April 30, 2025 • 32 mins
Andy and Scotty were on vacay last week, find out what they did and what word Scotty CAN'T stop saying...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Andrew just says, go hi, but wait, I
(00:02):
don't know. We're still from the thing man. We don't
need it. Yeah, let's just play something. Okay, it is
time for ball chat. Welcome. Let's get rid of these.
I might want something. You want these?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, Like that's only three like two weeks. That's going
to be a tease. Nobody knows what's in here.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well that's on a later episode. By no, it isn't.
Oh yes it is later. Do you understand the concept
I don't understand any concepts.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, oh my god, I eat way too much.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And all those bagels that were here this morning. How
many bagels did you have? I had a bagel and
a half. Are you carbo loading for your run? I
just oh, yes, I'm running this weekend. Where are you running?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm doing a five k in East Hampton. Nice, that's fun,
it is I've never run that far away before.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's far what you suely? I just do close ones Hey,
east Hampton's it's an hour away from me. Like you think, oh, Jeff,
Long Island, But Long Island, hello, the name it's long
Like it's a lot of miles from from east too.
So this one's all the way out. Yeah, it's crazy,
it is. So I've been training.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I went to the Connecticut over break the Connecticut. Yeah,
I went to New Haven. Let me tell you something.
That drive is torture. It was two and a half hours.
You're on that two lane highway the whole way. The
minute there's traffic, which there always is.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You're just stuck.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I know, I know all about traffic, dude. Yeah, it's
my life traffic to your life, brou it is. Wow,
how many years of my life I've wasted in traffic?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, that's miserable. How do I get a body like that?
What Tommy Dario's in there? Man? That's just that's not
fair at all? Is that what you want your body
to look like? I want to be ripped? You want
to be ripped or just a little bit less fat?
You're I feel like you're strong.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
First of all, you could murder me with one hand. Yeah,
you're exceptionally strong, though. Yeah, I like you're you're not
normal strong. Yeah, I'm just like, eh, you know, yeah,
I could take down like a chicken or something.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I don't know. Why was your go to a chicken?
I was thinking of farm That's what's on the farm
of course. Okay, so let's ask the question, Scott, how
was your weekend at the farm? We're talking about were
talking about what we're talking about. We're talking about running. Yeah, strength,
that's right. Okay. I'll never do a ten k again. Okay,
I will do five ks only, maybe a six or seven,
(02:24):
but never ten. I've never seen a six or seven k.
I actually saw a six oh yeah, and this maybe
it was six miles. I'm not doing that. Okay, six
miles is ten k pretty much. Yeah. I like doing
these little runs. I think it's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It is nice, you know, good music in that's the thing.
Like the very first one I did, my AirPods wouldn't connect.
You know, I don't know technology and all, and so
I just I was thrown off.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I couldn't do it. I got stung by a beat.
It was terrible. It was just it was bad.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You can't run without headphones. I don't get people that do.
Like more power to you. You're really in your thoughts.
But I need to run to like the beat, which
is why I've been liking my cycle classes so much
in the peloton, because it's like you're doing it to
the beat.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, I got a nice joy I got a nice
angry nineties alternative playlist, and that's where just keep me
going cool. You know, peaches come in a can. Yeah, alternative, bro,
it has to be. Yeah. Do you play Nirvana too angry?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't like Nirvana too angry? Never did too angry.
I like when the singer makes fart jokes and your
mom she farts in the bit sounds like again, that's
more your type of edge.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, you like those type of lyrics. Yeah yeah, not
like take down the system, let's fight things. Yours is
more like Peter Thompson. You smell like a dooty dooty
dooty duty.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I hate that word.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Meanwhile, you and the nineties were like, yeah, I hate
that word. Okay, you know then this will come on?
Yeah yeah, I'll start rolling. I'm just running, rolling like
the wind, Roland, run like the wind. Okay, yep, Oh,
my allergies have been on like bad lately, and.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It was really weird. As I'm nearing the end of
the race, always that song It's all downhill from here
will come on. I'm like, yeah, what perfect timing for sure?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, who's saying that new fat nut was that Yeah,
new fong glory, very good. Thank you, Thank you man,
you are meaty, thank you. Yeah that's my arm.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, that's from on the bike. When you're on the peloton,
you gotta hum.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's when you're like beating people up. No, I don't
beat people up. You could, I could, but I choose
not to.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Would you change the subject to I don't remember you
changed the subjects on your own.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No I didn't. I didn't change it. Yes you did.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You were talking about chickens and I could take them
on a farm. So then I said, okay, Scott, what
how was your farm trip?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It was great? Cool you sent me pictures of you
sitting on a tractor because you're being a jerk to me, Man,
this is a life that I enjoy. Yourse, what does
that mean?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Stop using millennial therapy words. It's not a therapy word.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It is. It's cosplaying. What cosplaying? You're dressing up and
you're like, yeah, I didn't dress up. I was wearing
a sweatshirt and jeans on it. I was sitting on
a tractor planting trees.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But the way you're sitting on the tractor planting trees, yeah, please, yes, please, please.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What do you mean? Please? Alright, you'll see you know
what am I gonna say? When you want a Christmas tree,
you can't have it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't like the real Christmas trees. I'm afraid they
all have bugs in them.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, not these. How do you know? Because I planted it. Yeah,
that means I'm definitely going to be some bugs in there. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
If you told me, like the professional farm or planted it,
I'd be like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It is professional. It's a Christmas tree farm.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, you keep saying that. But like, I don't know
if there's bugs on the tree, and they're so flammable
so when.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
They're dead, I don't know. They just scare me whatever,
because I've seen videos.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
There's videos of everything everywhere at once. Yeah, Like my
dad bought my daughter the scooter thing, the electric one,
and it's like I plugged it in and it started smoking.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh my god. You remember the hover boards?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, what a trend the nineties hoverboard nineties bruh, that
was twenty tens nineties, and then we were giving them
away on the air.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Did we Yes? So dangerous. That was like the hottest toy.
I fell off of it. They're very dangerous. Yeah, I
mean you have to balance. Those things were stupid. Yeah,
I know you can't get that trend.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But Razor scooters were a big wom when I was
growing up. Yeah, we loved my Razors.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
We saw a garage full of them. Yeah, we do
with them.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't know anymore. And they were so expensive when
they first came out. Do you remember they were like
two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, we have one of the electric ones that just
sits there.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I always wanted to change the wheels on. Mind you
wanted the light up ones, No, I wanted the orange ones.
They were so cool. But also the minute you ran
over anything, those wheels would get banged up so bad,
and then you'd be like.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
On a scooter, it's like, you do know what I'm
talking about? I do. And then if that's when you
fall off and wipe out. Yeah, you can always tell
what someone's about to wipe out because it starts shaking
and then they just go right over. I always wear
a helmet though, of course. Yeah, that's safe. I make
my kids wear helmet. Safety first, bro, I don't care
if you're you look like an idiot, yeah, don't care.
Always seatbelt always helmet. Yeah, always, I'll stop short at
(07:20):
the past. I do not get people. Wait, wait, what
scooter has a seatbelt?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I mean in cars and vehicles?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well that I don't get when people don't wear seatpeltal cool.
I genuinely don't understand. I feel weird without a seatbelt.
Team Yeah, even in the back. I don't care, dude,
make fun of me all day. What like, why are
you not wearing a seatbelt because you're too cool? Yeah,
alternative lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
As you're going through the windshield? Whoa, yeah, readica. No,
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Like seatbelts, I feel like they're so important. Why would
I not wear one?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't know, man, Yeah, I don't know either. I
just yeah. I mean, like you know, in the late
seventies and early eighties, we didn't because who cared.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, I mean you also had like a full bench
in the front seat and had like a microwave oven
in there, so I really didn't care.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I was playing with the cigarette lighter burning things. Yeah,
you know, like when it was the Ford, what was it,
the Pinto, Well, I mean those just exploded.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I feel we've come a long way in terms of
car safety, so let's make sure we're using all of
those safety things.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
When I was a kid, I feel like we always
had My dad would have like weird Cadillacs or Lincoln Continentals.
That's that's what we had. I remember, yeah, with the
bench seat in the front. Although sometimes he had like
a Volkswagon what was it a rabbit. He had a
couple of Volkswagon rabbits. Never heard of that one diesel. Okay, yeah,
we drove it to Florida with Burtner and he's sticking
(08:40):
out the sun roof. It was really interesting. I have
a picture somewhere like a stuffed animal burn or it
wasn't stuffed. It was six foot life size Burtner and
the paper machet with hair and the shirt and everything.
Why well, because friends of ours that lived in Florida
didn't want them anymore and gave them to us. So
we drove up from Florida with Burtner and he's sticking
out the sun roof. Oh yeah, and then I put
(09:02):
them my head in my room for years, the full
size Burton earnies.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, So on that subject, I have to find this
photo from when I was a kid with my uncle Tom. Yeah, yeah,
and it was Halloween and there was like a knockoff
Burton Ernie. It's the most terrifying Burton Ernie I've ever
seen in my life. Like it's pure nightmare fuel.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
The creepy big birds. Also, yes, from the birthday parties.
I will find this picture and I will send it
to you later.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I had a fake snoopy at my ground Round birthday party.
You're is that a meat ground Round? It is meat
actually good ground Round. Yeah, yeah, but no.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That was a restaurant chain in the seventies and eighties
and they most of them closed up in the nineties
or early two thousands, but they're starting to make a comeback.
Ground Rounds. Yeah huh, but I mean that was the
original place with the peanuts everywhere. They had barrels of
peanuts at every turn and just shells everywhere. Can't do
that anymore. No popcorn all over the floor. I have
to see second white cartoons up on the wall.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It's going to be controvers say it. I don't like
Texas Roadhouse, Okay, I don't either.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Don't like it. The food is crud. It's just the
rolls and butter that everyone likes. I don't like the rolls,
and I don't like the butter either. Well, I just
I find it. I don't like. There's nothing. I don't
have a calling to it. You know. Cooper wanted to
have her birthday there, but since they changed the mac
and cheese, she doesn't like it anymore. But she still
wants to go just for the rolls. Wasn't it Kraft?
It was Craft, so she could just nope, it doesn't
(10:25):
work that way. She only goes to restaurants that have
Kraft mac and cheese, but yet she won't eat the
Craft in the house. In the house, it's Annie's only
in restaurants, it's only Kraft. Let me tell you something.
This is my child.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If I told my parents that when we were at
a restaurant, you know, and they'd be like.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You're gonna eat the damn mac and cheese? Yeah, well,
I mean then you'll be hungry. The only thing I
couldn't do with sour cream and that one you could
take off of stuff and cottage cheese ough with what melon? Nothing?
Oh I love it. Man, Give me a half a
candle outlets, put those seeds out. Give me a PLoP
of cottage cheese. I will eat cottage cheese on this podcast.
Really do you bring it in? I will eat it.
(11:01):
What happened? I will try it. My daughter is going
through her cottage cheese phase now, my older daughter. I'll
try it. We go through a container like every three days.
That's crazy, a lot of curds. I want the big curd.
You can't find it anymore. Please? They have small curd
they've whipped, but they don't have I can't find the
large curd cottage cheese anymore. I will try it. Is
it just the word curd?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I just it's like the consistency, it's the look of it.
I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's melting your mouth. I love it. Big curds is
squish it with your tongue. Hmm, please? What I don't
want it? Squishy cards. They're delicious. Throw some blueberries in there,
maybe some pineapple. The fact that you have to like
jazz up some cottage cheese. Oh, I don't jazz it.
I'll eat it right out the thing with the spoon.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Please.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'll go home and do it right now. We went
to Wegmans, the brand new Wegmans, and I bought Wegman's
cottage cheese. It's delicious. Well, the man in Ile five,
please stop eating the curd from the van. I did
eat something while I was there. I don't remember what
it was. Not surprised I eat something. I don't think
it was a sam either, but I just ate it anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I will say my last Costco run, they didn't have
good samples, and that made me sad. But it was
right before Easter, so I.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Don't know what I was do other just for the samples.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I do love my Costco samples. They have better ones
on the weekends, they do, but I'm not going there
on a weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That's too crowded. That's right. Yeah, that's your constellation prize
for going on a weekend. It's eating this all the sample. True,
But see, people are rude and inconsiderate. They just stop.
You know, you can excuse me. No, you know, I'm
getting a meatball. Say the supermarket's even worse because the
aisles are narrower. Yeah, they should not sample at supermarkets. No,
that's one thing that they should outlaw. I do agree
(12:38):
with that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Should we go to a quick commercial break, Yeah, because
I need to clear my throat or something.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You do that. It says, what now, Wilford. It's the
right thing to do, and we're bad. Did you clear
your throat? I didn't do it. Let me clear my throat. No,
I'm good. People don't want to hear that I had
too much lemon this morning. You're back at school, getting
lit up. Back at school, just back at school. Wow.
(13:05):
I want to keep track of the kiddos.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You know now, of course for my kidd as, I
gotta keep track this. Mama bear's got to take care
of her kidds.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
And he looks good, bro. He You know what people
that are, people that are ripped purposely wear clothing that's
too small. Okay, they do show it off, right, Yeah,
I guess so. Like if I put on a medium
shirt right now, it would be skinned tight. You don't
want to see that. But that'd be a size and
a half too small. Maybe the girls want to be shown.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
They do not, So what's up if you're watching this
on YouTube?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But that's a not a medium shirt. This is a large.
Oh okay, if I were a medium, you wouldn't want
to look at it again. I still think that there's
some company needs to come out with a larger or
I don't know why they don't Marine Layer had it
for a minute. I don't think they'd do it anymore.
What did the hey dude choose? I'm wearing them right now,
like what is what is the stick? Okay, there's no shtick.
(14:02):
They're just they're slip on slip offs. They're nice ye
a lot like a nice comfy slip on shaes. And
these look like sneakers. They have ones that look like
the boat shoes or doc chooser of the hell you
call them. I have some of those two. So pretty
soon I'm not gonna be allowed to wear these either,
because I'm no longer allowed to wear any of my sketchers.
I'm not allowed to wear my vans because my daughter
tells me that it's embarrassing. So I have a closet
(14:23):
full of vans, and I can't listen to what your
kids are saying is cool and not cool. My older
daughter's embarrassed by me. So I just died try to accommodate.
I would not accommodate. Well, you know what, my parents
embarrassed me a little bit, and so I know what
it's like, and you know, I'll.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Just You're on National TV saying full price is the
F word. Yeah, I came up with that. Yeah, but
she was too little. She didn't know any better that tims.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Like Daddy's on TV look coupons. Yeah, now it's a
little different. If I do that show now and she
was seventeen, would she's going to go to college and
she's gonna come back. It's gonna be like anything you
want by anyway, That's how it usually happens.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, right now, I'm not I'm like cool for one
of them, but not cool for the other.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
But they're making fun. I tell you, I'm sitting there,
like eating dinner or at a restaurant or just in
the house, you know, at the kitchen table, and I'll
see them like this. I know that they're recording me
and taking pictures. Cooper has an entire folder of all
bad dad pictures. Oh wow, you know it's me like with.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Like three chins because it's a bad angle or picking
my nose or picking my teeth or something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
And you know what, fair game. I don't care. It
doesn't bother me because I messed with them relentlessly when
they were little, so they want to get me back.
It's all good. Yeah, I mean, there is that viral video.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, yeah, the vomit one. Yeah, Cooper, what was it?
Whipped cream?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh, it's called whipped Cream Horror if you check it
out on YouTube. I remember I posted that to Reddit.
That went viral. It did it did? That got a
couple million views.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think that was crazy. That was before viral was
like really viral. Imagine now viral was always vira different.
Now there's all kinds of ta talks and things. It
was different. Then's YouTube or nothing. Yeah, you know, but
now TikTok viral, you're like, it passes so quick.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Also, I realized a crutch of mine. I don't and
I'm going to stop right now because I listened to
the last episode and I would say, you know, you know,
you know, after every sentence kind of like like oh,
and you don't really realize that you're saying it. So
from right now I'm gonna stop saying it consciously. I
don't know even know why you say that. It's like
you know what I'm saying, you know, So okay, Well,
(16:31):
I'm happy that you're not your If I want you to,
I want you to call me out if you hear it,
call me out, because that's when I can't have that
all right, can't have any crutches. No, I don't like
it being having crutches. I don't want people to be like, oh, like,
there's one guy on the news here in New York
and after every sentence he says all right, and it's
so annoying. I see it all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's weird that he could make it all the way
to New York. That's what I'm saying as an anchor. Yep,
I think maybe nobody notices it. It's annoying though, So
I don't want somebody to be listening to this podcast like, oh,
it's so annoying. Someone I know I found out has
a New Jersey Valley girl accent?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Is that even a thing from California? Oh? No, no,
I can't with that. So like, eh, if like you're
getting coffee, like it's like not a coffee though coffee
coffee Yeah. Ew it bothers me so much as it should.
(17:34):
It just is like a nunciat. I also think that
that's a put on. I don't think it's real. Oh,
it's one hundred percent real. So that's how they actually
talk all the time. Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yes, like a general malaise I would. I would not
be able to be in the same room with that person.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, that one bothers me. Yeah. Oh what did you
do over vacation? I had a staycation, right, I think
you were here a little bit. Yeah, I was here.
I popped in and I saw a couple of people
like wow this, Oh you were here podcasts you were here.
I saw you, I saw you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
There were three different days of podcasting and then Thursday
I got a massage.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Shoe kick, excuse me? And what else? Say? Do you?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I went to Liberty Science Center in Jersey City now
with Tiana.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
When you get a massage, do you go a male
or female? Female? Roses my girl.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I went to her two three years ago now in
Jersey City, and it was the best massage I've ever had. Also,
I was extremely stressed at the time, and so maybe
just since then, I've been like, yes, and you're able
to resist the poop? Yes, I'm able to resist the boop. Okay,
I have a hard time doing that. I have to
think of think of other things, grandma whatnot. That I
(18:43):
never understand when people say that it works, like I
gotta think of my grandma's this way, I don't get
up boop, what Yeah, and there yourself for two seconds
you're getting a massage, close your eyes and zone out.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No, don't think about anything.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
There was a person that we used to work with
that I think of everyone in a while and that
I'll get rid of it. I genuinely just go into
like a meditative just like I don't think.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I sometimes take an app sometimes they get a little
too close and you have you know, you have feelings
just saying, well, most of my tension is in my back. Yeah,
but they go everywhere. And the rocks and the heat
and everything. Yeah, I don't do the rocks, the heat
and everything, well, whatever it is. I don't like massages really,
I Don't'm not a fan. I just like this is
what I like. I like. I just like light, Like
can you just brush me? That's all I want. I
(19:27):
don't want you to like yeah, because it hurts more
than anything else. I don't like deep tissue because I
want to hurting for days. I love a deep tissue
massage because I want whatever to go. You know, Yeah,
I just said it. Oh you did, I caught myself.
Should I smack you? Yes? I want to? Okay, all right,
(19:48):
I'm not saying it. Why aren't you going to say that?
What go on? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
So I got a massage. I took my god child
Tianna to the Liberty Science Center. Okay, and I've been there.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Went to New Having, Connecticut on Friday. They got pizza there.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's a pizza or opza. Didn't what it's api zz
a that's what they call it. That's like what their
form of pizza. Yes, regrettably, they say that they have
the best pizza. There's like a sign when you enter
the state, like home of the best pizza.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Let me think of the pizza.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I had a couple of beverages and yes, and then
we wound up going for pizza at.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
This whole all place. Why would you do that? Because
the person at the bar was like, go to Aladdin's.
They make the best pizza. And so there I was
being like, this is good pizza?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Is that much more stereotypical than that a Laddin mural
in the back.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
It was like Disney Aladdin, Yes, barpet and everything. Hilarious.
What's the worst pizza. I'll say that that's great. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And then Saturday was a birthday dinner for me, and
then Sunday my mom did, when.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Are we posting this? Uh tomorrow on your birthday? Happy birthday, Andrew?
You are thirty eight four? You're thirty four? Yeah? Oh man,
I thought you were older. Sorry, yeah, you look older. Yeah,
I know. It's all the stress in this place, so
much stress, stray. There is a lot of stress here,
all right. I hope I don't look that old. No,
(21:23):
you don't. Thanks, you don't. You're not You're not great
at all. I mean you say you are what You
got one freaking gray here that you can just cut out?
Oh shut up. It's on your sideburns. I know. That's
where my dad gets his. That's where it starts. Look mine,
my sideburns are more gray than anything else. That was
a g R A Y or g R E y.
It can go both. I think who said that g
R A Y is also correct? Is it? Hey? Siri?
(21:46):
I don't have it. How do you spell gray.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Gray g R E Y or come on, dude, No,
it's right there. Look the main one is a Y
and then it says also e y.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh yeah, but I think gray gray hair g R
A Y. What's up? Wow? You got me there? Singa
that's very nineties, very what show is it The Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtle? No, that's Cowabunga Bizinga. Was the Office
show or something? No, that was The Big Bang Theories?
(22:24):
What was it? Wasn't Bizinger the one with Steve Carrell?
That was The Office, wasn't it? He said? He was like,
that's what you said last night. Well that's what she said. Yeah,
that's what she said. Oh, so Bizinga is from the
Big Bang Theory. That's right with with my embiolic. Yes,
who was from the show Jeopardy? Blossom? Blossom Blossom? Yeah,
(22:48):
with the hat? Yes, the hat. What was the friend's name?
I liked her, the little the other the friend. She
had a weird name too. I think the other girl,
damn it blossom Peaches. No, it wasn't Peaches, Karen. It
was a little like the second fiddle her friend. I
liked her. Whatever. Sorry, that's okay. Well I guess we
(23:12):
should go. Yeah. I think that's it for today. By
the way, do you know that Willis has a podcast?
What you talk about? Willis Todd Bridges. He's got a
podcast with his wife. I'm gonna start listening to it. It
looks interesting. Great, he's got like seven listens, but I'm
gonna check it out. Well be the eighth. Yeah, support
your podcasters, I think so. I want to.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I want to hear what he has to say. Okay,
willis you know what you said? What did I you did?
Frig Did that hurt?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
No? How do you break that? How do you break
a crutch? I don't know. You just get you notice
it and then you just stop saying it. But that
came out of nowhere. I never used to say that before.
I don't know why that happened. I didn't say it,
he said, No, I just wanted to smack you, dick. Anyway.
Thank you for listening to this episode of bull Chat.
(23:56):
It really didn't go anywhere. It never does. But we'll
have a brand new Cereal Killers on Monday where we'll
talk about some new cereals that I found while in
South Carolina. So exciting. The Harris Teeter and the Kroger
hair and the publics and publics the public cereals are
becoming next time, right?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Cool? Because I got those also? Nice? Yeah, dude, I'm
a world traveler and I always make sure I pick
up cereals.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Know.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
That's the regular podcast, the serial killers is I'm not
a domestic traveler. No, I travel around the world too.
Sometimes I've been My passport is all kinds of stamps.
Even though they don't do it anymore, I always request it,
could you stamp it please? We don't really do that anymore.
They think I'm some sort of criminal because most people
don't care. I'm the stamp guy. Stamp guy. Yeah, speaking
(24:41):
of I found a bunch of stamps in my parents' house.
My grandfather had them in a metal thing. When I
was a kid. I used a lot of old stamps,
and I should not have, like I put them on letters.
But I found another box of stamps, old stamps. They
must have been my grandfather's. I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Bring let's go through your stamps live on a bult.
Nothing sounds more enjoyable than that.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I don't know. Maybe I haven't inverted Jenny. You know
what that is?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Come on, that's the most famous stamp in the world.
Jenny was an airplane airplanes and it was upside down
side down. That means inverted upside down Jenny. Cool and
those are.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Worth a lot of money million because there are many
of them. Yeah, because they stopped the production line real quick.
That's right. They did reissue it many years later as
a dollar stake. You had the original, No, I don't.
Oh my god, I wish I had the original. I
have to read the reboots on the sticky one.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
The queen stamp Queen, yeah, Mary, somebody sent me a
queen stamp, which queen like the Elizabeth, the one who died,
Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Also, we're getting a new pope soon, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Ready for that white smoke? Yeah, I know all about it.
You could you watch Conclave? No, I don't even know
what that is.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh, Conclave is the movie about it?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
No, the cardinals everything get together. Be about the real conclave.
All those cardinals get together. Not all of them, No,
only the ones under eighty. Yes, and there's that one
from Spain. He's gonna be eighty, like in a couple
of weeks. Like, please, let's go. I want to vote.
May seventh, that's the day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
But if you get the black smoke, then they just
keep going and then I know. So it's interesting because
if they get the black smoke, because they can't all
decide what happens if you turn eighty before the point
he's kicked out and you can't vote again.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
There probably is that written down. Huh. And in Latin then, yeah,
probably in Latin. You're right. Yeah. Let me tell you something.
The movie Conclave.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I did not know how they chose this pope or
choose popes, but they say it's pretty accurate to how
they do that.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's wild.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I bet the secret voting you have to get like
a consensus. Everybody goes into groups and no girls allowed. Yeah, weird.
The nuns they can't speak. The pope I remember the
most is Pope John Paul. He was like when I
was a kid growing up, for instance, though he seemed
like a nice Scot. Yeah, benedict I was actually I
went to Saint Benedict's and I remember in our TVs
(27:00):
in our classrooms we put it on. They were like,
it's white smoke, and then there was like Pope Benedictu
and we were like, oh.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
School, what is benedicta sat or something? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Benedictus I think was that an older pope. Yeah, he's pope.
He was like the first pope to quit in like
two hundred years. There's been like five hundred something pope.
There's a lot of popes that's crazy. Start looking into
the history of the popes. It's actually insane.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
But when did the pope start because there had to
be a long time ago, because popes are there for
like twenty years until they die. Yeah, they or quit
like pope. He was like, I'm out. Yeah, I wasn't
good at what he Yeah he's is he dead? I
think so? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, poor Benny. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
But anyway, it's actually interesting because he quit. He's like
I always like going to Wikipedia's and then figuring out like, oh,
he was one of two people. Then you click it
and you see all like the pope's superlatives and statistics.
I do that with presidents too. Its fun to know,
like weird trivia.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I think it's very interesting. I really do. Yeah, you know,
I mean, I guess you can't believe everything on Wikipedia,
but you can. This is the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
We were taught to investigate things and look into things
right nowadays, it's just I saw it on TikTok. That
is not a source.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
That's wrong.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Instagram social media is not a source. Wikipedia takes all
of these sources and puts them in one page.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
But can you just change things?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
You can if it says edit. But otherwise most pages
are locked and you have editors of these random pages.
So if I went to the I don't know this
Mark Hoppus page and I added he's best friends with
Scotty be, it says it that there is some insane
person who always checks the Mark Hoppas page on a
daily basis and will look for edits like that to
(28:43):
be like, nope, not true.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
But it is true. It says right there to my
best friend. So that is a fact added to the
Wikipedia page. Then I'm going to I'm sure you, I think,
won't let me add things, see because it's protected by
all these people.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Well I tried to add to my because you know,
on my high school page they have notable I can't.
And there's everybody on there, even people I've never ever
heard of before.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But I can't get on. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
People have tried to put me on and they won't
refuse it. W there's like way lesser people. This one
dug a hole in the street and painted it and
they're on there, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Like maybe it was a really bad hole. It's not fair.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Look, I know that I'm nobody, but I'm a little bit. Somebody,
Does that make sense the way you also you said, yeah, no,
I'm not Yes, I didn't even hear it. Yeah, I
want you to just keep beating the I want to
be black and blue here because that's what's gonna teach me.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, okay, Sorry, you're not on your notable alumni. Can
you try to change it? Would you try to add me?
Or I'll try and add you. I don't know. You're
an award nominated podcast host, right and not for nothing?
Not for nothing, but I mean I work on a
pretty big radio show for thirty years. Hello. Yeah, that's something.
(30:01):
That's they asked me to come back and talk to
the kids. That's something. So this is just your high school. Yes,
you just want to be added to you high school?
How hard could it be? I don't know. Sorry, I'll
try and add you once this is over. Do you
know Chuck Lor went to my high school? Had no idea?
Oh my god, not Chuck Lore. He was wanted all
those shows, ah, Chuck Lauri. Yeah, however you say it,
(30:22):
I didn't even know that. Huh. There's a there's a
couple of people and Hoodie Allen. Oh he is a
rap prapper. Yeah, I'm trying to think who from my
school was famous? Um, right, there's got to be something.
Did you ever look if you look up your school
in there, it'll say notable alumni. Yeah, and it's probably
there's probably like a priest or something from your school.
(30:44):
I don't think so. They tried to recruit people, but
it was like what.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I'm good, you mean to a priesthood with the collar. Yeah,
they'd come and talk to you and be like.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's not that bad. You're like a gate. I can't
never see you as a priest. Now, I'd probably lose
patience real quick. I think I go to Catholic school
or like even badder than like public school kids. Maybe
bad or even worse. Yeah, because they're forced. No one
wants to go to Catholic school. I didn't want to
go to Hebrew school like you. Your parents forced to
go to religious stuff. Every kid's like, oh, I gotta
(31:14):
go to religion today. Like, nobody wants to do that.
And if they do, those are the priests and the rabbis, right.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And that's why they recruit exactly. Well, thank you so
much for listening, Matt. We tried to end this like
ten minutes ago. Yeah, thanks for listening. We'll see you
Monday with all new serial Killers. Another bull chat on
the way at some point until we see you then,
thank you for listening. Check out our website serial killerspc
dot com for all the serial things, and we have
to come out with new merch. Okay, did you see
my posts in the Cruncher's chat? No, I don't look
(31:42):
at that, and when you do, you're like, I don't
get it. This is still a thing alternative bro. Anyway, Yeah,
people want merch, so we have to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
We should do a survey though, because I want to
see how many I did in the chat, right, like
four people like yeah, I want stuff. It was way
more than four people.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
But you're not gonna say the same way that we
should do a live show because people want to see
us and they want to represent us.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
They can watch us on our YouTube channel, serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I want to make money and go and do things.
You make money, not enough that I want to People
want to see us.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Let's supply supply it. We around the street. People can
come say hello, yeah, you'll do that, but yet a
pay ticket person, No, they muck me until we see
you again, say clink Andrew okay, let me BUYE clink
Clink take out. Can't.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm too nervous.
All right, Andrew just says, go hi, but wait, I
(00:02):
don't know. We're still from the thing man. We don't
need it. Yeah, let's just play something. Okay, it is
time for ball chat. Welcome. Let's get rid of these.
I might want something. You want these?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, Like that's only three like two weeks. That's going
to be a tease. Nobody knows what's in here.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well that's on a later episode. By no, it isn't.
Oh yes it is later. Do you understand the concept
I don't understand any concepts.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, oh my god, I eat way too much.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And all those bagels that were here this morning. How
many bagels did you have? I had a bagel and
a half. Are you carbo loading for your run? I
just oh, yes, I'm running this weekend. Where are you running?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm doing a five k in East Hampton. Nice, that's fun,
it is I've never run that far away before.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's far what you suely? I just do close ones Hey,
east Hampton's it's an hour away from me. Like you think, oh, Jeff,
Long Island, But Long Island, hello, the name it's long
Like it's a lot of miles from from east too.
So this one's all the way out. Yeah, it's crazy,
it is. So I've been training.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I went to the Connecticut over break the Connecticut. Yeah,
I went to New Haven. Let me tell you something.
That drive is torture. It was two and a half hours.
You're on that two lane highway the whole way. The
minute there's traffic, which there always is.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You're just stuck.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I know, I know all about traffic, dude. Yeah, it's
my life traffic to your life, brou it is. Wow,
how many years of my life I've wasted in traffic?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, that's miserable. How do I get a body like that?
What Tommy Dario's in there? Man? That's just that's not
fair at all? Is that what you want your body
to look like? I want to be ripped? You want
to be ripped or just a little bit less fat?
You're I feel like you're strong.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
First of all, you could murder me with one hand. Yeah,
you're exceptionally strong, though. Yeah, I like you're you're not
normal strong. Yeah, I'm just like, eh, you know, yeah,
I could take down like a chicken or something.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I don't know. Why was your go to a chicken?
I was thinking of farm That's what's on the farm
of course. Okay, so let's ask the question, Scott, how
was your weekend at the farm? We're talking about were
talking about what we're talking about. We're talking about running. Yeah, strength,
that's right. Okay. I'll never do a ten k again. Okay,
I will do five ks only, maybe a six or seven,
(02:24):
but never ten. I've never seen a six or seven k.
I actually saw a six oh yeah, and this maybe
it was six miles. I'm not doing that. Okay, six
miles is ten k pretty much. Yeah. I like doing
these little runs. I think it's fun.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It is nice, you know, good music in that's the thing.
Like the very first one I did, my AirPods wouldn't connect.
You know, I don't know technology and all, and so
I just I was thrown off.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I couldn't do it. I got stung by a beat.
It was terrible. It was just it was bad.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
You can't run without headphones. I don't get people that do.
Like more power to you. You're really in your thoughts.
But I need to run to like the beat, which
is why I've been liking my cycle classes so much
in the peloton, because it's like you're doing it to
the beat.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, I got a nice joy I got a nice
angry nineties alternative playlist, and that's where just keep me
going cool. You know, peaches come in a can. Yeah, alternative, bro,
it has to be. Yeah. Do you play Nirvana too angry?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't like Nirvana too angry? Never did too angry.
I like when the singer makes fart jokes and your
mom she farts in the bit sounds like again, that's
more your type of edge.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, you like those type of lyrics. Yeah yeah, not
like take down the system, let's fight things. Yours is
more like Peter Thompson. You smell like a dooty dooty
dooty duty.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I hate that word.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Meanwhile, you and the nineties were like, yeah, I hate
that word. Okay, you know then this will come on?
Yeah yeah, I'll start rolling. I'm just running, rolling like
the wind, Roland, run like the wind. Okay, yep, Oh,
my allergies have been on like bad lately, and.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It was really weird. As I'm nearing the end of
the race, always that song It's all downhill from here
will come on. I'm like, yeah, what perfect timing for sure?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, who's saying that new fat nut was that Yeah,
new fong glory, very good. Thank you, Thank you man,
you are meaty, thank you. Yeah that's my arm.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, that's from on the bike. When you're on the peloton,
you gotta hum.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's when you're like beating people up. No, I don't
beat people up. You could, I could, but I choose
not to.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Would you change the subject to I don't remember you
changed the subjects on your own.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No I didn't. I didn't change it. Yes you did.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You were talking about chickens and I could take them
on a farm. So then I said, okay, Scott, what
how was your farm trip?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It was great? Cool you sent me pictures of you
sitting on a tractor because you're being a jerk to me, Man,
this is a life that I enjoy. Yourse, what does
that mean?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Stop using millennial therapy words. It's not a therapy word.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It is. It's cosplaying. What cosplaying? You're dressing up and
you're like, yeah, I didn't dress up. I was wearing
a sweatshirt and jeans on it. I was sitting on
a tractor planting trees.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But the way you're sitting on the tractor planting trees, yeah, please, yes, please, please.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What do you mean? Please? Alright, you'll see you know
what am I gonna say? When you want a Christmas tree,
you can't have it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't like the real Christmas trees. I'm afraid they
all have bugs in them.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
No, not these. How do you know? Because I planted it. Yeah,
that means I'm definitely going to be some bugs in there. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
If you told me, like the professional farm or planted it,
I'd be like, oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It is professional. It's a Christmas tree farm.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, you keep saying that. But like, I don't know
if there's bugs on the tree, and they're so flammable
so when.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
They're dead, I don't know. They just scare me whatever,
because I've seen videos.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
There's videos of everything everywhere at once. Yeah, Like my
dad bought my daughter the scooter thing, the electric one,
and it's like I plugged it in and it started smoking.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Oh my god. You remember the hover boards?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, what a trend the nineties hoverboard nineties bruh, that
was twenty tens nineties, and then we were giving them
away on the air.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Did we Yes? So dangerous. That was like the hottest toy.
I fell off of it. They're very dangerous. Yeah, I
mean you have to balance. Those things were stupid. Yeah,
I know you can't get that trend.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But Razor scooters were a big wom when I was
growing up. Yeah, we loved my Razors.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
We saw a garage full of them. Yeah, we do
with them.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't know anymore. And they were so expensive when
they first came out. Do you remember they were like
two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, we have one of the electric ones that just
sits there.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I always wanted to change the wheels on. Mind you
wanted the light up ones, No, I wanted the orange ones.
They were so cool. But also the minute you ran
over anything, those wheels would get banged up so bad,
and then you'd be like.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
On a scooter, it's like, you do know what I'm
talking about? I do. And then if that's when you
fall off and wipe out. Yeah, you can always tell
what someone's about to wipe out because it starts shaking
and then they just go right over. I always wear
a helmet though, of course. Yeah, that's safe. I make
my kids wear helmet. Safety first, bro, I don't care
if you're you look like an idiot, yeah, don't care.
Always seatbelt always helmet. Yeah, always, I'll stop short at
(07:20):
the past. I do not get people. Wait, wait, what
scooter has a seatbelt?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I mean in cars and vehicles?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well that I don't get when people don't wear seatpeltal cool.
I genuinely don't understand. I feel weird without a seatbelt.
Team Yeah, even in the back. I don't care, dude,
make fun of me all day. What like, why are
you not wearing a seatbelt because you're too cool? Yeah,
alternative lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
As you're going through the windshield? Whoa, yeah, readica. No,
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Like seatbelts, I feel like they're so important. Why would
I not wear one?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't know, man, Yeah, I don't know either. I
just yeah. I mean, like you know, in the late
seventies and early eighties, we didn't because who cared.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Well, I mean you also had like a full bench
in the front seat and had like a microwave oven
in there, so I really didn't care.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I was playing with the cigarette lighter burning things. Yeah,
you know, like when it was the Ford, what was it,
the Pinto, Well, I mean those just exploded.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I feel we've come a long way in terms of
car safety, so let's make sure we're using all of
those safety things.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
When I was a kid, I feel like we always
had My dad would have like weird Cadillacs or Lincoln Continentals.
That's that's what we had. I remember, yeah, with the
bench seat in the front. Although sometimes he had like
a Volkswagon what was it a rabbit. He had a
couple of Volkswagon rabbits. Never heard of that one diesel. Okay, yeah,
we drove it to Florida with Burtner and he's sticking
(08:40):
out the sun roof. It was really interesting. I have
a picture somewhere like a stuffed animal burn or it
wasn't stuffed. It was six foot life size Burtner and
the paper machet with hair and the shirt and everything.
Why well, because friends of ours that lived in Florida
didn't want them anymore and gave them to us. So
we drove up from Florida with Burtner and he's sticking
out the sun roof. Oh yeah, and then I put
(09:02):
them my head in my room for years, the full
size Burton earnies.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, So on that subject, I have to find this
photo from when I was a kid with my uncle Tom. Yeah, yeah,
and it was Halloween and there was like a knockoff
Burton Ernie. It's the most terrifying Burton Ernie I've ever
seen in my life. Like it's pure nightmare fuel.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
The creepy big birds. Also, yes, from the birthday parties.
I will find this picture and I will send it
to you later.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I had a fake snoopy at my ground Round birthday party.
You're is that a meat ground Round? It is meat
actually good ground Round. Yeah, yeah, but no.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That was a restaurant chain in the seventies and eighties
and they most of them closed up in the nineties
or early two thousands, but they're starting to make a comeback.
Ground Rounds. Yeah huh, but I mean that was the
original place with the peanuts everywhere. They had barrels of
peanuts at every turn and just shells everywhere. Can't do
that anymore. No popcorn all over the floor. I have
to see second white cartoons up on the wall.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It's going to be controvers say it. I don't like
Texas Roadhouse, Okay, I don't either.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Don't like it. The food is crud. It's just the
rolls and butter that everyone likes. I don't like the rolls,
and I don't like the butter either. Well, I just
I find it. I don't like. There's nothing. I don't
have a calling to it. You know. Cooper wanted to
have her birthday there, but since they changed the mac
and cheese, she doesn't like it anymore. But she still
wants to go just for the rolls. Wasn't it Kraft?
It was Craft, so she could just nope, it doesn't
(10:25):
work that way. She only goes to restaurants that have
Kraft mac and cheese, but yet she won't eat the
Craft in the house. In the house, it's Annie's only
in restaurants, it's only Kraft. Let me tell you something.
This is my child.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If I told my parents that when we were at
a restaurant, you know, and they'd be like.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
You're gonna eat the damn mac and cheese? Yeah, well,
I mean then you'll be hungry. The only thing I
couldn't do with sour cream and that one you could
take off of stuff and cottage cheese ough with what melon? Nothing?
Oh I love it. Man, Give me a half a
candle outlets, put those seeds out. Give me a PLoP
of cottage cheese. I will eat cottage cheese on this podcast.
Really do you bring it in? I will eat it.
(11:01):
What happened? I will try it. My daughter is going
through her cottage cheese phase now, my older daughter. I'll
try it. We go through a container like every three days.
That's crazy, a lot of curds. I want the big curd.
You can't find it anymore. Please? They have small curd
they've whipped, but they don't have I can't find the
large curd cottage cheese anymore. I will try it. Is
it just the word curd?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I just it's like the consistency, it's the look of it.
I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's melting your mouth. I love it. Big curds is
squish it with your tongue. Hmm, please? What I don't
want it? Squishy cards. They're delicious. Throw some blueberries in there,
maybe some pineapple. The fact that you have to like
jazz up some cottage cheese. Oh, I don't jazz it.
I'll eat it right out the thing with the spoon.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Please.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'll go home and do it right now. We went
to Wegmans, the brand new Wegmans, and I bought Wegman's
cottage cheese. It's delicious. Well, the man in Ile five,
please stop eating the curd from the van. I did
eat something while I was there. I don't remember what
it was. Not surprised I eat something. I don't think
it was a sam either, but I just ate it anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I will say my last Costco run, they didn't have
good samples, and that made me sad. But it was
right before Easter, so I.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Don't know what I was do other just for the samples.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I do love my Costco samples. They have better ones
on the weekends, they do, but I'm not going there
on a weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That's too crowded. That's right. Yeah, that's your constellation prize
for going on a weekend. It's eating this all the sample. True,
But see, people are rude and inconsiderate. They just stop.
You know, you can excuse me. No, you know, I'm
getting a meatball. Say the supermarket's even worse because the
aisles are narrower. Yeah, they should not sample at supermarkets. No,
that's one thing that they should outlaw. I do agree
(12:38):
with that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Should we go to a quick commercial break, Yeah, because
I need to clear my throat or something.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You do that. It says, what now, Wilford. It's the
right thing to do, and we're bad. Did you clear
your throat? I didn't do it. Let me clear my throat. No,
I'm good. People don't want to hear that I had
too much lemon this morning. You're back at school, getting
lit up. Back at school, just back at school. Wow.
(13:05):
I want to keep track of the kiddos.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You know now, of course for my kidd as, I
gotta keep track this. Mama bear's got to take care
of her kidds.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
And he looks good, bro. He You know what people
that are, people that are ripped purposely wear clothing that's
too small. Okay, they do show it off, right, Yeah,
I guess so. Like if I put on a medium
shirt right now, it would be skinned tight. You don't
want to see that. But that'd be a size and
a half too small. Maybe the girls want to be shown.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
They do not, So what's up if you're watching this
on YouTube?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But that's a not a medium shirt. This is a large.
Oh okay, if I were a medium, you wouldn't want
to look at it again. I still think that there's
some company needs to come out with a larger or
I don't know why they don't Marine Layer had it
for a minute. I don't think they'd do it anymore.
What did the hey dude choose? I'm wearing them right now,
like what is what is the stick? Okay, there's no shtick.
(14:02):
They're just they're slip on slip offs. They're nice ye
a lot like a nice comfy slip on shaes. And
these look like sneakers. They have ones that look like
the boat shoes or doc chooser of the hell you
call them. I have some of those two. So pretty
soon I'm not gonna be allowed to wear these either,
because I'm no longer allowed to wear any of my sketchers.
I'm not allowed to wear my vans because my daughter
tells me that it's embarrassing. So I have a closet
(14:23):
full of vans, and I can't listen to what your
kids are saying is cool and not cool. My older
daughter's embarrassed by me. So I just died try to accommodate.
I would not accommodate. Well, you know what, my parents
embarrassed me a little bit, and so I know what
it's like, and you know, I'll.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Just You're on National TV saying full price is the
F word. Yeah, I came up with that. Yeah, but
she was too little. She didn't know any better that tims.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Like Daddy's on TV look coupons. Yeah, now it's a
little different. If I do that show now and she
was seventeen, would she's going to go to college and
she's gonna come back. It's gonna be like anything you
want by anyway, That's how it usually happens.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, right now, I'm not I'm like cool for one
of them, but not cool for the other.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
But they're making fun. I tell you, I'm sitting there,
like eating dinner or at a restaurant or just in
the house, you know, at the kitchen table, and I'll
see them like this. I know that they're recording me
and taking pictures. Cooper has an entire folder of all
bad dad pictures. Oh wow, you know it's me like with.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Like three chins because it's a bad angle or picking
my nose or picking my teeth or something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
And you know what, fair game. I don't care. It
doesn't bother me because I messed with them relentlessly when
they were little, so they want to get me back.
It's all good. Yeah, I mean, there is that viral video.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, yeah, the vomit one. Yeah, Cooper, what was it?
Whipped cream?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh, it's called whipped Cream Horror if you check it
out on YouTube. I remember I posted that to Reddit.
That went viral. It did it did? That got a
couple million views.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think that was crazy. That was before viral was
like really viral. Imagine now viral was always vira different.
Now there's all kinds of ta talks and things. It
was different. Then's YouTube or nothing. Yeah, you know, but
now TikTok viral, you're like, it passes so quick.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Also, I realized a crutch of mine. I don't and
I'm going to stop right now because I listened to
the last episode and I would say, you know, you know,
you know, after every sentence kind of like like oh,
and you don't really realize that you're saying it. So
from right now I'm gonna stop saying it consciously. I
don't know even know why you say that. It's like
you know what I'm saying, you know, So okay, Well,
(16:31):
I'm happy that you're not your If I want you to,
I want you to call me out if you hear it,
call me out, because that's when I can't have that
all right, can't have any crutches. No, I don't like
it being having crutches. I don't want people to be like, oh, like,
there's one guy on the news here in New York
and after every sentence he says all right, and it's
so annoying. I see it all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's weird that he could make it all the way
to New York. That's what I'm saying as an anchor. Yep,
I think maybe nobody notices it. It's annoying though, So
I don't want somebody to be listening to this podcast like, oh,
it's so annoying. Someone I know I found out has
a New Jersey Valley girl accent?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Is that even a thing from California? Oh? No, no,
I can't with that. So like, eh, if like you're
getting coffee, like it's like not a coffee though coffee
coffee Yeah. Ew it bothers me so much as it should.
(17:34):
It just is like a nunciat. I also think that
that's a put on. I don't think it's real. Oh,
it's one hundred percent real. So that's how they actually
talk all the time. Twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yes, like a general malaise I would. I would not
be able to be in the same room with that person.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, that one bothers me. Yeah. Oh what did you
do over vacation? I had a staycation, right, I think
you were here a little bit. Yeah, I was here.
I popped in and I saw a couple of people
like wow this, Oh you were here podcasts you were here.
I saw you, I saw you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
There were three different days of podcasting and then Thursday
I got a massage.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Shoe kick, excuse me? And what else? Say? Do you?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I went to Liberty Science Center in Jersey City now
with Tiana.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
When you get a massage, do you go a male
or female? Female? Roses my girl.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I went to her two three years ago now in
Jersey City, and it was the best massage I've ever had. Also,
I was extremely stressed at the time, and so maybe
just since then, I've been like, yes, and you're able
to resist the poop? Yes, I'm able to resist the boop. Okay,
I have a hard time doing that. I have to
think of think of other things, grandma whatnot. That I
(18:43):
never understand when people say that it works, like I
gotta think of my grandma's this way, I don't get
up boop, what Yeah, and there yourself for two seconds
you're getting a massage, close your eyes and zone out.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
No, don't think about anything.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
There was a person that we used to work with
that I think of everyone in a while and that
I'll get rid of it. I genuinely just go into
like a meditative just like I don't think.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I sometimes take an app sometimes they get a little
too close and you have you know, you have feelings
just saying, well, most of my tension is in my back. Yeah,
but they go everywhere. And the rocks and the heat
and everything. Yeah, I don't do the rocks, the heat
and everything, well, whatever it is. I don't like massages really,
I Don't'm not a fan. I just like this is
what I like. I like. I just like light, Like
can you just brush me? That's all I want. I
(19:27):
don't want you to like yeah, because it hurts more
than anything else. I don't like deep tissue because I
want to hurting for days. I love a deep tissue
massage because I want whatever to go. You know, Yeah,
I just said it. Oh you did, I caught myself.
Should I smack you? Yes? I want to? Okay, all right,
(19:48):
I'm not saying it. Why aren't you going to say that?
What go on? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
So I got a massage. I took my god child
Tianna to the Liberty Science Center. Okay, and I've been there.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Went to New Having, Connecticut on Friday. They got pizza there.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's a pizza or opza. Didn't what it's api zz
a that's what they call it. That's like what their
form of pizza. Yes, regrettably, they say that they have
the best pizza. There's like a sign when you enter
the state, like home of the best pizza.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Let me think of the pizza.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I had a couple of beverages and yes, and then
we wound up going for pizza at.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
This whole all place. Why would you do that? Because
the person at the bar was like, go to Aladdin's.
They make the best pizza. And so there I was
being like, this is good pizza?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Is that much more stereotypical than that a Laddin mural
in the back.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
It was like Disney Aladdin, Yes, barpet and everything. Hilarious.
What's the worst pizza. I'll say that that's great. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And then Saturday was a birthday dinner for me, and
then Sunday my mom did, when.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Are we posting this? Uh tomorrow on your birthday? Happy birthday, Andrew?
You are thirty eight four? You're thirty four? Yeah? Oh man,
I thought you were older. Sorry, yeah, you look older. Yeah,
I know. It's all the stress in this place, so
much stress, stray. There is a lot of stress here,
all right. I hope I don't look that old. No,
(21:23):
you don't. Thanks, you don't. You're not You're not great
at all. I mean you say you are what You
got one freaking gray here that you can just cut out?
Oh shut up. It's on your sideburns. I know. That's
where my dad gets his. That's where it starts. Look mine,
my sideburns are more gray than anything else. That was
a g R A Y or g R E y.
It can go both. I think who said that g
R A Y is also correct? Is it? Hey? Siri?
(21:46):
I don't have it. How do you spell gray.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Gray g R E Y or come on, dude, No,
it's right there. Look the main one is a Y
and then it says also e y.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh yeah, but I think gray gray hair g R
A Y. What's up? Wow? You got me there? Singa
that's very nineties, very what show is it The Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtle? No, that's Cowabunga Bizinga. Was the Office
show or something? No, that was The Big Bang Theories?
(22:24):
What was it? Wasn't Bizinger the one with Steve Carrell?
That was The Office, wasn't it? He said? He was like,
that's what you said last night. Well that's what she said. Yeah,
that's what she said. Oh, so Bizinga is from the
Big Bang Theory. That's right with with my embiolic. Yes,
who was from the show Jeopardy? Blossom? Blossom Blossom? Yeah,
(22:48):
with the hat? Yes, the hat. What was the friend's name?
I liked her, the little the other the friend. She
had a weird name too. I think the other girl,
damn it blossom Peaches. No, it wasn't Peaches, Karen. It
was a little like the second fiddle her friend. I
liked her. Whatever. Sorry, that's okay. Well I guess we
(23:12):
should go. Yeah. I think that's it for today. By
the way, do you know that Willis has a podcast?
What you talk about? Willis Todd Bridges. He's got a
podcast with his wife. I'm gonna start listening to it. It
looks interesting. Great, he's got like seven listens, but I'm
gonna check it out. Well be the eighth. Yeah, support
your podcasters, I think so. I want to.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I want to hear what he has to say. Okay,
willis you know what you said? What did I you did?
Frig Did that hurt?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
No? How do you break that? How do you break
a crutch? I don't know. You just get you notice
it and then you just stop saying it. But that
came out of nowhere. I never used to say that before.
I don't know why that happened. I didn't say it,
he said, No, I just wanted to smack you, dick. Anyway.
Thank you for listening to this episode of bull Chat.
(23:56):
It really didn't go anywhere. It never does. But we'll
have a brand new Cereal Killers on Monday where we'll
talk about some new cereals that I found while in
South Carolina. So exciting. The Harris Teeter and the Kroger
hair and the publics and publics the public cereals are
becoming next time, right?
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Cool? Because I got those also? Nice? Yeah, dude, I'm
a world traveler and I always make sure I pick
up cereals.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Know.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
That's the regular podcast, the serial killers is I'm not
a domestic traveler. No, I travel around the world too.
Sometimes I've been My passport is all kinds of stamps.
Even though they don't do it anymore, I always request it,
could you stamp it please? We don't really do that anymore.
They think I'm some sort of criminal because most people
don't care. I'm the stamp guy. Stamp guy. Yeah, speaking
(24:41):
of I found a bunch of stamps in my parents' house.
My grandfather had them in a metal thing. When I
was a kid. I used a lot of old stamps,
and I should not have, like I put them on letters.
But I found another box of stamps, old stamps. They
must have been my grandfather's. I'm guessing.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Bring let's go through your stamps live on a bult.
Nothing sounds more enjoyable than that.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I don't know. Maybe I haven't inverted Jenny. You know
what that is?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Come on, that's the most famous stamp in the world.
Jenny was an airplane airplanes and it was upside down
side down. That means inverted upside down Jenny. Cool and
those are.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Worth a lot of money million because there are many
of them. Yeah, because they stopped the production line real quick.
That's right. They did reissue it many years later as
a dollar stake. You had the original, No, I don't.
Oh my god, I wish I had the original. I
have to read the reboots on the sticky one.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
The queen stamp Queen, yeah, Mary, somebody sent me a
queen stamp, which queen like the Elizabeth, the one who died,
Queen Elizabeth.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Also, we're getting a new pope soon, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Ready for that white smoke? Yeah, I know all about it.
You could you watch Conclave? No, I don't even know
what that is.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh, Conclave is the movie about it?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
No, the cardinals everything get together. Be about the real conclave.
All those cardinals get together. Not all of them, No,
only the ones under eighty. Yes, and there's that one
from Spain. He's gonna be eighty, like in a couple
of weeks. Like, please, let's go. I want to vote.
May seventh, that's the day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
But if you get the black smoke, then they just
keep going and then I know. So it's interesting because
if they get the black smoke, because they can't all
decide what happens if you turn eighty before the point
he's kicked out and you can't vote again.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
There probably is that written down. Huh. And in Latin then, yeah,
probably in Latin. You're right. Yeah. Let me tell you something.
The movie Conclave.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I did not know how they chose this pope or
choose popes, but they say it's pretty accurate to how
they do that.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's wild.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I bet the secret voting you have to get like
a consensus. Everybody goes into groups and no girls allowed. Yeah, weird.
The nuns they can't speak. The pope I remember the
most is Pope John Paul. He was like when I
was a kid growing up, for instance, though he seemed
like a nice Scot. Yeah, benedict I was actually I
went to Saint Benedict's and I remember in our TVs
(27:00):
in our classrooms we put it on. They were like,
it's white smoke, and then there was like Pope Benedictu
and we were like, oh.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
School, what is benedicta sat or something? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Benedictus I think was that an older pope. Yeah, he's pope.
He was like the first pope to quit in like
two hundred years. There's been like five hundred something pope.
There's a lot of popes that's crazy. Start looking into
the history of the popes. It's actually insane.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
But when did the pope start because there had to
be a long time ago, because popes are there for
like twenty years until they die. Yeah, they or quit
like pope. He was like, I'm out. Yeah, I wasn't
good at what he Yeah he's is he dead? I
think so? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, poor Benny. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
But anyway, it's actually interesting because he quit. He's like
I always like going to Wikipedia's and then figuring out like, oh,
he was one of two people. Then you click it
and you see all like the pope's superlatives and statistics.
I do that with presidents too. Its fun to know,
like weird trivia.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I think it's very interesting. I really do. Yeah, you know,
I mean, I guess you can't believe everything on Wikipedia,
but you can. This is the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
We were taught to investigate things and look into things
right nowadays, it's just I saw it on TikTok. That
is not a source.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
That's wrong.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Instagram social media is not a source. Wikipedia takes all
of these sources and puts them in one page.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
But can you just change things?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
You can if it says edit. But otherwise most pages
are locked and you have editors of these random pages.
So if I went to the I don't know this
Mark Hoppus page and I added he's best friends with
Scotty be, it says it that there is some insane
person who always checks the Mark Hoppas page on a
daily basis and will look for edits like that to
(28:43):
be like, nope, not true.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
But it is true. It says right there to my
best friend. So that is a fact added to the
Wikipedia page. Then I'm going to I'm sure you, I think,
won't let me add things, see because it's protected by
all these people.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Well I tried to add to my because you know,
on my high school page they have notable I can't.
And there's everybody on there, even people I've never ever
heard of before.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
But I can't get on. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
People have tried to put me on and they won't
refuse it. W there's like way lesser people. This one
dug a hole in the street and painted it and
they're on there, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Like maybe it was a really bad hole. It's not fair.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Look, I know that I'm nobody, but I'm a little bit. Somebody,
Does that make sense the way you also you said, yeah, no,
I'm not Yes, I didn't even hear it. Yeah, I
want you to just keep beating the I want to
be black and blue here because that's what's gonna teach me.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, okay, Sorry, you're not on your notable alumni. Can
you try to change it? Would you try to add me?
Or I'll try and add you. I don't know. You're
an award nominated podcast host, right and not for nothing?
Not for nothing, but I mean I work on a
pretty big radio show for thirty years. Hello. Yeah, that's something.
(30:01):
That's they asked me to come back and talk to
the kids. That's something. So this is just your high school. Yes,
you just want to be added to you high school?
How hard could it be? I don't know. Sorry, I'll
try and add you once this is over. Do you
know Chuck Lor went to my high school? Had no idea?
Oh my god, not Chuck Lore. He was wanted all
those shows, ah, Chuck Lauri. Yeah, however you say it,
(30:22):
I didn't even know that. Huh. There's a there's a
couple of people and Hoodie Allen. Oh he is a
rap prapper. Yeah, I'm trying to think who from my
school was famous? Um, right, there's got to be something.
Did you ever look if you look up your school
in there, it'll say notable alumni. Yeah, and it's probably
there's probably like a priest or something from your school.
(30:44):
I don't think so. They tried to recruit people, but
it was like what.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I'm good, you mean to a priesthood with the collar. Yeah,
they'd come and talk to you and be like.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's not that bad. You're like a gate. I can't
never see you as a priest. Now, I'd probably lose
patience real quick. I think I go to Catholic school
or like even badder than like public school kids. Maybe
bad or even worse. Yeah, because they're forced. No one
wants to go to Catholic school. I didn't want to
go to Hebrew school like you. Your parents forced to
go to religious stuff. Every kid's like, oh, I gotta
(31:14):
go to religion today. Like, nobody wants to do that.
And if they do, those are the priests and the rabbis, right.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And that's why they recruit exactly. Well, thank you so
much for listening, Matt. We tried to end this like
ten minutes ago. Yeah, thanks for listening. We'll see you
Monday with all new serial Killers. Another bull chat on
the way at some point until we see you then,
thank you for listening. Check out our website serial killerspc
dot com for all the serial things, and we have
to come out with new merch. Okay, did you see
my posts in the Cruncher's chat? No, I don't look
(31:42):
at that, and when you do, you're like, I don't
get it. This is still a thing alternative bro. Anyway, Yeah,
people want merch, so we have to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
We should do a survey though, because I want to
see how many I did in the chat, right, like
four people like yeah, I want stuff. It was way
more than four people.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
But you're not gonna say the same way that we
should do a live show because people want to see
us and they want to represent us.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
They can watch us on our YouTube channel, serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
I want to make money and go and do things.
You make money, not enough that I want to People
want to see us.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Let's supply supply it. We around the street. People can
come say hello, yeah, you'll do that, but yet a
pay ticket person, No, they muck me until we see
you again, say clink Andrew okay, let me BUYE clink
Clink take out. Can't.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I'm too nervous.
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
The Breakfast Club
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!