June 12, 2023 • 19 mins
Today we will check out a bunch of colorful cereals! Excited for new Rainbow Krispies from Kellogg's! Then, pull over the garbage can! It's time for some Keto crap! Will WalMart's Strawberry Lemonade Cereal save our tastebuds???
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, Is that the shot we want to go with? Yeah,
that's the shot we want to go with, a little
low champ all right, Hey, oh damn it, this arm
is stupid. Welcome to Serial Killers. The band is back together.
Band is back together. Hi Andrew, Hi Scott? Are you
recording this time? Yes, I'm recording. Well, on that last
(00:23):
one it looked like this too, but yeah, we couldn't
hear you see this little button? Yes, it's on. Okayyy.
Today's Monday, June twelfth. This is Serial Killers, the podcast
where we eat cereal breakfast cereal, and we let you
know whether it's good or not, and then you, you know,
choose on your own whether you're gonna go get it,
love it, love it, love it. Okay, Now, Happy Pride, Andrew,
(00:45):
Happy Pride, Scott. June is Pride month is very colorful,
stupid band box here? Okay, and have some colorful cereal?
Oh okay, yeah, sure, froot loops? Why would we have
fruit loops? I don't know, because it's a colorful serial Oh,
the ones with the the Yabba dabadoo. Why would we
have fruity pebbles? Guys? It's colorful? Did it? Three hundred
(01:06):
episodes ago. Okay, well maybe they have a special Pride edition. No, okay,
well do you want to eat? Sure? Okay, snap, crackle
pop rice crispies. Okay, so I was very close, not
at all, you could have any any colorful cereal, I
mean colorful. You weren't close because these these are brand new.
I'm sorry, wait, can we just go back to that
(01:28):
word colorful? Colorful? I've never heard you say it that way. Colorful. Yeah,
you've had like a weird accent on that. These are
rainbow crispies. They're snapped and crackle and pop. Who opened them? Well,
they ate it on the show about a week ago. Oh,
because Elvis couldn't wait. So I'm getting leftovers. No, I
didn't try it, got it? I have not tried. I
refuse to try it. Okay, because this podcast was most important.
(01:48):
Oh okay, well let me tell you. I ate the
coconut granola one that you've had. I've been eating it
in Diamond Studio this whole time. I fing loved that cereal.
It's so good. Yeah, you missed that that. So these
are not all rice. This is multi grain cereal. This
is gonna be a different consistency than your traditional rice crispies.
(02:09):
These are a little uh, I don't know, what do
you call those cups? Kind of yeah, you know, scoops,
I guess. Now, way back in the day, they had
marshmallow crispies, which were regular rice crispies with colorful marshmallows,
and then there was fruity rice crispies, the same kind
of thing with fruity marshmallows. So this is this is
just completely different. It's fruity flavor. Now. This is if
(02:29):
I had a guess, I would say, this is going
to taste like what what what do you think if
it's a fruity cereal and Kellogg's makes it, what do
you think it's gonna taste? Like? What do you think?
Come on, Andrew, it's gonna taste like you were so
good in that one episode Loops. Very good. Let's see.
(02:53):
So back to me being right, Well, it took you
about an hour and a half. Okay, enough with the phone.
Come on, you got fifteen minutes here, just turn it off.
Turn off the world. Now, surprisingly, very surprisingly, here we go.
They smell like fruity pebbles. But I was right on
both accounts. No, no, I said, they smell like fruity pebbles.
They do well, No, no, no, hold on, they you
(03:16):
know what they smell like. Smell it again. Smell again.
We guys show the shape too. They're way bigger. Smell
it again. You know what? They smell like? Hawaiian punch.
Now yes, now, okay, absolutely not, I say yes. No. Well,
now nobody could see me because you put the box
in my face. I put it in the front of us. Well,
us is over here and I'm blocked, and you have
a whole camera view. Now if you listen carefully, they
(03:39):
still snap, crackle and pop. Oh they do right, ry
as Mr. People who hate that playful shape. It adds
fun to every bite. I don't like that. It's a
playful shape. You got yellow, orange, red, one, two things, purple, blue, green, rainbow.
(04:00):
What you just said? This is rice Krispyes, the thing
fruit loops. No, this is fruity pebbles. No, it's more
fruit loops. I mean we want to fight right here.
It's this is fruit loops in a different shape. Now,
this to me tastes like fruity pebbles. You know nothing
about cereal or life. Well, this is my opinion. Am
(04:22):
I allowed to have an opinion on my show. Your
opinion is wrong, Okay, Well it's not, and folks can
comment in the comments if they if they want to
say something different. This tastes like fruity pebbles. Nope, A
weaker version of it. Impossibility. It does not taste like
fruit loops to me at all. I give it three bowls.
(04:46):
I'm giving it four bowls in a spoon. It's very good.
I don't and he's a little bit more fruity flavor.
But I also feel like this tastes like actual fruit,
whereas fruit loops does not. There's like a weird crunch.
There is a weird crunch to it, and I think
that's one of the grains in the multi grain. Yeah,
I don't like it. Rice flour, sugar, whole grain, oat flower,
(05:07):
whole wheat flour, fruit toose two percent or less of
canola oil. I see. I don't see any fruit flavors
in here. Though it says there's natural flavors, I don't know.
It feels like there's seeds in it. Well, now you're
being bought by the box. I don't care. It's so good.
I'll just keep eating it. Okay, I'm I'm over it.
I'm not because it's fruit loops in a different shape
(05:27):
to me, to this reviewer, it is not like if
it didn't have that weird little crunch, I would have
given it five balls. But whatever grain that it's just
got darker in here. Oh no, because the other studio
went dark. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Eight grams
a whole grains makes it sound healthy, but it's really not. Yeah,
there's no way that's healthy. But it's very rainbow e Yeah,
(05:49):
so I wonder if they purposely like put it out
right around this time of year, so it coincided with
Pride month probably maybe right, Yeah, there's Crackle waving the
rainbow flower. Let me tell you something not waving the
rainbow flag. If it's any of them, it's Crackle, Okay,
just saying, okay, you know I always thought, you know, Crackle, Okay, Scott,
(06:10):
I like him though, all right, shall we move on? Sure?
This next cereal also new, so it shouldn't really you know,
but it's also colorful, okay, so I thought it would
fit the you know, hue of this episode. Okay, Now
what I should have actually done is taken two four
six eight dollars. You know, I used two, So that's
why I counted in two and put it right in
(06:30):
a paper shredder, because that's what I can tell you
right off the bat, that we're going to vomit. We're
going to spit things out. What is it like a
magic spoon. It's wonder Works. Oh no, fruity Keto friendly Cereal. No. Now,
if you remember, we had the original WonderWorks while it
(06:52):
was still under locking it. It was in a white box. Yeah,
there was no logo. It just was white with blue letters.
Because Secret Squirrel Joel got that four before it was
even out on the market. Thanks Secret Squirrel Joel. Yeah,
that was his really one big come through. I mean
he's good. He actually texted me twice this week with
new Cereals that we don't have yet. But that one
was hardcore because that came right from the General Mills
(07:12):
repd hardcore man. We got secret Cereal boxes. Yeah, he
took me into the office. It was a whole thing. No, no,
but I don't think I still don't think we were
supposed to eat them on the show. Well we did.
Are these people farting on the back? Uh, why can't
astronauts do laundry in space. Oh, it's they're supposed to
(07:33):
just be smelly because they can't do laundry in space.
Why should you bounce a cranberry. There's lots of things
on here. It's all facts because it's wonder works. So
their whole stick is like everything is wonders It's not
a gire watermelon square they're not. No, they have square watermelon,
I know, but not really. In Japan they do. You
don't go on a shop right and buy a square watermelon.
It's kind of it's a novel Japan they do. It's
(07:55):
a novelty specialty item. Here it is, right, but like
other places overseas, you know, right, but we don't have them.
Just because you're the United States doesn't mean that there's
no world outside of you. I didn't say that. I
just said we don't want That's why you're phrasing it.
You're phrasing it as if it's like, no, it doesn't exist. No,
it does not here, okay, but other places. No, it's
(08:17):
literally what you're saying. It smells okay, No, that smells
like straight up bubble gum, and not even good bubble gum,
but like the sugar free one like the disgusting. It
smells kind of like the bazukato that your grandma had
(08:37):
in the bottom of her purse with the lint in it,
and the comic was all so growing up, they had
the pink bubble gum medicine yes moxic, and they still
have it. So there was always two versions of it though,
depending you've said this before, and you had money, and
there was one that you got the name brand or
you got the generic. And this is why do you
always hold it over the stupid man box? Don't want
to test you dumb. It's not testing me. I mean
(09:00):
you spit all over it before, so get ready for
it again. This is gonna be I sweat. Should I
get the garbage you can from? No? No, that's fine.
Newman would probably like this, right Newman? You keto freak?
Well he has to be keto. He's as diabetes. What
are you doing? I don't want you spitting all over
my box? Are we sharing a space with the garbage can? Yes?
Here we go. Want to get both colors? Okay, there's
(09:35):
Oh my god, it was just terrible. It really Oh
my god, Oh my god, I tell you I didn't
I didn't feel the need to spit this one out.
But it's bad. Who oh my god, I mean, I
(09:56):
have to tell you this is by far when to
be word cereals I've ever had in my entire life.
So nothing, this is nothing. The minute you eat it, Yeah,
it gets bland dry, and then you just get this
weird powdery sensation powder make but it's like sugary but
not even sugary powder. It's just nasty. This is nasty.
(10:17):
This should not exist. This is terrible. But there are
people that be like, yeah, I eat it every day, Well,
good for you, how though I won't. I'm gonna give
it a spoon. Oh no, this is a sin. It's bad.
But since I didn't spit it out, I can't give
it nothing. No, I'm getting auxious again. Uh uh no, No,
(10:38):
all right, no this No, I need like an exorcism
to exercise whoever made wonder work cereal? Because this is
General Mills. Learn about cereal. Well, I'm gonna go to
General Mills with a priest and we're gonna bless whoever
create created this abomination. Let me tell you something in
my stomach right now is hot tuna from breakfast. Please
(11:00):
and please, and this go no further. I'm having a problem.
Well yeah, I mean you ate tuna and keto cereal.
I might have to evacuate before we're done with this
particular episode. Oh okay, I just don't understand what fruit
they think tastes like this. It's just fruity. This is
not what fruit tastes like. I think I'm going blind.
(11:22):
Is it possible? No, Stevia, stupid stevia, the stevia, the
weird fruit taste, all of it. Bad, bad, bad. All right,
we're gonna take a break now. We'll have lots of
sugar right after this. You know, one of these days, No, no, no,
one of these days, we're actually gonna get the sounds back. Yeah,
(11:44):
I'm gonna do that. So we're going on it. Well,
the show that we all, we both work for it
is going on vacation soon. So once that is I
have some free time again. Every time I have like
a free week or something, I really just like dive in. However,
the YouTube is updated frequently, so I got better with that. Sorry, guys,
it's been a crazy couple weeks. I'm gonna go into
(12:04):
my email and try to find every file that Brody
ever sent me with all the stuff? Amazing? Does it
disappear after a while? You can go find it in
the archives, right, So I'm a weirdo and I keep
every text too. Yeah, but I do too. Yeah, you can.
You would just go to your scent and just type
in Andrew and like serial sound all right, I'm gonna
do that, and I'm gonna I'm gonna forward you everything, okay,
(12:25):
and then you can just put it all in, put
it in the new stupid man box. But then what
happens if you don't use this new stupid man box
one time? Then we don't have it. Well, I want
to use this one more because now I understand how
to use it. It took me a second, but it
makes sense now, you know what. I'm just realizing what
This episode is full of new cereals, Wow, but also fruity,
colorful things. Curated it? I did? I did. You were
(12:47):
so proud of yourself too. You came strolling down the
hallway with your seventies character walk and you're like, I
just curated a perfect episode. I did. Well, you know,
we do have to eat the crap. Yeah, So here's
a brand, here's another cereal that's new, and this one
is from Walmart. You may have seen a picture of
it on our Instagram. No, you don't, look I probably
(13:10):
liked it. Yeah, well, this is one of the three
new cereals. I wanted to try this one. It's strawberry lemonade.
Fruity looking, so it's perfect for this episode. Strawberry lemonade. Well,
strawberries are fruit, right, aren't lemons fruit? But there's no
real lemon or strawberries in here? I know, but you're
saying fruity look. Wow. The first ingredient juggar. Yes, that's insanity.
(13:34):
I told you. My mom always told me if sugar
is the first or second ingredient, uh uh uh, A
lot of sugar in it. It's just not good for you.
Soybean oil. Wow, this bad stuff in here? Oh sobe
It was probably not that bad. But still there's no
fruit in here. What are you doing? My mom always
told me sugar the first ingredient. Uh uh oh. It
(13:56):
also contains bioengineered food ingredients. I bet if this was
made in California it would also cause cancer. Yeah, they'd
probably put that on there. Smack that label on there.
Great value as Walmart's brand this looks exactly exactly like
ke works that like Keto wonder works like it literally does.
We should ship the Keto cereal to Newman. We should,
(14:17):
and then let's have him try it. Otherwise it's just
gonna go on the trash. You should also do your
episode with him where he asked two fun questions for
bowl Chat. I'm waiting, Well, you have to set it
up the same way I had to set it up. No,
I don't. Newman will set that up. Oh okay, I
didn't know you were such a princess. No he could
come to me. Yeah, no, you know. Andy has to
make everything work. But for this, no, I have to
(14:39):
conserve milk because we do need to record another episode
after this. So oh today, By the way, we're using
one percent bowl and basket milk. Note that is a lie.
One percent Farmland Dairries, No love. Where are our friends
at Farmlanderrries. Remember that time when they were going to
have a conversation with us and they were going to
sponsor this podcast one day, Hello Farmland Darries. Maybe one
day we'll get a spond ready Andrew one two three.
(15:02):
It smells a lot more like strawberry lemonade than it
tastes I got nothing. Where is the strawberry and where's
the lemonade? I got nothing. There's just a sour. There's
a little bit of citric taste, just a little bit,
which is weird because it makes you think the milk
is curdled. I like that though. See I like the
lemon and milk. I know it's weird, but I love
that combination. Yeah, sorbet it goes back. I like goes
(15:25):
back to when I was a kid, and I told
you the lemon fruit pie is from Hostess, always with
a cold glass of milk. That citrus and milk combining
in your mouth. Just it's a collision of flavors. Calm
it down, Gordon Ramsay, it's okay. This one is eh
eh lame. I give this two bowls in a spoon. Hmm.
(15:46):
It's very underwhelming. I I was. I had high hopes
for this, to be honest, because I was thinking, like
if they had more strawberry. There's no strawberry taste, right,
so all your taste is a little bit of the lemon. Yeah.
So two balls and a spoon from you, I will
give it three balls. It's it's it's mediocre. It's mediocre.
It's blah. This episode sucked. It did not hit the
(16:09):
mark when I talked the episode back, and here I
am eating a three bowler a vomit and this one
I like the rainbow crispieshame well. Unfortunately, Oh Jesus, there's
some something's on my lip. I had a phantom hair
on my arm the other day. Yeah. I kept feeling
it and I kept going like this and I couldn't
find it. You know, it's worse. The phantom booger is
(16:29):
the worst. Oh yeah, though, And do you shave your
nose hair? I pluck them. I know you're not supposed
to do the same when they go out, I just
go same. Yeah. They say you're not supposed to do that. MRSA. Okay,
that's what That's what I'm told. Yeah, probably is. I
can't understand why you get hair out. You get when
you shave the inside of your nose and the new
(16:50):
ones grow in. Sometimes they get like stuck or something,
and then you're like, oh, it's kind of like when
you shave your arm completely down and it starts going back.
And I never shaved my arms ever. You don't have to.
You don't really have anything on your arms. I am
hairless on my arms. You have alopecia all over your body? No,
just here, Okay, look at how all that cream worked, zych. Well,
(17:10):
thank you for listening to Serial Killers next week's episode.
I was I'm debating. There's two serials that I really
want to do. One I think that we have to
and one that I think that I want to. But
we can't do them both, okay, because I can't blow it.
There's a lot of new cereals, and we have a
lot of them right here in the cereal sack. I
am really looking forward to it. Okay, Well, thank you
for listening to this exciting episode of Serial Killers. Please
(17:32):
follow us on social platforms at serial Killers PC. I'm
Andrew Pug on Instagram and I'm Z Scotty B. That's
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get an email when there's a comment. All right, well
(17:53):
you could shut that off. Thank you so much. I
don't know the pastor so much for watching you never
get the passage with you guys, and we hope you
all have a wonderful, wonderful day. We'll see you on
Wednesday maybe until next time. Remember the time when I
asked you for the password and I never got it? Okay? Also,
are we having a bull chat on Wednesday? I hope?
So what do you mean you hope? So? I hope?
So can you record Monday or Tuesday? I hope? I
(18:14):
can hope. You know, want you just pencil me in
when you say penciled me in, But you know I
have a lot of other things going on, and you
know this, and then you bring it to a public
forum and then everyone totaxts me. It's a great time.
These people, though, they like they look forward, they look
forward to things. Yes, but unfortunately, my full time job
can be very stressful. This is part of it. No,
it's not. It is because I'm gonna get a text
(18:36):
from Matt while he's driving to work. No bull chat.
I'm like, nope, Andrew, Okay, well it's always mine because
I'm ready for it. I'm ready. Yeah, you're ready. At
ten fifteen, which is like prime time, for meetings. I'll
do it right now. The show is over, I'll do
it right now. Okay, ready, great, all right, we're gonna
record bull Chat right now until we see you on
Wednesday with the bull Chat. We're about to record, say crunch, Andrew, Crunch. No,
(19:00):
the minute this turns off, you're gonna go, all right,
picture a picture for this and let's go into the
next serial Killers. That's exactly what I'm gonna say. And
although you're wrong, picture a picture comes after. Okay, Ready,
go
Hello, Is that the shot we want to go with? Yeah,
that's the shot we want to go with, a little
low champ all right, Hey, oh damn it, this arm
is stupid. Welcome to Serial Killers. The band is back together.
Band is back together. Hi Andrew, Hi Scott? Are you
recording this time? Yes, I'm recording. Well, on that last
(00:23):
one it looked like this too, but yeah, we couldn't
hear you see this little button? Yes, it's on. Okayyy.
Today's Monday, June twelfth. This is Serial Killers, the podcast
where we eat cereal breakfast cereal, and we let you
know whether it's good or not, and then you, you know,
choose on your own whether you're gonna go get it,
love it, love it, love it. Okay, Now, Happy Pride, Andrew,
(00:45):
Happy Pride, Scott. June is Pride month is very colorful,
stupid band box here? Okay, and have some colorful cereal?
Oh okay, yeah, sure, froot loops? Why would we have
fruit loops? I don't know, because it's a colorful serial Oh,
the ones with the the Yabba dabadoo. Why would we
have fruity pebbles? Guys? It's colorful? Did it? Three hundred
(01:06):
episodes ago. Okay, well maybe they have a special Pride edition. No, okay,
well do you want to eat? Sure? Okay, snap, crackle
pop rice crispies. Okay, so I was very close, not
at all, you could have any any colorful cereal, I
mean colorful. You weren't close because these these are brand new.
I'm sorry, wait, can we just go back to that
(01:28):
word colorful? Colorful? I've never heard you say it that way. Colorful. Yeah,
you've had like a weird accent on that. These are
rainbow crispies. They're snapped and crackle and pop. Who opened them? Well,
they ate it on the show about a week ago. Oh,
because Elvis couldn't wait. So I'm getting leftovers. No, I
didn't try it, got it? I have not tried. I
refuse to try it. Okay, because this podcast was most important.
(01:48):
Oh okay, well let me tell you. I ate the
coconut granola one that you've had. I've been eating it
in Diamond Studio this whole time. I fing loved that cereal.
It's so good. Yeah, you missed that that. So these
are not all rice. This is multi grain cereal. This
is gonna be a different consistency than your traditional rice crispies.
(02:09):
These are a little uh, I don't know, what do
you call those cups? Kind of yeah, you know, scoops,
I guess. Now, way back in the day, they had
marshmallow crispies, which were regular rice crispies with colorful marshmallows,
and then there was fruity rice crispies, the same kind
of thing with fruity marshmallows. So this is this is
just completely different. It's fruity flavor. Now. This is if
(02:29):
I had a guess, I would say, this is going
to taste like what what what do you think if
it's a fruity cereal and Kellogg's makes it, what do
you think it's gonna taste? Like? What do you think?
Come on, Andrew, it's gonna taste like you were so
good in that one episode Loops. Very good. Let's see.
(02:53):
So back to me being right, Well, it took you
about an hour and a half. Okay, enough with the phone.
Come on, you got fifteen minutes here, just turn it off.
Turn off the world. Now, surprisingly, very surprisingly, here we go.
They smell like fruity pebbles. But I was right on
both accounts. No, no, I said, they smell like fruity pebbles.
They do well, No, no, no, hold on, they you
(03:16):
know what they smell like. Smell it again. Smell again.
We guys show the shape too. They're way bigger. Smell
it again. You know what? They smell like? Hawaiian punch.
Now yes, now, okay, absolutely not, I say yes. No. Well,
now nobody could see me because you put the box
in my face. I put it in the front of us. Well,
us is over here and I'm blocked, and you have
a whole camera view. Now if you listen carefully, they
(03:39):
still snap, crackle and pop. Oh they do right, ry
as Mr. People who hate that playful shape. It adds
fun to every bite. I don't like that. It's a
playful shape. You got yellow, orange, red, one, two things, purple, blue, green, rainbow.
(04:00):
What you just said? This is rice Krispyes, the thing
fruit loops. No, this is fruity pebbles. No, it's more
fruit loops. I mean we want to fight right here.
It's this is fruit loops in a different shape. Now,
this to me tastes like fruity pebbles. You know nothing
about cereal or life. Well, this is my opinion. Am
(04:22):
I allowed to have an opinion on my show. Your
opinion is wrong, Okay, Well it's not, and folks can
comment in the comments if they if they want to
say something different. This tastes like fruity pebbles. Nope, A
weaker version of it. Impossibility. It does not taste like
fruit loops to me at all. I give it three bowls.
(04:46):
I'm giving it four bowls in a spoon. It's very good.
I don't and he's a little bit more fruity flavor.
But I also feel like this tastes like actual fruit,
whereas fruit loops does not. There's like a weird crunch.
There is a weird crunch to it, and I think
that's one of the grains in the multi grain. Yeah,
I don't like it. Rice flour, sugar, whole grain, oat flower,
(05:07):
whole wheat flour, fruit toose two percent or less of
canola oil. I see. I don't see any fruit flavors
in here. Though it says there's natural flavors, I don't know.
It feels like there's seeds in it. Well, now you're
being bought by the box. I don't care. It's so good.
I'll just keep eating it. Okay, I'm I'm over it.
I'm not because it's fruit loops in a different shape
(05:27):
to me, to this reviewer, it is not like if
it didn't have that weird little crunch, I would have
given it five balls. But whatever grain that it's just
got darker in here. Oh no, because the other studio
went dark. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Eight grams
a whole grains makes it sound healthy, but it's really not. Yeah,
there's no way that's healthy. But it's very rainbow e Yeah,
(05:49):
so I wonder if they purposely like put it out
right around this time of year, so it coincided with
Pride month probably maybe right, Yeah, there's Crackle waving the
rainbow flower. Let me tell you something not waving the
rainbow flag. If it's any of them, it's Crackle, Okay,
just saying, okay, you know I always thought, you know, Crackle, Okay, Scott,
(06:10):
I like him though, all right, shall we move on? Sure?
This next cereal also new, so it shouldn't really you know,
but it's also colorful, okay, so I thought it would
fit the you know, hue of this episode. Okay, Now
what I should have actually done is taken two four
six eight dollars. You know, I used two, So that's
why I counted in two and put it right in
(06:30):
a paper shredder, because that's what I can tell you
right off the bat, that we're going to vomit. We're
going to spit things out. What is it like a
magic spoon. It's wonder Works. Oh no, fruity Keto friendly Cereal. No. Now,
if you remember, we had the original WonderWorks while it
(06:52):
was still under locking it. It was in a white box. Yeah,
there was no logo. It just was white with blue letters.
Because Secret Squirrel Joel got that four before it was
even out on the market. Thanks Secret Squirrel Joel. Yeah,
that was his really one big come through. I mean
he's good. He actually texted me twice this week with
new Cereals that we don't have yet. But that one
was hardcore because that came right from the General Mills
(07:12):
repd hardcore man. We got secret Cereal boxes. Yeah, he
took me into the office. It was a whole thing. No, no,
but I don't think I still don't think we were
supposed to eat them on the show. Well we did.
Are these people farting on the back? Uh, why can't
astronauts do laundry in space. Oh, it's they're supposed to
(07:33):
just be smelly because they can't do laundry in space.
Why should you bounce a cranberry. There's lots of things
on here. It's all facts because it's wonder works. So
their whole stick is like everything is wonders It's not
a gire watermelon square they're not. No, they have square watermelon,
I know, but not really. In Japan they do. You
don't go on a shop right and buy a square watermelon.
It's kind of it's a novel Japan they do. It's
(07:55):
a novelty specialty item. Here it is, right, but like
other places overseas, you know, right, but we don't have them.
Just because you're the United States doesn't mean that there's
no world outside of you. I didn't say that. I
just said we don't want That's why you're phrasing it.
You're phrasing it as if it's like, no, it doesn't exist. No,
it does not here, okay, but other places. No, it's
(08:17):
literally what you're saying. It smells okay, No, that smells
like straight up bubble gum, and not even good bubble gum,
but like the sugar free one like the disgusting. It
smells kind of like the bazukato that your grandma had
(08:37):
in the bottom of her purse with the lint in it,
and the comic was all so growing up, they had
the pink bubble gum medicine yes moxic, and they still
have it. So there was always two versions of it though,
depending you've said this before, and you had money, and
there was one that you got the name brand or
you got the generic. And this is why do you
always hold it over the stupid man box? Don't want
to test you dumb. It's not testing me. I mean
(09:00):
you spit all over it before, so get ready for
it again. This is gonna be I sweat. Should I
get the garbage you can from? No? No, that's fine.
Newman would probably like this, right Newman? You keto freak?
Well he has to be keto. He's as diabetes. What
are you doing? I don't want you spitting all over
my box? Are we sharing a space with the garbage can? Yes?
Here we go. Want to get both colors? Okay, there's
(09:35):
Oh my god, it was just terrible. It really Oh
my god, Oh my god, I tell you I didn't
I didn't feel the need to spit this one out.
But it's bad. Who oh my god, I mean, I
(09:56):
have to tell you this is by far when to
be word cereals I've ever had in my entire life.
So nothing, this is nothing. The minute you eat it, Yeah,
it gets bland dry, and then you just get this
weird powdery sensation powder make but it's like sugary but
not even sugary powder. It's just nasty. This is nasty.
(10:17):
This should not exist. This is terrible. But there are
people that be like, yeah, I eat it every day, Well,
good for you, how though I won't. I'm gonna give
it a spoon. Oh no, this is a sin. It's bad.
But since I didn't spit it out, I can't give
it nothing. No, I'm getting auxious again. Uh uh no, No,
(10:38):
all right, no this No, I need like an exorcism
to exercise whoever made wonder work cereal? Because this is
General Mills. Learn about cereal. Well, I'm gonna go to
General Mills with a priest and we're gonna bless whoever
create created this abomination. Let me tell you something in
my stomach right now is hot tuna from breakfast. Please
(11:00):
and please, and this go no further. I'm having a problem.
Well yeah, I mean you ate tuna and keto cereal.
I might have to evacuate before we're done with this
particular episode. Oh okay, I just don't understand what fruit
they think tastes like this. It's just fruity. This is
not what fruit tastes like. I think I'm going blind.
(11:22):
Is it possible? No, Stevia, stupid stevia, the stevia, the
weird fruit taste, all of it. Bad, bad, bad. All right,
we're gonna take a break now. We'll have lots of
sugar right after this. You know, one of these days, No, no, no,
one of these days, we're actually gonna get the sounds back. Yeah,
(11:44):
I'm gonna do that. So we're going on it. Well,
the show that we all, we both work for it
is going on vacation soon. So once that is I
have some free time again. Every time I have like
a free week or something, I really just like dive in. However,
the YouTube is updated frequently, so I got better with that. Sorry, guys,
it's been a crazy couple weeks. I'm gonna go into
(12:04):
my email and try to find every file that Brody
ever sent me with all the stuff? Amazing? Does it
disappear after a while? You can go find it in
the archives, right, So I'm a weirdo and I keep
every text too. Yeah, but I do too. Yeah, you can.
You would just go to your scent and just type
in Andrew and like serial sound all right, I'm gonna
do that, and I'm gonna I'm gonna forward you everything, okay,
(12:25):
and then you can just put it all in, put
it in the new stupid man box. But then what
happens if you don't use this new stupid man box
one time? Then we don't have it. Well, I want
to use this one more because now I understand how
to use it. It took me a second, but it
makes sense now, you know what. I'm just realizing what
This episode is full of new cereals, Wow, but also fruity,
colorful things. Curated it? I did? I did. You were
(12:47):
so proud of yourself too. You came strolling down the
hallway with your seventies character walk and you're like, I
just curated a perfect episode. I did. Well, you know,
we do have to eat the crap. Yeah, So here's
a brand, here's another cereal that's new, and this one
is from Walmart. You may have seen a picture of
it on our Instagram. No, you don't, look I probably
(13:10):
liked it. Yeah, well, this is one of the three
new cereals. I wanted to try this one. It's strawberry lemonade.
Fruity looking, so it's perfect for this episode. Strawberry lemonade. Well,
strawberries are fruit, right, aren't lemons fruit? But there's no
real lemon or strawberries in here? I know, but you're
saying fruity look. Wow. The first ingredient juggar. Yes, that's insanity.
(13:34):
I told you. My mom always told me if sugar
is the first or second ingredient, uh uh uh, A
lot of sugar in it. It's just not good for you.
Soybean oil. Wow, this bad stuff in here? Oh sobe
It was probably not that bad. But still there's no
fruit in here. What are you doing? My mom always
told me sugar the first ingredient. Uh uh oh. It
(13:56):
also contains bioengineered food ingredients. I bet if this was
made in California it would also cause cancer. Yeah, they'd
probably put that on there. Smack that label on there.
Great value as Walmart's brand this looks exactly exactly like
ke works that like Keto wonder works like it literally does.
We should ship the Keto cereal to Newman. We should,
(14:17):
and then let's have him try it. Otherwise it's just
gonna go on the trash. You should also do your
episode with him where he asked two fun questions for
bowl Chat. I'm waiting, Well, you have to set it
up the same way I had to set it up. No,
I don't. Newman will set that up. Oh okay, I
didn't know you were such a princess. No he could
come to me. Yeah, no, you know. Andy has to
make everything work. But for this, no, I have to
(14:39):
conserve milk because we do need to record another episode
after this. So oh today, By the way, we're using
one percent bowl and basket milk. Note that is a lie.
One percent Farmland Dairries, No love. Where are our friends
at Farmlanderrries. Remember that time when they were going to
have a conversation with us and they were going to
sponsor this podcast one day, Hello Farmland Darries. Maybe one
day we'll get a spond ready Andrew one two three.
(15:02):
It smells a lot more like strawberry lemonade than it
tastes I got nothing. Where is the strawberry and where's
the lemonade? I got nothing. There's just a sour. There's
a little bit of citric taste, just a little bit,
which is weird because it makes you think the milk
is curdled. I like that though. See I like the
lemon and milk. I know it's weird, but I love
that combination. Yeah, sorbet it goes back. I like goes
(15:25):
back to when I was a kid, and I told
you the lemon fruit pie is from Hostess, always with
a cold glass of milk. That citrus and milk combining
in your mouth. Just it's a collision of flavors. Calm
it down, Gordon Ramsay, it's okay. This one is eh
eh lame. I give this two bowls in a spoon. Hmm.
(15:46):
It's very underwhelming. I I was. I had high hopes
for this, to be honest, because I was thinking, like
if they had more strawberry. There's no strawberry taste, right,
so all your taste is a little bit of the lemon. Yeah.
So two balls and a spoon from you, I will
give it three balls. It's it's it's mediocre. It's mediocre.
It's blah. This episode sucked. It did not hit the
(16:09):
mark when I talked the episode back, and here I
am eating a three bowler a vomit and this one
I like the rainbow crispieshame well. Unfortunately, Oh Jesus, there's
some something's on my lip. I had a phantom hair
on my arm the other day. Yeah. I kept feeling
it and I kept going like this and I couldn't
find it. You know, it's worse. The phantom booger is
(16:29):
the worst. Oh yeah, though, And do you shave your
nose hair? I pluck them. I know you're not supposed
to do the same when they go out, I just
go same. Yeah. They say you're not supposed to do that. MRSA. Okay,
that's what That's what I'm told. Yeah, probably is. I
can't understand why you get hair out. You get when
you shave the inside of your nose and the new
(16:50):
ones grow in. Sometimes they get like stuck or something,
and then you're like, oh, it's kind of like when
you shave your arm completely down and it starts going back.
And I never shaved my arms ever. You don't have to.
You don't really have anything on your arms. I am
hairless on my arms. You have alopecia all over your body? No,
just here, Okay, look at how all that cream worked, zych. Well,
(17:10):
thank you for listening to Serial Killers next week's episode.
I was I'm debating. There's two serials that I really
want to do. One I think that we have to
and one that I think that I want to. But
we can't do them both, okay, because I can't blow it.
There's a lot of new cereals, and we have a
lot of them right here in the cereal sack. I
am really looking forward to it. Okay, Well, thank you
for listening to this exciting episode of Serial Killers. Please
(17:32):
follow us on social platforms at serial Killers PC. I'm
Andrew Pug on Instagram and I'm Z Scotty B. That's
with a Y. Make sure you like review, subscribe. If
you're watching this on YouTube, leave us some really nice
comments telling us how much you enjoy the episodes. Andrew
doesn't see those anymore. I do, but I get the
emails now. I've always gotten the I don't need to
get an email when there's a comment. All right, well
(17:53):
you could shut that off. Thank you so much. I
don't know the pastor so much for watching you never
get the passage with you guys, and we hope you
all have a wonderful, wonderful day. We'll see you on
Wednesday maybe until next time. Remember the time when I
asked you for the password and I never got it? Okay? Also,
are we having a bull chat on Wednesday? I hope?
So what do you mean you hope? So? I hope?
So can you record Monday or Tuesday? I hope? I
(18:14):
can hope. You know, want you just pencil me in
when you say penciled me in, But you know I
have a lot of other things going on, and you
know this, and then you bring it to a public
forum and then everyone totaxts me. It's a great time.
These people, though, they like they look forward, they look
forward to things. Yes, but unfortunately, my full time job
can be very stressful. This is part of it. No,
it's not. It is because I'm gonna get a text
(18:36):
from Matt while he's driving to work. No bull chat.
I'm like, nope, Andrew, Okay, well it's always mine because
I'm ready for it. I'm ready. Yeah, you're ready. At
ten fifteen, which is like prime time, for meetings. I'll
do it right now. The show is over, I'll do
it right now. Okay, ready, great, all right, we're gonna
record bull Chat right now until we see you on
Wednesday with the bull Chat. We're about to record, say crunch, Andrew, Crunch. No,
(19:00):
the minute this turns off, you're gonna go, all right,
picture a picture for this and let's go into the
next serial Killers. That's exactly what I'm gonna say. And
although you're wrong, picture a picture comes after. Okay, Ready,
go
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