January 15, 2024 • 19 mins
Today we try the full line of Loaded Cereals from General Mills! A triple dose of pillow cereals including: Trix Loaded, Cinnamon Toast Crunch Loaded and then trippy Sonny with his Cocoa Puffs Loaded!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, everybody for another exciting episode of serial Killers. I'm
Andrew live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy studios.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Right, this is serial Killers. C I'll do it again. Great,
Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is serial Killers. Hi, Andrew.
Not a care in the world, Pug, what's going on?
Not a care in the world, Pug? Your middle name
is not a care in the world. Why is it
not a care? Just come in whenever, Ah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Just come in whatever. I'm not doing this near knew me.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You're right, Hi. This is actually the first episode of
recording in twenty twenty four. It is Welcome to serial Killers.
This is the podcast where we talk about cereal. We
eat it, we rate it, we let you know if
you should try it. And you know what this episode
is called what fully loaded? Do you know why?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Because you're fully loaded with cereals?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No? Is there a new box called fully loaded? Have
you checked out our Instagram page? Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Uh, I saw that there was one called Mouthful that
was vegan and I feel and I said I was
gonna vomit from it.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do you know? People said they were anticipating me vomiting
because it's been a minute. Yeah, that is a ton.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's a cool kid phrase. It's been a minute. That
has been a minute?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That is a ten dollars box of cereal. You know that?
Right's very crazy? Yeah, and you're like, you don't do anything, dude,
I bought two boxes of ten dollars along with all
these others. You're ready. Here comes fully loaded in.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, I pay like thirty bucks a month for speaker
for us.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, well, cereals more expensive? Oh it is?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
What about this giant box that you got for free
that's under my feet?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Cereal Rich? Oh what look, there's loaded cereals.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Are they all pillowed?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They're all pillows new from General Mills, the loaded line.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Live in Cereal Rich.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
This is so gen z.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's like hurting me why because it's like, what does
that mean?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I think it's cool? What is it? Oh God, I
WoT the cream. I think they're busting now. I don't
think they say that anymore. The kids don't say that.
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, when I was out on Long Island, Cooper and
I were just chatting it up about all the well,
what is she jen alpha? I don't know what she
is jen alpha phrases and no idea I just the
one thing I will say about gen z slang before
we continue. And Jen alpha more Jen alpha is their
whole era thing. I'm in my cereal era.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You're just eating cereal right now. You don't call it
an era. I don't know why it annoys me. It
just I think it hints at like I'm reinventing myself.
And it's like, I promise you, Karen, you eating cereal.
Isn't that exciting for it to be called an era?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Does ever means the same thing as phase? I guess right, Yes,
you're going through a phase.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Phase to me feels more mature. Era feels like it
like means something like do you remember when I was
in my Fedora era?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah? It was terrible. Look look what we got. You
want to know why I signed up for it, But
I guarantee you you know what's in here that watch?
Oh did you see?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
We also got an email from the PR company for
something else, for what they wanted to send us cereals
for something else?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh? Cool? Really No, I didn't say no descriptive. Yeah,
maybe if you explain what you're talking about? What you're funny?
I know. So we finally made it, Andrew, we're on
the list of General Mills.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, we are like officially official.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is from General Mills. Ah.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We've always wanted this, I know. So maybe we'll get
like the special things now, like Crocs.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I hope. So no, sure, okay, no, because those come
from the PR company. This actually comes from General Mills.
Now here we go. Now I feel just like the
poor the milk guy and you know, the Serial time guy.
Everybody gets this and we're the last ones to get it.
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hey guys, Oh no, we should do an unboxing like
they do on TikTok. Okay, hey guys, this is an
unboxing video. Oh yeah, asmar So, we got this box
from General Mills.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Youober walks up and down the aisles at Target and it's.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like she got slives when I was there and she
was like, I need to open it on camera.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god. All right, guys, I guarantee you that
those are in here. And I'm gonna be mad because
five ten, fifteen dollars right in your hand. Return it
can't okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh, this is so exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And guess what. I bought that one and that one
and that one, and I bought that one, and I
bought that one, and I bought that one. So when
did you get on the list? I signed up months ago.
They're like, if you would if we were to send
you new cereals, which ones would you like? And I
chose these, so this is actually kind of cool this.
I don't have cheerios hardy nut medley, so that'll be come.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So I'm like, here on out, we get these.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Now. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because I signed up for this once too, and it
was the same thing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I bought it. It's down there this I bought it.
It's down there. I bought it. It's in your hand.
I bought it. It's in your hand. I bought it.
It's in your hand. Oh and some snack bars. I
bought it. Thank you so much, General Mills. It is
greatly appreciated. You know. I wish I still had the receipt.
I would try to return them, but I don't think
I have the receipt anymore. Okay, now I'll just donate them. Okay,
(05:10):
Now which ones do we eat? We eat the ones
that I bought, or do we eat the ones fresh
from the factory. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You're asking me questions that I just feel you should answer.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
All right, what date on those? These are September twenty
twenty four, those are October? Yeah, those are freshmen. Wow,
well this is exciting. What a big day. General Miles
introduces all new cereals, including two. OK, get about reading
all that I just showed that was in there. Thank you,
General Mills. You guys are the best. Now other cereal
companies follow suit? Yeah, follow suit? Clap? Which one do
(05:41):
you want to eat first? Andrew?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh, I'm not gonna like any of these? Why because
I've gone on record I don't like pillow cereals. I
find them to be overly sweet. I don't like the consistency. Yeah,
let's do this one last, because that's gonna be the best.
The Cocoa Puffs one is going to We shouldn't do
something that's too you'll skew it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They're all sweet tricks into cinnamon, into coco, and then
we'll come back with the coco. All right. So Tricks Loaded?
Oh wow? Did I just curate?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Was that? Was? Is this a perfectly anti curated episode? No,
I've heard it's very difficult to curate.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So Tricks Loaded Cereal. There's crazy Tricks Rabbit on the
front there.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I didn't need a PhD to currate.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Who knew with vanilla cream filling the why do they
put a little accent over cream the E and the
cream crem No, that would be at the end.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Crim No, you kribi?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, I guess it kind of smells like tricks. It's
very Look at the colors. They're very dull. Oh god,
what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They're too muted. Like usually when I think of tricks,
I think of like vibrant fun.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is like muted. I don't know. Look at that.
If you can see sesthetic. Yeah, it's not giving again
a Cooper word I learned. All right, I'm gonna go
back to the formula Fresh Dairy's fridge. This is giving
a muted aesthetic.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Use chocolate milk today, Andrew, Hey, guys, are you looking
at Scotty's underwear on camera?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I need new underwear. These are ripped?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh boy, are you busting out?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
If you asked for it, please.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Put it on a spoon. I don't like straight from
the can like that. Can you put on a spoon?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So good? Thank you? Fresh Aries, yay real whipped cream.
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They were posting on their Instagram, uh eggnog and also
hot cocoa that they were making with the whipped cream.
And I was going to comment on their saying like,
please send to my house asap.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, you can't really send refrigerated stuff to your house.
Andrew with dry ice is for farm then fresh airries,
organic whole milk today, grab a spoon, Andy.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm not lying. That is truly the best whip green.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I was hoping you would lie so so glhad nothing
has changed here we you went on a whole thing
on the Big Show, saying oh not to you, because
you remember they said, well what about Andrew. I'm like, aah,
he's still a jerk. Oh cool, Remember you know what. Listen,
the tastes like tricks. You can make faces. It tastes
(08:16):
like tricks, but then you get to the creamy middle.
I don't get it again, this is not a cereal.
I don't I don't know, Like I don't know what
parent in the right mind is like, here you go, Johnny,
have some tricks loaded for breakfast. Right, This is like
even too much for a snack, but it is good.
I don't think so I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I think irregular Tricks has like a sweetness to it,
and it's good.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, I'm sorry, is this not sweet? This it washes
at I'm about to go into a sugar clum up,
which is washing off of what it's just there. The
vanilla does nothing to it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm just eating like a weird fruity shell with cream
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't get it. Four bowls, God, no, this gets
sue bowls in a spoon. Whatever. I don't think this
is appealing at all. Okay, it may not be esthetically appealing,
but it is good. I like there is a tiny
bit of like a chalky after. I would just rather
eat Tricks. Tricks to me, taste better than this. I
(09:13):
wouldn't rise some vanilla cream into your mouth. I don't
want the vanilla cream.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't get what the vanilla cream is adding to this.
If anything, fill it with like fruity cream.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, that's fruity. No, I don't think it's fruity enough.
Fruity cream is just way too artificial sounding to me.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh, but you're telling me a pillow that is orange
and blue.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm pretty sure. I'm more I'm really sure this is
full of oranges and bananas and strawberries and grapes.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, dear, I'm sorry to tell you it's not well.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I live in Cereal Rich. I liked it. Please, I
can't with you? Which was next? Andy? This one? Cinnamon
toast crunch loaded? Should we call this episode fully loaded
or reloaded? I think just live in Cereal Rich could
do that too. Oh my god, there's so much to
choose from. Yeah, so this is your cinematos.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I not only curated it, but I came up with
the episode description. Did you see the comment which one
that said that they don't want us eating in the mics.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, I was going to respond to that, douche, because Hi,
this is a podcast where we eat things.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I just like that other podcast that attacked us.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
If it was like Serial Killers with an S and
we were just doing stories about like the Gilgo Beach murders,
we wouldn't be eating in the microphone because it's you know,
maybe popcorn. But this is a podcast where we talk
about cereal and we eat it. Yeah, that's what you
came here for. If you have mesophilioma, then don't listen.
What's it called? Wait? Wait, that's the right, that's the
(10:44):
asbestos thing and all the lawyers. So for okay, when
you watch like the two o'clock Sunday or AM. Yeah,
when I'm watching All the Family at two o'clock in
the morning on me TV, that's when the mesophilioma ad
comes on. So Cinematon's crunch loaded with vanilla cream filling.
There we go. Andy, Yep, whole milk, Farmland Fresh Dairies organic.
(11:06):
And you know why I like the organic, Andy, right,
I mean because it's delicious and fresh, but also because
I like the container because it's not clear and you
can't see how much milk we've used in the picture
picture picture, because if you just hold up a jug
and it's half empty, that's like, dude, what's with the
jankety half filled container? You know? We should have stunt containers? Wayne,
Can we get stunt containers please? Yeah, So we need
(11:26):
plastic jug containers half gallon or quart and it has
to look full all the time and we'll just use
that much. Just put white construction paper in it or glue, yeah, right,
or milk, I mean I don't right, well, not milk
because that will expire. I guess, I don't know. We're
gonna have to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
No, I don't think it's really that.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Here go, buddy. It must be like you're curating skills.
Oh have a degree. There we go, buddy, one, two, three, Now,
just it doesn't taste like cinnamon toast crunch. It does not.
It tastes like one of the knockoff CTCs. How can
(12:07):
you laugh at that? It's got a burnt taste to it, right,
I was thinking that the ice cream doesn't mix very
well with this.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
See I disagree. I would choose this over the tricks.
The tricks it doesn't work for me because I don't
get fruity and vanilla like that just is weird to me.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's like sorbet, but not good sorbet.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
This at least tastes like ice cream to a degree,
Like I could see this being an ice cream flavor.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Not so much cereal. I'm gonna give this three bulls.
I give it three bulls too. Yeah, before you even
said anything, I want to see what you were going
to do there.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, I don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
If anything, this is weight. It's better than the other one. Okay,
I guess we can take a break now, don't we
pal I don't even know what to play anymore. I
gotta get nothing here. It's just there's nothing. Okay, old
stand by Wilfrid Brimley. Here we go. It's the right
thing to do. We'll be back right after this and
we're back that hole. It wasn't big enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I have to look at it and now find the time.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I see twenty twenty four as the year of diabetes
the sky.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I can legit you the entire pand I love it
so much. It is the best whip cream. Okay, you've
said that many times. Stop, you know, stop stop.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Only I could say it. Well, I squirt whip cream
in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I'm the only one. You're over compensating, Andy, Oh I am, Yeah,
I am, okay, yeah, pipe it down to it. My god,
look at all those commercials that just came in. What
am I gonna do? I don't know. I have to
stay here later now, Oh no, you gotta leave, I do.
I actually have to leave it because it's supposed to
be flooding rains tonight. Flooding. Yeah, my house is gonna flood.
I gotta get home and waterproof. Wow. You know what
(13:41):
that means. I got to hack off the top of
the storm drain, get the hose down there with the
thing and the bucket. Oh my god, I need a
raincoat and heck and slicker, a slicker in boots and
a slicker. Your wellies, what's all is it? Those are
your shoes? All right? Bring over the last one, Andy,
I'm very excited for it. This one is gonna be good,
because what the hell happened through it? I'm thinking, uh, oh, careful, careful.
(14:07):
Andy's attempting to open the box. I can already see
some cardboard. That was a bad job and job oh god,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Now we can't even eat the box. Get the other one?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
What? Oh? Did you do it right down the middle? Good? Good?
They're not bad.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
No, I just want to stick my whole hand in there.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
So no, so like this is the coca Puff's loaded? Okay,
so look at look at Look at cuckoo Coca what's
his name? Cuckoo Sonny Sonny? Oh my god, I just
had you know nothing about cereal. Look at Sonny's eyes.
He's a little too excited about that. He has had
way too much sugar. Today's rehab. If you're watching YouTube,
look look at Sonny's eyes. He's out of his mind.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
He's got to go to a facility to check in
and get cured.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Show us how you live Cereal rich at livinloaded cereal
dot com. So check that out. I just give him
a plug. Oh cool, this is gonna be good. I'm
really actually excited for this. But I'm thinking slightly rocky
road because even though it's vanilla cream, I'm thinking more
like marshmallow cream. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, they smell like cocoa buffs. The tricks one did
not smell like tricks The cinnamon Toa's question, and smell
smell like cinnamon. But this smells like cocoa buffs. Should
I put some whoop cream on yours? I'm okay for
right now, just for now, I'm not allowed to talk
about it. Only you're apparently allowed to plug.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Also, this month, we have to go to the milk factory.
I know the milk factory like I'm thinking Sesame Street.
I don't know why, right, because they go and visit
yeah for sure, Same Street or mister Rogers or ready,
here we go. The milk is starting to turn chocolate.
(15:58):
M m. It doesn't really taste like coca puffs A
little bit out of all the chocolate pillow cereals we've had?
How many have we had? A lot? Really? Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Okay, most of them are chocolate because I feel it's
the go to. With a pillow, you can easily fill
chocolate with vanilla or chocolate.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Hold hold on one second, Hey, angry guy. Hmmmm, this
is really delicious.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, that's a great way to get people to not
tune in. I give this actually three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
This is the best one. I'm going to give it
four because I'm a big chocolate fan when it comes
to cereal, and I'm very excited to try the milk
You're ready, slightly chocolatey. Doesn't make as deep of a
chocolate milk as regular Coca Puffs does, but I like it.
Thank you, General Mills. Actually, you know, thank me also
(16:54):
because I bought them. What please? We better make at
least fifteen dollars on this episode since I paid for
three boxes. Fingers crossed. That's cool, man. So it's a
new year, Yeah, new year. That's great, man. We got
lots of things coming this year. I'm excited. Lots of
exciting things happening. Oh yeah, lots of new cereals. Yep,
(17:16):
do you realize that we just keep going because they
just keep coming. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Right, every time you go, oh, we're in a drought,
I just think, oh, he'll.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Get like forty two thousand cereals in the next week. See.
And I just wasted maybe three weeks. Yeah, because I
just blew, I blow. I just blew through three new cereals,
all new.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I can look at all these new cereals, those of old.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh that one's not well, okay, we'll talk about that
one soon. Oh that one came from England. I could
tell yeah English, I have no, I have no idea
what's going on in that thing. There's like eggs and
sausage in the cereals, so yeah, oh, hold on, I'll
just play this then. No, I don't eat it. No, No,
(18:00):
we're not. We're not on the next Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Show it calf crunch. Yeah, four Builders Essentials.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's English breakfast serial Read it the full English breastst cereal.
Read these things that are in there.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Say good morning to the world's first fry up flavored cereal.
All the salty, savory goodness of a greasy spoon in
one box.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah. Read the things that are in it.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Egg yeah, bacon, yes, sausage, yes, sauce, yes, tomato and mushroom.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, put it back down there. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I just want to see it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No, no, look at don't let anyone see It's a secret,
salty cereals until we see you next week. Thank you
so much for listening. Follow us on all socials Serial Killers,
PC is us our friends at Farmland Fresh Dairy follow them.
You can hit hit this guy up at Andrew Pug
and me at Ze Scotti b Yeah, you could hit
me up. What don't the kids says hit me up?
Guys who says that, hit me up? Like twenty thirty somethings,
(18:56):
probably hit me up. Hit me up at right, hit
me up that nineties? Yeah, no I don't know. No,
I mean if you were born in the nineties, then
it hitped me up. Yeah. Probably chat me chat you
chat me at me at me say crunch Andrew crunch
me said, why would you do that? Because why are
(19:19):
you throwing things? Episodes over
Hi, everybody for another exciting episode of serial Killers. I'm
Andrew live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy studios.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Right, this is serial Killers. C I'll do it again. Great,
Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This is serial Killers. Hi, Andrew.
Not a care in the world, Pug, what's going on?
Not a care in the world, Pug? Your middle name
is not a care in the world. Why is it
not a care? Just come in whenever, Ah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Just come in whatever. I'm not doing this near knew me.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You're right, Hi. This is actually the first episode of
recording in twenty twenty four. It is Welcome to serial Killers.
This is the podcast where we talk about cereal. We
eat it, we rate it, we let you know if
you should try it. And you know what this episode
is called what fully loaded? Do you know why?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Because you're fully loaded with cereals?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No? Is there a new box called fully loaded? Have
you checked out our Instagram page? Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Uh, I saw that there was one called Mouthful that
was vegan and I feel and I said I was
gonna vomit from it.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do you know? People said they were anticipating me vomiting
because it's been a minute. Yeah, that is a ton.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's a cool kid phrase. It's been a minute. That
has been a minute?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That is a ten dollars box of cereal. You know that?
Right's very crazy? Yeah, and you're like, you don't do anything, dude,
I bought two boxes of ten dollars along with all
these others. You're ready. Here comes fully loaded in.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, I pay like thirty bucks a month for speaker
for us.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, well, cereals more expensive? Oh it is?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
What about this giant box that you got for free
that's under my feet?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Cereal Rich? Oh what look, there's loaded cereals.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Are they all pillowed?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They're all pillows new from General Mills, the loaded line.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Live in Cereal Rich.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
This is so gen z.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It's like hurting me why because it's like, what does
that mean?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I think it's cool? What is it? Oh God, I
WoT the cream. I think they're busting now. I don't
think they say that anymore. The kids don't say that.
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, when I was out on Long Island, Cooper and
I were just chatting it up about all the well,
what is she jen alpha? I don't know what she
is jen alpha phrases and no idea I just the
one thing I will say about gen z slang before
we continue. And Jen alpha more Jen alpha is their
whole era thing. I'm in my cereal era.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
No you're not.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You're just eating cereal right now. You don't call it
an era. I don't know why it annoys me. It
just I think it hints at like I'm reinventing myself.
And it's like, I promise you, Karen, you eating cereal.
Isn't that exciting for it to be called an era?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Does ever means the same thing as phase? I guess right, Yes,
you're going through a phase.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Phase to me feels more mature. Era feels like it
like means something like do you remember when I was
in my Fedora era?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah? It was terrible. Look look what we got. You
want to know why I signed up for it, But
I guarantee you you know what's in here that watch?
Oh did you see?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
We also got an email from the PR company for
something else, for what they wanted to send us cereals
for something else?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh? Cool? Really No, I didn't say no descriptive. Yeah,
maybe if you explain what you're talking about? What you're funny?
I know. So we finally made it, Andrew, we're on
the list of General Mills.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, we are like officially official.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is from General Mills. Ah.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
We've always wanted this, I know. So maybe we'll get
like the special things now, like Crocs.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I hope. So no, sure, okay, no, because those come
from the PR company. This actually comes from General Mills.
Now here we go. Now I feel just like the
poor the milk guy and you know, the Serial time guy.
Everybody gets this and we're the last ones to get it.
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hey guys, Oh no, we should do an unboxing like
they do on TikTok. Okay, hey guys, this is an
unboxing video. Oh yeah, asmar So, we got this box
from General Mills.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Youober walks up and down the aisles at Target and it's.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Like she got slives when I was there and she
was like, I need to open it on camera.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god. All right, guys, I guarantee you that
those are in here. And I'm gonna be mad because
five ten, fifteen dollars right in your hand. Return it
can't okay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Oh, this is so exciting.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And guess what. I bought that one and that one
and that one, and I bought that one, and I
bought that one, and I bought that one. So when
did you get on the list? I signed up months ago.
They're like, if you would if we were to send
you new cereals, which ones would you like? And I
chose these, so this is actually kind of cool this.
I don't have cheerios hardy nut medley, so that'll be come.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
So I'm like, here on out, we get these.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Now. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because I signed up for this once too, and it
was the same thing.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I bought it. It's down there this I bought it.
It's down there. I bought it. It's in your hand.
I bought it. It's in your hand. I bought it.
It's in your hand. Oh and some snack bars. I
bought it. Thank you so much, General Mills. It is
greatly appreciated. You know. I wish I still had the receipt.
I would try to return them, but I don't think
I have the receipt anymore. Okay, now I'll just donate them. Okay,
(05:10):
Now which ones do we eat? We eat the ones
that I bought, or do we eat the ones fresh
from the factory. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You're asking me questions that I just feel you should answer.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
All right, what date on those? These are September twenty
twenty four, those are October? Yeah, those are freshmen. Wow,
well this is exciting. What a big day. General Miles
introduces all new cereals, including two. OK, get about reading
all that I just showed that was in there. Thank you,
General Mills. You guys are the best. Now other cereal
companies follow suit? Yeah, follow suit? Clap? Which one do
(05:41):
you want to eat first? Andrew?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh, I'm not gonna like any of these? Why because
I've gone on record I don't like pillow cereals. I
find them to be overly sweet. I don't like the consistency. Yeah,
let's do this one last, because that's gonna be the best.
The Cocoa Puffs one is going to We shouldn't do
something that's too you'll skew it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They're all sweet tricks into cinnamon, into coco, and then
we'll come back with the coco. All right. So Tricks Loaded?
Oh wow? Did I just curate?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Was that? Was? Is this a perfectly anti curated episode? No,
I've heard it's very difficult to curate.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
So Tricks Loaded Cereal. There's crazy Tricks Rabbit on the
front there.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I didn't need a PhD to currate.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Who knew with vanilla cream filling the why do they
put a little accent over cream the E and the
cream crem No, that would be at the end.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Crim No, you kribi?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, I guess it kind of smells like tricks. It's
very Look at the colors. They're very dull. Oh god,
what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They're too muted. Like usually when I think of tricks,
I think of like vibrant fun.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This is like muted. I don't know. Look at that.
If you can see sesthetic. Yeah, it's not giving again
a Cooper word I learned. All right, I'm gonna go
back to the formula Fresh Dairy's fridge. This is giving
a muted aesthetic.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Use chocolate milk today, Andrew, Hey, guys, are you looking
at Scotty's underwear on camera?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I need new underwear. These are ripped?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh boy, are you busting out?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
If you asked for it, please.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Put it on a spoon. I don't like straight from
the can like that. Can you put on a spoon?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So good? Thank you? Fresh Aries, yay real whipped cream.
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They were posting on their Instagram, uh eggnog and also
hot cocoa that they were making with the whipped cream.
And I was going to comment on their saying like,
please send to my house asap.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, you can't really send refrigerated stuff to your house.
Andrew with dry ice is for farm then fresh airries,
organic whole milk today, grab a spoon, Andy.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I'm not lying. That is truly the best whip green.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I was hoping you would lie so so glhad nothing
has changed here we you went on a whole thing
on the Big Show, saying oh not to you, because
you remember they said, well what about Andrew. I'm like, aah,
he's still a jerk. Oh cool, Remember you know what. Listen,
the tastes like tricks. You can make faces. It tastes
(08:16):
like tricks, but then you get to the creamy middle.
I don't get it again, this is not a cereal.
I don't I don't know, Like I don't know what
parent in the right mind is like, here you go, Johnny,
have some tricks loaded for breakfast. Right, This is like
even too much for a snack, but it is good.
I don't think so I like it.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I think irregular Tricks has like a sweetness to it,
and it's good.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, I'm sorry, is this not sweet? This it washes
at I'm about to go into a sugar clum up,
which is washing off of what it's just there. The
vanilla does nothing to it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm just eating like a weird fruity shell with cream
in the middle.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I don't get it. Four bowls, God, no, this gets
sue bowls in a spoon. Whatever. I don't think this
is appealing at all. Okay, it may not be esthetically appealing,
but it is good. I like there is a tiny
bit of like a chalky after. I would just rather
eat Tricks. Tricks to me, taste better than this. I
(09:13):
wouldn't rise some vanilla cream into your mouth. I don't
want the vanilla cream.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't get what the vanilla cream is adding to this.
If anything, fill it with like fruity cream.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, that's fruity. No, I don't think it's fruity enough.
Fruity cream is just way too artificial sounding to me.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh, but you're telling me a pillow that is orange
and blue.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm pretty sure. I'm more I'm really sure this is
full of oranges and bananas and strawberries and grapes.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, dear, I'm sorry to tell you it's not well.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I live in Cereal Rich. I liked it. Please, I
can't with you? Which was next? Andy? This one? Cinnamon
toast crunch loaded? Should we call this episode fully loaded
or reloaded? I think just live in Cereal Rich could
do that too. Oh my god, there's so much to
choose from. Yeah, so this is your cinematos.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I not only curated it, but I came up with
the episode description. Did you see the comment which one
that said that they don't want us eating in the mics.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, I was going to respond to that, douche, because Hi,
this is a podcast where we eat things.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I just like that other podcast that attacked us.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
If it was like Serial Killers with an S and
we were just doing stories about like the Gilgo Beach murders,
we wouldn't be eating in the microphone because it's you know,
maybe popcorn. But this is a podcast where we talk
about cereal and we eat it. Yeah, that's what you
came here for. If you have mesophilioma, then don't listen.
What's it called? Wait? Wait, that's the right, that's the
(10:44):
asbestos thing and all the lawyers. So for okay, when
you watch like the two o'clock Sunday or AM. Yeah,
when I'm watching All the Family at two o'clock in
the morning on me TV, that's when the mesophilioma ad
comes on. So Cinematon's crunch loaded with vanilla cream filling.
There we go. Andy, Yep, whole milk, Farmland Fresh Dairies organic.
(11:06):
And you know why I like the organic, Andy, right,
I mean because it's delicious and fresh, but also because
I like the container because it's not clear and you
can't see how much milk we've used in the picture
picture picture, because if you just hold up a jug
and it's half empty, that's like, dude, what's with the
jankety half filled container? You know? We should have stunt containers? Wayne,
Can we get stunt containers please? Yeah, So we need
(11:26):
plastic jug containers half gallon or quart and it has
to look full all the time and we'll just use
that much. Just put white construction paper in it or glue, yeah, right,
or milk, I mean I don't right, well, not milk
because that will expire. I guess, I don't know. We're
gonna have to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
No, I don't think it's really that.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Here go, buddy. It must be like you're curating skills.
Oh have a degree. There we go, buddy, one, two, three, Now,
just it doesn't taste like cinnamon toast crunch. It does not.
It tastes like one of the knockoff CTCs. How can
(12:07):
you laugh at that? It's got a burnt taste to it, right,
I was thinking that the ice cream doesn't mix very
well with this.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
See I disagree. I would choose this over the tricks.
The tricks it doesn't work for me because I don't
get fruity and vanilla like that just is weird to me.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's like sorbet, but not good sorbet.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
This at least tastes like ice cream to a degree,
Like I could see this being an ice cream flavor.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Not so much cereal. I'm gonna give this three bulls.
I give it three bulls too. Yeah, before you even
said anything, I want to see what you were going
to do there.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, I don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
If anything, this is weight. It's better than the other one. Okay,
I guess we can take a break now, don't we
pal I don't even know what to play anymore. I
gotta get nothing here. It's just there's nothing. Okay, old
stand by Wilfrid Brimley. Here we go. It's the right
thing to do. We'll be back right after this and
we're back that hole. It wasn't big enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I have to look at it and now find the time.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I see twenty twenty four as the year of diabetes
the sky.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I can legit you the entire pand I love it
so much. It is the best whip cream. Okay, you've
said that many times. Stop, you know, stop stop.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Only I could say it. Well, I squirt whip cream
in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I'm the only one. You're over compensating, Andy, Oh I am, Yeah,
I am, okay, yeah, pipe it down to it. My god,
look at all those commercials that just came in. What
am I gonna do? I don't know. I have to
stay here later now, Oh no, you gotta leave, I do.
I actually have to leave it because it's supposed to
be flooding rains tonight. Flooding. Yeah, my house is gonna flood.
I gotta get home and waterproof. Wow. You know what
(13:41):
that means. I got to hack off the top of
the storm drain, get the hose down there with the
thing and the bucket. Oh my god, I need a
raincoat and heck and slicker, a slicker in boots and
a slicker. Your wellies, what's all is it? Those are
your shoes? All right? Bring over the last one, Andy,
I'm very excited for it. This one is gonna be good,
because what the hell happened through it? I'm thinking, uh, oh, careful, careful.
(14:07):
Andy's attempting to open the box. I can already see
some cardboard. That was a bad job and job oh god,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Now we can't even eat the box. Get the other one?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
What? Oh? Did you do it right down the middle? Good? Good?
They're not bad.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
No, I just want to stick my whole hand in there.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
So no, so like this is the coca Puff's loaded? Okay,
so look at look at Look at cuckoo Coca what's
his name? Cuckoo Sonny Sonny? Oh my god, I just
had you know nothing about cereal. Look at Sonny's eyes.
He's a little too excited about that. He has had
way too much sugar. Today's rehab. If you're watching YouTube,
look look at Sonny's eyes. He's out of his mind.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
He's got to go to a facility to check in
and get cured.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Show us how you live Cereal rich at livinloaded cereal
dot com. So check that out. I just give him
a plug. Oh cool, this is gonna be good. I'm
really actually excited for this. But I'm thinking slightly rocky
road because even though it's vanilla cream, I'm thinking more
like marshmallow cream. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, they smell like cocoa buffs. The tricks one did
not smell like tricks The cinnamon Toa's question, and smell
smell like cinnamon. But this smells like cocoa buffs. Should
I put some whoop cream on yours? I'm okay for
right now, just for now, I'm not allowed to talk
about it. Only you're apparently allowed to plug.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Also, this month, we have to go to the milk factory.
I know the milk factory like I'm thinking Sesame Street.
I don't know why, right, because they go and visit
yeah for sure, Same Street or mister Rogers or ready,
here we go. The milk is starting to turn chocolate.
(15:58):
M m. It doesn't really taste like coca puffs A
little bit out of all the chocolate pillow cereals we've had?
How many have we had? A lot? Really? Yes?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Okay, most of them are chocolate because I feel it's
the go to. With a pillow, you can easily fill
chocolate with vanilla or chocolate.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Hold hold on one second, Hey, angry guy. Hmmmm, this
is really delicious.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, that's a great way to get people to not
tune in. I give this actually three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
This is the best one. I'm going to give it
four because I'm a big chocolate fan when it comes
to cereal, and I'm very excited to try the milk
You're ready, slightly chocolatey. Doesn't make as deep of a
chocolate milk as regular Coca Puffs does, but I like it.
Thank you, General Mills. Actually, you know, thank me also
(16:54):
because I bought them. What please? We better make at
least fifteen dollars on this episode since I paid for
three boxes. Fingers crossed. That's cool, man. So it's a
new year, Yeah, new year. That's great, man. We got
lots of things coming this year. I'm excited. Lots of
exciting things happening. Oh yeah, lots of new cereals. Yep,
(17:16):
do you realize that we just keep going because they
just keep coming. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Right, every time you go, oh, we're in a drought,
I just think, oh, he'll.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Get like forty two thousand cereals in the next week. See.
And I just wasted maybe three weeks. Yeah, because I
just blew, I blow. I just blew through three new cereals,
all new.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I can look at all these new cereals, those of old.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh that one's not well, okay, we'll talk about that
one soon. Oh that one came from England. I could
tell yeah English, I have no, I have no idea
what's going on in that thing. There's like eggs and
sausage in the cereals, so yeah, oh, hold on, I'll
just play this then. No, I don't eat it. No, No,
(18:00):
we're not. We're not on the next Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Show it calf crunch. Yeah, four Builders Essentials.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's English breakfast serial Read it the full English breastst cereal.
Read these things that are in there.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Say good morning to the world's first fry up flavored cereal.
All the salty, savory goodness of a greasy spoon in
one box.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah. Read the things that are in it.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Egg yeah, bacon, yes, sausage, yes, sauce, yes, tomato and mushroom.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, put it back down there. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I just want to see it.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
No, no, look at don't let anyone see It's a secret,
salty cereals until we see you next week. Thank you
so much for listening. Follow us on all socials Serial Killers,
PC is us our friends at Farmland Fresh Dairy follow them.
You can hit hit this guy up at Andrew Pug
and me at Ze Scotti b Yeah, you could hit
me up. What don't the kids says hit me up?
Guys who says that, hit me up? Like twenty thirty somethings,
(18:56):
probably hit me up. Hit me up at right, hit
me up that nineties? Yeah, no I don't know. No,
I mean if you were born in the nineties, then
it hitped me up. Yeah. Probably chat me chat you
chat me at me at me say crunch Andrew crunch
me said, why would you do that? Because why are
(19:19):
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