January 4, 2021 • 19 mins
Welcome to a new year, but the same old Andrew. Kidding. In this episode, we'll try an interesting new Nature's Path cereal...Purple Açai! Then an underwhelming granola from Brad, and an old favorite...Scooters! This time, Honey Nut.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Check it out. I got a haircut when a couple
hours ago.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh wow, it looks great. Oh you honestly took off
your jacket.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's all anxion. Happy New Year, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Happy New Year, Scott. Okay, can we go back for
a second.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's a new year.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is not a new year. It is December sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Scott, stop it. It's twenty twenty one. Today's January fourth,
twenty two.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I just want I'm cutting you off. Scott literally thinks
that people will notice that we don't record all of
these on YouTube at the same time and also bulk record,
so he takes off small items of his clothes if
we do like three episodes in a row. So if
you go back to the last episode, Scott's wearing a jacket.
(00:48):
Scott took off that jacket for this episode to try
and fool you. It's sad, it's desperate, but this is
his life.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What are you talking about, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I'm the crazy one. I'm the one. Peace Oh
my people on Cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Win the young name. When you hand a jam oh
man e cereal, you look confused. What's the matter?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh? Nothing, I found the other one.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
This is Serial Killers episode one sixty. Welcome aboard, Yeah,
welcome aboard.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't know why you say it like that, like
a cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Ship, because they're they're hopping on board with us.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They're hopping on board with us.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, you don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, oh my god, here we go again. You are
so oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Jesus protect me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, it's a new year, and it's the same old
serial killers back and forth with Scotty being Andrew. You sick, No,
you suck, No, you suck, no, you suck. All right, Well,
show's over.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That's what you've boiled this down to.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Do you realize maybe it's through your pasth remarks that
sets me off, Like you're oh gosh, wow, you're really
uh white? Is not flattering on everyone. I'll say that.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Much is your new year's resolution to get along better
with your co host?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah? Absolutely, I guess I'll start with complimenting you. Okay,
a round her face looks wonderful.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't think that's a compliment. No, it is all right, Andrew,
if you would be so kind as to grab your bags, yeah,
I have all my two's out. Take out your twos.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, this one looks like it's Cheeto dusted.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So let's start with that one because that's the brand
news serial this week.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Great.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now, if you pay attention, Andrew, you can tell that
those flakes are from what company? To stop smelling them?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh, Cascadian Farm? Wrong, Nature Valley.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nature Valley does not have any cereals with flakes.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
We had one in the last episode that looks like this.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's right, just blame the COVID, Andrew, your memory's gone.
It's nature's path organics.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I actually want to shut my laptop off because all
you could have said is you were close, it's nature's path,
but instead you had to be like, eh no, they
don't have a line of that cereal you donce. I
hope that you go and punch yourself in the face
because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Maybe punch you will do it for you?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Who the guy from the The Hawaiian Punch Andrew that
you conveniently last episode were like, yeah, he'll give you
a Hawaiian punch. And then when I asked you what
it was, you're like, yeah, it was in the commercial,
as if like it's a common phrase, like I'm gonna
give you a Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh about a Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, it's not a common phrase. It is not even
close to being a common phrase.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I can't see you anymore? Can you see me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Are you getting a phone call?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My daughter's face timing?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Wow, So you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Care more about your family than you do about the
podcast recording something? What's up? Hurry? Look, yes, we're recording
serial killers right now. I know it's snowing. Okay, all right,
I'll call you back. Love you, three balls, three, three
balls for the hair. Okay, so you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hello, Hi, you there, yep, I'm here, all.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Right, Here we go. This is nature's path. You were
kind of correct, Andrew. And it's new and it's purple.
What are you looking at?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Nope, just was looking at my phone.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's purple, a kiple or as my daughter actually a sie.
But that's right, that's what I meant. I'm sorry, brain fart.
My daughter actually calls it a cocky or which he
was little.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But I know it looks like I know it's a
This is going to be so gross. I hate a
SI bowl, a s I E bowls. I don't know,
I don't get what they are. And they keep popping
up with me locations everywhere, and I just want to
know who's funding all of these a SIE places.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
They're not bad. I gotta say. I go to sol
Bowl every once in a while because actually makes me
go and get her a freaking bowl. It's not terrible.
It's basically just fruit on top of some frozen icy crap.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So I don't like the icy crap because I also
cannot bite into ice pops, like thinking about it, my like,
I actually get goosebumps when I think about biting into
an ice pop.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What kind of milk you got there?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh? Still fair life because it's still December sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's another week older. I've got Creamo land one percent milk.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh it didn't you have that in the last episode two?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, no, I get new milk every week.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Of course. Are we good to eat?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What's you think?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The flakes are so crunchy. And this is the closest
thing to Hawaiian punch cereal that I've ever tasted. Yeah,
I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'll give you that. It's sweet, but it's not sweet.
It's it's vague. It's a vague cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
There are instructions on what to do with this cereal.
Stop one, add your milk or dairy alternative, and crunch
the super berry coated cereal. Step two, after eating, drink
the delicious purple berry milk. Step three, enjoy.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, I'm not going to do any of that, but
thank you Nature's belly.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's not Nature's valley. You can't path. It's Nature's path.
Nature's path, nature Valley's granola bars. Man, you're a granola bar.
I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's snowing here.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Okay, but not on January fourth.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's not Listen. If it is on January fourth, you're
gonna real stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Is your milk purple?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Mine's not. Mine's not either.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I mean yours is purple because it's so expired. But
it's supposed to turn purple.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Milk turns purple when it expires.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, almost bluish.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What that's not true?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Just pretty good for a healthy cereal.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, I give this three bowls. Not terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon. It's
pretty good. You should try it. If you see it.
I would agree they have them that though. It was
like it's in the healthy section, you know, mm hmmmm. Hey,
lots of new Cereals on the horizon, man, I know
even talking about them. But there's another brand new and
that I'm excited about that you won't care about and
you'll say my throat is closing it. There's a new
special K with whole blueberries. It's not just like coated crap.
(07:31):
There's special K with actual blueberries thrown in that is
coming out soon.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I actually love blueberries, so I could deal with it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm still looking for the chocolate churo cinnamon toast crunch
cereal that's out there somewhere. I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I actually saw commercials for cinnamon Toa's Crunch churros.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes, but we did that in like episode two. These
are true, Oh, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's just it's funny to watch commercials for cereal. It
makes me feel like I'm a child again.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's funny. Also, there is a new crave cereal coming out,
Cookie Dough Crave.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, okay, I need that.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, it's out. People have seen it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay, I need it like now.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's in the wild. But it's just not you know,
it's it's it's not mainstream just yet.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay. This is the next one I did it's like
granola e oh really with some flakes in it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh, I'm very excited for this one. I saw it
in the I don't want to say it's a health
food store, it's a supermarket. Please don't pour yet. I
mean you're gonna sog it up.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I want socky granola. The crunch can be a
little overwhelming.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, do you remember a while I always have been
saying that I wish there was a pistachio cereal. Oh yeah, right,
so I found this in the granola section. So, yes,
it's granola. But perhaps you've heard of this brand before.
They make lots of different products. Brad's Organic. He makes
(08:56):
peanut butter and all kinds of stuff. You make faces
like you've never seen or heard this. You've definitely seen
this brand, but just have passed it over. Okay, Yeah,
it's organic granola Island pistachio. Now. I don't like the
fact that there's a picture of a banana on it,
because I do not like banana flavored things. However, the
coconut and the pistachio just it sold me. Even though
(09:17):
this was about nine dollars this bag. Oh wow, By
the way, I'll need you to be transferring some of
that PayPal money to me.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You had the account on your phone. I don't know
how many times I'm not going to get into the
PayPal with you in this episode you blocked me. Okay,
I remember you said you were going to use it
to pay your bills.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, yeah, my cereal bills.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I don't know if you can leverage your house with
cereal bills.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I don't know. Maybe if you'd get us some advertisers.
Here we go, ready one time.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So it's my fault again. Okay, cool, let's eat bread.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't taste anything pistachio. I did get a little
bit of a coconut. This is just regular, run of
the mill granola, as far as I'm concerned, I don't
taste anything special about it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, and then I keep thinking like, oh, maybe it's
my sense and taste of smell. They're leaving again. No,
but no, it's just bland.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I don't even taste the banana that I don't want
to taste. So I'm glad you don't taste that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
This is just granola that's legit it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Ingredients organic oats, cane syrup, coconut oil, cane sugar, organic
banana chips. Didn't taste any of those organic coconut chips.
Few of those. I saw brown rice crisps. Organic pistachios.
I don't see any pistachios in here. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, I actually.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
There's whole pistachios in here. I just didn't get one
in this bowl.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh and I didn't get one in my bag.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
There's probably four pistachios. It's an entire bag.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I liked it a lot, but it's a false advertisement.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
False advertising whatever it's that.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So because of that, I'm gonna give it three balls
in the spoon if you see it. Don't go and
expect in pistachios, banana and coconut. That's what I like.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Here's a banana chip. I'm glad I didn't get it
because I don't like them, but I will.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I want How do I didn't get a banana chob.
I love banana.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I wish I would have gotten a pistachio.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, don't go into this cereal expecting like, oh, I'm
going to get to be transported to the islands, because
I was thinking I was going to have an island
vacation going on, and instead I feel like I woud
up getting just a terrible, terrible vacation.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Where's a terrible vacation? Andrew just curious?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Let me think I was. I keep trying to name places,
but then I'm like, what if somebody likes vacationing there?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, it's okay. I had a terrible vacation. What the
hell was it?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
See?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't remember either. Was it Portavarta? No, that was beautiful.
Me and Darren and my friend Cubby. We went one
time and we got there and it was advertised as
a Hilton. It wasn't a Hilton, and it was just terrible.
And they served us blooney for lunch, just like on
a platter, not even bread, it was just boloney. Oh,
all got sick. We had diarrhea. We threw up, and
(11:51):
we we flew back to Miami and drove home.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, from wherever you were.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It was the Dominican Republic. That's where were. I don't
remember which part, but we were. We were in the
dr and this resort was awful. There were hookers in
the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And I'm sorry. You said you drove home. How did
you drive back to the States from the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You missed the part where I said, we flew to
Miami and then drove home.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh my god, that is insane.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, it was horrendous. We left after a day and
a half.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Were you still having gash or intestin all the stress on.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Your drive home? It was on the plane that was
actually the first time I ever used a plane bathroom
for that anyway, Well, I don't know. I'm going to
give it two bowls in a spoon. It's good granola.
It's just not really what it says it is because
there's not enough of those things.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Exactly false advertising. And so that's why I gave it
a three balls in a spoon because it's good granola overall.
How much did you give it three bowls in a spoon?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You did?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, because I like the taste of it, Like I
would actually buy that. It's just I wouldn't go into
it thinking like, ooh tropical. I'd go into it thinking like, ooh, granola,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, we really need
to be back together because this is just not it's
just not I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, so by the time the next episode airs, we
will be so far in the future that I will
be able to come in after that.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Now we all voted that you're not allowed here anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh okay. I wasn't there for that vote, so no
you were.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It doesn't matter, you would not have You're.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Telling me scary who probably is tested for antibodies like
several times and probably Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
No, he doesn't care. It was basically just me and
Nate we said, I don't think Andrew can come back anymore. Okay,
So let's move on to the next cereal. Do you
see the o's there? Yeah, yes, well please take out
bag number three Andrew with the two.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh, it's out. It's already poured. If you were paying attention,
you would know. I'm just waiting for you at this point.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
All right, Well, this is another cereal from our friends
at Maltomeal. So that means it's a knockoff something. We've
never had these before, Andrew, we had regular scooters.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I love scooters. Yeah, I love scooters so much.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You did. Scooters are the fake ceios.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
These are frosted scooters.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
They're not. These are honey nut scooters and the biggest
possible bag I could ever freaking buy.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I feel like Multimeal needs to like cut back a
little bit, like we don't need bags this big.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Well, they do sell the boxes in the Dollar store,
but they're very hard to come by.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, they really should just go back to boxes because
you get so much cereal and who's really eating this
much cereal?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well, I mean basically these are targeted to families, big families.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, you know, but I feel like, within like a week,
you must be like, ugh, no more scooters. It's like
you sall have a month left to scooters to go.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Here we go andrew honey nut scooters from maltomeal ready
and go.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Delicious, really good.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
They're a little sweet, not bad. They do not taste
like honey nut cheios. I have to see that they don't.
They're an animal all its own.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Scooters are a different animal. They're a delicious same scooter
taste that I love and enjoy. I give this four
balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I will give it three balls in a spoon. I'm
not the biggest honey nut cheerio fan, even though this
is not that.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But yeah, you don't like honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
No, they're okay, but they're not my go to. They're
like the number one selling cereals in the country always
you know that, right, really no idea, Honey, nut cereals
is always consistently the number one. I said, cereals. I'm tired, man,
I'm tired, I said, honey nut cereals. I'm just I'm tired. Tired.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, I mean when you make us record at three
o'clock on a Thursday or Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Sorry, what are you talking about. It's seven o'clock Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, yeah, because now we're going to present that this
is live.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, Scott, all right, well, much love to you, Thank
you for listening to Serial Killers episode What is this
one sixty? It's one sixty? Wow? We do have new
episodes every Monday, right, yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, should be Mondays and Fridays. And then I was like, oh, Scott,
we should go back to doing Fridays. And then Scott
was like, nah, too much editing.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Andy, Well, it's true, okay, all right, until we see
you for episode one sixty one next Monday, where we
will have I don't think a new cereal and.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
If you're watching this on YouTube, will Scotty take off
his shirt next episode to try and pretend that this
is not all for being recorded? In the same week.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's right, I'm going topless next episode.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Not gonna lie for a second. Your arm and I
know what you're gonna say. No, that had to be Andy.
Shut up. Your arm looks like this one.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
This arm.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, it almost looks like you have like a tattoo
up here. And I keep looking at it because I'm like,
you doesn't have a tattoo. What is it if you
hadn't If you had a tattoo, I feel like you'd
get something funny, or you'd get something super serious, like
it would be like a book and it would have
like Amy and Ashley and Cooper's names on it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I probably just get a spoon.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh so you go full Cereal?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well, I would get a spoon with their names on it.
What a spoon. It's my love of cereal and my
family together.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
What would it take for you to get a spoon tattoo?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
A lot of money.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
We're talking at least like five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Way more because you have it forever I knew I
want like one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
One hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, and we'll have to by the end.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Of this year. It's a new year, we're gonna make
tons of money this year. You're going to be getting
a spoon tattoo.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, it would have to be somewhere that also, you
can't really see.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It lower back tattoo, yes, right.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Above the ass crack. It's perfect. So when we're sunning
on the beach in the Dominican Republic, you can check
it out while you throw Baloney's circles at me. Listen,
we gotta go. Thank you for listening to serial Killers.
Please follow a serial Killer's PC on all social platforms,
and I'm pretty sure by the time you hear this,
Andrew will have updated serial killerspc dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
So yeah, and make sure you like and subscribe the
YouTube channel as well. The YouTube channel we update every
Friday because Scott doesn't want us meaning against our audio
ratings for same day. So every Friday you could find
this episode of serial Killers, but in video form.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh, it's so boring.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Why would you If people are listening to it, they
say they like seeing our facial expressions, because there's sometimes
little things that you say and then you know, I
give you like a look that I feel like you
can catch now and see how absurd I think some
of the things that you say.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Are I don't want to catch anything from you, so
until we see you next Monday.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Well that's rude.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Well you said that I could catch You're rude.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You're just rude.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I love you, Andy, I'm only playing with you. You
know that. You know that I love you like a brother.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Uh huh what hmm?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
How's your alopecia?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well I shaved yesterday, so it's like noticeable.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
But all right, buddy, we'll see you next week. This
is just all fluff and banter. Let's say crunch buddy.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Crunch buddy?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Do we say crunch already?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
We Okay, so it wasn't multiple crunches ready?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
One? Two? We did agree?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You can't. You can't because then we have to start again. Okay,
it cancels it out?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh is it magic? Now? This is a magical podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
This show is stupid. I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh my god, you're having a midlife crisis.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It's not fun when you're not here.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm gonna leave. I'm going to patagony and restart my life.
I'm gonna start now.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Pakathon now, pack of arm. Don't they spit at you?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No? I thought that was camels.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Lamas are kind of alpacas.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, okay, we're ending this episode. Also, your shirt came up.
Oh god, not Lama loops.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
If you were here, I'd make you eat them.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
No, thank you, bye e
Check it out. I got a haircut when a couple
hours ago.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh wow, it looks great. Oh you honestly took off
your jacket.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's all anxion. Happy New Year, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Happy New Year, Scott. Okay, can we go back for
a second.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's a new year.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It is not a new year. It is December sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Scott, stop it. It's twenty twenty one. Today's January fourth,
twenty two.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I just want I'm cutting you off. Scott literally thinks
that people will notice that we don't record all of
these on YouTube at the same time and also bulk record,
so he takes off small items of his clothes if
we do like three episodes in a row. So if
you go back to the last episode, Scott's wearing a jacket.
(00:48):
Scott took off that jacket for this episode to try
and fool you. It's sad, it's desperate, but this is
his life.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What are you talking about, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, I'm the crazy one. I'm the one. Peace Oh
my people on Cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Win the young name. When you hand a jam oh
man e cereal, you look confused. What's the matter?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh? Nothing, I found the other one.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
This is Serial Killers episode one sixty. Welcome aboard, Yeah,
welcome aboard.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't know why you say it like that, like
a cruise.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Ship, because they're they're hopping on board with us.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
They're hopping on board with us.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, you don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, oh my god, here we go again. You are
so oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Jesus protect me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, it's a new year, and it's the same old
serial killers back and forth with Scotty being Andrew. You sick, No,
you suck, No, you suck, no, you suck. All right, Well,
show's over.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
That's what you've boiled this down to.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Do you realize maybe it's through your pasth remarks that
sets me off, Like you're oh gosh, wow, you're really
uh white? Is not flattering on everyone. I'll say that.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Much is your new year's resolution to get along better
with your co host?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah? Absolutely, I guess I'll start with complimenting you. Okay,
a round her face looks wonderful.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't think that's a compliment. No, it is all right, Andrew,
if you would be so kind as to grab your bags, yeah,
I have all my two's out. Take out your twos.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, this one looks like it's Cheeto dusted.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So let's start with that one because that's the brand
news serial this week.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Great.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Now, if you pay attention, Andrew, you can tell that
those flakes are from what company? To stop smelling them?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh, Cascadian Farm? Wrong, Nature Valley.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nature Valley does not have any cereals with flakes.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
We had one in the last episode that looks like this.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's right, just blame the COVID, Andrew, your memory's gone.
It's nature's path organics.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I actually want to shut my laptop off because all
you could have said is you were close, it's nature's path,
but instead you had to be like, eh no, they
don't have a line of that cereal you donce. I
hope that you go and punch yourself in the face
because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Maybe punch you will do it for you?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Who the guy from the The Hawaiian Punch Andrew that
you conveniently last episode were like, yeah, he'll give you
a Hawaiian punch. And then when I asked you what
it was, you're like, yeah, it was in the commercial,
as if like it's a common phrase, like I'm gonna
give you a Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh about a Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, it's not a common phrase. It is not even
close to being a common phrase.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I can't see you anymore? Can you see me? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Are you getting a phone call?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My daughter's face timing?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Wow, So you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Care more about your family than you do about the
podcast recording something? What's up? Hurry? Look, yes, we're recording
serial killers right now. I know it's snowing. Okay, all right,
I'll call you back. Love you, three balls, three, three
balls for the hair. Okay, so you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hello, Hi, you there, yep, I'm here, all.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Right, Here we go. This is nature's path. You were
kind of correct, Andrew. And it's new and it's purple.
What are you looking at?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Nope, just was looking at my phone.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's purple, a kiple or as my daughter actually a sie.
But that's right, that's what I meant. I'm sorry, brain fart.
My daughter actually calls it a cocky or which he
was little.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
But I know it looks like I know it's a
This is going to be so gross. I hate a
SI bowl, a s I E bowls. I don't know,
I don't get what they are. And they keep popping
up with me locations everywhere, and I just want to
know who's funding all of these a SIE places.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
They're not bad. I gotta say. I go to sol
Bowl every once in a while because actually makes me
go and get her a freaking bowl. It's not terrible.
It's basically just fruit on top of some frozen icy crap.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So I don't like the icy crap because I also
cannot bite into ice pops, like thinking about it, my like,
I actually get goosebumps when I think about biting into
an ice pop.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What kind of milk you got there?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Oh? Still fair life because it's still December sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It's another week older. I've got Creamo land one percent milk.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh it didn't you have that in the last episode two?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, no, I get new milk every week.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Of course. Are we good to eat?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
What's you think?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The flakes are so crunchy. And this is the closest
thing to Hawaiian punch cereal that I've ever tasted. Yeah,
I'll give you.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'll give you that. It's sweet, but it's not sweet.
It's it's vague. It's a vague cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
There are instructions on what to do with this cereal.
Stop one, add your milk or dairy alternative, and crunch
the super berry coated cereal. Step two, after eating, drink
the delicious purple berry milk. Step three, enjoy.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, I'm not going to do any of that, but
thank you Nature's belly.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's not Nature's valley. You can't path. It's Nature's path.
Nature's path, nature Valley's granola bars. Man, you're a granola bar.
I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's snowing here.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Okay, but not on January fourth.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's not Listen. If it is on January fourth, you're
gonna real stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Is your milk purple?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Mine's not. Mine's not either.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I mean yours is purple because it's so expired. But
it's supposed to turn purple.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Milk turns purple when it expires.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, almost bluish.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
What that's not true?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Just pretty good for a healthy cereal.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, I give this three bowls. Not terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon. It's
pretty good. You should try it. If you see it.
I would agree they have them that though. It was
like it's in the healthy section, you know, mm hmmmm. Hey,
lots of new Cereals on the horizon, man, I know
even talking about them. But there's another brand new and
that I'm excited about that you won't care about and
you'll say my throat is closing it. There's a new
special K with whole blueberries. It's not just like coated crap.
(07:31):
There's special K with actual blueberries thrown in that is
coming out soon.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I actually love blueberries, so I could deal with it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm still looking for the chocolate churo cinnamon toast crunch
cereal that's out there somewhere. I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I actually saw commercials for cinnamon Toa's Crunch churros.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes, but we did that in like episode two. These
are true, Oh, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's just it's funny to watch commercials for cereal. It
makes me feel like I'm a child again.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's funny. Also, there is a new crave cereal coming out,
Cookie Dough Crave.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, okay, I need that.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, it's out. People have seen it.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Okay, I need it like now.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's in the wild. But it's just not you know,
it's it's it's not mainstream just yet.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay. This is the next one I did it's like
granola e oh really with some flakes in it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh, I'm very excited for this one. I saw it
in the I don't want to say it's a health
food store, it's a supermarket. Please don't pour yet. I
mean you're gonna sog it up.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I want socky granola. The crunch can be a
little overwhelming.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, do you remember a while I always have been
saying that I wish there was a pistachio cereal. Oh yeah, right,
so I found this in the granola section. So, yes,
it's granola. But perhaps you've heard of this brand before.
They make lots of different products. Brad's Organic. He makes
(08:56):
peanut butter and all kinds of stuff. You make faces
like you've never seen or heard this. You've definitely seen
this brand, but just have passed it over. Okay, Yeah,
it's organic granola Island pistachio. Now. I don't like the
fact that there's a picture of a banana on it,
because I do not like banana flavored things. However, the
coconut and the pistachio just it sold me. Even though
(09:17):
this was about nine dollars this bag. Oh wow, By
the way, I'll need you to be transferring some of
that PayPal money to me.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
You had the account on your phone. I don't know
how many times I'm not going to get into the
PayPal with you in this episode you blocked me. Okay,
I remember you said you were going to use it
to pay your bills.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Well, yeah, my cereal bills.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I don't know if you can leverage your house with
cereal bills.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I don't know. Maybe if you'd get us some advertisers.
Here we go, ready one time.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So it's my fault again. Okay, cool, let's eat bread.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't taste anything pistachio. I did get a little
bit of a coconut. This is just regular, run of
the mill granola, as far as I'm concerned, I don't
taste anything special about it.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, and then I keep thinking like, oh, maybe it's
my sense and taste of smell. They're leaving again. No,
but no, it's just bland.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I don't even taste the banana that I don't want
to taste. So I'm glad you don't taste that.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
This is just granola that's legit it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Ingredients organic oats, cane syrup, coconut oil, cane sugar, organic
banana chips. Didn't taste any of those organic coconut chips.
Few of those. I saw brown rice crisps. Organic pistachios.
I don't see any pistachios in here. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, I actually.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
There's whole pistachios in here. I just didn't get one
in this bowl.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh and I didn't get one in my bag.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
There's probably four pistachios. It's an entire bag.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I liked it a lot, but it's a false advertisement.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
False advertising whatever it's that.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So because of that, I'm gonna give it three balls
in the spoon if you see it. Don't go and
expect in pistachios, banana and coconut. That's what I like.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Here's a banana chip. I'm glad I didn't get it
because I don't like them, but I will.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I want How do I didn't get a banana chob.
I love banana.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I wish I would have gotten a pistachio.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah, don't go into this cereal expecting like, oh, I'm
going to get to be transported to the islands, because
I was thinking I was going to have an island
vacation going on, and instead I feel like I woud
up getting just a terrible, terrible vacation.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Where's a terrible vacation? Andrew just curious?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Let me think I was. I keep trying to name places,
but then I'm like, what if somebody likes vacationing there?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, it's okay. I had a terrible vacation. What the
hell was it?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
See?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I don't remember either. Was it Portavarta? No, that was beautiful.
Me and Darren and my friend Cubby. We went one
time and we got there and it was advertised as
a Hilton. It wasn't a Hilton, and it was just terrible.
And they served us blooney for lunch, just like on
a platter, not even bread, it was just boloney. Oh,
all got sick. We had diarrhea. We threw up, and
(11:51):
we we flew back to Miami and drove home.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, from wherever you were.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
It was the Dominican Republic. That's where were. I don't
remember which part, but we were. We were in the
dr and this resort was awful. There were hookers in
the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And I'm sorry. You said you drove home. How did
you drive back to the States from the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
You missed the part where I said, we flew to
Miami and then drove home.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh my god, that is insane.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, it was horrendous. We left after a day and
a half.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Were you still having gash or intestin all the stress on.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Your drive home? It was on the plane that was
actually the first time I ever used a plane bathroom
for that anyway, Well, I don't know. I'm going to
give it two bowls in a spoon. It's good granola.
It's just not really what it says it is because
there's not enough of those things.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Exactly false advertising. And so that's why I gave it
a three balls in a spoon because it's good granola overall.
How much did you give it three bowls in a spoon?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
You did?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, because I like the taste of it, Like I
would actually buy that. It's just I wouldn't go into
it thinking like, ooh tropical. I'd go into it thinking like, ooh, granola,
that's it.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, we really need
to be back together because this is just not it's
just not I don't like this at all.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Okay, so by the time the next episode airs, we
will be so far in the future that I will
be able to come in after that.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Now we all voted that you're not allowed here anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Oh okay. I wasn't there for that vote, so no
you were.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
It doesn't matter, you would not have You're.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Telling me scary who probably is tested for antibodies like
several times and probably Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
No, he doesn't care. It was basically just me and
Nate we said, I don't think Andrew can come back anymore. Okay,
So let's move on to the next cereal. Do you
see the o's there? Yeah, yes, well please take out
bag number three Andrew with the two.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh, it's out. It's already poured. If you were paying attention,
you would know. I'm just waiting for you at this point.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
All right, Well, this is another cereal from our friends
at Maltomeal. So that means it's a knockoff something. We've
never had these before, Andrew, we had regular scooters.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I love scooters. Yeah, I love scooters so much.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You did. Scooters are the fake ceios.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
These are frosted scooters.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
They're not. These are honey nut scooters and the biggest
possible bag I could ever freaking buy.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I feel like Multimeal needs to like cut back a
little bit, like we don't need bags this big.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Well, they do sell the boxes in the Dollar store,
but they're very hard to come by.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, they really should just go back to boxes because
you get so much cereal and who's really eating this
much cereal?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Well, I mean basically these are targeted to families, big families.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, you know, but I feel like, within like a week,
you must be like, ugh, no more scooters. It's like
you sall have a month left to scooters to go.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Here we go andrew honey nut scooters from maltomeal ready
and go.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Delicious, really good.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
They're a little sweet, not bad. They do not taste
like honey nut cheios. I have to see that they don't.
They're an animal all its own.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Scooters are a different animal. They're a delicious same scooter
taste that I love and enjoy. I give this four
balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I will give it three balls in a spoon. I'm
not the biggest honey nut cheerio fan, even though this
is not that.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But yeah, you don't like honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
No, they're okay, but they're not my go to. They're
like the number one selling cereals in the country always
you know that, right, really no idea, Honey, nut cereals
is always consistently the number one. I said, cereals. I'm tired, man,
I'm tired, I said, honey nut cereals. I'm just I'm tired. Tired.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Well, I mean when you make us record at three
o'clock on a Thursday or Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Sorry, what are you talking about. It's seven o'clock Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, yeah, because now we're going to present that this
is live.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, Scott, all right, well, much love to you, Thank
you for listening to Serial Killers episode What is this
one sixty? It's one sixty? Wow? We do have new
episodes every Monday, right, yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, should be Mondays and Fridays. And then I was like, oh, Scott,
we should go back to doing Fridays. And then Scott
was like, nah, too much editing.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Andy, Well, it's true, okay, all right, until we see
you for episode one sixty one next Monday, where we
will have I don't think a new cereal and.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
If you're watching this on YouTube, will Scotty take off
his shirt next episode to try and pretend that this
is not all for being recorded? In the same week.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's right, I'm going topless next episode.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Not gonna lie for a second. Your arm and I
know what you're gonna say. No, that had to be Andy.
Shut up. Your arm looks like this one.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
This arm.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, it almost looks like you have like a tattoo
up here. And I keep looking at it because I'm like,
you doesn't have a tattoo. What is it if you
hadn't If you had a tattoo, I feel like you'd
get something funny, or you'd get something super serious, like
it would be like a book and it would have
like Amy and Ashley and Cooper's names on it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I probably just get a spoon.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh so you go full Cereal?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well, I would get a spoon with their names on it.
What a spoon. It's my love of cereal and my
family together.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
What would it take for you to get a spoon tattoo?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
A lot of money.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
We're talking at least like five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Way more because you have it forever I knew I
want like one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
One hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, and we'll have to by the end.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Of this year. It's a new year, we're gonna make
tons of money this year. You're going to be getting
a spoon tattoo.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, it would have to be somewhere that also, you
can't really see.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It lower back tattoo, yes, right.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Above the ass crack. It's perfect. So when we're sunning
on the beach in the Dominican Republic, you can check
it out while you throw Baloney's circles at me. Listen,
we gotta go. Thank you for listening to serial Killers.
Please follow a serial Killer's PC on all social platforms,
and I'm pretty sure by the time you hear this,
Andrew will have updated serial killerspc dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
So yeah, and make sure you like and subscribe the
YouTube channel as well. The YouTube channel we update every
Friday because Scott doesn't want us meaning against our audio
ratings for same day. So every Friday you could find
this episode of serial Killers, but in video form.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh, it's so boring.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Why would you If people are listening to it, they
say they like seeing our facial expressions, because there's sometimes
little things that you say and then you know, I
give you like a look that I feel like you
can catch now and see how absurd I think some
of the things that you say.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Are I don't want to catch anything from you, so
until we see you next Monday.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Well that's rude.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Well you said that I could catch You're rude.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You're just rude.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I love you, Andy, I'm only playing with you. You
know that. You know that I love you like a brother.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Uh huh what hmm?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
How's your alopecia?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well I shaved yesterday, so it's like noticeable.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
But all right, buddy, we'll see you next week. This
is just all fluff and banter. Let's say crunch buddy.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Crunch buddy?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Do we say crunch already?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
We Okay, so it wasn't multiple crunches ready?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
One? Two? We did agree?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You can't. You can't because then we have to start again. Okay,
it cancels it out?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh is it magic? Now? This is a magical podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
This show is stupid. I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh my god, you're having a midlife crisis.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It's not fun when you're not here.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'm gonna leave. I'm going to patagony and restart my life.
I'm gonna start now.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Pakathon now, pack of arm. Don't they spit at you?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No? I thought that was camels.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Lamas are kind of alpacas.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, okay, we're ending this episode. Also, your shirt came up.
Oh god, not Lama loops.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
If you were here, I'd make you eat them.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
No, thank you, bye e
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