September 6, 2019 • 20 mins
In this episode, we try a new Krave creation from Kellogg’s, the Chocolate version of Lucky Charms from General Mills (the off-season Count Chocula), and then there’s Mom’s Best Sweetened Wheatfuls. We’re glad she’s not our mom…the kids at school would laugh at us.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who is that.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
That's Garrett trying to get in again.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh sorry, it's the end of the show. Just kidding,
it's the beginning of Serial Killers. Yes, episodes thirty six, No. Seven,
actually thirty seven. Oh wow, but I thought we weren't
going to say numbers anymore. Well, you know, I got
caught up in like the hype of things.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, so this is the last time we'll say the number.
I guess what, Scotti Bee will tell you.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's Sirajul been like to see that?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I let it go on a tiny bit longer.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You know what you did? What you put your hand
in my face. You ever put your hand in my
face again, I'll break your hand. How does that sound?
Was like that? No, it was more of like a
excuse me, the music's playing, don't talk, obnoxious idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well I was just trying to. I didn't want you
to talk over it because I don't want to cut
you off mid sentence.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh yeah, because I'm the one who talks too much
in this podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Calm down, Scott, all will be okay, okay, welcome to
Serial Killers. Thank you so much for listening. I'm Scotti B.
That's Andrew over there and how's your day going, Andrew?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It was going great until some body put their hand
in my face.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
They really bother you that much. I was just trying
to give you some direction.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So what was the direction? Shut the f up?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes, okay, yeah, So I have three cereals today, three
one classic, one new, one bonus. What would you like
to start with.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Such a radical train from our normal show?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Can we do the bonus box first? I just want
to throw you for a loop? No, sorry, wait I
said it. I wanted to throw you for a loop,
dad joke.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't know what you're trying to say, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That you were going to go, oh fruit loop.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I know what you're saying, but I don't know what
you're saying because I'm just being difficult. I heard you
say loop to throw myself off a bridge. There's no
bridges here. So classic or new new?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, it's a Kellogg's creation. Okay, we've had one of
these before. Okay, you said you never had it before,
but you did. Don't recall if you liked it all
that much?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Is it checks?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I think there was some butt crack action going on
when we had it last time. Think hard Andrew, I'm
gonna go down to the cereal set.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
We've probably had over one hundred different cereals. The fact
that you're okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
A new one from Kellogg's. Okay, it's a filled cereal. Yes,
can you guess? Is it the Filo one? Kelloggs doesn't
have many filled cereals. Okay, actually only one that I
can think of, so you should know.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Is it pop Tart cereal?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh, that's right, that is a filled one, So no,
it's not Poptart. There's another one, is it Filo Cereal?
That's Pillows And that's General Mills. And we did that already.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, you know, you said that there was a new flavor,
so I thought maybe there's a new Fillo flavor.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
No, it's a new crave flavor.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't like crave.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
This one's cinnamon crunch.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, well maybe I could do that then, And.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's filled with chocolate, so I'm guessing it's kind of like,
oh what, no, I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, no, no, no, no no. I hate it when churos
have chocolate on the inside. Churros are so good as
it is. Why do people put chocolate in suros? Dipping?
It in chocolate sauce. Yes, filling it with chocolate sauce.
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Who said truros at Truros?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, it's cinnamon and it's shaped like a churo.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh there's a cartoon on the back.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh, so you're just not acknowledging anything I just said,
because you're too focused on your damn cartoons.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I thought you'd be excited for this because it's basically
like a cinnamon toast crunch filled with chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
The witness comes to the stand.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, all right, Well it's a family sized box because again,
for some reason, some of these cereals I can only
find it family size, and I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But like, do you see where my anger comes from?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Also, I don't like that the back of the box
is trying to make it seem like the actual Crave
cereal has an icon. Crave does not have a recognizable mascot.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Mascot, so don't try it. Well, they're hanging out with
the creepy cinnamon and apple from the Oh, by the way,
I saw the spooky applejacks with marshmallows in stores.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But didn't we already have apple jacks at marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, because remember I didn't get those because we figured
they would just be way out of control suite, so
I didn't. But I'll get you know, those are the
Halloween ones, actually so perfect. When the monster cereals come,
we'll grab those.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I can't wait. I've never had them.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
This is baffling KM that you've never had a bowl
of Count chocolate in your life.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I just haven't.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I apologize cinnamon crunch crave. I'm not excited with chocolate
filling from Kellogg's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
There's definitely butt cracks, there's no there's no doubt. All right,
let me grab some milk.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Fat did I wait?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, it shop Rights shop Right milk, and I'm paying
for it, so I should just say, hm hm milk.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We're not giving any free advertising dollars away.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
When they give us some free milk, I'll say shop
Right milk. But until then, no Shopright milk.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's gonna be really funny when we one day actually
do get an ad, be it like gravity blankets or
like Netflix or something, and we actually have to stop
in the middle of a podcast and be like, hey, guys,
do you hate sleep time? We do too.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
We're the serial Killers, especially when there's frosted flakes corumbs
in my bed. Exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Alright, get twenty percent of you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like, hey, we'll get there one day. All right, here
we go, Andrew, you ready, look at the butt cracks first,
then eat them?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Not exciting.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh my god, it looks like poop. Again, look look
at it looks like butt cracks with poop.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh great, okay, okay, you know what my outrage I subsided.
This is actually decent. I get this three bowls in
a spoon.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You know I'm gonna do the same, and I'm going
back for another spoonful.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah you know I will too. If you want to
just go and post production and delete my whole little tirade, that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Would be great. Nope, because now it'll be funny.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Mm I like it. It's good because it's like not
overpoweringly chocolate or cinnamon sugar.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, it's kind of. It's a nice mix of both.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Look at you now, No, but I'm an idiot, and
I just realized, yes you are what really what happened.
What I'm trying to say is, yes, this tastes like
chocolate cinnamon toast crunch was hated and.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Now think chocolate in. Hold on, do we have any
in the ball?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
There's no ballmore. No, I took it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Home, did you really? Yeah, that's so messed up.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, I gave it to my friend.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You're such a thief.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, because my friend. When I tell them I do
a serial podcast, you like, do all the cereals just
sit there? And I say, yes, it does. And so
you know, if I see something I like, I take
it home for everyone's try.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Great. Thanks for jacking it, all right, I mean taking
the cereals. This is what I meant. All right. So
we're onto the classic box, and I'll call it a classic.
It came around in the early two thousands or so,
maybe somewhere between two thousand and five and two thousand
and seven. I couldn't nail the exact year down. Okay,
it's an additional one to another classic in a red box.
(06:41):
There's only one commercial that I could find for this cereal,
because I believe there was only one series of commercials
ever made. I haven't seen one since. Now they make
commercials and you just see a picture of it with
the main COMMERCIALKA, not a commercial, just for it. Okay.
I can't give you any more clues.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Here. Just listen to Nobody.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Knows about this place.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The signers of cereal new taste, A new taste, Hello, the.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Same cereals.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Let's go look at all the marshmallows. You know what
you mean? It's chatty cereal. Yeah, they're together, the magical
marshmallows you love with chocolate cereal pieces. It's new chocolate
lucky charms made with whole grain plus twelve vitamins and minerals,
part of a complete breakfast.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
No secret, doesn't chocolate lucky charms logically delicious? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh no, no, I don't want chocolate lucky charms.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Let me tell you what chocolate lucky charms are. Just
like what count chocola, it's chocolate pieces, marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Isn't there another cereal we had too that you said
was like count chocolate.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, cocoa puffs with marshmallows, all General Mills creations. So
I don't get it, but I'm sure they're delicious. But
did you notice in the commercial that he said the
marshmallow pieces you love with chocolate cereal? So that just
means there's more marshmallows than there is chocolate. Let's take
a look again. This massive family size box. Look how
(08:03):
happy the unicorn is. There's three new unicorn marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Wait what Kellugg's doesn't Okay that I was gonna say,
unicorn looks exactly like the unicorn from the US.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
This unicorn is much happier. Look at this one. That
one's just like this.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Hey, right, they have three new unicorns.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's right, three new unicorn marshmallws one, two, three, four
total because they had one before.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Thank you God, because I was so worried.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Wow, this definitely needs a Scotti shake. It's a big box. Yeah,
that's your workout for the day is Oh my god,
I'm sweating.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Wow, Look at the game on the back. Hop on
a unicorn of your very own. Choose one of the
four unicorn marshmallows as your game piece, place it on start,
and get ready to race.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The sad part is when I'm not here on Saturdays
and you're doing the board chip alone. I literally picture
you here being like what.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But there's nobody here to see.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Well, Scott, you did it again.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
They're magically delicious. A man, I love lucky charms.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I do too, but like again, I don't think everything.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Needs to be chocolate dy By the way, two years
after Chocolate Lucky Charms came out. Yeah, guess what came out?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I you what?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Chocolate marshmallow madies? What multime They wait a little while,
then they rip you off.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Listen, But didn't we like the malto meal one?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
We did the marshmallow mades fantastic from multimeal. I don't
think they make the chocolate marshmallow mades anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I loved my scooters. I still think about them.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It's how were you dreaming about it night? Little oh's
flying over your head when you're trying to sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Little larger o's than a cheerio because they can't trade
market all right.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So here we go, one percent milk an hour Chocolate
Lucky Charms. I think that's going to be wonderful. I
think it'll be slightly different than Count CHOCOLA.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Bonus box gonna fit into all this like I'm wondering
what your bonus is. Oh, you'll see t ominous. They'll
see they'll see oh, I put milk on my phone.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's good, Lucky Charms. I'm gonna take this unicorn right
here and this balloon and go.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
One two things.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Count chalcu la count choku la.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Wall Wait is it chocula or is it chocula count chocula? Okay,
because the way you were saying it was like Chokui
la chakila five balls. I was wondering if you were
like a Romanian prince or something.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Five m fin balls pretty good?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, it is like, O, God, must just go back
and take out what I said about not everything you
need to be chocolatey real grub.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I tell you you are very pessimistic and you always
think bad, this is gonna suck, and then you eat
it and it's delicious and vice versa. Well you think
things are gonna be great and you're like, this is grass?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So is that what I really sound like to you?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It sure is?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Is that? How like? You go home and you're like, Amy, Yeah,
we recorded a podcast today. Yeah you know we had
chocolate lucky charms and Andrew was like, ew grass and
then he was like, y, is that what you think
I sound like? It is?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And I actually when I do her voice, I do
that too. When she gets mad at me, I'm like,
that's not how I think you talk. It's just me
doing you.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Whenever somebody asks me about you, that's the I mean,
you know my voice for you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, that's where I got it from. Yeah, it's you
doing me.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Hey, guess what what serial killers?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But okay, it's bonus box time all right now? I like,
have we got rid of listening requests? Because we didn't
get them anymore?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
So I forgot about listening to request. Oh you know what,
Hold on a second. I just have to give props
to chocolate Lucky Charm request on Twitter. There were multiple ones,
and I feel bad because I'm definitely leaving somebody out.
But Randy said it's her off season Count Chocula because
that's exactly what it tastes like. If you close your
eyes and eat chocolate Lucky Charms, it is count Chocula.
(11:45):
As a matter of fact, I'm going to keep it
around until the Count Chocula comes out and we'll do
a taste test and see if you can decide.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You're not because I'm taking the chocolate Lucky Charms home. Okay,
that's going to be missing. I actually really liked it.
Oh good, It just tastes like a dessert. It's delicious.
Oh wait, I didn't read it, that's right, I gave it.
I give it four bowls in a spoon that is delicious, that.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Is fantastic, and someone else asked me to do it,
and I'm so sorry that I can't find your tweet.
I do love you, but we must move on. It's
bonus box time now. This cereal I just found it. Yeah,
no one asked me to do it. It's it's a
I'm doing air quotes now healthy brand.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I love that we're incorporating more healthy cereals and it's
really a nice change, I have to tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
But I don't think it really is healthy. I didn't
look at the ingredients or anything. I just bought it
because it was different, and I know we like different
things sometimes. And then I found out that post actually
is the mothership behind this brand.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, and let me go.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Down to the cereal sack for the bonus box. Mom's
Best What Mom's Best cereals again?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna guess that this is one of those
that is made by some granola ish company or was
his barber back and then it was probably sol to Post.
It does say Post consumer brands on it Mom's Best Cereals,
so oh god, yeah, I don't know. However, you kept
asking me for frosting many weas, So these are I
(13:07):
guess healthy frosted miniwats because these are Mom's best sweetened wheatfols,
so they kind of look like frosted miniweats. There's a
girl on the back that looks like she's wearing her
period bathing suit. I don't know why. God, And there's
a ladybug and an aloe plant and some girl like
looking to see if her armpits are shaved?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Can I see something really quick? I don't really what
exactly is the back of the box trying to say?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I thought you're gonna throw it at me. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, this is a cereal. Hey, why don't you try
keeping a plant alive? What?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's very earthy?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Instead of paper, try painting directly on leaves the rocks
for fun.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, and I can tell you that this box is
probably like one hundred percent recycled because feel it. It's
very thin and flimsy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah. But what happens if this one has the zip bag?
Wouldn't that be great? Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
But I bet it doesn't. I bet it's got some
thin crap bag because they're trying to save the earth.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Let's see, this box was made with renewable wind energy.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Of course it was.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
They literally lou the pieces of the cereal.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
In in pots thatc an ingredient sugar.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, I mean it's sweetened wheatfuls Eat the best, then
do what's best.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
This box is full of great things.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Am I supposed to plant the box like you didn't? Really,
we're supposed to mulch it and put seeds in it.
All right, that's actually a really good idea for a
healthy cereal. If it's like a renewable plant box. I
don't know if that's even a thing, but maybe that
would also affect the cereal.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
All I smell is.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Cardboard you yeah, I mean that's pure carbos. Hold on, sorry, Scott, No,
the third box of cereal? You don't use the fake bowl?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I forgot to get into those other bowls. Are they
like collecting molds someplace around here?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Threw them in the kitchen. Oh my god. I just
left them with caked on cereal and put them in
the kitchen. Hopefully somebody took them home.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Frosted mini wheats are a great cereal in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Well you're not these well, who knows? Maybe they are.
I'm sorry, I don't want to judge. I don't want
to be you and judge before I try, So let's
pour some milk in here. I do like the frosting
is nice. It's uh, you know, I don't know, maybe
not as much as Kelloggs would do.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
But it's difficult to make a bad frost in miniwheat, right, Like,
how do you really mix up the original formula? It's
literally wheat with sugar on it.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You would think, but let's see, I bet this is
all natural cane sugar, not processed.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, you know, on the back it does say at
the very bottoments its warning uses genetic engineering or something.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Partially produced with genetic engineering. That's right, you know. I
bet it wasn't when Moms owned it then post took
it over. Sorry, we're gonna make this crap in a lab. Yeah,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Ever, frow from miniweed, just not as sweet.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I really don't taste the sweet. This might as well
just be regular shredded wheat, because I really don't taste
the sweet. I give Its thing is as soon as
the milk touches the top part, the sugar goes away,
whereas with Kellogg's it's there for the duration. Mmmm, well
for the most of the duration.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, three balls. It's good, not great.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That one was sweet because it hadn't touched the milk.
See that one was good. Now I'm gonna up at
a spoon.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Okay, so what are you giving it?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Two balls in a spoon?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
If my mom handed me this hero, I would say,
I love you so much, but I don't think I
can eat this. Mom.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's not your best.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No. Well, usually I hate those puns, but that was
a good one. Is that even a pun?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It It wasn't a pun. I was just you know,
guess what, riffing and making a joke your morning is
pretty powerful. It's kind of like the boss of the
next twenty four hours. It doesn't just signal the start
of a new day. It determines how that day is
going to be lived. Will it be a good day
a bad day? But can I say one thing?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yes, you may like cereals right, mm hmm. I look
at the unicorn cereal right, clearly marketed to children, right,
captain crunch children, right, honey bunches of votes. Adults who
said a mother needed her own cereal.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well, some mom must have mixed this up in their
kitchen at some point and the kid's like, hey man,
that's good. And then she went into the cereal business.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't know, like the whole concept of it is
where it's like female specific pens or something along those lines,
where it's like, let's market this to mothers.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So well, it's not being marketed to mothers. It's probably
being marketed to children because their mom is making it
and it's best.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I don't know. I'm not buying that. I'm picturing them
literally being like, if you're an active mother on the go,
you have don't have to time. That's why they're giving
you tips of what to do with your kids. Go
pick a callow plant.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And look at the mom and the daughter paddleboarding. That's
what I'm saying the river.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
A mom needs a specific cereal. This doesn't make sense, but.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It's very responsible because they are wearing life vests. Guess
what she's wearing, like some Quaker hat.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, look new from post Dad's Best Cereal.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That's right, I'm in. Let's make it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Dad's Best Cereal, all the sugar and crap you could
ever want.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
All right, we gotta go because I don't We're not
going anywhere else with.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
This five slabs of bacon inside the cereal Dad's Best.
Three pigs were killed to make this cereal Dad's Best.
No milk needed, only beer.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
For construction workers that look at girls' asses when they
walk by Dad's Best.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, no, it's perfect. Get your cat call on Dad's Best.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
By the way, I watch out the window all the
time there's a construction site right outside. I will specifically
watch and wait for a girl to walk by and
all six heads turn it once. I'll never understand that. Seriously,
Hey baby, I mean, what do you think, Like, is
she gonna say, all, let's go? Yeah, because I love
just once for a girl to say, come on, guys,
let's go, let's have a big sixum orgy right here
(18:12):
in the alley. They'd be so scared they wouldn't know
what to do. They just run. So I think guys
are just like, you know, trying to be tough guys.
But when it comes down to it, they it's like
put up or shut up, and they would never put up,
So shut up. We gotta go. Thanks for cackling stance,
all right, thanks for listening to serial Killers. Follow us
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give that a like. We're gonna be starting a nice
little fan group for you guys to all talk in.
Scotty is throwing his stupid ass mother's wheatfols in it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Get the name right.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I can't talk because you're throwing things at me and
I'm trying to promote this podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Go ahead, sorry, so give us something like on Facebook
and shredded wheat will ruin the board.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
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(19:28):
And if you rate us and subscribe, that'll help us
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Speaker 2 (19:33):
I just want it to be sponsored by milk so
I can stop buying milk.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Please, you could just use the money you'd get from
a sponsor with the dairy board or something.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Just come on board.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
There's a board of dairy.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yes, there's a dairy board. Every genre of food has
a board. There's a cheeseboard, and there's a's like the
whatever the bean committee. Everyone has. They've all got something.
All right. We got to go until next time. Thank
you so much for listening to Serial Killers. We love you,
we appreciate you, and we'll see you soon.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Crash diabetes. Your stomach is hanging over the table.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I thought that went away.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No,
Who is that.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
That's Garrett trying to get in again.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh sorry, it's the end of the show. Just kidding,
it's the beginning of Serial Killers. Yes, episodes thirty six, No. Seven,
actually thirty seven. Oh wow, but I thought we weren't
going to say numbers anymore. Well, you know, I got
caught up in like the hype of things.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, so this is the last time we'll say the number.
I guess what, Scotti Bee will tell you.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
What's Sirajul been like to see that?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I let it go on a tiny bit longer.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You know what you did? What you put your hand
in my face. You ever put your hand in my
face again, I'll break your hand. How does that sound?
Was like that? No, it was more of like a
excuse me, the music's playing, don't talk, obnoxious idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well I was just trying to. I didn't want you
to talk over it because I don't want to cut
you off mid sentence.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Oh yeah, because I'm the one who talks too much
in this podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Calm down, Scott, all will be okay, okay, welcome to
Serial Killers. Thank you so much for listening. I'm Scotti B.
That's Andrew over there and how's your day going, Andrew?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It was going great until some body put their hand
in my face.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
They really bother you that much. I was just trying
to give you some direction.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So what was the direction? Shut the f up?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes, okay, yeah, So I have three cereals today, three
one classic, one new, one bonus. What would you like
to start with.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Such a radical train from our normal show?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Can we do the bonus box first? I just want
to throw you for a loop? No, sorry, wait I
said it. I wanted to throw you for a loop,
dad joke.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't know what you're trying to say, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That you were going to go, oh fruit loop.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I know what you're saying, but I don't know what
you're saying because I'm just being difficult. I heard you
say loop to throw myself off a bridge. There's no
bridges here. So classic or new new?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, it's a Kellogg's creation. Okay, we've had one of
these before. Okay, you said you never had it before,
but you did. Don't recall if you liked it all
that much?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Is it checks?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I think there was some butt crack action going on
when we had it last time. Think hard Andrew, I'm
gonna go down to the cereal set.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
We've probably had over one hundred different cereals. The fact
that you're okay, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
A new one from Kellogg's. Okay, it's a filled cereal. Yes,
can you guess? Is it the Filo one? Kelloggs doesn't
have many filled cereals. Okay, actually only one that I
can think of, so you should know.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Is it pop Tart cereal?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh, that's right, that is a filled one, So no,
it's not Poptart. There's another one, is it Filo Cereal?
That's Pillows And that's General Mills. And we did that already.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, you know, you said that there was a new flavor,
so I thought maybe there's a new Fillo flavor.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
No, it's a new crave flavor.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't like crave.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
This one's cinnamon crunch.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, well maybe I could do that then, And.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's filled with chocolate, so I'm guessing it's kind of like,
oh what, no, I'm guessing.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, no, no, no, no no. I hate it when churos
have chocolate on the inside. Churros are so good as
it is. Why do people put chocolate in suros? Dipping?
It in chocolate sauce. Yes, filling it with chocolate sauce.
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Who said truros at Truros?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, it's cinnamon and it's shaped like a churo.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh there's a cartoon on the back.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh, so you're just not acknowledging anything I just said,
because you're too focused on your damn cartoons.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I thought you'd be excited for this because it's basically
like a cinnamon toast crunch filled with chocolate.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
The witness comes to the stand.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, all right, Well it's a family sized box because again,
for some reason, some of these cereals I can only
find it family size, and I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But like, do you see where my anger comes from?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Also, I don't like that the back of the box
is trying to make it seem like the actual Crave
cereal has an icon. Crave does not have a recognizable mascot.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Mascot, so don't try it. Well, they're hanging out with
the creepy cinnamon and apple from the Oh, by the way,
I saw the spooky applejacks with marshmallows in stores.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But didn't we already have apple jacks at marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, because remember I didn't get those because we figured
they would just be way out of control suite, so
I didn't. But I'll get you know, those are the
Halloween ones, actually so perfect. When the monster cereals come,
we'll grab those.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I can't wait. I've never had them.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
This is baffling KM that you've never had a bowl
of Count chocolate in your life.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I just haven't.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I apologize cinnamon crunch crave. I'm not excited with chocolate
filling from Kellogg's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
There's definitely butt cracks, there's no there's no doubt. All right,
let me grab some milk.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Fat did I wait?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, it shop Rights shop Right milk, and I'm paying
for it, so I should just say, hm hm milk.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We're not giving any free advertising dollars away.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
When they give us some free milk, I'll say shop
Right milk. But until then, no Shopright milk.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's gonna be really funny when we one day actually
do get an ad, be it like gravity blankets or
like Netflix or something, and we actually have to stop
in the middle of a podcast and be like, hey, guys,
do you hate sleep time? We do too.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
We're the serial Killers, especially when there's frosted flakes corumbs
in my bed. Exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Alright, get twenty percent of you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Like, hey, we'll get there one day. All right, here
we go, Andrew, you ready, look at the butt cracks first,
then eat them?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Not exciting.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh my god, it looks like poop. Again, look look
at it looks like butt cracks with poop.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh great, okay, okay, you know what my outrage I subsided.
This is actually decent. I get this three bowls in
a spoon.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You know I'm gonna do the same, and I'm going
back for another spoonful.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah you know I will too. If you want to
just go and post production and delete my whole little tirade, that.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Would be great. Nope, because now it'll be funny.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Mm I like it. It's good because it's like not
overpoweringly chocolate or cinnamon sugar.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, it's kind of. It's a nice mix of both.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Look at you now, No, but I'm an idiot, and
I just realized, yes you are what really what happened.
What I'm trying to say is, yes, this tastes like
chocolate cinnamon toast crunch was hated and.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Now think chocolate in. Hold on, do we have any
in the ball?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
There's no ballmore. No, I took it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Home, did you really? Yeah, that's so messed up.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, I gave it to my friend.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You're such a thief.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, because my friend. When I tell them I do
a serial podcast, you like, do all the cereals just
sit there? And I say, yes, it does. And so
you know, if I see something I like, I take
it home for everyone's try.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Great. Thanks for jacking it, all right, I mean taking
the cereals. This is what I meant. All right. So
we're onto the classic box, and I'll call it a classic.
It came around in the early two thousands or so,
maybe somewhere between two thousand and five and two thousand
and seven. I couldn't nail the exact year down. Okay,
it's an additional one to another classic in a red box.
(06:41):
There's only one commercial that I could find for this cereal,
because I believe there was only one series of commercials
ever made. I haven't seen one since. Now they make
commercials and you just see a picture of it with
the main COMMERCIALKA, not a commercial, just for it. Okay.
I can't give you any more clues.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Here. Just listen to Nobody.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Knows about this place.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
The signers of cereal new taste, A new taste, Hello, the.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Same cereals.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Let's go look at all the marshmallows. You know what
you mean? It's chatty cereal. Yeah, they're together, the magical
marshmallows you love with chocolate cereal pieces. It's new chocolate
lucky charms made with whole grain plus twelve vitamins and minerals,
part of a complete breakfast.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
No secret, doesn't chocolate lucky charms logically delicious? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh no, no, I don't want chocolate lucky charms.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Let me tell you what chocolate lucky charms are. Just
like what count chocola, it's chocolate pieces, marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Isn't there another cereal we had too that you said
was like count chocolate.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, cocoa puffs with marshmallows, all General Mills creations. So
I don't get it, but I'm sure they're delicious. But
did you notice in the commercial that he said the
marshmallow pieces you love with chocolate cereal? So that just
means there's more marshmallows than there is chocolate. Let's take
a look again. This massive family size box. Look how
(08:03):
happy the unicorn is. There's three new unicorn marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Wait what Kellugg's doesn't Okay that I was gonna say,
unicorn looks exactly like the unicorn from the US.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
This unicorn is much happier. Look at this one. That
one's just like this.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Hey, right, they have three new unicorns.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's right, three new unicorn marshmallws one, two, three, four
total because they had one before.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Thank you God, because I was so worried.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Wow, this definitely needs a Scotti shake. It's a big box. Yeah,
that's your workout for the day is Oh my god,
I'm sweating.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Wow, Look at the game on the back. Hop on
a unicorn of your very own. Choose one of the
four unicorn marshmallows as your game piece, place it on start,
and get ready to race.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
The sad part is when I'm not here on Saturdays
and you're doing the board chip alone. I literally picture
you here being like what.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But there's nobody here to see.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Well, Scott, you did it again.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
They're magically delicious. A man, I love lucky charms.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I do too, but like again, I don't think everything.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Needs to be chocolate dy By the way, two years
after Chocolate Lucky Charms came out. Yeah, guess what came out?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I you what?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Chocolate marshmallow madies? What multime They wait a little while,
then they rip you off.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Listen, But didn't we like the malto meal one?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
We did the marshmallow mades fantastic from multimeal. I don't
think they make the chocolate marshmallow mades anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I loved my scooters. I still think about them.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
It's how were you dreaming about it night? Little oh's
flying over your head when you're trying to sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Little larger o's than a cheerio because they can't trade
market all right.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So here we go, one percent milk an hour Chocolate
Lucky Charms. I think that's going to be wonderful. I
think it'll be slightly different than Count CHOCOLA.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Bonus box gonna fit into all this like I'm wondering
what your bonus is. Oh, you'll see t ominous. They'll
see they'll see oh, I put milk on my phone.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's good, Lucky Charms. I'm gonna take this unicorn right
here and this balloon and go.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
One two things.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Count chalcu la count choku la.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Wall Wait is it chocula or is it chocula count chocula? Okay,
because the way you were saying it was like Chokui
la chakila five balls. I was wondering if you were
like a Romanian prince or something.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Five m fin balls pretty good?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, it is like, O, God, must just go back
and take out what I said about not everything you
need to be chocolatey real grub.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I tell you you are very pessimistic and you always
think bad, this is gonna suck, and then you eat
it and it's delicious and vice versa. Well you think
things are gonna be great and you're like, this is grass?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So is that what I really sound like to you?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It sure is?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Is that? How like? You go home and you're like, Amy, Yeah,
we recorded a podcast today. Yeah you know we had
chocolate lucky charms and Andrew was like, ew grass and
then he was like, y, is that what you think
I sound like? It is?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And I actually when I do her voice, I do
that too. When she gets mad at me, I'm like,
that's not how I think you talk. It's just me
doing you.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Whenever somebody asks me about you, that's the I mean,
you know my voice for you.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, that's where I got it from. Yeah, it's you
doing me.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Hey, guess what what serial killers?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
But okay, it's bonus box time all right now? I like,
have we got rid of listening requests? Because we didn't
get them anymore?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
So I forgot about listening to request. Oh you know what,
Hold on a second. I just have to give props
to chocolate Lucky Charm request on Twitter. There were multiple ones,
and I feel bad because I'm definitely leaving somebody out.
But Randy said it's her off season Count Chocula because
that's exactly what it tastes like. If you close your
eyes and eat chocolate Lucky Charms, it is count Chocula.
(11:45):
As a matter of fact, I'm going to keep it
around until the Count Chocula comes out and we'll do
a taste test and see if you can decide.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You're not because I'm taking the chocolate Lucky Charms home. Okay,
that's going to be missing. I actually really liked it.
Oh good, It just tastes like a dessert. It's delicious.
Oh wait, I didn't read it, that's right, I gave it.
I give it four bowls in a spoon that is delicious, that.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Is fantastic, and someone else asked me to do it,
and I'm so sorry that I can't find your tweet.
I do love you, but we must move on. It's
bonus box time now. This cereal I just found it. Yeah,
no one asked me to do it. It's it's a
I'm doing air quotes now healthy brand.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I love that we're incorporating more healthy cereals and it's
really a nice change, I have to tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
But I don't think it really is healthy. I didn't
look at the ingredients or anything. I just bought it
because it was different, and I know we like different
things sometimes. And then I found out that post actually
is the mothership behind this brand.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, and let me go.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Down to the cereal sack for the bonus box. Mom's
Best What Mom's Best cereals again?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna guess that this is one of those
that is made by some granola ish company or was
his barber back and then it was probably sol to Post.
It does say Post consumer brands on it Mom's Best Cereals,
so oh god, yeah, I don't know. However, you kept
asking me for frosting many weas, So these are I
(13:07):
guess healthy frosted miniwats because these are Mom's best sweetened wheatfols,
so they kind of look like frosted miniweats. There's a
girl on the back that looks like she's wearing her
period bathing suit. I don't know why. God, And there's
a ladybug and an aloe plant and some girl like
looking to see if her armpits are shaved?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Can I see something really quick? I don't really what
exactly is the back of the box trying to say?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I thought you're gonna throw it at me. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, this is a cereal. Hey, why don't you try
keeping a plant alive? What?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It's very earthy?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Instead of paper, try painting directly on leaves the rocks
for fun.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, and I can tell you that this box is
probably like one hundred percent recycled because feel it. It's
very thin and flimsy.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah. But what happens if this one has the zip bag?
Wouldn't that be great? Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
But I bet it doesn't. I bet it's got some
thin crap bag because they're trying to save the earth.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Let's see, this box was made with renewable wind energy.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Of course it was.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
They literally lou the pieces of the cereal.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
In in pots thatc an ingredient sugar.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, I mean it's sweetened wheatfuls Eat the best, then
do what's best.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
This box is full of great things.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Am I supposed to plant the box like you didn't? Really,
we're supposed to mulch it and put seeds in it.
All right, that's actually a really good idea for a
healthy cereal. If it's like a renewable plant box. I
don't know if that's even a thing, but maybe that
would also affect the cereal.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
All I smell is.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Cardboard you yeah, I mean that's pure carbos. Hold on, sorry, Scott, No,
the third box of cereal? You don't use the fake bowl?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I forgot.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I forgot to get into those other bowls. Are they
like collecting molds someplace around here?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Threw them in the kitchen. Oh my god. I just
left them with caked on cereal and put them in
the kitchen. Hopefully somebody took them home.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Frosted mini wheats are a great cereal in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Well you're not these well, who knows? Maybe they are.
I'm sorry, I don't want to judge. I don't want
to be you and judge before I try, So let's
pour some milk in here. I do like the frosting
is nice. It's uh, you know, I don't know, maybe
not as much as Kelloggs would do.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
But it's difficult to make a bad frost in miniwheat, right, Like,
how do you really mix up the original formula? It's
literally wheat with sugar on it.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You would think, but let's see, I bet this is
all natural cane sugar, not processed.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, you know, on the back it does say at
the very bottoments its warning uses genetic engineering or something.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Partially produced with genetic engineering. That's right, you know. I
bet it wasn't when Moms owned it then post took
it over. Sorry, we're gonna make this crap in a lab. Yeah,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Ever, frow from miniweed, just not as sweet.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I really don't taste the sweet. This might as well
just be regular shredded wheat, because I really don't taste
the sweet. I give Its thing is as soon as
the milk touches the top part, the sugar goes away,
whereas with Kellogg's it's there for the duration. Mmmm, well
for the most of the duration.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, three balls. It's good, not great.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That one was sweet because it hadn't touched the milk.
See that one was good. Now I'm gonna up at
a spoon.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Okay, so what are you giving it?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Two balls in a spoon?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
If my mom handed me this hero, I would say,
I love you so much, but I don't think I
can eat this. Mom.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's not your best.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
No. Well, usually I hate those puns, but that was
a good one. Is that even a pun?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It It wasn't a pun. I was just you know,
guess what, riffing and making a joke your morning is
pretty powerful. It's kind of like the boss of the
next twenty four hours. It doesn't just signal the start
of a new day. It determines how that day is
going to be lived. Will it be a good day
a bad day? But can I say one thing?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yes, you may like cereals right, mm hmm. I look
at the unicorn cereal right, clearly marketed to children, right,
captain crunch children, right, honey bunches of votes. Adults who
said a mother needed her own cereal.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well, some mom must have mixed this up in their
kitchen at some point and the kid's like, hey man,
that's good. And then she went into the cereal business.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't know, like the whole concept of it is
where it's like female specific pens or something along those lines,
where it's like, let's market this to mothers.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So well, it's not being marketed to mothers. It's probably
being marketed to children because their mom is making it
and it's best.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I don't know. I'm not buying that. I'm picturing them
literally being like, if you're an active mother on the go,
you have don't have to time. That's why they're giving
you tips of what to do with your kids. Go
pick a callow plant.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And look at the mom and the daughter paddleboarding. That's
what I'm saying the river.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
A mom needs a specific cereal. This doesn't make sense, but.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
It's very responsible because they are wearing life vests. Guess
what she's wearing, like some Quaker hat.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, look new from post Dad's Best Cereal.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
That's right, I'm in. Let's make it.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Dad's Best Cereal, all the sugar and crap you could
ever want.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
All right, we gotta go because I don't We're not
going anywhere else with.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
This five slabs of bacon inside the cereal Dad's Best.
Three pigs were killed to make this cereal Dad's Best.
No milk needed, only beer.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
For construction workers that look at girls' asses when they
walk by Dad's Best.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, no, it's perfect. Get your cat call on Dad's Best.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
By the way, I watch out the window all the
time there's a construction site right outside. I will specifically
watch and wait for a girl to walk by and
all six heads turn it once. I'll never understand that. Seriously,
Hey baby, I mean, what do you think, Like, is
she gonna say, all, let's go? Yeah, because I love
just once for a girl to say, come on, guys,
let's go, let's have a big sixum orgy right here
(18:12):
in the alley. They'd be so scared they wouldn't know
what to do. They just run. So I think guys
are just like, you know, trying to be tough guys.
But when it comes down to it, they it's like
put up or shut up, and they would never put up,
So shut up. We gotta go. Thanks for cackling stance,
all right, thanks for listening to serial Killers. Follow us
please serial Killers PC on Twitter and the Facebook.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Thing.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
You do it, I can't.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You have to send us a Make sure you go
to our serial Killers podcast page on Facebook. You go
give that a like. We're gonna be starting a nice
little fan group for you guys to all talk in.
Scotty is throwing his stupid ass mother's wheatfols in it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Get the name right.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I can't talk because you're throwing things at me and
I'm trying to promote this podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Go ahead, sorry, so give us something like on Facebook
and shredded wheat will ruin the board.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well that's your fault, not mine. Go on. Okay, So,
like it's on Facebook, make sure you follow us there.
Make sure you hit the subscribe button wherever you're listening
to podcasts. We recently opened up on a whole bunch
of other podcast sites. So wherever you're listening, we love
that you're listening. Give us a like. Rate us too,
because ratings do us wonders. Maybe one day this podcast
will be sponsored by Gravity Blankets, but until then it's not.
(19:28):
And if you rate us and subscribe, that'll help us
one day maybe actually make money on this thing.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I just want it to be sponsored by milk so
I can stop buying milk.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Please, you could just use the money you'd get from
a sponsor with the dairy board or something.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Just come on board.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
There's a board of dairy.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yes, there's a dairy board. Every genre of food has
a board. There's a cheeseboard, and there's a's like the
whatever the bean committee. Everyone has. They've all got something.
All right. We got to go until next time. Thank
you so much for listening to Serial Killers. We love you,
we appreciate you, and we'll see you soon.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Crash diabetes. Your stomach is hanging over the table.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
I thought that went away.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No,
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