January 29, 2020 • 23 mins
Hilarious…Andrew doesn’t know what a Cling Peach is! Oh, you don’t either? Scotty will clue you in when we try Peach Cheerios. Plus a new Special K and a giant brick of shredded wheat. Diamond and Andrew will bother Scotty the whole time. Good times!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I'm here just waiting for Andrew. Diamond and Andrew are
just singing songs I've never heard of in the background
because I'm old, so I don't know these songs from
you know, twenty teens. Yeah, this is episode seventy eight
of Serial Killers. And Andrew is just guys, guys, this
(00:22):
is serious. This is serious. Stop singing, cut it out.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I guess what's gonna be? Well, tell you what's their
Redelan there life Rick doin everything from checkson Banila to Chrispy.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
A Done.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I was promised by Diamond that she would just sit
there and be quiet.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, I was listening to a song with Diamond, breaking
dishes by Rihanna. It's a gem if you haven't heard
it already. But Scott decided to start the episode like
a turd.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Wait, where year is that song from? What year is
that song? Like?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Two thousand and five?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay Rihanna? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It was from Good Girl Gone Bad, Rihanna's best album. Eh,
that's debatable. Anti was a good album.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So how was your weekend? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It was, Oh, we're pretending it's Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We're not pretending anything. Today is Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, you could do that all you want. I tore
the office in our house apart the whole weekend. I
ripped out all the cabinets, and I'm just about ready
to rip the carpeting up because we're turning it into
a guest bedroom.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, night, so you can spend the night and watch
my children. Thank you very much? What all right?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That got grim really fast?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Anyway? Welcome with Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh okay, go ahead, and you're like, what I like
that you plan ahead of what your weekend is going
to be.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Like, no, that's what I did this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Something tells me I'm going to be texting Amy throughout
the weekend. It's actually going on.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's fine. Welcome. This is Serial Killers. It's the serial
podcast where we talk about cereal. It is Andrew and
I are just two guys that well, actually there's one
guy that's me that likes cereal. Andrew just comes in
and eats it and is like, yeah, it's just fine
and then doesn't remember that we ate it and said,
oh wait did we do that one? And I'm like, yeah, dude,
like two weeks ago, Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Were you always a turd? Or was it something that
like was you know you grew into.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's the second time you said turd in this podcast,
and I just not, Well, I see.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You and I just see a big steaming pile of
turd today.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well, you guys are ganging up against me.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Turtie B.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We can we start?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What are we starting?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Can we? Can we taste?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You're the one who started, when you started the podcast
and then decided to get all defensive and be like
I wanted to start.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Look again, people don't like when we argue with each other,
so let's just get to eating cereal.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I think. Okay, people do like when we argue with
each other. Which defensive or new?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Andrew, what would you like to start with?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'll go with new.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You want to go with new, I'll go with you?
All right? This new cereal courtesy of our secret squirrel, Joel.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Shod for your friend Joel.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He texts me every time they get a new cereal
and sometimes it's a hit, and sometimes it's been out
for a while and I'm like, dude, had that three
weeks ago. So this one actually we have. Well here's
the thing with this one. It originally came out in
twenty thirteen as a limited edition. Okay, it went away
came back again because I remember trying it like a
year or two ago. Off the shelves again. Now it's back,
(03:27):
okay for twenty twenty. It's Kellogg's and it's a K
Brother special K. It is a special K. He's turned
your phone upside down. It is really distracting me, Like
you probably tell all your millennial friends.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
My millennial friends, yes, text.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Me while I'm recording. No Scott can get mad.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't. Why does your phone not have to be
turned upside down.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Because nobody's calling me or texted? I have no friends.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Last time I checked. The only times you've ever had
phone calls on this podcast are when you someone calls you.
You're the interruption.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, special limited edition from Kellogg's. It's specials Okay, and
here it is. It's going to be one of your favorites.
I'm Scotty shaking it before you.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Even come, is it.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's chocolatey strawberry, So that means there are chocolatey chunks
and your favorite.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What and dry strawberry?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You love strawberry.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I don't I tell you I'm allergic to them every time.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You're not allergic to them? Stop looking at her. Listen,
I'm gonna start this all over again. I don't like
the direction this podcast is going. You're being mean to me.
You guys are ganging up paranoid. It's my favorite thing. Oh.
By the way, I hear that we are getting a
Scotty Shake jingle coming.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Soon another Scott. Wait, is it going to be the
one that I've requested?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I believe it is the one you requested.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's a bad time. Tambourine by Eve is one of
my favorite songs of all time.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Here's the problem. There's no I don't I don't see
any chocolate. Oh, okay, there's one chunk.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I'm happy. Here's what I will say. I am happy
that they decided to make actual chocolate chunks versus making
the flake chocolate.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
They've always had chocolate chunks. If you look at the
chocolatey Delight that we did a long time ago, there
were chocolate chunks.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Okay, thanks Scott, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
How come you don't remember your children? Do? Seriously?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Do you enjoy making me feel like an idiot?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, I don't want to make you feel like an idiot.
I just want you to remember things.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Uh huh, huh. How do you not remember that we
did cereals because I'm literally looking at a mountain of cereals. Okay,
but you know what, if you tell me, hey, is
that when there, I'll say, yep, we did it. Well,
that's good for your up and down the stair. How
does that work for your again? How does this work
for your mortgage payments? How has this helped you with
a car? How has this.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Helped you with anything in the actual real world? Because
we were just featured in podcast magazine.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We were, and big, big thank you to podcast Magazine.
Actually that was and.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You can subscribe for free I think for a little while. Yes,
podcast Magazine Dot Commerce.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We were voted in the under the radar category. That's right,
which means that maybe twenty twenty is our year.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It could be ready all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Did you just wink at me weirdly?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
How sorry? You shouldn't sit so close to the serial
fridge diamond?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Did you just add cereal to things?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yes, I'm like Batman. I just add cereal to things.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That would be your superhero though. Are you ready for
your cereal spoon?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
That actually applies, though, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You're welcome. I'm looking forward to this because I'm a
big fan of both Chocolate Delight Special K and RedBerry
Special King, so this is them combind Yeah uhh come on, dude,
huh huh? That the fake, the fake choking and coughing.
Come over it. It's not funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, Yeah, the seltry strawberry can go. I'm not a
fan of it. I think it's disgusting. The fizzies, the
strawberry fizzies.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Are you sure it doesn't taste like chopped meat? You know,
because it's like one of your things too.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So when you try and come for me, it doesn't
work as well. So you should really just a cut out,
you know that, sass. What I am saying is the
strawberry has this ugh, like a sizzly taste to it.
I don't don't like dehydrated things.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Four bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's a little excessive, it is. I'm going to give
this two bowls in a spoon. Okay, not my favorite.
I find the strawberry to be very distracting, and the
chocolate chunk isn't big enough.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
How is it distracting? That's what the cereal is all about.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
This chocolate chunk couldn't get any bigger. It's about an
inch and a half long. Look at it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Give me fake strawberry in like a circle puff thing
instead of an actual dehydrated strawberry any day.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Why would you want an artificial strawberry?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, I mean half the cereal where he has artificial
flavors anyway, No, I just always do that, Andrew you do.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So when you did Lucky Charms with Marshalls, okay, well
I mean please, oh sorry, Lucky Charms with cocoa puffs?
Was that one?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Is? There's real cocoa in there?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What ingredient of sugar in this whole grain?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Wheat? Rice? Sugar? So it's third and then chocolate e chunks.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The chunks could have been bigger.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You know that anytime that product says chocolatey, there's not
enough actual chocolate in it to be just called chocolate,
so they have to call it chocolate e because it
tastes like chocolate.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What happened to you saying I don't serve you artificial
things just chocolate.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's not artificial. It's just not enough cholate in it
to be chocolate.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Learned about life, idiot?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's right? Shall we move on.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Sure, I'm not a big fan of this one.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, So you want to go what I said? Two
bowls in a spoon? No? No, no, I mean you
want classic? Now?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well, I mean what else you do?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh? Classic? Okay? So this cereal has been around since
the nineteen teens, this cereal? Yes, well, how else would
you say it? In the nineteen tens? Okay? So would
you say the twenty tens?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh? All right, well whatever, So this cereal is about
one hundred years old. This box probably is too, because
nobody eats this crap. It's from it's from posts. So
our buddy C. W. Post created this cereal back in
his sanitarium when he was fighting with the Kellogg company.
All right, I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack
for the classic box.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
That's what they used to call diamond in high school.
By the way, what classic box?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Diamond? Do you have something to say about that? I
don't pain.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Whole grain, big biscuit, shredded wheat, simple goodness, it's just
giant hunks of shredded wheat. It's not even many. I'm
very scared of This box is really big.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Can you drop it? On the counter for a sound effect.
It's not heavy, it's just big. No, it's not heavy.
It looks like it is quite big.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And now, just so you know, in this entire box,
there's only eighteen pieces of shredded wheat.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's how big they are. No, this is a giant,
one pound box.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The box is very scary.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's a pretty box.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's so big and wise.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wow, and oh it's wrapped in paper. This is kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What do you mean wrapped in paper?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Look at that? All right? This is just weird.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh, so you know what it is. It's like weed,
a big that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But it's different consistency. This is shredded wheat. That is
not shredded wheat. That's just like, oh, wafers or something.
I don't know, it's biscuits. Yes, you can.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Happens with your morning tea.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What does the queen thinks? And so all the queen
stuff happened.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh I think Megan mak that wants.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh but I don't know what to do with this,
to be quite honest, I see, hold on, I'm gonna
I'm gonna dump one in your cup.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What that's obnoxious? That's so obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't even know what you're supposed to do with that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So this is basically take up frosted miniwheat, get rid
of the frosting, and also.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And multiply it by one hundred and field.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Literally, honey, I like shrunk the kids, but like the
opposite and large it. And that's what this is.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
If this is just I don't even know. I don't
even know what would one do with this? Who eats this?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And it's not just Post. There's other brands that make
there's plenty of brands that make shredded wheat.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
But who goes into eating cereal? Like, hey, you know
what I love just that one thing.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'm gonna pour milk right down the center. How about that?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's so odd?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, this is probably one cereal that you're supposed to
add things to, but we don't do that on this.
Hold on, what do you do? You eat it with
a spoon, with a fork.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'm just gonna eat it with my hands, all right,
look at this diamond.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Nobody heard you say that. Okay, so let's see. Oh
you said I'm so cute. That's thank you. Here we go, right.
It tastes like my grandma.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
What I mean, it just.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Reminds me of my grandma.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's like popcorn without anything on.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It is less than that.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I dries out your mouth quite quickly.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, literally eating a bird nest. Your lips are filled
with shredded weed. You look like you know when they
go to the Chinese place and they give you like
the bird nest. Yes, that's what this is.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I give this a bowl and a spoon. Your lips
are out of control right now?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Can I take a picture of you?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
With my millennial phone, which is just a phone. I'm
eating it, but it's not good.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't love it. Oh my god. There are shards
of shreaded wheat all in the keyboard.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But who's the person that goes into eating breakfast? Right?
And it's like, you know what I need?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
This is an on the go biscuit CW post. He's
a man.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Well again, I guess I need to be thinking back
to the nineteen tens. Yes, what were they doing? Gotta
go to the factory get my breakfast on the go?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I don't know, I just I still always think when
I think of the early nineteen hundreds, I just think
of them wearing the bathing suits down to their ankles.
You know, those big long bathing suits.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know that they had four seasons back then, No,
I know that, But they weren't wearing bikinis in the
nineteen ten They wearing these long bloomer bathing suits. Yeah,
imagine how hot it must have been at the beach.
Oh No, just like in general with no air conditioning,
and everybody wore suits all.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
The time, and everything was in black and white back then?
What right the world didn't have any color? Right? What
is that true? What I thought that everything was? When
did color start? What year? What?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
My brain actually like combusts when you speak like it
actually hurts?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Why would happen?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Cause you're a moron.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Obviously, I'm just kidding. And with that I give you
this Serial killers. Oh why did you have to interrupt
the jinga with thinking? How bad everyone smelled?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
How?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Why do people smell bed? They have no deodorant?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Clearly they didn't have any deodorant. Why were they not
have any deal it?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
What do you mean? Clearly? Have you sniffed a guy
from nineteen fifteen? I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, I mean they're all in the retirement home now,
so there's still people alive from the nineteen ten.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
A guy that was in a bathing suit on the
beach in nineteen fifteen is dead right now. If he
was able to wear a big long bloomer bathing suit
at nineteen fifteen, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Deodorant, I feel like, is an invention like the deodorant
that we use now.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Then they were like rocks under their arms. I mean
they sold her something like.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Herbs and stuff. But I'm talking like the actual deodorant
that works anti perspriant locking technology.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Did you know that people didn't realize that their arms
smell until nineteen sixty That was a thing.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
What are you talking about? Who said that? You? I
did not just say that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Hey, we did the bonus box sting on an hour ago?
Can we go an hour? What are you looking up?
What are you looking up? When the deodorant inventor? Yes,
I'm sure it was in the eighteen hundreds. I bet
it was in the late.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Eighteen nineteen forty one. Have a good day, you ate
all right?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Is this my not something? Coffee?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
All right? So this bonus box, now, this.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Is remember when I was right about the odorant? This
Cereal diamond do you remember when I was right about
the odorant?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
They can't hear her?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
She said no, no, she said yes.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
So this cereal was released. Please look behind you, Look
behind you, just look behind you. So this cereal was
released in twenty eighteen as a limited edition, and we
weren't doing this podcast back then. So I was like, eh,
I mean, it's probably okay, but I can't. He's just
staring at us. I don't, I can't. Might train of
(14:38):
thought is gone. Okay, he's no, he's still there. He's
still there. Still there.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You guys start a new podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, this is actually the pizza eating Podcast.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh great? Do you have any slices?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No? Not today?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
We ate them all whole grain wheat bht can you eat?
This is just wheating it. That's all. It's in here
and have wheat?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh sorry, Well invite you back.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Soon to listen to the pizza Podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's kind in the next room, slice for live. Yeah
all right. So anyway, this was a limited edition came
out in twenty eighteen, and I excuse me, this is
a cereal that I definitely would have liked. And I remember,
come on, man, I remember when it came out and
I wanted to try it, but I just never got
around to it, and then it vanished from shelves. And
then one of our listeners, I think it was Daisy,
she sent me a picture of another form of this
(15:24):
cereal and I saw it in the frame. I'm like, oh,
I know exactly you're talking about. Say it, don't say it,
don't say because I'm gonna give you a hint. You ready,
Here's hint number one? Okay, so you know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I know the song, I just don't know what it's
called or who it's by.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But what he just say? Whoa, Okay, stop it? Oh yeah,
that's Tar's Enboy by Baltimore. Anyway, So he said, oh,
there's your first hint. Now here's your second hint.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Into the country, Gonna eat a lot of peaches. Yes,
you know that song?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Okay? So I wait it for me forty two thousand
times and peaches.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
So what do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I already knew what it was. What peaches? Cheerios?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Peach cheerios?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Okay, cool, yeah, cheerios. I'm so excited for me too.
I actually am excited for this one. I'm cautiously optimistic.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
However, I'm gonna go back to an earlier episode when
I mentioned these and I thought you went.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Ew I probably did. Yeah, But now I've had so
many Cereals that I can say like, oh, this is
an interesting flavor.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I mean, you really can't get this anymore. This is
now found on like the bargain shelf and the clearance
racks because it's done. Limited edition is over.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do you know my sister really wants more than anything
that toasted coconut cheerios all the time. That's like her
number one cereal has she had it? Yeah, because when
she came in to visit one, Oh, you sold the
box and to get home. Yeah, I gave it to
one of my friends and not her, and she hates
me for that.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Jack, I hate you for many other reasons. All right, Okay,
cool General Mills peach Cheerios. I mean, if we like
it and you want to go get it, you gotta
go find it on Amazon or like in some dollar
store that still has it on the shelf. All right, Oh,
smells like it smells like peaches. It's really fresh peaches.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Can I smell?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You can smell when I give you the cup?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh? Okay, right.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh sorry, hold on, it sounds so nice.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It doesn't when you make a like bulk crashing noise.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean, everyone and their mother has sent a serial
killer spoons. So we have like eighty of them now,
so they all fall out of the balls when I
move them around.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I should probably close my laptop because the email sign
is going to be just like ringing the whole time
during the episode.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know how I can tell that this is a
no longer made cereal because you see the box top
on the top. It's still a clippable one. It's not
a digital one. So yeah, old boxes.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
That's so lame that they made them digital.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It really is, because it took the fun out of it,
it did, you know. And what grandmas aren't going to like,
Oh I.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Got a scan a receipt.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They don't know how to do that, so that's it.
Like how many box tops that they're losing now these schools.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, okay, that's probably what happened. They were paying too
much money out.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Agree all right, here come your peach cheerios, buddy boy?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
What see?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I actually hope that I don't like them, and
I'm being very selfish, but I hope that I don't
like them because you can't get them anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't know what peach you had recently. This is
not smell like a beach.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes it does. It smells like fresh cling peaches. What's
a cling peach?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah? Seriously, what's a cling peach?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Really?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Really? Eh? Dude, they had them since like forever ago?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Is it just a peach?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They're cling peaches?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You keep saying cling peach? What the hell is a
cling peach?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Pick up a can of peaches on the shelf, move
into the cut. You know they were. They were put
there by a man in a factory downtown.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You make fun of me all the time for saying, like,
in all honesty or literally, your thing is going, don't
you know? I don't know. That's why I'm asking cool.
I'm glad that you started eating.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Are great? Yeah? I love it. Yeah. Got the cheerios flavor.
It does really taste like fresh peaches, maybe canned, but whatever,
they're good.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
The only thing I would say is the peach flavor.
It doesn't last very long.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
No, it doesn't washes off, but every every flavored cheerio
was like that.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I actually do enjoy these three bowls in this.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm going four balls and a spoon again. I really
like it.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I think these they should bring these back as a
permanent flavor. And we tell you so much peach stuff,
just like on the box. I would break my rule.
I'd put some peaches in there. No, they don't belong
in milk. You don't like peaches and cream?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I do?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You know?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's better when it's with ice cream, know what I mean?
Peaches and cream? No, it was great. That song played
on TRL and I was a kid, And it's always
funny when you go back and listen to the song
and you're like, this is a very dirty song. Very dirty.
The video is also very explicit. Oh, we're not talking
during this part because Scott is looking for something in
(19:35):
the system. Turn it.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I'll tell you something cool about this song.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
What did you meet them?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's by one twelve? Yes, I knew that. The first
radio station that I worked at was on Route one
to twelve. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That was great? You just tell that story of parties.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Let's see what all kind of peaches? Oh there's another
song called peaches? What's this in the valley below? It's
just altern at a rock I've never heard of the
song before in my life?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
When did it come out?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No? That song scares me? All right, So that's it.
And then there's one right underneath it that says pearl necklace.
I guess it's an alphabetical order. We're not going to
play that. Well, oh god, so thank you for listening
to Serial Killers. That's pretty good. What you want to
do another box? O?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
No? No, we should save it for another episode. I
like three bowls, three three things per episode. You know,
when we do four, I feel like it's just a
little a lot.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Okay, Well, so what did you think of this? I mean,
it was just kind of eh. If it was like
on a ten bowl scale, i'd give this episode five.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well, I feel like your attitude really brought it down
in the beginning.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, I mean it was all on you, buddy. Well
you're the one. I came in here rare and to
go and you're like Ray. I was like Ray, Yeah,
Like I just asked you how your weekend was. And
then you're like, you know, our listeners aren't stupid. We
don't actually record this on a Monday.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Is that what I sound like? That's exactly that what
all millennials sound like.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Too.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, we all sound very much like just like that.
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I don't want to edit anymore. Like we're over twenty
minutes and it just takes me so long to do these,
so let's just go. Please take you So you think
it's dinging back there if.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
You go back. Not even five minutes ago, I said
I need to close my laptop because it's making dingy noises.
But that was probably when you just started eating your
cereal and didn't care about what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Look at the peach milk at yellow.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
The peach milk is delicious. Peach milk should be a
thing I would buy peach milk.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Let's make it and bottle it. How are you gonna
do that?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Get a hint of peach and put it in milk.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay. Oh, by the way, next time you're at the supermarket,
go down the canned fruit aisle and say hi to
my friend del Monte sitting right there cling peaches.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You'll see do you never explained clean peaches. You just
were like, you don't know it, then berated me right afterwards,
and then I kept saying, what's a cling peach?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Then?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
And then you just kept going you don't and yes,
you are right. I don't know, so explain.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'm sorry. It's a variety of peach that is canned.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So when you get those little cups and cans of
little orange looking peaches, those are cling peaches. That's the peach.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
What a plum Cereal ever work? I actually enjoy plums.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Do you know what a dried plumb is?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
An apricot?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I gotta go prune? Yeah, ask your grandma.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh all right, so thanks for listening to you are
so disrespectful and so rude.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Thanks for listening. It's been long enough now can it's
been a year yet you Dick, Thank you for listening.
Please follow us on social Scott at Cereal, Sam, follow
out Andrew Pugg give him some followers. No, Diamond, the
only thing you the only time you chime in is
(22:42):
when you want something that's good for you. That's it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Hey, Diamond, can you come here for a second?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
No, we gotta go. Thanks for listening. We'll see you
on Friday. Guys, have a wonderful week.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Can I ask you a quick question? Diamond? Sure, what
did you think about Scotty's disrespectful grandma remark? Oh? Well,
you know what I feel the same. I can't even
say that. Actually, let's go right, all right, have a
great week.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
We'll see you on Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
One two three, Crunch, Crunch, funny banter here.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
People like the funny bank.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Of the episode over yet I don't even know the
mics are off. First of all, dude, that was your thing.
That was your thing, and now you make fun of it.
I make fun of you when you're rude and disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I have a great day.
So I'm here just waiting for Andrew. Diamond and Andrew are
just singing songs I've never heard of in the background
because I'm old, so I don't know these songs from
you know, twenty teens. Yeah, this is episode seventy eight
of Serial Killers. And Andrew is just guys, guys, this
(00:22):
is serious. This is serious. Stop singing, cut it out.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I guess what's gonna be? Well, tell you what's their
Redelan there life Rick doin everything from checkson Banila to Chrispy.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
A Done.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I was promised by Diamond that she would just sit
there and be quiet.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Well, I was listening to a song with Diamond, breaking
dishes by Rihanna. It's a gem if you haven't heard
it already. But Scott decided to start the episode like
a turd.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Wait, where year is that song from? What year is
that song? Like?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Two thousand and five?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay Rihanna? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It was from Good Girl Gone Bad, Rihanna's best album. Eh,
that's debatable. Anti was a good album.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So how was your weekend? Andrew?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It was, Oh, we're pretending it's Monday.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We're not pretending anything. Today is Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, you could do that all you want. I tore
the office in our house apart the whole weekend. I
ripped out all the cabinets, and I'm just about ready
to rip the carpeting up because we're turning it into
a guest bedroom.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, night, so you can spend the night and watch
my children. Thank you very much? What all right?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
That got grim really fast?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Anyway? Welcome with Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh okay, go ahead, and you're like, what I like
that you plan ahead of what your weekend is going
to be.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Like, no, that's what I did this weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Something tells me I'm going to be texting Amy throughout
the weekend. It's actually going on.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That's fine. Welcome. This is Serial Killers. It's the serial
podcast where we talk about cereal. It is Andrew and
I are just two guys that well, actually there's one
guy that's me that likes cereal. Andrew just comes in
and eats it and is like, yeah, it's just fine
and then doesn't remember that we ate it and said,
oh wait did we do that one? And I'm like, yeah, dude,
like two weeks ago, Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Were you always a turd? Or was it something that
like was you know you grew into.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's the second time you said turd in this podcast,
and I just not, Well, I see.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You and I just see a big steaming pile of
turd today.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well, you guys are ganging up against me.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Turtie B.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We can we start?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What are we starting?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Can we? Can we taste?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You're the one who started, when you started the podcast
and then decided to get all defensive and be like
I wanted to start.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Look again, people don't like when we argue with each other,
so let's just get to eating cereal.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I think. Okay, people do like when we argue with
each other. Which defensive or new?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Andrew, what would you like to start with?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'll go with new.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You want to go with new, I'll go with you?
All right? This new cereal courtesy of our secret squirrel, Joel.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Shod for your friend Joel.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
He texts me every time they get a new cereal
and sometimes it's a hit, and sometimes it's been out
for a while and I'm like, dude, had that three
weeks ago. So this one actually we have. Well here's
the thing with this one. It originally came out in
twenty thirteen as a limited edition. Okay, it went away
came back again because I remember trying it like a
year or two ago. Off the shelves again. Now it's back,
(03:27):
okay for twenty twenty. It's Kellogg's and it's a K
Brother special K. It is a special K. He's turned
your phone upside down. It is really distracting me, Like
you probably tell all your millennial friends.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
My millennial friends, yes, text.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Me while I'm recording. No Scott can get mad.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't. Why does your phone not have to be
turned upside down.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Because nobody's calling me or texted? I have no friends.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Last time I checked. The only times you've ever had
phone calls on this podcast are when you someone calls you.
You're the interruption.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Okay, special limited edition from Kellogg's. It's specials Okay, and
here it is. It's going to be one of your favorites.
I'm Scotty shaking it before you.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Even come, is it.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's chocolatey strawberry, So that means there are chocolatey chunks
and your favorite.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
What and dry strawberry?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You love strawberry.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I don't I tell you I'm allergic to them every time.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You're not allergic to them? Stop looking at her. Listen,
I'm gonna start this all over again. I don't like
the direction this podcast is going. You're being mean to me.
You guys are ganging up paranoid. It's my favorite thing. Oh.
By the way, I hear that we are getting a
Scotty Shake jingle coming.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Soon another Scott. Wait, is it going to be the
one that I've requested?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I believe it is the one you requested.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's a bad time. Tambourine by Eve is one of
my favorite songs of all time.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Here's the problem. There's no I don't I don't see
any chocolate. Oh, okay, there's one chunk.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I'm happy. Here's what I will say. I am happy
that they decided to make actual chocolate chunks versus making
the flake chocolate.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
They've always had chocolate chunks. If you look at the
chocolatey Delight that we did a long time ago, there
were chocolate chunks.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Okay, thanks Scott, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
How come you don't remember your children? Do? Seriously?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Do you enjoy making me feel like an idiot?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, I don't want to make you feel like an idiot.
I just want you to remember things.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Uh huh, huh. How do you not remember that we
did cereals because I'm literally looking at a mountain of cereals. Okay,
but you know what, if you tell me, hey, is
that when there, I'll say, yep, we did it. Well,
that's good for your up and down the stair. How
does that work for your again? How does this work
for your mortgage payments? How has this helped you with
a car? How has this.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Helped you with anything in the actual real world? Because
we were just featured in podcast magazine.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
We were, and big, big thank you to podcast Magazine.
Actually that was and.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You can subscribe for free I think for a little while. Yes,
podcast Magazine Dot Commerce.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We were voted in the under the radar category. That's right,
which means that maybe twenty twenty is our year.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
It could be ready all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Did you just wink at me weirdly?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
How sorry? You shouldn't sit so close to the serial
fridge diamond?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Did you just add cereal to things?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yes, I'm like Batman. I just add cereal to things.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
That would be your superhero though. Are you ready for
your cereal spoon?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
That actually applies, though, thank you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You're welcome. I'm looking forward to this because I'm a
big fan of both Chocolate Delight Special K and RedBerry
Special King, so this is them combind Yeah uhh come on, dude,
huh huh? That the fake, the fake choking and coughing.
Come over it. It's not funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, Yeah, the seltry strawberry can go. I'm not a
fan of it. I think it's disgusting. The fizzies, the
strawberry fizzies.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Are you sure it doesn't taste like chopped meat? You know,
because it's like one of your things too.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So when you try and come for me, it doesn't
work as well. So you should really just a cut out,
you know that, sass. What I am saying is the
strawberry has this ugh, like a sizzly taste to it.
I don't don't like dehydrated things.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Four bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
That's a little excessive, it is. I'm going to give
this two bowls in a spoon. Okay, not my favorite.
I find the strawberry to be very distracting, and the
chocolate chunk isn't big enough.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
How is it distracting? That's what the cereal is all about.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
This chocolate chunk couldn't get any bigger. It's about an
inch and a half long. Look at it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Give me fake strawberry in like a circle puff thing
instead of an actual dehydrated strawberry any day.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Why would you want an artificial strawberry?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, I mean half the cereal where he has artificial
flavors anyway, No, I just always do that, Andrew you do.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So when you did Lucky Charms with Marshalls, okay, well
I mean please, oh sorry, Lucky Charms with cocoa puffs?
Was that one?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Is? There's real cocoa in there?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What ingredient of sugar in this whole grain?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Wheat? Rice? Sugar? So it's third and then chocolate e chunks.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The chunks could have been bigger.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You know that anytime that product says chocolatey, there's not
enough actual chocolate in it to be just called chocolate,
so they have to call it chocolate e because it
tastes like chocolate.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What happened to you saying I don't serve you artificial
things just chocolate.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's not artificial. It's just not enough cholate in it
to be chocolate.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Learned about life, idiot?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's right? Shall we move on.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Sure, I'm not a big fan of this one.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, So you want to go what I said? Two
bowls in a spoon? No? No, no, I mean you
want classic? Now?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well, I mean what else you do?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh? Classic? Okay? So this cereal has been around since
the nineteen teens, this cereal? Yes, well, how else would
you say it? In the nineteen tens? Okay? So would
you say the twenty tens?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Oh? All right, well whatever, So this cereal is about
one hundred years old. This box probably is too, because
nobody eats this crap. It's from it's from posts. So
our buddy C. W. Post created this cereal back in
his sanitarium when he was fighting with the Kellogg company.
All right, I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack
for the classic box.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
That's what they used to call diamond in high school.
By the way, what classic box?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Diamond? Do you have something to say about that? I
don't pain.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Whole grain, big biscuit, shredded wheat, simple goodness, it's just
giant hunks of shredded wheat. It's not even many. I'm
very scared of This box is really big.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Can you drop it? On the counter for a sound effect.
It's not heavy, it's just big. No, it's not heavy.
It looks like it is quite big.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And now, just so you know, in this entire box,
there's only eighteen pieces of shredded wheat.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's how big they are. No, this is a giant,
one pound box.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
The box is very scary.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
It's a pretty box.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's so big and wise.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wow, and oh it's wrapped in paper. This is kind
of cool.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What do you mean wrapped in paper?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Look at that? All right? This is just weird.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh, so you know what it is. It's like weed,
a big that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But it's different consistency. This is shredded wheat. That is
not shredded wheat. That's just like, oh, wafers or something.
I don't know, it's biscuits. Yes, you can.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Happens with your morning tea.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What does the queen thinks? And so all the queen
stuff happened.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh I think Megan mak that wants.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh but I don't know what to do with this,
to be quite honest, I see, hold on, I'm gonna
I'm gonna dump one in your cup.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What that's obnoxious? That's so obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't even know what you're supposed to do with that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So this is basically take up frosted miniwheat, get rid
of the frosting, and also.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And multiply it by one hundred and field.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Literally, honey, I like shrunk the kids, but like the
opposite and large it. And that's what this is.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
If this is just I don't even know. I don't
even know what would one do with this? Who eats this?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
And it's not just Post. There's other brands that make
there's plenty of brands that make shredded wheat.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
But who goes into eating cereal? Like, hey, you know
what I love just that one thing.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I'm gonna pour milk right down the center. How about that?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
It's so odd?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, this is probably one cereal that you're supposed to
add things to, but we don't do that on this.
Hold on, what do you do? You eat it with
a spoon, with a fork.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I'm just gonna eat it with my hands, all right,
look at this diamond.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Nobody heard you say that. Okay, so let's see. Oh
you said I'm so cute. That's thank you. Here we go, right.
It tastes like my grandma.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
What I mean, it just.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Reminds me of my grandma.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It's like popcorn without anything on.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
It is less than that.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I dries out your mouth quite quickly.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, literally eating a bird nest. Your lips are filled
with shredded weed. You look like you know when they
go to the Chinese place and they give you like
the bird nest. Yes, that's what this is.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I give this a bowl and a spoon. Your lips
are out of control right now?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Can I take a picture of you?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
With my millennial phone, which is just a phone. I'm
eating it, but it's not good.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't love it. Oh my god. There are shards
of shreaded wheat all in the keyboard.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
But who's the person that goes into eating breakfast? Right?
And it's like, you know what I need?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
This is an on the go biscuit CW post. He's
a man.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Well again, I guess I need to be thinking back
to the nineteen tens. Yes, what were they doing? Gotta
go to the factory get my breakfast on the go?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I don't know, I just I still always think when
I think of the early nineteen hundreds, I just think
of them wearing the bathing suits down to their ankles.
You know, those big long bathing suits.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know that they had four seasons back then, No,
I know that, But they weren't wearing bikinis in the
nineteen ten They wearing these long bloomer bathing suits. Yeah,
imagine how hot it must have been at the beach.
Oh No, just like in general with no air conditioning,
and everybody wore suits all.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
The time, and everything was in black and white back then?
What right the world didn't have any color? Right? What
is that true? What I thought that everything was? When
did color start? What year? What?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
My brain actually like combusts when you speak like it
actually hurts?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Why would happen?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Cause you're a moron.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Obviously, I'm just kidding. And with that I give you
this Serial killers. Oh why did you have to interrupt
the jinga with thinking? How bad everyone smelled?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
How?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Why do people smell bed? They have no deodorant?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Clearly they didn't have any deodorant. Why were they not
have any deal it?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
What do you mean? Clearly? Have you sniffed a guy
from nineteen fifteen? I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, I mean they're all in the retirement home now,
so there's still people alive from the nineteen ten.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
A guy that was in a bathing suit on the
beach in nineteen fifteen is dead right now. If he
was able to wear a big long bloomer bathing suit
at nineteen fifteen, he's dead.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Deodorant, I feel like, is an invention like the deodorant
that we use now.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Then they were like rocks under their arms. I mean
they sold her something like.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Herbs and stuff. But I'm talking like the actual deodorant
that works anti perspriant locking technology.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Did you know that people didn't realize that their arms
smell until nineteen sixty That was a thing.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
What are you talking about? Who said that? You? I
did not just say that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Hey, we did the bonus box sting on an hour ago?
Can we go an hour? What are you looking up?
What are you looking up? When the deodorant inventor? Yes,
I'm sure it was in the eighteen hundreds. I bet
it was in the late.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Eighteen nineteen forty one. Have a good day, you ate
all right?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Listen?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Is this my not something? Coffee?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
All right? So this bonus box, now, this.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Is remember when I was right about the odorant? This
Cereal diamond do you remember when I was right about
the odorant?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
They can't hear her?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
She said no, no, she said yes.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
So this cereal was released. Please look behind you, Look
behind you, just look behind you. So this cereal was
released in twenty eighteen as a limited edition, and we
weren't doing this podcast back then. So I was like, eh,
I mean, it's probably okay, but I can't. He's just
staring at us. I don't, I can't. Might train of
(14:38):
thought is gone. Okay, he's no, he's still there. He's
still there. Still there.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You guys start a new podcast.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah, this is actually the pizza eating Podcast.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh great? Do you have any slices?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No? Not today?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
We ate them all whole grain wheat bht can you eat?
This is just wheating it. That's all. It's in here
and have wheat?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh sorry, Well invite you back.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Soon to listen to the pizza Podcast.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's kind in the next room, slice for live. Yeah
all right. So anyway, this was a limited edition came
out in twenty eighteen, and I excuse me, this is
a cereal that I definitely would have liked. And I remember,
come on, man, I remember when it came out and
I wanted to try it, but I just never got
around to it, and then it vanished from shelves. And
then one of our listeners, I think it was Daisy,
she sent me a picture of another form of this
(15:24):
cereal and I saw it in the frame. I'm like, oh,
I know exactly you're talking about. Say it, don't say it,
don't say because I'm gonna give you a hint. You ready,
Here's hint number one? Okay, so you know what that is.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I know the song, I just don't know what it's
called or who it's by.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
But what he just say? Whoa, Okay, stop it? Oh yeah,
that's Tar's Enboy by Baltimore. Anyway, So he said, oh,
there's your first hint. Now here's your second hint.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Into the country, Gonna eat a lot of peaches. Yes,
you know that song?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Now?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Okay? So I wait it for me forty two thousand
times and peaches.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
So what do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I already knew what it was. What peaches? Cheerios?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Peach cheerios?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Okay, cool, yeah, cheerios. I'm so excited for me too.
I actually am excited for this one. I'm cautiously optimistic.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
However, I'm gonna go back to an earlier episode when
I mentioned these and I thought you went.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Ew I probably did. Yeah, But now I've had so
many Cereals that I can say like, oh, this is
an interesting flavor.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I mean, you really can't get this anymore. This is
now found on like the bargain shelf and the clearance
racks because it's done. Limited edition is over.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do you know my sister really wants more than anything
that toasted coconut cheerios all the time. That's like her
number one cereal has she had it? Yeah, because when
she came in to visit one, Oh, you sold the
box and to get home. Yeah, I gave it to
one of my friends and not her, and she hates
me for that.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Jack, I hate you for many other reasons. All right, Okay,
cool General Mills peach Cheerios. I mean, if we like
it and you want to go get it, you gotta
go find it on Amazon or like in some dollar
store that still has it on the shelf. All right, Oh,
smells like it smells like peaches. It's really fresh peaches.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Can I smell?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You can smell when I give you the cup?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh? Okay, right.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh sorry, hold on, it sounds so nice.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It doesn't when you make a like bulk crashing noise.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean, everyone and their mother has sent a serial
killer spoons. So we have like eighty of them now,
so they all fall out of the balls when I
move them around.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I should probably close my laptop because the email sign
is going to be just like ringing the whole time
during the episode.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know how I can tell that this is a
no longer made cereal because you see the box top
on the top. It's still a clippable one. It's not
a digital one. So yeah, old boxes.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
That's so lame that they made them digital.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
It really is, because it took the fun out of it,
it did, you know. And what grandmas aren't going to like,
Oh I.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Got a scan a receipt.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They don't know how to do that, so that's it.
Like how many box tops that they're losing now these schools.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well, okay, that's probably what happened. They were paying too
much money out.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Agree all right, here come your peach cheerios, buddy boy?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
What see?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I actually hope that I don't like them, and
I'm being very selfish, but I hope that I don't
like them because you can't get them anymore.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I don't know what peach you had recently. This is
not smell like a beach.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes it does. It smells like fresh cling peaches. What's
a cling peach?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah? Seriously, what's a cling peach?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Really?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Really? Eh? Dude, they had them since like forever ago?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Is it just a peach?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They're cling peaches?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
You keep saying cling peach? What the hell is a
cling peach?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Pick up a can of peaches on the shelf, move
into the cut. You know they were. They were put
there by a man in a factory downtown.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You make fun of me all the time for saying, like,
in all honesty or literally, your thing is going, don't
you know? I don't know. That's why I'm asking cool.
I'm glad that you started eating.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Are great? Yeah? I love it. Yeah. Got the cheerios flavor.
It does really taste like fresh peaches, maybe canned, but whatever,
they're good.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
The only thing I would say is the peach flavor.
It doesn't last very long.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
No, it doesn't washes off, but every every flavored cheerio
was like that.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I actually do enjoy these three bowls in this.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I'm going four balls and a spoon again. I really
like it.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I think these they should bring these back as a
permanent flavor. And we tell you so much peach stuff,
just like on the box. I would break my rule.
I'd put some peaches in there. No, they don't belong
in milk. You don't like peaches and cream?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I do?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
You know?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's better when it's with ice cream, know what I mean?
Peaches and cream? No, it was great. That song played
on TRL and I was a kid, And it's always
funny when you go back and listen to the song
and you're like, this is a very dirty song. Very dirty.
The video is also very explicit. Oh, we're not talking
during this part because Scott is looking for something in
(19:35):
the system. Turn it.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I'll tell you something cool about this song.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
What did you meet them?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's by one twelve? Yes, I knew that. The first
radio station that I worked at was on Route one
to twelve. Isn't that cool?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
That was great? You just tell that story of parties.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Let's see what all kind of peaches? Oh there's another
song called peaches? What's this in the valley below? It's
just altern at a rock I've never heard of the
song before in my life?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
When did it come out?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
No? That song scares me? All right, So that's it.
And then there's one right underneath it that says pearl necklace.
I guess it's an alphabetical order. We're not going to
play that. Well, oh god, so thank you for listening
to Serial Killers. That's pretty good. What you want to
do another box? O?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
No? No, we should save it for another episode. I
like three bowls, three three things per episode. You know,
when we do four, I feel like it's just a
little a lot.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Okay, Well, so what did you think of this? I mean,
it was just kind of eh. If it was like
on a ten bowl scale, i'd give this episode five.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well, I feel like your attitude really brought it down
in the beginning.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Well, I mean it was all on you, buddy. Well
you're the one. I came in here rare and to
go and you're like Ray. I was like Ray, Yeah,
Like I just asked you how your weekend was. And
then you're like, you know, our listeners aren't stupid. We
don't actually record this on a Monday.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Is that what I sound like? That's exactly that what
all millennials sound like.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Too.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, we all sound very much like just like that.
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I don't want to edit anymore. Like we're over twenty
minutes and it just takes me so long to do these,
so let's just go. Please take you So you think
it's dinging back there if.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
You go back. Not even five minutes ago, I said
I need to close my laptop because it's making dingy noises.
But that was probably when you just started eating your
cereal and didn't care about what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Look at the peach milk at yellow.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
The peach milk is delicious. Peach milk should be a
thing I would buy peach milk.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Let's make it and bottle it. How are you gonna
do that?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Get a hint of peach and put it in milk.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Okay. Oh, by the way, next time you're at the supermarket,
go down the canned fruit aisle and say hi to
my friend del Monte sitting right there cling peaches.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You'll see do you never explained clean peaches. You just
were like, you don't know it, then berated me right afterwards,
and then I kept saying, what's a cling peach?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Then?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
And then you just kept going you don't and yes,
you are right. I don't know, so explain.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'm sorry. It's a variety of peach that is canned.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So when you get those little cups and cans of
little orange looking peaches, those are cling peaches. That's the peach.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
What a plum Cereal ever work? I actually enjoy plums.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Do you know what a dried plumb is?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
An apricot?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I gotta go prune? Yeah, ask your grandma.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh all right, so thanks for listening to you are
so disrespectful and so rude.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Thanks for listening. It's been long enough now can it's
been a year yet you Dick, Thank you for listening.
Please follow us on social Scott at Cereal, Sam, follow
out Andrew Pugg give him some followers. No, Diamond, the
only thing you the only time you chime in is
(22:42):
when you want something that's good for you. That's it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Hey, Diamond, can you come here for a second?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
No, we gotta go. Thanks for listening. We'll see you
on Friday. Guys, have a wonderful week.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Can I ask you a quick question? Diamond? Sure, what
did you think about Scotty's disrespectful grandma remark? Oh? Well,
you know what I feel the same. I can't even
say that. Actually, let's go right, all right, have a
great week.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
We'll see you on Friday.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
One two three, Crunch, Crunch, funny banter here.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
People like the funny bank.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Of the episode over yet I don't even know the
mics are off. First of all, dude, that was your thing.
That was your thing, and now you make fun of it.
I make fun of you when you're rude and disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I have a great day.
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