August 17, 2020 • 18 mins
It takes awhile, but Andrew finally triggers Scotty to dig out a cereal commercial from the 80’s. Even if you are a millennial like Andrew, YOU have certainly heard of it. As far as eating, we’ll follow Toucan Sam’s nose, it always knows…plus another Cascadian Farm cereal we probably won’t like, and we’ll travel to Korea for some Jolly Pong!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stop being a jerk. I'm not being You're being a jerk.
You say these things about me? Can I sing any again?
Nobody who can say? Where? The love of course, nobody
knows what you're talking about. Nobody knows what you're talking about?
Where where? These stop it people are turning it off
a dozen I'm cutting it out? Stop stop? Can you
(00:25):
play that? It's the interest no killing? I guess, tam,
what's gonna be? Well, tell you what's sih dulban like
SIMPI your kill? It's dead life, riguin everything from Jackson
Vanilla to Chrispy. What in the Caucasian hell where you
(00:57):
just dancing? Welcome to Serial Killers, episode one thirty four.
Today is Monday. I hope you had a wonderful weekend.
So you're just not going to address the dancing. What dancing?
The dancing you just did? That was my little shaking
its Beavis and butt head dance. Okay. I guess they're
coming back, by the way they are. So it was
Red and Stimpy. Yeah, Red and Stimpy. I love you
excited about that? You know they tried to bring it back.
(01:19):
I remember on Spike TV in the early two thousands,
huh and it was just so graphic and dirty that
it just wasn't funny. See. I just feel like anything
that's coming back now that was cool in the nineties
or big in the nineties. Yeah, it's just they're going
to try to be too politically correct and it's just
not going to be good. Yeah. Like the Rocos Modern
Life reboot was I don't know, Like Rocos Modern Life
(01:40):
what is that? Rocos Modern Life ran at the same
time as ren and Stimpy, so the fact that you
know one and not the other is confusing to me.
Rend and Stimpy was much bigger. Okay, No, Rocos Modern
Life was huge. I feel like I've heard of it.
It wasn't that huge because I don't even know what
it is. Goes Modern Life, Roccos Modern Life was Roco
a dog I don't know, and he's from Australian. He
(02:01):
had an Australian accent. Hi, mate, Yeah, I just did.
I just did a Canadian Australian. Okay, is Australian exactly?
Welcome to Serial Killers. Today is Monday. Yeah great. How
was your weekend? Which is wonderful? I did weekend thing?
Oh yeah, I was still cleaning up a lot of
(02:21):
debris from the icy storm. I see us says, what
a stupid name for a tropical storm. Tropical storm is
z I is so the one that happened three weeks ago.
You're cleaning up checking there are still branches in my launch? Okay,
there are. You should have cleaned those up about two weekends.
(02:41):
I've been very busy, it seems it. Well. This episode
we were supposed to do with cereal that one of
our listeners so graciously searched for and sent to us
because we put the call out for that particular cereal.
I'm not going to mention it, but if you follow us,
you know what I'm talking about. And so we do
have it in house, and we were supposed to do
it today with Danielle. We'll have to keep listening for
us to try the exciting cereal. Yell had some sort
(03:03):
of identity theft problem, so so we're not gonna be
with her today. She's gonna join us probably in the
next episode, so we can do it. So we do
have another brand new cereal though, Okay, and this is
another one that was not so widely talked about. I
did see some pictures of it and I mentioned it
a couple of episodes ago, and I'm just gonna go
ahead and drag it out from the cereal sack. Oh
(03:24):
it's Jeff, Hi, Jeff. I hope he doesn't come in
and ruin the whole episode. Yeah, it's probably gonna happen, right,
So let me go down and grab it. You. I'm
sure didn't know this was a thing. I probably didn't.
It's new from Kellogg's. It's another variety of fruit loopsh
what froot loops? Tropical? Yeah? Okay, what's the problem to
cant stand? Look at him wearing the Hawaiian shirt? So
(03:44):
what is it in mango Kiwi? I mean they're all
going to taste the same. So they just made them
tropical colors pineapple, banana, orange, and mango. Okay, so orange
double dips with regular fruit loops and tropical fruit loops. Cool.
And you know Elvis was up here the other day
to pick something up and he broke into the box
and he's like so excited to see it. He said,
pays like for loops and walked out. Oh so kelex
(04:08):
for Loops limited Edition, a tropical with just regular old
creepy two can Sam not that new? Stupid cartoony one
that they remember that one that they introduced that made
felt that never no, no no no, that one, drugged
out one, the cartoon that crazy weird. Yeah, but also
they make him out of Felt. No, that's him, he's
the regular one. They changed this one a little bit abound. No,
(04:29):
the new one looks like he's made. No, he doesn't.
The new one is a cartoon. He doesn't look like anything. Yes,
hold on, please don't argue with a serial pro seriously
with the cereal pro. Okay, fine, you're an idiot, but
you're right. Of course I'm right. Why would they make
his beak like that? It's stupid. Look he looks like
he's his eyes are so dilated. What didn't he do?
They made him like an anime character. That's exactly right.
(04:51):
And so they debut that in a commercial during the
Kid's Choice Awards. But I've never seen it since, and
I'm happy because I don't like that freakin thing. Why
are you like I ever thought I would hear the
sentence I saw the new two? Can Sam debut during
the Kid's Choiceors? What does it matter with you? That's
my entertainment highlight of the year. I feel like kids
would like our podcast. I think lots of kids do
(05:13):
listen to our podcast, and because it's a family friendly podcast.
Certain episodes, no, no, no, there's only one or two
that has the E next to it. There's only two.
Danielle curse one or two that would be a tv
PG L at the bottom for language. Yeah, yeah, I
did say the brown word and like the first or
second one. Yeah yeah, and then Danielle cursed in one.
Wait until we get this as a YouTube page, everyone's
(05:36):
gonna be like, oh my god, you guys are so great.
They are. Yeah, but you're recording this one right because
you said so. What we're gonna do the next time
is a camera there, and I'm going to sit next
to you. Don't sit next to me. You're drop it,
that's right. I don't need your drop all right? You ready? Yeah,
all right, don't slurt please. He's right. No. It does
(05:56):
have a tropical twist, there's no doubt about it. I
do taste the pineapp Why are you doing that? Okay,
so the tropical twist. Flintstone's vitamins used to have like
there was good Flintstones vitamins and then there were bad ones.
Sometimes the cherry one. The red one was like my favorite,
same thing with the grape. They had a specific flavor,
and then sometimes you get a bottle of Flintstone vitamins
(06:17):
and they would taste completely different. This tastes like the
bad version of the Flintstones vitamins. I taste the pineapple.
The pineapple is what comes through. I don't like it.
It gets two bowls in a spoon. It's a fruit
loop at the end of the day. So it's not terrible,
but the flavor is a little vitamin E for my taste.
I don't see that, Sue. I like pineapple things. Yeah,
so that's why I kind of like this pineapple sticky
(06:39):
rice all day. Oh my god, I love pineapple ste Okay,
I'm gonna give it three balls and a spoon. Okay,
it's a little generous, but I mean that's your raining.
It's not generous. It's still a bowl and a spoon
away from five. Okay, it's a little generous in my opinion.
I am oh in my opinion, yes, isn't there? I
am ho also, and that's humble in my hottest opinion. Honest,
it's not humble opinion. It could be either or honest. Yeah,
(07:02):
honest or humble. We'll just go with either war because
people normally lie with their opinions. Okay, like you do? God,
should we have another cereal Andrew? Of course? Shall you
move on to the classic box? Yeah? That was a letdown,
fruit loops, tropical letdown. I don't even know if the
next box is classic. Okay, you won't like it. Does
it a fruit in it? Nope? Well it's already all
to a good start. Then it has honey and oats.
(07:23):
Oh god? Is it a Cashi Go cereal? Nope? And
it crunches. Is it a Special K cereal? Nope? Is
it a Nature's Valley cereal? No? Is it a Mom's Best? No?
Is it a Can we stop doing this? Okay? There's
one that you and it makes me sad that when
I ask you, like, what do you think it is?
(07:44):
You don't say it anymore. I wish it was cinnamon.
There you go, all right, going down to the cereal
sack for a Cascadian form. I know you hate them.
This one is honey oat crunch. Okay, wait, I almost
my mom in the supermarket sent me this one, and
I almost sent you a picture of it. Did we
do this. Yeah, but then I didn't want to get
(08:04):
yelled at, so I didn't text you. You know, you
do have that list that I sent you. You should
know it. I send it to you very frequently. I
don't sit in my house and read the list on
a daily basis. You don't have to do that. Can't
you just open it and search it in the document? No,
because once it's once, it's once it's on a website,
you're just going to be able to google your cereal
(08:25):
on the site. Then I could be like, oh, we
have tried it, and other people could be like, oh,
yeah they did. Who are these people. There's not supposed
to be people here. You're not even supposed to be here.
I got it, granted an exception. What you said, I
don't know anything about that. I think we should just
keep it quiet. For all we know. You're at your
(08:47):
house right now, so your pizza oven, Andrew, is it
hot today? No, my air conditioning still is on the fritz. However,
they did spray for roaches today, so God bless it's
very good. I'm glad you'll be roach free. Yeah, thank god. Well,
they said if anything now is when they're going to
come out because this is like they're getting evicted type
of deal. Oh, because the COVID thing is running out
(09:07):
and they have to leave. No, because the spray is
like hey, you in there, leave and then the roaches
are like, oh my god, and then they raid pretty much.
What's that raid? Yeah, like the spray, like the one
that's sold in every supermarket. Do you have a roach
motel at your house? What is that? Really? I don't.
(09:28):
Actually mine isn't a roach hotel. It's a sticky pad
roach motel. Whatever. It's a box that they just walk into.
I have one of those. Yeah, no vacancy. All right,
Ready here we go. First of all, why are you
slurping all of a sudden? I don't like this new thing.
Slurping has a big problem for me. If I hear
somebody slurp, I cringe and I'm going to punch him
in the face. There's a commercial that we're playing on
(09:50):
the station. Every time I know it's coming, at least
he's gonna slurp. I turn it down. It makes me crazy.
Don't slurp? Please, thank you two balls. I don't like it.
A lot just happened. I'm gonna give that three bowls
actually no, I'll do two bowls in a spoon. It's decent.
It's not great. If you don't get one of those
granola clusters, it's no good. Yeah, no bueno, Yeah, not great. No,
(10:13):
all right, well this is a very entertaining episode. What's next?
I don't know you're seering the ship, so, oh, I
know what we can do. Would you like to take
a trip internationally? No, we can't because we're closed nobody,
no country once that's to apply to their man. Let's
not take this trip because there's a trigger word that
I need you to say in order for me to
play this commercial because it will only make sense then,
(10:35):
So let's wait until you say it and then I'll
play it. Cereal Graveyard. Yeah, but because of the cereal
that I was going to play like, it needs to
come up in conversation and then I'm gonna go, oh really,
and then just play it. Yeah. I there are a
lot of Cereals that stopped in production, and I, you know,
hate the Cereal Graveyard. Let's just do this instead. Serial
(10:56):
Killers in turn national but not if you're from the US.
We do not want you because you have COVID. They're
actually changing something. No, they actually changed the You can
say no all you want. I heard it this morning,
say no, oh I want? Which is what? If you
fly right now to just say Australia, Australia will say
great for you go home. No. There are lots of
countries now where it's okay to go to, like which ones?
(11:17):
I don't know, but I heard it exactly so you
didn't read the full story. We lessen the travel band
for people coming in. However, other countries still have a
right to say we don't want you in our cars.
Everybody has that right. Yes, who is it? I don't know,
pick enough it is, Come on answer answer hello, Hello, Hello,
your credit card has been compromised warranty. Oh great, keep
the notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligability.
(11:40):
I did, thank you so much by hang it off.
Come on, we have Maylee to deal with here. Thank
you so much. Meylee got a box from Meylee. And
look at all the boxes. We have so many more
to go through. There's so many people keep sending us
cereal Wow, thank you so much. Please get in touch
with us direct message or Twitter or whatever, great and
ask us how to send us cereal, and we'll give
you the address and we will send you a shirt
(12:00):
if we use your cereal on the show. This is
an international cereal. You're ready, Andy, Yeah? From Meylee. The
only thing I can read is jolly Pong. Okay, where
is it from? I don't know. Can I see the bag?
It's Asian, I can tell you that much. Can I
see the bag? Yeah? Thank you? And I feel like, oh, well,
(12:21):
hold on, no, she wrote me a letter. Hey, I'll
tell you. I should say she wrote us a letter. Sorry,
she's a big fan of the podcast. Blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. Here's what I can
say about Jolly's Jolly Pong is an all time favorite
of mine and a classic Korean cereal. Oh and she
likes to eat it as a snack as well. During
my early childhood years in South Korea, I ate it
plain or with milk. She still eats it now. Nothing
(12:43):
has changed, Thank you so much? All right? So oh
fun facts. These bags used to come with a small, waterproof,
foldable paper spoon to scoop some right into your mouth.
They don't include that anymore. The texture is ridiculous. Crunchy
blah blah blahlah bla blah blah blah blah. Thank you
so much, Melee. This is spectacular. And she's from Washington, DC.
Did you know that there's also been a TikTok sound
(13:04):
that everybody has been doing. TikTok's too. That's actually a
Russian cereal commercial. Really, yeah, we have to get some
of that Russian cereal. I have to remember what it's called.
It's a Russian commercial for a French cereal. All right.
So in this bag of jolly pong, I don't know,
looks like there might be tomatoes and lettuce and oranges
and some bah choi perhaps, and some scallions. I don't
(13:27):
know what any of these little pictures mean, but it
looks like jolly fun. Don't open yours, will open mine? Okay, Okay.
Crown is the brand that makes it. I guess Crown.
Look at that little guy on the back. I like him.
What would you call him? Boba? Isn't that that thing
that's full of water that's squatching around the pearls. When
you go to like pink berry, you get boba on top.
(13:48):
It's basically a tappy oka pearl. Okay, Yeah, I like him.
His name is Boba. It smells a little coffee like,
so you'll enjoy it. How about the dunkin donut Cereal?
Have we got that? It's called Duncan. They dropped the
donuts about six months ago, and no, we have not
gotten it yet because Post dropped the ball. And to
quote our executive producer, who hasn't been here in months, yeah,
(14:11):
you're being a turd, she says that. Yes, hi diamond.
Oh wait a minute, wow, throwback. You haven't done that
in months. Well, you know, I needed some nostalgia here
on the shoe. Here you go. Here's the milk per
Dairy Pure. How's that milk sponsor coming? By the way,
I don't know. I contacted the person you told me to,
(14:32):
so it's in her hands. Oh all right, so nice try. Yeah,
what's going on with the milk sponsor? Her? Here you go?
Not the artist her? Yeah yeah, yeah, not her? Not
her her? All right? Here we go? Oh jolly pung. Ready,
this is just basically the one with the no. She's right.
It is a very interesting texture on texture a loan.
(14:55):
I rated highly. It's a honey smack. It is like
a honey smack a less sugary honey smack. It tastes
a little bit burnt. Yeah, I love burnt. I give
this four bowls. Mind if I try it dry, I mean,
I'm gonna try something without milk. I have some okay,
kind of weird without milk. It tastes like I picked
up a cigarette butt off the street and started chewing
the filter. I don't mind it. Four bowls turns the
(15:19):
milk yellow, which is all the sugar coming off of it.
So it's good milk. But it's not overly sugary, which
I like, you know what. It has the consistency when
it's milky, of like the popcorn, but not the hard part. Yes,
like the part that air pops. Yeah, it's very light
and airy. Fam it's pretty good. I will give it
three bowls in a spoon. I like it. Yeah, four
bowls from me, all right? May you so much? Yeah, Maylee,
(15:40):
thank you very much, much appreciate it, Thanks for thinking
of us. That's it. We're out. How long was this episode?
Eleven minutes? No, seventeen? Oh wow, can't believe we stretched
that long. Then again, I probably cut a lot of
you out, so it's probably down to fifteen at this
point you always do I really don't. Actually, yeah, I don't.
I swear I don't. Uh huh, yeah, uh huh. What's
what's the problem, Mandy. I don't know what's the problem
with you? Nutting honey? Okay? That was it? Honey? Wow?
(16:05):
Like eating day nothing honey? Oh you can tell me.
Gwog honey frun So what makes it taste so good?
Notting honey? Calling honey frunch? It's good? Private? What is
it notting honey? You love honey nuts. When you've got
the special taste of nuts and honey all wrapped up
in a hearty crunch, what more can you say? Looks good?
(16:28):
Charge him? What is it? Callogs? Honey honey? You've definitely
heard of nutting honey crunch when it's from the from
the eighties and renties and early nineties. Again. So when
I was two, yeah, okay, I'm sure your mom went
to your dad and said, hey, uh, John, what are
you eating? And he's like nutting honey? And Donna was like, oh, John, no,
(16:51):
that never happened in your house. I can guarantee you
on my life, on my family's life, on everything I love.
But you're eating cereal it's nutting honey. Cool. No, but
it's something honey, all right, forget it. Kellogg's nutting honey crunch.
It was a big thing in the eighties. Jeff, come here,
I Jef, I want to forget about all that. None
of that, Jeff, you've heard of nutting honey, right, the
(17:13):
cereal from the eighties. From the eighties. Of course, what
are he there? Andrew nutting honey? Yeah? So cool. Andrew's
like twelve years old, so he doesn't know that twenty nine.
I am twenty nine. Well that was Kellog's nutting honey crunch,
and I went away probably in the mid nineties or so,
had a pretty good run, maybe ten fifteen years cool. Yeah,
so screw you waiting for me to say what to
(17:35):
do that. It just had a promptlem to say nutting honey. Cool. Yeah,
all right. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. This has
been a very exciting episode. And what's the matter? Who
is it? Who's on the phone? Andrew? I don't know,
why do you care? Have a good week. Thank you
for listening. Until we see you on Friday. Say nutting
honey crunch, Andrew crunch runch. Oh yeah, but we didn't
(17:57):
say like and subscribe any of that, I do it
real quickly. Like it, We'll do it in the banter section.
Go like it. Subscribe to podcast wherever you're listening. Make
sure you leave us a review. We love reading your reviews.
Did you see that really nice review that I sent you? Yes,
you did. The millennial actually said she liked us. Yeah,
people are really good. She wanted us to do something
but I forgot. Okay, yeah, because I'm so old, my
brain is just like falling out of my head self admit.
All right, take care now. By
Stop being a jerk. I'm not being You're being a jerk.
You say these things about me? Can I sing any again?
Nobody who can say? Where? The love of course, nobody
knows what you're talking about. Nobody knows what you're talking about?
Where where? These stop it people are turning it off
a dozen I'm cutting it out? Stop stop? Can you
(00:25):
play that? It's the interest no killing? I guess, tam,
what's gonna be? Well, tell you what's sih dulban like
SIMPI your kill? It's dead life, riguin everything from Jackson
Vanilla to Chrispy. What in the Caucasian hell where you
(00:57):
just dancing? Welcome to Serial Killers, episode one thirty four.
Today is Monday. I hope you had a wonderful weekend.
So you're just not going to address the dancing. What dancing?
The dancing you just did? That was my little shaking
its Beavis and butt head dance. Okay. I guess they're
coming back, by the way they are. So it was
Red and Stimpy. Yeah, Red and Stimpy. I love you
excited about that? You know they tried to bring it back.
(01:19):
I remember on Spike TV in the early two thousands,
huh and it was just so graphic and dirty that
it just wasn't funny. See. I just feel like anything
that's coming back now that was cool in the nineties
or big in the nineties. Yeah, it's just they're going
to try to be too politically correct and it's just
not going to be good. Yeah. Like the Rocos Modern
Life reboot was I don't know, Like Rocos Modern Life
(01:40):
what is that? Rocos Modern Life ran at the same
time as ren and Stimpy, so the fact that you
know one and not the other is confusing to me.
Rend and Stimpy was much bigger. Okay, No, Rocos Modern
Life was huge. I feel like I've heard of it.
It wasn't that huge because I don't even know what
it is. Goes Modern Life, Roccos Modern Life was Roco
a dog I don't know, and he's from Australian. He
(02:01):
had an Australian accent. Hi, mate, Yeah, I just did.
I just did a Canadian Australian. Okay, is Australian exactly?
Welcome to Serial Killers. Today is Monday. Yeah great. How
was your weekend? Which is wonderful? I did weekend thing?
Oh yeah, I was still cleaning up a lot of
(02:21):
debris from the icy storm. I see us says, what
a stupid name for a tropical storm. Tropical storm is
z I is so the one that happened three weeks ago.
You're cleaning up checking there are still branches in my launch? Okay,
there are. You should have cleaned those up about two weekends.
(02:41):
I've been very busy, it seems it. Well. This episode
we were supposed to do with cereal that one of
our listeners so graciously searched for and sent to us
because we put the call out for that particular cereal.
I'm not going to mention it, but if you follow us,
you know what I'm talking about. And so we do
have it in house, and we were supposed to do
it today with Danielle. We'll have to keep listening for
us to try the exciting cereal. Yell had some sort
(03:03):
of identity theft problem, so so we're not gonna be
with her today. She's gonna join us probably in the
next episode, so we can do it. So we do
have another brand new cereal though, Okay, and this is
another one that was not so widely talked about. I
did see some pictures of it and I mentioned it
a couple of episodes ago, and I'm just gonna go
ahead and drag it out from the cereal sack. Oh
(03:24):
it's Jeff, Hi, Jeff. I hope he doesn't come in
and ruin the whole episode. Yeah, it's probably gonna happen, right,
So let me go down and grab it. You. I'm
sure didn't know this was a thing. I probably didn't.
It's new from Kellogg's. It's another variety of fruit loopsh
what froot loops? Tropical? Yeah? Okay, what's the problem to
cant stand? Look at him wearing the Hawaiian shirt? So
(03:44):
what is it in mango Kiwi? I mean they're all
going to taste the same. So they just made them
tropical colors pineapple, banana, orange, and mango. Okay, so orange
double dips with regular fruit loops and tropical fruit loops. Cool.
And you know Elvis was up here the other day
to pick something up and he broke into the box
and he's like so excited to see it. He said,
pays like for loops and walked out. Oh so kelex
(04:08):
for Loops limited Edition, a tropical with just regular old
creepy two can Sam not that new? Stupid cartoony one
that they remember that one that they introduced that made
felt that never no, no no no, that one, drugged
out one, the cartoon that crazy weird. Yeah, but also
they make him out of Felt. No, that's him, he's
the regular one. They changed this one a little bit abound. No,
(04:29):
the new one looks like he's made. No, he doesn't.
The new one is a cartoon. He doesn't look like anything. Yes,
hold on, please don't argue with a serial pro seriously
with the cereal pro. Okay, fine, you're an idiot, but
you're right. Of course I'm right. Why would they make
his beak like that? It's stupid. Look he looks like
he's his eyes are so dilated. What didn't he do?
They made him like an anime character. That's exactly right.
(04:51):
And so they debut that in a commercial during the
Kid's Choice Awards. But I've never seen it since, and
I'm happy because I don't like that freakin thing. Why
are you like I ever thought I would hear the
sentence I saw the new two? Can Sam debut during
the Kid's Choiceors? What does it matter with you? That's
my entertainment highlight of the year. I feel like kids
would like our podcast. I think lots of kids do
(05:13):
listen to our podcast, and because it's a family friendly podcast.
Certain episodes, no, no, no, there's only one or two
that has the E next to it. There's only two.
Danielle curse one or two that would be a tv
PG L at the bottom for language. Yeah, yeah, I
did say the brown word and like the first or
second one. Yeah yeah, and then Danielle cursed in one.
Wait until we get this as a YouTube page, everyone's
(05:36):
gonna be like, oh my god, you guys are so great.
They are. Yeah, but you're recording this one right because
you said so. What we're gonna do the next time
is a camera there, and I'm going to sit next
to you. Don't sit next to me. You're drop it,
that's right. I don't need your drop all right? You ready? Yeah,
all right, don't slurt please. He's right. No. It does
(05:56):
have a tropical twist, there's no doubt about it. I
do taste the pineapp Why are you doing that? Okay,
so the tropical twist. Flintstone's vitamins used to have like
there was good Flintstones vitamins and then there were bad ones.
Sometimes the cherry one. The red one was like my favorite,
same thing with the grape. They had a specific flavor,
and then sometimes you get a bottle of Flintstone vitamins
(06:17):
and they would taste completely different. This tastes like the
bad version of the Flintstones vitamins. I taste the pineapple.
The pineapple is what comes through. I don't like it.
It gets two bowls in a spoon. It's a fruit
loop at the end of the day. So it's not terrible,
but the flavor is a little vitamin E for my taste.
I don't see that, Sue. I like pineapple things. Yeah,
so that's why I kind of like this pineapple sticky
(06:39):
rice all day. Oh my god, I love pineapple ste Okay,
I'm gonna give it three balls and a spoon. Okay,
it's a little generous, but I mean that's your raining.
It's not generous. It's still a bowl and a spoon
away from five. Okay, it's a little generous in my opinion.
I am oh in my opinion, yes, isn't there? I
am ho also, and that's humble in my hottest opinion. Honest,
it's not humble opinion. It could be either or honest. Yeah,
(07:02):
honest or humble. We'll just go with either war because
people normally lie with their opinions. Okay, like you do? God,
should we have another cereal Andrew? Of course? Shall you
move on to the classic box? Yeah? That was a letdown,
fruit loops, tropical letdown. I don't even know if the
next box is classic. Okay, you won't like it. Does
it a fruit in it? Nope? Well it's already all
to a good start. Then it has honey and oats.
(07:23):
Oh god? Is it a Cashi Go cereal? Nope? And
it crunches. Is it a Special K cereal? Nope? Is
it a Nature's Valley cereal? No? Is it a Mom's Best? No?
Is it a Can we stop doing this? Okay? There's
one that you and it makes me sad that when
I ask you, like, what do you think it is?
(07:44):
You don't say it anymore. I wish it was cinnamon.
There you go, all right, going down to the cereal
sack for a Cascadian form. I know you hate them.
This one is honey oat crunch. Okay, wait, I almost
my mom in the supermarket sent me this one, and
I almost sent you a picture of it. Did we
do this. Yeah, but then I didn't want to get
(08:04):
yelled at, so I didn't text you. You know, you
do have that list that I sent you. You should
know it. I send it to you very frequently. I
don't sit in my house and read the list on
a daily basis. You don't have to do that. Can't
you just open it and search it in the document? No,
because once it's once, it's once it's on a website,
you're just going to be able to google your cereal
(08:25):
on the site. Then I could be like, oh, we
have tried it, and other people could be like, oh,
yeah they did. Who are these people. There's not supposed
to be people here. You're not even supposed to be here.
I got it, granted an exception. What you said, I
don't know anything about that. I think we should just
keep it quiet. For all we know. You're at your
(08:47):
house right now, so your pizza oven, Andrew, is it
hot today? No, my air conditioning still is on the fritz. However,
they did spray for roaches today, so God bless it's
very good. I'm glad you'll be roach free. Yeah, thank god. Well,
they said if anything now is when they're going to
come out because this is like they're getting evicted type
of deal. Oh, because the COVID thing is running out
(09:07):
and they have to leave. No, because the spray is
like hey, you in there, leave and then the roaches
are like, oh my god, and then they raid pretty much.
What's that raid? Yeah, like the spray, like the one
that's sold in every supermarket. Do you have a roach
motel at your house? What is that? Really? I don't.
(09:28):
Actually mine isn't a roach hotel. It's a sticky pad
roach motel. Whatever. It's a box that they just walk into.
I have one of those. Yeah, no vacancy. All right,
Ready here we go. First of all, why are you
slurping all of a sudden? I don't like this new thing.
Slurping has a big problem for me. If I hear
somebody slurp, I cringe and I'm going to punch him
in the face. There's a commercial that we're playing on
(09:50):
the station. Every time I know it's coming, at least
he's gonna slurp. I turn it down. It makes me crazy.
Don't slurp? Please, thank you two balls. I don't like it.
A lot just happened. I'm gonna give that three bowls
actually no, I'll do two bowls in a spoon. It's decent.
It's not great. If you don't get one of those
granola clusters, it's no good. Yeah, no bueno, Yeah, not great. No,
(10:13):
all right, well this is a very entertaining episode. What's next?
I don't know you're seering the ship, so, oh, I
know what we can do. Would you like to take
a trip internationally? No, we can't because we're closed nobody,
no country once that's to apply to their man. Let's
not take this trip because there's a trigger word that
I need you to say in order for me to
play this commercial because it will only make sense then,
(10:35):
So let's wait until you say it and then I'll
play it. Cereal Graveyard. Yeah, but because of the cereal
that I was going to play like, it needs to
come up in conversation and then I'm gonna go, oh really,
and then just play it. Yeah. I there are a
lot of Cereals that stopped in production, and I, you know,
hate the Cereal Graveyard. Let's just do this instead. Serial
(10:56):
Killers in turn national but not if you're from the US.
We do not want you because you have COVID. They're
actually changing something. No, they actually changed the You can
say no all you want. I heard it this morning,
say no, oh I want? Which is what? If you
fly right now to just say Australia, Australia will say
great for you go home. No. There are lots of
countries now where it's okay to go to, like which ones?
(11:17):
I don't know, but I heard it exactly so you
didn't read the full story. We lessen the travel band
for people coming in. However, other countries still have a
right to say we don't want you in our cars.
Everybody has that right. Yes, who is it? I don't know,
pick enough it is, Come on answer answer hello, Hello, Hello,
your credit card has been compromised warranty. Oh great, keep
the notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligability.
(11:40):
I did, thank you so much by hang it off.
Come on, we have Maylee to deal with here. Thank
you so much. Meylee got a box from Meylee. And
look at all the boxes. We have so many more
to go through. There's so many people keep sending us
cereal Wow, thank you so much. Please get in touch
with us direct message or Twitter or whatever, great and
ask us how to send us cereal, and we'll give
you the address and we will send you a shirt
(12:00):
if we use your cereal on the show. This is
an international cereal. You're ready, Andy, Yeah? From Meylee. The
only thing I can read is jolly Pong. Okay, where
is it from? I don't know. Can I see the bag?
It's Asian, I can tell you that much. Can I
see the bag? Yeah? Thank you? And I feel like, oh, well,
(12:21):
hold on, no, she wrote me a letter. Hey, I'll
tell you. I should say she wrote us a letter. Sorry,
she's a big fan of the podcast. Blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah. Here's what I can
say about Jolly's Jolly Pong is an all time favorite
of mine and a classic Korean cereal. Oh and she
likes to eat it as a snack as well. During
my early childhood years in South Korea, I ate it
plain or with milk. She still eats it now. Nothing
(12:43):
has changed, Thank you so much? All right? So oh
fun facts. These bags used to come with a small, waterproof,
foldable paper spoon to scoop some right into your mouth.
They don't include that anymore. The texture is ridiculous. Crunchy
blah blah blahlah bla blah blah blah blah. Thank you
so much, Melee. This is spectacular. And she's from Washington, DC.
Did you know that there's also been a TikTok sound
(13:04):
that everybody has been doing. TikTok's too. That's actually a
Russian cereal commercial. Really, yeah, we have to get some
of that Russian cereal. I have to remember what it's called.
It's a Russian commercial for a French cereal. All right.
So in this bag of jolly pong, I don't know,
looks like there might be tomatoes and lettuce and oranges
and some bah choi perhaps, and some scallions. I don't
(13:27):
know what any of these little pictures mean, but it
looks like jolly fun. Don't open yours, will open mine? Okay, Okay.
Crown is the brand that makes it. I guess Crown.
Look at that little guy on the back. I like him.
What would you call him? Boba? Isn't that that thing
that's full of water that's squatching around the pearls. When
you go to like pink berry, you get boba on top.
(13:48):
It's basically a tappy oka pearl. Okay, Yeah, I like him.
His name is Boba. It smells a little coffee like,
so you'll enjoy it. How about the dunkin donut Cereal?
Have we got that? It's called Duncan. They dropped the
donuts about six months ago, and no, we have not
gotten it yet because Post dropped the ball. And to
quote our executive producer, who hasn't been here in months, yeah,
(14:11):
you're being a turd, she says that. Yes, hi diamond.
Oh wait a minute, wow, throwback. You haven't done that
in months. Well, you know, I needed some nostalgia here
on the shoe. Here you go. Here's the milk per
Dairy Pure. How's that milk sponsor coming? By the way,
I don't know. I contacted the person you told me to,
(14:32):
so it's in her hands. Oh all right, so nice try. Yeah,
what's going on with the milk sponsor? Her? Here you go?
Not the artist her? Yeah yeah, yeah, not her? Not
her her? All right? Here we go? Oh jolly pung. Ready,
this is just basically the one with the no. She's right.
It is a very interesting texture on texture a loan.
(14:55):
I rated highly. It's a honey smack. It is like
a honey smack a less sugary honey smack. It tastes
a little bit burnt. Yeah, I love burnt. I give
this four bowls. Mind if I try it dry, I mean,
I'm gonna try something without milk. I have some okay,
kind of weird without milk. It tastes like I picked
up a cigarette butt off the street and started chewing
the filter. I don't mind it. Four bowls turns the
(15:19):
milk yellow, which is all the sugar coming off of it.
So it's good milk. But it's not overly sugary, which
I like, you know what. It has the consistency when
it's milky, of like the popcorn, but not the hard part. Yes,
like the part that air pops. Yeah, it's very light
and airy. Fam it's pretty good. I will give it
three bowls in a spoon. I like it. Yeah, four
bowls from me, all right? May you so much? Yeah, Maylee,
(15:40):
thank you very much, much appreciate it, Thanks for thinking
of us. That's it. We're out. How long was this episode?
Eleven minutes? No, seventeen? Oh wow, can't believe we stretched
that long. Then again, I probably cut a lot of
you out, so it's probably down to fifteen at this
point you always do I really don't. Actually, yeah, I don't.
I swear I don't. Uh huh, yeah, uh huh. What's
what's the problem, Mandy. I don't know what's the problem
with you? Nutting honey? Okay? That was it? Honey? Wow?
(16:05):
Like eating day nothing honey? Oh you can tell me.
Gwog honey frun So what makes it taste so good?
Notting honey? Calling honey frunch? It's good? Private? What is
it notting honey? You love honey nuts. When you've got
the special taste of nuts and honey all wrapped up
in a hearty crunch, what more can you say? Looks good?
(16:28):
Charge him? What is it? Callogs? Honey honey? You've definitely
heard of nutting honey crunch when it's from the from
the eighties and renties and early nineties. Again. So when
I was two, yeah, okay, I'm sure your mom went
to your dad and said, hey, uh, John, what are
you eating? And he's like nutting honey? And Donna was like, oh, John, no,
(16:51):
that never happened in your house. I can guarantee you
on my life, on my family's life, on everything I love.
But you're eating cereal it's nutting honey. Cool. No, but
it's something honey, all right, forget it. Kellogg's nutting honey crunch.
It was a big thing in the eighties. Jeff, come here,
I Jef, I want to forget about all that. None
of that, Jeff, you've heard of nutting honey, right, the
(17:13):
cereal from the eighties. From the eighties. Of course, what
are he there? Andrew nutting honey? Yeah? So cool. Andrew's
like twelve years old, so he doesn't know that twenty nine.
I am twenty nine. Well that was Kellog's nutting honey crunch,
and I went away probably in the mid nineties or so,
had a pretty good run, maybe ten fifteen years cool. Yeah,
so screw you waiting for me to say what to
(17:35):
do that. It just had a promptlem to say nutting honey. Cool. Yeah,
all right. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. This has
been a very exciting episode. And what's the matter? Who
is it? Who's on the phone? Andrew? I don't know,
why do you care? Have a good week. Thank you
for listening. Until we see you on Friday. Say nutting
honey crunch, Andrew crunch runch. Oh yeah, but we didn't
(17:57):
say like and subscribe any of that, I do it
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brain is just like falling out of my head self admit.
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