August 5, 2019 • 17 mins
Is he Andrew or Mikey? In this episode we try classic Life Cereal from Quaker, then 2 varieties of Kellogg’s Froot Loops…both Birthday Cake and Wild Berry. BTW…Andrew didn’t know berries can grow in the wild. Also, Scotty may have cut his foot on a loop. Give a listen! It’s loads of fun!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Whenever you're ready and done playing with your phone. I'm here,
(00:03):
ready to go, Andrew. I don't know whose text is
more important than this podcast, Scott.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I have a job outside of this podcast, so I
just thought I would like that, are we fighting on
this podcast? I think we might listen. I will pull
a reality show TV moment and walk away.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
There's plenty of other people who are ready to step
right in.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I just feel like my needs aren't being met. Scott.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, that's enough of that, so welcome to and Shorter
every time. Well, it is Serial Killers podcast time. I
don't even know what episode we're up to it. We
don't care anymore. Right, we're in the high twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm just gonna say it's episode forty million.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Didn't you just say stop doing that?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, so it's episode forty million in one.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
All right, we're we're in the twenty eight or something
like that. But who cares. We're here and we're gonna
eat some cereal because that's what we do in this podcast.
Just in case you're new, you know, we will try
one classic cereal and one new cereal, and generally a
bonus box because Andrew's always hungry, right.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, that's not it. It's always you. I just didn't
hear along for the ride. Okay, really loving my life,
spiritual journey man.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
All right, if that's how you want to put it.
So let's uh, shall I go down into the cereal sack?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Of course? What are we doing first class?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think that we should do a classic cereal first.
So I'm gonna head downtown as they.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Say, oh god, no one says that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now, this is a very classic Okay. You may remember
the commercials from the seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And this is the part of the podcast where if
new listeners, I go, I wasn't born.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh that's right, Andrew, because you're only like twenty something
eight that's the number of this episode. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh so you knew the whole time and you were
just keeping that a secret.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I did, of course. All right, So we're going to
dive into a box of our original Quaker Oh Life,
it's one of my favorites Life.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Cereal Love Life. Do you well, I mean like actual
life or the Cereal?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Because which one do you like better?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But do you have a couch?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Sit on down? All right. Well I went with this
one first because I know it's going to be bland
and boring.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, and it's not bland and it's not boring. Don't
say that about my cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Let me see what the second ingredient is. What do
you think sugar? Mm yep, yeah, whole grain oat flour sugar.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Listen, it's one of my favorites. But I know it's
not like super healthy like the Tram played off.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I mean it's not very well those commercials back in
the day, Yeah, with Mikey in them. They tried to
play it off as a healthy commercial. Mike, it doesn't
like healthy stuff, you know, And then they gave it
to him and he liked it. So I guess shape
wise I could most equate these two.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Checks Yeah, or Crispecks even Life is one of the
only cereals I can eat dry?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Really Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
How about Checks?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You like checks mix?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah? Well I don't consider that a cereal. Hold on, okay,
I need to tell you what's going on. No, no,
don't no, I am So. Scott has recently taken upon
himself to say we need more sound fix.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, it's actually my wife that said we needed to
sound like it's actually going into a bowl.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
To which then Max got a delivery who's Max, Max,
Elvis's dog got it delivered Elvis the radio show that
we work for, Elvis Duran in the morning show. His
dog Max got a dog bowl. Yes, so Scott is
now pouring the cereal into a dog bowl. So this way,
you guys get the sound effect of the cereal hitting
(03:37):
a glass bowl.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, yeah, that's the way it's cereal is supposed to sound,
not like this, that's a cup. But we'll just keep
using cups because you know what, I don't have to
clean a bowl every time.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's annoying unless we get like official Serial Killers bowls.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, or if we could get Whirlpool to donate a dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You went from like zero to sixty on the endorsements.
We're trying to get milk and you're like, I know
it's better than milk a dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Hell, we also have no water hookup or any drainage
or anything, so I guess that probably wouldn't work.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh soo, hell, like what, I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't know what's going on. To go to the
refrigerator and unfortunately, I'm sorry, but we're back to fat
free skim milk this time around. Tuscan Dairy Pure is
the brand.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Uh, the seven to eleven did not have any one
percent this morning.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Do you think they get it from Tuscany?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, I don't because no, No, that's Italy.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, so that's a pretty far trip.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So these cows ethically raised.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You know what, here's your freaking life. Maybe you should
get on.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, so let's eat the cereal.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You know what, this kind of sinks. Actually, this this
cereal doesn't flow.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Cause it's holy four bowl of warm boom so fast.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You can do that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Mm.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I like what I like.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I tell you why. I like the Life secret sugar
that's right in the middle, little granules and you can
taste them and feel them. That's why I really like
the Cinnamon Life. I love Cinnamon Life because you could
you could what you can crunch the cinnamon sugar in
the middle.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Like going into extreme detail. You can taste that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So four balls, one spoon from you, Yes, that means
you like it?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah right, Hey, this.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Will be Andrew's final moments on Serial Killers. But that's
I feel like we're crazy on this episode right now.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Really yeah, well, I also like it. I got them
bleeding from the Life cereal. Look at this. Oh my goodness,
where am I bleeding from? Isn't that where you shoot
your heroin?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I give it three balls in a spoon because I
also like it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And if anyone's doing heroin, it's you, bro.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I won't ever play that again, I promise. So are
you okay?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I mean I think so what.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You cut yourself on?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I guess I scratched my leg?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, is there a lawsuit here? Did you cut
it on the sea? Yes? I'm in distress. Is there
a shard of wheat? Let's move on to the new Cereal?
How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You ready?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Is it another version of life? Because I don't know
if I can do this?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It is not. But I do have vanilla and cinnamon,
and I think I have a box of strawberry also
in the not in the cereal sack, but in the
cereal basement pantry. So maybe maybe next week? All right,
So let's get down to the cereal sack. I'm pulling out.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Can you pull up your pants? Because I can see
your butt crack.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I have to do some plumbing later. Wild Berry fruit
loops from Kellogg's what's that face for? They're probably not
much different than berry berry kicks or oops All Berries. Yeah,
they're probably closer to oops all Berries.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm not like jazzed about it, you know, because it's
called berry. No, it just doesn't seem like something I'm
gonna with stars. Okay, look how.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Happy two can is to be presenting the stars.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I really love that they made two can out of felt.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He does look like he's not really a cartoon here,
although his feet are, but the rest of his body
is not.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, it's very odd, like why does he have him
a reflection again? And in photoshop? That is like you
don't understand all somebody did like the designer because this
is the laziest box art I've ever seen him ony
not the back No, the back of the box art
is like a little too much.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Wow, that's a whole amusement park back then.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, the front of the box is literally just too
can Sam. They copied and pasted him onto a box
and then somebody pressed the reflect button.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
He just created that.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And they were like done.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, my guess is this is probably a rather limited cereal.
Wild berry fruit loops is not gonna I don't think
last long.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Why you've already had fruit loops with flavors. Why are
you creating wild berry?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
There's so many varieties of fruit loops. Now there's one
with marshmallows too. I'm gonna have to get that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Didn't we try that already?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We did try that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
H It kind of smells like a sugary drink.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Alow, everything we eat is a sugary drink. So we've
got red, blue and green rings and purple stars.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
This is this is a lot. I'm really jumping into this.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
One smells berry delicious.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Why do you do this?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm trying to get people to tune out.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Here you go, Okay, here we go. Make sure I
get one of these star shapes. No, no, no, no,
just being honest.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Now, well, what makes you say no devoid.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Of any flavor?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I have to kind of agree there.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, how can you go with something exotic like wild
berry but have it tastes like not wild berry? Also?
Can I ask a question? Yeah, what technically is a
wild berry?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
They're berries that grow in the wild. Could be raspberries
or strawberries, or blackberries or boison berries.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Wait, so like a raspberry is technically a wild berry?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It is because they just grown that.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I didn't know they had like that special classification.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
People plant them. But you could like drive a long
on the side of an interstate and see raspberries like weeds. Yes,
you better be careful because some of them are poisonous.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, I don't normally stop on the interstate to go
with raspberries.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
But I've been known to know I have been known to.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The sad part is I actually believe that you are
known to.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You ever see those guys as you're driving. They're like
pulled over on the side of the road with a
basket picking wild flowers.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Where do you live. I've seen it Amish country.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
No, I mean I've seen it on the interstate. People
just pulled over picking those wild orange things.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
This is the part of the show where we have
to play.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
This Wait Serial Killers listener request. Okay, before the listener request,
wait a second, I forgot to I didn't rate it either.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I just stepped on a fruit on a loop.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Are you sure it wasn't a star?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, it was a loop.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
We didn't rate this thing. Hold on, I gave it
too to go back? No, okay, wild berry fruit loop
from Kellogg's. You give it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What two bowls?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I will give it two bowls in a spoon. Wasn't terrible,
wasn't great? Kind of middle of the road because you know,
if you take two balls and a spoon away from
five balls, you get two balls and a spoon. So
that's right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Wow, that's really cool, Scott, I do math?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Are you drinking coffee? Is that your palate cleanser?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's tea, peppermint tea. Okay, all right, so I'm pretending
like I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Can I please play this thing now?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Make it seem like it's always my fault? Here we go,
serial killers listener request.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's the request from me again, the request is not
from you, as a matter of fact, I don't think
you're gonna like this at all.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Who's it from?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, it is from amongst other people, Laura on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Okay, wanted us to do this?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh God, is it the one I think it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm not sure what you think it's gonna be. It
is another Kellogg's product.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Is it a birthday cake? Cereal?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
And it is an offshoot of fruit Loops And I'm
gonna go down to the cereal second well out another too?
Can Sam creation Kellogg's fruit loop birthday cake, but it's
his strawberry birthday cake, so you might be okay with it.
What's matter? And again it's the freaking family size box
because it's all they had. I want like seven loops,
(11:04):
and I have to get an entire family size box.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's this is I'm hm, I just.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
It's a fun back of box. It's a whole birthday
celebration in a park.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So wait no, and I'll tell you why. The castle
looks like why would you put a maze a pink
maze there? It looks like intestines.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's in the it's in the it does look like
a testine, it's in the frosting. And then there's a
fruit loop bouncy house in the back there, and there's
just loops everywhere. It's a search party find six party
hats and six strawberries hidden around the park.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
All right, why can't you find them yourself?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Too?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Can sampton so lazy?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Like find bird's eye of you? He should be able
to see them.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's the third time I've let you make a joke
that like I haven't said anything line it will be
the last one.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Oh my god, this stinks gross.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Actually it's not the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I like strawberry quick.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yes, that's what I was thinking. So I'm not hating this.
My problem with birthday cake, and I will say this
people disagree with me, but birthday cake is not a
flavor by itself.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Birthday cake is a thing, yes right.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Birthday cake can be chocolate. Birthday cake can be strawberry.
Birthday cake can be strawberry and vanilla.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It can be red velvety exactly, so it can be
Devil's food, it can be Angels food.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, okay, yes, back to what I'm trying to say
is strawberry birthday cake makes sense, strawberry birthday cake. But
when it's by itself, come at me.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Now, is it the cake or is it the frosting
that they're talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
There's so many variables when you're talking about birthday cake.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Sprinkles, Yeah, I love the sprinkles.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Can I tell you a funny story real quick. Yeah,
The first time my wife ever met my aunt, we
were coming out of a cold Stone creamery. Okay, she's
an older woman. Yeah, And I said, oh my goodness, Amy,
this is my aunt Betty. Aunt Betty, this is Amy
and Aunt Betty smiled, and her teeth were full of
chocolate sprinkles. Oh no, so from that day fourth we
(12:57):
call her sprinkles.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's cute, all right, that was wholesome.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I hope she doesn't have a smartphone because she doesn't
know that. All right, let's go into the Kellogg's True
Loops birthday cake strawberry cereal.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Here it is, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
It tastes like it's been sitting on the shelf for
a long time. I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It tastes like buttered popcorn.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes, it does have an aftertaste of buttered popcorn.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's nasty. That's buttered popcorn in a box. Mast is
strawberry birthday cake.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'm gonna just I'm just one one more, just in case.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Huh, this gets a bowl and a spoon. That was
not good. Throw it away, burn the box, call it
a day.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I'm going to give it a ball. Not good. I
was very I was looking forward to it. I really was.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's good, and that's one of us. Well, you look
very sad. Now I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I keep stepping on this one loop that's on the
floor and you have no shoes on. You're gonna cut
your foot on this loop?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Are they that's sharp? I mean maybe these are because
they taste a little stale.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
On top of that, it's a fresh, brand new box.
It's a you know, it's a limited edition, which means
it won't be around long. So if you want to
try don't. If you want to try it, you better hurry.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Don't go rush to try it because it's trash.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We should rename him too, can't, Sam.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
This is the fourth joke you've made.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
We should probably go now because we're getting delirious. There's
lots of sugar in our systems.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
There really isn't because now that you are healthy and
you only eat one spoonful, we really don't have that
much sugar.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I did have two spoonfuls because I just needed to
make sure it would sucked.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Like the life I might go back to, because I
like the life you did. Rightful?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yay, all right, we have to go because it's I
don't know which is getting out of control. I can't
believe you're still listening to it. Thank you appreciate that.
Oh you know what, just try the milk. Try the
birthday cake milk, would you please? I'm thinking that might
save it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Nope, buttered popcorn milk. All right, the last thing I
ever wanted to try it?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Please follow us on Twitter as serial killers peec that's
cereal with the sea. What's going on over there.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
In my brain? Just out of something?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Was there ever chocolate fruit loops?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Well, think about it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Think about what you just said. So no, unless they
just threw a new fruit named chocolate. No, oh god, okay,
thanks my.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Find this moment.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
But think about it. What if they did, like chocolate
covered strawberry chocolate covered like you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They other loop cereals in chocolate form, but there's never
been chocolate fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
This needs to be a thing. Get on it, fruit loops.
I'm not gonna eat it or like it, but like
a chocolate covered strawberry chocolate wildberry.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You hate the strawberry fruit loops, so why would you
want chocolate covered strawberry fruit loop?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well? How do I know which one was a strawberry
colored one? I just assume it's the red one in
the regular box.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think I'm nauseous. I'm getting dizzy. I'm dizzy. Why,
I'm not sure?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Are you gonna pass out?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We should go now? Thank you for listening to Cereal Killers.
An a whole new episode in just a few days.
Bet you can't wait unless there's some sort of cereal
emergency and we'll give you a bonus on a Wednesday.
I don't know what day this, I don't know what's
going on. What's my name?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I'm worried about your well being if you pass out.
I don't know any of the CPR.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Any of the CPR. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Did you want to say something else? Andrew?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yes? What?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Make sure if you're enjoying this podcast, you're a newcomer,
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make sure you hit the subscribe button because then when
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And if you also feel in client, please leave us
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Speaker 1 (16:31):
You know, as of this recording, we have almost four
hundred followers on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's crazy, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I love our Twitter followers.
Are so nice.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
They are some of them are a bit out of
their minds. Won't mention any names, but thank you very
much for following us. We love you nonetheless. So let's
get out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You don't say that about our Cereal fans.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
They don't know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I'm pretty sure. No, we love you all.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I didn't say I don't love them. I just said
some of them are out of their minds, like we are.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Gotta go.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Thanks for listening to Serial Killers, the podcast about Cereal
Until We Meet Again. We like to say, Crunch, Crunch,
shut up. Is Mikey dead? Yeah, no, he's definitely still alive.
If you say he's dead, then how did he die?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Because it wasn't the Pop Rocks Heroin.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Was it the Heroin Life flavor? Yes, they discontinued that
Whenever you're ready and done playing with your phone. I'm here,
(00:03):
ready to go, Andrew. I don't know whose text is
more important than this podcast, Scott.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I have a job outside of this podcast, so I
just thought I would like that, are we fighting on
this podcast? I think we might listen. I will pull
a reality show TV moment and walk away.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
There's plenty of other people who are ready to step
right in.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I just feel like my needs aren't being met. Scott.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, that's enough of that, so welcome to and Shorter
every time. Well, it is Serial Killers podcast time. I
don't even know what episode we're up to it. We
don't care anymore. Right, we're in the high twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm just gonna say it's episode forty million.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Didn't you just say stop doing that?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, so it's episode forty million in one.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
All right, we're we're in the twenty eight or something
like that. But who cares. We're here and we're gonna
eat some cereal because that's what we do in this podcast.
Just in case you're new, you know, we will try
one classic cereal and one new cereal, and generally a
bonus box because Andrew's always hungry, right.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, that's not it. It's always you. I just didn't
hear along for the ride. Okay, really loving my life,
spiritual journey man.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
All right, if that's how you want to put it.
So let's uh, shall I go down into the cereal sack?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Of course? What are we doing first class?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think that we should do a classic cereal first.
So I'm gonna head downtown as they.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Say, oh god, no one says that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now, this is a very classic Okay. You may remember
the commercials from the seventies.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And this is the part of the podcast where if
new listeners, I go, I wasn't born.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh that's right, Andrew, because you're only like twenty something
eight that's the number of this episode. Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh so you knew the whole time and you were
just keeping that a secret.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I did, of course. All right, So we're going to
dive into a box of our original Quaker Oh Life,
it's one of my favorites Life.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Cereal Love Life. Do you well, I mean like actual
life or the Cereal?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Because which one do you like better?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But do you have a couch?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Sit on down? All right. Well I went with this
one first because I know it's going to be bland
and boring.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, and it's not bland and it's not boring. Don't
say that about my cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Let me see what the second ingredient is. What do
you think sugar? Mm yep, yeah, whole grain oat flour sugar.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Listen, it's one of my favorites. But I know it's
not like super healthy like the Tram played off.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I mean it's not very well those commercials back in
the day, Yeah, with Mikey in them. They tried to
play it off as a healthy commercial. Mike, it doesn't
like healthy stuff, you know, And then they gave it
to him and he liked it. So I guess shape
wise I could most equate these two.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Checks Yeah, or Crispecks even Life is one of the
only cereals I can eat dry?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Really Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
How about Checks?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You like checks mix?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah? Well I don't consider that a cereal. Hold on, okay,
I need to tell you what's going on. No, no,
don't no, I am So. Scott has recently taken upon
himself to say we need more sound fix.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Well, it's actually my wife that said we needed to
sound like it's actually going into a bowl.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
To which then Max got a delivery who's Max, Max,
Elvis's dog got it delivered Elvis the radio show that
we work for, Elvis Duran in the morning show. His
dog Max got a dog bowl. Yes, so Scott is
now pouring the cereal into a dog bowl. So this way,
you guys get the sound effect of the cereal hitting
(03:37):
a glass bowl.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, yeah, that's the way it's cereal is supposed to sound,
not like this, that's a cup. But we'll just keep
using cups because you know what, I don't have to
clean a bowl every time.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It's annoying unless we get like official Serial Killers bowls.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, or if we could get Whirlpool to donate a dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You went from like zero to sixty on the endorsements.
We're trying to get milk and you're like, I know
it's better than milk a dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Hell, we also have no water hookup or any drainage
or anything, so I guess that probably wouldn't work.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh soo, hell, like what, I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't know what's going on. To go to the
refrigerator and unfortunately, I'm sorry, but we're back to fat
free skim milk this time around. Tuscan Dairy Pure is
the brand.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Uh, the seven to eleven did not have any one
percent this morning.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Do you think they get it from Tuscany?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, I don't because no, No, that's Italy.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, so that's a pretty far trip.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
So these cows ethically raised.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You know what, here's your freaking life. Maybe you should
get on.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, so let's eat the cereal.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You know what, this kind of sinks. Actually, this this
cereal doesn't flow.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Cause it's holy four bowl of warm boom so fast.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
You can do that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Mm.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I like what I like.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I tell you why. I like the Life secret sugar
that's right in the middle, little granules and you can
taste them and feel them. That's why I really like
the Cinnamon Life. I love Cinnamon Life because you could
you could what you can crunch the cinnamon sugar in
the middle.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Like going into extreme detail. You can taste that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
So four balls, one spoon from you, Yes, that means
you like it?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah right, Hey, this.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Will be Andrew's final moments on Serial Killers. But that's
I feel like we're crazy on this episode right now.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Really yeah, well, I also like it. I got them
bleeding from the Life cereal. Look at this. Oh my goodness,
where am I bleeding from? Isn't that where you shoot
your heroin?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I give it three balls in a spoon because I
also like it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And if anyone's doing heroin, it's you, bro.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I won't ever play that again, I promise. So are
you okay?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I mean I think so what.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You cut yourself on?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I guess I scratched my leg?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I mean, is there a lawsuit here? Did you cut
it on the sea? Yes? I'm in distress. Is there
a shard of wheat? Let's move on to the new Cereal?
How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
You ready?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Is it another version of life? Because I don't know
if I can do this?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
It is not. But I do have vanilla and cinnamon,
and I think I have a box of strawberry also
in the not in the cereal sack, but in the
cereal basement pantry. So maybe maybe next week? All right,
So let's get down to the cereal sack. I'm pulling out.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Can you pull up your pants? Because I can see
your butt crack.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I have to do some plumbing later. Wild Berry fruit
loops from Kellogg's what's that face for? They're probably not
much different than berry berry kicks or oops All Berries. Yeah,
they're probably closer to oops all Berries.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I'm not like jazzed about it, you know, because it's
called berry. No, it just doesn't seem like something I'm
gonna with stars. Okay, look how.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Happy two can is to be presenting the stars.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I really love that they made two can out of felt.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He does look like he's not really a cartoon here,
although his feet are, but the rest of his body
is not.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, it's very odd, like why does he have him
a reflection again? And in photoshop? That is like you
don't understand all somebody did like the designer because this
is the laziest box art I've ever seen him ony
not the back No, the back of the box art
is like a little too much.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Wow, that's a whole amusement park back then.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, the front of the box is literally just too
can Sam. They copied and pasted him onto a box
and then somebody pressed the reflect button.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
He just created that.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And they were like done.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, my guess is this is probably a rather limited cereal.
Wild berry fruit loops is not gonna I don't think
last long.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Why you've already had fruit loops with flavors. Why are
you creating wild berry?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
There's so many varieties of fruit loops. Now there's one
with marshmallows too. I'm gonna have to get that.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Didn't we try that already?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We did try that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
H It kind of smells like a sugary drink.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Alow, everything we eat is a sugary drink. So we've
got red, blue and green rings and purple stars.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
This is this is a lot. I'm really jumping into this.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
One smells berry delicious.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Why do you do this?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'm trying to get people to tune out.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Here you go, Okay, here we go. Make sure I
get one of these star shapes. No, no, no, no,
just being honest.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Now, well, what makes you say no devoid.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Of any flavor?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I have to kind of agree there.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, how can you go with something exotic like wild
berry but have it tastes like not wild berry? Also?
Can I ask a question? Yeah, what technically is a
wild berry?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
They're berries that grow in the wild. Could be raspberries
or strawberries, or blackberries or boison berries.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Wait, so like a raspberry is technically a wild berry?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
It is because they just grown that.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I didn't know they had like that special classification.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
People plant them. But you could like drive a long
on the side of an interstate and see raspberries like weeds. Yes,
you better be careful because some of them are poisonous.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, I don't normally stop on the interstate to go
with raspberries.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
But I've been known to know I have been known to.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The sad part is I actually believe that you are
known to.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
You ever see those guys as you're driving. They're like
pulled over on the side of the road with a
basket picking wild flowers.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Where do you live. I've seen it Amish country.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
No, I mean I've seen it on the interstate. People
just pulled over picking those wild orange things.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
So here we go.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
This is the part of the show where we have
to play.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
This Wait Serial Killers listener request. Okay, before the listener request,
wait a second, I forgot to I didn't rate it either.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I just stepped on a fruit on a loop.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Are you sure it wasn't a star?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, it was a loop.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
We didn't rate this thing. Hold on, I gave it
too to go back? No, okay, wild berry fruit loop
from Kellogg's. You give it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
What two bowls?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I will give it two bowls in a spoon. Wasn't terrible,
wasn't great? Kind of middle of the road because you know,
if you take two balls and a spoon away from
five balls, you get two balls and a spoon. So
that's right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Wow, that's really cool, Scott, I do math?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Are you drinking coffee? Is that your palate cleanser?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's tea, peppermint tea. Okay, all right, so I'm pretending
like I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Can I please play this thing now?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Make it seem like it's always my fault? Here we go,
serial killers listener request.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's the request from me again, the request is not
from you, as a matter of fact, I don't think
you're gonna like this at all.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Who's it from?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, it is from amongst other people, Laura on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Okay, wanted us to do this?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh God, is it the one I think it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm not sure what you think it's gonna be. It
is another Kellogg's product.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Is it a birthday cake? Cereal?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
And it is an offshoot of fruit Loops And I'm
gonna go down to the cereal second well out another too?
Can Sam creation Kellogg's fruit loop birthday cake, but it's
his strawberry birthday cake, so you might be okay with it.
What's matter? And again it's the freaking family size box
because it's all they had. I want like seven loops,
(11:04):
and I have to get an entire family size box.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's this is I'm hm, I just.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
It's a fun back of box. It's a whole birthday
celebration in a park.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
So wait no, and I'll tell you why. The castle
looks like why would you put a maze a pink
maze there? It looks like intestines.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's in the it's in the it does look like
a testine, it's in the frosting. And then there's a
fruit loop bouncy house in the back there, and there's
just loops everywhere. It's a search party find six party
hats and six strawberries hidden around the park.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
All right, why can't you find them yourself?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Too?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Can sampton so lazy?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Like find bird's eye of you? He should be able
to see them.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's the third time I've let you make a joke
that like I haven't said anything line it will be
the last one.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Oh my god, this stinks gross.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Actually it's not the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I like strawberry quick.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yes, that's what I was thinking. So I'm not hating this.
My problem with birthday cake, and I will say this
people disagree with me, but birthday cake is not a
flavor by itself.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Birthday cake is a thing, yes right.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Birthday cake can be chocolate. Birthday cake can be strawberry.
Birthday cake can be strawberry and vanilla.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It can be red velvety exactly, so it can be
Devil's food, it can be Angels food.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, okay, yes, back to what I'm trying to say
is strawberry birthday cake makes sense, strawberry birthday cake. But
when it's by itself, come at me.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Now, is it the cake or is it the frosting
that they're talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
There's so many variables when you're talking about birthday cake.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Sprinkles, Yeah, I love the sprinkles.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Can I tell you a funny story real quick. Yeah,
The first time my wife ever met my aunt, we
were coming out of a cold Stone creamery. Okay, she's
an older woman. Yeah, And I said, oh my goodness, Amy,
this is my aunt Betty. Aunt Betty, this is Amy
and Aunt Betty smiled, and her teeth were full of
chocolate sprinkles. Oh no, so from that day fourth we
(12:57):
call her sprinkles.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That's cute, all right, that was wholesome.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I hope she doesn't have a smartphone because she doesn't
know that. All right, let's go into the Kellogg's True
Loops birthday cake strawberry cereal.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Here it is, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
It tastes like it's been sitting on the shelf for
a long time. I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It tastes like buttered popcorn.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yes, it does have an aftertaste of buttered popcorn.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's nasty. That's buttered popcorn in a box. Mast is
strawberry birthday cake.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I'm gonna just I'm just one one more, just in case.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Huh, this gets a bowl and a spoon. That was
not good. Throw it away, burn the box, call it
a day.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I'm going to give it a ball. Not good. I
was very I was looking forward to it. I really was.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's good, and that's one of us. Well, you look
very sad. Now I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I keep stepping on this one loop that's on the
floor and you have no shoes on. You're gonna cut
your foot on this loop?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Are they that's sharp? I mean maybe these are because
they taste a little stale.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
On top of that, it's a fresh, brand new box.
It's a you know, it's a limited edition, which means
it won't be around long. So if you want to
try don't. If you want to try it, you better hurry.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Don't go rush to try it because it's trash.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
We should rename him too, can't, Sam.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
This is the fourth joke you've made.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
We should probably go now because we're getting delirious. There's
lots of sugar in our systems.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
There really isn't because now that you are healthy and
you only eat one spoonful, we really don't have that
much sugar.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I did have two spoonfuls because I just needed to
make sure it would sucked.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Like the life I might go back to, because I
like the life you did. Rightful?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yay, all right, we have to go because it's I
don't know which is getting out of control. I can't
believe you're still listening to it. Thank you appreciate that.
Oh you know what, just try the milk. Try the
birthday cake milk, would you please? I'm thinking that might
save it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Nope, buttered popcorn milk. All right, the last thing I
ever wanted to try it?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Please follow us on Twitter as serial killers peec that's
cereal with the sea. What's going on over there.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
In my brain? Just out of something?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Was there ever chocolate fruit loops?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Well, think about it.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Think about what you just said. So no, unless they
just threw a new fruit named chocolate. No, oh god, okay,
thanks my.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Find this moment.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
But think about it. What if they did, like chocolate
covered strawberry chocolate covered like you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They other loop cereals in chocolate form, but there's never
been chocolate fruit loops.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
This needs to be a thing. Get on it, fruit loops.
I'm not gonna eat it or like it, but like
a chocolate covered strawberry chocolate wildberry.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You hate the strawberry fruit loops, so why would you
want chocolate covered strawberry fruit loop?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well? How do I know which one was a strawberry
colored one? I just assume it's the red one in
the regular box.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think I'm nauseous. I'm getting dizzy. I'm dizzy. Why,
I'm not sure?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Are you gonna pass out?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
We should go now? Thank you for listening to Cereal Killers.
An a whole new episode in just a few days.
Bet you can't wait unless there's some sort of cereal
emergency and we'll give you a bonus on a Wednesday.
I don't know what day this, I don't know what's
going on. What's my name?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I'm worried about your well being if you pass out.
I don't know any of the CPR.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Any of the CPR. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Did you want to say something else? Andrew?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yes? What?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Make sure if you're enjoying this podcast, you're a newcomer,
you're like, whoa, this was great. I loved it so much,
make sure you hit the subscribe button because then when
we put up new episodes, they go straight to your smartphone.
And if you also feel in client, please leave us
a review. Reviews help us get better.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You know, as of this recording, we have almost four
hundred followers on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's crazy, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I love our Twitter followers.
Are so nice.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
They are some of them are a bit out of
their minds. Won't mention any names, but thank you very
much for following us. We love you nonetheless. So let's
get out of here.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You don't say that about our Cereal fans.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
They don't know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I'm pretty sure. No, we love you all.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I didn't say I don't love them. I just said
some of them are out of their minds, like we are.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Gotta go.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Thanks for listening to Serial Killers, the podcast about Cereal
Until We Meet Again. We like to say, Crunch, Crunch,
shut up. Is Mikey dead? Yeah, no, he's definitely still alive.
If you say he's dead, then how did he die?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Because it wasn't the Pop Rocks Heroin.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Was it the Heroin Life flavor? Yes, they discontinued that
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