an insult
yep or ah.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
That means I love you? Okay from an episode that
was from an episode of The Jetsons. I don't know
why I remember that.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Well, my favorite cartoon is SpongeBob.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Okay, well that came years later. Do you know who?
Do you know who the Great Gazoo is?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yes? Flintstones. He's what tanked the Flintstones.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, he was the green guy that came whenever they
needed like he was like a genie.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Kind of but just like the cousin on a Brady Bunch.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yes, what was his name? I have the book there.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Actually cousin something or other.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I loved The Brady Bunch me too. The movies are
so good too.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
It's so cheesy, but it was great.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Well that was the point. It was like satire.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
You know, I need to find out his name now
because he's bothering me.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Jake, Josh oh, none of those Jeff.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Wow. So then did you watch cartoons when you're little
or not really.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
I liked SpongeBob, but that was nineteen ninety nine, so
I was like, what eight, So yeah, we had SpongeBob.
I remember it premiering after the Nick Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
Oh yeah, Oliver, how about Hey Arnold?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Oh? I loved Hay Arnold.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
What else did I like?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I was like a big Disney Channel person.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
You were a Disney kid?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, so much. I was not a Disney Channel fan
as much as I was a Nickelodeon fan. Really yeah, Nickelodeon. Yeah, well,
I mean I always liked it, but Disney Channel never
really played shows like I was never an even Stevens fan,
Elizie mcla wire fans.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I loved Lizzie McGuire, Hanna Montana, Like, oh the best.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
What you're talking about, Andrew, that's willis no the different strokes,
that's Arnold from the different strokes. It's not the there
we go. Look, I'm too old for this. You guys
can reminisce about your nineties shows.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
You get to do this every time someone I'll say,
go right ahead.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
I didn't really have a ninety show because I was
born in ninety six, so it was like to two
thousand shows.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Oh my god, did you do Nick Junior?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah, a little, I don't know what was on, Oh
Blues Clues.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Yeah I did Nick Junior because I had kids. So
you guys were watching it as kids, and I was
watching it as a dad.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Well, no, your kids are way younger than me.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
So how old were you fourteen years ago?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Why would she so she would be?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, so she was watching Nick Junior then, and so
was I.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
She was watching Mike Junior at twelve.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yes, no I was not.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh come on, you still see. That's what I love
about Cooper is Cooper Is. Cooper is eleven and she
still likes like little kid shows, and I'm totally cool.
I don't want her to grow up too fast. It's
nice that she still likes like little kids stuff. And
her friends make fun of her this is a baby show,
and Cooper's like, oh okay, I change your channel. But
then they leave and she puts it back on.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I've always said Little Bear is a very calming show.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Also, I love Arthur and Franklin.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
That show got canceled recently.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I was all about the fresh Beat band. We went
through this.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I don't remember the Fresh Beat band.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yes you do.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Well, okay, you don't because you didn't watch it as
a child. I watch the crickets again. I watched it
with a child.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Will be back?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh, you another one? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
We do two commercials for bull chat.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh I still smell fresh? All right, we'll be back
right after this. Now, I wanna do this, and we're back.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I almost really like those commercial noises.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's not we need the regular one because that that
is what triggers network spots.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Wait, so you didn't you don't you didn't go to college.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
I'm just stuck on this.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Also, you didn't like how did you get your job
right out of out of high school?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Shall I run through this one more time? I don't
mind it's too long in this it's it's not too long,
but I'm gonna I'm gonna wind up saying Cedar rappers
and he's gonna go here, there you go.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
What I'm going to do is I'm gonna just hang
out for a while. Let's Scott tell you the tale
really quick. So when I was ten, eleven, twelve years old,
I became.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
A radio geek. I listened to the radio. I heard
myself on the radio when I was eleven years old
because I won Michael Jackson tickets.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, wow, you saw him a concert.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I saw him a concert out the garden. It was
the Bad Tour March third, nineteen eighty eight. I remember
because that's what she said on the radio. Yeah, And
so when I heard my voice on the radio, I
was like, this is the coolest thing ever. And I
fell in love with radio that day. And from that
day on, I started calling all the DJs and being
pains in the ass, and I would learn everything about
the radio station. They knew who I was. I would
win contests every thirty days on the dot. I don't

(37:40):
know how I do.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
You were the prize pig.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I was a huge prize pig. I'm the people that
I hate today, but I don't hate them anymore because
I get it. Yeah, you know what I mean. And
so I was a huge radio geek. So by the
time I got to high school, which is what thirteen twelve,
thirteen thirteen fourteen, somewhere in there, my high school had
an FM radio station, which is very like, NaOH, that's
very nice. Yeah, there are very few of them in
the country. So I wound up tooling around there and

(38:04):
back then it was just like, Okay, there's a microphone,
there's a record player, go have fun. Like they really
didn't teach you anything. So I kind of learned everything
that I knew just by doing it. So then when
I was fifteen, there was a radio station on Long
Island and they were doing a grand opening of a
butcher you know, a meat store where they have female
cows that although I think the males are the ones

(38:26):
that do the meat and the girls are the ones
that do the milk. Right, yeah, so whatever. Anyway, so
my dad went to the DJ that was there at
the butcher shop and said, yeah, my kid, he loves radio,
you know. And so he's like, all right, here, give me,
here's my card, you know, maybe whatever, intern whatever. So
at fifteen years old, I went there. I took a
bus to the train to the bus and I had
an interview with them during the morning show and they

(38:47):
loved me and they hired me as an intern at fifteen,
which is which is illegal unheard of. I don't know
if it's illegal, but I couldn't. Well, I mean, it's different,
it's different. It was different then. Now interns have they
get paid and can't make him get coffee and everyone's
offended by everything, so whatever. But back when I was eighteen,
so I just went there in the mornings, and you know,
I helped him out with production and whatnot. And then

(39:09):
when I was sixteen years old, their morning show producer
quit and since I had been there for like a
year and a half already, I knew the morning show
and they said, you want to do it. It's part time,
but you can do it, and they hired me as
the morning show producer at sixteen. Wow. So I was
the morning show producer there when I was a junior
and senior in high school. So by the time I
was a senior, I dropped every class. I only took

(39:31):
the required classes because I didn't get to school till
eleven thirty being the morning show producer, so I only
took Social studies, English, and Jim Nice. That's it. It
was seventh, eighth, and ninth period. And I got out
of gym by giving my gym teacher McDonald's coupons for free.
Big Max. I gave him one a week and he said,
all right, just get dressed, I'll mark you here and
you can leave. So that was it. And he's still
he actually walks around my neighborhood with his dog now

(39:52):
and our dogs play the coolest thing. And so from
there they were like, eh, you know, it's not going
to be a full time position. I was like, I
don't know whatever. So the guy that I was working
for in the morning, he got two radio station licenses
in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. One was Waterloo, Iowa. One was
Iowa City. But it's the same thing. So he's like,

(40:12):
you want to go. You could be the overnight guy
and the morning show producer. I'm like, I'm in. So
at eighteen years old, I packed up the U haul,
I left the house, I drove out to Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
I got an apartment, and I you know, I became
a local.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
And the thing is why there's ten months eleven I
was there for eleven months because the radio stations never
went on the air. He became a local.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
He was there eleven months.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I made lots of friends there, who I'm still friends
with you this day anyway.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
So those are your college friends kind of exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yes. So the radio stations never went on the air,
and I was like, I'm working at a telemarketing center.
What am I doing. I work for Western Union. I'm
eighteen years old. I don't want to do this. I
gotta wear a tie every day.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
That's money to do. That is that? Two personals asked that, well,
how did you get out there?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Like, I mean, I drove out there and my parents
helped me with the apartment, you know, college, you know.
But I made money at this place that I was
working at, so I was able to pay the rent
was very cheap. Yeah, and that was it, and I
had the time of my life. It was good times.
But I didn't want to be working for Western Union.
I was a radio guy, like you know. When it
hit me when I went to the store and I
bought a CD, I'm like, no, buy CDs. I'm radio.

(41:16):
I'm work in radio. Buy CDs. So I was like,
I can't do this anymore. And they actually offered to
give me this big job in Bridgeton, Missouri, and I
was going to be like this executive and I'm like, nah,
I don't want to do that. I'm done. So I
came home. I sent out resumes to all the New
York City radio stations when I was in the summer
of eighteen turning nineteen, and I got an interview at

(41:36):
Z one hundred. They're the only people they called me back.
I did not have my phone number on my resume
because I didn't know anything about that. I didn't know
how to make a resume. But they found me, they
called me. I went for an interview. I helped the
promotions director opened the trunk of for Porsche because it
was jammed. She liked that, and she hired me. She
hired me full time, full time that day on June fifteenth,
nineteen ninety five. Wow, it was my first day and

(41:57):
here I am twenty seven years later.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
So that's my radio story, and that's why I never
went to college, because I was already doing what I loved.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
If you didn't do this, what do you think you'd
be doing?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
I would probably be retired from the sanitation department at
this point because I actually applied to be a garbage
man when I was eighteen also, and I did not
get the job. Wow, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know too high of standards. Yeah, so so
I did not get that job. Otherwise, you know, it's
kind of annoying to me because all my friends that

(42:28):
I went to high school with that were civil servants
like police officers and firefighters and went out. They're all
retiring now. So they're all retiring with their full pensions.
Young though that forty six they've all yeah, it's that's it.
That's what cops do.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Know.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
They're in there for twenty it's twenty something years, and
then they retire with full pension and benefits and whatever.
They all go move to North Carolina or South Carolina
and they get an h they get another job and
they're making like crazy money. That should I should be
retired right now. This is BS and here you're doing
a serial podcast, playing flip cup, trying to figure out

(43:01):
how I'm going to make my next you know.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
So whatever, here's a question what most pressing of all.
I feel sorry for that long winded story. Can you
drive me home today?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Are you out of your mind? I'm just asking, Wait,
where do you live? You're in the Jersey City? Also right, No,
you're Hoboken. No where do you live?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I live in Bergen County in the suburbs.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Kind of Oh, you did live in Hoboken and the
dude you.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Broke up and left? Well but no, well yes, but
also because we were returning to work, and I was like,
why am I wasting?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
So you live at home now and you're saving money?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
No, I live in an apartment in Bergen County.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Oh is that what you just said?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, I'm not going to say where.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
No, No, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
But it's very quick commute. It's only thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
So did you want me to talk to home too?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
No, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I have to do so much here, edit everything in
the show.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Still, got it? Got it? Andrew like, doesn't have to
edit this? So I can take him home?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
I guess yay.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh is that nice?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I love that for me.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Can I miss.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Hoboken o Buffy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Unaffordable right now?

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I miss Hoboken too.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I live there also, it's so expensive.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
It was a lot of too expensive.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Amy and I had like some wonderful, wonderful like just
married years there and dating years there and it was
a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
You should become a New Jersey resident again.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yes, I'm good, because then I gotta pay tolls. Come
to the tunnel this midtown move.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Mm hmmm, No, ma'am, I'm with you. I'm Matthew, I'm
with you especially when congestion pricing goes into effect. F that.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Wait, so is congestion pricing for people.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
That there are some big city there are some big
cities that have it already.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
So basically they can just choose when to turn it
on and off.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
No, I'm pretty sure. Well, I think during rush hours
is when it costs more. I think it's less and
off hours, or it depends. They haven't really laid it
out yet. Sometimes it doesn't kick in until five or
six am, and it's free the rest of the time.
Sometimes it's just more during peak hours. They just don't
want as so many cars in the city. But all
it's gonna do is to make people have to pay it,
and the prices of things go up because if you

(44:51):
have to drive, you have to drive. I can't take
the train to work. I can't rely.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
I was gonna say, I feel like I'm the only
person on the show that takes public transportation to work.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I would, but it's not reliable. How many times you've
been sitting on the train and there's a delay because
there's signal trouble or some idiot jumped on the tracks.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, well, from the farther away, I'm close like I
get on the Secaucus pretty much. Yeah, so there's only
one stop, so it's like pretty cleared up.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
That's a fun station you're on, like the big Secaucus station. Yeah.
I used to sometimes take the little one by Harmon
Cove that was in Secucus. Oh my god, that was
not you would like jump on that thing while I
was moving that train.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
We have two options because I take my train goes
one stop or two stops toe Caucus, and then I
could either get off at to Caucus and take it
to pen or I could get like go to Hobog
and take the path.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well we first when we first started, before you were
even born, Like that's where the radio station was, in
the swamps of Secaucus. Nice, that was. That was not
a terrible commute because it was out in this other.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Way and it was the other way, not during rush
hour exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
I lived there for a year or two. That wasn't
fun in the swamps. Did I ever tell you about
that apartment?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Were you Shrek?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yes, you're right, it's Shrek, thank you. There was an
apartment and not getting off me land Donkey from.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
The radio station. I'm telling you there were drug dealers
and prostitutes that lived upstairs for me. But here's the thing.
The thing is, I didn't even know this until I
signed the least, you know what The address was Radio Avenue.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Oh so I was destined.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, that was a sign. But you know, so this
apartment was it was okay, you know it was it
was relatively inexpensive, It wasn't bad, and it turned out
to be a crap hole because the people above me
were such terrible people. I only saw them every once
in a while, but I'm pretty sure the dude was
a pimp. There were always like random girls sitting on
the stoop. They're like, hey, honey, I'm like, hi, how

(46:35):
are you? You know, and I'm pretty sure that they
were selling drugs And.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Did you buy them?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
No? I did not.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Scott is Nancy Reagan Dare program. Okay, okay, he sees
drug anything drug related. And it's a meeting.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
That was another one.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
It was this is this is drugs, this is your
brain on drugs, any questions. It was the drug.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Campaign that was the partnership for a Drug Free America anyway,
So it was so they were above me. So I
was on the ground floor and they were above me,
and so you know, I was doing overnights at the time,
so I had to sleep, you know, and all day
was this. It was like they were running a marathon
in their apartment all day long, so much so that

(47:16):
I took a microphone and I took a microphone and
I taped it to the ceiling and I recorded it
so I could play it for the landlord and be like, dude,
these people do not stop all day and all night.
I can't take it anymore. And then one time I
had a girl over, okay, whoa who See she was
sitting she was sitting on the toilet, and the ceiling
collapsed and all this brown water came flooding through the ceiling.

(47:40):
Oh no, it was the most disgusting thing ever. And
they wouldn't fix it. So anytime I had to go
to the bathroom, I had to hold a pot over
my head because kidding me, this sounds like I swear, No,
I have pictures. It was terrible. And then there were
other spots that I would see brown I'm like, oh
my god, it's gonna happen, and then the ceiling would
just collapse.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
This seems like a hazard, like a I was able
to break the lease and got the hell out of there.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
What a nightmare, I.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Thought, my I thought, I find a picture. My first
apartment in Hoboken was pretty like bad. The ceiling literally
was like collapsing to but not that bad in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Those buildings are old, and that's the thing. The brown stones, Yes,
a lot of them are old, and a lot of
them are not redone, and they're just they don't make
like fixed fixes to them.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
But this is not good.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
See most of the buildings they patch, Yeah, they don't fix.
They just oh, there's a big giant crack with water
coming through. Let's shoot some flex seal in there and painted.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
And that was what happened to my apartment. I gotta
find the picture.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh my god. Amy and I were moving out of
our Hoboken apartment and we owned it, so we sold
it. It wasn't just like a rental.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
New poring rain would come out through the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, it's pretty close.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Mine was a little worse than that.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
But yeah, well it also wasn't in that it was
in the living room, like right over the TV.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
And did your landlord ever fix it where they like, yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
This was like cracking the whole thing was like they
fixed it, but it took so long. Oh that's those
those pictures are right before I went to borrow. Was scary,
so funny.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
For get all my worries and I'll get drunk with scary.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
What a journey.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
But yeah, the day before we were moving, we was
all packed up. The apartment was empty. We were just
sitting there on like boxes, like, wow, let's look back
on this. This was great. And all of a sudden
we look over and there are thousands of ants coming
out in the corner and we were like, shut up,
this cannot be happening right now. No, this cannot be
happening right now.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
I get seed out.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
So I just I got some raid and we just
I raided the hell out of the corner and we
just left and hoped for the best. I remember, we
just got out of there. Yeah, And that was that.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
In my second Hoboken apartment, so the ceiling one was
my first one. My second one, I lived with myself
and I didn't have neighbors at all, and then all
of a sudden, these people from Florida moved in. And
I'm assuming this is where I'm assuming the bugs came
from because of like the bugs Florida people have, like
those Palmeto bugs, although I think it was a cockroach spanyway.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
And salamander's yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
So I'm like, literally but ass naked, going to pick
some a shirt up off the ground and I feel
my whole it's dark.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
No, I go like off my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
And I you're like, and I was like, that was
a fucking I was sorry, that was this freaking cockroach.
And the person that was there was like, no, it
wasn't and I was like, yes, it was. And then
it turned light on and it was It was literally
like huge cockroach that was on me. I can literally
still feel it.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
It was so disgusting and you can't even kill those things,
Like you could step on it all day and they
don't die.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I round it and read I tried to and then
I like flush it.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
But you know what, And that's the reason. It's silly.
But that's why I hate summer because I hate, yeah, bugs,
I hate them, and they're all coming out now. I
don't know where the hell they were, but you get
one nice day and there's bugs everywhere. I hate bugs,
hate it. I just want to walk around like a
bee keeper's thing. I hate them so much.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
In Australia, they have cockroaches that run across the street
like their bugs are big. Yeah, and they have cockroaches.
It was the weirdest thing because you'd walk and you
just would hear like crunching. Oh it was bad.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I have to tell you when everybody says that they're
shocked that we don't have cockroaches here from cereal, no, no, no,
Like in this studio, there's so much food in here.
The fact that we don't have mice and bugs is remarkable.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Now that you said it. Tomorrow, we're gonna walk in
and there's gonna be a roach.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
You do if you poured a cereal out and the
cockers fell out, and.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
That'd be great because that would mean greg T's.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
But eating it absolutely not. I'll tell you what would happen.
I'd like this place up, but we only place is
going up in flames because I'm not staying here.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
But you and I only eat fresh, freshly bag open cereals.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
I'm telling you these are not freshly bad.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
They're not, but we don't eat those.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
We only give it.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I see a roach in this place, I will not
return until it's fumigated. Have you looked in the light
fixtures in the hallways. I know, but like I'm if
I see them in this room.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
They're very respectful of the organs. They don't come in here.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
In the women's bathroom, they're always there, Like I'm not
even kidding.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I never saw one in the men's bathroom sitting there.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
And they'll run and you can do it. I'll scream
like a girl, and and there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
You sit direct ass on the toilet.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I don't hover. That's what the sheet covers. Okay, oh
my god, god, I used like double triple of not
here here. I'll just do a wipe and a thing.
But like in a gas station or in a truck
stop or.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Something, you have to squat.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
No, I don't. You can't I squat. You can squat
and poop.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, if it's like a good enough poop, like ready.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
To come out my leg muscles, a squatty potty. Good,
it's for using the squatty potty.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
But you have to hold what do you got to
hold onto? Something?

Speaker 4 (52:12):
You hold on to something.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You can't just squat. First of all, you have to
understand I sit there for fifteen minutes, I can't squat
for fifteen minutes. I allot fifteen minutes. I get in
at five oh one and I'm out of there at
five sixteen, and I'm back in here by five twenty
to start the show.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Is it, guy?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
You have coffee?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
No? Oh no, it's not. It's just that's just my routine.
I'm very regular poop one day, oh no, oh, okay, no, no, no,
maybe sometimes three times, yeah, which is good. I guess
right regularly.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
I don't know going regular that's good for you.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
I guess I'll ask my butt doctor next time I go.
You should I will you still get that?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Colin Osky?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I know, I know, I.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Know, Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I think I just know I have to. I just
for now, I think I just want to do the
cool of the ard. I just want to poop the
box thing and just send it in for now. Well,
it's like everybody says, sad wants that's how easy it is.
And oh, it's the best sleep of your life, That's
what everybody says. They knock you out and they shove
a thing up your butt and they look around and
then but you know what, of all people, I would

(53:10):
wake up, there'd be a hose up my ass and
I'd be like and I would freak out because that's
just what would happen because it's me, you know, I guess.
Plus the day or two leading up to it, apparently
as a nightmare, Amy had to drink the stuff and
was in the bathroom every two seconds, and that's what
happened because you got to clean yourself out.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, I mean again, it's just something you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I understand, I get it, but I I you know me,
I'm he's a precious flower. I'm afraid of medical things.
I don't like procedures. And you know, I'm not alone.
There are many people that just there was someone I
was talking to that didn't have a physical until they
were forty something like.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I'm in six years over getting a physical. I need
to get one to one in years year.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Dude. The guy almost came in with all the lights flashing.
I remember last time, but they don't care anyway.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I'm still in my mom's insurance. I'm trying to go
to all the doctors before I get off. And oh
yeah this year six, it's twenty six, but I turned
twenty six in jany worry. But for some reason hers
is tell the end of the calendary. You're sorry, I
loucked out. Just get everything you can everything. Are you
able to get insurance through work or is it really expensive? Well,
don't you guys have insurance through here?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Mine's different. I'm through the union.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
There's insurance that I heard. I just don't know anything
about it. I guess I have to enroll whenever.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
That is the don't miss that period because then you're screwed.
I mean.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
If I missed it though, when I lost coverage, they
would have to give it to me, because like when
you have like a loss in coverage, it's called something,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Yeah, Like if I.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Was like married and I got divorced and I lost coverage,
I wouldn't have to wait to open.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
And roll, just like cobra. What is that you're asking them?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I literally never heard.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I don't know. I think that's when you get fired,
you have COBRA. I don't know anything about this stuff.
I know either, I'm terrible with these things. I don't know.
I should There's a lot more that I should know.
And then you have the FSA. You can get that
and whatever they sent me an FSA card I don't
even know. I don't understand. Yeah, the card, you know,
if you go to like CVS, it's like FSA approved.
It's like they take money out of your paycheck pre
tax and they put loaded on this hard for you

(55:00):
when you can use it for medical things.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
My favorite is after these episodes air, people always text
or like tweet us and are like.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Did you know this? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah, you'll know when the opening Roman period and someone's
gonna tweet it's.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Right, and we forgot about everything. See, what are you
gonna call this episode? I don't even remember what you're
gonna call a beer pong or something.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Scott plays flip cup. Okay, no, we all played it.
Scott goes back to college. Where Scott goes to college? Uh,
back to school, we can call it that. I think
Scott goes to college now he just seems to be hazed.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
What do you do? We can do something with a paddle.
Is that what you do?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
No, they don't do.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I didn't get hazed at all, and no one believes
you when I said that, like, not one thing. I
kind of wish like Loki did a little bit to
bond with like my class people more.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
But not to be a job. But what's like hazing
for sororities.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Okay, well.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Story, there was like a cocaine sorority like in Rutgers.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
That's not good.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
That like you had to do coke and stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
And then there was another sorority at Rutgers that like
you would sit on a washing machine, like in your
brown underwear and if whatever jiggled, they would circle it
and be like, lose this.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
I wait, that's kind of no, Scott, that's terrible.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
That's so mean.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, oh oh, like okay, I get it, like you're fat,
like you know, yeah I wasn't think I wasn't thinking that,
and then sorry other things. There's also no guys there, right,
it's arity you.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Can't have technically, you can't have men in Ausrity house
at all because then it's considered.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Like a brothel.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Like yeah, got it, Like there was never I mean,
of course we have people guys there, but yeah, also
like they would it would be more like you'd be
like someone's bitch, like you would have to wake them
up for class like up bottom food. Yeah, but nothing literally,
not even kidding, nothing happened to my sorority.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
You don't have to eat grocery.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
No, not for girls. Usually the only thing we to
do is like take a test on the history of
the sorority, which was fine, and like learn the Greek alphabet.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Do you remember it?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Alphabeta, gamma, delta, epsilon, theta fight. I'm messing it up,
Papa lambdam you news zi omicron, sigma, tau epsilon, pi
kai sy omega. That's so wrong, but the end is right.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
I also can name all the capitals in South America.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Did you have to learn that too? Or is that
for That was for school?

Speaker 2 (57:05):
And I can name all if it's the states, the
state's in alphabetic corps.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
It's a song.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Yeah, the kids. I just seen nifty United States.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I just watched the show I went to. I went
to the singing choir chorus thing at school, the band thing,
and they sang that song. I didn't even know that
was a thing.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, that's that.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
That's great. That's why I learned. Then C Y C
L O, P E D I A. What's that encyclopedia?
What's an encyclopedia?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I know that is everybody Scott On that note, thank
you for listening to another exciting episode.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Of Fun it's just going hour.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Though.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Had a fun time.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
You had a fun I.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Had a fun time.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Come back beer, Okay, I only get to come on
if I bring beer.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
You come back. That's your hazing. You only come that's it,
and we'll play flip cup again. I'll not do it
in thirty second to school me. Well, no, you schooled me.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
You want me you beat me too?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Huh wow, I didn't know I had that in me.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Yeah, who knows?

Speaker 3 (57:54):
You would have been like atound at college. I think
that we all have hidden talents that we don't know about.
My I'm the good beer the kechstands.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
But you you probably have things that you do really
well and you will never know ever because you'll never
try them. Yeah, because why would you you know? Maybe
I can, like, uh, play the flute like a fiend.
I don't know, but I've never tried it, so how
would I know?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Growing up?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Why don't you try? That's what I'm saying. There's so
many things in this world to do, and you don't
know that you can do them until you try. But
there's so many things that you will never try ever.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Well, maybe you should go out and start trying things.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
There's too many things to try, so many? Okay, right, good?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Maybe narrow it down, like find something that you want
to do, Like, did you ever surf?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I've I never had because I think that I can't.
But what if I'm like, I am fantastic.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
That's my head and talent because I got I won
a surfing class from my heart and I went and
I was so good. Fine, see, like I literally off
the second wave. I was like riding every wave like
I'd never fell off.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Well, aren't you a gymnast?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
I was a gymnast and a cheerleader, so yes, I
like balance.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yeah. I was always afraid to paddle board. I didn't
think I could do it, but I got up on
it away and did.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
It with water skiing.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
But I can do it before they got it, they can.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
You got pizza French fry.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Isn't that normal?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
So you just like normal skiing because you do have
a normal skiing.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Yeah, but you pizza when they take you up, so
this way the water doesn't hit your face, and then
you have.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
To figure out how to like slowly open.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Yes, and that's another thing I was able to do that.
I didn't think I could a skiing like we went
to Park City that trip that we got and I
was pretty much a natural. The guy like showed us
a couple of things, but then I was great. I
couldn't believe it.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
I would love to go skiing again. I've only ever
went once. And then Jackie fell down the hill and
then my parents were like, we'll never come back.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Yeah, well we'll probably never go skiing again. After Cooper
broke her leg that time. Oh no, she'll never do see,
that's the thing. Most things, she's like, I'll get back
up and do it again. But skiing, I don't think
we'll ever get her on skis again.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Snowboarding, I've never snowboarded before.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I want to do that one.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I feel like I wouldn't like that because you like,
you can't separate your feet. I feel like I would
want to see.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I'm afraid to stare board. But maybe I'm good at
I don't know you you cant one pretty good at
roller skating, so why not skateboarding?

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Can we are?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
We're setting the party.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Up all right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yeah, I love roller skating. Skating.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Sorry till the next time. This is a full hour.
You got what you wanted, Scott, It's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Not I didn't get what I wanted. I got what
the people wanted for them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
All right, Well until next time, folks.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, we'll see you know what. We do it so
much fun. Do you know what we do at the end? No,
come on, can you listen once?

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Alliston? I promise she's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Gonna listen to this episode because she's on it this one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Uh, until we see you on She's like, what is
this ball for? We'll see you on Monday with an
all new Serial Killers. Then again next Wednesday for another
ball chat.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Other Scott is gonna has a fun game planned next Wednesday. Yeah, well,
let's just say other Scott is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
He likes to call him Newman, but I like to
call him other Scott because his name is Scott Newman
and he runs our website for us. He's so much
for us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
He's so awesome. We love Scott and he does it
at no charge. He's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
He's a great listener.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Yeah, thanks, pal, you're the best.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
All right, until we see you on Monday, have a
great day and a weekend or whatever, and say clink everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
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Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
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Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Okay ready on the category one two three cute? Did
you have fun?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Is that stupid fun? Should we do something different?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
At the end?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
I think it's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Okay, you're lying cute. People say cute, they don't like it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
No, it's cutie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Oh she's so cute. See that's like, that's what people do.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
It's like cute and penny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
When people have a baby, a newborn baby, they're like, oh,
she's so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
No, baby is cute. It's freshly squeeze there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
It's funny because my wife and I always said, listen,
if our kids are ugly when they're born, we're gonna
say it. But they weren't so positive, thinking, oh okay, bye,
I forgot we were still talking

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