July 25, 2022 • 33 mins
A fruity roller coaster ride today! We’ll start off with the pretty decent new (but late) release of L.O.L. Surprise from General Mills. Then, a pretty gross bubble gum flavored Dollar Tree find from Golden Foods. After that, we’ll crash and burn with a listener supplied bag of awful Keto crap.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How's that even better?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Like that in a world? Look, all your meetings are
popping up on your little computer. There, my little computer, dude,
can I X out of that? Sure, Scott's I can't
see the table, I'll do it because I need to
see what's in the camera shot. What are you talking about?
I need to see. I don't know what's going on now.
Oh hello, Welcome to Serial Killers. Yay, it's episode forty two. No, well,
(00:31):
I'm an episode ahead of you. That's how I've been
labeling them. Well, I mean, you're just ahead of the times.
It's Monday, July twenty fifth. Welcome to Serial Killers. That's
where you hit the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hit the thing?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yep, excuse me, goodness, I don't boom. Oh, you can't
drink that. That's gonna skew your taste button. It ain't
your You're just what's up, buddy?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'm great. How are you today?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Are you at the beach house right now with Tommy
and Gina?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We actually yes, yeah, yep, I'm leaving today.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh you're coming home?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh good, so we don't have to record another one.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Then it's July twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We could we well whatever anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers.
How's it going, buddy, great, magical, you're having a good time.
Credit good life.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Ever, great life, good, everything's great.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Thanks, I'm happy for you too.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah. I feel like we need to like jazz it
up a bit. Okay, we need to start doing things again.
I know it's on me. I totally get it. I
got it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, so you come up with it.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm going to I'm gonna come up with some new
things I think for the next episode. Well maybe not
the next one because that might be today. So the
next next one, I'm gonna try to do another like
graveyard or you know, some of the things that this
podcast was built on. Yeah, and in case you're a
new listener, I'm Scottie b I'm sorry. You're drinking coffee,
and I'm Andrew. Yeah, you're drinking your iced coffee over there.
It's my ice try And this is open Serial Killers.
(02:00):
It's a podcast where we talk about cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
We will that's oat milk in it and I don't
like that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
We'll eat three cereals and we'll tell you if they're
good or bad, and you'll either buy them or you won't,
or you won't be able to because you can't get
them in this country. You know, one of those things.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Or hit to cereal killers PC dot com if you'd
like to see the full list of over seven hundred
cereals that we've tried.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Cool. Now you know what I do have to apologize
for last week's episode. I took credit for purchasing a
cereal that I did not. I thought that I bought
the malta meal chocolate peanut butter scooters at Walmart, but
that way I didn't. Paul from Florida sent them to us.
And Paul from Florida and he's Palm Bay. I don't
know where that at. Where's Palm Bay? Is a west coast,
east coast, north south? I think it's Is it down
(02:40):
by me Panhandle?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No? I think it's down by Boca. Let me double check.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Del Boca Vista? Is that where your parents are?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Del Boca Vista? Oh my god, I forgot that I
had a meeting.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Sugar, Sorry, you can't leave. We'll make this one quick.
How about that?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Can I.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're listening to it live folks as important to and
reschedules his meeting.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You have to leave?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, damn it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Do you seriously have to leave right now?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I have to see if I have to. They've been
trying to get me on this call, and I just
realized that they had it schedule for ten thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Gosh, dang it, Well you're so late ready, Just tell
him ten more minutes won't hurt no.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Because we won't do this in ten minutes, and we
owe to our listeners to put on a good show.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
We're already like eight minutes in. We'll do it in
ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Why don't you We're not eight minutes in, we're only
two minutes in.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Why don't you get Sam or somebody? Can't you?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, I want to do this.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
This is you, I know, but I just am telling
you that I have to get on this meeting.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We could be eating cereals.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All right, but we shouldn't because we should put on
a good episode for our listeners. That's what we'll be back. Listeners.
We'll pick up in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
But they're not going to go anywhere though, because of
course I'm gonna edit this video, so we'll be back
right after this great hit the thing. We'll play commercial
here and then we'll come back and eat cereal. Just
hit the thing, we'll be right back. By back, We'll
right back. Great, you be able to do that, So
(04:02):
I just wait here as long as you know, I'll
just wait.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, hello everybody again. You know Scott's not here yet,
so I figured I would just monologue a little bit.
Figure he'll be here soon. I hope you guys are
all enjoying your day. I mean, it's a it's a
it's a Monday. I just like Mondays immensely. If I'm
just being honest with you, I don't. Well, here's the thing.
(04:28):
Do I really despise a Monday?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But what's the worst day of the week if I
really had to think of it. Tuesdays? Tuesdays are terrible. Hmm.
Thursdays are good because it's right before Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Sundays Sundays are not good days. You gotta watch out
for Sundays. That's all I'm gonna say. They sneak up
out of nowhere. We really need to switch with if
I'm if I'm gonna expand on this, I think we
need to switch to a four day work week instead
of a five day work week. Why am I only
getting three two days off. I should be getting three
because by the time Friday rolls around, I have one
(05:03):
night to sleep where I get to rest and relax.
Then you got Saturday, but then Sunday is a wash. Like, really,
consider this, The four day work week would be so
much better. I'm telling you, I don't even know who
this person is. These are spam at this spam filter.
I'm just talking about a four day work week versus
a five day work But.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You started it back off with that's dude. You left
because you had to leave, and then you started it
back up without me.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah. I decided to monologue a little bit, just have
some fun.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Will you make it fun of me?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I went down to the promotions department. I got these
cool sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I was just monologuing on a four day work week.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I like the morning is you don't really see mirrored
like nobly disposable sunglasses than those are radicals.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Here's another question, Yes, what's your worst favorite what's your
least favorite day of the week. Originally I said, oh,
it's a Monday. I hate Mondays. But it's surreal because
this is a full I said, Tuesdays are really the
worst day of the week. If I'm being honest, all.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Right, so don't you agree two weeks ago, I was
done in Jack's.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Two weeks ago, I don't want to talk about this.
Save it a bull chair.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's a bull chat topic.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Just say if you don't like Mondays or if you
prefer Tuesdays, that's all bull chat topic.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Just say what it's something for me that I have
to think about. It's that hard for you to think, Yes,
what does a Tuesday bring you?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, the week?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
The weekdays are different for me because I work Saturdays,
so it's different. Things are different.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, that's why I said we should switch to a
four day work week. Okay, this way you'd have more
time off.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Cereal fans don't care what day of the week it is.
They just want to get matter.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
When you said you wanted to go back to this
is how bull chat started, because.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
This is talk about chat. This is a serial killers.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Now, I know, but we used to talk about things
off of bull chat.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So about three weeks ago, two weeks ago, whatever I
was in Jacka's fans.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Are going to come to my defense once again.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Visiting our friend Froggy and Lisa in Florida, And you know,
I love strolling the cereal aisle at every supermarket wherever
I am. So I was in the big Public Publics
is beautiful. By the way, Publics is a beautiful store yep,
okay whatever. I didn't go to wind Dixie. I went
to Public's.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Save both chat.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Just get to the cereal. It's just get to the cereal.
We don't need to know about what the aisles looked like.
We don't need to know about which one you prefer.
Just get to the cereal. Stay on trek.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So this is one of those new General Mill cereals
thank you, that we have not received yet. We did
get a box from a friend of ours, but we
did not get this one. So I purchased it and
I flew it back up here for us Andrew. So
it is imported from the state of Florida. So it
could we say serial Killers International. I mean sometimes Florida
is another country. But anyway, let me go down to
(07:33):
the cereal sack Andrew. Check it out. My kid's gonna
love this.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Lol Surprise, surprise. I don't get what is this.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's well, first of all, they're about five years late
on this. Oh, because LOL dolls were a huge thing.
H what birthday cake flavored? You know, I didn't even
see that. I thought it was gonna be more like
Lucky Charms birthday cake. Naturally. Take the box. What does
it say?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It says naturally and artificially flavored. Here you go. Jesus.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
What have they ever had a Jesus cereal?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We can't talk about this.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's cereal. No religion in serial killers save a bul chat.
I'm sure there has been a Jesus cereal, some novelty thing.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm sure Christian camp set went up. What or some
church someplace made of Jesus cereal? Or Spencers. I feel
like a Spencer's would do that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But could you eat Jesus?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I mean you're not supposed to. That's like sacrilegious.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But don't they give you? Don't you eat him every week?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
In such body of Christ? That's the living like, That's
that's why it's called the Body of Christ and the
body and blood.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Whyn't they just cut that up with sugar on it
and put in a box and make a cereal out
of it?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's sacrilegious.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Why you eat it in church? Why can't you eat
answer the breakfast?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The body of Christ is only supposed to be had
when you're having communion in church. You can't just like
I can't just say like, oh I bless the cereal.
This is now the body of Christ.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Could have a box of Jesus Ohs with marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, Lol, surprised All cereal cannot be considered the body
of Christ.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay, well it can.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I say that one more time. I'm pretty sure if
somebody was keeping a tracker in the corner, I said
at least five times. So I apologize.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm shaking the box. Shake his box, it's my box,
all right? Okay, thank you, thank you, see Debbie Gibson
on the mixtape tour. Thank you. Okay, go for it. No,
you can lower it down. So I thought it was
just gonna be Lucky charms, but now I realize it's
birthday cake flavored, so it's gonna be it's gonna be
(09:24):
gross nauseating birthday cake flavor cereal with marshmallows. Yep, collect
GID you bought it, collect all three digital? Well, I
have to buy everything. I know Andrew, it's a limited edition,
which means it won't be around long. And yeah, do
they even sew lol dolls anymore. I don't have a child,
and they are Yeah, I don't. They come in the
little they came in those in the things, the round
(09:46):
things cool, wow, real eloquent whatever. Cooper has like seven
hundred of them and they're all worthless. Oh and they
probably cost about seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I also love that you made fun of me for
not knowing what it's children's doll is.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
L dolls were a huge phenomenon. It doesn't matter who
you are or what It was a pop culture thing.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Ever saw it anywhere?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
You never saw an LOL doll, never saw an OL.
So those those fatal brats dolls, those faces don't look
familiar to you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Could you tell me what's going on in there while
I opened the bag? Sure, there's something printed on the
inside of the box.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Scan for your unique LOL surprise serial reward.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What do you think it is? Should I scan it?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I don't care enough?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Wow, I knew that I chose the wrong co host.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Who was your other choice?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, I mean they were lining up, they were.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Lining up, Well you could call them, should be calling
up right now? Are you gonna call?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
They all are on other successful podcasts, Really like which
ones the guy, that guy, the guy okay, yeah, yep, yeah,
the hit yeah, uh huh, the one, the one.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yep, okay, yep, they have a football chat.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was trying to what the hell's the guy's name
with with millions and millions and millions of followers, the
guy that, the guy that did the show? Come mom,
what's his name? I don't know? You you tell me?
Apparently he was your co host. He was right there.
He was Yeah Rogan, Joe Rogan was gonna be here. Yes,
he was first.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, well that's a controversial choice for a Cereal podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Well no, and I was like, you know what, this
guy Andrew, I think he wants to come on, so
I'm gonna let him.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I didn't know you had Joe Rogan on speed Dial.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well I do, because he eats were he used to
eat We're things on that show or Making Factor when
he hosted that got it everything You're saying, like, I
just my brain is shut down. Well I mean yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm gonna get the milk.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Now where my son glasses and.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
We're using bowl and basket milk. You know, we're still
waiting on our friends from Farmland. Dais, can you stop singing.
Who sang it? Who sang it? Who sang Vincent Price,
Corey Hart Let's he's hurt me. So these are little,
they're l's and they're o's. Look at the shapes. You're
(12:01):
not even looking. You need to critique the cereal. You're
a cereal podcaster, you review cereals. They're l's and o's
for L O L and with marshmallows. I don't know
what the marshmallows are.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Am I breathing correctly? Am I sitting up straight?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Is my posture? Good?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Is the recording to your liking? Because every single thing
gives me press record you've been just hammering down on.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It has the beige taste of cookie crusp right, Yeah,
the cereal pieces taste like cookie crisp without the you know,
chocolate specs.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
It's not terrible.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's not good, and there's not well. It is good,
not great. Who's talking?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Who are you texting?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I give it a three. I don't hate it. I
think I'm pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Mm hmm. But it's a little overly sweet. Take like
the l ol aspect out of it. If it was
like a Lucky Trump special edition.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, that's why I'm giving it three bowls. Right, it's good.
It's a little too sweet, but it's still good.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I give it four balls.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay, cool? Or like it good?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What? What? What do you want to say?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's it. I'll go We'll go to the next one.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
What are we supposed to do here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Can I say something real quick? Sure, it's not a
bull chat thing. It's a serial killers thing. Okay, before
my trip to Florida, you.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Have a crumb? Oh, yep, you got it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I went to CVS. I had to pick them. I
had to pick up a minithing of baby powder. You know,
I like to powder the boys because they sweat, you know,
same as a bull chit. So I went into CVS,
I bought the powder. I came out and there was
a guy out there waiting.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Hold up, are you really telling like a story in
the middle of this that's not going to lead to cereal?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It will. So the fact that you get to you
are such a hypocrite, Andrew, there's nowhere else to say
this bull chat. No, that's not a bull chat story.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Did he hand you a box of cereal?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can I speak?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
If it doesn't end with him handing you a box
of cereal.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Then this is I came out of CBS and there
was a guy standing there. He says to me, are
you Scott e B. I said, yes, you know, reluctantly.
I'm not that guy. You know, I'm not that guy. Okay,
So I said yes, And he's like, I love the podcast.
I love Serial Killers. That's why I'm saying it on
Serial Killers. He said, I listen all the time. He said,
(14:36):
I don't even eat cereal, but I listened all the time.
And his name was Drew, and so I would like
to say hello to Drew. And I would like Drew
to say hello to Drew.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Hi, Hi, Drew.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, he loves the Show's that's cool. So he was
he's a new listener. So he's a little bit far behind. Okay,
the morning show that we work on, Candlebox. What did
he know the show that we work on, the bigger show. Well, yes,
because he's from new he's aware. Cool, he's aware. But
I just wanted to say hello because I thought it
was really cool that he waited out there, very nice
to let us know that he loves the show. Yeah,
(15:08):
and he's only in I think like the seventies episode,
so he'll hear this in about a year. So I
just want to throw that out there. Drew, thank you
so much for listening. Yes, yeah, oh bless you, Oh
my gosh. And I'd love to see the picture that
we took. I don't know where I can find that. Hey,
there are stacks. Hey doing buddy? Oh that was squirreling.
I'm very sorry, Carla Marie.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well, no, you squirreling was going off into a monologue
when I was told not to talk about anything but
cereal yours?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
But hi, Drew, Drew is serial related? Yours? Wasn't what
your favorite prior of the week Monday, because that's when
Serial Killers plays.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It was the least favorite day of the week.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, Well, I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I wasn't clearly you weren't.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I wasn't in here.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You started, How many times have I gone to do
something and come back in and you're.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Like, uh, there he is the millennial himself. Oh so busy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You were the one that left, yeah, because they had
a meeting to which before I did it?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You were like, seriously, am I cartman? Now?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No? That's yeah, You're both all right?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Can we eat cereal please. I would love nothing more.
My friend, here comes the next one. I'll tell you
where we found this one. This one came from Dollar Tree.
Oh cool, okay, and it has the cancer warning on it.
Oh God, we've had these before. Great from Golden Foods.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Eh.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I saw this one, had never seen it online before.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Saw this one has saw dust in it.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Probably well, no, it's only cancerous in California. That's how
they do it. California has that cancer warning on like everything,
like your couch will give you cancer in California, you know.
So I saw this in the aisle, like, what in
the hell is this? And I was with my daughter
and she's like, Dad, you have to try this and
it's so disgusting looking and I can't wait for you
to eat it.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Bubble gum Yeah, fruit fruity rolls from Golden Foods, bubble
gum rings cereal. So is how No to me, it's
gonna be fake roast fruit loops? Why is it bubble
gum flavored? Well openness Okay. I'm immediately intrigued and horrified
at the same time.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I mean, I believe that this will be nauseating. Oh,
let's smell this.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
If it smells like gum. I'm really gonna not want this.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's gonna be it's gonna be cotton candyish.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I think one can hope.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, it smells like bubble gum.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh no, oh no, it does no.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And the thing is after we eat this, we're gonna
have to go for chemo. Oh god, that's not funny.
I'm sorry. I'm just saying that it's got the cancer warning.
And they look like little buttholes. They do look like
the pink ones. They're a little puckered buttholes. They are sweet.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Ewh Who thinks that this is a good flavor?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I see. I don't like bubble gum flavored things either.
Baskin Robins used to or every once in a while
they'll have bubble gum flavored ice cream and it's like,
it's like grossy, it's cotton candy type ice cream with
bubble gum pieces in you.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
It's like chalky.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Where's the milk?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Did you put it away?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Did I put it away?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You're sitting I thought maybe you were trying to keep
it cold. Okay, watch your fingers. Don't want to get
any milk on you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
This is gonna be so gross.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Did I put enough milk?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And Biff definitely got fired from working at the big brands.
His dada stopped working for the company.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Dude, everybody that works at Golden Foods is an intern.
Just fyo.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
True, a lot of biffs. Did you say, hey, Drew, Oh,
oh my god, it's so bubblegummy?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Right, this is gonna be so disgusting. Here we go one, two, three. Look,
there's no doubt about it. It tastes like you're eating gum,
but then the gum goes away and you swallow it.
Does that make sense right, because normally you chew bubble
gum and then you spit it out. This you chew
(18:47):
and it goes away. I'm gonna hand it to Golden Foods.
It tastes just like bubble gum. But who the hell
wants to eat that for breakfast or ever.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's like bubble tape, but like you, you have to
eat it like you. And also I'm getting like weird
flavor pockets now that are almost like bubbling on the tongue.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And there's a weird film also, I mean, look, you
kind of have to give it props. I want someone
else to try this, like, right now, you have to
give it props for being what it says it is. Yeah,
there's no doubt about that. But that doesn't mean I
have to like it. I give this a spoon now. Actually,
the vomit face, this should never have existed. If the
cereal incinerator sound was in here, I'd chuck it in
(19:29):
and I'd also call the exorcist and he'd blessed that
he'd get this thing out. This is gross. It is gross,
but in a weird way. I'm going to give it
two balls. The power of Christ compels you. The power
of Christ compels you. Absolutely not if you are a
fan of bubblegum, who's.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That much of a fan that they want to eat it?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
People that chew bubble like like, oh my god, Danielle
would love this. No, she wouldn't. She choose gum all
the time. Just because you.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Chew gum doesn't. And I need a spearmant.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
See the thing that's annoying, it's not spearman, it's bubble gum.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
The thing I'm saying doesn't mean I need a spearmint
or a winter fresh cereal. It's who needs it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I am getting a little bit nauseous right now.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
My tongue is like soury.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
It's kind of artificially flat. I'm gonna get drop it
to one bowl. But see, I wanted Danielle to be
in on this episode. She's got stupid COVID and she
couldn't come in. But I wanted her to do this
because all these cereals that we're eating today, I wanted
her to try. But I had to just get this
one out.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I want someone else to try this.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Like, so there's somebody sitting out there who's talking to
the salesperson. Go go go find somebody. So edal body,
what's your favorite day of the week, you know, because
I'm not a big fla out of mom days. I
only like, all right, Andrew is not running around trying
to find somebody that will try this bubblegum cereal from
Golden Foods and now it's technically called fruity rolls. Bull,
(20:50):
I don't know what the fruity rolls is, but there's
little emoji type guys on here and it's kind of
giving me a headache right now, you know, because the
the artific official flavor is so overwhelming that it is
beginning to make me nauseous, so I believe that the
one bowl rating is appropriate. Oh he's got somebody I
don't know who he's dragging in here. There's a salesperson sitting.
(21:12):
Oh there's Ali Ali Gold. Everybody Ali Gold. She's our
web person for the Elvis d Ran Show. I'm gonna
pour a cup, one cup for oh, two cups? Okay,
welcome here, Come take a seat.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Oh okay. Oh well, I've never had cereal with milk before.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
What are you lactose free or some shit.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I was born allergic to milk and then I gradually
grew out of it and making kind of blacktose intolerant.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
But like growing up then I didn't have cereal.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
With no Well, so not only will you vomit from
this cereal, you will also have diarrhea. That is spectacular.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Oh god, camera, yeah, yeah, you're on camera.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh Jesus, guys formed me.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
All right, So this is I found this at the
Dollar Tree and it's bubble gum cereal. So if you
like the flavor of bubblegum. Do you like bubble gum?
Do you bubble? Then you might actually like to see
I told Andrew like as far as flavor goes it
tastes like bubble gum.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh right, well, bubble gum. Jelly beans are my favorite
flavor of Then you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Know what you're gonna like this because this is basically
you're chewing bubble gum but then you swallow it. It's
not it doesn't make sense for a breakfast cereal, but
go ahead. I'm curious as to your take. It does
taste like bubble gum, yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Mm hmm. It's not just bubble gum. It tastes like
bubble yum specific specificition.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I was thinking more hubba bubba mm, although Andrew mentioned
bubble tape, so it's it's kind of it's in that realm.
The only the cool thing about it is there's a
warning on here that says consuming this product can expose
you to chemicals, including a racol mide, which is known
in the state of California to cost cancer and birth
effects or other reproductive harm. So I probably should have
(22:59):
told you that beforehand, But warming we were just talking
about babies too. Yeah, we were just well, now you
can't have one, Thanks for trying the cereal. How do
you like it?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
It tastes like I got my youth back.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, no, but I mean, it's it. I mean it's
somewhat nauseating because the flavor is overpowering. But if you
were a bubble gum flavor fan, I think it's not terrible.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Definitely, And now that you said the tape bubble gum,
it's definitely because you taste that like you know, the yes,
you know, the chalk powder.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
It tastes like the powder.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You know where that powder was was prevalent when I
was a kid that you guys didn't get to experience.
What oh yeah, the base that's right, the card that
you're right, the top baseball cards. But I was I
was thinking the the fake cigarettes, the bubble gum cigarettes,
because you know, you blow the powder out. Yeah right,
Give him a spoon, a fresh spoon, dude, don't yeah sure,
(23:51):
what do you know what are ally?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yeah, it's like two bowls one.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Spoof to go up to five balls. Spoon is a half.
So if you had to go up to five balls,
what would you give it?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Give it two point five two balls in a spoon.
Two balls and a spoon. That is generous, Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That is very generous. I gave this a vomit pace.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
See no, no, no, dollars twenty five.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Well, and and you won't be able to have children,
right right, that's also you're paying.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
For it, so I'm not what are you thinking? Definitely
three balls? Wow, that is generous.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Sure, sugar, This doesn't even taste like sugar. It just
tastes like I'm chewing gum.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Well, that's what it's supposed to be, like, okay, like
when you eat coca pebbles, you're supposed to be eating chocolate,
and that's what it tastes like.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I know, but like I don't actively chew gum to
swallow it.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay. Well, anyway, so there's that you're six years old
that that's right right, you'll never be able to have children.
But it's delicious, delicious cereal. No, but you know what
California is that weird state where they put cancer warnings
on everything. Yeah, like like if you buy a new bed,
it says it could cause cancer. Good luck. California has
these weird like environmental type things because they're so hardcore
(25:17):
out there, granola hippies everything, you know, so they have
they put warnings on everything. But anyway, you're fine. They
wouldn't sell it if you're gonna die you're good. And
again they sell cigarettes, right, forgot about that anyway, real cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Thank you for coming to I guess say that I'm
crazy for my reading.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah no, no, no, you're not crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Everybody has their own taste, you know. Anyway, all right, well.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Thank you, of course.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Would you like to finish?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'm good, Thank you?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You finished it?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Now drink the milk. What do you think it's good milk?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, it doesn't taste like a sugary milk.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, so I would probably leave it in there for
a little bit longer than drinking.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I just don't. I just can't agree.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Thank you, guys, Yes, thank you for proving Andrew wrong.
Appreciate it. No, no, you're not crazy. That's just Oh
I put your hand over the thing. Yes, yes, take
some skitt great idea more fruit flavoring.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Is there a skittle cereal?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
No, we've talked about this. There should be candy themed cereals.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Take care of Jetman? All right? That was Jetman?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Right? Wow, I am shocked that people like that cereal.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
It's good. Shocked, disgusting, It's okay anyway, So we're gonna
move on. How long is this is a discombobulated episode. Andrew,
We're what the hell thirty five men? Got it? Got it?
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
So anyway, Also, I love that, like people like listening
to serial killers, we're giving them a nice, fun, sporadic,
spontaneous episode. And you're like, law and Order.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Needs to be brought back. Please just get this back
on track.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Also, I don't know which cup is mine, which one's
a spoon, So I'm just throwing all these out.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Let's just throw them out. That's fine, I'll get new stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Thank you. Continue.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay, So anyway, Andrew, Okay, cool out. And nobody was
even on microphone. Nobody could hear any of this episode.
What a nightmare?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
What a night man.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
So, got a box? Your spoonful on the floor, just
use that one you almost stepped on. So got a
box from side?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Just such a mean person.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
To me, and it says I know how much you
both love Keto and Joy from Angie.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Thanks Angie.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I think that's a vomit face next to enjoy. She
tried to use an emoji, but it didn't. It didn't
really translate well on the Amazon gift form.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, but that's so nice that our listeners sent this
to us.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I love it so, thank you so much, Angie. This
is from Snackhouse and it's just called Keto Cereal. Fruity puffs.
Great Snackhouse fruity Cereal. No fruity puffs, Keto Cereal. All right,
So it's gonna be disgusting because it's keto and it says,
go ahead, have two bowls.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I won't probably, So what's the gimmick on this one?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It's keto and it tastes me.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, fruity pups are what fruit Loop's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Be like tricks? I guess they smell like livestock feed.
Oh no, there's nothing fruity about this. And the colors
are so light and they're like, it's like mint green.
And we've made cereal into an art form. You don't
have to choose between cereal that's delicious and cereal that's
(28:32):
good for you. With our kto Cereal, you can skip
the carbs and sugar while adding high quality protein to
your What kind of art is this? You're holding a
guilt free cereal that will satisfy your app But no, no, no, no, no,
don't eat. I'm just feeling ill. Satisfied. Its soft, right, ew,
they're soft?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
What the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Three ways to enjoy your Keto cereal, pour milk over
and eat, put it on yogurt, or put it on
ice cream. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose if you
put it on ice cream? Well, that's why I saved
it for last. So they have fruity puffs. They have
cinnamon swirl, chocolate puffs, wildberry birthday cake, and peanut butter cup.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
This is gonna be so brow.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I've never heard of this brand before.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I amn't either.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh, there's a lot of fat inet twenty percent of
your daily Well that's trade thing when.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
It comes to Keto, because you can't have already old Please.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
See the fruity is No, the fruity smell does come
out a little bit when you when way up milk
in it.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, but soury he.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
No, No, there's an interesting consist eh it kind of
it kind of it kind of like just falls apart
in your mouth. No, it's gross. I wish you didn't
throw those other cups away because I need the milk tough.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
All right, this is terrible. It is that is so disgusting.
First of all, you remember how we said it was
a soft cereal. Well, yeah, when you eat it, it
doesn't break up. Instead, it kind of melts in your
mouth and then you're left with this weird I don't
even know what's on this stuff. It's disgusting. Ugh, it
(30:20):
has no taste.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh no, it has taste. It's a very bad taste.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's like a cidic. It's disgusting. This is How is
this ever made? Is my question? Who are you snack house?
And why? This is terrible?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
No balls, no spoons from either one of us. Vomits,
vomit faces across the board. I had a double vomit
this episode. This is terrible. Thank you for listening to
this wonderful episode of serial Killers that was all over
the road.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You don't have to choose between cereal that's delicious and
cereal that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I do remember I read that before.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I do need to choose a cereal that's delicious because
this is never gonna be it.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I see Sam out there. I thought she would like this.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
No, nobody would.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
No, she's a If anybody likes la.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
If you seriously like this, I'm sure someone on YouTube
is watching or whoever. If you like this. Please leave
us a comment. I will put you on this show
and I will ask you some questions because.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Though here's the thing, Andrew, somebody must like it now
lause they make it.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm telling you, this got through a lot of layers
of approval, and I don't think I think they just
went along with it.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I don't think anybody ever tried it. So you think
that snackhouse scammed their investors? Oh yeah, oh yeah. They
gave them tricks and they're like, this is the cereal
It's so good, right yeah? And then they put this
crap in the bad.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And then somebody like they were like, oh, why is
no one buying a product? Maybe I should buy it
for quality testing? Holy crap, that's a live stock feed stuck.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, wait a minute. Is there is there anything that
says you'll guarantee to love it or your money back?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, And if there was, I'd ask for more than
just my money.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
See, and this guy says, look packed full of flavors.
See for yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, I can see that it might have it, but
the taste is different.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Monroe, Michigan. You want to take a road trip just
to personally return this bag. I have a headache now,
it's disgusting. Contains milk.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Contains milk.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, the very first ingredient is milk protein isolate.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Do you taste like when you inhale? Like, do it
with me? Ready? Like, do you taste that? It's like chalky.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Let me tell you something. If any cereals should cause cancer,
it's this one. M hm. So anyway, would you that
was a burn? If I've ever heard one? Well, I
don't mean that obviously. I don't need any lawsuits. So
thank you for listening to serial Killers. We're gonna have
to stop this fruit. Yeah. I hate that. We're gonna
have to stop this and move on to the next
one because I need a new taste in my mouth.
So thank you for listening. Please follow us on all
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Speaker 1 (32:40):
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And if you're listening to this on a podcast service,
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Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh and you know what very cool serial Killers t
shirts available at serial KILLERSPC dot com. Yeah, all right,
say Crunchander, let's get out of here. Oh and an
all new Bull Chat coming on Wednesday, but from the beach,
from the beach. Oh you'll be home. Yeah, you'll be home.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay, cool, Okay, thanks everybody, Bye, I see you
How's that even better?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Like that in a world? Look, all your meetings are
popping up on your little computer. There, my little computer, dude,
can I X out of that? Sure, Scott's I can't
see the table, I'll do it because I need to
see what's in the camera shot. What are you talking about?
I need to see. I don't know what's going on now.
Oh hello, Welcome to Serial Killers. Yay, it's episode forty two. No, well,
(00:31):
I'm an episode ahead of you. That's how I've been
labeling them. Well, I mean, you're just ahead of the times.
It's Monday, July twenty fifth. Welcome to Serial Killers. That's
where you hit the thing.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hit the thing?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yep, excuse me, goodness, I don't boom. Oh, you can't
drink that. That's gonna skew your taste button. It ain't
your You're just what's up, buddy?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I'm great. How are you today?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Are you at the beach house right now with Tommy
and Gina?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We actually yes, yeah, yep, I'm leaving today.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh you're coming home?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh good, so we don't have to record another one.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Then it's July twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We could we well whatever anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers.
How's it going, buddy, great, magical, you're having a good time.
Credit good life.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Ever, great life, good, everything's great.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Thanks, I'm happy for you too.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah. I feel like we need to like jazz it
up a bit. Okay, we need to start doing things again.
I know it's on me. I totally get it. I
got it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, so you come up with it.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm going to I'm gonna come up with some new
things I think for the next episode. Well maybe not
the next one because that might be today. So the
next next one, I'm gonna try to do another like
graveyard or you know, some of the things that this
podcast was built on. Yeah, and in case you're a
new listener, I'm Scottie b I'm sorry. You're drinking coffee,
and I'm Andrew. Yeah, you're drinking your iced coffee over there.
It's my ice try And this is open Serial Killers.
(02:00):
It's a podcast where we talk about cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
We will that's oat milk in it and I don't
like that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
We'll eat three cereals and we'll tell you if they're
good or bad, and you'll either buy them or you won't,
or you won't be able to because you can't get
them in this country. You know, one of those things.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Or hit to cereal killers PC dot com if you'd
like to see the full list of over seven hundred
cereals that we've tried.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Cool. Now you know what I do have to apologize
for last week's episode. I took credit for purchasing a
cereal that I did not. I thought that I bought
the malta meal chocolate peanut butter scooters at Walmart, but
that way I didn't. Paul from Florida sent them to us.
And Paul from Florida and he's Palm Bay. I don't
know where that at. Where's Palm Bay? Is a west coast,
east coast, north south? I think it's Is it down
(02:40):
by me Panhandle?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No? I think it's down by Boca. Let me double check.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Del Boca Vista? Is that where your parents are?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Del Boca Vista? Oh my god, I forgot that I
had a meeting.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Sugar, Sorry, you can't leave. We'll make this one quick.
How about that?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Can I.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You're listening to it live folks as important to and
reschedules his meeting.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You have to leave?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, damn it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Do you seriously have to leave right now?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I have to see if I have to. They've been
trying to get me on this call, and I just
realized that they had it schedule for ten thirty.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Gosh, dang it, Well you're so late ready, Just tell
him ten more minutes won't hurt no.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Because we won't do this in ten minutes, and we
owe to our listeners to put on a good show.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
We're already like eight minutes in. We'll do it in
ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Why don't you We're not eight minutes in, we're only
two minutes in.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Why don't you get Sam or somebody? Can't you?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, I want to do this.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
This is you, I know, but I just am telling
you that I have to get on this meeting.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We could be eating cereals.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
All right, but we shouldn't because we should put on
a good episode for our listeners. That's what we'll be back. Listeners.
We'll pick up in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
But they're not going to go anywhere though, because of
course I'm gonna edit this video, so we'll be back
right after this great hit the thing. We'll play commercial
here and then we'll come back and eat cereal. Just
hit the thing, we'll be right back. By back, We'll
right back. Great, you be able to do that, So
(04:02):
I just wait here as long as you know, I'll
just wait.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, hello everybody again. You know Scott's not here yet,
so I figured I would just monologue a little bit.
Figure he'll be here soon. I hope you guys are
all enjoying your day. I mean, it's a it's a
it's a Monday. I just like Mondays immensely. If I'm
just being honest with you, I don't. Well, here's the thing.
(04:28):
Do I really despise a Monday?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But what's the worst day of the week if I
really had to think of it. Tuesdays? Tuesdays are terrible. Hmm.
Thursdays are good because it's right before Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Sundays Sundays are not good days. You gotta watch out
for Sundays. That's all I'm gonna say. They sneak up
out of nowhere. We really need to switch with if
I'm if I'm gonna expand on this, I think we
need to switch to a four day work week instead
of a five day work week. Why am I only
getting three two days off. I should be getting three
because by the time Friday rolls around, I have one
(05:03):
night to sleep where I get to rest and relax.
Then you got Saturday, but then Sunday is a wash. Like, really,
consider this, The four day work week would be so
much better. I'm telling you, I don't even know who
this person is. These are spam at this spam filter.
I'm just talking about a four day work week versus
a five day work But.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You started it back off with that's dude. You left
because you had to leave, and then you started it
back up without me.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah. I decided to monologue a little bit, just have
some fun.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Will you make it fun of me?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I went down to the promotions department. I got these
cool sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I was just monologuing on a four day work week.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I like the morning is you don't really see mirrored
like nobly disposable sunglasses than those are radicals.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Here's another question, Yes, what's your worst favorite what's your
least favorite day of the week. Originally I said, oh,
it's a Monday. I hate Mondays. But it's surreal because
this is a full I said, Tuesdays are really the
worst day of the week. If I'm being honest, all.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Right, so don't you agree two weeks ago, I was
done in Jack's.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Two weeks ago, I don't want to talk about this.
Save it a bull chair.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It's a bull chat topic.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Just say if you don't like Mondays or if you
prefer Tuesdays, that's all bull chat topic.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Just say what it's something for me that I have
to think about. It's that hard for you to think, Yes,
what does a Tuesday bring you?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, the week?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
The weekdays are different for me because I work Saturdays,
so it's different. Things are different.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, that's why I said we should switch to a
four day work week. Okay, this way you'd have more
time off.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Cereal fans don't care what day of the week it is.
They just want to get matter.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
When you said you wanted to go back to this
is how bull chat started, because.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
This is talk about chat. This is a serial killers.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Now, I know, but we used to talk about things
off of bull chat.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
So about three weeks ago, two weeks ago, whatever I
was in Jacka's fans.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Are going to come to my defense once again.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Visiting our friend Froggy and Lisa in Florida, And you know,
I love strolling the cereal aisle at every supermarket wherever
I am. So I was in the big Public Publics
is beautiful. By the way, Publics is a beautiful store yep,
okay whatever. I didn't go to wind Dixie. I went
to Public's.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Save both chat.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Just get to the cereal. It's just get to the cereal.
We don't need to know about what the aisles looked like.
We don't need to know about which one you prefer.
Just get to the cereal. Stay on trek.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So this is one of those new General Mill cereals
thank you, that we have not received yet. We did
get a box from a friend of ours, but we
did not get this one. So I purchased it and
I flew it back up here for us Andrew. So
it is imported from the state of Florida. So it
could we say serial Killers International. I mean sometimes Florida
is another country. But anyway, let me go down to
(07:33):
the cereal sack Andrew. Check it out. My kid's gonna
love this.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Lol Surprise, surprise. I don't get what is this.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's well, first of all, they're about five years late
on this. Oh, because LOL dolls were a huge thing.
H what birthday cake flavored? You know, I didn't even
see that. I thought it was gonna be more like
Lucky Charms birthday cake. Naturally. Take the box. What does
it say?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It says naturally and artificially flavored. Here you go. Jesus.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
What have they ever had a Jesus cereal?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
We can't talk about this.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's cereal. No religion in serial killers save a bul chat.
I'm sure there has been a Jesus cereal, some novelty thing.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm sure Christian camp set went up. What or some
church someplace made of Jesus cereal? Or Spencers. I feel
like a Spencer's would do that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But could you eat Jesus?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I mean you're not supposed to. That's like sacrilegious.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But don't they give you? Don't you eat him every week?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
In such body of Christ? That's the living like, That's
that's why it's called the Body of Christ and the
body and blood.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Whyn't they just cut that up with sugar on it
and put in a box and make a cereal out
of it?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's sacrilegious.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Why you eat it in church? Why can't you eat
answer the breakfast?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
The body of Christ is only supposed to be had
when you're having communion in church. You can't just like
I can't just say like, oh I bless the cereal.
This is now the body of Christ.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Could have a box of Jesus Ohs with marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, Lol, surprised All cereal cannot be considered the body
of Christ.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Okay, well it can.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I say that one more time. I'm pretty sure if
somebody was keeping a tracker in the corner, I said
at least five times. So I apologize.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm shaking the box. Shake his box, it's my box,
all right? Okay, thank you, thank you, see Debbie Gibson
on the mixtape tour. Thank you. Okay, go for it. No,
you can lower it down. So I thought it was
just gonna be Lucky charms, but now I realize it's
birthday cake flavored, so it's gonna be it's gonna be
(09:24):
gross nauseating birthday cake flavor cereal with marshmallows. Yep, collect
GID you bought it, collect all three digital? Well, I
have to buy everything. I know Andrew, it's a limited edition,
which means it won't be around long. And yeah, do
they even sew lol dolls anymore. I don't have a child,
and they are Yeah, I don't. They come in the
little they came in those in the things, the round
(09:46):
things cool, wow, real eloquent whatever. Cooper has like seven
hundred of them and they're all worthless. Oh and they
probably cost about seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I also love that you made fun of me for
not knowing what it's children's doll is.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
L dolls were a huge phenomenon. It doesn't matter who
you are or what It was a pop culture thing.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Ever saw it anywhere?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
You never saw an LOL doll, never saw an OL.
So those those fatal brats dolls, those faces don't look
familiar to you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Could you tell me what's going on in there while
I opened the bag? Sure, there's something printed on the
inside of the box.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Scan for your unique LOL surprise serial reward.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What do you think it is? Should I scan it?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I don't care enough?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Wow, I knew that I chose the wrong co host.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Who was your other choice?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, I mean they were lining up, they were.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Lining up, Well you could call them, should be calling
up right now? Are you gonna call?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
They all are on other successful podcasts, Really like which
ones the guy, that guy, the guy okay, yeah, yep, yeah,
the hit yeah, uh huh, the one, the one.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yep, okay, yep, they have a football chat.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was trying to what the hell's the guy's name
with with millions and millions and millions of followers, the
guy that, the guy that did the show? Come mom,
what's his name? I don't know? You you tell me?
Apparently he was your co host. He was right there.
He was Yeah Rogan, Joe Rogan was gonna be here. Yes,
he was first.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, well that's a controversial choice for a Cereal podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Well no, and I was like, you know what, this
guy Andrew, I think he wants to come on, so
I'm gonna let him.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I didn't know you had Joe Rogan on speed Dial.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well I do, because he eats were he used to
eat We're things on that show or Making Factor when
he hosted that got it everything You're saying, like, I
just my brain is shut down. Well I mean yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm gonna get the milk.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Now where my son glasses and.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
We're using bowl and basket milk. You know, we're still
waiting on our friends from Farmland. Dais, can you stop singing.
Who sang it? Who sang it? Who sang Vincent Price,
Corey Hart Let's he's hurt me. So these are little,
they're l's and they're o's. Look at the shapes. You're
(12:01):
not even looking. You need to critique the cereal. You're
a cereal podcaster, you review cereals. They're l's and o's
for L O L and with marshmallows. I don't know
what the marshmallows are.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Am I breathing correctly? Am I sitting up straight?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Is my posture? Good?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Is the recording to your liking? Because every single thing
gives me press record you've been just hammering down on.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It has the beige taste of cookie crusp right, Yeah,
the cereal pieces taste like cookie crisp without the you know,
chocolate specs.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
It's not terrible.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It's not good, and there's not well. It is good,
not great. Who's talking?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Who are you texting?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I give it a three. I don't hate it. I
think I'm pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Mm hmm. But it's a little overly sweet. Take like
the l ol aspect out of it. If it was
like a Lucky Trump special edition.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Well, that's why I'm giving it three bowls. Right, it's good.
It's a little too sweet, but it's still good.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I give it four balls.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay, cool? Or like it good?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What? What? What do you want to say?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's it. I'll go We'll go to the next one.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
What are we supposed to do here? Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Can I say something real quick? Sure, it's not a
bull chat thing. It's a serial killers thing. Okay, before
my trip to Florida, you.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Have a crumb? Oh, yep, you got it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I went to CVS. I had to pick them. I
had to pick up a minithing of baby powder. You know,
I like to powder the boys because they sweat, you know,
same as a bull chit. So I went into CVS,
I bought the powder. I came out and there was
a guy out there waiting.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Hold up, are you really telling like a story in
the middle of this that's not going to lead to cereal?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
It will. So the fact that you get to you
are such a hypocrite, Andrew, there's nowhere else to say
this bull chat. No, that's not a bull chat story.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Did he hand you a box of cereal?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Can I speak?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
If it doesn't end with him handing you a box
of cereal.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Then this is I came out of CBS and there
was a guy standing there. He says to me, are
you Scott e B. I said, yes, you know, reluctantly.
I'm not that guy. You know, I'm not that guy. Okay,
So I said yes, And he's like, I love the podcast.
I love Serial Killers. That's why I'm saying it on
Serial Killers. He said, I listen all the time. He said,
(14:36):
I don't even eat cereal, but I listened all the time.
And his name was Drew, and so I would like
to say hello to Drew. And I would like Drew
to say hello to Drew.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Hi, Hi, Drew.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, he loves the Show's that's cool. So he was
he's a new listener. So he's a little bit far behind. Okay,
the morning show that we work on, Candlebox. What did
he know the show that we work on, the bigger show. Well, yes,
because he's from new he's aware. Cool, he's aware. But
I just wanted to say hello because I thought it
was really cool that he waited out there, very nice
to let us know that he loves the show. Yeah,
(15:08):
and he's only in I think like the seventies episode,
so he'll hear this in about a year. So I
just want to throw that out there. Drew, thank you
so much for listening. Yes, yeah, oh bless you, Oh
my gosh. And I'd love to see the picture that
we took. I don't know where I can find that. Hey,
there are stacks. Hey doing buddy? Oh that was squirreling.
I'm very sorry, Carla Marie.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well, no, you squirreling was going off into a monologue
when I was told not to talk about anything but
cereal yours?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
But hi, Drew, Drew is serial related? Yours? Wasn't what
your favorite prior of the week Monday, because that's when
Serial Killers plays.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
It was the least favorite day of the week.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, Well, I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I wasn't clearly you weren't.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I wasn't in here.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You started, How many times have I gone to do
something and come back in and you're.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Like, uh, there he is the millennial himself. Oh so busy.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You were the one that left, yeah, because they had
a meeting to which before I did it?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
You were like, seriously, am I cartman? Now?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No? That's yeah, You're both all right?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Can we eat cereal please. I would love nothing more.
My friend, here comes the next one. I'll tell you
where we found this one. This one came from Dollar Tree.
Oh cool, okay, and it has the cancer warning on it.
Oh God, we've had these before. Great from Golden Foods.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Eh.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I saw this one, had never seen it online before.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Saw this one has saw dust in it.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Probably well, no, it's only cancerous in California. That's how
they do it. California has that cancer warning on like everything,
like your couch will give you cancer in California, you know.
So I saw this in the aisle, like, what in
the hell is this? And I was with my daughter
and she's like, Dad, you have to try this and
it's so disgusting looking and I can't wait for you
to eat it.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Bubble gum Yeah, fruit fruity rolls from Golden Foods, bubble
gum rings cereal. So is how No to me, it's
gonna be fake roast fruit loops? Why is it bubble
gum flavored? Well openness Okay. I'm immediately intrigued and horrified
at the same time.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I mean, I believe that this will be nauseating. Oh,
let's smell this.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
If it smells like gum. I'm really gonna not want this.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's gonna be it's gonna be cotton candyish.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I think one can hope.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, it smells like bubble gum.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh no, oh no, it does no.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And the thing is after we eat this, we're gonna
have to go for chemo. Oh god, that's not funny.
I'm sorry. I'm just saying that it's got the cancer warning.
And they look like little buttholes. They do look like
the pink ones. They're a little puckered buttholes. They are sweet.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Ewh Who thinks that this is a good flavor?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I see. I don't like bubble gum flavored things either.
Baskin Robins used to or every once in a while
they'll have bubble gum flavored ice cream and it's like,
it's like grossy, it's cotton candy type ice cream with
bubble gum pieces in you.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
It's like chalky.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Where's the milk?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Did you put it away?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Did I put it away?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You're sitting I thought maybe you were trying to keep
it cold. Okay, watch your fingers. Don't want to get
any milk on you.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
This is gonna be so gross.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Did I put enough milk?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
And Biff definitely got fired from working at the big brands.
His dada stopped working for the company.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Dude, everybody that works at Golden Foods is an intern.
Just fyo.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
True, a lot of biffs. Did you say, hey, Drew, Oh,
oh my god, it's so bubblegummy?
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Right, this is gonna be so disgusting. Here we go one, two, three. Look,
there's no doubt about it. It tastes like you're eating gum,
but then the gum goes away and you swallow it.
Does that make sense right, because normally you chew bubble
gum and then you spit it out. This you chew
(18:47):
and it goes away. I'm gonna hand it to Golden Foods.
It tastes just like bubble gum. But who the hell
wants to eat that for breakfast or ever.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
It's like bubble tape, but like you, you have to
eat it like you. And also I'm getting like weird
flavor pockets now that are almost like bubbling on the tongue.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And there's a weird film also, I mean, look, you
kind of have to give it props. I want someone
else to try this, like, right now, you have to
give it props for being what it says it is. Yeah,
there's no doubt about that. But that doesn't mean I
have to like it. I give this a spoon now. Actually,
the vomit face, this should never have existed. If the
cereal incinerator sound was in here, I'd chuck it in
(19:29):
and I'd also call the exorcist and he'd blessed that
he'd get this thing out. This is gross. It is gross,
but in a weird way. I'm going to give it
two balls. The power of Christ compels you. The power
of Christ compels you. Absolutely not if you are a
fan of bubblegum, who's.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That much of a fan that they want to eat it?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
People that chew bubble like like, oh my god, Danielle
would love this. No, she wouldn't. She choose gum all
the time. Just because you.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Chew gum doesn't. And I need a spearmant.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
See the thing that's annoying, it's not spearman, it's bubble gum.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
The thing I'm saying doesn't mean I need a spearmint
or a winter fresh cereal. It's who needs it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I am getting a little bit nauseous right now.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
My tongue is like soury.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
It's kind of artificially flat. I'm gonna get drop it
to one bowl. But see, I wanted Danielle to be
in on this episode. She's got stupid COVID and she
couldn't come in. But I wanted her to do this
because all these cereals that we're eating today, I wanted
her to try. But I had to just get this
one out.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I want someone else to try this.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Like, so there's somebody sitting out there who's talking to
the salesperson. Go go go find somebody. So edal body,
what's your favorite day of the week, you know, because
I'm not a big fla out of mom days. I
only like, all right, Andrew is not running around trying
to find somebody that will try this bubblegum cereal from
Golden Foods and now it's technically called fruity rolls. Bull,
(20:50):
I don't know what the fruity rolls is, but there's
little emoji type guys on here and it's kind of
giving me a headache right now, you know, because the
the artific official flavor is so overwhelming that it is
beginning to make me nauseous, so I believe that the
one bowl rating is appropriate. Oh he's got somebody I
don't know who he's dragging in here. There's a salesperson sitting.
(21:12):
Oh there's Ali Ali Gold. Everybody Ali Gold. She's our
web person for the Elvis d Ran Show. I'm gonna
pour a cup, one cup for oh, two cups? Okay,
welcome here, Come take a seat.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Oh okay. Oh well, I've never had cereal with milk before.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
What are you lactose free or some shit.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I was born allergic to milk and then I gradually
grew out of it and making kind of blacktose intolerant.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
But like growing up then I didn't have cereal.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
With no Well, so not only will you vomit from
this cereal, you will also have diarrhea. That is spectacular.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Oh god, camera, yeah, yeah, you're on camera.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh Jesus, guys formed me.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
All right, So this is I found this at the
Dollar Tree and it's bubble gum cereal. So if you
like the flavor of bubblegum. Do you like bubble gum?
Do you bubble? Then you might actually like to see
I told Andrew like as far as flavor goes it
tastes like bubble gum.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Oh right, well, bubble gum. Jelly beans are my favorite
flavor of Then you.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Know what you're gonna like this because this is basically
you're chewing bubble gum but then you swallow it. It's
not it doesn't make sense for a breakfast cereal, but
go ahead. I'm curious as to your take. It does
taste like bubble gum, yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Mm hmm. It's not just bubble gum. It tastes like
bubble yum specific specificition.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I was thinking more hubba bubba mm, although Andrew mentioned
bubble tape, so it's it's kind of it's in that realm.
The only the cool thing about it is there's a
warning on here that says consuming this product can expose
you to chemicals, including a racol mide, which is known
in the state of California to cost cancer and birth
effects or other reproductive harm. So I probably should have
(22:59):
told you that beforehand, But warming we were just talking
about babies too. Yeah, we were just well, now you
can't have one, Thanks for trying the cereal. How do
you like it?
Speaker 5 (23:08):
It tastes like I got my youth back.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, no, but I mean, it's it. I mean it's
somewhat nauseating because the flavor is overpowering. But if you
were a bubble gum flavor fan, I think it's not terrible.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Definitely, And now that you said the tape bubble gum,
it's definitely because you taste that like you know, the yes,
you know, the chalk powder.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
It tastes like the powder.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You know where that powder was was prevalent when I
was a kid that you guys didn't get to experience.
What oh yeah, the base that's right, the card that
you're right, the top baseball cards. But I was I
was thinking the the fake cigarettes, the bubble gum cigarettes,
because you know, you blow the powder out. Yeah right,
Give him a spoon, a fresh spoon, dude, don't yeah sure,
(23:51):
what do you know what are ally?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yeah, it's like two bowls one.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Spoof to go up to five balls. Spoon is a half.
So if you had to go up to five balls,
what would you give it?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Give it two point five two balls in a spoon.
Two balls and a spoon. That is generous, Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That is very generous. I gave this a vomit pace.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
See no, no, no, dollars twenty five.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Well, and and you won't be able to have children,
right right, that's also you're paying.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
For it, so I'm not what are you thinking? Definitely
three balls? Wow, that is generous.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Sure, sugar, This doesn't even taste like sugar. It just
tastes like I'm chewing gum.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Well, that's what it's supposed to be, like, okay, like
when you eat coca pebbles, you're supposed to be eating chocolate,
and that's what it tastes like.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I know, but like I don't actively chew gum to
swallow it.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay. Well, anyway, so there's that you're six years old
that that's right right, you'll never be able to have children.
But it's delicious, delicious cereal. No, but you know what
California is that weird state where they put cancer warnings
on everything. Yeah, like like if you buy a new bed,
it says it could cause cancer. Good luck. California has
these weird like environmental type things because they're so hardcore
(25:17):
out there, granola hippies everything, you know, so they have
they put warnings on everything. But anyway, you're fine. They
wouldn't sell it if you're gonna die you're good. And
again they sell cigarettes, right, forgot about that anyway, real cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Thank you for coming to I guess say that I'm
crazy for my reading.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah no, no, no, you're not crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Everybody has their own taste, you know. Anyway, all right, well.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Thank you, of course.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Would you like to finish?
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I'm good, Thank you?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You finished it?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Now drink the milk. What do you think it's good milk?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
It doesn't.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, it doesn't taste like a sugary milk.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Okay, so I would probably leave it in there for
a little bit longer than drinking.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I got you.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I just don't. I just can't agree.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Thank you, guys, Yes, thank you for proving Andrew wrong.
Appreciate it. No, no, you're not crazy. That's just Oh
I put your hand over the thing. Yes, yes, take
some skitt great idea more fruit flavoring.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Is there a skittle cereal?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
No, we've talked about this. There should be candy themed cereals.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Take care of Jetman? All right? That was Jetman?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Right? Wow, I am shocked that people like that cereal.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
It's good. Shocked, disgusting, It's okay anyway, So we're gonna
move on. How long is this is a discombobulated episode. Andrew,
We're what the hell thirty five men? Got it? Got it?
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
So anyway, Also, I love that, like people like listening
to serial killers, we're giving them a nice, fun, sporadic,
spontaneous episode. And you're like, law and Order.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Needs to be brought back. Please just get this back
on track.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Also, I don't know which cup is mine, which one's
a spoon, So I'm just throwing all these out.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Let's just throw them out. That's fine, I'll get new stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Thank you. Continue.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Okay, So anyway, Andrew, Okay, cool out. And nobody was
even on microphone. Nobody could hear any of this episode.
What a nightmare?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
What a night man.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
So, got a box? Your spoonful on the floor, just
use that one you almost stepped on. So got a
box from side?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Just such a mean person.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
To me, and it says I know how much you
both love Keto and Joy from Angie.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Thanks Angie.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I think that's a vomit face next to enjoy. She
tried to use an emoji, but it didn't. It didn't
really translate well on the Amazon gift form.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, but that's so nice that our listeners sent this
to us.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I love it so, thank you so much, Angie. This
is from Snackhouse and it's just called Keto Cereal. Fruity puffs.
Great Snackhouse fruity Cereal. No fruity puffs, Keto Cereal. All right,
So it's gonna be disgusting because it's keto and it says,
go ahead, have two bowls.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
I won't probably, So what's the gimmick on this one?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
It's keto and it tastes me.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, fruity pups are what fruit Loop's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Be like tricks? I guess they smell like livestock feed.
Oh no, there's nothing fruity about this. And the colors
are so light and they're like, it's like mint green.
And we've made cereal into an art form. You don't
have to choose between cereal that's delicious and cereal that's
(28:32):
good for you. With our kto Cereal, you can skip
the carbs and sugar while adding high quality protein to
your What kind of art is this? You're holding a
guilt free cereal that will satisfy your app But no, no, no, no, no,
don't eat. I'm just feeling ill. Satisfied. Its soft, right, ew,
they're soft?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
What the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Three ways to enjoy your Keto cereal, pour milk over
and eat, put it on yogurt, or put it on
ice cream. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose if you
put it on ice cream? Well, that's why I saved
it for last. So they have fruity puffs. They have
cinnamon swirl, chocolate puffs, wildberry birthday cake, and peanut butter cup.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
This is gonna be so brow.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I've never heard of this brand before.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I amn't either.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Oh, there's a lot of fat inet twenty percent of
your daily Well that's trade thing when.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
It comes to Keto, because you can't have already old Please.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
See the fruity is No, the fruity smell does come
out a little bit when you when way up milk
in it.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, but soury he.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
No, No, there's an interesting consist eh it kind of
it kind of it kind of like just falls apart
in your mouth. No, it's gross. I wish you didn't
throw those other cups away because I need the milk tough.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
All right, this is terrible. It is that is so disgusting.
First of all, you remember how we said it was
a soft cereal. Well, yeah, when you eat it, it
doesn't break up. Instead, it kind of melts in your
mouth and then you're left with this weird I don't
even know what's on this stuff. It's disgusting. Ugh, it
(30:20):
has no taste.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Oh no, it has taste. It's a very bad taste.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's like a cidic. It's disgusting. This is How is
this ever made? Is my question? Who are you snack house?
And why? This is terrible?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
No balls, no spoons from either one of us. Vomits,
vomit faces across the board. I had a double vomit
this episode. This is terrible. Thank you for listening to
this wonderful episode of serial Killers that was all over
the road.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You don't have to choose between cereal that's delicious and
cereal that's good for you.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I do remember I read that before.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I do need to choose a cereal that's delicious because
this is never gonna be it.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I see Sam out there. I thought she would like this.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
No, nobody would.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
No, she's a If anybody likes la.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
If you seriously like this, I'm sure someone on YouTube
is watching or whoever. If you like this. Please leave
us a comment. I will put you on this show
and I will ask you some questions because.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Though here's the thing, Andrew, somebody must like it now
lause they make it.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm telling you, this got through a lot of layers
of approval, and I don't think I think they just
went along with it.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I don't think anybody ever tried it. So you think
that snackhouse scammed their investors? Oh yeah, oh yeah. They
gave them tricks and they're like, this is the cereal
It's so good, right yeah? And then they put this
crap in the bad.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And then somebody like they were like, oh, why is
no one buying a product? Maybe I should buy it
for quality testing? Holy crap, that's a live stock feed stuck.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, wait a minute. Is there is there anything that
says you'll guarantee to love it or your money back?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, And if there was, I'd ask for more than
just my money.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
See, and this guy says, look packed full of flavors.
See for yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, I can see that it might have it, but
the taste is different.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Monroe, Michigan. You want to take a road trip just
to personally return this bag. I have a headache now,
it's disgusting. Contains milk.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Contains milk.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, the very first ingredient is milk protein isolate.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Do you taste like when you inhale? Like, do it
with me? Ready? Like, do you taste that? It's like chalky.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Let me tell you something. If any cereals should cause cancer,
it's this one. M hm. So anyway, would you that
was a burn? If I've ever heard one? Well, I
don't mean that obviously. I don't need any lawsuits. So
thank you for listening to serial Killers. We're gonna have
to stop this fruit. Yeah. I hate that. We're gonna
have to stop this and move on to the next
one because I need a new taste in my mouth.
So thank you for listening. Please follow us on all
social platforms serial Killers PC.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yes, and if you're watching this on YouTube, hit the
subscribe button there or there, or give us a thumbs
up and a like and subscribe and do all the things.
And if you're listening to this on a podcast service,
leave us a review wherever you're listening because we like
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Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh and you know what very cool serial Killers t
shirts available at serial KILLERSPC dot com. Yeah, all right,
say Crunchander, let's get out of here. Oh and an
all new Bull Chat coming on Wednesday, but from the beach,
from the beach. Oh you'll be home. Yeah, you'll be home.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Okay, cool, Okay, thanks everybody, Bye, I see you
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