November 15, 2021 • 20 mins
Not sure if we’ve used this title before…but this is a big old thick sammy! Delicious Apple Pie Toast Crunch and Simply Nature granola are the bread to the Catalina Crunch crap filling! Spoiler alert…Double vomits!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right, cool. I know two guys who had to Cereal
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Cares a quiet Scott and Andy Scott Andy Cereal Killers.
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Because I don't know Willis? We don't. Oh and you
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(00:52):
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Speaker 2 (01:45):
Now, this is very exciting to me. Today is Monday,
November fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Is today the fifteenth. Wow, it's the fifteenth already. Wow.
Thanksgiving is a week or so away, a little more
than a week away. I know, it's crazy. I can't
wait for Thanksgiving. And Andrew, what is your favorite dessert
at Thanksgiving? We don't really do a lot of dessert,
But if you had a favorite dessert, what would it be?
A pumpkin? No? No, no, no, Let No, Okay, you're getting
close con pie. No, No, it's a pie, but it's
(02:12):
not pie. Yes, Andrew, it's apple pie. That's everybody's favorite
Thanksgiving dessert. Apple pie. Everybody sounds like a stretch. Well,
lots of you.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I bet if there was some sort of percentage survey,
it'd be like sixty seven percent.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Isn't that what family feud is? No, that's sixty seven
percent of people say this is their favorite Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That's one hundred people were survey Top five answers on
the board, What is your favorite pie at Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Be good? Apple ding? So ill know down to the
cereal sack. Andrew, bet you didn't even know this was
a thing. I didn't knew it was a thing. It's
the latest. No, it is now a thing, but I
didn't knew it was a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's the latest from the toast Dude, I cannot speak today.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It is the latest. Can I do it? I want
to say all intro it. Okay, you andro it. This
is little new. It's apple pie a toast crunch. Are
you excited? Andy? Well, what I was gonna say?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's the latest in the toast Crunch family of products.
Whoa it's apple Pie toast Crunch.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I am, I am, this is yeah. I am so excited.
They don't even try with boxing that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You'll see in the supermarkets. Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch is
back as well. Don't ooh, Andrew, we had it last year.
I can't ooh, No, you can owh but you if
you look at your face, your face said, wow, that's
a brand new cereal I've never tried before.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, I didn't know. We were monitoring my face so intently.
I watch it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, we had sugar Cookie Toast Crunch last holiday season
and it was delicious, So I'm glad that that is back.
But this is brand new. It's a limited edition and
a lot of people have been sending me dms.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Have you seen this? Yes, I have, and we do
have it. They really need to make this office warmer. Okay,
it's so damn cold. It is not. I think it's
because I have hands and so then the circulation doesn't
reach my fingertips. Okay, oh, it's hold on.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It smells like apple pie filling, like if I popped
open a can of Colmstock.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's what this smells like. It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm excited and by the way I could sit and
open a can of pie filling and just put a
spoon in it and eat it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I love pie filling. Pray that it doesn't have a
crust on top, because God forbid, that's the unhealthy part.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It has nothing to do with that. I just love
pie filling. My favorite pie filling is cherry.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Again. Thank God, you're only eating the filling, you know,
the sugarl Andrew. My favorite pie is cherry. How about that?
I do like cherry pie. You're my cherry pie, Andrew. Okay,
so we did that, Jesse. You can make that joke. No,
not at all. It's just you know, you set me
up for it. Uh huh ready? Oh, just like Cmato's crunch.
They look just like it, but they don't smell like it.
(04:53):
You're ready? Here we go? One, two, three, Yeah, Yeah.
McDonald's apple pie. Holy crap, that's so good. Yep. Wow,
a late entry to this year's Spoonies. And because this
is five Balls Hall of Famer, that's crazy. Wow, there's delicious.
(05:15):
What I really like about it is that is a
cinnamon toast crunch, but it's not because it has the
apple in it. Do you want to try apple cinnamon
toast crunch. That's not the name of it. It smells
delicious on a nice flight. Bye see yeah bye, I
was just assaulted. The door hit my chair. Yeah. Also,
(05:36):
that's not the right name of the cereal. It's apple
pie toast crunch. Oh well, here's the thing. Yeah, what
I was saying is it's amazing that they made a
cinnamon toast crunch. No, it's just a toast crunch. So
they made a cinnamon toast crunch, but they added apple
pie to it to make it apple pie toast crunch
or whatever, and it changed the actual like formua a
(05:59):
little bit without going like two beyond. I feel like
sometimes with these cereals, they make it like a and
something and then it just doesn't taste like the original.
There's no it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
This is what you're trying to say, is like, chocolate
toast crunch is cinema toast crunch with chocolate in it.
Is that what you're saying, because that's pretty much what
I'm getting from what you're trying to explain.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I didn't say chocolate toast crunch was chocolate cinnamon toast crunch.
All right, let's not have an argument here, Andrew, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Your rating is five great, five balls, five balls spectacular,
real quick?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Can we say it? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
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So thank you.
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So thank you so much for listening. We do appreciate
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Speaker 1 (06:57):
We have everything nowadays.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Speaking of spec tackular listeners, Andrew, I'm gonna let you
pick the next cereal?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
How about that? Am I one of our listeners? Now
I thought I was a co host. No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, I didn't say that. But Laura from Delaware sent
this massive box. Massive box. She spent a ton of money,
even though she said that they were all on sale.
These were not cheap, okay, So thank you Laura. I'm
pretty sure we've done one or two that are in here.
You just keep saying massive box and shaking it in
my faith it is now.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh did she even put yellow wrapping paper in it? Yeah,
a little tissue paper. Love that.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So I'm gonna let you pick the flavor. They're all
Catalina crunches. Okay, do you remember Catalina Crunch was at
the Soft Granola. Nope, we've done two there, Keto cereals.
Oh no, we've done.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Two of them. Oh one of them wasn't as bad,
says you. Yeah, here, pick one, Andrew, let's try to
stay on the holiday theme. Is there one? No, you
can look?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, you can actually pick pick what flavor you want?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This one? Okay? Oh no, no, no, no can I
can I exchange it? It's fruity Catalina. That's the best
of the bush.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Also, thank you so so much because she sent us
a Monster Crunch board game.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
So appreciate that. You can take that home if you want.
You can I have that so you can have it
if you want. Thank you. You're welcome Katalina Crunch.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeahs, sit over here, kiddo. I got the cups. So
we've done two flavors. We did dark chocolate, we did cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I thought I liked cinnamon and I hated chocolate.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
M you were okay with cinnamon. You gave it two
bowls in a spoon. I gave them both vomit faces.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Okay, cool, cool, cool. Thank you Newman for all your
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Speaker 2 (08:46):
I have a feeling this is going to be absolutely disgusting.
I agree, because keto cereals generally are absolutely discussed. I
concur by the way, we're using a Horizon two percent organic.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Milk that you told people they couldn't drink today because
we had to do a serial killer.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So the way people kept coming in and look for milk,
and I was like, no, it's rationed, please don't.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh it smells good, right, I'll give it that like
smells like fruit loops, you know what. The after smell
of it almost has like a the after smell almost
like the after taste is going to be. It has
like a seltzery smell to it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I know, I don't know do you want to hear
the ingredients first or after?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I guess after? Aren't there one two.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Three look like wind No, no, no, no, there are
no good ketos.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It tastes like wind decks. It legit does, And that's
why it took me so long to say something, because
I was analyzing in my brain, it's fine, it's fine.
When is it gonna get bad? When is it gonna
get bad? And then it turned into wind decks, And
then I thought maybe I was gonna die.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And as I was spitting it out, it tastes like
old cigarette butts. Holy hell, no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, this gets a vomit face. Yeah, I'm not gonna
I love you so much. Oh yeah. It even has
like a ammonia like act, Like my mouth feels like
it's like a bleached.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Thank you for sending those all in, Laura. We will
not be trying another one unless we are in desperate,
desperate need, but thank you for thinking of us. Zero sugar,
gluten and grain free, a sweet blend of five plant
proteins fibers design to keep you fuller, longer and promote
gut health.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, I'll tell you how, Because it's bleach. It cleans
your gut. You die.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's got catalina flour, which is pea protein potato fiber,
corn fiber, chickory root fiber and gower gum, tapioca flour,
high oleic.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Sunflower oil. Blah blah blah blah and crap. Let me
tell you this is the closest you could come to
buying tide Pod cereal. You know what, You're right, because
that is that is not like your mouth afterwards? Does
it not feel like you just had like a winter
green mint or something. I don't know because I just
chugged the rest of my apple pietoast. Oh god, that
(11:07):
was bad. Wow, Okay, let's move on. Let's move on.
Do I appreciate find out who owns this brand and
send them a strongly worded letters, and you know what,
they're right down the road New York, New York one
one one two eight, that's not far from here. I
will go to corporate and I will tell them, sir,
something's wrong with your cereals.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, I mean, there are people that are keto. I
guess right, what is what is keto? Is it no sugar?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
What is keto is no carbs, no carbs, no carbs.
But there are people that take the keto thing a
little too far, and like Catalina crunch. Yeah, well, this
is just an abomination. I condemn that to hell. If
the oh the furnace, let's thrown in the furnace. Okay, Oh,
you're right, you're right, you're right, Keto. People will sometimes
do things like they'll eat butter like you, because you
(11:54):
could have butter and cheese and all this other stuff
if it has no carbs. But then people do too much.
But they also that he goes through something called katosis ketosis, yes, yes,
and they say your breath smells really bad, like it
just isn't great. I love a good carb, so I
don't think I could do that. Stand by, let me
light it up yay by Catalina Crunch. Oh watch your bird.
(12:20):
Oh god, she's coming back alive.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But it's weird though, because you kind of liked the
dark chocolate and the cinnamon. So for that reason, I
think at some other point down the road, we should
try one of the other flavors.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I agree, because that just did not that has something
in it.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
But what I'll do first if we try another one, Andrew,
I will coat my mouth with wax cabin candle wax.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That way, I won't taste anything I would have preferred
hot wax in my mouth that I ever experienced the bleach, Well,
I don't know, I see, I don't know. I don't tastemonia.
It's ammonia. E okay, I gotcha. Parsons ammonia to be exact.
Do they still make parsons? You know what? I used
to stock that on the shelf at the five and dime.
(13:03):
That's all on you.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Although even when I was a kid, they didn't call
it a five and dime. They just call it like
a crap store.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Anyway, Let's stay with the holiday theme. I guess that
the holiday it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It wasn't. But we're going to go back to the
apple pie toast crunch because that's apple pie holiday, Thanksgiving.
Everything keeps coming down again, all right, So going down
to the cereal sack.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Jamie's Box once again produces a cereal for us.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This hair is just too much, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And this is organic, simply nature, and simply nature is
a product of legal correct.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No aldy, So sorry, yeah, of course, yes, it's all
they God, do you know anything about cereals? Simply nature?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
All these brand pumpkin seed and flax granola cereal again
I think it's weird that they say granola cereal because
those are kind of two different things.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I don't know granola is a cereal, but I guess
it is. I love a good granola.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I gotta tell you, well, I don't think you're gonna
love this one, Andrew, because pumpkin everything.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, but there really is no that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And we've said this before. There really is no pumpkin flavor.
It's just it's more than nutmeg and everything else that
they add to it if they call it pumpkin the
pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So like if you cut open a.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Pumpkin, like, go ahead and take the old jack O
lantern off the steps that you didn't get rid of
from Halloween yet, stick a spoon in there and eat it.
It's not going to taste like this.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Listen. And I would rather eat that than ever have
Catalina crunch. Oh, I'm totally with you. Oh shuty, Andrew.
Look out, piece of ceid, such a weird line. Piece
of cereal might fly out, could fly out.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah all right, let's open this up nice clear again,
the very clear bag. I like that, so it's not
fogged and you could see exactly what's inside.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, it's not radioactive.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
No, but I just I don't like this. I don't
like the way it looks. It looks like very like
artificial gren it's weird.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, maybe it just came from nature, and so.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Then no, I just kind of a feeling that they're
trying to be like a like trendy organic brand, but
they're really not.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, I don't know. I think they go searching in
the landfill for the flax. It seems like you're being
a hater on the cereal. We'll see. We did have
another one from them once before. It was in a
bag and it was it was okay, okay, there you go,
open mind, you know me in my open mind, Andrew,
I threw out my spoon. Oh come on now, because
the the fruity, Oh my god, it has aftertaste on it. Yeah,
(15:32):
that's terrible. Get a new one. Here we go, ready, buddy. Oh,
I see pumpkin seeds one.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Wait a minute, oh they call it. Oh, it's pumpkin
seed and flax. It's not pumpkin cereal.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah. I was wondering what you're you going with that?
And I wouldn't want to say anything, but you should
have Andrew, you should have corrected me. Here we go.
M mm hmm. There was a pumpkin on the box,
though a fake one. Mmm, like pretty good. I like
it a lot. Make a yogurt parfeins, make it in bread,
toss it with oatmeal. Those would taste so good with
(16:04):
a break yogurt. Make granola bars. Yeah, I'm a fam
mm hmm, it's not horrific. Three balls in a spoon,
three balls and a spoon. Hmm mm hmm. You got
more than that. M m. You're trying to chew. Put
you to a buddy. Four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Really, four balls and a spoon on this yep, it's
interesting to me. I don't know that a legal cereal. Sorry,
I don't know that in all the cereal has ever
scored that high. We'll have to check with other Scott.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I love that. That was delicious. That was not bad.
So this episode had moments of greatness. Yeah, and uh
a real bad. Oh we should call that real bad one.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
We should title this crap sandwich right because the bread
on either side were good.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Delicious crap in the middle. Yep, okay, cool crap sandwich
it is. Yeah, that was great. I didn't mind this episode.
I enjoyed it. Wait a minute, there are episodes that
you mind. Well, you know, sometimes it ends and I'm
just like, ugh, I don't like the cereals. Okay, it
was you know what.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm going to go check serial KILLERSPC dot com because
I'm curious. Have we ever had an episode where they
were all just crap?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah? All three crappers.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, but I don't think we've ever had an episode
with all no bowlers.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I don't think that that nothing now that hasn't existed.
I mean, if we do a Catalina Crunch special, that's true. Yeah,
maybe we'll do that. Oh God, it's coming out of
the furnace.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I can't get it back that fast. Andrew come up anyway.
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(18:15):
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We haven't had one in a while. I finally just
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Speaker 2 (18:43):
Right, thank you for listening to this exciting episode of
Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yes, I have to do one quick shout out to
go ahead. Our really good family friend Marion. I found
out through my mom that she listens like to every
single episode. Okay, so hi mariann cool, cool, cool, Thank
you so much, Marian Marian yep, Marian Marian y are
yep until we see you on Wednesday with an all
new bull Chat. I hear it's going to be super
exciting this week. Andrew. Why is it going to be
(19:08):
super exciting? I don't know. We haven't recorded it yet.
I was just kind of like, uh, oh what it's
the dinner party, is it? I don't know. We have
to do the dinner party before Oh no, dinner party.
Dinner party is going to be next week, okay, because
it's right before Thanksgiving. Have you been buying the stuff
for it? I have. I've been stalking up Andrew and
if you haven't been listening to boll Chats, it's, as
Scotty would say, it's the sister podcast to Serial Killers.
(19:32):
You won't be hearing any serial stuff on that podcast. Nope.
So go listen to bull Chat every Wednesday. That's my
U voice, thank you. No, that's not your me voice. Well,
this is your me voice. Well that's when I tell
my day. That's your voice when you are angry. But
otherwise you do like an announcer voice, Okay, like when
you do the weather for Z one hundred. Yeah, stop
(19:53):
making fun of me. Oh mixl sound and cloud Today,
I have seventy five.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I wish until we see you on Wednesday, then again
on Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Say crunch, Andrew,
I'm gonna say, crunch, crunch.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Why you're why? This is what you sound like? No,
that's not what I sound it is. It's not.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yes, it's not mostly sunny today, high fifty tonight, down
to thirty nine tomorrow, more sunshine, high fifty again. Right
now it's fifty in the city at Z one hundred.
Talk about a knee slapper of an episode.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
But I didn't talk like you did. Oh no, you did, Scott,
Bye bye
Right, cool. I know two guys who had to Cereal
makes them complease so Cereal they.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Cares a quiet Scott and Andy Scott Andy Cereal Killers.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What's up, buddy, I'm good. I have this curl here
that's bothering me, so I got to find a place
for it. Are you Clark Kent? It looked like it
for a second, Like what is that?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
The sad thing is there are just no more phone booths, Sandy,
So I'm not sure what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Plus, do we really see me as a superman type?
Because I don't know Willis? We don't. Oh and you
only know why I said that if you're watching the YouTube,
So check out the YouTube of serial Killers Welcome. Why
willis talking about Willis because he always did this but
actually he never really touched his hair. Yeah, so anyway,
go ahead. What was it? What else is it? Oh,
before we even start, it's freezing in this place. No,
(00:52):
it's not. It is freezing in this place, and I
have no circulation in my hands at the moment.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, that is not the thermostats. Prom that is a
bodily problem.
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(01:23):
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You can't get it anywhere else. Serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Go get your wax cabin candle now.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Now, this is very exciting to me. Today is Monday,
November fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Is today the fifteenth. Wow, it's the fifteenth already. Wow.
Thanksgiving is a week or so away, a little more
than a week away. I know, it's crazy. I can't
wait for Thanksgiving. And Andrew, what is your favorite dessert
at Thanksgiving? We don't really do a lot of dessert,
But if you had a favorite dessert, what would it be?
A pumpkin? No? No, no, no, Let No, Okay, you're getting
close con pie. No, No, it's a pie, but it's
(02:12):
not pie. Yes, Andrew, it's apple pie. That's everybody's favorite
Thanksgiving dessert. Apple pie. Everybody sounds like a stretch. Well,
lots of you.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I bet if there was some sort of percentage survey,
it'd be like sixty seven percent.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Isn't that what family feud is? No, that's sixty seven
percent of people say this is their favorite Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That's one hundred people were survey Top five answers on
the board, What is your favorite pie at Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Be good? Apple ding? So ill know down to the
cereal sack. Andrew, bet you didn't even know this was
a thing. I didn't knew it was a thing. It's
the latest. No, it is now a thing, but I
didn't knew it was a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's the latest from the toast Dude, I cannot speak today.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
It is the latest. Can I do it? I want
to say all intro it. Okay, you andro it. This
is little new. It's apple pie a toast crunch. Are
you excited? Andy? Well, what I was gonna say?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's the latest in the toast Crunch family of products.
Whoa it's apple Pie toast Crunch.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I am, I am, this is yeah. I am so excited.
They don't even try with boxing that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You'll see in the supermarkets. Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch is
back as well. Don't ooh, Andrew, we had it last year.
I can't ooh, No, you can owh but you if
you look at your face, your face said, wow, that's
a brand new cereal I've never tried before.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, I didn't know. We were monitoring my face so intently.
I watch it.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, we had sugar Cookie Toast Crunch last holiday season
and it was delicious, So I'm glad that that is back.
But this is brand new. It's a limited edition and
a lot of people have been sending me dms.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Have you seen this? Yes, I have, and we do
have it. They really need to make this office warmer. Okay,
it's so damn cold. It is not. I think it's
because I have hands and so then the circulation doesn't
reach my fingertips. Okay, oh, it's hold on.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It smells like apple pie filling, like if I popped
open a can of Colmstock.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's what this smells like. It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I'm excited and by the way I could sit and
open a can of pie filling and just put a
spoon in it and eat it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I love pie filling. Pray that it doesn't have a
crust on top, because God forbid, that's the unhealthy part.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It has nothing to do with that. I just love
pie filling. My favorite pie filling is cherry.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Again. Thank God, you're only eating the filling, you know,
the sugarl Andrew. My favorite pie is cherry. How about that?
I do like cherry pie. You're my cherry pie, Andrew. Okay,
so we did that, Jesse. You can make that joke. No,
not at all. It's just you know, you set me
up for it. Uh huh ready? Oh, just like Cmato's crunch.
They look just like it, but they don't smell like it.
(04:53):
You're ready? Here we go? One, two, three, Yeah, Yeah.
McDonald's apple pie. Holy crap, that's so good. Yep. Wow,
a late entry to this year's Spoonies. And because this
is five Balls Hall of Famer, that's crazy. Wow, there's delicious.
(05:15):
What I really like about it is that is a
cinnamon toast crunch, but it's not because it has the
apple in it. Do you want to try apple cinnamon
toast crunch. That's not the name of it. It smells
delicious on a nice flight. Bye see yeah bye, I
was just assaulted. The door hit my chair. Yeah. Also,
(05:36):
that's not the right name of the cereal. It's apple
pie toast crunch. Oh well, here's the thing. Yeah, what
I was saying is it's amazing that they made a
cinnamon toast crunch. No, it's just a toast crunch. So
they made a cinnamon toast crunch, but they added apple
pie to it to make it apple pie toast crunch
or whatever, and it changed the actual like formua a
(05:59):
little bit without going like two beyond. I feel like
sometimes with these cereals, they make it like a and
something and then it just doesn't taste like the original.
There's no it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
This is what you're trying to say, is like, chocolate
toast crunch is cinema toast crunch with chocolate in it.
Is that what you're saying, because that's pretty much what
I'm getting from what you're trying to explain.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I didn't say chocolate toast crunch was chocolate cinnamon toast crunch.
All right, let's not have an argument here, Andrew, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Your rating is five great, five balls, five balls spectacular,
real quick?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Can we say it? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, because in a previous episode we promised a shout
out to somebody that bought serial Killers T shirts at
serial killerspc dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Caitlin from Arizona and thank you Shelley from the State
of Washington. Both purchased serial Killers T shirts on our website.
So thank you so much for listening. We do appreciate
your support. And if you'd like to buy a serial
Killer's candle from wax Cabin also at serial killerspc dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
We have everything nowadays.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Speaking of spec tackular listeners, Andrew, I'm gonna let you
pick the next cereal?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
How about that? Am I one of our listeners? Now
I thought I was a co host. No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, I didn't say that. But Laura from Delaware sent
this massive box. Massive box. She spent a ton of money,
even though she said that they were all on sale.
These were not cheap, okay, So thank you Laura. I'm
pretty sure we've done one or two that are in here.
You just keep saying massive box and shaking it in
my faith it is now.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh did she even put yellow wrapping paper in it? Yeah,
a little tissue paper. Love that.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So I'm gonna let you pick the flavor. They're all
Catalina crunches. Okay, do you remember Catalina Crunch was at
the Soft Granola. Nope, we've done two there, Keto cereals.
Oh no, we've done.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Two of them. Oh one of them wasn't as bad,
says you. Yeah, here, pick one, Andrew, let's try to
stay on the holiday theme. Is there one? No, you
can look?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, you can actually pick pick what flavor you want?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This one? Okay? Oh no, no, no, no can I
can I exchange it? It's fruity Catalina. That's the best
of the bush.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Also, thank you so so much because she sent us
a Monster Crunch board game.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
So appreciate that. You can take that home if you want.
You can I have that so you can have it
if you want. Thank you. You're welcome Katalina Crunch.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeahs, sit over here, kiddo. I got the cups. So
we've done two flavors. We did dark chocolate, we did cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I thought I liked cinnamon and I hated chocolate.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
M you were okay with cinnamon. You gave it two
bowls in a spoon. I gave them both vomit faces.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Okay, cool, cool, cool. Thank you Newman for all your
help on the website. Also, we have a newsletter coming
too soon. Yeah, just again serial KILLERSPC dot com. You
can sign your email, put in your email, and then
when new things come out, you get emailed it directly. Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I have a feeling this is going to be absolutely disgusting.
I agree, because keto cereals generally are absolutely discussed. I
concur by the way, we're using a Horizon two percent organic.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Milk that you told people they couldn't drink today because
we had to do a serial killer.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So the way people kept coming in and look for milk,
and I was like, no, it's rationed, please don't.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh it smells good, right, I'll give it that like
smells like fruit loops, you know what. The after smell
of it almost has like a the after smell almost
like the after taste is going to be. It has
like a seltzery smell to it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I know, I don't know do you want to hear
the ingredients first or after?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I guess after? Aren't there one two.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Three look like wind No, no, no, no, there are
no good ketos.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It tastes like wind decks. It legit does, And that's
why it took me so long to say something, because
I was analyzing in my brain, it's fine, it's fine.
When is it gonna get bad? When is it gonna
get bad? And then it turned into wind decks, And
then I thought maybe I was gonna die.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
And as I was spitting it out, it tastes like
old cigarette butts. Holy hell, no, no.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
No, this gets a vomit face. Yeah, I'm not gonna
I love you so much. Oh yeah. It even has
like a ammonia like act, Like my mouth feels like
it's like a bleached.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Thank you for sending those all in, Laura. We will
not be trying another one unless we are in desperate,
desperate need, but thank you for thinking of us. Zero sugar,
gluten and grain free, a sweet blend of five plant
proteins fibers design to keep you fuller, longer and promote
gut health.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, I'll tell you how, Because it's bleach. It cleans
your gut. You die.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's got catalina flour, which is pea protein potato fiber,
corn fiber, chickory root fiber and gower gum, tapioca flour,
high oleic.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Sunflower oil. Blah blah blah blah and crap. Let me
tell you this is the closest you could come to
buying tide Pod cereal. You know what, You're right, because
that is that is not like your mouth afterwards? Does
it not feel like you just had like a winter
green mint or something. I don't know because I just
chugged the rest of my apple pietoast. Oh god, that
(11:07):
was bad. Wow, Okay, let's move on. Let's move on.
Do I appreciate find out who owns this brand and
send them a strongly worded letters, and you know what,
they're right down the road New York, New York one
one one two eight, that's not far from here. I
will go to corporate and I will tell them, sir,
something's wrong with your cereals.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, I mean, there are people that are keto. I
guess right, what is what is keto? Is it no sugar?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
What is keto is no carbs, no carbs, no carbs.
But there are people that take the keto thing a
little too far, and like Catalina crunch. Yeah, well, this
is just an abomination. I condemn that to hell. If
the oh the furnace, let's thrown in the furnace. Okay, Oh,
you're right, you're right, you're right, Keto. People will sometimes
do things like they'll eat butter like you, because you
(11:54):
could have butter and cheese and all this other stuff
if it has no carbs. But then people do too much.
But they also that he goes through something called katosis ketosis, yes, yes,
and they say your breath smells really bad, like it
just isn't great. I love a good carb, so I
don't think I could do that. Stand by, let me
light it up yay by Catalina Crunch. Oh watch your bird.
(12:20):
Oh god, she's coming back alive.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
But it's weird though, because you kind of liked the
dark chocolate and the cinnamon. So for that reason, I
think at some other point down the road, we should
try one of the other flavors.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I agree, because that just did not that has something
in it.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
But what I'll do first if we try another one, Andrew,
I will coat my mouth with wax cabin candle wax.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
That way, I won't taste anything I would have preferred
hot wax in my mouth that I ever experienced the bleach, Well,
I don't know, I see, I don't know. I don't tastemonia.
It's ammonia. E okay, I gotcha. Parsons ammonia to be exact.
Do they still make parsons? You know what? I used
to stock that on the shelf at the five and dime.
(13:03):
That's all on you.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Although even when I was a kid, they didn't call
it a five and dime. They just call it like
a crap store.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Anyway, Let's stay with the holiday theme. I guess that
the holiday it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It wasn't. But we're going to go back to the
apple pie toast crunch because that's apple pie holiday, Thanksgiving.
Everything keeps coming down again, all right, So going down
to the cereal sack.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Jamie's Box once again produces a cereal for us.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This hair is just too much, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And this is organic, simply nature, and simply nature is
a product of legal correct.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
No aldy, So sorry, yeah, of course, yes, it's all
they God, do you know anything about cereals? Simply nature?
Speaker 2 (13:43):
All these brand pumpkin seed and flax granola cereal again
I think it's weird that they say granola cereal because
those are kind of two different things.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I don't know granola is a cereal, but I guess
it is. I love a good granola.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I gotta tell you, well, I don't think you're gonna
love this one, Andrew, because pumpkin everything.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, but there really is no that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And we've said this before. There really is no pumpkin flavor.
It's just it's more than nutmeg and everything else that
they add to it if they call it pumpkin the
pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So like if you cut open a.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Pumpkin, like, go ahead and take the old jack O
lantern off the steps that you didn't get rid of
from Halloween yet, stick a spoon in there and eat it.
It's not going to taste like this.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Listen. And I would rather eat that than ever have
Catalina crunch. Oh, I'm totally with you. Oh shuty, Andrew.
Look out, piece of ceid, such a weird line. Piece
of cereal might fly out, could fly out.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah all right, let's open this up nice clear again,
the very clear bag. I like that, so it's not
fogged and you could see exactly what's inside.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, it's not radioactive.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
No, but I just I don't like this. I don't
like the way it looks. It looks like very like
artificial gren it's weird.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well, maybe it just came from nature, and so.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Then no, I just kind of a feeling that they're
trying to be like a like trendy organic brand, but
they're really not.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Okay, I don't know. I think they go searching in
the landfill for the flax. It seems like you're being
a hater on the cereal. We'll see. We did have
another one from them once before. It was in a
bag and it was it was okay, okay, there you go,
open mind, you know me in my open mind, Andrew,
I threw out my spoon. Oh come on now, because
the the fruity, Oh my god, it has aftertaste on it. Yeah,
(15:32):
that's terrible. Get a new one. Here we go, ready, buddy. Oh,
I see pumpkin seeds one.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Wait a minute, oh they call it. Oh, it's pumpkin
seed and flax. It's not pumpkin cereal.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah. I was wondering what you're you going with that?
And I wouldn't want to say anything, but you should
have Andrew, you should have corrected me. Here we go.
M mm hmm. There was a pumpkin on the box,
though a fake one. Mmm, like pretty good. I like
it a lot. Make a yogurt parfeins, make it in bread,
toss it with oatmeal. Those would taste so good with
(16:04):
a break yogurt. Make granola bars. Yeah, I'm a fam
mm hmm, it's not horrific. Three balls in a spoon,
three balls and a spoon. Hmm mm hmm. You got
more than that. M m. You're trying to chew. Put
you to a buddy. Four balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Really, four balls and a spoon on this yep, it's
interesting to me. I don't know that a legal cereal. Sorry,
I don't know that in all the cereal has ever
scored that high. We'll have to check with other Scott.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I love that. That was delicious. That was not bad.
So this episode had moments of greatness. Yeah, and uh
a real bad. Oh we should call that real bad one.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
We should title this crap sandwich right because the bread
on either side were good.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Delicious crap in the middle. Yep, okay, cool crap sandwich
it is. Yeah, that was great. I didn't mind this episode.
I enjoyed it. Wait a minute, there are episodes that
you mind. Well, you know, sometimes it ends and I'm
just like, ugh, I don't like the cereals. Okay, it
was you know what.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm going to go check serial KILLERSPC dot com because
I'm curious. Have we ever had an episode where they
were all just crap?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah? All three crappers.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, but I don't think we've ever had an episode
with all no bowlers.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I don't think that that nothing now that hasn't existed.
I mean, if we do a Catalina Crunch special, that's true. Yeah,
maybe we'll do that. Oh God, it's coming out of
the furnace.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I can't get it back that fast. Andrew come up anyway.
Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please check out
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Speaker 1 (17:32):
Order now, Yes, get yourself a holiday set. They come
beautifully wrapped, They smell great, they come beautifully wrapped. Yes,
the box is wonderful. Oh, because I think you have
to pay more for gift wrap. No, no, that's why
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get both candles, and if you code serial killers at
checkout all one word, you get ten percent off. It
is worth it. They smell great and you will enjoy it.
(17:54):
You're a good salesman, Andrew. Thank you. You're welcome. I
can read it like I would like an ad. Okay,
well I don't have any script, but oh no, copy
all right to serial killerspc dot com to get your
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(18:15):
Damn it, you broke my yes, all right, you know
what he's saying. Anyway. Also, hey, do us a favor
and rate us and like us and stuff. Yeah, beleeve reviews,
leave reviews.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
We haven't had one in a while. I finally just
got the iTunes podcast app back. Yeah, because I had
an old phone and I had no more room and
I had to get rid of that. So I got
it back and we've only had one comment since.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I know it's sad. Yeah, please review us. Yeah, we
like reading your reviews, and then who knows, we sometimes
read them on the show. So yeah, I love it all.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Right, thank you for listening to this exciting episode of
Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yes, I have to do one quick shout out to
go ahead. Our really good family friend Marion. I found
out through my mom that she listens like to every
single episode. Okay, so hi mariann cool, cool, cool, Thank
you so much, Marian Marian yep, Marian Marian y are
yep until we see you on Wednesday with an all
new bull Chat. I hear it's going to be super
exciting this week. Andrew. Why is it going to be
(19:08):
super exciting? I don't know. We haven't recorded it yet.
I was just kind of like, uh, oh what it's
the dinner party, is it? I don't know. We have
to do the dinner party before Oh no, dinner party.
Dinner party is going to be next week, okay, because
it's right before Thanksgiving. Have you been buying the stuff
for it? I have. I've been stalking up Andrew and
if you haven't been listening to boll Chats, it's, as
Scotty would say, it's the sister podcast to Serial Killers.
(19:32):
You won't be hearing any serial stuff on that podcast. Nope.
So go listen to bull Chat every Wednesday. That's my
U voice, thank you. No, that's not your me voice. Well,
this is your me voice. Well that's when I tell
my day. That's your voice when you are angry. But
otherwise you do like an announcer voice, Okay, like when
you do the weather for Z one hundred. Yeah, stop
(19:53):
making fun of me. Oh mixl sound and cloud Today,
I have seventy five.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I wish until we see you on Wednesday, then again
on Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Say crunch, Andrew,
I'm gonna say, crunch, crunch.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Why you're why? This is what you sound like? No,
that's not what I sound it is. It's not.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yes, it's not mostly sunny today, high fifty tonight, down
to thirty nine tomorrow, more sunshine, high fifty again. Right
now it's fifty in the city at Z one hundred.
Talk about a knee slapper of an episode.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
But I didn't talk like you did. Oh no, you did, Scott,
Bye bye
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