February 7, 2020 • 24 mins
Andrew’s sister Jackie joins us as we head to Poland to try some listener provided, candy bar themed cereal! Plus, we’ll try some plain old bran flakes and the new Frosted Honey Bunches Of Oats. Then, Scotty breaks out some Alt Rock to try to stump the older Millennial.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello here, come on, come on, Andrew and fam No.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You need to bring the chair.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Jack No, you don't want to stand Come on now,
there's so many commercial copy pieces.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Your whole family knows nothing about radio, like all of you.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Why would she know anything about podcasting or radio?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Can you turn your phone upside down? Please? No, absolutely,
we have a rule you too, turn your phone upside down, Jockie.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Well, this is my sister Jackie.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hey everyone, welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode eighty one.
Stop making so much noise with that thing.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Listen, listen, I'm explaining to my sister how to make
this work.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Big Killer.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Trew What's gonna be?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Will tell you what's Sai Radel, the like sa Big
your kill, It's their life, Rick doo Win, everything from
Jackson Vanilla to Chrispy.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, now it can begin.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Great. I explained to my sister how the microphone works.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
I was told I need to project my voice.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yes, you know, just like Andrew taught you. It's like, oh,
but that that is wrong, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Wow, incorrect, inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That is foul.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
This is Serial Killers, the podcast where we talk about
cereal and we eat it. So you might not have
to if it sucks and we think inside the box. Here,
I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew and Jackie is along for
the ride today for episode eighty one. It's Friday. I
hope you had a great week.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, it's actually a Friday when we're recording this, so
this is appropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, Well then did you have a great week? Andrew?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I have had a good week.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Jackie, how was your week?
Speaker 6 (01:33):
My dog turned one, so it was a fantastic.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Saw that Luna. Oh, by the way, do you know
that Luna pede in in my bedroom?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I heard about that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, she was just leaving.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
You at Presence.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I know. Well, you know, we're actually about to rip
the carpet up pretty soon, so there's gonna be a
giant stain on the hardwood floor. I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sorry, that's great, Not really all right?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So do you want to eat Cereal? Do you want
to play TV? Themes? I mean, what do you want
to do?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I see Cereal?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, let's start with cereal. Jackie, you're the guest. So
would you like classic or new to start? You want
to start with New New? Okay, we're gonna start with new.
This is a brand new variety of honey bunches of oats.
It's a post cereal. What's the matter, It's just there's
no I promise you one thing, there's no fruit in it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well I'm happy about that, but it's like almost eating
a special K after a while.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There's only so many varieties of special K.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh, contrere move frere? Is that how you say it?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Are you French?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah? It used to be in those Oh you don't remember.
There were commercials in the eighties for these little mancheery
candies and then the commercial the kid would go, oh,
contree frere or something like that. You don't remember that?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Really cool?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It was a commercial for these little candy rectangles cubes?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Was I born in the eighties?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
All right? So I'm gonna go down to the cereal
sacke and the thing that's not like special K or
anything like that. You think of special K honey bunches
of oats. It's kind of like a healthier type cereal,
but not really. But this one, this totally goes off
the board. And I'll show you why in a second.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Off the.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And what's your favorite cereal?
Speaker 7 (02:58):
I really liked the coconuts also honey nut checks.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Also regular checks.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
There's no such thing as regular checks.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, here we go, rice check.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
There you go, my dear. All right, so, oh he calls.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You a deer.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Whenever he does that, that's his like passive aggressive way
of being like, oh, it's a rice checks deer.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So it's post honey bunches of oats. This just came out.
You're ready for this, Andrew and Jackie. Yes, frostst So
basically what you have here is frosted flakes with clusters. Okay,
it could be good.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, I'm not gonna say no. You know what it's
gonna taste?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What's it gonna taste like?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It was in my head?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Like a sugary snack thing.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Oh you like muddy buddies?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yes, that's it, but without the mud just buddies.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, Well I do need to shake it, so stand by.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Andrew, lad.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What but isn't that the one you wanted?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I keep telling you the Haarlem shake? Oh at Bower
really good?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Sorry? Oh thanks, Brodie, I appreciate that that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's a good jingle.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right, So we shook it up. It's brand new,
frosted and fun tastic lots of penguins on the back.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I could figure it out.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You want to do the puzzle?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can we eat first?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Pull us into the puzzle?
Speaker 6 (04:24):
One hundred and sixty calories a cup.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Scotty doesn't look at calories.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, but I will look at the ingredients corn, sugar,
whole grain rolled. Oh it's whole grain. Weaed blah blah blah,
All right, fine, okay, h.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
This whole time, I thought when you guys were like
shaking it and like opening it, I really thought this
was all just like bake.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
No, there's nothing like really taking your time.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, shake open the box properly, open the bag properly.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Sorry, I keep you to speaking to the phone.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's okay. I'll boost your volume in post production. Oh wait, sorry, you're.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Hot mess express. You're doing too much, too too much.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
That's sweaty.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, down to the cereal fridge.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Doesn't he go like five thousand MILLI milk.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's like he took like Guida's.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah, it's still personally attack.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Left over from you are Aguita. I'm a Guida left
over from the last episode. It's the key, and thank
you so much. Producer Sam. Thank you, thank you, producer
Sam for getting us the Guida's milk. Do you know
that she brought us a gallon of milk last week
and it exploded in her backpack?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And by last week?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
He means it was this week, but we're actually pretending
it's next week.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You're confusing me, dude. Here we go. Wait, thank you,
honey bunches of oats frosted. You're ready? One, two, three?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You think.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Very sweet? It's fine, It's fine. I don't think i've
ever heard that description.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Fine.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Okay, in the honest with you, wouldn't buy it. Tastes
like every thing else out there. This is just frosted flakes.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Crunch here.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm gonna be honest with you as well.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's a good cereal.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I actually like it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm gonna give this three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I think the.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Nuts help with the flavor.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
That's always help with flavor.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And I'm gonna lie I hate it. I actually really
like it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
The honey bunch of part makes it nice.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yes, the honey bunches of oats and the frosted flakes
are delicious, So I am going to give it four balls.
I like it four balls.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I'm going to give it three balls because I'm not impressed.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Oh, Jackie knows the rating scale because Jackie listens to
the show.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I know Jackie's a big listener.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So every day we post a podcast episode a week.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Here's the thing. So you were born in the late
eighties eighty seven, Andrew was born in the early nineties.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Sety one.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So I feel like both of you should really know
this TV theme song.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, come on, Ohana?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What this day? Oh here? You ready listen? Read the
newspaper page. It's a newspaper of the brand.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is he even?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
We already did our family Family Matters?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Yeah, don't happy me. I said it first.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You watched her lips. I saw you. I did. Hold on,
here comes the hook.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Catch.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
They took way too long to get to that part.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
It's the build up.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Why are you playing family Matters with Family Matters one?
With the old guy that there was erkle and there
was erkle? Oh cereal from Ralston back in the late
eighties early nineties. You don't remember Kolos.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Why would I remember?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
No one remembers.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yes they do, he does because he probably bought them.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh wait, full house. Wow, yeah, very good. Yeah, well
then we don't have to let it go?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Do I know? I could think it. I could think it.
What am I happen to this?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Since he predictability, we need a milkman. And they're talking
about newspapers again. All these series from the late eighties
early nineties really loved their newspapers.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Are you going to break out a newspaper serial?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I actually think there was a serial called Newsies or
something like that. I think there was there used to
be actually a serial called Sunday Funnies, no joke. I
think there was also Ralston And there were comics on
the entire box Dennis the Menace Family Circuit all that.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
No, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You like the comics. I show you the comics between
the lines and that other one. Yeah, every every day.
And you giggle at the one panels. Yeah, once it
gets to multiple panels, it's too much for you to
read four panels? What were we doing? Oh? Cereal? Okay,
so I'm going to go down and grab the classic. Okay,
this one's been around for quite some time.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
But here's a question. Why did you play those two
theme songs?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Because I just figured to your sister's a little bit
older than you, sophisticated. I mean, you know, you you
only knew full House because there's Fuller House and because
it's on Nick at Night and all that stuff. You
wouldn't have known it otherwise.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Because of Nick at Night they used to play it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay, listen, I'm.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Actually Andrew does remember Full House because when original run,
Original run run. Okay, there was an episode where Michelle
her foot gets big and it's a dream sequence and
her foot enlarges and it like takes up the whole
house and it's scared Baby.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Andrew so much. He ran out of the room screaming.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I could picture Baby Andrew and his diaper with poop
running down his leg. Oh god, Oh, that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I actually remember that. And I really was so scared
of Michelle's point yep.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
And I was a big fan of Ashley Olsen. I
was on the countdown clock from when she turned eighteen.
Remember that.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
That's creepy.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, it was a long time ago. I was younger,
way younger.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I was thirty at the time. Wait do you think
she's the same.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, by the way, my daughter's name is Ashley. What
that's even Okay, I'm gonna go down to the cereals sick.
This is from Poe, but this could also be any
brand USA, because almost every brand of cereal makes this.
What are your what's your face for?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's my face. I can't really you.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Did the eyebrow wins, like, okay, I was just gonna
have an eyebrow wins.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, I didn't know I had an eyebrow wind.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
So again, CW. Post invented this way back in the
day in the sanitarium, trying to get people well, fighting
with mister Kellogg all that kind of good stuff. You
like the version of this with dried grapes, So this
is ew grape. Oh wait, it's a raisin all right.
So anyway, it's just plain old brand flakes from Post.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
I picked the best day to come here.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, but strawberries are their mascots. I've noticed that lots
of cereals have strawberries as the mascot.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
A lot of cereals keep chusing them.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
This doesn't really need a Scotty shake, but I'm going.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
To I wouldn't actually consider that strawberry a mascot. That's
just a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Obviously, Obviously you're not such a good listener.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
He thought on the box of cheerios because it has
strawberries in the cereal. He's like, oh, those are the mascots,
ask God of Cheerios, is strawberry?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You always thought that was to listen?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That's okay. I know you've got to binge this weekend,
all right.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I know I am all weekend, all the cereal all
the time.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's right, all cereal all the time. This is serial killers.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, a little intense.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Wow gets this one's lucky. There's a giant flake in there,
little giant flake. Okay, you should bring it with you
and show to your friends. Now it's we.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
I wonder if it'll win a Guinness Book of World
Largest Flake.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I bet you there is one we should investigate. Oh
stop it, there you go, thank you? Are you ready?
Here we go? Just plain old brand flakes one, two, three.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I can't really know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It just tastes like raisin bran, and I didn't get
a raisin. That's what it tastes like.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I don't wind up.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's okay, actually playing all post brand flakes three bowls
in a spoon.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Honestly, it's like the color and consistency of cardboard and milk.
It also tastes like cardboard. Your cardboard has that smell.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Her nose picks up like mind does.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The entire Andrew family starts their sentences with honestly or
to tell you the truth.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Listen, honestly, we aren't liars. Yeah, honestly, and to be
honest with you.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's a little bit insulting.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Wait, but so that means that you're lying every time
you don't say that? Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Honestly?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
No? All right, you know what we're done with that.
Let's take a trip cereal killer.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
We didn't rate the cereal?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
All, go ahead?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Two bowls, one spoon.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, Jackie Andrew, I give it three bowls. It's not bad.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, okay for cardboard? And do you eat cardboard regularly?
To give it two bowls in a.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Spoon, I'm rand a lot of boxes?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What the lot there?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Look on the back of the recipe for cinnamon apple
sauce bread. I would totally eat that.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
O make you some next time.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That sounds delicious. Good fiber for digestive health and whole
grains for your healthy lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Imagine how miserable your life must be though, Like every
day you're like wake up box a brand flakes.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I bet Wilford Brimley eats that daily. Well yeah, because
he is diabetes, he sure does.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
I want to say, No, who's knew. Whose life is
even sadder is the person w has to write cereal
box copy. They have to sit there eating the cereal
thinking of things to write about it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I would love to do that. Oh wait, who, I'm WILVERD.
Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years. I'm
sorry each your brand flakes? All right, so listen, I
played the international jingle quite a while ago, full minute ago. Okay,
so our buddy Romo, al right, Romo?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Who's Romo?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh my god, there's a flake in my throat. So
a very good listener of ours, Romo on Twitter, reached
out and said, listen, man, there's this Polish market by
my house that I passed by all the time, and
they got some crazy cereals in there, and I'm going
to get them and I'm going to send them to you.
So we're going international to Poland.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Now oh that's actually Russian. Oh p yeah, very good.
Does that mean hello, We'll make it?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Okay, it makes sense all right, Perugi.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
So overseas in a lot of European countries and just
pretty much everywhere but the United States. Nesley is a
huge cereal maker, and they have all these fantastic cereal brands.
And so I've seen this as a candy bar. What what?
Andrew what? They don't have Sinnabon candy bar?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Got a kinderbar?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Go ahead, No, I was gonna say, is it crunch
Nestley crunch bar? I love Nesley crunch bars.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It is not. They actually had Nestli Crunch Cereal here
not terribly long ago, did not last very long. But anyway,
let me go about it. Down to the international cereal sack.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
It's the same sack.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
They don't really do boxes in a lot of other countries.
They do bags. So this is Lion Cereal. Okay, No,
Lion is an international candy bar. They have it in
the UK, they have it. What this is? It's cereal?
What are you talking about, Jackie? What do you think
of the bag?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
It's tiny?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You have this smell bag, that's what they say. So,
see that's the candy bar. You've probably seen the candy
bar in like international supermarkets or if you travel, you've
seen this candy bar?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
What I have not?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay, very good? Well, this one lion h pour mal
or caramel, depending on how you like to say it,
and chocolate. They look like dog bones and kibble. The
lion looks very very angry, like he wants to kill
you for eating his cereal.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Get out of my face.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And it looks like the part of the complete breakfast.
In other countries is cereal and milk and an apple.
Here it's toast and milk and orange juice.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
That do you think that other people don't like cereal
like in one piece? Because why else would you have
cereal in a bat without a protective box around it?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Because they don't like waste In other countries the United States,
I just love throwing things in the trash, so they
compact packaging as much as they can. I can't read anything.
I mean, it's a facty pent des I can't read
any of this. Look, and they show you where to
cut it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I would like to read.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, how about I pour it first and then you
can read them?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Okay, yeah, I'm not your child. By the way, I
was so dead of you.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
I'm glad you picked up on that too, because I
was like that's very aggressive.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I'm gonna you're just sticking up for your family.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
No, you even had a little hand thing like showing
us to cereal like stop sick, No, no, let dad
pour the cereal furst.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
This looks like a cross between pebble cereal and kibbles
and bits.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Wait, so are we eat? Is this dog food?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's not dog food.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
If you can't eat chocolate to dogs, well maybe it's
just like pretend chocolate.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
And you may not read the bag. It sounds like
it's going to be very crunchy because it poured into
the cup very hard.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I smell it. Oh, I'm gonna like this.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Right can breakfast.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
It's got that like full chocolate smell full chocolate smell.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You go.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
This is fuckedy is being dispute, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'm not even sure if that's Polish. That might just
be from some other import country. I don't know. This
label here is probably what's the Polish part?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You ready? Here we go? Serial Killers International. It's Lion
cereal from Nesley. I like it a lot. It has
that strange international taste. If that's these pieces are coated
with the flavoring. Once the flavoring is gone. They're just
kind of crunchy bits. I like the bland crunchy bits.
I think the milk is going to be wonderful. I
could just see it already.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Anything's better than those brand flakes.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
You gave it two bowls in a spoon, so you
really didn't need.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's the middle of the road, you know.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
In my defense, I said two bowls one spoon because
it sounds like two girls one cup.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
We don't need to think about that on this podcast. Yeah,
there are small children listening, and they're going to try
and google that, don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
But see you saying that makes it worse. If they
were just listening, they'd be like, oh, there's two girls
and they're sharing cup of cereal. Cool. But now you
had to.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Do that, don't save yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm gonna go three bowls in a spoon. I like it.
It's sweet, it's chocolate, but.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Four bowls okay, I really really like this. The bag
is just such a weird thing, though, Like I'm not.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But what do we do with it?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Now?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Roll it down and tape it? I mean, you know,
it just seems like put a chip clip on it.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
If you're listening internationally, can you show us how you
store the bags.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
They probably pour them into those clear storage containers, which
I hate.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You know what you do.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
I think it's the stickers PI sticker.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I mean it is men, Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
It's in the perfect place for you to roll down
the bag.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's not. I'm telling you it's not. That sticker is
there because they had to put nutritional facts on in
Polish because it's not.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Have you traveled internationally, have you been in an international hall?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Listen to me. I understand. I understand that it's good
for that. I'll give you that, but that's not its intention.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It is its intention. I got to go because I said.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
So, I want to know why they're advertising that there's
no palm oil. What's bad about palm.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oil in other countries? That must be a thing. Like
here they don't like high fructose corn syrup, so when
other countries palm oil must be. I know, palm oil
is not good for you. That should have been out
of there years ago. So it's good to know.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Weren't they making cars that ran on oil like they
were trying?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
They tried. Yeah, I mean it's obviously not very successful.
These cars they used to go to restaurants and stuff
and clear out the grease traps and take all the
used oil. And there are guys that built engines that
ran on used cooking oil. Well, and I guess that
didn't work out the way, not very well.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
You can find the cereal on Facebook at Forward Slash, Cereal, Nestle, Romania.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh so this is okay, So this particul the bag
is from Romania. Very good, see it? Well, thank you.
Romo shirt is on the way, And if you would
like a serial killer shirt, they're very fashionable. Just get
in touch with us via DM and we'll give you
the address. Send us a cereal. If we eat it
on the show, we'll send you a shirt. All right, cool.
I think that was a very nice episode eighty one.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well what did you think about the cereals.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Jack, I thought that they were fine.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah, my favorite was the lion one okay, then the
frosted flake knockoff, then that brand cardboard okay.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Very good.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Again you liked because you gave it two bowls in
the spoon.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
See again though. See, if we weren't so addicted to
sugary cereals, just a plain old brand flake would be delicious.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I didn't find the brand flake to be offensive.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And I also think we should have started off with
it again because it wasn't that sweet.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
You Now there's Soggi flakes perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
What are you try about the Saggi flakes?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Get it's better now, yep, because it has permeated the
milk and now the milk has a little bit of
sweetness to it.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
It is great.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
See that you want to bump it up?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeamp it up to what?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Three balls? All right?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Three balls on brand flakes? All right? Thank you for
listening to Serial Killers. It's been episode eighty one, Jackie.
Thank you so so much for coming in today.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Honor to have so please follow us on all social
platforms Serial Killers PC and like and subscribe to us
on stuff. Yes, millennial tell them are also hold on?
Are you also a millennial? Are you just on the cusp?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
I am also a millennial. Odd, but I'm actually a
real millennial.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
And I'm also here to set the record straight. You
talking about Garden State on the podcast Millions of Years Ago?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah wrong.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Came out in the early two thousands. All that music
from the early two thousands. It's alternative rock.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I know it was in the early two thousands, you said,
in the late nineties. Wait, can you play one of
the songs played? Just a random at NINETYES song? I
bet you Jackie gets it.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Okay, but you can't look at the screen, curmudgeon jumped out.
How about this one?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
What? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Wow, you knew that.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Because they played on ninety two three.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, well, nobody knows it all. Ninety two three is
because this is all over the place.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Oh, it's an alt Rocks station here in New York City.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
How about this one? Don't look, don't little obscure.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
This is.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Glorified. No, it's pearl jam, glorified G. Pearl Jam, glorified G.
So sorry, so sorry, okay, okay, let me do one
more and then we must wrap this up. Hang on
a second, you're ready for this one? Stop looking. I
know you all try to cheat.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
No one's trying to cheat on your lame game.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
It's not a lame game. And I'll tell you what.
I'll give you one hundred dollars cash if you get
this one.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Ikay on everything that is holy.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
And I'll tell you what movie this was from? Angus.
You remember the movie Angus in the late nineties football
movie mid to late nineties. It was about a dorky kid.
You're looking. I saw you.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
I'm looking over there at that boat.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, I'll tell you right now that it's green it.
That's a ship, dear, that's a ship ship. Okay, you're ready.
Here we go, classic Green Day. No, the song is
not named thing, it's it's called damn It. Oh, here
(22:12):
we go once again. There's Amy interrupting the podcast. Him, Amy, Hello, Amy, and.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
And my sister is here.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Am.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I keep trying to prove I keep trying to prove
to them that they are the millennials with the phones,
and then you keep calling me.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
He keeps us turn our phones over.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
It's only because I love you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Is this important to Amy? Yes, I have a ut
I oh it was probably from the cereal because it
wasn't from me. Well I think that's important. That's breaking news.
That is breaking news. Yeah, I'm in pain to work,
all right, Go take some azoh and drink some cranberry
juice and what is it?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
But that's only said if you're trying to prevent it,
why don't you have it?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Break news?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Is I need you to stop?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
At CBS to get my medicine for me, please on
your way home, because they didn't have it ready for
me on my.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Way to work. Okay, the pharmacist side eye, okay, please,
all right, very good. I'll pick it up for you.
And there must be some cereal that will cure your ailment.
I'll take a look at the supermarket for you as well.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So let me call you on this morning, morning.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Morning sum at fourteen dollars a box, call you on
the way home, Love you bye, love you buy bye
bye Amy. She does this every time.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Wow Millennial on their phone.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Anyway. That song was j. A. R. Jar Yes from
the movie Angus in the mid nineties.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Cool.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
My husband would know this.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I would not have it one more, one more, and
I'll make it a little bit more mainstream for you.
So exciting, okay, and just remember while the music is playing, people,
people really can't hear you, so just kind of have
to wait until it's like or talk really loud. Ready
here we go, very good.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
What's that, Adam, isn't this the one that's like you're
all right, You're all there, all like that.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
They're all like no, that was now is one of
the O g Also, I'd like my hundred dollars you
never said for which.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Song and it's no plus an atom song. They spill
apple juice. Yeah I know, and just like the p
and on my carpet from your dog Luna. All right, listen,
we gotta go, Thank you for listening, enjoy your weekend,
and we'll see you on Monday. Until then, say crunch
everybody crush.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh I didn't tell people how to subscribe.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh quick, do it?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh yeah, just go to wherever the podcasts are being
listen to podcast subscribe there you go.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Wait, you're listening right now, So wherever you are, just
hit subscribe. Thanks bye.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, like like the podcast, leave a review, it's always fun.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah cool, okay, take care bye. Thanks
Hello here, come on, come on, Andrew and fam No.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You need to bring the chair.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Jack No, you don't want to stand Come on now,
there's so many commercial copy pieces.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Your whole family knows nothing about radio, like all of you.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Why would she know anything about podcasting or radio?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Can you turn your phone upside down? Please? No, absolutely,
we have a rule you too, turn your phone upside down, Jockie.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Well, this is my sister Jackie.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hey everyone, welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode eighty one.
Stop making so much noise with that thing.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Listen, listen, I'm explaining to my sister how to make
this work.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Big Killer.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Trew What's gonna be?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Will tell you what's Sai Radel, the like sa Big
your kill, It's their life, Rick doo Win, everything from
Jackson Vanilla to Chrispy.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Okay, now it can begin.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Great. I explained to my sister how the microphone works.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
I was told I need to project my voice.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yes, you know, just like Andrew taught you. It's like, oh,
but that that is wrong, okay.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Wow, incorrect, inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That is foul.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
This is Serial Killers, the podcast where we talk about
cereal and we eat it. So you might not have
to if it sucks and we think inside the box. Here,
I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew and Jackie is along for
the ride today for episode eighty one. It's Friday. I
hope you had a great week.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, it's actually a Friday when we're recording this, so
this is appropriate.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, Well then did you have a great week? Andrew?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I have had a good week.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Jackie, how was your week?
Speaker 6 (01:33):
My dog turned one, so it was a fantastic.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Saw that Luna. Oh, by the way, do you know
that Luna pede in in my bedroom?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I heard about that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, she was just leaving.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
You at Presence.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I know. Well, you know, we're actually about to rip
the carpet up pretty soon, so there's gonna be a
giant stain on the hardwood floor. I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sorry, that's great, Not really all right?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So do you want to eat Cereal? Do you want
to play TV? Themes? I mean, what do you want
to do?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I see Cereal?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, let's start with cereal. Jackie, you're the guest. So
would you like classic or new to start? You want
to start with New New? Okay, we're gonna start with new.
This is a brand new variety of honey bunches of oats.
It's a post cereal. What's the matter, It's just there's
no I promise you one thing, there's no fruit in it.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well I'm happy about that, but it's like almost eating
a special K after a while.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There's only so many varieties of special K.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh, contrere move frere? Is that how you say it?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Are you French?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah? It used to be in those Oh you don't remember.
There were commercials in the eighties for these little mancheery
candies and then the commercial the kid would go, oh,
contree frere or something like that. You don't remember that?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Really cool?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It was a commercial for these little candy rectangles cubes?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Was I born in the eighties?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
All right? So I'm gonna go down to the cereal
sacke and the thing that's not like special K or
anything like that. You think of special K honey bunches
of oats. It's kind of like a healthier type cereal,
but not really. But this one, this totally goes off
the board. And I'll show you why in a second.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Off the.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
And what's your favorite cereal?
Speaker 7 (02:58):
I really liked the coconuts also honey nut checks.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Also regular checks.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
There's no such thing as regular checks.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, here we go, rice check.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
There you go, my dear. All right, so, oh he calls.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You a deer.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Whenever he does that, that's his like passive aggressive way
of being like, oh, it's a rice checks deer.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So it's post honey bunches of oats. This just came out.
You're ready for this, Andrew and Jackie. Yes, frostst So
basically what you have here is frosted flakes with clusters. Okay,
it could be good.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, I'm not gonna say no. You know what it's
gonna taste?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
What's it gonna taste like?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It was in my head?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Like a sugary snack thing.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Oh you like muddy buddies?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yes, that's it, but without the mud just buddies.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, Well I do need to shake it, so stand by.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Andrew, lad.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What but isn't that the one you wanted?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I keep telling you the Haarlem shake? Oh at Bower
really good?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Sorry? Oh thanks, Brodie, I appreciate that that.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's a good jingle.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right, So we shook it up. It's brand new,
frosted and fun tastic lots of penguins on the back.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I could figure it out.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You want to do the puzzle?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Can we eat first?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Pull us into the puzzle?
Speaker 6 (04:24):
One hundred and sixty calories a cup.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Scotty doesn't look at calories.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, but I will look at the ingredients corn, sugar,
whole grain rolled. Oh it's whole grain. Weaed blah blah blah,
All right, fine, okay, h.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
This whole time, I thought when you guys were like
shaking it and like opening it, I really thought this
was all just like bake.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
No, there's nothing like really taking your time.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, shake open the box properly, open the bag properly.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Sorry, I keep you to speaking to the phone.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That's okay. I'll boost your volume in post production. Oh wait, sorry, you're.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Hot mess express. You're doing too much, too too much.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
That's sweaty.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, down to the cereal fridge.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Doesn't he go like five thousand MILLI milk.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It's like he took like Guida's.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah, it's still personally attack.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Left over from you are Aguita. I'm a Guida left
over from the last episode. It's the key, and thank
you so much. Producer Sam. Thank you, thank you, producer
Sam for getting us the Guida's milk. Do you know
that she brought us a gallon of milk last week
and it exploded in her backpack?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And by last week?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
He means it was this week, but we're actually pretending
it's next week.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You're confusing me, dude. Here we go. Wait, thank you,
honey bunches of oats frosted. You're ready? One, two, three?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
You think.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Very sweet? It's fine, It's fine. I don't think i've
ever heard that description.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Fine.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
Okay, in the honest with you, wouldn't buy it. Tastes
like every thing else out there. This is just frosted flakes.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Crunch here.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm gonna be honest with you as well.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's a good cereal.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I actually like it.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'm gonna give this three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I think the.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Nuts help with the flavor.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
That's always help with flavor.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And I'm gonna lie I hate it. I actually really
like it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
The honey bunch of part makes it nice.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yes, the honey bunches of oats and the frosted flakes
are delicious, So I am going to give it four balls.
I like it four balls.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I'm going to give it three balls because I'm not impressed.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Oh, Jackie knows the rating scale because Jackie listens to
the show.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I know Jackie's a big listener.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So every day we post a podcast episode a week.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Here's the thing. So you were born in the late
eighties eighty seven, Andrew was born in the early nineties.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Sety one.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So I feel like both of you should really know
this TV theme song.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, come on, Ohana?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What this day? Oh here? You ready listen? Read the
newspaper page. It's a newspaper of the brand.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Is he even?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
We already did our family Family Matters?
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Yeah, don't happy me. I said it first.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You watched her lips. I saw you. I did. Hold on,
here comes the hook.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Catch.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
They took way too long to get to that part.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
It's the build up.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Why are you playing family Matters with Family Matters one?
With the old guy that there was erkle and there
was erkle? Oh cereal from Ralston back in the late
eighties early nineties. You don't remember Kolos.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Why would I remember?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
No one remembers.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yes they do, he does because he probably bought them.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh wait, full house. Wow, yeah, very good. Yeah, well
then we don't have to let it go?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Do I know? I could think it. I could think it.
What am I happen to this?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Since he predictability, we need a milkman. And they're talking
about newspapers again. All these series from the late eighties
early nineties really loved their newspapers.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Are you going to break out a newspaper serial?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I actually think there was a serial called Newsies or
something like that. I think there was there used to
be actually a serial called Sunday Funnies, no joke. I
think there was also Ralston And there were comics on
the entire box Dennis the Menace Family Circuit all that.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
No, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You like the comics. I show you the comics between
the lines and that other one. Yeah, every every day.
And you giggle at the one panels. Yeah, once it
gets to multiple panels, it's too much for you to
read four panels? What were we doing? Oh? Cereal? Okay,
so I'm going to go down and grab the classic. Okay,
this one's been around for quite some time.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
But here's a question. Why did you play those two
theme songs?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Because I just figured to your sister's a little bit
older than you, sophisticated. I mean, you know, you you
only knew full House because there's Fuller House and because
it's on Nick at Night and all that stuff. You
wouldn't have known it otherwise.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Because of Nick at Night they used to play it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay, listen, I'm.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
Actually Andrew does remember Full House because when original run,
Original run run. Okay, there was an episode where Michelle
her foot gets big and it's a dream sequence and
her foot enlarges and it like takes up the whole
house and it's scared Baby.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Andrew so much. He ran out of the room screaming.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I could picture Baby Andrew and his diaper with poop
running down his leg. Oh god, Oh, that's so funny.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I actually remember that. And I really was so scared
of Michelle's point yep.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
And I was a big fan of Ashley Olsen. I
was on the countdown clock from when she turned eighteen.
Remember that.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
That's creepy.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, it was a long time ago. I was younger,
way younger.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I was thirty at the time. Wait do you think
she's the same.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, by the way, my daughter's name is Ashley. What
that's even Okay, I'm gonna go down to the cereals sick.
This is from Poe, but this could also be any
brand USA, because almost every brand of cereal makes this.
What are your what's your face for?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's my face. I can't really you.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Did the eyebrow wins, like, okay, I was just gonna
have an eyebrow wins.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, I didn't know I had an eyebrow wind.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
So again, CW. Post invented this way back in the
day in the sanitarium, trying to get people well, fighting
with mister Kellogg all that kind of good stuff. You
like the version of this with dried grapes, So this
is ew grape. Oh wait, it's a raisin all right.
So anyway, it's just plain old brand flakes from Post.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
I picked the best day to come here.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, but strawberries are their mascots. I've noticed that lots
of cereals have strawberries as the mascot.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
A lot of cereals keep chusing them.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
This doesn't really need a Scotty shake, but I'm going.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
To I wouldn't actually consider that strawberry a mascot. That's
just a strawberry.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Obviously, Obviously you're not such a good listener.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
He thought on the box of cheerios because it has
strawberries in the cereal. He's like, oh, those are the mascots,
ask God of Cheerios, is strawberry?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You always thought that was to listen?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That's okay. I know you've got to binge this weekend,
all right.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I know I am all weekend, all the cereal all
the time.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's right, all cereal all the time. This is serial killers.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, a little intense.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Wow gets this one's lucky. There's a giant flake in there,
little giant flake. Okay, you should bring it with you
and show to your friends. Now it's we.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
I wonder if it'll win a Guinness Book of World
Largest Flake.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I bet you there is one we should investigate. Oh
stop it, there you go, thank you? Are you ready?
Here we go? Just plain old brand flakes one, two, three.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I can't really know.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It just tastes like raisin bran, and I didn't get
a raisin. That's what it tastes like.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
I don't wind up.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's okay, actually playing all post brand flakes three bowls
in a spoon.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Honestly, it's like the color and consistency of cardboard and milk.
It also tastes like cardboard. Your cardboard has that smell.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Her nose picks up like mind does.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The entire Andrew family starts their sentences with honestly or
to tell you the truth.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Listen, honestly, we aren't liars. Yeah, honestly, and to be
honest with you.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It's a little bit insulting.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Wait, but so that means that you're lying every time
you don't say that? Is that correct?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Honestly?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
No? All right, you know what we're done with that.
Let's take a trip cereal killer.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
We didn't rate the cereal?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
All, go ahead?
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Two bowls, one spoon.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, Jackie Andrew, I give it three bowls. It's not bad.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, okay for cardboard? And do you eat cardboard regularly?
To give it two bowls in a.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Spoon, I'm rand a lot of boxes?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What the lot there?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Look on the back of the recipe for cinnamon apple
sauce bread. I would totally eat that.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
O make you some next time.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That sounds delicious. Good fiber for digestive health and whole
grains for your healthy lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Imagine how miserable your life must be though, Like every
day you're like wake up box a brand flakes.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I bet Wilford Brimley eats that daily. Well yeah, because
he is diabetes, he sure does.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
I want to say, No, who's knew. Whose life is
even sadder is the person w has to write cereal
box copy. They have to sit there eating the cereal
thinking of things to write about it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I would love to do that. Oh wait, who, I'm WILVERD.
Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years. I'm
sorry each your brand flakes? All right, so listen, I
played the international jingle quite a while ago, full minute ago. Okay,
so our buddy Romo, al right, Romo?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Who's Romo?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Oh my god, there's a flake in my throat. So
a very good listener of ours, Romo on Twitter, reached
out and said, listen, man, there's this Polish market by
my house that I passed by all the time, and
they got some crazy cereals in there, and I'm going
to get them and I'm going to send them to you.
So we're going international to Poland.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Now oh that's actually Russian. Oh p yeah, very good.
Does that mean hello, We'll make it?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Okay, it makes sense all right, Perugi.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
So overseas in a lot of European countries and just
pretty much everywhere but the United States. Nesley is a
huge cereal maker, and they have all these fantastic cereal brands.
And so I've seen this as a candy bar. What what?
Andrew what? They don't have Sinnabon candy bar?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Got a kinderbar?
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Go ahead, No, I was gonna say, is it crunch
Nestley crunch bar? I love Nesley crunch bars.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It is not. They actually had Nestli Crunch Cereal here
not terribly long ago, did not last very long. But anyway,
let me go about it. Down to the international cereal sack.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
It's the same sack.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
They don't really do boxes in a lot of other countries.
They do bags. So this is Lion Cereal. Okay, No,
Lion is an international candy bar. They have it in
the UK, they have it. What this is? It's cereal?
What are you talking about, Jackie? What do you think
of the bag?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
It's tiny?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You have this smell bag, that's what they say. So,
see that's the candy bar. You've probably seen the candy
bar in like international supermarkets or if you travel, you've
seen this candy bar?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
What I have not?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay, very good? Well, this one lion h pour mal
or caramel, depending on how you like to say it,
and chocolate. They look like dog bones and kibble. The
lion looks very very angry, like he wants to kill
you for eating his cereal.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Get out of my face.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And it looks like the part of the complete breakfast.
In other countries is cereal and milk and an apple.
Here it's toast and milk and orange juice.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
That do you think that other people don't like cereal
like in one piece? Because why else would you have
cereal in a bat without a protective box around it?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Because they don't like waste In other countries the United States,
I just love throwing things in the trash, so they
compact packaging as much as they can. I can't read anything.
I mean, it's a facty pent des I can't read
any of this. Look, and they show you where to
cut it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I would like to read.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Well, how about I pour it first and then you
can read them?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Okay, yeah, I'm not your child. By the way, I
was so dead of you.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
I'm glad you picked up on that too, because I
was like that's very aggressive.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I'm gonna you're just sticking up for your family.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
No, you even had a little hand thing like showing
us to cereal like stop sick, No, no, let dad
pour the cereal furst.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
This looks like a cross between pebble cereal and kibbles
and bits.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Wait, so are we eat? Is this dog food?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's not dog food.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
If you can't eat chocolate to dogs, well maybe it's
just like pretend chocolate.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
And you may not read the bag. It sounds like
it's going to be very crunchy because it poured into
the cup very hard.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
I smell it. Oh, I'm gonna like this.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Right can breakfast.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
It's got that like full chocolate smell full chocolate smell.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You go.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
This is fuckedy is being dispute, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'm not even sure if that's Polish. That might just
be from some other import country. I don't know. This
label here is probably what's the Polish part?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
You ready? Here we go? Serial Killers International. It's Lion
cereal from Nesley. I like it a lot. It has
that strange international taste. If that's these pieces are coated
with the flavoring. Once the flavoring is gone. They're just
kind of crunchy bits. I like the bland crunchy bits.
I think the milk is going to be wonderful. I
could just see it already.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Anything's better than those brand flakes.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
You gave it two bowls in a spoon, so you
really didn't need.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's the middle of the road, you know.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
In my defense, I said two bowls one spoon because
it sounds like two girls one cup.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
We don't need to think about that on this podcast. Yeah,
there are small children listening, and they're going to try
and google that, don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
But see you saying that makes it worse. If they
were just listening, they'd be like, oh, there's two girls
and they're sharing cup of cereal. Cool. But now you
had to.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Do that, don't save yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm gonna go three bowls in a spoon. I like it.
It's sweet, it's chocolate, but.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Four bowls okay, I really really like this. The bag
is just such a weird thing, though, Like I'm not.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But what do we do with it?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Now?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Roll it down and tape it? I mean, you know,
it just seems like put a chip clip on it.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
If you're listening internationally, can you show us how you
store the bags.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
They probably pour them into those clear storage containers, which
I hate.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You know what you do.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
I think it's the stickers PI sticker.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I mean it is men, Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
It's in the perfect place for you to roll down
the bag.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's not. I'm telling you it's not. That sticker is
there because they had to put nutritional facts on in
Polish because it's not.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Have you traveled internationally, have you been in an international hall?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Listen to me. I understand. I understand that it's good
for that. I'll give you that, but that's not its intention.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It is its intention. I got to go because I said.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
So, I want to know why they're advertising that there's
no palm oil. What's bad about palm.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Oil in other countries? That must be a thing. Like
here they don't like high fructose corn syrup, so when
other countries palm oil must be. I know, palm oil
is not good for you. That should have been out
of there years ago. So it's good to know.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Weren't they making cars that ran on oil like they
were trying?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
They tried. Yeah, I mean it's obviously not very successful.
These cars they used to go to restaurants and stuff
and clear out the grease traps and take all the
used oil. And there are guys that built engines that
ran on used cooking oil. Well, and I guess that
didn't work out the way, not very well.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
You can find the cereal on Facebook at Forward Slash, Cereal, Nestle, Romania.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh so this is okay, So this particul the bag
is from Romania. Very good, see it? Well, thank you.
Romo shirt is on the way, And if you would
like a serial killer shirt, they're very fashionable. Just get
in touch with us via DM and we'll give you
the address. Send us a cereal. If we eat it
on the show, we'll send you a shirt. All right, cool.
I think that was a very nice episode eighty one.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well what did you think about the cereals.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Jack, I thought that they were fine.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah, my favorite was the lion one okay, then the
frosted flake knockoff, then that brand cardboard okay.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Very good.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Again you liked because you gave it two bowls in
the spoon.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
See again though. See, if we weren't so addicted to
sugary cereals, just a plain old brand flake would be delicious.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I didn't find the brand flake to be offensive.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
And I also think we should have started off with
it again because it wasn't that sweet.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
You Now there's Soggi flakes perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
What are you try about the Saggi flakes?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Get it's better now, yep, because it has permeated the
milk and now the milk has a little bit of
sweetness to it.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
It is great.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
See that you want to bump it up?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeamp it up to what?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Three balls? All right?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Three balls on brand flakes? All right? Thank you for
listening to Serial Killers. It's been episode eighty one, Jackie.
Thank you so so much for coming in today.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Honor to have so please follow us on all social
platforms Serial Killers PC and like and subscribe to us
on stuff. Yes, millennial tell them are also hold on?
Are you also a millennial? Are you just on the cusp?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:17):
I am also a millennial. Odd, but I'm actually a
real millennial.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
And I'm also here to set the record straight. You
talking about Garden State on the podcast Millions of Years Ago?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah wrong.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Came out in the early two thousands. All that music
from the early two thousands. It's alternative rock.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I know it was in the early two thousands, you said,
in the late nineties. Wait, can you play one of
the songs played? Just a random at NINETYES song? I
bet you Jackie gets it.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Okay, but you can't look at the screen, curmudgeon jumped out.
How about this one?
Speaker 5 (20:51):
What? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Wow, you knew that.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Because they played on ninety two three.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, well, nobody knows it all. Ninety two three is
because this is all over the place.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Oh, it's an alt Rocks station here in New York City.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
How about this one? Don't look, don't little obscure.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
This is.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Glorified. No, it's pearl jam, glorified G. Pearl Jam, glorified G.
So sorry, so sorry, okay, okay, let me do one
more and then we must wrap this up. Hang on
a second, you're ready for this one? Stop looking. I
know you all try to cheat.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
No one's trying to cheat on your lame game.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
It's not a lame game. And I'll tell you what.
I'll give you one hundred dollars cash if you get
this one.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Ikay on everything that is holy.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
And I'll tell you what movie this was from? Angus.
You remember the movie Angus in the late nineties football
movie mid to late nineties. It was about a dorky kid.
You're looking. I saw you.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
I'm looking over there at that boat.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, I'll tell you right now that it's green it.
That's a ship, dear, that's a ship ship. Okay, you're ready.
Here we go, classic Green Day. No, the song is
not named thing, it's it's called damn It. Oh, here
(22:12):
we go once again. There's Amy interrupting the podcast. Him, Amy, Hello, Amy, and.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
And my sister is here.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Am.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I keep trying to prove I keep trying to prove
to them that they are the millennials with the phones,
and then you keep calling me.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
He keeps us turn our phones over.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
It's only because I love you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Is this important to Amy? Yes, I have a ut
I oh it was probably from the cereal because it
wasn't from me. Well I think that's important. That's breaking news.
That is breaking news. Yeah, I'm in pain to work,
all right, Go take some azoh and drink some cranberry
juice and what is it?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
But that's only said if you're trying to prevent it,
why don't you have it?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Break news?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Is I need you to stop?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
At CBS to get my medicine for me, please on
your way home, because they didn't have it ready for
me on my.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Way to work. Okay, the pharmacist side eye, okay, please,
all right, very good. I'll pick it up for you.
And there must be some cereal that will cure your ailment.
I'll take a look at the supermarket for you as well.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So let me call you on this morning, morning.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Morning sum at fourteen dollars a box, call you on
the way home, Love you bye, love you buy bye
bye Amy. She does this every time.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Wow Millennial on their phone.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Anyway. That song was j. A. R. Jar Yes from
the movie Angus in the mid nineties.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Cool.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
My husband would know this.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I would not have it one more, one more, and
I'll make it a little bit more mainstream for you.
So exciting, okay, and just remember while the music is playing, people,
people really can't hear you, so just kind of have
to wait until it's like or talk really loud. Ready
here we go, very good.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
What's that, Adam, isn't this the one that's like you're
all right, You're all there, all like that.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
They're all like no, that was now is one of
the O g Also, I'd like my hundred dollars you
never said for which.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Song and it's no plus an atom song. They spill
apple juice. Yeah I know, and just like the p
and on my carpet from your dog Luna. All right, listen,
we gotta go, Thank you for listening, enjoy your weekend,
and we'll see you on Monday. Until then, say crunch
everybody crush.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh I didn't tell people how to subscribe.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh quick, do it?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh yeah, just go to wherever the podcasts are being
listen to podcast subscribe there you go.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Wait, you're listening right now, So wherever you are, just
hit subscribe. Thanks bye.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, like like the podcast, leave a review, it's always fun.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah cool, okay, take care bye. Thanks
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