October 4, 2019 • 30 mins
In this, the longest episode ever, Greg T somehow joins us and rants about how we should change up the podcast. Scott’s blood pressure goes through the roof as he tries to get him to leave. Eventually, we try classic Cheerios, some Fruity Probiotic Special K (that Greg has an allergic reaction to later in the day), and we give Mom another shot with her Honey Grahams. Good luck getting through this one.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So cold.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It is cold.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
It's so cold in here.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Why doesn't Greg? Do you want to be on the
podcast this time?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I don't want him on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You don't want him on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It just comes in and screams and yells, I'll get
him in here right now. No, I don't want him.
Why no, I don't want him? An what's this? Stop?
I don't want him in here? No, no, no, no no,
we want you to be I don't want him. We
have to start the show, and I want him in here.
(00:30):
He yells and screams.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, this is what's gonna make the episode. It's going
to be gold.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hello, everybody, we didn't start it yet. Now stops.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What's gonna be?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, tells you what's Sai ChEls like Sami?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You can.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There life, Rick do win everything.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
From checkson Banila to chrispyr So.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You dopes, we're talking. Nobody could hear you because the
music was over you.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I can hear. It's another brody, stupid parody song.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
And he takes the song and he takes out the
words and he throws in like Rice crispys and throws
into other words.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's not Andrew, please take the microphone.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I wanted the episode to be I wanted our theme
song to beat the Baha Men's who let the dogs out?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But he said, no, why that sounds good?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Who let the cereal out?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Who likes to cereal?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Again? I don't want No one wants to hear this.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No one wants to hear this, Scotch. Yeah, no one
wants to listen to your podcast anyway? Who cares you
talk about cereal? No one cares about cereal as much
as you do. Who cares you talk about junkie cereals?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Anyway?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You talk about good cereal, the Tellog's brands and post brands.
General Mills has the building to sit down. All right, well,
let's find hi guys. I'm Greg T and I'm alongside
of Andrew. And it's a Serial Killers episode. What episode
is it? Don't even know because I don't care either.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
There's got no legs, it's not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Can we start the podcast now?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Episode forty five? All right?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So Ghandi is here too? No, Gandhi, Hey, Gandhy.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Scott doesn't want to start recording because Tea is in here.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Andrew invited me. No, I don't know why he's acting
like this. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let's get into the cereal.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Let's go what's the cereal brand we're talking about today? Everybody?
What are we to Scotty? What's the matter with you?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know what you guys should do. You should have
people email about what their brand of cereal would be.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Don't you think people have their own ideas about what
kind of cereal they want?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Then they should get a job with Kellogg's.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I think like orange Kiwi would be an awesome cereal.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
That would be disgusting. Nobody wants a Kiwi cereal. That's
why is it all being cut out?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
All of it? Why all of it?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
But you don't have that? Say, I do know you're
not You're not the captain of this show.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You just start eating cereal.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yes, we that's what we want to do right now,
Andrew and I I would like to start eating cereal.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Andrew.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
We want cereal, We want cereal, we want seal.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Hey, I would joke for you, Scottie.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
What did the cereal say to the milk? Come on, dude,
don't you want to hear the ending to this this joke?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What did the cereals say to the milk? What look
out Cannim Bull.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
He just review a bowl of cereal with us.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm just going to cancel this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Let him review one cereal.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, no, give me a hearty one, a real hard one.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Just let him review one cereal.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Let me review the serial the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Are you? I'm feeling like this is fine.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's hardly energized you.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I like, probably the best episode you've had in like
about I don't know three months.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No one even knows who you are that's listening.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Nobody knows who you guys are. Nobody who listens to.
You have two listeners listening to serial killers?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Can you eat? Please just review one serials.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
A serial killer is a person that goes out and
kills people. That person that eats cereal. It's totally different meeting.
It's not even spelled the same.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Why would I want you locking us on our podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Because it adds to the entertainment value.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There's no entertainment value here.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm like a radio what do they call I'm not
a critic, a radio what idiot? No, a radio consultant.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And I'm giving you clues and that your podcast is
failing because nobody's listening to because they're searching for serial killers,
and they find out about murderers, and you give them
stuff about cereal and milk.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's now been five minutes and there's nothing going on because.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You haven't let opened up a cereal box.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm not going up. I'm not.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's entertaining, man, it's not well, what cereal can we
eat today?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't have any? Actually we're out no cereal.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
We do have cereals, scout. Just let him do one bucks, please,
he'll do one and then he'll go.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You've had so much. You've had your daughters on, You've
had Gandhi, Danielle, my friends on.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Right exactly, I'm a friend of Andrews.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You've been on before.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You've interrupted many times.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That is not being a guest.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I want I'm a real guest now, Yes, he's a
real guest this time. Please just do one cereal.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I want to be blindfolded and then and you can
tell me you can make you can feed me cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
This cereal first came out in nineteen forty one.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, yes, it's made by General Mills.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Huh is a quiz?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, it's not a quiz. It's just what I do,
Andrew guess is some dumb thing. And then I'm like, no, ay, Jax,
it's not corn pops. And there you go. Is it's
cinnabon cereal And I go, no, it's not cinnabon cereal, Honeycombs.
So in nineteen forty one, this cereal came out and
it was called Cheery Oats, and then they renamed it
in nineteen forty two five. What is a cheerio to Cheerios?
(05:32):
It's not Jeopardy. It's the yellow box. There's really never
been a mascot for it, although there was the Cheerio kid.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I always thought it was a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Listen, dude, I'm not going to do this with you.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, that's serious. I thought it was a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What's a strawberry?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Because on the yellow box there was a strawberry and
there it gives a little bit of colors.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's a strawberry on the box, there is in the cereal.
Yeah right, that's a serving suggestion, right, But what.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm saying is that that always to me, he seemed
like the mascot of the cheerios, because I agree there
was nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It was a yellow box. The cheerio in the middle.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You always thought it rawberry was the Cheerios mascot.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yes, strawberries go into the cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
They've had lots of cartoon characters push cheerios over the
years since the beginning.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Wasn't there stind a frog? No, that's honey, Honey Sacks.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm sweating right now because this is so frustrating to me.
I can't even have fun with this.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Maybe you need deodorant. We sh to do another podcast
about deodorant. We can call it Armpit Sniffers, at least
sniff people's armpits, and we talk about which is a
good good deodorant and which is a bad deodorant.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
This is gonna be the lowest rated episode we've had.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Can we please just open up the cereal? Is it
just regular cheerios?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Do you get special cheerios for Fourth of July? They've
read right in blue cheerios cheerios. Look at that, and
it's strawberries.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You see the strawberry mascot.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's a serving suggestion.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Well, I know, but it's really the mascot.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I love that, and I won't look at cheerios the
same way ever again.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's a mascot, the strawberry.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The best part about this is there's coupons on the back.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Why sorry, why is that a good thing?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Because I can save one, two, three, four, five, six dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh that's such a pretty good You're right.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
This box cost me fifty cents, and now I just
made five dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So now wait, here's my question about the coupons. This
is a serious question.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Wait, don't put a box yet.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
This is serious.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So on the back of this box, your coupon's here, right,
it is this one here is for what.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is this one? Paper meat?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Do you need glasses?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I do? Paper meatu markers, right, pens, pens?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, this is for Lysol wipes, wipes, cheerios, checks, uh huh,
Natural valve neck, Nature's Valley Crunchy, Nature's Valley Granola. Yeah,
and also for gogurt right right? Are these all owned
by the same company.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
They are box top brands, but they're all which are
filling CEOs with General Mills, which makes cheerios. That's correct.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
So that's what I'm saying, is that so this is
all like a scam because they're not giving you coupons
to other things.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Why would they what we tell people to listen to
another radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
All they're trying to do is like make you buy
their own product.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Damn right, that's what marketing is.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
But maybe there's a better granola the Nature's Valley granola bars.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You have to get out of here. Why you're not
eating cereal?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, he has to poor poor, he's not eating cereous.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
But doesn't the public see what's going on or poor?
They're not giving you a coupon to a good granola bar.
They're giving you a coupon to their own brand of
granola bars.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So anyway, Andrew, you know what, I had to get
him in the hell out of here. I'm not sure
how much of that I cut out because he makes
me crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
You're crazy because he added so much entertainment to this podcast.
It was a different element, a different vibe.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't like that element, and it's not on the chart.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So you please get too aggravated, too easily.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He makes me aggravated. That's why he's not in here anymore.
So anyway, we're going back to nineteen forty one for
these diamonds original yellow box that was called chury Oats
when It was first introduced by General Mills, changed to
Cherry O's in nineteen forty five. So that would have
kind of a cute, catchy, clever name.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
And you didn't want to do.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It in front of tea. You didn't want to do
that butt wiggle. I didn't do a bit, just wiggled
your butt. My dog taught me how to do that
because he doesn't have a tail and he just wiggles
his butt. Is that your attempt at working? No, I
think it's your attempted to working. I'm going back down
to the cereal sackular put it away because I got
so angry before. Here is original classic Cheerios made with
one hundred percent whole grain oats.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I have a question, what were you a bully in
high school?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I was a radio geek.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
So you were the geek in high school?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No, I was kind of cool because I stole gum
and cigarettes from the store I worked in, and I
gave it to all my friends that I was cool.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh well, I guess I don't really know where to
go from here. Let's see cheerios.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That store is out of business now, all right? So
I remember you had asked me way long ago if
there's any sugar in cheerios. So I'm going to read
you the ingredients now, whole grain oats, cornstarch, sugar, They're
an ingredient. Again, not very sweet, so not sure where
the sugar is. But hey, Diamond, can you have cheerios? Diamond?
Can you have cheerios? I think she just shook her
finger at you, so I'm guessing that means no. Yeah,
(09:56):
because there's strawberries on the box, so she can't I
have it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I like the teeth thought the strawberry was the mascot.
That's like my favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I may have cut that out so people may not
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Teeth thought the strawberry was the mascot for cheerios because
the cheerios were on the box, or the strawberries were
on the cheerio box. Okay, see, like we're just all
over the place here, you know what. Welcome to Serial Killers,
Episode forty five. I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We're gonna eat some damn cheerios now, going down to
the fridge.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh, he's so angry today.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Milk. Hey, how's that milk sponsor coming? Okay, he you
are feeling a certain type of way right now. Remember
that time when we had a meeting with a milk company.
Remember that and it never happened. Yeah, and here we
are riding milk. Here we go, Cheerios classic.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Here we are four bollsmouth boom.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Plain bland cheerio e love It is that an adjective?
Cheerio e?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I love cheerios.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I need a little bit more flavor. It's not bad.
Why are you reaching for your phone?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm just touching it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Why. I was just gonna say that you must be
attached to your phone when they have the phone implants,
I go into your head, you're gonna be the first
one to get it. How often am I really on
my phone every single time we start this podcast and throughout.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Because you know what, because you're sneaky, You're a little
sneaky snake. And I'll be sitting here and all of
a sudden, you go click, click, and you on your phone.
You know I'm busy half the time?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Three balls for me?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That's rude? Why and disrespectful?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Why?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Ceios is a legacy cereal and you're just giving it
a bad rating for no reason.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Legacy the word we use is Classic.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't care what it's called.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's called a legacy cereal. Going down to the Cereal
sack for the new cereal. This cereal was released last year,
in twenty eighteen. We're allowed to stay now for up
to five years. I think we said right, was that
the timeframe?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Did you go back and listen to every singleside Cereal Killers?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I did?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
You know?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Sometimes I'll just sit in my car. I just sit
in my car and I'll just let them roll so
and then they'll pick up like halfway through where I
stopped listening to it, and I'll just listen to forty
episodes at once because I'm crazy like that.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, well, I know that you don't even care about
this podcast, so you haven't even listened to the episod.
I do listen to the I listen to everyone the
day they're released. You don't. You don't care, you don't
care what they sound like.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You navigated about this podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You're lucky. I invite you to be on it. Going
down to the Cereal set, Millennial.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Your ass is hanging out by the way, sweet limon
lemon shorts. Wait, you wear boxers instead of boxer shorts.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You wear boxers instead of boxer shorts, is what you
just said.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, boxer shorts are a little tighter.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
No, they're not a boxer briefs.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Dude, Okay, so boxer briefs. You don't wear boxer briefs.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I interchange. I just feels a boxer shorts.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I wear those to bed.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I can't even anywhere thing that catches the P drip.
That's all that matters. Doesn't matter, that's a lie.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
What you're wearing. Boxers take up so much space in
the jeans.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Welcome to the Fabric podcast. I don't understand who cares Diamond.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Does your boyfriend wear boxers or boxer briefs.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He wears tidy whities.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
So you think what I'm wearing is tidy whities, then.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, because you always have cameltoe, I don't moose cameltoe.
You have moose knuckle constantly loose knuckle. Nobody's knuckle right now.
Nobody wants to listen to this garbage. We're talking about cereal.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
This is go back to the point of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're hurting my feelings. I'm really just gonna scrap the
whole thing, like where forty five was there's gonna be
a hole and we're gonna go right to forty six
because I actually love that idea. Anyway, this cereal came
out in twenty eighteen. It's another Kellogg's Special Cave variety.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, is it peaches? Special k with peaches?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Peaches come from a can. They were put there by
a man in a factory downtown.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Moving to the country. I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches,
so that can stay in the podcast because it's just
what you decide.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You don't know that song either.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I can't talk about how you wear lemon lime boxers,
but we can talk about your stupid nineties peaches song
all day?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Tell me who sings it?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I what.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Kansas?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
No, Presidents of the United States of America?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Remember that song? Lump No? All right, listen, so it's
special K's right, probiotics, peaches and berries or berries and peaches.
If you will, look who's out there? Look at that
crazy or yeah, oh he's mad at you?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No no, no, yeah he teas here again.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I gotta tell you, man, you hurt my feelings. I
want to be honest with you. You hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
We're about to do Peaches Probiotics Special K. Would you
like to have one?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
What happened to cheerios with the strawberries?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Sorry you missed it?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
What to me?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
We were gonna do that the first time around, and
then you stopped recording the podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Special K with Probiotics. This is happening. Get into it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It made fun of my cheerios and my coup anything.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
I actually had some really good things to say about it.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You can give me a chance.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You have nothing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, we're doing Special K with Peaches Probiotics.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Are you ready? Right?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm super ready.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
By the way, is let me have a sweatshirt? Actually
came in here. I need to do you have a
Z one hundred swet shirt? I have one?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You do I need?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's gonna be a little chilli outside And have to
go to Duncan right now for grand opening event.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And I'm passing through the studio.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Drop some names. Why don't you?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
No, that's not it.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That's not the the I need.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He needs a uniform like I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Are you eating the cereal or not yet? Kid?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I have to go to an appearance?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Just eat this damn cereal?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Is that one, it says Daniel mon arrow.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
On to just eat this.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
You eat it?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
We are you, You're in here.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
So do you eat it?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
That cereal?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Eat it?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Why do you get Why do you fill him up
in a cop Well? What else should I put it
in in a bowl? After you put cereal in a bowl?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, so what are your first thoughts about the cereal?
What are you looking at with K?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
First of all, I don't like the full blueberry.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Oh see, I actually liked I thought it was kind
of cool of a full blueberry.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
There's also yogurt bits in there. Eh, yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh I like yogurt bikes and cereals, Yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I do like that. I like the colors light. It's
a light flake special K probiotics, berries and peaches. Uh huh.
I like it.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, I like it. There's good.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But Andrew doesn't like fruit. He says it's allergic to apples.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
What's not really real fruit? It's all fake fruit.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's all real. It's just dehydrated.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It's not real. That's what's wrong with some cereal.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It is real? What dude, get out out?
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Why? Now?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Okay, I actually changed my opinion. This isn't bad. I'm
gonna give this three bowls and a spoon, four bowls
from me.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Probiotics love it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I'll tell you this one's right now.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It is not real fruit. You don't eat a blueberry
and it like explodes in my mouth and like emptiness.
That's not a real blueberry.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So do you know a rating scale?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
So you do?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
A bowl is like a full star, and a spoon
is a half a star. So out of five bowls,
what would you give this?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, well, here's what I think.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
There's freeze dried peaches, blueberries, and raspberries.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Also, there's sugar in this thing.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Man, of course everything has sugar in it.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Really, I can get another.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I can get another flaky cereal with no sugar. I
can add my own fruit it.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Bring it. I'm gonna see what cereal has no sugar
in it?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
When?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
How often do you do a podcast?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
We don't buy stuff at whole Foods? Why that's real?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's garbage?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Talk about garbage I'm eating. I mean a cup of sugar.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Here, Please get out of here. I'm begging you to
just get out. I don't ever want to know, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
So I'm gonna give him if I was a kid,
a toddler, and I'm being fooled.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Kids wouldn't eat this cereal. It's not not cereal because
it's an adult cereal.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
It's got so much sugar and you're getting killy this.
What would you give it out of five balls?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Am I talking about as an adult or am I
talking about it as an adult looking for more of
a healthy a healthy change?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Just you at the present moment.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Plea's just say something so you can.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Leave, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Does it taste good? It does because that has a
lot of sugar, so it's a candy, so it does
taste good.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
But is it healthy? I would say no, it is
not a healthy cereal.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Nobody asked you. Just give it a damn rating?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And how do you do the ratings again?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
One to five balls? One to five balls? Yeh No,
I'm not even trying to explain that to him.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Okay, okay, just on fla for okay, not saying it's
healthy or not.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I would give it like four balls. It's really it's
a good, good taste.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Thas give it four? Do I get spoons or something
a cigar? When you get out of here, trying to
quit vaping? Is a wet cigar in your hand? Yeah,
I know you put some milk in there in this cigar.
Put it in a cereal.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
No, but I will tell you now listen, No, we
don't care. Okay, wait, hold on a minute.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
This is fair. Everyone's blood pressure is going up.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yours is. Listen to me now, honestly, I'm your stupid
scale of the bowls and the spoons and the milk
and whatever you do. Okay, I'm gonna say it is
worth four bowls? But would I eat four bowls of this?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Nobody said to eat four bowls.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
It's a rating skin get on it. But you want
to know mother not someone would want to eat? How
many bowls?
Speaker 5 (18:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You eat one bowl that's recommended?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Please get Why.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Would I give it a four ball rating scale?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Stars?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
How many bowls would you want to eat? I would
want to eat a heating.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh my god, I love.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
He's still eating it out there. He pictures about him.
He's eating every legs, drinking every last drop, every last drop.
Are you? Are you a ninety year old with that pisima?
Every last drop you ate? I did?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I'm gonna tell you take it out.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's very good.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Let's all calm down here, I'm gonna the floor.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Let's all calm down for one second. That's because you
have high blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I promise you.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, let's all calm down. I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I just want to give you some Okay, okay, that's right.
One minute now listen, okay. I have to be honest
with you.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Right stop.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I haven't appeared, holy ship, I have a great opening
to go host. Are you kidding me? Do you straight?
You goop on me?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Are you serious?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I have to go to an appearance, you farking idiot?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I mean, what.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
So you a towel?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Holy shit?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
You just put purala my god hair? I haven't appearance
to go host, you scumbag mother?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
What do you what?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I can't believe it. Why would you do that? Are
you your pants? What's wrong with you? Seriously? Didn't? What's
wrong with you? Why would you do that to someone?
Have to go work? But are you nuts? I can't
believe you just did that to me? I mean, what
the freak? I got purel in my gut, hair behind
(20:51):
my ears. I mean, are you nuts? Have you lost
your mind?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
The only reason I don't want you to leave.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Your freaking mind?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You have one minute?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
What do you have?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Okay, Now listen to me. Okay, Okay, I'm not gonna
get you upset.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Just listen to me.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Hear me out.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Please, God, I'd make.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
A lot of sense of you.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Just listen to me.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You have a bonus box to do.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
I cannot believe you put.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Per l in my guy there. Now listen to me.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Okay, gosh, I understand that you have a rating system
of the bowls and the spoons and whatever, and that's
very creative.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
It is.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I like that. Okay, I'm giving you points. But what
I'm trying to tell you is this. If I was
a person and I was there asking me do I
want to eat this? And how many bulls would I
give it? In my mind, I'm thinking, well, that would
mean I'd want to eat that many bowls.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Right yours?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I'm not even kidding. Okay, Okay, Well we do, we
eat it, we say, we like it, we give it,
move on, And I already agree this is great.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
This is why I know how you make elviss.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Okay, but I already agreed, and I said, you're right.
It's very creative, like the way you grade it.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I get it. But seriously, you just want pre rel
It is like group it's like dripping on me.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Listen to me. All I'm saying is if you ask me,
it's confusing to me. If you ask me how many
bulls I would give it? In my mind, I'm thinking
when I eat four bowls like So that's what I'm
saying that you might want to think back your scale
and say, like.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
People listen, they understand what it means. Okay, it's like
stars in a movie ratioay please okay. Secondly yes, okay,
but secondly, oh, how many stars are in this movie?
Second four stars in this movie?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Look at to me, I'm a real person. I need
to tell you there are no actual stars in the movie.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Okay, seriously thinking of this, we've been going for fifteen minutes.
Not Also, you're just grading it like on what are
you grading it on?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Healthy?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It on taste? People care about his taste?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Now, I okay, I will say to you, Scott, You're right,
I agree that that's all people care about.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
But and you have to be honest with yourself all right,
and I think.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Andrew would be what you hear me on on this.
Please just don't sprain me with wind decks. Please give
me a second. Please, I will leave in a minute.
Just think about this, okay, And I'm just I'm just talking.
It has a lot of sugar in it, am I right?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Okay, so if it has a lot of sugar in
we like.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Cereals without sugar too. We've done it. If you ever listen,
you'd know we do. So then please, I'm begging.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
What didn't you Okay, wouldn't you great and say this
is a sugary cereal? So we're gonna grade we.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Say it's sugar. We're not gonna have two different scales. Oh,
this one gets four sugar bowls.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Please get out, put you get out. I'm saying there
are things that are going on now in the world
where people are wanting a healthier choice.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Because this is how we do it. Go do your
Greg Tea podcast and work it however the hell you want.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Okay, please go, And but I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
But here listen, But why wouldn't you just want to
have and tell people this is really not a healthy choice.
Please know where please don't win decks. Okay, I'm going
to I'm just saying, okay, you listen. Tell you what,
tell you what? I will leave in twenty seconds. Can
I ask you one question about the cereal? I want
to ask you. Don't take me. Don't tele like Tae make.
(24:15):
I'm not a package, get out package. I'm not a package.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Please go, Okay, please go, just go.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Okay, Okay, you've made yourself clear.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I will go. This is like the old book Marvin K. Mooney?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Will you please leave? Now? What there's a there's an
old book like Doctor Seuss. It's it's called Marvin K. Mooney.
You should read the book. Will you please go?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Marvin K. Mooney?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
And he wants to leave.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
But last thing, Okay, I mean this.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm gonna draw on your face with a sharpie and
that thing.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I swear to you, and I'm gonna leave this last thing. Okay.
Are you also taking to account that you can have
a regular cereal.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
And you could, Oh my god, seeze all the ship
you please spray it on me and make me sneak.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Andrew, do you have emphysema?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Okay, will you take into account that I can get
a regular cereal with no sugar, right flakes, and I
can add my.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Here. This is a purest podcast. Can you eat what's
in the box? There's no adding things? Why because we
rate it based on what's in the box, not what
we can add to it, because that would skew the rating.
Please leave.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, that's fair, and I understand that. Then, so you're
only grading it on the box that it is and
what's inside.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's correct.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Okay. Have you ever done an episode where you actually
made your own cereal.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And it is just stupid? Why is that stupid? Because
that's not what we do. We rate freaking package crap. Okay,
that's what we do.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Okay, but you do you are open to the idea
that people are making their own cereal.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I get it. I see it on Facebook. Adds one
hundred dollars for a box a crap that no one
would eat. It tastes like crap. Please eat that, Please go? Okay, Okay,
as long, I'm just saying that, wonderful time. Good luck
with your appearance, enjoying the money you're about to make.
Please get there.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Are people eat a real brand cereal?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Andrew?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
This is your microphone money? I used to do it
as a kid too. I put strawberries and stuff. I
get it, but that's not what we're about.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Thank you for coming to tea.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yes, thank you, Andrew. Did you rate that we don't have.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Any Did you rate that I did three balls in
a spoon?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Great, and I gave it four bowls because I loved it.
Now he gave it four balls. I don't care what
he gave it. We're moving on serial killers. Cereal sack
for the bonus box.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Maybe Greg t were like this because it's a healthy cereal.
Oh dude, it's in my mouth. Man, We're gonna give
mom another shot. No, Mom's Mom's best honey grams. These
are fake golden grams. They're healthy golden grams from Mom's Best.
And again, remember this is a pope.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I can't see you. Got it in my eye. He's
freding with fantastic in my eye.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It says, right here, do not that's me.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You're touching me.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Avoid contact with eyes. Skinner clothing. Oh god, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Well Scott left, so I guess wait, can you have
this diamond? It has grain, wheat, sugar, corn meal. Oh
canola oil, molasses, fruitose, salt, honey, baking soda, calcium carbonate.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So I like, it's the thin. You can't have that.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
So this is not a good cereal for you. I
can't believe he actually sprayed him with fantastic. That's like
not good though, that has chemicals. Ooh, He's going to
be so mad that I open this.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
This is the most out of control circus episode ever
in the history of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I love it so much.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Would you open this? No, It's gonna take me seven
hours to edit this and beat out all the curses.
And I'm so angry right now. I told you I
didn't want to go on with this, and you insisted.
Holy hell, anyway, Mom's best cereal honeygrams. They're fake Golden
grams or healthy golden grams.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Diamonds can't have these.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Diamond can't have this now. So I like at the
thin less a thin it's made with real honey. It
smells just like golden grams.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I don't really like the smell of it. I smelled
it all I.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Smell is fantastic, So I don't know what's happening. You
do smell fantastic, Scott, No, I smell like fantastic. If
he sprayed that in your eyes, it got in my eye.
That means you should probably go to a chemical shower
like they have in chemistry labs. They have an eye
wash in this in the engineering room back there in
a second today. Actually, yeah, come on, get it.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
They really do have an eye wat.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I might get your spoon in there. Here, we get
your spoon on Mom's best bonus box.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
When's you think.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
It's really close to golden grams? And I could taste
the honey. I like it.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, I don't mind this.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Mom failed miserably with that chocolate crap that other time.
Oh look, it shot right out of the microphone. It's
stuck in the hole. Do you like my smoker's cloth.
It's really disgusting.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, it's because I got some mucus in the back
of my throat.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Don't laugh anymore. People are eating stop four bulls. I
like it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I'm gonna do that too.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Now does that mean you want to eat four balls
of it? Or I don't understand? All right, we got
to go. This is just like the most ridiculous episode ever.
When no one's listening anymore.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Here's what I'm gonna say, I'm going to rate this
four bowls for the taste the sugar scale. I'm going
to rate it a three bowl for the look of
the box. I'm going to rate it four bowls for
the smell of it. I'm going to raid it six bowls.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
If you added strawberries to it.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Okay, that's very important. With strawberries, I would say this
may go down. I'm gonna give this three bowls and
a spoon if I'm doing it with a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
All right, listen, see he just makes everybody crazy, whether
he's here or not. Thank you for listening. I think
follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and like us on
Facebook at serial Killers PC and subscribe and all the
rate us things.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Give us stars. We have over seventy reviews. Did you
know that?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Really?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh, I gotta go read some of them. I love them.
I think there's so much fun.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
He's gonna go and spam us and make all these
big iTunes accounts.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Thanks for listening to episode forty five of Serial Killers.
We promise never to have Greg t back. It is
all right, Well until we meet again. Oh, today's Friday. Yeah,
have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
You didn't know that until you looked at your calendar, say.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Crunch, Andrew, Crunch, I think I'm blind.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Do they really have a chemical shower?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, they do.
So cold.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It is cold.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
It's so cold in here.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Why doesn't Greg? Do you want to be on the
podcast this time?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I don't want him on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You don't want him on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It just comes in and screams and yells, I'll get
him in here right now. No, I don't want him.
Why no, I don't want him? An what's this? Stop?
I don't want him in here? No, no, no, no no,
we want you to be I don't want him. We
have to start the show, and I want him in here.
(00:30):
He yells and screams.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, this is what's gonna make the episode. It's going
to be gold.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hello, everybody, we didn't start it yet. Now stops.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
What's gonna be?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Well, tells you what's Sai ChEls like Sami?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You can.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There life, Rick do win everything.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
From checkson Banila to chrispyr So.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You dopes, we're talking. Nobody could hear you because the
music was over you.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I can hear. It's another brody, stupid parody song.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
And he takes the song and he takes out the
words and he throws in like Rice crispys and throws
into other words.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's not Andrew, please take the microphone.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I wanted the episode to be I wanted our theme
song to beat the Baha Men's who let the dogs out?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
But he said, no, why that sounds good?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Who let the cereal out?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Who likes to cereal?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Again? I don't want No one wants to hear this.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No one wants to hear this, Scotch. Yeah, no one
wants to listen to your podcast anyway? Who cares you
talk about cereal? No one cares about cereal as much
as you do. Who cares you talk about junkie cereals?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Anyway?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You talk about good cereal, the Tellog's brands and post brands.
General Mills has the building to sit down. All right, well,
let's find hi guys. I'm Greg T and I'm alongside
of Andrew. And it's a Serial Killers episode. What episode
is it? Don't even know because I don't care either.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
There's got no legs, it's not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Can we start the podcast now?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Episode forty five? All right?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So Ghandi is here too? No, Gandhi, Hey, Gandhy.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Scott doesn't want to start recording because Tea is in here.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Andrew invited me. No, I don't know why he's acting
like this. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let's get into the cereal.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Let's go what's the cereal brand we're talking about today? Everybody?
What are we to Scotty? What's the matter with you?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know what you guys should do. You should have
people email about what their brand of cereal would be.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Don't you think people have their own ideas about what
kind of cereal they want?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Then they should get a job with Kellogg's.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I think like orange Kiwi would be an awesome cereal.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
That would be disgusting. Nobody wants a Kiwi cereal. That's
why is it all being cut out?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
All of it? Why all of it?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
But you don't have that? Say, I do know you're
not You're not the captain of this show.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You just start eating cereal.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yes, we that's what we want to do right now,
Andrew and I I would like to start eating cereal.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Andrew.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
We want cereal, We want cereal, we want seal.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Hey, I would joke for you, Scottie.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
What did the cereal say to the milk? Come on, dude,
don't you want to hear the ending to this this joke?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What did the cereals say to the milk? What look
out Cannim Bull.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
He just review a bowl of cereal with us.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I'm just going to cancel this.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Let him review one cereal.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, no, give me a hearty one, a real hard one.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Just let him review one cereal.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Let me review the serial the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Are you? I'm feeling like this is fine.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's hardly energized you.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I like, probably the best episode you've had in like
about I don't know three months.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
No one even knows who you are that's listening.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Nobody knows who you guys are. Nobody who listens to.
You have two listeners listening to serial killers?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Can you eat? Please just review one serials.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
A serial killer is a person that goes out and
kills people. That person that eats cereal. It's totally different meeting.
It's not even spelled the same.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Why would I want you locking us on our podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Because it adds to the entertainment value.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There's no entertainment value here.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm like a radio what do they call I'm not
a critic, a radio what idiot? No, a radio consultant.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And I'm giving you clues and that your podcast is
failing because nobody's listening to because they're searching for serial killers,
and they find out about murderers, and you give them
stuff about cereal and milk.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's now been five minutes and there's nothing going on because.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You haven't let opened up a cereal box.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I'm not going up. I'm not.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's entertaining, man, it's not well, what cereal can we
eat today?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't have any? Actually we're out no cereal.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
We do have cereals, scout. Just let him do one bucks, please,
he'll do one and then he'll go.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
You've had so much. You've had your daughters on, You've
had Gandhi, Danielle, my friends on.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Right exactly, I'm a friend of Andrews.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You've been on before.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
You've interrupted many times.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That is not being a guest.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I want I'm a real guest now, Yes, he's a
real guest this time. Please just do one cereal.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I want to be blindfolded and then and you can
tell me you can make you can feed me cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
This cereal first came out in nineteen forty one.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, yes, it's made by General Mills.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Huh is a quiz?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, it's not a quiz. It's just what I do,
Andrew guess is some dumb thing. And then I'm like, no, ay, Jax,
it's not corn pops. And there you go. Is it's
cinnabon cereal And I go, no, it's not cinnabon cereal, Honeycombs.
So in nineteen forty one, this cereal came out and
it was called Cheery Oats, and then they renamed it
in nineteen forty two five. What is a cheerio to Cheerios?
(05:32):
It's not Jeopardy. It's the yellow box. There's really never
been a mascot for it, although there was the Cheerio kid.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I always thought it was a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Listen, dude, I'm not going to do this with you.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, that's serious. I thought it was a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What's a strawberry?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Because on the yellow box there was a strawberry and
there it gives a little bit of colors.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's a strawberry on the box, there is in the cereal.
Yeah right, that's a serving suggestion, right, But what.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm saying is that that always to me, he seemed
like the mascot of the cheerios, because I agree there
was nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It was a yellow box. The cheerio in the middle.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You always thought it rawberry was the Cheerios mascot.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yes, strawberries go into the cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
They've had lots of cartoon characters push cheerios over the
years since the beginning.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Wasn't there stind a frog? No, that's honey, Honey Sacks.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm sweating right now because this is so frustrating to me.
I can't even have fun with this.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Maybe you need deodorant. We sh to do another podcast
about deodorant. We can call it Armpit Sniffers, at least
sniff people's armpits, and we talk about which is a
good good deodorant and which is a bad deodorant.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
This is gonna be the lowest rated episode we've had.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Can we please just open up the cereal? Is it
just regular cheerios?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Do you get special cheerios for Fourth of July? They've
read right in blue cheerios cheerios. Look at that, and
it's strawberries.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
You see the strawberry mascot.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's a serving suggestion.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Well, I know, but it's really the mascot.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I love that, and I won't look at cheerios the
same way ever again.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's a mascot, the strawberry.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
The best part about this is there's coupons on the back.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Why sorry, why is that a good thing?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Because I can save one, two, three, four, five, six dollars.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh that's such a pretty good You're right.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
This box cost me fifty cents, and now I just
made five dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So now wait, here's my question about the coupons. This
is a serious question.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Wait, don't put a box yet.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
This is serious.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
So on the back of this box, your coupon's here, right,
it is this one here is for what.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Is this one? Paper meat?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Do you need glasses?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I do? Paper meatu markers, right, pens, pens?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, this is for Lysol wipes, wipes, cheerios, checks, uh huh,
Natural valve neck, Nature's Valley Crunchy, Nature's Valley Granola. Yeah,
and also for gogurt right right? Are these all owned
by the same company.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
They are box top brands, but they're all which are
filling CEOs with General Mills, which makes cheerios. That's correct.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
So that's what I'm saying, is that so this is
all like a scam because they're not giving you coupons
to other things.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Why would they what we tell people to listen to
another radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
All they're trying to do is like make you buy
their own product.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Damn right, that's what marketing is.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
But maybe there's a better granola the Nature's Valley granola bars.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You have to get out of here. Why you're not
eating cereal?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, he has to poor poor, he's not eating cereous.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
But doesn't the public see what's going on or poor?
They're not giving you a coupon to a good granola bar.
They're giving you a coupon to their own brand of
granola bars.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So anyway, Andrew, you know what, I had to get
him in the hell out of here. I'm not sure
how much of that I cut out because he makes
me crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
You're crazy because he added so much entertainment to this podcast.
It was a different element, a different vibe.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I don't like that element, and it's not on the chart.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So you please get too aggravated, too easily.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He makes me aggravated. That's why he's not in here anymore.
So anyway, we're going back to nineteen forty one for
these diamonds original yellow box that was called chury Oats
when It was first introduced by General Mills, changed to
Cherry O's in nineteen forty five. So that would have
kind of a cute, catchy, clever name.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
And you didn't want to do.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
It in front of tea. You didn't want to do
that butt wiggle. I didn't do a bit, just wiggled
your butt. My dog taught me how to do that
because he doesn't have a tail and he just wiggles
his butt. Is that your attempt at working? No, I
think it's your attempted to working. I'm going back down
to the cereal sackular put it away because I got
so angry before. Here is original classic Cheerios made with
one hundred percent whole grain oats.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I have a question, what were you a bully in
high school?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I was a radio geek.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
So you were the geek in high school?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No, I was kind of cool because I stole gum
and cigarettes from the store I worked in, and I
gave it to all my friends that I was cool.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh well, I guess I don't really know where to
go from here. Let's see cheerios.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
That store is out of business now, all right? So
I remember you had asked me way long ago if
there's any sugar in cheerios. So I'm going to read
you the ingredients now, whole grain oats, cornstarch, sugar, They're
an ingredient. Again, not very sweet, so not sure where
the sugar is. But hey, Diamond, can you have cheerios? Diamond?
Can you have cheerios? I think she just shook her
finger at you, so I'm guessing that means no. Yeah,
(09:56):
because there's strawberries on the box, so she can't I
have it.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I like the teeth thought the strawberry was the mascot.
That's like my favorite thing.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I may have cut that out so people may not
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Teeth thought the strawberry was the mascot for cheerios because
the cheerios were on the box, or the strawberries were
on the cheerio box. Okay, see, like we're just all
over the place here, you know what. Welcome to Serial Killers,
Episode forty five. I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We're gonna eat some damn cheerios now, going down to
the fridge.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh, he's so angry today.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Milk. Hey, how's that milk sponsor coming? Okay, he you
are feeling a certain type of way right now. Remember
that time when we had a meeting with a milk company.
Remember that and it never happened. Yeah, and here we
are riding milk. Here we go, Cheerios classic.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Here we are four bollsmouth boom.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Plain bland cheerio e love It is that an adjective?
Cheerio e?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I love cheerios.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I need a little bit more flavor. It's not bad.
Why are you reaching for your phone?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm just touching it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Why. I was just gonna say that you must be
attached to your phone when they have the phone implants,
I go into your head, you're gonna be the first
one to get it. How often am I really on
my phone every single time we start this podcast and throughout.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Because you know what, because you're sneaky, You're a little
sneaky snake. And I'll be sitting here and all of
a sudden, you go click, click, and you on your phone.
You know I'm busy half the time?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Three balls for me?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That's rude? Why and disrespectful?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Why?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Ceios is a legacy cereal and you're just giving it
a bad rating for no reason.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Legacy the word we use is Classic.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't care what it's called.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's called a legacy cereal. Going down to the Cereal
sack for the new cereal. This cereal was released last year,
in twenty eighteen. We're allowed to stay now for up
to five years. I think we said right, was that
the timeframe?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Did you go back and listen to every singleside Cereal Killers?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I did?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
You know?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Sometimes I'll just sit in my car. I just sit
in my car and I'll just let them roll so
and then they'll pick up like halfway through where I
stopped listening to it, and I'll just listen to forty
episodes at once because I'm crazy like that.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, well, I know that you don't even care about
this podcast, so you haven't even listened to the episod.
I do listen to the I listen to everyone the
day they're released. You don't. You don't care, you don't
care what they sound like.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
You navigated about this podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You didn't.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You're lucky. I invite you to be on it. Going
down to the Cereal set, Millennial.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Your ass is hanging out by the way, sweet limon
lemon shorts. Wait, you wear boxers instead of boxer shorts.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You wear boxers instead of boxer shorts, is what you
just said.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, boxer shorts are a little tighter.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
No, they're not a boxer briefs.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Dude, Okay, so boxer briefs. You don't wear boxer briefs.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I interchange. I just feels a boxer shorts.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I wear those to bed.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I can't even anywhere thing that catches the P drip.
That's all that matters. Doesn't matter, that's a lie.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
What you're wearing. Boxers take up so much space in
the jeans.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Welcome to the Fabric podcast. I don't understand who cares Diamond.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Does your boyfriend wear boxers or boxer briefs.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He wears tidy whities.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
So you think what I'm wearing is tidy whities, then.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, because you always have cameltoe, I don't moose cameltoe.
You have moose knuckle constantly loose knuckle. Nobody's knuckle right now.
Nobody wants to listen to this garbage. We're talking about cereal.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
This is go back to the point of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're hurting my feelings. I'm really just gonna scrap the
whole thing, like where forty five was there's gonna be
a hole and we're gonna go right to forty six
because I actually love that idea. Anyway, this cereal came
out in twenty eighteen. It's another Kellogg's Special Cave variety.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Okay, is it peaches? Special k with peaches?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Peaches come from a can. They were put there by
a man in a factory downtown.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Moving to the country. I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches,
so that can stay in the podcast because it's just
what you decide.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
You don't know that song either.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I can't talk about how you wear lemon lime boxers,
but we can talk about your stupid nineties peaches song
all day?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Tell me who sings it?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
I what.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Kansas?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
No, Presidents of the United States of America?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Remember that song? Lump No? All right, listen, so it's
special K's right, probiotics, peaches and berries or berries and peaches.
If you will, look who's out there? Look at that
crazy or yeah, oh he's mad at you?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No no, no, yeah he teas here again.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I gotta tell you, man, you hurt my feelings. I
want to be honest with you. You hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
We're about to do Peaches Probiotics Special K. Would you
like to have one?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
What happened to cheerios with the strawberries?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Sorry you missed it?
Speaker 5 (14:32):
What to me?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
We were gonna do that the first time around, and
then you stopped recording the podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Special K with Probiotics. This is happening. Get into it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
It made fun of my cheerios and my coup anything.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
I actually had some really good things to say about it.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You can give me a chance.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You have nothing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, we're doing Special K with Peaches Probiotics.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Are you ready? Right?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm super ready.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
By the way, is let me have a sweatshirt? Actually
came in here. I need to do you have a
Z one hundred swet shirt? I have one?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You do I need?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's gonna be a little chilli outside And have to
go to Duncan right now for grand opening event.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And I'm passing through the studio.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Drop some names. Why don't you?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
No, that's not it.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
That's not the the I need.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He needs a uniform like I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Are you eating the cereal or not yet? Kid?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
What?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I have to go to an appearance?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Just eat this damn cereal?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Is that one, it says Daniel mon arrow.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
On to just eat this.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
You eat it?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
We are you, You're in here.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
So do you eat it?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
That cereal?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Eat it?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Why do you get Why do you fill him up
in a cop Well? What else should I put it
in in a bowl? After you put cereal in a bowl?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Okay, so what are your first thoughts about the cereal?
What are you looking at with K?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
First of all, I don't like the full blueberry.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Oh see, I actually liked I thought it was kind
of cool of a full blueberry.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
There's also yogurt bits in there. Eh, yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh I like yogurt bikes and cereals, Yeah I do.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I do like that. I like the colors light. It's
a light flake special K probiotics, berries and peaches. Uh huh.
I like it.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, I like it. There's good.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
But Andrew doesn't like fruit. He says it's allergic to apples.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
What's not really real fruit? It's all fake fruit.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
It's all real. It's just dehydrated.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
No, it's not.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It's not real. That's what's wrong with some cereal.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It is real? What dude, get out out?
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Why? Now?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Okay, I actually changed my opinion. This isn't bad. I'm
gonna give this three bowls and a spoon, four bowls
from me.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Probiotics love it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I'll tell you this one's right now.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
It is not real fruit. You don't eat a blueberry
and it like explodes in my mouth and like emptiness.
That's not a real blueberry.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
So do you know a rating scale?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
So you do?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
A bowl is like a full star, and a spoon
is a half a star. So out of five bowls,
what would you give this?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, well, here's what I think.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
There's freeze dried peaches, blueberries, and raspberries.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Also, there's sugar in this thing.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Man, of course everything has sugar in it.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Really, I can get another.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I can get another flaky cereal with no sugar. I
can add my own fruit it.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Bring it. I'm gonna see what cereal has no sugar
in it?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
When?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
How often do you do a podcast?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
We don't buy stuff at whole Foods? Why that's real?
Speaker 5 (17:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That's garbage?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Talk about garbage I'm eating. I mean a cup of sugar.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Here, Please get out of here. I'm begging you to
just get out. I don't ever want to know, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
So I'm gonna give him if I was a kid,
a toddler, and I'm being fooled.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Kids wouldn't eat this cereal. It's not not cereal because
it's an adult cereal.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
It's got so much sugar and you're getting killy this.
What would you give it out of five balls?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
All right?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Am I talking about as an adult or am I
talking about it as an adult looking for more of
a healthy a healthy change?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Just you at the present moment.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Plea's just say something so you can.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Leave, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Does it taste good? It does because that has a
lot of sugar, so it's a candy, so it does
taste good.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
But is it healthy? I would say no, it is
not a healthy cereal.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Nobody asked you. Just give it a damn rating?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And how do you do the ratings again?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
One to five balls? One to five balls? Yeh No,
I'm not even trying to explain that to him.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Okay, okay, just on fla for okay, not saying it's
healthy or not.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I would give it like four balls. It's really it's
a good, good taste.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Thas give it four? Do I get spoons or something
a cigar? When you get out of here, trying to
quit vaping? Is a wet cigar in your hand? Yeah,
I know you put some milk in there in this cigar.
Put it in a cereal.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
No, but I will tell you now listen, No, we
don't care. Okay, wait, hold on a minute.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
This is fair. Everyone's blood pressure is going up.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Yours is. Listen to me now, honestly, I'm your stupid
scale of the bowls and the spoons and the milk
and whatever you do. Okay, I'm gonna say it is
worth four bowls? But would I eat four bowls of this?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Nobody said to eat four bowls.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
It's a rating skin get on it. But you want
to know mother not someone would want to eat? How
many bowls?
Speaker 5 (18:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You eat one bowl that's recommended?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Please get Why.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Would I give it a four ball rating scale?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Stars?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
How many bowls would you want to eat? I would
want to eat a heating.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh my god, I love.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
He's still eating it out there. He pictures about him.
He's eating every legs, drinking every last drop, every last drop.
Are you? Are you a ninety year old with that pisima?
Every last drop you ate? I did?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I'm gonna tell you take it out.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's very good.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Let's all calm down here, I'm gonna the floor.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Let's all calm down for one second. That's because you
have high blood pressure.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Listen to me.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I promise you.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, let's all calm down. I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
I just want to give you some Okay, okay, that's right.
One minute now listen, okay. I have to be honest
with you.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Right stop.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I haven't appeared, holy ship, I have a great opening
to go host. Are you kidding me? Do you straight?
You goop on me?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Are you serious?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I have to go to an appearance, you farking idiot?
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I mean, what.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (20:17):
So you a towel?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Holy shit?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
You just put purala my god hair? I haven't appearance
to go host, you scumbag mother?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
What do you what?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I can't believe it. Why would you do that? Are
you your pants? What's wrong with you? Seriously? Didn't? What's
wrong with you? Why would you do that to someone?
Have to go work? But are you nuts? I can't
believe you just did that to me? I mean, what
the freak? I got purel in my gut, hair behind
(20:51):
my ears. I mean, are you nuts? Have you lost
your mind?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
The only reason I don't want you to leave.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Your freaking mind?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You have one minute?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
What do you have?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Okay, Now listen to me. Okay, Okay, I'm not gonna
get you upset.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Just listen to me.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Hear me out.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Please, God, I'd make.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
A lot of sense of you.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Just listen to me.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You have a bonus box to do.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
I cannot believe you put.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Per l in my guy there. Now listen to me.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Okay, gosh, I understand that you have a rating system
of the bowls and the spoons and whatever, and that's
very creative.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
It is.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I like that. Okay, I'm giving you points. But what
I'm trying to tell you is this. If I was
a person and I was there asking me do I
want to eat this? And how many bulls would I
give it? In my mind, I'm thinking, well, that would
mean I'd want to eat that many bowls.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Right yours?
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I'm not even kidding. Okay, Okay, Well we do, we
eat it, we say, we like it, we give it,
move on, And I already agree this is great.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
This is why I know how you make elviss.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
Okay, but I already agreed, and I said, you're right.
It's very creative, like the way you grade it.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I get it. But seriously, you just want pre rel
It is like group it's like dripping on me.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Listen to me. All I'm saying is if you ask me,
it's confusing to me. If you ask me how many
bulls I would give it? In my mind, I'm thinking
when I eat four bowls like So that's what I'm
saying that you might want to think back your scale
and say, like.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
People listen, they understand what it means. Okay, it's like
stars in a movie ratioay please okay. Secondly yes, okay,
but secondly, oh, how many stars are in this movie?
Second four stars in this movie?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Look at to me, I'm a real person. I need
to tell you there are no actual stars in the movie.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Okay, seriously thinking of this, we've been going for fifteen minutes.
Not Also, you're just grading it like on what are
you grading it on?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Healthy?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It on taste? People care about his taste?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Now, I okay, I will say to you, Scott, You're right,
I agree that that's all people care about.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
But and you have to be honest with yourself all right,
and I think.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Andrew would be what you hear me on on this.
Please just don't sprain me with wind decks. Please give
me a second. Please, I will leave in a minute.
Just think about this, okay, And I'm just I'm just talking.
It has a lot of sugar in it, am I right?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Okay, so if it has a lot of sugar in
we like.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Cereals without sugar too. We've done it. If you ever listen,
you'd know we do. So then please, I'm begging.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
What didn't you Okay, wouldn't you great and say this
is a sugary cereal? So we're gonna grade we.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Say it's sugar. We're not gonna have two different scales. Oh,
this one gets four sugar bowls.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Please get out, put you get out. I'm saying there
are things that are going on now in the world
where people are wanting a healthier choice.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Because this is how we do it. Go do your
Greg Tea podcast and work it however the hell you want.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Okay, please go, And but I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
But here listen, But why wouldn't you just want to
have and tell people this is really not a healthy choice.
Please know where please don't win decks. Okay, I'm going
to I'm just saying, okay, you listen. Tell you what,
tell you what? I will leave in twenty seconds. Can
I ask you one question about the cereal? I want
to ask you. Don't take me. Don't tele like Tae make.
(24:15):
I'm not a package, get out package. I'm not a package.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Please go, Okay, please go, just go.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Okay, Okay, you've made yourself clear.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I will go. This is like the old book Marvin K. Mooney?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Will you please leave? Now? What there's a there's an
old book like Doctor Seuss. It's it's called Marvin K. Mooney.
You should read the book. Will you please go?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Marvin K. Mooney?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
And he wants to leave.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
But last thing, Okay, I mean this.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm gonna draw on your face with a sharpie and
that thing.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
I swear to you, and I'm gonna leave this last thing. Okay.
Are you also taking to account that you can have
a regular cereal.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
And you could, Oh my god, seeze all the ship
you please spray it on me and make me sneak.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Andrew, do you have emphysema?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Okay, will you take into account that I can get
a regular cereal with no sugar, right flakes, and I
can add my.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Here. This is a purest podcast. Can you eat what's
in the box? There's no adding things? Why because we
rate it based on what's in the box, not what
we can add to it, because that would skew the rating.
Please leave.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, that's fair, and I understand that. Then, so you're
only grading it on the box that it is and
what's inside.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
That's correct.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Okay. Have you ever done an episode where you actually
made your own cereal.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And it is just stupid? Why is that stupid? Because
that's not what we do. We rate freaking package crap. Okay,
that's what we do.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Okay, but you do you are open to the idea
that people are making their own cereal.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I get it. I see it on Facebook. Adds one
hundred dollars for a box a crap that no one
would eat. It tastes like crap. Please eat that, Please go? Okay, Okay,
as long, I'm just saying that, wonderful time. Good luck
with your appearance, enjoying the money you're about to make.
Please get there.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Are people eat a real brand cereal?
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Andrew?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
This is your microphone money? I used to do it
as a kid too. I put strawberries and stuff. I
get it, but that's not what we're about.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Thank you for coming to tea.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yes, thank you, Andrew. Did you rate that we don't have.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Any Did you rate that I did three balls in
a spoon?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Great, and I gave it four bowls because I loved it.
Now he gave it four balls. I don't care what
he gave it. We're moving on serial killers. Cereal sack
for the bonus box.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Maybe Greg t were like this because it's a healthy cereal.
Oh dude, it's in my mouth. Man, We're gonna give
mom another shot. No, Mom's Mom's best honey grams. These
are fake golden grams. They're healthy golden grams from Mom's Best.
And again, remember this is a pope.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
I can't see you. Got it in my eye. He's
freding with fantastic in my eye.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It says, right here, do not that's me.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You're touching me.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Avoid contact with eyes. Skinner clothing. Oh god, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Well Scott left, so I guess wait, can you have
this diamond? It has grain, wheat, sugar, corn meal. Oh
canola oil, molasses, fruitose, salt, honey, baking soda, calcium carbonate.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
So I like, it's the thin. You can't have that.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
So this is not a good cereal for you. I
can't believe he actually sprayed him with fantastic. That's like
not good though, that has chemicals. Ooh, He's going to
be so mad that I open this.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
This is the most out of control circus episode ever
in the history of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I love it so much.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Would you open this? No, It's gonna take me seven
hours to edit this and beat out all the curses.
And I'm so angry right now. I told you I
didn't want to go on with this, and you insisted.
Holy hell, anyway, Mom's best cereal honeygrams. They're fake Golden
grams or healthy golden grams.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Diamonds can't have these.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Diamond can't have this now. So I like at the
thin less a thin it's made with real honey. It
smells just like golden grams.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I don't really like the smell of it. I smelled
it all I.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Smell is fantastic, So I don't know what's happening. You
do smell fantastic, Scott, No, I smell like fantastic. If
he sprayed that in your eyes, it got in my eye.
That means you should probably go to a chemical shower
like they have in chemistry labs. They have an eye
wash in this in the engineering room back there in
a second today. Actually, yeah, come on, get it.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
They really do have an eye wat.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I might get your spoon in there. Here, we get
your spoon on Mom's best bonus box.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
When's you think.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
It's really close to golden grams? And I could taste
the honey. I like it.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, I don't mind this.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Mom failed miserably with that chocolate crap that other time.
Oh look, it shot right out of the microphone. It's
stuck in the hole. Do you like my smoker's cloth.
It's really disgusting.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, it's because I got some mucus in the back
of my throat.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Don't laugh anymore. People are eating stop four bulls. I
like it.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I'm gonna do that too.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Now does that mean you want to eat four balls
of it? Or I don't understand? All right, we got
to go. This is just like the most ridiculous episode ever.
When no one's listening anymore.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Here's what I'm gonna say, I'm going to rate this
four bowls for the taste the sugar scale. I'm going
to rate it a three bowl for the look of
the box. I'm going to rate it four bowls for
the smell of it. I'm going to raid it six bowls.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
If you added strawberries to it.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Okay, that's very important. With strawberries, I would say this
may go down. I'm gonna give this three bowls and
a spoon if I'm doing it with a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
All right, listen, see he just makes everybody crazy, whether
he's here or not. Thank you for listening. I think
follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and like us on
Facebook at serial Killers PC and subscribe and all the
rate us things.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Give us stars. We have over seventy reviews. Did you
know that?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Really?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh, I gotta go read some of them. I love them.
I think there's so much fun.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
He's gonna go and spam us and make all these
big iTunes accounts.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Thanks for listening to episode forty five of Serial Killers.
We promise never to have Greg t back. It is
all right, Well until we meet again. Oh, today's Friday. Yeah,
have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
You didn't know that until you looked at your calendar, say.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Crunch, Andrew, Crunch, I think I'm blind.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Do they really have a chemical shower?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, they do.
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