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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guess what. Guys, Still no bull chat? Oh you rolling? Yep?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Still no bull chat. It's a Monday yet again. I
think I'm just gonna start doing my own Friday episodes.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Big kid.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Style, cat Caestrew, what junny be will tell you?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What's say? Rachel the night say big your candle? It's
fair life, Rick de Win? Everything from checkson Vanilla to Chrispye.
How's Donna doing, Andrew, She's wonderful. I love Donna. Yeah,
(00:37):
welcome to Serial Killers. It's Monday, March twenty second. Still
no Friday episode, episode seventy one. Well, we used to
do Friday episodes, but Andrew said we had to stop
them because nobody listens to them. So here we are. Well,
it's another Monday. We should make new content for Fridays.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And Scott is too lazy and does not want to
do it because he takes so long to edit. But
the unedited audio is on our YouTube based so you
can go watch it on and you do a Oh,
I need to change.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
No, you really don't, because we're recording this right after
the last one. No, we're not sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
We didn't mention Saint Patrick's day in the last episode
we recorded these back to back, and Scott forgot that
it was Saint Patrick's day over the last episode.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You're the one that's looking at the calend and look
it's Perogi's this week.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I love It's not spaghetti and meat sauce anymore. I
love Progi's. I like that count. They're my favorite. Welcome
to Serial Killers. Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Still no, like I said, Friday episodes never to come
because Scott is a Eluho's.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hope you're having a great Monday. We're off to a
great start, Andrew. We are. This is the Cereal podcast
where we talk about cereal and we think inside the.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Box we're going to catch on because you don't want
it to, No, because it just doesn't, because you can't
just think something will catch on and it won't.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
But it's very clever. No, it's like you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You'd be the person that endorses like Crystal Pepsi or
the second version of Coke.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I liked Crystal Pepsick and they've brought it back for
a second. Yeah, and how did that go? I was
around when it came out the first time. Andrew, that's great.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, I read about it in Forrest Gump Junior. No, sorry,
Gump and Co. The sequel to Farrest Gump?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What? Yeah, Gump and Co. Did they go right to VHS.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, they were supposed to make a sequel to it
like in theaters, and then nine to eleven happened, so
they canceled it.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
But Gump and Co.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Is very very interesting. It wasn't as good as the
first book because Forrest Gump, the book is so much
better than the movie.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Does this mean anything to you? This is the X Files. No,
it's Van Halen's right now. That was the theme song
for Crystal Pepsi? Okay, cool? Yeah, great? Was it pepsi? Clear?
Isn't that what it was called? Crystal pepsi? Crystal pepsi?
But it was clear pepsi. Then it was New Coke. Well, yeah,
(02:40):
that was dumb. This would be great for a bull chap.
But since we're not doing that, let's get right to this.
Can't we just make this a Friday episode? So what
we've done? Why can't we just make this a Friday
episode because it's already Monday, and it's already in and
then it's a Friday, and then you could mention Saint
Patrick's Day. No, because that would have been last Wednesday.
Why can't we just please stop? Andrew? So I'm gonna
go down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
There were other pull on Twitter and if you guys vote,
how many how many retweets are air likes do you need?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
For Friday? I don't care? Please? Can I just get
these cereal about this podcast? I care about this podcast? Yeah,
you don't care about the podcast, that's what you're saying.
I care about the listeners that like the Serial Killers podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They do like it, and that's why they want bull
Chat Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So we did this cereal also in berry and chocolate.
Now here is the trifecta of Cashi. Bye kids, send
them in super loops. Cool. You don't even care. You
don't get what you want. So I just don't care anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Because you don't get what you want. And here's what
you do, like a child, like a whole child. Normally,
what we would do is we would create our super
day on the back. Oh god, not this, you know,
yeah exactly. Andrew's just like, no, I don't want to
do anything because you spend an like forty five minutes
talking to yourself. I don't talk at all, and then
you go.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You're just not interested.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, I'm not interested in watching a sixty five year
old man do a back of a children's cereal.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm so sorry. I'm not sixty five. This is not
of children's cereal. It is by children. They made it,
kids made of the cereal. Cool. Yeah? Great? Oh you
know what I haven't done for a while. It needs
to go in a bowl full? How's that? Were you
like ceramic better? Yeah? This podcast is ah, I should
(04:27):
have been a folly artist. What's a folly artist? Well?
Those are the people that make sounds in movies and
TV shows like the sound effect guy who or Girl? Yeah?
When that have been cool? Great again? If you're not
interested in doing this podcast anymore, there are plenty of
people who want to answer.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm just interested in having some of my ideas actually
mean something to you, versus you just doing what you want,
like throwing bowls all over the place.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
So basically you're begging to work with me more. I
just want bolchats to be a thing. What would a
like opening theme be. It's literally just serial Killers. We're
just adding Friday episodes and talking about cereal. No, it
can't be cereal. We're just talking about whatever we want.
It can't be serial Killers if it's bowl chat, Dude,
that's different.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You all know us as the serial Killers podcast logo.
We don't getting so deep into it, and it's not
that deep.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't like this. I don't like it. Not bab
not good. I'll give it three balls. It's made with
super no it has like a it's like a tang
at the end. Made with superfood ingredients. What is this
whole superfood thing? Did you eat them and you lift forever? Yeah,
that's exactly it. Whole gray yellow corn flower, cane, sugar,
(05:44):
whole oat flour, red lentil flower Dammit, that was it,
pea protein, dammit, molasses, expeller pressed sunflower oil, cinnamon, oat fiber, salt,
baking soda, mixed toto firois huh organic?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Great?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah? Three bowls, bowl and a spoon. Oh wow. I
don't like it. A little dramatic. It's not dramatic. It's
a little bit. It's kind of a strange aftertaste. I
don't taste the aftertaste.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Maybe it's because I the last episode that we did
right before this, like coated my mouth with like sugar
and other things.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's almost like there's a little guy in the back
of my throat punching my uvula. That's what it feels.
You're allergic to it. No, I'm not allergic to things.
That's what you say. And then all of a sudden,
you're gonna fall on the ground. No, because it's just
cinnamon and stuff. I'm gonna have a dry one. It's
the it's the being stuff. Okay, they try to they
slip it in there.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well, I think we've had enough of the cereal. Let's
go to the next one.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh okay, let's just move along.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
What else do you want to add to this engaging conversation? Now?
Gave it a bowl and like a spoon, I gave
it three bowls.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We argued about it already. So a good friend of ours, well,
we just met Kelsey and Alex. They live in Wisconsin.
I'm not even going to try to say the name
of this town. Can I see it? Okano mawak I
want to see it. So we've obviously been doing some
store brands because we're running out of classic regular cereals.
Oh how nice? They said hi to Danielle too. Yeah,
(07:08):
we miss you, Danielle. We wish you could be a.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Guest on the podcast, but Scott also decided he doesn't
want to do guests anymore. And because this is the
Scott Show with me and small little asterisks featuring Andrew,
you know, we don't really get what we want anymore
or what I want anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But thank you, guys. So Alex and Kelsey stopped into
the Pick and Save and they picked up a couple
of cereals for us. Now Kroger owns Pick and Save.
Mm hmmm, so this is a Kroger brand cereal. Kroger,
big huge supermarket chain. Cool, right, Yeah, you've heard of Kroger.
I've seen it. Did you see where else you wanted
to send us cereal from Wiggily? Yes? I want the
Pigly Wiggly cereal please, just because I love saying pigly
(07:45):
wiggly and it's a cute little pig there is there
mascot yeh, or the logo whatever you want to call it.
I'm sorry, but you get you are on my poop list.
Stop with the poop. That's two episodes in a row
where you're talking about poop. No, you're making it weird
because you're like, what are you talking about? Poop. How
are you talking about poop? Are you talking about poop
and a bowl? Let me just keep getting graphic about it.
That's you. So this is strawberry frosted shredded. We also
(08:08):
just needs to Oh that looks delicious. Yeah, let it
be known.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, like I said, we're not having guests on anymore
because Scott refuses.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
So's that's not true. I don't refuse. I just want
them to be able to come in.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
But because there is a global pandemic, we cannot have
people in and we last I'll come, you're here, the
whole beginning of it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Be come, you're here. I'm fully vaccinate. Okay, so a
guest that's fully vaccinated is allowed in the building. They
can come be a guest.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
But nobody's going to come into the city right now.
Why because they don't want to.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
There's so many people that want to be on this show.
They're all then they can just zoom in. Do you
know that when they come in in the morning, there's lines.
There are lines of people outside that want to get
on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I don't want to say, maybe you're going delusional, but
it could happen to you in.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Your old age.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Just just keep jabbing well happily because we can't have
guests anymore. I don't get to do anything I want
to do anymore, naturally.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
And artificially flavored. You know, I don't like artificially flavored things.
But it smells delicious. Great. Should I read this whole
thing on the bat? Sure? Why not? I have my
phone in front of me. Not gonna do it, Andrew, Okay,
this was supposed to be a fun, festive, light, happy episode.
I was happy.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You just won't allow it because nothing I say. And
I've said this a million times since this is going
to be the last time I say it. I'm just
gonna put it out there. The listeners know it. Scott
does not want guests anymore. Scott does not put in
old commercials anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Here's what we're gonna do. It does not do anything here.
It's his show.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
We all have to you know, bow And it's the
dumbest thing in the You are a self sabotager. Have
you looked into getting a therapist to fix that?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
This is strawberry quick? That's good cool Anyway. What I
was saying is next episode will be one hosted by
engineered by Andrew it's going to be the Andrew Show,
and I'm just gonna sit back and watch it explode. Right, okay, right,
so stay tuned for episode one seventy two.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I'm gonna press the button. I like this four Balls
and it actually is really good. I don't like that
there's every other one is like a pink one.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
The only thing I'm waiting for is the milk to
turn pink and strawberry e. And it's not doing that.
That's Alicias. Yeah, floor Balls. But I just want guests
back on. Can we just stop complaining please? I just
would like guests back on. You want Michelle on so
she can talk about Catan with you?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
What I want Danielle on? I want?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I would like Michelle back on. I would like just
people back on again. I liked having people on.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
M hm.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I do too.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But it's very difficult with the You.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Know why it's difficult, Scott, because you wait until the
last minute to get it set up. You forget every
time how it's set up. Then you go into like
a flying panic, like running around being like, ah, is
that really what happens? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Literally it's on video. No, I can't, I can't. I can't.
I don't know. I don't know. Are you done? Can
we have guests on soon? Please? At some point? Sure?
Bull chats. Can we try that? I don't know what
that would even be. It's literally just.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
A Friday episode where we could talk about new coke
or crystal pepsi.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
It's a lot more work. It's not you don't do.
You are not a mortar, Scott. You are not a
mortar stand by please very all killers. So we get
lots of reviews if you go to the half a.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I can guess, can't do bul jets, but we can
come up with a new review jingle. Done.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
What's the matter?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I want to actually I want to actually stick like
a pitchfork in my face.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I'll do it for you. We have lots of great reviews.
The latest one says cereal fanatic. But you wanted to
do this last week you said, Oh, great reviews, keep talking, Yeah,
love the show. You've got a new regular listener. Great job,
mom of five in Indiana. Where are you going? Okay? Oh,
Scotty is hilarious is the title of this one. Love
(11:51):
this podcast. Scotty is so funny. Andrew doesn't even eat
cereal or know the difference between a loop or a flake,
but that is what makes it so addicting. Andrew will
never see this. He doesn't even care five stars. So
you really came up with an entire jingle just to
insult me? Yella reviews? Do you not see like that?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You just created a whole segment just to read that
last review so you could feel good about yourself, And.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I must full disclosure. I wrote that. Now I'm not
really sure why the name of the user is need
ice Cream. I never did that, So what that leads
me to believe is that my daughter Cooper broke into
my account and changed my name and is leaving stuff
all over town as needs ice Cream. Great, yeah, thank
(12:39):
god we did that jingle. When's the last time you
were in Nantucket? Let me think it was? What it's
two thousand and twenty one? Now I was there in
twenty fifteen. Great, listen, I'm not huge into try different reviews?
Are you kidding me? So I'll let you guys do
it for me. Lolo have guests.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
We can't do bull chets can't do anything because it's
apparently so time strained continued.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Whatever it is, love of the jingles. Okay, shout out
to David Brody. Thanks Steven R. I don't eat cereal,
but simply one of the best podcasts around. Andrew see cool?
What are we doing getting the third serial?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Cerial number three? This is gonna be another pouch of granola?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Never heard of this brand before, but now I see
they make all kinds of different stuff. It's more of
like a whole Foodsie kind of brand. Mm hm, you
want should we just like say crunch or no, you're
gonna pull out whatever this cereal? Can you get closer
to the microphone because it's like, I have to boost
your volume, you have to boost my value.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But meanwhile, again, the raw unedited audio is on our
YouTube page, which you're watching right now, and you're doing
just fine.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
But yet has Scott made it seem like he's doing the.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Lord's work every week by editing it down by a minute?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, this brand is called Yes, surely, Elizabeth, this is
gonna be nasty and it's granola. It's chocolate peanut butter.
It could be good, although we haven't had always great
luck with chocolate peanut butter things, ain't you gran granola?
I mean the grains have been around for centuries.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Mind right, the grains have been around for centuries, well yeah, ancient.
They talk about them in historical text created.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
To help you thrive on your wellness journey, Elizabeth, she
signed it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Why is it that after every episode you're like, yeah, Andy,
like maybe next time, and then we go into this
and then you just like flip a switch.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
And then you're just mean Scott. I'm not mean, buddy,
Yes you are. I love being here with you. I
thank you for coming in. I appreciate you for making
the drive all the way. You never ever say that
I just did.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
No, it's all lies, because literally, once this goes on,
you immediately are like, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Let's just do me and only me and what I
want to do. What are you talking about? This is
your show. I'm not a part of this show. According
to all these ratings and reviews, people love you. Yeah,
and they also like my input.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
It's just a shame that I'm with a geriatric old
man who doesn't want to take anybody's advice and only
does what he wants to do.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Is the word geriatric?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, yes, okay, okay, you're gonna pretend that that's problematic.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
What did you read that said that, here we go.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
It starts talk with an earthy taste. Did I get
cinnamon spicy peanut butter? Eh, nope, it's really not that good.
Two balls, Oh boy, that is nasty. Actually a bowl
and a spoon. Oh there's that freaking rosemary again? Or
that changes real quick?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, it goes from like, okay, this is decent to
dodo real quick. I will allow that. Do do you mentioned?
Because in this case it's true what is in here?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh my internet connection is unstable?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It's okay. So this is hysterical free oats, organic coconut sugar,
organic raw virgin coconut oil, peanut butter, organic fair trade
dark chocolate chunks, some flower seeds, peanuts, organic Quinwa flakes,
organic ironmouth puffs, cocoa powder, organic chia seeds, cinnamon, sea salt.
(16:08):
It's the cinnamon, that's what it's just. It's just no good. Yeah,
the cinnamon is overpowering and it's not great. Crafted in
two thousand and nine by Elizabeth Stein, certified Holistic Nutrition
counselor Oh boy, here we go. That goes in the dumper,
the dumper. Yeah, I will give that one spoon. No
balls one spoon. Yeah, I'm gonna give it a bowl
(16:28):
in a spoon. It's somewhat edible. No, wait a minute.
Was my rule always if I spit it out, it
gets nothing, that gets nothing, that gets absolutely nothing. I'm sorry, Elizabeth.
I like your name, but no nothing. That wasn't good. No,
So would you like to reevaluate or you're still a
ball in a spoon? I've had worse.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You gag though, Yeah, I mean because when you first
get that taste, but it's not like onion cereal where
that change was also that I had to eat onion
cereal on this popcas.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Hold on, we have to do this because a listener
told us we had to because I had mentioned it
and they were very excited for it. Okay, it's oh
the Roulette serial Library Roulette. But I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You are no. You got If I don't get to
have guests, if I don't get to have bowl chat,
if I have to sit here and watch you do everything,
I am not also eating rancid cereals.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
So do something. What Andrew was saying is he will
not do it until we come up with a jingle.
So next week we'll have me get a jingle. I'm
sick of jingles. You and these stupid jingles. You just
pop up with them and you're like, hey, no, I
get picture it now a roulette. It never came up
with my Scottie shake jingle? Which one, No, that's not me,
Brodie makes those, No, Scott.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
The one that's literally just do the Scottie shake and
it's the Harlem shake.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Met I can't. I don't make that stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, well, I've told you seventeen different times. We can
go back to like literally the first twenty episodes, and
I'm saying it.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
This podcast is going downhill fast. So last couple of
episodes have been like just on a slipper?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Can can we just take my advice? Can we start
having guests back? Can we maybe start doing a Friday
episode every other week?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Can we maybe why don't we just start kicking in
bonus episodes again like we used.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
To, Great, Scott, that's exactly what maybe a Friday episode
bi weekly would be.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
But Wednesdays were bonus days. Great Scott, we can do
it every Wednesday. You said Wednesdays don't perform, well, Scott.
At this point, I just want to go ahead and
just do it because for you. Why are you wearing
that hat?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Because it is fashionable, it's stylish, and all the kids
are wearing it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Oh and as Powamount plus just started, right, isn't that
on there? Do we have a code for that? By
the way, SpongeBob the new movie? Cool? Yeah, okay, it's
a SpongeBob hat.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
In case you're only listening, can we please can we
please start having guests back on doing a bi weekly episode.
Things that are just I feel like I'm being included.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I pity the fool. I don't agree with what's gotta be.
That's mister T. Yeah, I gotta watch to see that.
Look he's he's on the tombstone because the cereal's dead.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh, we haven't done a cereal graveyard in a long time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Again, you're not prepared for any of these episodes.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
I come in here. My job is to be the
one who's like, like.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Oh, I don't know anything, so I don't have to
prepare serial killers visits the cereal.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Great, we just visited it. We went back with mister T.
Even though we did that one hundred say we did that.
Let's get out of here because it's hot and I'm sweating.
The air conditioning is broken and Andrew just is not cooperating.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I'm no guys, girls and girls, if you are watching
this video, there will be a pull up your ass.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Thank you for listening to serial Killer.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Retweet and like it because if we can get enough
likes and retweets where Scotty just looks like an idiot,
because you guys want celebrity guests back, and by celebrity
I mean Danielle. If you want us to have put
it out, buddy, you are a rude, rude person, then
like and retweet the tweet that's gonna come out soon.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Thank you for listening. We'll see you next Monday on
another exciting episode of serial Killers with all new cereals
next time around. Until then, please follow us on social
media at serial Killers PC. We will continue this fight there.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
See Michael Killer's PC is the social handles In case
you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Well, that's why I just said you did. Yeah, I
thought you said follow us.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
On social where you're going to pretend to be the
Twitter accounts.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Also, at this point you probably can go check out
serial KILLERSPC dot com and it will probably function much
better than it did when Andrew made it than who.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Took the time to actually do it, and Scott actually
agreed with me that it is a very hard thing
to do. So again, you with your little editing every
once in a while, you with your stupid editing where
you take out an omin and on pretend that like
you're saving the world and curing cancer. Guess what, You're
not coding a website. And you're also not editing video.
So guess what, Scott, You, in the grand scheme of things,
(20:43):
are a small small man. Sot crunch everyone. Yeah, I
have a great way cry crunch. You remember this whole
thing was my idea, right, Remember I was like, oh
my god, here.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
We go again.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
God, oh my god, I worship Scott on and oh
wait I say his last name even though it's public.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Oh my god, I hate you, Andrew. I'm sorry. I
just call out bs ors when I see him, and
you are full of BS. I remember saying, hey, Andrew,
do you want to be a co host on the show,
because I think we'd work very well together. And what
do you want? A cookie? You want to box a cereal?
You want a thing of milk? Bye bye,