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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are we rolling?
Speaker 2 (00:00):
We are rolling?
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello Andrew rolling rolling. It's June bro rolling, prices are rolling.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That's the Walmart commercial rollbacks, rollbacks.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Can I just make sure it's nineties? That's nineties, right?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It is the smiley face.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, I remember the little the Walmart smiley face on
the bag. Yeah, that was a better time.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It was.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It was a better time at Walmart.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Better time at the Walmart.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hey, welcome, Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Your nothing? Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I am going to the orthopedis next week for it. Okay,
what I should not be having arm pain for two months?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Your we I.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
If it's something, will you like? I just want some
kind of a deal from you.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They're going to say sore arm pain. But the way
they're going to do it is be like, here's a
Fema tima W two seven a spring.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So then what do I g a arm paint? What
do I get for it?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Bio freeze?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
No? No, I want you to like say, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Please. If he's giving you bio freeze, you owe me
an apology for running this for two months. This bit.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
No, I've been using the salampos and everything doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Do anything, doesn't do anything? Oh I know that one.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, they're the ones that make it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Wait, what is the company though, Sammy to.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I don't know. It's something like that. They said it confidently,
so I was going with you something like that. Hey,
this is a serial Killer's podcast where we eat cereal
and we tell you all about it. Tell y'all, I'm
very excited for today because I'm gonna be honest with you.
I didn't even know it was here. I had no idea.
Our friend Matt was at the supermarket. He sent me
a pictures like, Bro, you have this. I'm like, no,
it look it almost looks foreign.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Did you know there's also another Cheerios protein plavor we
haven't tried.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh, let me hear it's a straw. It's a berry,
the berry one.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
No. I know this because my mom showed me the
box and then I went to serial killerspc dot com
just to double check, and it wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I bet we've done it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I bet you we haven't.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, I'm gonna text my mother now, Okay, Mom, we've
done them because there were two of them and then
now there's three of them, right, and we've done them. Well,
all right, I'll look it up right now and if
it's not here, then guess who messed up.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
There's three and I know we did three, but my
mom is saying that there's a fourth one really and
she got at the store and then I looked at
the website and it wasn't there. Why are you typing
it that way? Just go to search series. I am
what you're not. You don't have to do that. Yeah,
you don't have to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I know how to use a great cookies and cream protein,
strawberry cheerios protein. We've done it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
There's three of them.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, and we did the other one too.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
No, there are four.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You just said there's three.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
No, there's three that we did. But there's four, and
that's the one my mom has that I'm saying that
she got and I checked and we didn't do it yet.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
That's why I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I think we should fight. Oh. All I have to
do is stop stop anyway? You side? You sidetracked me?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Amusing this is the lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's right. We have audio and video? Hr do we
have that here?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Anyway? Listen, so I didn't I did. I don't remember
this from the two thousands. This is a two thousands favorite.
Maybe you remember it because this was your era, it
was my era, you know. I don't remember this, And
again it looks like it's from some other country. Look,
Cookie Chris, Double Chocolate. Oh what do you make a
face like that?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't remember that. It's just my face. I don't
remember this series.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I don't either. I remember Cookie cris I think Cookie
I think Cookie Cop was on the original one. You
remember Cookie Cop, Yeah, of course. And the and the.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Burglar, Yeah, and the burger Burglar burglar. Yeah. Oh that
was a what what a series that was?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Right? You know what we first of all, if you
go way back to Cookie Crisp Original, that we we've done.
I did the whole history of all the mascots.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You don't remember, yeah, the great taste of double chocolate,
chip cookies and milk.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I honestly, this is a surprise to me. Thank you,
Thank you. Matt Nelson. You demand, mmm, yeah, you know
what it smells like, but it really can't. No, it
smells like cocoa pebbles. But it can't because.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Different company, right, well companies Coco pebbles, Coco pebbles is
Jenna is a posts very good?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You had to look at this to see what this was,
to make sure it wasn't the same thing anyway, Andrew,
would you like to use one percent milk or two
percent milk? Now we're gonna go too because it's open. Great,
thanks for the option. I have cucumbers for you as well.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I bring them in. Don't don't let me forget. I
don't want them sitting here the whole week. I mean week,
what days?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Today it's Monday, but when it's airing is some month?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
All right? Well, General Mills put it back out by
popular demand, is what it says. Did you demand it? No?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Sorry? Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wine smells very cocoi looks like cookie crisp. Is just
brown cookie crisp.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's just cookie crisp.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I know. It just tastes like regular cookie crust.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, which is good.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, maybe just just a tad more chocolate.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I don't know where that is.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I think it's more color than anything else.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, they just made the chocolate pieces look a little darker.
That's it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And you know what, there's a little bit more chocolate labor,
just a bit.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I could not tell. Yeah, this was a blind taste test.
I would not be I would.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I would I'd be able to pick it out, no doubt. Okay,
there's definitely a come on dude. I mean, you're not
the kind of story that I am.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You're not come on dude, me you come on, dude.
I'm just saying if this was a blind tastest, you'd
be like, oh, it's this one, and then you'd be wrong,
and then you'd be like, oh, no, it's my Planter's
for siitis. That's why I'm a little foggy.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You're a jerk, and I'm giving it four balls. I
like it.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I give it four balls too because I like cookie
crisp and that's what this is. That's it. There is
no double chocolate. I was expecting a little more chocolate.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Do you remember who are originally made cookie crisp? Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, who wouldn't h Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Who? Ralston's Wow. I mean actually it's for Allston Purina.
But yeah, shut up. Where the hell did you get
that from?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't know. Sometimes I'm mis savonn.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You pulled that hard out of your ass.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, and guess what it worked?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Are you surprised?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Surprised you? You should have seen your face?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I like these I should have had you bet money
like you usually do. I'll give you six thousand dollars
if you get this one.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I probably would have.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
When would you give me my succe house? You owe
me like twenty dollars already, you just lost it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't owe you anything as you do. You owe
me your life for this podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You owe me your life for this podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Hey, cutting, it's fifty to fifty, bro, So how do
I owe you anything if it's fifty fifty? It's fifty
one forty nine? I win?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Who said it was fifty one?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Me?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I do more?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Move on to the next cereal?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, Carrie, that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I do. I would like to see what this podcast
would look like if I left it all up to you.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh see, Donna was wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I know Donna was wrong. I know my cereal. I
love you, Donna.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Don't disrespect my mother.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I love Donna.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Cheerios, oat crunch oats and honey.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
She thought that was it's not protein. Why she gotta
do me like that?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Oh? She was very excited because they were a dollar
seventy seven in cho.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh oh my god, all the dollars seventy seven. That's insane.
She was so happy. By the time this airs, it
won't be anymore. But that's a crazy price. Cereals that
are usually five ninety nine, six ninety nine A box
on sale for a dollar seventy seven is bananas. Yeah,
stock up and say yes, yeah, all right, Andrew, let's
back down the sugar just to Tad, shall we let's
(07:36):
clear those pallets. This is another cereal. It came in
the box with the cookie crisp from our friend Matt.
Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Thanks Matt.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
You're a great dude. Man. Don't put that there because
I need to write it up and everything, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I need to write it up. I need to transcribe it.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
What are we gonna call this episode? Well, we'll see.
As we go along, we'll probably find something. You'll find
a good quote. I don't know what our family is,
but these are just plain old corn flakes.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
What is this brand?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Our family?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Look dedicated to deepening the bond between dads and daughters.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Oh, this is my cereals for me because father, that's
right for every father up there. Go to our family
cares because they care about the bond between.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Their dads and daughters. You can't eat the cereal because
you don't buy apple sauce for your kids. That's right,
you've never changed the diaper. No, you don't have adult babies.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I hope one day you'll see. One day, I hope, yeah,
you'll see. Tell me the story about our family. I've
never heard of this before.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
West Michigan nonprofit Daddy Daughter Time helps local dads be
more intentionally active in their young daughters' lives. Daddy Daughter
Time is a parenting resource specifically designed to help deepen
the important relationship between fathers and daughters.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I remember Hm dagging Cooper and Ashley to the Chilis
because they had Daddy Daughter Princess night.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Daddy Daughter Princes go there. I could tear up thinking
about it right now.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, special dinner with pink tablecloths, balloon animals. It was
really nice. I love daddy daughter stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Daddy, you'll never get it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You won't.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You'll never get a kid. This cereal will be good
for me, but you'll never understand the deep bond I
have without families.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Con flakes, you won't taste it in here.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I will taste the ones that deepen Daddy Datta Time.
You'll never get a kid. You never get it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Mm hmm, that Jackie understands it. You don't.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
How does Jackie get it?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
She's a daughter? What she understands the bond because she
is a daughter.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I'm so sorry it took me a second to get there.
I'm like it because she's a mom to Luna.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
But where is this from?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Can you just tell me where?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I like, what do you buy the stuff? I never
heard of it before.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The Spartan Ash company in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well, because I'm pretty sure that that mackets all his
stuff in Pennsylvania, so it probably came from one of
those homored supermarkets or just like a giant. I don't
know what's giant.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Our Familyfoods dot com. That's where you can find information.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Cool. I mean, it smells like cornflakes. All corn flakes
smell like corn.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Flakes, but this one has a deeper bond.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's right. This one smells a little bit like daughter.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, okay, that's not in the sense that well, hm,
let's try this.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
There's an interesting I don't want to say burnt flavor,
but you know it tastes like frosted flakes without the frosting.
It's really what I mean technically that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Anyway, you chases like family values.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It does just tastes like.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Your daughter's first dance at a wedding.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh, don't make me cry. This taste that daddy daughter dance.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Daddy daughter dances. This taste I never had that.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
They never did that in school invited, No, I was,
they never did that in school.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Tastes like the first steps.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, first words, first word, dad, Dad? I remember, this
is bringing me back five boats.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Based off family alone, just bringing me back, bringing me
back to all those batteries.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
It really is. I'm gonna tear up.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm gonna tear it up thinking about this.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hm hmm.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's not right, but it's okay.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Remember the time when I put whip cream down Cooper Strotes,
you threw up all over the place.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And then you went viral and made some money.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It made a couple of grand on YouTube. I remember
these daddy daughter things. Now she won't go near whip
cream because I've ruined it for her.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Mmmm. That's four balls.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
No, I no, don't telling you what to do.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I'm a father. I'm gonna rate this one a little higher.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
You are such a dick. I can't even curse. Now,
that's not a curse. I think it is a dick.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah. No, well, because your dad's name is that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's right. I love Dick. What's up, Dick. He'll never
know daddy daughter stuff ever. You know, I guess you
will this guy for my whole life. My whole life,
you're neavi getting. I truly, truly, truly hope that one
day you have kids. I do too, I really do. Yeah,
And I hope one's a girl because you will call
me on that day when she's born and be like, Scott,
(12:09):
I'm so sorry. I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Got all the times it made fun of you for
pineapple sauce, and I get it changing diapers and.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, it has to go home and got to be
home for them.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Got to be home to get your fourteen year old
off the bus, No, for sure, because they can't walk
off the bus.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
My fourteen year old doesn't take the bus. I pick
her up. Wow, No one who got her working papers?
Next week she's gonna work at shop, right, so exciting?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Yeah, I wonder how long that's going to last.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Well, she did tell me when the cereals come in,
she's going to be in the back room and get
it for her.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
She's one hundred percent getting fired.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
All right, listen, we're gonna take a quick break and
we will be back right after this. She likes it. Oh,
and we're back. What's going on? Peeps? Who are you
talking to there on the phone?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
My mom?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Scott was right, and she said, please don't tell him.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Well, I mean, generally you should not challenge me on
serial knowledge.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Generally, general mills Y, look at you. You should go
on the floor on Fox.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
No, I don't like that. I don't like that one.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I love the floor. It's so bad, it's good. And
do you know the film for a Week in Ireland?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Is that the one with what's his name?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That was hereb blow?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, And you have a stupid category and it's like
everything that you know about.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It, that's one that you have to go on like
a maze type thing that falls out, balls come down,
none of that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's actually none of that. Oh I've seen it though,
you so just say I would know two thousands pop
songs you have, you have cereal categories. The floor picks
me and then I would challenge you on cereals and
it's forty five seconds you'd fail back and forth, you
would fail on it. No, because here's the stupid thing
they put. It's just pictures, so it would be like
blank puffs. You'd be like Coco and then it goes
(13:52):
to the next one.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
There's so many puffs though.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, but they show you the box.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh, it's like with the cocker bird.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, and honestly a lot of.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Them, Sonny the gluger bird. Oh my god, I just
said the wrong thing.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well, then you could be serious mascots and nobody would
take you because you want to have a category that
nobody wants to challenge you on, because if they do,
and they have more boxes, you take over all their boxes.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't know about this. I'm scared. Okay, you ready
for the next one, Andrew more sugar. Don't throw it
up there. It's carefully don't do that. Why do you
do that? And why is there? Why is there toilet
paper there? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
But if it's so carefully curated, why did you put
toilet paper there?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Because I was showing somebody something about toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I don't remember, so you do know where it comes from?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I brought it in here, but I don't rewind
sitting up there why is the toilet paper there? So
here's another one of my Wegmans finds, Andrew, this is
frosted fruit. Ohs.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Fine.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Wegmans is the supermarket that some states have and some don't. Okay, well,
last one you ripped, No I didn't. This bag is
very clear. If you didn't even critique me, this bag
is very clear. The colors are quite dull, which means
there's not a lot of food coloring in it, which
is nice, which is good. Yeah, we're officials. Is there
anything artificial in here? Naturally flavored with other natural flavors?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Wait, Themans, that's like a family name. It is shut up. Yes,
I just thought it was a fake name.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, I just saw a whole story about them, Like
they still go visit all the stores and they make
sure everything's all good.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
And they have trains.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
They do have trains.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, that was my favorite part, the train. Yeah, but
they only opened one up like when I was in
my teen years, so we didn't really go there all
the time.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
In Nueva Hercy, what in New Jersey are you doing
to duel lingo? Again? A lingo? So it smells like
fruit loops, It doesn't look quite like them. Because it
is a dull color, but it smells it's over there.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Bro yeah, bro, well, I mean you should learn what
you put your learn about swoons.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Very very.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh right, wow, quite qunchy. This is a kind of
cereal you need to let sit in the milk for
a little bit. But the taste, the taste is there,
and I love the fact that it's naturally flavored. We
offer only products we love and we hope you'll love
them too. Enjoy the Weagman's Family.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I really like this.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I'm giving it four bowls into spoon. The flavor is wonderful.
It is right on there with fruit loops, and I
feel better about.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Eating it same. I'm going to give it five bowls.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I may have it for breakfast tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I enjoy that. Good job. Well, natural flavors too, fruit juices?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Is there any beat juice in there? For the red
I'm not seeing that. That's why it's not that red.
This is great.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Is it almost like a healthy no, because I'm sure
there's like sugar as a second ingredient.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Right, where would sugar.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Be really bro ingredient? Yellow cornflour sugar? Right? But it
has whole green stuff Mom always told me, if sugar
is higher than the third ingredient, it's just not good
to eat. And there's pretty much all cereals. Even the
corn flakes was second ingredient sugar and they weren't even sweet.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Should I look at that? Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well that was great, Andrew, that was fun. This is
a wonderful episode. Thank you for listening to Serial Killer. Yes,
if you'd like to send us cereals that we haven't
tried yet, head on over to serial KILLERSPC dot com. Fine,
you can see our address there, but do me a favor.
Hit us a quick DM on Instagram because sometimes we
have them in the sack and they're just not posted yet.
Like Matt had an entire shopping cart full and I
(17:37):
had him down here already, so I stopped him just
in the nick of time. Be aware, right, Follow us
on Instagram at serial Killers PC. Hopefully we have a
new bowl chat this week.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
We'll see that.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Would be nice. I'll be do it from home, Okay,
it'll be cool.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Anyway, thank you for listening. Until we see you again,
say crunch Andrew unch no fun banter, Oh, banter banter,
that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Banter banter. Banter dummy. Kay bye