February 3, 2020 • 24 mins
We try it…so you don’t have to! Danielle joins us to blow through 4 boxes of listener supplied Magic Spoon Keto-Friendly Cereal. Surprisingly, she *kinda* likes some of it. Her taste buds must have been burned off in a horrible accident. Then Nate pops in to introduce us to his favorite childhood cereal…Peanut Butter Bumpers!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Andrew. Yes, the Chiefs did it. Yeay cheeze. And this
is why the high v mahomes magic Crunch. I was
eating so much of it during the fourth quarter and
it worked. You were about to run on the field.
They text you. I said, don't do it, Scott. Well,
congratulations to the Chiefs. Danielle, we're going.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh I didn't even know we were.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, let's just stop it. You're in a hurry. You're
in a hurry, right, and I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I haven't ntil about twenty after.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Well, I was sitting around for half an hour because
you were editing something, so I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh no, it's okay. No worries. Hey, welcome to Serial Killer.
It isn't worry. This is worry. It's episode eighty. Yay,
we're old. Well, I mean, actually, come to think of it. Oh,
first of all, I'm Scotty Bee. That's Danielle, there's Andrew. Hi,
and this is the podcast where we talk about cereal
and we think inside the box. Yes, yes, so seeing
(00:55):
as it's episode eighty, that reminded me of eighties television.
Oh great, And of course since Danielle is here so wonderful. Yeah,
I know, I just have to play. There's only one
big show that actually debuted in nineteen eighty comedy, you know,
because that's all we deal with his comedies here. So
Andrew was a comedy. Chips came out in nineteen seventy
seven and it wasn't a comedy. See I missed that
(01:16):
in episode seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There were some funny moments, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But it was just dumb. My favorite but dumb. Anyway,
So Andrew, do you know what show this is?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
This is come on the facts of Life.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No, there's no words to total.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Legal a long.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's not conna be anythings.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Were you born?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Does nineteen ninety one sound like it's in the eighties
to you?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hello, Henry Muriel cosmic cow.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Here's a cow.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yes, there's cosmic cow. Henry was a cartoonist for a newspaper.
What what it's a newspaper. I I never say this word,
but Bro, Jim J. Bullock was in it. Zaney Jim J. Bullock.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And so there's a cow and some Zaney guy.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That you're he doesn't know who Jim J. Bullock is.
There's no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And he spelled his name dumb too. He spelled it JM.
But it was still Jim. Yeah, yeah, that was you know,
it was too close for comfort. It was a show
in nineteen eighty show. It lasted six seasons and you've
never even heard of it before.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You need just like your own podcast appreciating eighties television.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Danielle and I are going to do that, and you
and Danielle are going to do the Serial Remix podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yes, we've got so many podcasts.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So many our own podcast network, all right, so you
know we have lots of wonderful listeners. Yeah, okay, I can't.
I don't know how to say this girl's name. How
do you say that? Oh my god, Andrew, how do
you say that?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Claire By?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I would say Claireby, Claireby.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, So Claireby was so happy when we did the
Serial school episode. Yeah that you got so sick from
it and you hated it so much that she got
it's a present and this box arrived yesterday. Hold on
while I go down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I hate this healthy cereal trend. It's bad for you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Just get over it. Okay. So this company touts themselves
as the childlike cereal for adults.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Where is there an age limit on a cereal box.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
This is Cereal School's competitor. You see these ads pop
up all over Facebook, Magic spoon. Oh okay, it's another
one of those Keto friendly here. Hold on, it's the
high protein Keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free,
wheat free, nothing artificial, childlike cereal for grown ups.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Taste free maybe, yeah, taste free one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And there's four different varieties in this box. And I'm
pretty sure this this box costs like forty five dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
She paid them where you are such a nice person.
So there's cocoa, there's blueberry. These things are so trippy.
There's frosted, and there's fruity.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, trying today, We're gonna break.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Into all of them real quick. Yeah, let's just see
how awful they all are.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Maybe they're good, Maybe they taste better than the other one.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Which one do you want to start with? I want
to start with Well, can you repeat the flavors? Yes,
there's blueberry, coco, fruity, and frosted. I think fruity you
want to go fruit. It is not even like fruity circles.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's just called fruity, the.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Fruity loops, and from the pictures I've seen, they're like
very vibrant color. Oh, I think it needs a Scotty shake.
Hold on, let me just Scotty shake it.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Scotty shit shake.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Shack shot shake it Cereal, Cereal, Scottie shirt sh.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Shake Cereal shake Cereal.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's a song you wanted, right, Andrew? That was it?
How many times start to say it's the Harlem shake,
But this is a good alternative. Okay, do you have
a Harlem shake one?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, I have to ask for it. I thought that's
what you want. You never asked for it. No, I
just asked for shake song for a shake. Oh my god.
Look at the size of this box. Yes, look at
the size of this bag.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Very pretty.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, this reminds me of Pink Panther Cereal that was
around in the seven Does you remember that, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I wasn't alive, but I know who the pink Panther
is to remember.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
A Cereal when he wasn't even in his mother's wound.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Because he could have seen it. Yeah, because I just
often google cereal boxing.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
This is your job, He's job is the one that
pays the bills.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Thank you, That's what he always.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
He doesn't get it yet. You know what this smells like?
He pre smelled and gagged. It smells like do you
remember when we were kids? Andrew doesn't remember, But do
you remember when we were kids and you'd go to
the dentist and they would put that foam thing in
your mouth and you'd have to chew on it and
the florid. I remember that. I even tweeted about that.
Really well, this smells like the bubblegum one which I
always threw up from all the.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Time, and they would make you do that. It was
the duck bill and it would make you quack.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm starting to think I was just invited in today
to see if I throw up.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, join the club. He does that to me too. No,
but there's gonna be There's gonna be an interesting bonus
box though. All right, So okay, let's just bang these
outs and says four of them. Okay, there you go, magic.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I need a palette cleanse in the middle.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, okay, I like the color. It is nice color.
Wait a minute, oh my god, oh wait, wait, wait
it's not that all.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Wait wait, let me take you again.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Maybe the milk is bad, but the cereal is not
that terrible. Yeah it is. No, it gets bad.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wait a second, At first it tastes like fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No, no it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
At first in what world where first bite to can?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sam just turned over in his grave. I didn't even
know the weird the original one is dead. They have
a weird rabbit dragon. What is this?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
They are so on drugs when they made that this
is better than the other thing.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
No, yes, it tastes like stale bubble gum. Yes, that's
exactly it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, it's the milk bad.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I think it's that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Bam, I don't smell the milk.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
No, the milk is fine. I just said I had
a bowl of I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Know, smell the milk. We just we just opened it today.
But that's what I'm saying. You know, we'll try a
fresh container just in case. But still we get the
gist of the cereal. This gets a bowl. I will
give it also a ball.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It tastes like why would I want to eat stale gum?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's gross. Actually, no, I'm backing it down. I'm backing
it down to a spoon a spoon for me.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You know what, I'm going to give it two bowls.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, I don't mind this.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
We at first I thought, but then then I changed.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I was afraid. I've been sick the last couple of
days and this is not I feel like I now
have stomach cramps. You and your stomach cramp for this.
I didn't need to you know what, They're all the same.
I just realized this is not what's on the cover
of this one. Well, see when you open it, it
smells like frosting a weird scuba diving guy with an
(08:00):
old schooly type mask. I don't want to say this
is so millennial, but the box everything is very millennial.
I'm getting like a foamy taste. Look behind you, Look
behind Garrett. I'm getting like a garret. There's like a
foamy taste in my mouth. The SA parties, he could
actually eat all of these.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
What does that guy sitting on the occurpus really have
to do with this blueberry cereal?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Again, it's millennial, so it's trendy in hit it's actually
making me nauseous. I completely agree. I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Joe bowls does not mean you like it any but
I don't dislike it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's giving me a sensation in my mouth that I
just do not like you.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
But what's the name of that Guida's milk?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What is milk for you? Market to just get the
same rup? Got this milk? What bodega? Is this problem milk?
It's Guida's own two percent reduced fat milk, farm fresh
taste where farm from a New Britain, Connecticut. Hey, you
don't feel that any.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Milk again, it's stale bubblegum. So it feels like after
you chew bubble gum and after a while you're like,
I'm just cheating.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I feel like I have something on the roof of
my mind.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yes, this smells smells like frosty popcorn.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh, this smells Can I have awful spoon?
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Now I was that scarred? Why are you putting us
in this episode?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I'm sorry? Ready? One, two, three?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's just like.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
God, who's eating this? Get closer so they can hear
your gag? Get closer, disgusting?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Wait, Andrew, you probably do you remember strawberry shortcakes? Okay,
remember strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Dolls, her friend blue whatever blueberry muffin.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
When you used to put them all together in a room.
They would smell like vomit.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
But that's what this is.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Reminds me of blueberry muffin. The smell and if she
tasted her, she probably tastes her.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Ingredients protein blend, milk, protein isolate, whey protein isolate, coconut, capioca, flowers, sweetener.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It just tastes like, straight up like butter.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's another monk fruit one. This one has stevia as well.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It tastes like just tastes like you got a little
bit of blueberry syrup and then poured.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It on a stick of butter. Hold on, it's disgusted.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
To the frosted.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
What are we giving it?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We didn't I give that. I'm giving that nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I don't even give that a spool.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It gets nothing for me. I feel like nothing's a Look,
you know what, There's got to be people that just
can't eat stuff and they're happy with this. But I
don't want to know those people. It's like eating bread
with no cars. It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, no, no, this one's just plain frosted. Oh wait, I.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Don't want to see this anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You missed that by two boxes.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I don't want to anymore.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
This is really cold cereal killers today, because the cereal
is killing us.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I wonder if they're gonna get mad at us after
this episode. I don't care who actually wants to listen
to his vomit, though people love it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I feel I need a new spoon. This one's contaminating.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's just spoon, relly.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You just put this spoon on a dirty newspaper.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Dirty newspaper. What's a newspaper? I know what a newspaper is.
Here we go, here's frosted. Oh, not terrible, I'm not bad,
not terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Nobody tastes like a rice crisbey tree. No, it does not,
as it does.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It has the artificial sweet er after taste. It tastes
like a pudding pack. It tastes a vanilla pudding.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It tastes like a race crispy tree. But the weird,
kidding class mom made them.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And here's what I'm getting. Like, oh, it's okay, I'm
getting the pudding cup, but not the jellow one in
the refrigerator. It's the Hunts one on the shelf. It's
a shelf stable vanilla pudding. That's what I get. Two
bowls and a spoonell I would eat this again. No,
this is the kind of thing where you could try it,
but if you eat a whole ball of it, you're
going to be vomiting instantly.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Again Melvin from class whose mom made those rice crispy treats.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
They're not good, but I mean I appreciate the effort,
Melvin make Stevens mom, I give it a spoon.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Stephen's mom definitely made this cereal.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
One spoon, one spoon.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
You know what if you mixed the chocolate with the vanilla,
we don't mix.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I forgot, well, I just cut my finger on Yeah,
I just cut my finger open on the glue on
the top of the box. Oh greats And now there's
blooded on chocolate cereal. Do you know that? I used
to work in a bagel place when I was eighteen,
something that's definitely illegal nowadays. And I was making a
vat of cream cheese. You have to put these big
blocks of Philadelphia cream cheese in the big mixer, and
(12:40):
I cut my finger when I was opening the thing,
and a drip of blood went into the thing. And
so my friend that was working it's like, dude, just
make it, Strawberry, Just make it the strawberry Batch. I'm like, dude,
I can't do it. I had such a conscience that
I just couldn't throw it out. I'm gonna say what
year did you work there? So they started we could
tell our listeners, but you're a title to compensation. But
here's what I'm saying, though, if I thought that, then
(13:01):
there are people that with crazier mind than me that
actually do that, and you'll never know.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
All right, don't you say something about the cereal?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I feel like it stays on.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Your teeth, yes, and on your tongue and the roof
of your mouth. It's just yeah, it's very like that's weird. Yeah,
it almost seems like you ate glue. All right, here's
the chocolate one. This has been a great episode. Thank
you all so much for as far.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, this is like a torture episode.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Not only that last one wasn't terrible, No, that was
really I thought you were lying. Here you go so funny.
This one actually smells coocoy. Right, let's say, like.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Dookie, it's better than another one.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
There's like soy sauce. There's a legit soy sauce.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I mean, it's not horrible, but it's not great.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I will say the chocolate Magic Spoon is better than
the chocolate Cereal School, It's still not good. I give
this a ball and a spoon, one spoon, just a spoon.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I'll give it a bowl.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It has that unsweetened cocoa powder mixed type taste, and
a strong hint of soy sauce.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
The best one was well, see I like the fruity one.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No you didn't. It was okay, fruity tasted like bubble gum.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
And then the banana what's the banana?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Banan frosted?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Frosted was okay, yeah, but that don't try the blueberry.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
So magic spoon. You have failed us. You know what
it is?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Rue, They haven't failed us. A fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's not a fit.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
If you're about to fall off a cliff and you
could only save frosted flakes or the magic spoon, who
you saving.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'd say frosted flakes got it. But that doesn't mean
it's failed us.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Would you spend ten dollars for this box now?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
But for people who maybe had this gluten free problem
and all these other problems, this is a good alternative.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
The fruity one and the vanilla. Not too bad.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
They could just eat something else.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, but maybe they literally want cereal.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
All right, well, Pia magic spoon, Thank you very much.
Listener that sent that, I thank you, but it was
actually very nice.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
She spent a lot of money. Could you name her
by name please?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Baby? I didn't know how to say it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
What was it from?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
She's from Brooklyn and I told her i'd send her
a shirt. So here comes your forty dollars shirt. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I mean that was very kind of We'll sign it
for her.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
No, nobody wants it signed. I have never seen anybody
wear a T shirt that's autographed.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
They ask us in the morning show to ruin it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They never wear them ever, Nobody wears them. It's such
a way. I don't nobody wants to wear an autographed shirt. Please,
not for nothing. Not for nothing. But I mean, who
knows who the hell we are. She can be on
the subway with a serial killer shirt autographed?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, hello, didn't I hear that?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You guys made it into like the top ten food something.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, we are consistently featured in the top podcast. You're
not even talking into the microphone.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Dude, But it's still picking up my levels.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay from the side.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Okay, well maybe i'll talk over here now.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
And by the way, if you want to send us
a cereal, make sure it's sealed, please. We don't need
any of your cyanide laced flakes.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Put it a little real gladluckle baggy.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
And see it over.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
We'll send your shirt if we try it on the show.
How about that? Oh that cereal made me feel so
sick my mouth right, you know what we need to
Serial Killers bos and for this one?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Uh oh here, now, why is Nate coming in?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
What are you trying to do to him? He had
two strokes? You know, No, I know, don't kill him.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
This is not a stroke inducing. But Nate has been
mentioning this cereal to me. Oh ever since we started
this podcast. He said, Oh, I love it. You gotta
get it. And I went to the store and I
finally found it. So I'm gonna go down to the
cereal sack and grab it. Oh, the cereal sack. I
can't wait.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
High everybody, Oh yeah, right there. I'm so happy to
finally be on the Serial Killers podcast. And the only
reason I'm on here is because my favorite cereal is
about to make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Now, how long have you been eating this cereal? I
would say it's fifteen twenty years. Okay, so apparently it's
been around for a while. Wow, Now I'll just take
it out. It's peanut butter bumpers. But that's the thing, Andrew.
It's a Mother's cereal, and we hate mother cereals.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Guys, you don't know good cereal if it bit you
in the fild.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay, we just had two out of four decent cereals
and other two. Two of them were not bad.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Can I prep?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Can I do? I do have to give a disclaimer
on peanut butter bumpers.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I believe they changed the formula sometime around seven years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Six seven years.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Doesn't taste like pieces.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
No, it doesn't taste like Ree's pieces. It has the
most peanut that's what they're called.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
No, they're not, but Mother's peanut butter bumpers used to
be the most peanut buttery of cereals.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Now I'm not you listen. I used to love them.
Now I just really like them. It smells delicious, It's
very peanut buttery.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh, it smells yummy.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Box looks like it's made for kindergarteners.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
They haven't changed the back of the box in twenty
years as well. That's encouraging.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Why do they call it bumpers because it's just a
fun peanut butter balls.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Peanut butter balls. Oh God, damn it. Oh, it's your
phone going on? Are you millennials? Just pressed? Ignoring his
own wife? She has an emergency? Al right, hold on,
hold on, No, it's fine. Hello, Hi, is it an emergency?
Let me call you back in about five minutes. Okay,
(18:31):
love you by all right. Let's see here we go,
peanut butter bumpers from mothers.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Look at the name of the milk, Nate Guida's milk.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Have you ever.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
The milk is going to ruin it?
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Here go.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Buddys are not.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
All the same.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
They are, some are brown, somewhere black.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
And what's the difference.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Okay, gotta let him absorb the milk. I like this
a lot, Thank you, Andrew. This is actually delicious. They're
very crunchy. Yeah, and peanut buttery. Is this an ad
for bumpers? It's just it's actually not bad. What I
tell you, they're really good.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'm going to give this four bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
This is right up there with Captain crunched peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I give it three bowls.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's a little harsh.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Is possible on cereal killers?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Five balls? Give it five balls? I got.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I have a question, though, is it stale? Because it's very,
very crunchy.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's really crunchy. That's a From now on, I'm not
going to say things are stale. I'm going to say
they're crunchy. Yeah, four bowls for me. Sorry, Garrett, you
can't have this. It's full of sugar and gluten glues.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Can I just tell you we just did four boxes
that you could have eaten.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Thanks for letting me know. Thanks for letting me know.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I think they switched the formula back to the original formula.
This is fantastic. This is the best bumpers I've had.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
In a long Where did you first have bumpers? Eat?
Speaker 6 (19:47):
I had them in Eerie, Pennsylvania. They sold them at
Wegman's and they were in the organic food section. Were
an organic food section in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Stopid it is the nineties?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Does it take you back to your childhood?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Well? This was like my late teams.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
You definitely need strong teeth for this, like Uncle Johnny
could not eat this because his dentess would fall.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Out one hundred percent. They'd be right in the bowl.
What are you reading there, Scotty? There's questions and answers
on the back. How many ears of corn were eaten
in twelve minutes for the world's record?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Well, how many?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Six? Tell us thirty three point five ears of corn
we're eating in twelve minutes?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
What's a point five ear of corn?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I don't want to know where the other point off
his butt? Yeah, this is actually really good ingredients cornflour, sugar,
peanut butter. I really don't want to be this gross. Sorry,
there's a warning contains peanut ingredients. Shocker. Really I want
to be this gross. But imagine the guy who ate
thirty three years of corn in twenty in twelve minutes.
(20:45):
How bad his You know, at least he knew when
he ate corn number two? Oh my gosh, does anybody
want more? No? Yes, I will.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I'm full from the other two boxes.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
This is an out of hand. Why okay, excuse me? Sorry,
So you had Elvis in here like two weeks ago.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Daniell's here all the time now, like she's moved in
I see she's got a little caught in the corner,
and now.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Nate's in here. It's my favorite cereal, Brodie. There are
other podcasts on this morning show, but they feed you.
I see what they're doing, and.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Poor Garrett just walks in but he can't eat anything.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
But we've played your jingle. There it goes. Yeah, let's
hear it again.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Shut hick ship.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Shatty shut cheek.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Shick shut cereal. Okay, we're so lame serious, so my
jingles are here even if I'm not. Okay, it's fine,
all right, enjoy everybody. Thank you. We got to get
out of here. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
What Andrew, I have one more thing to say. What
I'm bumping this up? This is a fire ball.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You peanut butter bumped it out. Sorry Crench everyone, we
gotta go. But wait, you didn't like stuff? You know
people really care last year?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Are you allergic to bumpers?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You have a severe peanut Peanut butter bumpers have peanuts.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I'm sure Garrett has an eppy pen. All right, thanks
for listening. It's serial killing diabetes, not allergies. Pens a pen.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Please write all of your complaints to Scottie.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Box, because you know we mail things.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
If we had a po box, I can only imagine.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I'm sorry, what nothing.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You enjoy being on Serial Killers?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I loved it. I give this experience six balls. Wow?
Can you leave that review on iTunes?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
And we still need a milk sponsor?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yes? Please, any sponsor that one person wants to sponsor us.
You know what, We'll even take a sponsorship from Magic
Spoon or Cereal school Cream. I'll take itestly at this point.
That is why I can need it. Do you know?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
When I first started here, I had a hemorrhoid and
I spoke about it on the air.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Hemorhoid? Isn't it a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Coming from you? Of all people? We're making fun of
my access.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't have an access.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I spoke about my hemorrhoids on air, and then preparation
each sent a whole box still going through it.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I did not know that.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I was actually the person that ate.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Thirty three years of corn? How many hemorrhoids have you had?
For God's sake? Probably like a couple. You know, how
old are you? Twenty eight? Cool? All right? Admit to
anybody Serial Killers? It's been Episode eighty. Have a great week?
And what day is today?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
And I don't it's what fake days?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It's two day's Monday. Have a great weight. How was
your Monday? Guys? Real stressful, old grind. We gotta go.
Everybody say Crunch one, two three, All right, I'm glad
you guys like them seriously.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah they were delicious.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh they're very good. Yeah, Absolutely's the other show.
Andrew. Yes, the Chiefs did it. Yeay cheeze. And this
is why the high v mahomes magic Crunch. I was
eating so much of it during the fourth quarter and
it worked. You were about to run on the field.
They text you. I said, don't do it, Scott. Well,
congratulations to the Chiefs. Danielle, we're going.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh I didn't even know we were.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, let's just stop it. You're in a hurry. You're
in a hurry, right, and I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I haven't ntil about twenty after.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Well, I was sitting around for half an hour because
you were editing something, so I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh no, it's okay. No worries. Hey, welcome to Serial Killer.
It isn't worry. This is worry. It's episode eighty. Yay,
we're old. Well, I mean, actually, come to think of it. Oh,
first of all, I'm Scotty Bee. That's Danielle, there's Andrew. Hi,
and this is the podcast where we talk about cereal
and we think inside the box. Yes, yes, so seeing
(00:55):
as it's episode eighty, that reminded me of eighties television.
Oh great, And of course since Danielle is here so wonderful. Yeah,
I know, I just have to play. There's only one
big show that actually debuted in nineteen eighty comedy, you know,
because that's all we deal with his comedies here. So
Andrew was a comedy. Chips came out in nineteen seventy
seven and it wasn't a comedy. See I missed that
(01:16):
in episode seventy seven.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There were some funny moments, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But it was just dumb. My favorite but dumb. Anyway,
So Andrew, do you know what show this is?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
This is come on the facts of Life.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No, there's no words to total.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Legal a long.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's not conna be anythings.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Were you born?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Does nineteen ninety one sound like it's in the eighties
to you?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hello, Henry Muriel cosmic cow.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Here's a cow.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yes, there's cosmic cow. Henry was a cartoonist for a newspaper.
What what it's a newspaper. I I never say this word,
but Bro, Jim J. Bullock was in it. Zaney Jim J. Bullock.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And so there's a cow and some Zaney guy.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That you're he doesn't know who Jim J. Bullock is.
There's no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And he spelled his name dumb too. He spelled it JM.
But it was still Jim. Yeah, yeah, that was you know,
it was too close for comfort. It was a show
in nineteen eighty show. It lasted six seasons and you've
never even heard of it before.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You need just like your own podcast appreciating eighties television.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Danielle and I are going to do that, and you
and Danielle are going to do the Serial Remix podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yes, we've got so many podcasts.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So many our own podcast network, all right, so you
know we have lots of wonderful listeners. Yeah, okay, I can't.
I don't know how to say this girl's name. How
do you say that? Oh my god, Andrew, how do
you say that?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Claire By?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, I would say Claireby, Claireby.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, So Claireby was so happy when we did the
Serial school episode. Yeah that you got so sick from
it and you hated it so much that she got
it's a present and this box arrived yesterday. Hold on
while I go down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I hate this healthy cereal trend. It's bad for you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Just get over it. Okay. So this company touts themselves
as the childlike cereal for adults.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Where is there an age limit on a cereal box.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
This is Cereal School's competitor. You see these ads pop
up all over Facebook, Magic spoon. Oh okay, it's another
one of those Keto friendly here. Hold on, it's the
high protein Keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free,
wheat free, nothing artificial, childlike cereal for grown ups.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Taste free maybe, yeah, taste free one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And there's four different varieties in this box. And I'm
pretty sure this this box costs like forty five dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
She paid them where you are such a nice person.
So there's cocoa, there's blueberry. These things are so trippy.
There's frosted, and there's fruity.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, trying today, We're gonna break.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Into all of them real quick. Yeah, let's just see
how awful they all are.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Maybe they're good, Maybe they taste better than the other one.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Which one do you want to start with? I want
to start with Well, can you repeat the flavors? Yes,
there's blueberry, coco, fruity, and frosted. I think fruity you
want to go fruit. It is not even like fruity circles.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It's just called fruity, the.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Fruity loops, and from the pictures I've seen, they're like
very vibrant color. Oh, I think it needs a Scotty shake.
Hold on, let me just Scotty shake it.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Scotty shit shake.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Shack shot shake it Cereal, Cereal, Scottie shirt sh.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Shake Cereal shake Cereal.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's a song you wanted, right, Andrew? That was it?
How many times start to say it's the Harlem shake,
But this is a good alternative. Okay, do you have
a Harlem shake one?
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Well, I have to ask for it. I thought that's
what you want. You never asked for it. No, I
just asked for shake song for a shake. Oh my god.
Look at the size of this box. Yes, look at
the size of this bag.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Very pretty.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, this reminds me of Pink Panther Cereal that was
around in the seven Does you remember that, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I wasn't alive, but I know who the pink Panther
is to remember.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
A Cereal when he wasn't even in his mother's wound.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Because he could have seen it. Yeah, because I just
often google cereal boxing.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
This is your job, He's job is the one that
pays the bills.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Thank you, That's what he always.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
He doesn't get it yet. You know what this smells like?
He pre smelled and gagged. It smells like do you
remember when we were kids? Andrew doesn't remember, But do
you remember when we were kids and you'd go to
the dentist and they would put that foam thing in
your mouth and you'd have to chew on it and
the florid. I remember that. I even tweeted about that.
Really well, this smells like the bubblegum one which I
always threw up from all the.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Time, and they would make you do that. It was
the duck bill and it would make you quack.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm starting to think I was just invited in today
to see if I throw up.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, join the club. He does that to me too. No,
but there's gonna be There's gonna be an interesting bonus
box though. All right, So okay, let's just bang these
outs and says four of them. Okay, there you go, magic.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I need a palette cleanse in the middle.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, okay, I like the color. It is nice color.
Wait a minute, oh my god, oh wait, wait, wait
it's not that all.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Wait wait, let me take you again.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Maybe the milk is bad, but the cereal is not
that terrible. Yeah it is. No, it gets bad.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wait a second, At first it tastes like fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
No, no it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
At first in what world where first bite to can?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sam just turned over in his grave. I didn't even
know the weird the original one is dead. They have
a weird rabbit dragon. What is this?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
They are so on drugs when they made that this
is better than the other thing.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
No, yes, it tastes like stale bubble gum. Yes, that's
exactly it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, it's the milk bad.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I think it's that.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Bam, I don't smell the milk.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
No, the milk is fine. I just said I had
a bowl of I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Know, smell the milk. We just we just opened it today.
But that's what I'm saying. You know, we'll try a
fresh container just in case. But still we get the
gist of the cereal. This gets a bowl. I will
give it also a ball.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It tastes like why would I want to eat stale gum?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's gross. Actually, no, I'm backing it down. I'm backing
it down to a spoon a spoon for me.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
You know what, I'm going to give it two bowls.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, I don't mind this.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
We at first I thought, but then then I changed.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I was afraid. I've been sick the last couple of
days and this is not I feel like I now
have stomach cramps. You and your stomach cramp for this.
I didn't need to you know what, They're all the same.
I just realized this is not what's on the cover
of this one. Well, see when you open it, it
smells like frosting a weird scuba diving guy with an
(08:00):
old schooly type mask. I don't want to say this
is so millennial, but the box everything is very millennial.
I'm getting like a foamy taste. Look behind you, Look
behind Garrett. I'm getting like a garret. There's like a
foamy taste in my mouth. The SA parties, he could
actually eat all of these.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
What does that guy sitting on the occurpus really have
to do with this blueberry cereal?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Again, it's millennial, so it's trendy in hit it's actually
making me nauseous. I completely agree. I like it.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Joe bowls does not mean you like it any but
I don't dislike it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's giving me a sensation in my mouth that I
just do not like you.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
But what's the name of that Guida's milk?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
What is milk for you? Market to just get the
same rup? Got this milk? What bodega? Is this problem milk?
It's Guida's own two percent reduced fat milk, farm fresh
taste where farm from a New Britain, Connecticut. Hey, you
don't feel that any.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Milk again, it's stale bubblegum. So it feels like after
you chew bubble gum and after a while you're like,
I'm just cheating.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I feel like I have something on the roof of
my mind.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yes, this smells smells like frosty popcorn.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh, this smells Can I have awful spoon?
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Now I was that scarred? Why are you putting us
in this episode?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I'm sorry? Ready? One, two, three?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's just like.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
God, who's eating this? Get closer so they can hear
your gag? Get closer, disgusting?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Wait, Andrew, you probably do you remember strawberry shortcakes? Okay,
remember strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Dolls, her friend blue whatever blueberry muffin.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
When you used to put them all together in a room.
They would smell like vomit.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
But that's what this is.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Reminds me of blueberry muffin. The smell and if she
tasted her, she probably tastes her.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Ingredients protein blend, milk, protein isolate, whey protein isolate, coconut, capioca, flowers, sweetener.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It just tastes like, straight up like butter.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's another monk fruit one. This one has stevia as well.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
It tastes like just tastes like you got a little
bit of blueberry syrup and then poured.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It on a stick of butter. Hold on, it's disgusted.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
To the frosted.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
What are we giving it?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
We didn't I give that. I'm giving that nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I don't even give that a spool.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It gets nothing for me. I feel like nothing's a Look,
you know what, There's got to be people that just
can't eat stuff and they're happy with this. But I
don't want to know those people. It's like eating bread
with no cars. It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, no, no, this one's just plain frosted. Oh wait, I.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Don't want to see this anymore.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
You missed that by two boxes.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I don't want to anymore.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
This is really cold cereal killers today, because the cereal
is killing us.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I wonder if they're gonna get mad at us after
this episode. I don't care who actually wants to listen
to his vomit, though people love it.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I feel I need a new spoon. This one's contaminating.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's just spoon, relly.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You just put this spoon on a dirty newspaper.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Dirty newspaper. What's a newspaper? I know what a newspaper is.
Here we go, here's frosted. Oh, not terrible, I'm not bad,
not terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Nobody tastes like a rice crisbey tree. No, it does not,
as it does.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It has the artificial sweet er after taste. It tastes
like a pudding pack. It tastes a vanilla pudding.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
It tastes like a race crispy tree. But the weird,
kidding class mom made them.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And here's what I'm getting. Like, oh, it's okay, I'm
getting the pudding cup, but not the jellow one in
the refrigerator. It's the Hunts one on the shelf. It's
a shelf stable vanilla pudding. That's what I get. Two
bowls and a spoonell I would eat this again. No,
this is the kind of thing where you could try it,
but if you eat a whole ball of it, you're
going to be vomiting instantly.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Again Melvin from class whose mom made those rice crispy treats.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
They're not good, but I mean I appreciate the effort,
Melvin make Stevens mom, I give it a spoon.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Stephen's mom definitely made this cereal.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
One spoon, one spoon.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
You know what if you mixed the chocolate with the vanilla,
we don't mix.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I forgot, well, I just cut my finger on Yeah,
I just cut my finger open on the glue on
the top of the box. Oh greats And now there's
blooded on chocolate cereal. Do you know that? I used
to work in a bagel place when I was eighteen,
something that's definitely illegal nowadays. And I was making a
vat of cream cheese. You have to put these big
blocks of Philadelphia cream cheese in the big mixer, and
(12:40):
I cut my finger when I was opening the thing,
and a drip of blood went into the thing. And
so my friend that was working it's like, dude, just
make it, Strawberry, Just make it the strawberry Batch. I'm like, dude,
I can't do it. I had such a conscience that
I just couldn't throw it out. I'm gonna say what
year did you work there? So they started we could
tell our listeners, but you're a title to compensation. But
here's what I'm saying, though, if I thought that, then
(13:01):
there are people that with crazier mind than me that
actually do that, and you'll never know.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
All right, don't you say something about the cereal?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I feel like it stays on.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Your teeth, yes, and on your tongue and the roof
of your mouth. It's just yeah, it's very like that's weird. Yeah,
it almost seems like you ate glue. All right, here's
the chocolate one. This has been a great episode. Thank
you all so much for as far.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, this is like a torture episode.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Not only that last one wasn't terrible, No, that was
really I thought you were lying. Here you go so funny.
This one actually smells coocoy. Right, let's say, like.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Dookie, it's better than another one.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
There's like soy sauce. There's a legit soy sauce.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I mean, it's not horrible, but it's not great.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I will say the chocolate Magic Spoon is better than
the chocolate Cereal School, It's still not good. I give
this a ball and a spoon, one spoon, just a spoon.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
I'll give it a bowl.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It has that unsweetened cocoa powder mixed type taste, and
a strong hint of soy sauce.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
The best one was well, see I like the fruity one.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
No you didn't. It was okay, fruity tasted like bubble gum.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
And then the banana what's the banana?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Banan frosted?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Frosted was okay, yeah, but that don't try the blueberry.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
So magic spoon. You have failed us. You know what
it is?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Rue, They haven't failed us. A fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's not a fit.
Speaker 7 (14:26):
If you're about to fall off a cliff and you
could only save frosted flakes or the magic spoon, who
you saving.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
I'd say frosted flakes got it. But that doesn't mean
it's failed us.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Would you spend ten dollars for this box now?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
But for people who maybe had this gluten free problem
and all these other problems, this is a good alternative.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
The fruity one and the vanilla. Not too bad.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
They could just eat something else.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, but maybe they literally want cereal.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
All right, well, Pia magic spoon, Thank you very much.
Listener that sent that, I thank you, but it was
actually very nice.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
She spent a lot of money. Could you name her
by name please?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Baby? I didn't know how to say it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
What was it from?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
She's from Brooklyn and I told her i'd send her
a shirt. So here comes your forty dollars shirt. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I mean that was very kind of We'll sign it
for her.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
No, nobody wants it signed. I have never seen anybody
wear a T shirt that's autographed.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
They ask us in the morning show to ruin it.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
They never wear them ever, Nobody wears them. It's such
a way. I don't nobody wants to wear an autographed shirt. Please,
not for nothing. Not for nothing. But I mean, who
knows who the hell we are. She can be on
the subway with a serial killer shirt autographed?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, hello, didn't I hear that?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You guys made it into like the top ten food something.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yes, we are consistently featured in the top podcast. You're
not even talking into the microphone.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Dude, But it's still picking up my levels.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay from the side.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Okay, well maybe i'll talk over here now.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
And by the way, if you want to send us
a cereal, make sure it's sealed, please. We don't need
any of your cyanide laced flakes.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Put it a little real gladluckle baggy.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
And see it over.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
We'll send your shirt if we try it on the show.
How about that? Oh that cereal made me feel so
sick my mouth right, you know what we need to
Serial Killers bos and for this one?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Uh oh here, now, why is Nate coming in?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
What are you trying to do to him? He had
two strokes? You know, No, I know, don't kill him.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
This is not a stroke inducing. But Nate has been
mentioning this cereal to me. Oh ever since we started
this podcast. He said, Oh, I love it. You gotta
get it. And I went to the store and I
finally found it. So I'm gonna go down to the
cereal sack and grab it. Oh, the cereal sack. I
can't wait.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
High everybody, Oh yeah, right there. I'm so happy to
finally be on the Serial Killers podcast. And the only
reason I'm on here is because my favorite cereal is
about to make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Now, how long have you been eating this cereal? I
would say it's fifteen twenty years. Okay, so apparently it's
been around for a while. Wow, Now I'll just take
it out. It's peanut butter bumpers. But that's the thing, Andrew.
It's a Mother's cereal, and we hate mother cereals.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Guys, you don't know good cereal if it bit you
in the fild.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay, we just had two out of four decent cereals
and other two. Two of them were not bad.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Can I prep?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Can I do? I do have to give a disclaimer
on peanut butter bumpers.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
I believe they changed the formula sometime around seven years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Six seven years.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Doesn't taste like pieces.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
No, it doesn't taste like Ree's pieces. It has the
most peanut that's what they're called.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
No, they're not, but Mother's peanut butter bumpers used to
be the most peanut buttery of cereals.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Now I'm not you listen. I used to love them.
Now I just really like them. It smells delicious, It's
very peanut buttery.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh, it smells yummy.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Box looks like it's made for kindergarteners.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
They haven't changed the back of the box in twenty
years as well. That's encouraging.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Why do they call it bumpers because it's just a
fun peanut butter balls.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Peanut butter balls. Oh God, damn it. Oh, it's your
phone going on? Are you millennials? Just pressed? Ignoring his
own wife? She has an emergency? Al right, hold on,
hold on, No, it's fine. Hello, Hi, is it an emergency?
Let me call you back in about five minutes. Okay,
(18:31):
love you by all right. Let's see here we go,
peanut butter bumpers from mothers.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Look at the name of the milk, Nate Guida's milk.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Have you ever.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
The milk is going to ruin it?
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Here go.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Buddys are not.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
All the same.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
They are, some are brown, somewhere black.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
And what's the difference.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Okay, gotta let him absorb the milk. I like this
a lot, Thank you, Andrew. This is actually delicious. They're
very crunchy. Yeah, and peanut buttery. Is this an ad
for bumpers? It's just it's actually not bad. What I
tell you, they're really good.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I'm going to give this four bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
This is right up there with Captain crunched peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I give it three bowls.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's a little harsh.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Is possible on cereal killers?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Five balls? Give it five balls? I got.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I have a question, though, is it stale? Because it's very,
very crunchy.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's really crunchy. That's a From now on, I'm not
going to say things are stale. I'm going to say
they're crunchy. Yeah, four bowls for me. Sorry, Garrett, you
can't have this. It's full of sugar and gluten glues.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Can I just tell you we just did four boxes
that you could have eaten.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Thanks for letting me know. Thanks for letting me know.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I think they switched the formula back to the original formula.
This is fantastic. This is the best bumpers I've had.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
In a long Where did you first have bumpers? Eat?
Speaker 6 (19:47):
I had them in Eerie, Pennsylvania. They sold them at
Wegman's and they were in the organic food section. Were
an organic food section in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Stopid it is the nineties?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Does it take you back to your childhood?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Well? This was like my late teams.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
You definitely need strong teeth for this, like Uncle Johnny
could not eat this because his dentess would fall.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Out one hundred percent. They'd be right in the bowl.
What are you reading there, Scotty? There's questions and answers
on the back. How many ears of corn were eaten
in twelve minutes for the world's record?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Well, how many?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Six? Tell us thirty three point five ears of corn
we're eating in twelve minutes?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
What's a point five ear of corn?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I don't want to know where the other point off
his butt? Yeah, this is actually really good ingredients cornflour, sugar,
peanut butter. I really don't want to be this gross. Sorry,
there's a warning contains peanut ingredients. Shocker. Really I want
to be this gross. But imagine the guy who ate
thirty three years of corn in twenty in twelve minutes.
(20:45):
How bad his You know, at least he knew when
he ate corn number two? Oh my gosh, does anybody
want more? No? Yes, I will.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I'm full from the other two boxes.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
This is an out of hand. Why okay, excuse me? Sorry,
So you had Elvis in here like two weeks ago.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Daniell's here all the time now, like she's moved in
I see she's got a little caught in the corner,
and now.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Nate's in here. It's my favorite cereal, Brodie. There are
other podcasts on this morning show, but they feed you.
I see what they're doing, and.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Poor Garrett just walks in but he can't eat anything.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
But we've played your jingle. There it goes. Yeah, let's
hear it again.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Shut hick ship.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Shatty shut cheek.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Shick shut cereal. Okay, we're so lame serious, so my
jingles are here even if I'm not. Okay, it's fine,
all right, enjoy everybody. Thank you. We got to get
out of here. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
What Andrew, I have one more thing to say. What
I'm bumping this up? This is a fire ball.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You peanut butter bumped it out. Sorry Crench everyone, we
gotta go. But wait, you didn't like stuff? You know
people really care last year?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Are you allergic to bumpers?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
You have a severe peanut Peanut butter bumpers have peanuts.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I'm sure Garrett has an eppy pen. All right, thanks
for listening. It's serial killing diabetes, not allergies. Pens a pen.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Please write all of your complaints to Scottie.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Box, because you know we mail things.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
If we had a po box, I can only imagine.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
I'm sorry, what nothing.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
You enjoy being on Serial Killers?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I loved it. I give this experience six balls. Wow?
Can you leave that review on iTunes?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
And we still need a milk sponsor?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yes? Please, any sponsor that one person wants to sponsor us.
You know what, We'll even take a sponsorship from Magic
Spoon or Cereal school Cream. I'll take itestly at this point.
That is why I can need it. Do you know?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
When I first started here, I had a hemorrhoid and
I spoke about it on the air.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Hemorhoid? Isn't it a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Coming from you? Of all people? We're making fun of
my access.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I don't have an access.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I spoke about my hemorrhoids on air, and then preparation
each sent a whole box still going through it.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I did not know that.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I was actually the person that ate.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Thirty three years of corn? How many hemorrhoids have you had?
For God's sake? Probably like a couple. You know, how
old are you? Twenty eight? Cool? All right? Admit to
anybody Serial Killers? It's been Episode eighty. Have a great week?
And what day is today?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
And I don't it's what fake days?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It's two day's Monday. Have a great weight. How was
your Monday? Guys? Real stressful, old grind. We gotta go.
Everybody say Crunch one, two three, All right, I'm glad
you guys like them seriously.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah they were delicious.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh they're very good. Yeah, Absolutely's the other show.
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