October 16, 2025 • 35 mins
WHO? Ya, we are so back baby. Scotty is off the rails in this truly unhinged episode of Bowl Chat.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, pal, Hi, can we not play that anymore? I
mean he's played three seconds? No, I didn't. It was
like to maybe, okay, great, is it a flag?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to boll Chat. Everybody that could fly two everything
it gets flagged? Now, how about that?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It'll be fine. I don't think whatever. Welcome to bull Chat.
It's been a minute. Andy, Hi, you have a floppy mic. Yeah,
this one falls, Yours hits your face and this one falls.
Mine is like I have to be a giraffe. Yours
is also a draffe. I guess. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't know. So let's talk about things. Andrew, it's
been a while. Yeah, how's life been? You know, it's
been good, just super busy, but all swell, what happened? Sorry?
I was just reading Nate's response here because his food
is still in our refrigerator and it smells so bad
and I just opened it and almost passed out, and
I told him get your salmon out of here. It
smells like my grandfather's butthole. And he's like, how do
you know what your grandfather's butthole smells like he's been
(00:54):
dead for a long time. But I'm just guessing if
a grandfather's buttthole smelled, it would smell like that.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think, Yeah, it's more just like an overall like
maybe Grandpa didn't realize he farted in the home.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
He pooped one time and did not realize it. Yeah,
when he was in the home, we went into the
bathroom and there was poop all over the wall and
like Grandpa, what, and like you had no idea what
was happening. Yeah, then he died soon after. Why very
stories like that? Why can't you tell a normal story?
I mean, that's life. Life happens, and so does death.
(01:26):
That happens, death happens.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Say it like, oh, yeah, you know he he maybe
had an accident in the bathroom and then you know, regrettably,
like a couple months later he passed away.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Instead you were just like, yeah, he pooped on the
wall and then he died. Look, I would like to
hope that after I die that you guys will tell
fun stories and just laugh. I'm gonna be old too, No,
because it's going to be soon for me. The hard
thing is a problem. My whole left extremity is tingling
right now. Still, Why is your left extremity tingling? I
don't know. First I thought it was from that run
(01:55):
that I did, yeah in the city. Well, no, because
I've been over exerting myself a lot lately and I
thought it was from that run. But it's it's persisting,
so I don't think it's just a muscle thing. But
on the flip side, my feeling is if it was
heart troubles, I would already be dead.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Right, I'm just gonna say something that may sound controversial,
what but I'm just gonna say it anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Over exertion is just a fat people excuse to not
work out. Listen.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I've used it many times. Listen, I'm over exerted right now.
I can't work out.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's just because I don't want to. So I'm just like,
I'm over exerted. No tie, I'm just saying maybe I
shouldn't run and push myself as far or as much anymore.
Because there's like it's bouncing back and forth from side
right now. It hurts hears. It's bouncing. It's a bouncing pain.
And I'll get every once in a while, I'll get
like a sharp pain really quick and then it goes away.
That's not good. I think that's just your body. But
(02:43):
I got prolapses and stuff. It's literally just your body.
My valve is dripping blood. Your valve it should it's
a valve in your heart. No, but it's leaking pumps blood.
It's leaking though it's going outside of the whole of
the pipe. Do you realize it. If there was any
blood actually leaking, yeah, you'd be dead. I don't know
if that's true. You'd be hemorrhaging. That's called hemorrhyshop. Because
I'm gonna pass out now and I got to drive home.
(03:04):
I'm want to pass out of the wheel. Everything stop.
I don't like these words you use.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm just giving you back the scientific terms as i'm
seeing it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, bill Ny, you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Your heart valve is leaking, which mean that it's pooling,
which means the memorrhy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's true. I have a leaky valve. It's a prolaps valve.
It's leaky. My doctor will tell you. I'll call him,
do it. I'm going to great. He's busy. Okay, well
I couldn't get an appointment today, so obviously he's busy.
Because he's like this idiot again.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He's calling me again to prolapse valve. I just told
him that so he would keep coming back. They're cashing
checks left and right with you. Why because I have
something wrong with my heart. It's a beating pain that's
jumping from side to side. Yeah, oh yeah, that's a
prolaps valve Scott.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh my god, let me right my wheel. Make sure
Cooper is okay, that's right, Make sure that everything is
settled and fine. Do you want to see it's testament? Yeah?
It says the things that are wrong. Oh, those are
my medications. I don't know where's the things that are
wrong with you? Visit test results? Is that it? Oh?
Got it? Let's gip lipids. Other lipids are out of control.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
The lipids are out of control. Yeah, prolapsed valve bad?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, it is bad. Why can I I can't. I
just ask my doctor friend to see what he says.
But I think if you're walking, I think if you're
what is that I'm telling you? My hand is tingling.
I can't find it. But anyway, I really don't think
it's that bad. I'm hoping I'm here next week. You're
hoping you're here next week. Do you have a will?
(04:40):
I have to do it. You don't have a will
I have a basic one. I need to do an
actual good one. Yeah, and you gotta get certified medication. Here,
test results, current health issues. Okay, you're ready. Here's everything,
go to health issues. So here's what's going on with
me right now. High blood pressure, but it's managed with
the medication, mitrol valve prolapse, non promatic mitral valve regurgitation,
(05:09):
high cholesterol ldl's everything, a ordic root dilation. Uh, and
a history of migraine headaches. That one's just thrown in there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The mitral valve prolapse is generally manageable as people have
no symptoms and requires no treatment.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What are you talking about. It's literally the first thing
that pops up when you google. He said, he's gotta
I have to watch it. Yeah, but there's no treatment
and there's no symptoms. I'm telling you, I'm literally telling you. Wait,
did I just violate hippa regulations? You gave your.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Information now, willingly, that's not a hippa Okay. Symptoms such
as chest pain and palpitations are often treated with beta blockers,
which are already taking.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, I don't have any betas. What are you taking
for your high blood pressure? Then ram april.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Is prill.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't think he beta blocker. No, here's just learn
learn more.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, rabbit prill is not a blader, it's an ace inhibitor.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, I have all kinds of things. You don't though.
What's a balloon pump? It says I need that. I
need an a or balloon pump. Yeah, and a cow heart. No,
it doesn't say any of it, all of it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It literally says there's no treatment and it's very manageable,
and you're gonna get a complete heart.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You're gonna be like, I need a work you need
to work up. Yeah, I need to go on the
run on the thing with the things on me. They
ripped the hair off because they forget to tell me
to shave the little diodes. I'm so I am so confused.
Why with everything that? Why every time I go there,
the lady pushes the cart in and I'm like, oh
my god, should I have shaved today? And she's like, well, yeah,
(06:52):
they didn't tell you were getting any KG. I'm like, no,
I had no idea, and she sticks your things going
to this doctor's office. No, he's good, he's us looking
for money from you. He's not.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
When I get a paper cut, he says, it's actually
a hemophiliac ebolism and it actually is uncurable. And then
what happens is I have to run on a treadmill
with these little things on me right to make sure
that it's that leaking. That's a stress test. I think, Oh, okay,
have you ever done that? No, they put the diodes
all over you, and you have to run on a treadmill.
Cool until I tell you to stop. Oh m hm, cool.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
So again, what you have seems to be extremely treatable
and manageable. All I'm telling you is my left there's
no treatment. My left hand is tingling. That's all I
can tell you.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Maybe you have like a nerve pain. Did you go
for a massage? I don't do that. You don't do massages. No,
unless it's someone like gives it to me for free,
then I'll take it. I'm afraid, dude, I'm afraid of
wood and farting. You know that I can't. I can't
do it. It's a fear of mine. I'm sorry what
I can't enjoy massages because I'm afraid I'm gonna get
wood or fart, and I can't do either one. So
(07:57):
I know that there's texts deal with that from time time,
and it's very common for them, but it's embarrassing and
I don't want to do it. I got one on
the last cruise we went on. I got one because
they gave it to me. I enjoyed it, but I
was nervous. And it's to relax, it's not to get stressed.
And I get more stressed than I get relief from
a massage because I'm like, oh, she's telling me to
(08:19):
turn over and I'm not wearing any underwear. If I
get wood, there's trouble. There's gonna be trouble. Why it's
just where your bathing suit. That's no fun. Then they
don't touch your butt like I'm I feel like I'm
just holding on for deer.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Like this episode, I am so just like it's like
we are going from topic to topic of just absurdity
with you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I am so lost. I'm pretty sure that I'm just
a loose cannon. It's beyond loose cannon. The cannon backfired
and now I have like all over my body. All right,
what's going on in your world? Andrew literally nothing as
interesting as this. I'm not interesting. I'm just maniacal. Maniaco
(09:00):
Is that a word?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maniacal? Yeah, maniacle? Yeah, like I'm a maniac, So a maniacal?
I bet that's a word. It's maniacle. No, that's like
he he twist the mustache. That's maniacal.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
There is no such word as maniacal. I bet that
probably that sounds like a town in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh where are you going for vacation this year? Oh?
We're going to Maniacle. They got the best sweet tea.
Hey Siri, Hey Siri, she's not gonna know. What does
maniacle mean? Diamond?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Maniac means forming nouns corresponding to words ending in mania.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Do you want to hear the remaining one? No?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
If someone's being a maniac, what am I then a lunatic? No? Like?
What's another form of the word, like a maniacal?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah? If I'm amazing, if I'm acting like a maniac
on mania? Are you gonna confuse with maniacal? I don't
think No, that's like that's twisty mustache. He devil a guy?
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
No, babes?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
If all right, can you ask him. Also why he
doesn't get massages. Why don't you get a massage? Because
I'm afraid to get wood and fart? What have fun?
The same reason I won't fall asleep on the airplane.
Not the wood part, but that's the farting part. I
won't fall asleep on an airplane because I think I
will fart.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
And I'm to be honest, I actually do have that problem. Yeah,
and now I take gas X on the plane.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, what it's bad embarrassing. My stomach kills me on planes.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's like I don't know what happened, but like it
gets really bad, and like I get really it's the
pressure really bad.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Now I see gas X. So gas X.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
If you're listening somehow, some way, if some PR rep
is listening to this, please send over a case of
it makes.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That is that Galaxosmith Klein who I don't know who
makes gas sex?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Okay, well, whoever it is, Pfiser, Maybe if some PR
person's listening, send it here, because I do use it
every time I fly.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Now, do you like the chewlbows? Are the little green things?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
No, I minor purple purple? Yeah, they're little pills. Yeah,
I think I use the oh maybe what the little
green the little green ones, the oval little tiny little
green ones. I think that's gas X. Yeah, it is great.
Any who, wow maniacle Yeah, so went on a great
road trip. What again the topics swarm?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean like, if this were a car and we
were driving, we would have hit so much by now.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, you said nothing was going on with you, so
I just figured i'd say it's just it's just still
all over it. Drove to Chicago for the marathon. Fine,
that was fun. Did you get deep dish?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I can't eat cheese because when I eat cheese it.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Causes me to have a prolapsed leaky valve, and you know,
that makes me fart, and then of course when I
start farting, then I gets would So I can't eat cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I was insanely disappointed with the deep dish, Andrew, that
is a sin. I love deep Dish. I probably went
to the wrong plate because when we went for Elvis's
induction into the Radio Hall of Fame, Brody and I
got stuck the airplane the whatever, and we went to
I don't remember where we went, but that was real. No,
we went to No, we went to pianos. It was
(12:24):
not good. Maybe I got the wrong thing, but how
could I Deep dish is deep dish. No, I don't
get the meat, but I don't get.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The meats well because to be honest, and I'm sorry
for our listeners in the Midwest who like the deep
dish that way.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It just is too rich. It's like too much, there's
too much salt when you had the meat in well, right,
I got mine. I got I got mine with mushrooms
and fresh garlic. I think the fresh garlic might have
thrown it off because it made it a little bit bitter,
but it was The crust was not good. It was
like a bad pie c It wasn't good. Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
My favorite is when you still have like leftover from
the pizza and it almost is like a handle to
get the rest of like the cheese.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I can understand that. But this one broke apart like
I didn't. I was not a fan. I wasn't and
I got the individual one, but I ate the whole thing.
And then I also ate a piece of Megans because
I wanted to try hers. And I ate a piece
of Cooper's thin crust one which was not very thin. Wow,
sounds like you really hated it. Dominos is much thinner.
I was hungry. I didn't I didn't run the marathon. No,
(13:24):
I watched. Well. I ran two parts of the marathon
to try to catch megan running. So you ran for
like I ran from like the river walk thing to
another overpass. I'm like, damn it, we missed her. And
then we ran to the next overpass and had to
wait there for an hour and a half because it
went really far up and then back down again. That
duncan was crazy busy. I've never seen a duncan like
(13:46):
that before. It was insane. Well, while we were waiting,
I needed coffee. But of course I'm like, wait a minute,
maybe I shouldn't get this. There's nowhere to pee anywhere.
What am I gonna do? So I did get the coffee,
but the duncan was out of control. Could not live
with you.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm just telling you, I would go insane if this
is just your inner thoughts that you just say out loud, like,
I would go crazy. I'd be maniaco, mediacol.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I couldn't deal with it. Yeah, so I went to Japan. Oh,
it was really fun. Already got to go, say mahas
I had sushi. One of the sushi things that we
had was a spermsack. I'm sorry, Yeah, it was a
fish sperm sack.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Let me tell you something. It looks like a brain.
And then I looked it up afterwards. No, it was
like some fish's sack.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That's not something I would ever even try. I didn't
know until I ate it. That's the thing I would.
That's why I would only have like spicy tunarole. I
want to know what it is, and that's it. I
want something, you know, exotic spicy tunole. No, I don't
want anything exotic. That's the thing, because something exotic always
turns out to be something disgusting sounding anyway, like it
might be really delicious, Like I'm not going to go
(14:55):
have those rocky Mountain oysters, the balls of the bowl
or whatever. I'm not eating any of that stuff. So
the last time I did I did it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Like an omakase thing like this means So an omakase
is like the chef serves you.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Like, oh, he just bring brings stuff out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
The last time I did a meat one, it was
with Bear. I ate Bear, and I felt so bad
afterwards because they googled what the bear looked like and
it made me sad.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
In Japan, yeah, they eat bear bear. Yeah, they have
it there or they import it. Can I'm I'm I
just need you to talk to Quinn really quick. Who's
Quinn the doctor? Quinn is my doctor?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, doctor called this guy before. Yes, he smokes weed
and stuff. No he doesn't a different one. That's a
different that's different. He won't be able to hear me.
Remember the time we had a stupid man box.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay, he's going to give me an extension to call,
and you're able to put the phone in. Remember, remember
the stupid man box? Can you call? No, it doesn't work,
it doesn't connect to this. No, it's a mess. It
doesn't it doesn't. They took they took it out. It's
not even here anymore. See it's not here. They took
it away. Oh my god, Yeah, we're that's it's just
so weird they could do that.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay, he's gonna give me his extension and that's all right,
and then I want to hear what he thinks of
your health issues.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We take a break then sure, all right, we'll be
back right after this. Dan d D D DA and
we're back. So we're waiting for the doctor. And by
the way, so on this road trip, I went back
and listened to an old episode because I was talking
to my girlfriend about some of the crazy episodes we've
had with Greg T. Yeah, so we listened to one
of the insane moment where we fed him the checks,
(16:27):
the onion checks. He went bananas and you think I'm unhinged, dude.
That's an unhinged dude. That's maniacle you should go back
to some of our older podcasts and just search Greg
T and some really fun stuff will come up. Yeah,
those were always very spicy chip. That's right. That was
a bull chat. Yeah, spicy chip was very spicy.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
So we only stopped at one waffle house on this trip.
I'm so sorry. No, it's fine, I know you love
but the second I walked in, I play Jonas Brothers
on the jukebox and they all looked around. What's going
on here? Who did that? Oh my god? Who's that joker? Yeah?
Who can it be? It's weird though, because this waffle
house it costs two tokens and not one to play
(17:08):
the song because they're probably sick of it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, maybe if we charge fifteen tokens. Some idiot will
pay fifteen bucks to hear it because he thinks he's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
No, if you go there. So there's actually an app
that controls jukeboxes all over the country. What the hell
is it called. It's some sound something or other.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Why does it anyway? So if they have these jukeboxes
and these restaurants, you can control it from your phone. Wow.
So it's like a touch tunes. That's it. That's exactly
what it is. So cool tunes. Yeah, I didn't know.
Waffle has said touch tunes. Yeah they do. There it
is touch tunes. Let me send me credits I have left.
I only have one credit left. These are all the
places around here that have touch tunes. Look at that. Yeah,
(17:50):
it's like really popular in bars. I didn't know that. Yeah,
I thought it was only in like little greasy restaurants.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Nope, bars, It's really fine. I love going to touch
tunes and then taking it all over and playing all
the fun.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
The cool thing about it is. The cool thing about
it is nobody knows who did it. That's the most
fun part. So everyone's looking around like who played this.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Again, it's probably very obvious because nobody is going to
a waffle house and going on touch tunes except you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Why, because you're the only one sitting there going like.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And then it plays. Do you want it to play
while you walk in like you're entrance song? No, like
to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No, we sit down, we sit down in order, and
then I play it. Yeah, so I'm just okay, can
I just picture it? Yeah? It's you. Uh huh. Oh, hey, hey,
welcome to waf house at wherever you're like, ok so
we're gonna take this one oh two and two and two?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, the flip side oh dash not crashed? They say,
all right, hom hm Cooper, are you having good time making?
Oh great, Well let's what are you gonna get? I'm
gonna get them slathered and served slattered?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right? Huh? Is it is it playing? No? I
can't play. You know, I get in trouble when you
playing play it?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's worth it, really, Oh, don't get stressed.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And then you got your waitress coming over? What do
you want? Yeah? While this is.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Playing, I would actually I think it's like the ninth
layer of hell for me. But then I worked at
a waffle house and some idiot kept walking in and
playing the waffle House song, like I think I would rather.
I think I'd rather probably have like all my fingers
cut off.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
But then and then I'll be like, my god, how
many times have you heard this song today? And they'll
be like, oh god, it plays all the time. Yeah,
especially when idiots like you walking, especially when it first
came out, they couldn't get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, I feel like that would be a lawsuit for me,
Like I'd find a way to sue them.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
To sue who Jonah's brother for ruining my life. No,
it's such a great song, yeah, I mean I we'll say,
every time I hear it, I do think of you.
Oh how often you don't hear it that much anymore?
Unless you walk into a wolf house and some idiot's
playing it. It's you. It's always you.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I will always assume that if I walk in to
a waffle house and for some reason it's playing, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Like look under every table and be like you here,
I would tell you. I will say. The cool thing
is is anytime one of our listeners or friends go
to waffle house, they always automatically text me, take a picture,
think of me. So, I think that's kind of cool
that I sent you a picture of the Denny's in Japan.
You did, and it's the same Dennis you send me
a picture of last time. You know it's not the
other one is in the mall? Really? Yeah, did you
(20:36):
go you just send me a picture? Yeah, I just
sent you a picture. I wonder if they have like
weird stuff there. They probably do a lot of curries. Curries.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, how those India so curry It's actually like there's
a lot of different types of curries.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh oh, that's right. They have like a curry house.
He's not gonna. He doesn't want to talk. He's gonna
he needs to send me the extension. It's happening. Should
I open up my my chart again? Please make sure
my chart is open? Okay, I feel like I'm a receptionist.
Make sure you my chot's open. When you speak to
the doctor, yeah, I mean you you think it's a joke,
he'll what kind of doctor is this guy? So he
(21:10):
does the practice? No, he specialized in the one palliative care.
What is that? That's one one like you're dying? Yeah,
yeah that's me. No, no, baby, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Don't you don't want palliative care. That means like you're
like the chemo's not working type of drugs. Oh sorry,
So anyway, that's his specialty. But anytime I ever have
an issue, I'm like, hey, my brain hurts, He's like, yeah,
you're dying.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Maybe, oh God, maybe he's going to make this worse
for you. That's the thing, you know. I can't I
can now. I can't find all that stuff that I
just said. Where where would it be in here?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
It's a claudonym on one. If you really have an emergency,
maybe it's just do that right. I'm so sorry. When
did that escalate to calling nam on one? I think
it did. Huh oh here, here we go. Okay, so
Medica health is that's a great health summary up and
we'll get to it. He's just finding a phone now.
The bottom of my left foot is tingling. Maybe it's
(22:07):
because you're shaking your foot. Anytime I eat bad things,
I'm telling you, my foot instantly hurts. I have gout.
I think I don't think you have gout? What is that?
You don't have gout? All right? Say that? Maybe you
could ask Quinn if you have got Once you hit fifty. Dude,
things happen like thinks it's like automatic. Funny is this
(22:28):
has been happening since you were forty earlier, earlier, since
I've known you, Like, when's the first when's the first
er picture I sent you with IVS ten years ago? Yeah,
it was like post Cinnabon incident. Well, you guys like
to make fun of me, Well, the Cinnabon incident was
its own incident that started everything, that started all. Trust me,
(22:49):
you were off before then, but that really that that
did some major damage to my body. You've been a
hypochondriac for years. I don't think I'm hypo. You're a hypochondriac. No,
I'm just kndriact. I'm not hypo. That's really a lot.
So you don't think you're really a lot?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You shaking your foot and saying why is it shaking?
Why is it? Why is it feeling numb? My problem
is I have a I have a thirty mile bike
ride to do this weekend, and I have a feeling
I'm just going to pass out. You have a why
Because once my heart goes too fast, I think something's
gonna happen my heart. That's why I got the watch.
It tells me my heart rate. If it goes over
like one thirty, I better stop. No, why you need
(23:27):
You should be exerting yourself when you're working out, but
not over exerting. See this goes back to what I
said in the beginning of the show. I don't want
to over exert myself. So you want to what be
on like one of those two person bicycles and have
the other person like bike for you. I have one
of those. I was debating using that. I think we should.
What what's the matter? Just everything with it. It's a
(23:48):
it's an old Doublemint bike from from back in the
day Bubble doubleman, You don't remember the Doublemint Twins. Why
would I know what a Doublemint twin is? You don't
know what the Doublement twins are. I have never heard
that in my life. Oh my lord. I don't think
it's a O my lord, I think it's a what
are you saying? Eighties early nineties even? Okay, the Doublemint Twins. Dude,
(24:11):
you just keep saying it like I know, But I
keep telling you I don't know. If I show you,
do you think that you would know? Probably? Not really.
What am I watching? Do you even know what doublemint is? Gum? Yeah? Yes,
doublemint gum and Big Red? Oh yeah, I like the
Big Red, So kiss a little longer. No, I have
tied a little longer longer with Big Red, that big
(24:34):
Red freshness last, none of that, none of that. Your
fresh breast goes.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
On and on.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, you're true, it's say goodbye a little longer.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The fact that they were gum commercials is wild to me,
like who needs to?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Like, who's watching a commercial? And it's like, oh, yeah,
I need that gum? But I guess you know what?
Five gum was a loose commercials were great. Hey look
here's these girls. Okay, I can't hear it. It's a
double pressure gum. Yeah, a double taking you ready life doubles.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
The one bore you.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Double pressure UMU stitute. A double pressure is pleasure, you know,
A double pressure? Those girls like, yeah, those guys f M, No,
whoa that was cool? Where's the bike one? Because that's
(25:31):
nineteen eighty eight. I wasn't born. Oh this one from
eighty three? Do you remember that? You don't remember? A
double girls? Yeah? Man, there's the Big Red play it.
You want to hear the see the big red Yeah,
what is this thing from theoria? Okay, this is so loud. No,
little cinnamon gum freshmans breath longer than big red kids,
(25:56):
stay close longer, hold time longer longer. That was really loud.
I'm sorry. Look I lowered it. I'll normalize it. No,
it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Hey Quinn, Okay, So I have Scott here and he
is going to read you some things from his my chart.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
He's thinks he might have gout. Can you explain? No,
I don't think I've got I just think I'm dying,
all right. So here's.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well, here's what I have. I've got high blood I
have high blood pressure, I have mitral I have a
mitral valve prolapse. I have a non rheumatic mitral valve regurgitation.
I have high cholesterol with high l d L. I
have an aortic root dilation and history of my grain headaches.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, okay, So I would say prolapse is one of
the most common diseases of the mitro valve.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
That's when the blood leaks into my heart and I die. Right,
So it's one.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Of the valves in the heart. Basically, it's just it's
just kind of that the leaflets themselves, the valve has leaflets,
the leafs themselves just have a little like.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Billowing because they're not strong enough.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Not necessarily. It could be due to high blood pressure.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
It could be a complication of a few different things
of all of it.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, but I would say realistically, as long as there's
not heart failure associated with it, then it's not something
that would cause problems acutely.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Well, I tell you, because the last maybe two weeks
or so, I've had some on and off mild to
moderate chest pains. Every once in a while, I'll feel
a sharp pinch and like right now, my left hand
is tingling. And Andrew's just making fun of.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Me because this has been going on for literally he says,
he's been having tingles for quite some time.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, but the chest pains have been like the last
two weeks. Yeah, but I'm not dead, So I figured
it's not a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
No, no, no, no, any any other symptoms other than these.
In how long does the chest pain last?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It bounces around, and it's probably for about two I
did a big run a couple of weeks ago, and
so I think it might be muscle related, but it
hasn't gone away yet, which concerns me.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Okay, how about this, Andrew. Can you put one hand
on the front of his chest and one hand on
his back and then.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Squeeze Okay, hold on one sec Okay, Okay, don't squeeze
too hard.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Okay, you want to squeeze like a good amount.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Okay, ow. Well, no, but he's really strong. O wa
wait he has to breathe in.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
No, no, no, no, literally, like you put one hand
on the sternam and one on the back and then
you just press together.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
No, you're gonna break my ribs. You're gonna break my ribs.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Hurt.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It only hurts because he's pushing, because he's he's so strong.
I'm not even pushing. No, it doesn't, It really doesn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
No, Okay, what about if on both sides of the chest?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, right here, and like there's a on both sides,
I have like a pinchy pain right here.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Now, Okay, is the pain reproducible if you push where
the pain is? Does it get worse?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Not really? Really, I don't know. I have a cardiologist
appointment on Tuesday, so hopefully I'll make it till then
I would think you would, okay.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Because if it's just like intermittent pain that doesn't last
too long, I wouldn't I wouldn't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
And I have a I have a thirty mile bike
ride this weekend. Am I gonna die?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I mean, if you already went for a run, I
don't think the thirty mile bike ride is going to
kill you.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Okay, A right? Cool? But just remember Quinn said, I
will not die. I don't think you're gonna die. And
on top of that, what can you explain what gout is?
Because he just randomly said he thinks he has gout too.
That's when your foot hurts.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
It's not that's not exactly what the go is. Just
tissued deposition of rate crystal, so it can kind of
happen in any of the big joints.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
This whole thing is making me sick. I just I'm
very lightheaded.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
It's very common in big toes. It's very common.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And like, yeah, it's that. So you have gout in
your big toe, and now my chest hurts because you
pushed on it. I'm sweating. I need to I can't
see I have a problem speaking about medical things.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
So I.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Have visa vague, I have I have visa vagel of reaction.
What okay, visa that visa visa bagel. Yeah, yeah, that
can happen. I have that.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
It was like any type of anxiety.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, I pass out. I pass out when doctors tell
me things. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
So what I would say is, you know, if it's
if it's scout count is painful at times, but it's
not deadly. And then as far as the prolapse, you know,
you have a cardiologist appointment coming up. If you're not
having significant chest pain with exercise, if you're not having
(31:30):
shortness of breathic wrasp and commitations that happen all the
time that are not related to people telling you things
that are distressing, that I would say that there's a
good chance that this is just a finding that they
had due to the high blood pressure. But it's something
(31:51):
that you know, the cardiologists might order some tests.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
All right, well, and when I go home, I'll run
around the block a couple of times and see what happens. Okay, yeah,
you could do that, Okay, okay, anyway quick, Yes, thank
you so much, Oh, doctor Quinn, medicine woman.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes, doctor Quinn Medicine Woman. I'm sure he hasn't heard
that one before.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I forgot. I just forgot all about that. Yeah, what's
that show? Bye? Thank you? He's like, I'll never get
those five minutes back. Ever, I don't even I see.
I only remember the name of that show. I don't
(32:28):
even know what it was, Doctor Queen Medicine. Well, really, yes,
where's the theme? I don't want to hear? R I
never I don't this Little House on the Prairie. I
don't remember the words. So that's little House on the
(33:10):
Prairie with doctors. Maybe do you even know what Doctor
Queen Medicine Woman was about? Apparently not?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Okay, Yeah, I thought it was different too, you know what.
I thought she was a nun. But that's a different show.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Are you sure that these things get normalized? Yes? I
put it through loudness control. People yell at me all
the time, how loud they're out running. They're out running
listening it with the air pods they go. But if
the AirPods pop out so loud? Yeah, maybe you should
like work on this board. The board has nothing. I
don't want to touch the board. So the function that's actually
(33:42):
feeding there's no there's no levels. Okay, there's not Look,
I don't touch any of the stuff, so it doesn't.
It just goes through it. I don't control the volume,
all right. Normalization doesn't work. Okay, if it did, you
could just do it to me and I'd be fine.
But it doesn't. Normalization does not work. All right? You
know what I gotta go. Ye, my dog might be dead.
I need to go Viso Vagel again. And the hamster
(34:04):
could be dead too.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I didn't even want to hear about a stupid hamster.
A nugget. Okay, Well, it's been so wonderful catching up
with everything.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
No one pays attention to nugget. We love you so much,
poor nugget. Thank you for listening. We'll be back with
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(34:34):
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Could you do me a big favor? Can you put
this on today? Sure? Please? Okay, so Andrew's gonna post
it today, which means I'm gonna shameless plug here because
I'm gonna live and I'm going to do the thirty
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can just go to my instagram Z Scott eb that's
(34:56):
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me five bucks. That be spectacular, Not me but the
MS people, of course.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Well, thank you so much for listening. We appreciate you
and we'll see you on Monday.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Within all New Serial Killers. Until then, say clink Andrew
by I was so glamorous. We did new sounds that
was maniac
Hey, pal, Hi, can we not play that anymore? I
mean he's played three seconds? No, I didn't. It was
like to maybe, okay, great, is it a flag?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to boll Chat. Everybody that could fly two everything
it gets flagged? Now, how about that?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It'll be fine. I don't think whatever. Welcome to bull Chat.
It's been a minute. Andy, Hi, you have a floppy mic. Yeah,
this one falls, Yours hits your face and this one falls.
Mine is like I have to be a giraffe. Yours
is also a draffe. I guess. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't know. So let's talk about things. Andrew, it's
been a while. Yeah, how's life been? You know, it's
been good, just super busy, but all swell, what happened? Sorry?
I was just reading Nate's response here because his food
is still in our refrigerator and it smells so bad
and I just opened it and almost passed out, and
I told him get your salmon out of here. It
smells like my grandfather's butthole. And he's like, how do
you know what your grandfather's butthole smells like he's been
(00:54):
dead for a long time. But I'm just guessing if
a grandfather's buttthole smelled, it would smell like that.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think, Yeah, it's more just like an overall like
maybe Grandpa didn't realize he farted in the home.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
He pooped one time and did not realize it. Yeah,
when he was in the home, we went into the
bathroom and there was poop all over the wall and
like Grandpa, what, and like you had no idea what
was happening. Yeah, then he died soon after. Why very
stories like that? Why can't you tell a normal story?
I mean, that's life. Life happens, and so does death.
(01:26):
That happens, death happens.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Say it like, oh, yeah, you know he he maybe
had an accident in the bathroom and then you know, regrettably,
like a couple months later he passed away.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Instead you were just like, yeah, he pooped on the
wall and then he died. Look, I would like to
hope that after I die that you guys will tell
fun stories and just laugh. I'm gonna be old too, No,
because it's going to be soon for me. The hard
thing is a problem. My whole left extremity is tingling
right now. Still, Why is your left extremity tingling? I
don't know. First I thought it was from that run
(01:55):
that I did, yeah in the city. Well, no, because
I've been over exerting myself a lot lately and I
thought it was from that run. But it's it's persisting,
so I don't think it's just a muscle thing. But
on the flip side, my feeling is if it was
heart troubles, I would already be dead.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Right, I'm just gonna say something that may sound controversial,
what but I'm just gonna say it anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Over exertion is just a fat people excuse to not
work out. Listen.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I've used it many times. Listen, I'm over exerted right now.
I can't work out.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's just because I don't want to. So I'm just like,
I'm over exerted. No tie, I'm just saying maybe I
shouldn't run and push myself as far or as much anymore.
Because there's like it's bouncing back and forth from side
right now. It hurts hears. It's bouncing. It's a bouncing pain.
And I'll get every once in a while, I'll get
like a sharp pain really quick and then it goes away.
That's not good. I think that's just your body. But
(02:43):
I got prolapses and stuff. It's literally just your body.
My valve is dripping blood. Your valve it should it's
a valve in your heart. No, but it's leaking pumps blood.
It's leaking though it's going outside of the whole of
the pipe. Do you realize it. If there was any
blood actually leaking, yeah, you'd be dead. I don't know
if that's true. You'd be hemorrhaging. That's called hemorrhyshop. Because
I'm gonna pass out now and I got to drive home.
(03:04):
I'm want to pass out of the wheel. Everything stop.
I don't like these words you use.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm just giving you back the scientific terms as i'm
seeing it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, bill Ny, you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Your heart valve is leaking, which mean that it's pooling,
which means the memorrhy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's true. I have a leaky valve. It's a prolaps valve.
It's leaky. My doctor will tell you. I'll call him,
do it. I'm going to great. He's busy. Okay, well
I couldn't get an appointment today, so obviously he's busy.
Because he's like this idiot again.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He's calling me again to prolapse valve. I just told
him that so he would keep coming back. They're cashing
checks left and right with you. Why because I have
something wrong with my heart. It's a beating pain that's
jumping from side to side. Yeah, oh yeah, that's a
prolaps valve Scott.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh my god, let me right my wheel. Make sure
Cooper is okay, that's right, Make sure that everything is
settled and fine. Do you want to see it's testament? Yeah?
It says the things that are wrong. Oh, those are
my medications. I don't know where's the things that are
wrong with you? Visit test results? Is that it? Oh?
Got it? Let's gip lipids. Other lipids are out of control.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
The lipids are out of control. Yeah, prolapsed valve bad?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, it is bad. Why can I I can't. I
just ask my doctor friend to see what he says.
But I think if you're walking, I think if you're
what is that I'm telling you? My hand is tingling.
I can't find it. But anyway, I really don't think
it's that bad. I'm hoping I'm here next week. You're
hoping you're here next week. Do you have a will?
(04:40):
I have to do it. You don't have a will
I have a basic one. I need to do an
actual good one. Yeah, and you gotta get certified medication. Here,
test results, current health issues. Okay, you're ready. Here's everything,
go to health issues. So here's what's going on with
me right now. High blood pressure, but it's managed with
the medication, mitrol valve prolapse, non promatic mitral valve regurgitation,
(05:09):
high cholesterol ldl's everything, a ordic root dilation. Uh, and
a history of migraine headaches. That one's just thrown in there. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The mitral valve prolapse is generally manageable as people have
no symptoms and requires no treatment.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What are you talking about. It's literally the first thing
that pops up when you google. He said, he's gotta
I have to watch it. Yeah, but there's no treatment
and there's no symptoms. I'm telling you, I'm literally telling you. Wait,
did I just violate hippa regulations? You gave your.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Information now, willingly, that's not a hippa Okay. Symptoms such
as chest pain and palpitations are often treated with beta blockers,
which are already taking.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, I don't have any betas. What are you taking
for your high blood pressure? Then ram april.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Is prill.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't think he beta blocker. No, here's just learn
learn more.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, rabbit prill is not a blader, it's an ace inhibitor.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, I have all kinds of things. You don't though.
What's a balloon pump? It says I need that. I
need an a or balloon pump. Yeah, and a cow heart. No,
it doesn't say any of it, all of it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
It literally says there's no treatment and it's very manageable,
and you're gonna get a complete heart.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You're gonna be like, I need a work you need
to work up. Yeah, I need to go on the
run on the thing with the things on me. They
ripped the hair off because they forget to tell me
to shave the little diodes. I'm so I am so confused.
Why with everything that? Why every time I go there,
the lady pushes the cart in and I'm like, oh
my god, should I have shaved today? And she's like, well, yeah,
(06:52):
they didn't tell you were getting any KG. I'm like, no,
I had no idea, and she sticks your things going
to this doctor's office. No, he's good, he's us looking
for money from you. He's not.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
When I get a paper cut, he says, it's actually
a hemophiliac ebolism and it actually is uncurable. And then
what happens is I have to run on a treadmill
with these little things on me right to make sure
that it's that leaking. That's a stress test. I think, Oh, okay,
have you ever done that? No, they put the diodes
all over you, and you have to run on a treadmill.
Cool until I tell you to stop. Oh m hm, cool.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
So again, what you have seems to be extremely treatable
and manageable. All I'm telling you is my left there's
no treatment. My left hand is tingling. That's all I
can tell you.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Maybe you have like a nerve pain. Did you go
for a massage? I don't do that. You don't do massages. No,
unless it's someone like gives it to me for free,
then I'll take it. I'm afraid, dude, I'm afraid of
wood and farting. You know that I can't. I can't
do it. It's a fear of mine. I'm sorry what
I can't enjoy massages because I'm afraid I'm gonna get
wood or fart, and I can't do either one. So
(07:57):
I know that there's texts deal with that from time time,
and it's very common for them, but it's embarrassing and
I don't want to do it. I got one on
the last cruise we went on. I got one because
they gave it to me. I enjoyed it, but I
was nervous. And it's to relax, it's not to get stressed.
And I get more stressed than I get relief from
a massage because I'm like, oh, she's telling me to
(08:19):
turn over and I'm not wearing any underwear. If I
get wood, there's trouble. There's gonna be trouble. Why it's
just where your bathing suit. That's no fun. Then they
don't touch your butt like I'm I feel like I'm
just holding on for deer.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Like this episode, I am so just like it's like
we are going from topic to topic of just absurdity
with you.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I am so lost. I'm pretty sure that I'm just
a loose cannon. It's beyond loose cannon. The cannon backfired
and now I have like all over my body. All right,
what's going on in your world? Andrew literally nothing as
interesting as this. I'm not interesting. I'm just maniacal. Maniaco
(09:00):
Is that a word?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Maniacal? Yeah, maniacle? Yeah, like I'm a maniac, So a maniacal?
I bet that's a word. It's maniacle. No, that's like
he he twist the mustache. That's maniacal.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
There is no such word as maniacal. I bet that
probably that sounds like a town in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Oh where are you going for vacation this year? Oh?
We're going to Maniacle. They got the best sweet tea.
Hey Siri, Hey Siri, she's not gonna know. What does
maniacle mean? Diamond?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Maniac means forming nouns corresponding to words ending in mania.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Do you want to hear the remaining one? No?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
If someone's being a maniac, what am I then a lunatic? No? Like?
What's another form of the word, like a maniacal?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah? If I'm amazing, if I'm acting like a maniac
on mania? Are you gonna confuse with maniacal? I don't
think No, that's like that's twisty mustache. He devil a guy?
You know?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
No, babes?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
If all right, can you ask him. Also why he
doesn't get massages. Why don't you get a massage? Because
I'm afraid to get wood and fart? What have fun?
The same reason I won't fall asleep on the airplane.
Not the wood part, but that's the farting part. I
won't fall asleep on an airplane because I think I
will fart.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
And I'm to be honest, I actually do have that problem. Yeah,
and now I take gas X on the plane.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, what it's bad embarrassing. My stomach kills me on planes.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's like I don't know what happened, but like it
gets really bad, and like I get really it's the
pressure really bad.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Now I see gas X. So gas X.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
If you're listening somehow, some way, if some PR rep
is listening to this, please send over a case of
it makes.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That is that Galaxosmith Klein who I don't know who
makes gas sex?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Okay, well, whoever it is, Pfiser, Maybe if some PR
person's listening, send it here, because I do use it
every time I fly.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Now, do you like the chewlbows? Are the little green things?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
No, I minor purple purple? Yeah, they're little pills. Yeah,
I think I use the oh maybe what the little
green the little green ones, the oval little tiny little
green ones. I think that's gas X. Yeah, it is great.
Any who, wow maniacle Yeah, so went on a great
road trip. What again the topics swarm?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean like, if this were a car and we
were driving, we would have hit so much by now.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, you said nothing was going on with you, so
I just figured i'd say it's just it's just still
all over it. Drove to Chicago for the marathon. Fine,
that was fun. Did you get deep dish?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I can't eat cheese because when I eat cheese it.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Causes me to have a prolapsed leaky valve, and you know,
that makes me fart, and then of course when I
start farting, then I gets would So I can't eat cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I was insanely disappointed with the deep dish, Andrew, that
is a sin. I love deep Dish. I probably went
to the wrong plate because when we went for Elvis's
induction into the Radio Hall of Fame, Brody and I
got stuck the airplane the whatever, and we went to
I don't remember where we went, but that was real. No,
we went to No, we went to pianos. It was
(12:24):
not good. Maybe I got the wrong thing, but how
could I Deep dish is deep dish. No, I don't
get the meat, but I don't get.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
The meats well because to be honest, and I'm sorry
for our listeners in the Midwest who like the deep
dish that way.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It just is too rich. It's like too much, there's
too much salt when you had the meat in well, right,
I got mine. I got I got mine with mushrooms
and fresh garlic. I think the fresh garlic might have
thrown it off because it made it a little bit bitter,
but it was The crust was not good. It was
like a bad pie c It wasn't good. Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
My favorite is when you still have like leftover from
the pizza and it almost is like a handle to
get the rest of like the cheese.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I can understand that. But this one broke apart like
I didn't. I was not a fan. I wasn't and
I got the individual one, but I ate the whole thing.
And then I also ate a piece of Megans because
I wanted to try hers. And I ate a piece
of Cooper's thin crust one which was not very thin. Wow,
sounds like you really hated it. Dominos is much thinner.
I was hungry. I didn't I didn't run the marathon. No,
(13:24):
I watched. Well. I ran two parts of the marathon
to try to catch megan running. So you ran for
like I ran from like the river walk thing to
another overpass. I'm like, damn it, we missed her. And
then we ran to the next overpass and had to
wait there for an hour and a half because it
went really far up and then back down again. That
duncan was crazy busy. I've never seen a duncan like
(13:46):
that before. It was insane. Well, while we were waiting,
I needed coffee. But of course I'm like, wait a minute,
maybe I shouldn't get this. There's nowhere to pee anywhere.
What am I gonna do? So I did get the coffee,
but the duncan was out of control. Could not live
with you.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm just telling you, I would go insane if this
is just your inner thoughts that you just say out loud, like,
I would go crazy. I'd be maniaco, mediacol.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I couldn't deal with it. Yeah, so I went to Japan. Oh,
it was really fun. Already got to go, say mahas
I had sushi. One of the sushi things that we
had was a spermsack. I'm sorry, Yeah, it was a
fish sperm sack.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Let me tell you something. It looks like a brain.
And then I looked it up afterwards. No, it was
like some fish's sack.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That's not something I would ever even try. I didn't
know until I ate it. That's the thing I would.
That's why I would only have like spicy tunarole. I
want to know what it is, and that's it. I
want something, you know, exotic spicy tunole. No, I don't
want anything exotic. That's the thing, because something exotic always
turns out to be something disgusting sounding anyway, like it
might be really delicious, Like I'm not going to go
(14:55):
have those rocky Mountain oysters, the balls of the bowl
or whatever. I'm not eating any of that stuff. So
the last time I did I did it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Like an omakase thing like this means So an omakase
is like the chef serves you.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Like, oh, he just bring brings stuff out. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
The last time I did a meat one, it was
with Bear. I ate Bear, and I felt so bad
afterwards because they googled what the bear looked like and
it made me sad.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
In Japan, yeah, they eat bear bear. Yeah, they have
it there or they import it. Can I'm I'm I
just need you to talk to Quinn really quick. Who's
Quinn the doctor? Quinn is my doctor?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, doctor called this guy before. Yes, he smokes weed
and stuff. No he doesn't a different one. That's a
different that's different. He won't be able to hear me.
Remember the time we had a stupid man box.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay, he's going to give me an extension to call,
and you're able to put the phone in. Remember, remember
the stupid man box? Can you call? No, it doesn't work,
it doesn't connect to this. No, it's a mess. It
doesn't it doesn't. They took they took it out. It's
not even here anymore. See it's not here. They took
it away. Oh my god, Yeah, we're that's it's just
so weird they could do that.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay, he's gonna give me his extension and that's all right,
and then I want to hear what he thinks of
your health issues.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We take a break then sure, all right, we'll be
back right after this. Dan d D D DA and
we're back. So we're waiting for the doctor. And by
the way, so on this road trip, I went back
and listened to an old episode because I was talking
to my girlfriend about some of the crazy episodes we've
had with Greg T. Yeah, so we listened to one
of the insane moment where we fed him the checks,
(16:27):
the onion checks. He went bananas and you think I'm unhinged, dude.
That's an unhinged dude. That's maniacle you should go back
to some of our older podcasts and just search Greg
T and some really fun stuff will come up. Yeah,
those were always very spicy chip. That's right. That was
a bull chat. Yeah, spicy chip was very spicy.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
So we only stopped at one waffle house on this trip.
I'm so sorry. No, it's fine, I know you love
but the second I walked in, I play Jonas Brothers
on the jukebox and they all looked around. What's going
on here? Who did that? Oh my god? Who's that joker? Yeah?
Who can it be? It's weird though, because this waffle
house it costs two tokens and not one to play
(17:08):
the song because they're probably sick of it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, maybe if we charge fifteen tokens. Some idiot will
pay fifteen bucks to hear it because he thinks he's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
No, if you go there. So there's actually an app
that controls jukeboxes all over the country. What the hell
is it called. It's some sound something or other.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Why does it anyway? So if they have these jukeboxes
and these restaurants, you can control it from your phone. Wow.
So it's like a touch tunes. That's it. That's exactly
what it is. So cool tunes. Yeah, I didn't know.
Waffle has said touch tunes. Yeah they do. There it
is touch tunes. Let me send me credits I have left.
I only have one credit left. These are all the
places around here that have touch tunes. Look at that. Yeah,
(17:50):
it's like really popular in bars. I didn't know that. Yeah,
I thought it was only in like little greasy restaurants.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Nope, bars, It's really fine. I love going to touch
tunes and then taking it all over and playing all
the fun.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
The cool thing about it is. The cool thing about
it is nobody knows who did it. That's the most
fun part. So everyone's looking around like who played this.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Again, it's probably very obvious because nobody is going to
a waffle house and going on touch tunes except you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Why, because you're the only one sitting there going like.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And then it plays. Do you want it to play
while you walk in like you're entrance song? No, like
to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No, we sit down, we sit down in order, and
then I play it. Yeah, so I'm just okay, can
I just picture it? Yeah? It's you. Uh huh. Oh, hey, hey,
welcome to waf house at wherever you're like, ok so
we're gonna take this one oh two and two and two?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, the flip side oh dash not crashed? They say,
all right, hom hm Cooper, are you having good time making?
Oh great, Well let's what are you gonna get? I'm
gonna get them slathered and served slattered?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right? Huh? Is it is it playing? No? I
can't play. You know, I get in trouble when you
playing play it?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
It's worth it, really, Oh, don't get stressed.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And then you got your waitress coming over? What do
you want? Yeah? While this is.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Playing, I would actually I think it's like the ninth
layer of hell for me. But then I worked at
a waffle house and some idiot kept walking in and
playing the waffle House song, like I think I would rather.
I think I'd rather probably have like all my fingers
cut off.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
But then and then I'll be like, my god, how
many times have you heard this song today? And they'll
be like, oh god, it plays all the time. Yeah,
especially when idiots like you walking, especially when it first
came out, they couldn't get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, I feel like that would be a lawsuit for me,
Like I'd find a way to sue them.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
To sue who Jonah's brother for ruining my life. No,
it's such a great song, yeah, I mean I we'll say,
every time I hear it, I do think of you.
Oh how often you don't hear it that much anymore?
Unless you walk into a wolf house and some idiot's
playing it. It's you. It's always you.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I will always assume that if I walk in to
a waffle house and for some reason it's playing, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Like look under every table and be like you here,
I would tell you. I will say. The cool thing
is is anytime one of our listeners or friends go
to waffle house, they always automatically text me, take a picture,
think of me. So, I think that's kind of cool
that I sent you a picture of the Denny's in Japan.
You did, and it's the same Dennis you send me
a picture of last time. You know it's not the
other one is in the mall? Really? Yeah, did you
(20:36):
go you just send me a picture? Yeah, I just
sent you a picture. I wonder if they have like
weird stuff there. They probably do a lot of curries. Curries.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, how those India so curry It's actually like there's
a lot of different types of curries.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh oh, that's right. They have like a curry house.
He's not gonna. He doesn't want to talk. He's gonna
he needs to send me the extension. It's happening. Should
I open up my my chart again? Please make sure
my chart is open? Okay, I feel like I'm a receptionist.
Make sure you my chot's open. When you speak to
the doctor, yeah, I mean you you think it's a joke,
he'll what kind of doctor is this guy? So he
(21:10):
does the practice? No, he specialized in the one palliative care.
What is that? That's one one like you're dying? Yeah,
yeah that's me. No, no, baby, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Don't you don't want palliative care. That means like you're
like the chemo's not working type of drugs. Oh sorry,
So anyway, that's his specialty. But anytime I ever have
an issue, I'm like, hey, my brain hurts, He's like, yeah,
you're dying.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Maybe, oh God, maybe he's going to make this worse
for you. That's the thing, you know. I can't I
can now. I can't find all that stuff that I
just said. Where where would it be in here?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
It's a claudonym on one. If you really have an emergency,
maybe it's just do that right. I'm so sorry. When
did that escalate to calling nam on one? I think
it did. Huh oh here, here we go. Okay, so
Medica health is that's a great health summary up and
we'll get to it. He's just finding a phone now.
The bottom of my left foot is tingling. Maybe it's
(22:07):
because you're shaking your foot. Anytime I eat bad things,
I'm telling you, my foot instantly hurts. I have gout.
I think I don't think you have gout? What is that?
You don't have gout? All right? Say that? Maybe you
could ask Quinn if you have got Once you hit fifty. Dude,
things happen like thinks it's like automatic. Funny is this
(22:28):
has been happening since you were forty earlier, earlier, since
I've known you, Like, when's the first when's the first
er picture I sent you with IVS ten years ago? Yeah,
it was like post Cinnabon incident. Well, you guys like
to make fun of me, Well, the Cinnabon incident was
its own incident that started everything, that started all. Trust me,
(22:49):
you were off before then, but that really that that
did some major damage to my body. You've been a
hypochondriac for years. I don't think I'm hypo. You're a hypochondriac. No,
I'm just kndriact. I'm not hypo. That's really a lot.
So you don't think you're really a lot?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
You shaking your foot and saying why is it shaking?
Why is it? Why is it feeling numb? My problem
is I have a I have a thirty mile bike
ride to do this weekend, and I have a feeling
I'm just going to pass out. You have a why
Because once my heart goes too fast, I think something's
gonna happen my heart. That's why I got the watch.
It tells me my heart rate. If it goes over
like one thirty, I better stop. No, why you need
(23:27):
You should be exerting yourself when you're working out, but
not over exerting. See this goes back to what I
said in the beginning of the show. I don't want
to over exert myself. So you want to what be
on like one of those two person bicycles and have
the other person like bike for you. I have one
of those. I was debating using that. I think we should.
What what's the matter? Just everything with it. It's a
(23:48):
it's an old Doublemint bike from from back in the
day Bubble doubleman, You don't remember the Doublemint Twins. Why
would I know what a Doublemint twin is? You don't
know what the Doublement twins are. I have never heard
that in my life. Oh my lord. I don't think
it's a O my lord, I think it's a what
are you saying? Eighties early nineties even? Okay, the Doublemint Twins. Dude,
(24:11):
you just keep saying it like I know, But I
keep telling you I don't know. If I show you,
do you think that you would know? Probably? Not really.
What am I watching? Do you even know what doublemint is? Gum? Yeah? Yes,
doublemint gum and Big Red? Oh yeah, I like the
Big Red, So kiss a little longer. No, I have
tied a little longer longer with Big Red, that big
(24:34):
Red freshness last, none of that, none of that. Your
fresh breast goes.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
On and on.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, you're true, it's say goodbye a little longer.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
The fact that they were gum commercials is wild to me,
like who needs to?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Like, who's watching a commercial? And it's like, oh, yeah,
I need that gum? But I guess you know what?
Five gum was a loose commercials were great. Hey look
here's these girls. Okay, I can't hear it. It's a
double pressure gum. Yeah, a double taking you ready life doubles.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
The one bore you.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Double pressure UMU stitute. A double pressure is pleasure, you know,
A double pressure? Those girls like, yeah, those guys f M, No,
whoa that was cool? Where's the bike one? Because that's
(25:31):
nineteen eighty eight. I wasn't born. Oh this one from
eighty three? Do you remember that? You don't remember? A
double girls? Yeah? Man, there's the Big Red play it.
You want to hear the see the big red Yeah,
what is this thing from theoria? Okay, this is so loud. No,
little cinnamon gum freshmans breath longer than big red kids,
(25:56):
stay close longer, hold time longer longer. That was really loud.
I'm sorry. Look I lowered it. I'll normalize it. No,
it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Hey Quinn, Okay, So I have Scott here and he
is going to read you some things from his my chart.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
He's thinks he might have gout. Can you explain? No,
I don't think I've got I just think I'm dying,
all right. So here's.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well, here's what I have. I've got high blood I
have high blood pressure, I have mitral I have a
mitral valve prolapse. I have a non rheumatic mitral valve regurgitation.
I have high cholesterol with high l d L. I
have an aortic root dilation and history of my grain headaches.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, okay, So I would say prolapse is one of
the most common diseases of the mitro valve.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
That's when the blood leaks into my heart and I die. Right,
So it's one.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Of the valves in the heart. Basically, it's just it's
just kind of that the leaflets themselves, the valve has leaflets,
the leafs themselves just have a little like.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Billowing because they're not strong enough.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Not necessarily. It could be due to high blood pressure.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
It could be a complication of a few different things
of all of it.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, but I would say realistically, as long as there's
not heart failure associated with it, then it's not something
that would cause problems acutely.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Well, I tell you, because the last maybe two weeks
or so, I've had some on and off mild to
moderate chest pains. Every once in a while, I'll feel
a sharp pinch and like right now, my left hand
is tingling. And Andrew's just making fun of.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Me because this has been going on for literally he says,
he's been having tingles for quite some time.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, but the chest pains have been like the last
two weeks. Yeah, but I'm not dead, So I figured
it's not a heart attack.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
No, no, no, no, any any other symptoms other than these.
In how long does the chest pain last?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It bounces around, and it's probably for about two I
did a big run a couple of weeks ago, and
so I think it might be muscle related, but it
hasn't gone away yet, which concerns me.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Okay, how about this, Andrew. Can you put one hand
on the front of his chest and one hand on
his back and then.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Squeeze Okay, hold on one sec Okay, Okay, don't squeeze
too hard.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Okay, you want to squeeze like a good amount.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Okay, ow. Well, no, but he's really strong. O wa
wait he has to breathe in.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
No, no, no, no, literally, like you put one hand
on the sternam and one on the back and then
you just press together.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
No, you're gonna break my ribs. You're gonna break my ribs.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Hurt.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It only hurts because he's pushing, because he's he's so strong.
I'm not even pushing. No, it doesn't, It really doesn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
No, Okay, what about if on both sides of the chest?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, right here, and like there's a on both sides,
I have like a pinchy pain right here.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Now, Okay, is the pain reproducible if you push where
the pain is? Does it get worse?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Not really? Really, I don't know. I have a cardiologist
appointment on Tuesday, so hopefully I'll make it till then
I would think you would, okay.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Because if it's just like intermittent pain that doesn't last
too long, I wouldn't I wouldn't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
And I have a I have a thirty mile bike
ride this weekend. Am I gonna die?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I mean, if you already went for a run, I
don't think the thirty mile bike ride is going to
kill you.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Okay, A right? Cool? But just remember Quinn said, I
will not die. I don't think you're gonna die. And
on top of that, what can you explain what gout is?
Because he just randomly said he thinks he has gout too.
That's when your foot hurts.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
It's not that's not exactly what the go is. Just
tissued deposition of rate crystal, so it can kind of
happen in any of the big joints.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
This whole thing is making me sick. I just I'm
very lightheaded.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
It's very common in big toes. It's very common.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And like, yeah, it's that. So you have gout in
your big toe, and now my chest hurts because you
pushed on it. I'm sweating. I need to I can't
see I have a problem speaking about medical things.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
So I.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Have visa vague, I have I have visa vagel of reaction.
What okay, visa that visa visa bagel. Yeah, yeah, that
can happen. I have that.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
It was like any type of anxiety.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, I pass out. I pass out when doctors tell
me things. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
So what I would say is, you know, if it's
if it's scout count is painful at times, but it's
not deadly. And then as far as the prolapse, you know,
you have a cardiologist appointment coming up. If you're not
having significant chest pain with exercise, if you're not having
(31:30):
shortness of breathic wrasp and commitations that happen all the
time that are not related to people telling you things
that are distressing, that I would say that there's a
good chance that this is just a finding that they
had due to the high blood pressure. But it's something
(31:51):
that you know, the cardiologists might order some tests.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
All right, well, and when I go home, I'll run
around the block a couple of times and see what happens. Okay, yeah,
you could do that, Okay, okay, anyway quick, Yes, thank
you so much, Oh, doctor Quinn, medicine woman.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes, doctor Quinn Medicine Woman. I'm sure he hasn't heard
that one before.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I forgot. I just forgot all about that. Yeah, what's
that show? Bye? Thank you? He's like, I'll never get
those five minutes back. Ever, I don't even I see.
I only remember the name of that show. I don't
(32:28):
even know what it was, Doctor Queen Medicine. Well, really, yes,
where's the theme? I don't want to hear? R I
never I don't this Little House on the Prairie. I
don't remember the words. So that's little House on the
(33:10):
Prairie with doctors. Maybe do you even know what Doctor
Queen Medicine Woman was about? Apparently not?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Okay, Yeah, I thought it was different too, you know what.
I thought she was a nun. But that's a different show.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Are you sure that these things get normalized? Yes? I
put it through loudness control. People yell at me all
the time, how loud they're out running. They're out running
listening it with the air pods they go. But if
the AirPods pop out so loud? Yeah, maybe you should
like work on this board. The board has nothing. I
don't want to touch the board. So the function that's actually
(33:42):
feeding there's no there's no levels. Okay, there's not Look,
I don't touch any of the stuff, so it doesn't.
It just goes through it. I don't control the volume,
all right. Normalization doesn't work. Okay, if it did, you
could just do it to me and I'd be fine.
But it doesn't. Normalization does not work. All right? You
know what I gotta go. Ye, my dog might be dead.
I need to go Viso Vagel again. And the hamster
(34:04):
could be dead too.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I didn't even want to hear about a stupid hamster.
A nugget. Okay, Well, it's been so wonderful catching up
with everything.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
No one pays attention to nugget. We love you so much,
poor nugget. Thank you for listening. We'll be back with
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(34:34):
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Could you do me a big favor? Can you put
this on today? Sure? Please? Okay, so Andrew's gonna post
it today, which means I'm gonna shameless plug here because
I'm gonna live and I'm going to do the thirty
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CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist
It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there. Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts.