October 7, 2024 • 16 mins
First, we wished this marshmallow cereal was going to be amazing...but, no such luck. Then, a very disappointing fall granola, and a stale fake Lucky Charms. Oh, happy day!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sorry, sorry, you're no no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, kid, I guess what's gonna be? We tell you
what's Sai Rachel than like Simpi, Kid's dead life, Rick
doin everything from checking Vanilla.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Chrispy's good. I love him. This fall weather same so much.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yea makes me think that maybe we have a fall
episode coming up.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, that was last week. Okay, remember well, I gotta
tell you though, I'm sorry, I'm going downhill fast. I'm
not feeling that great. Okay, yesterday, you know when you
get that little like tinge in the back of your
throat nazel drip, and you're like, oh, it's here, Yeah,
here it comes. And then this morning I woke up
my throat was hurting and my nasal on my headache.
(00:52):
Right now, so happy you came to work.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And now I'm sitting next to you in a tight
air locked space and now we're gonna share cereal and
your hands are gonna be all over everything.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's so cool. Well, we have a lot to do.
I can't can't miss work, no for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So yeah, you also definitely can't work from home.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You haven't done that before ever. I actually today was
a very very busy Okay, it was that, you know.
I know, I said to myself this morning, there's no
way that I could have done from home what I
had to do here today. Got it? So it's it's
it's problems, yeah, for sure. Anyway, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Let it be known, guys, if I'm not here next week,
we all know the culprit.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, well that's my plan. Yeah, and then you'll sit
there and be like, and he's gone again. Now, how
did that happen? He's sick. I'm uh. I'm kind of
excited about the cereal, but also cautiously optimistic. Okay, ooh
sounds to me like we just got the title for
the episode. Oh, we've had cereals from them before, and
(01:46):
you apparently have this big deal with them. I don't know,
but yet I haven't seen anything wish Yeah, with the
Wishing Grads. The Wishing grad Yes, So I was at
my barbers. Did I tell the story? Dad? You told
him I actually went and bought this, but go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
So anyway, I was at the barber, uh huh, and
the guy comes in with a whole box of three
wishes and I'm like, oh, okay, cool, and my barber
is like, oh my god, I want to try these.
These are going to be so good. And then I
was like, oh, we've had three Wishes before. And then
my barber was like, oh my god, yeah that's right.
He hosts a Cereal podcast. He's like, oh my god,
you're Andrew, the one that's on Z one hundred, that
(02:24):
podcast with Scottie. And I was like, yeah, what can
I say, stars, they're just like us, we all get
our haircuts. No.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
But then he was like, oh my god, that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
My wife is like the marketing director, and yeah, well,
three wishes. And then we were texting and I'm not
sure if I sent my address. I'm so sorry if
I didn't. Also, I'm just looking at your board. How
is there this much dust?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Because nobody cleans it ever. Yeah, they're all like that,
Can I give you a feather duster? You can do it.
I'll get you a feather dunt. No, you can do
it if you want No, No, I will get you
the feather duster. Then I'll do it. I don't have
time for this. Let's eat cereal. I don't have time
for this time to dust.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
No, I'm saying I will bring one in for you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Too. Dust, so you can do it. Okay, you get
you want to. If the dust bod I love it,
dust so nice. If the dust bothered, you know what
dust is. It's just dead skin. Really well, then you've
been shedding a lot. So I was very excited to
see this flavor in cost Co. No less, so it
was expensive this box, Andrew, but anything for the show,
well the next one, I promised. Don't promise, don't promise,
(03:26):
do'm promise. Plus I feel much worse when they send
it to us and we say it's awful than when
we buy it and say it's all you're easily sounding right, Yeah,
we gotta we gotta run through this one. We need
to hurry light everything. Yes, lighteol three wishes. This is marshmallowy.
It's my favorite, but there's there's no marshmallows in it.
It's just marshmallow flavored. Fun fact. Guys.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Also on the topic of infectious diseases.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Go listen to Hollywood Gold wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Last week we did an episode on contagion, and I
have to tell you ten out of ten did you
ever see contagion?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
First of all, we're not doing this. I'm just telling
you your Hollywood Gold podcast, talk about this one. I
don't think they do so.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
No, No, they did actually in one episode at the end.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
When they made fun of us. No, they never made
fun of us. Kidding me.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But anyway, go listen to Hollywood Gold wherever you get
your podcast. Listen to the Contagion episode because that's one
of my favorite movies.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Did you like that movie?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Never saw it? You need to watch it?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
No, So, now if this doesn't have Eric Bartaga in it?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Eric?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Eric? Remember the time when we're gonna watch Chips episodes
and talk about them. Yes, I don't know his name.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well Eric verbaga is that might be a real life.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That might be a bad word in Spanish. Now, all
of a sudden, you speak Spanish. I do?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
See? Okay, yeah, so there's two there's two bags in
this box here. I can't get him back in. I
hate the double box thing. I do too. There has
to be a better way, Costco, Like I love you, Costco,
but there's got to be a better way. How do
you say it? Osco? Costco? Cost cost Co? I remember
(05:03):
when it was price Club. I do too. We talked
about that. Remember, Yeah, going back to the Farmland Fresh
Dairies fridge, Andrew Garrett didn't steal all our Farmland Fresh
Dairies milk, because you know he does that sometimes. Oops,
we're using Farmland Fresh Dairies organic whole milk.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
When you were in the milk case, were you looking
for the cowfees?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I did, And that's why I pick up Farmland Fresh Dairies. Yum.
All right, A little overboard there, pal oh, okay, okay, glad.
I can't do anything right this episode. So there they
are fruit loop ish shapes, smells like mars. I hope
we don't get that little after taste. Let's see. The
(05:42):
crunches is on par with It's great when it goes
in your mouth. If you let it stay in your
mouth too long, you start to get that little bit
of a whatever the monk fruit or I think it's
yunk fruit or whatever it is. The marshmallow flavoring is
great at the beginning again, but it's I can't I
(06:04):
don't understand. I don't I don't get it, I.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Will say, compared to the other ones that we've had,
uh huh, this at least the sweetness goes with the flavor.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know, I do. They got the marshmallow flavor on target.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
But the weird monk fruit aftertaste goes along with the
sweetness to a degree where it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm going to give it two balls in a spoon.
I think that they do a really good job. They're
the best of the ones that don't that have monk
fruit or stevia.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You're just trying to be nice, right, No I'm not.
I'm telling you the truth. Now. This is let me
tell you. If this was like a sugar cereal, like
if Kellogg's made this, the flavor would be great if
it was all sugar. Yeah, you know, because I really
like the marshmallow flavor. It is good, but I'm gonna
have to give it two balls because of that that
aftertaste that kicks in. Yeah. I wonder if there's a
way to get around that. Three wishes.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
If you want to invite us to your plant and
we could watch what exactly is put in and then
we could taste test. Well, we we want to taste tested.
Invite us to your cereal factory.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, is that your first wish? Yes, that's my first wish.
Thank you As your second wish for me to go away. No,
I would never want that, Scott, you and your's shirt.
You don't make fun of my long eyeans Hey, you
leave it alone. So I just can't wait to go May.
Since it is fall, Andrew, our good friends at General
(07:29):
Mill sent us their fall box. You know that. Yeah,
look o, I love that. We get pr packaging. Hello
Ottoman autumnon. Yes, now there is a granola in here
that I'm sorry that I took a cookie mix out
of here already, Cooper. I know. I one was for
Cooper and one was for a contest we did on
the radio, so I did take one out. Oh you
(07:49):
could smell the pumpkin spice. Yeah, we've already done pumpkin
spice cheerios. Okay, so we're not going to do it again.
I'm gonna donate that somewhere. Great, but we are going
to do this because we haven't done this yet. What
is Cascadian Farm? Thank you, just breath.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Cascadian Farm Cinnamon, apple, whole grain, oats, date powder, apples
and cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
This is going to be delicious and it also sold
us Annie's Organic bunnies and pumpkins. You can have that
they're like Teddy Grams. We don't say that it's a
different brand. Well they taste okay, you know you gotta
get your brand stuff going, dude, Like Teddy Grams is Nabisco.
These are our friends at General Teddy all right, so.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
This has whole things at Apple. I could see you
shake it around.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh oh, your mouth is gonna seize up. I know right,
you're not even doing you know, because I'm literally just
shaking the bag, jam packed full of stuff. And you
didn't even tear the tear off strip, right I did,
I did? You didn't. Look. Oh, you're right, look at
those giant Apple Here comes the throat closure.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Great, you have pan. Do you know I found out
I'm allergic to black sesame? Okay, I did. Okay, the
past two times i've had black sesame, I've been oddly allergic.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, and it never was a thing like a little
black testames on. Yes, it smells good.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It does smell really good. I just know I'm gonna
hate that apple.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
This smells like Fall, like if Fall had a scent.
It's this it well, it actually does juicely pumpkin spice apples,
those are all labeled as Fall candles.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I get it, Andrew, I don't think you do, because
you said if fall had a smell, it would be this,
which is apples.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
There's giant like apples in here. I like this. Learn
about the smells. Yeah, I we're never going to make
it in the candle industry. Oh that was a weird chunk, right,
You think it's going to be apple in cinnamon and sweeter.
Not really? Maybe I just got a bad bite. Try again,
(09:57):
that's blah hmm. No, a bowl and a spoon. Wow,
that could have been so much better. Yeah, actual lot down.
That's a huge lot down for me. It just it's
it's bland. It doesn't Does this doesn't taste like fall?
Smells like fall without the milk, But it does not
taste like.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I got sizzling carbonated apple.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's what it tastes like. Does it taste like cheese doodle?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No, it doesn't. They never tasted like cheese toodles. It's
not a thing that I say when it is just
sizzling fruits. Sizzling fruits have never tasted like cheese soodles.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh you you think it tastes like seltzer, Yes, because it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Does, because it's sizzles when it's reactivated or hydrated whatever
they call it.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't know what to do right here. It's not good.
I'm just gonna tell you that straight up. It's not good.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Like maybe when you buy this thinking to yourself, Oh,
I'm gonna have fallen a cup. There are so many
better alternatives.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
This just that, ain't it. You might want to throw
this on like some plain yogurt.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, on yogurt. Yes, you have a full apple chunk
and you go for it.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Look how many files are in this particular or folder demonic?
That's weird. Six sixty six? And look what's on that
box right there? Are you gonna hit me?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Look six six six? Something's going on Delos Myerto. You
know what, I'm gonna give it. The Day of the Dead,
that's different. Yeah, that's coming up. Yeah, November first, I
know all about it. No Mexican heritage. Okay, uh, did
you know that Sinco Tomyo is not Independence Day in Mexico?
Just letting you know, cool people misunderstand, all right? Anyway,
So I'm gonna give that a ball in a spoon
(11:28):
also because it wasn't really you know what, I'm gonnake
it two balls, two balls, two balls? How about that?
Were you looking at your phone? No, it just was wow, millennial,
two balls. We'll be back right after this. It's the
right thing to do, and we're back millennials. Isn't their phones?
But no, no, I know exactly what that is. My
daughter was late for school today, and that is the
attendance office calling me. Oh yeah, I'm not going to answer.
(11:52):
Oh boy, we're playing hooky on. We're busy. Okay, you know,
you call back and say, oops, sorry, no, I don't know.
I'll say, you know, we were at the doctor's office
or something. Okay, fun because this is the doctor's office. Yeah,
for sure. Anyway, we're gonna go into the box that
Matt sent us quite a while back. Fine, we've got
our backlog of store brand cereals. Love it, so we're
(12:13):
gonna do a sweet one to counteract those two. Great. Yeah,
let's go. All right, So this is best Yet. If
you recall, there used to be some best Yet markets
around here.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
This is legit, like senior Citizen home writing, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It just looks like it. Yeah, But looked at the
cute little fox on there. It was stuck in the eighties.
But there's the nineties fox on the skateboard. Yeah, that's true.
His name is like Dylan is Yo. I'm Dylan the
skating Squirrel. No, that's a fox. Yo. I'm Frank the
skating Fox. Now does he only have two fingers? Or
is he being saying peace bro? He's saying peace bro, okay,
(12:48):
because he's part of nineties skater culture. That was you?
That was me. What a great title name for the cereal?
Too Happy Shape? Yep, they're just Happy Shape.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I didn't like a commercial for that Best Yet Happy Shape.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Well, they generally don't have commercials for a store brand items. Well,
maybe they should start, you know. So this is a
sweetened oat cereal with marshmallow. Is going to be your
fake lucky charms. It's a good source of eleven essential
viterins and minerals. I can't even speak my nose. I
got problems, but so let's get through this. Okay. So anyway,
Best Yet was a chain of supermarkets. I don't know
if there's still any around. This may just be like
(13:26):
a store type brand. You know, God, what a terrible bag.
I know that bag tour weird. Let's see stars, Oh
they're stars. Okay, so the cereal pieces are stars. So
you have basically all. You have a crown, you have
a moon, a half moon that's green, some sort of stars.
(13:49):
You have a half moon that's purple. Yeah, you have
a wand what is this thing? This could be so
many things. This could be a I think as a
cloud with a thunderbolt. I think it's wand no cloud thunderbolt.
If they have magic wizard hats, then they thunder and lightning.
Oh wizard, it's a lightning bolt that goes with wizards.
(14:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they cast spells and it goes boom
and lightning comes out.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Is a male wizard, a warlock or a wizard?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, a wizard, he's the guy with the white beard. Yeah,
but like a warlock is something different? It is. Yeah,
I don't go look at your Game of Thrones thing.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I watched four seasons of it, got to the red
winning episode and it was like, I think that's it
for me.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I have no idea what you're talking about. Game of Thrones,
the show you just brought up, but I never watched it.
I don't think about it. I just figured that there's
wizards and warlocks and goose and Gobblins in it. I
don't know. Mhm. It Hatesdale. I mean it is, oh yeah, John, Yeah,
but it's fine cool, still good.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Not really, I'm gonna give this three bowls. It's Lucky Charms,
which I like, but it's stale and I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And think it would been better if it wasn't stale.
Yeah really, m m. I'm gonna judge it on its
current state, which I think is fresh. So I'm gonna
give it three balls in a spoon. I think it's
pretty good. What did you say? I forgot I wasn't listening.
Three okay, so there is Oh look at all the
fun animals on the back, Andrew, I don't know where
you can find the cereal sometimes Yet at Best Yet markets.
(15:21):
I'm going let's look it up and see if they
still exist.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I mean, if the font of the store is any indication.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Is there a website on there? Best Yet? Is there
a website on there? Andrews yet? Dot com? Is there? Yeah? Real, yep,
I see Best Yet dot Com. You're wincing, like, ah,
bring home the bacon? Where to buy? I see? I
don't think there's any Best Yet stores anymore. But there's
(15:49):
several look at all of that. Yeah, but I don't
know if those are actually best yet markets. See these
are the name Family Grocery. Is this that the other? Yeah?
Oh wow, there's one hundred and forty stores in our
area where you can pick this up eight eleven on
Long Island. Wow. One an old bed page. No, not
so much anyway. Thanks for listening to serial Killers. Please
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(16:13):
what my nose is running?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Bless you?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Well, it looks like I won't see you next week, folks.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's been really great. We'll be doing the Bowl Chat
from home. Yep, looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Honestly a nice little week off right, although I am
going away next week, so.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Oh very nice. Thank you to our friends at Farmland
Fresh Dairies. We love you Farmland Fresh Dairies. Please follow
them on Instagram at Farmland Fresh Dairies.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
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Speaker 1 (16:40):
We love you guys. Hopefully we'll have a Bowl Chat
later this week. Thank you so much for listening. Yeah. Otherwise,
we'll see you next week with an all new Serial
Killers on Monday until we see you then say Crunch Andrew,
Lunch to go. Dis Some Fects also out of tissues.
Sorry, sorry, you're no no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, kid, I guess what's gonna be? We tell you
what's Sai Rachel than like Simpi, Kid's dead life, Rick
doin everything from checking Vanilla.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Chrispy's good. I love him. This fall weather same so much.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yea makes me think that maybe we have a fall
episode coming up.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, that was last week. Okay, remember well, I gotta
tell you though, I'm sorry, I'm going downhill fast. I'm
not feeling that great. Okay, yesterday, you know when you
get that little like tinge in the back of your
throat nazel drip, and you're like, oh, it's here, Yeah,
here it comes. And then this morning I woke up
my throat was hurting and my nasal on my headache.
(00:52):
Right now, so happy you came to work.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And now I'm sitting next to you in a tight
air locked space and now we're gonna share cereal and
your hands are gonna be all over everything.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's so cool. Well, we have a lot to do.
I can't can't miss work, no for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So yeah, you also definitely can't work from home.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You haven't done that before ever. I actually today was
a very very busy Okay, it was that, you know.
I know, I said to myself this morning, there's no
way that I could have done from home what I
had to do here today. Got it? So it's it's
it's problems, yeah, for sure. Anyway, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Let it be known, guys, if I'm not here next week,
we all know the culprit.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, well that's my plan. Yeah, and then you'll sit
there and be like, and he's gone again. Now, how
did that happen? He's sick. I'm uh. I'm kind of
excited about the cereal, but also cautiously optimistic. Okay, ooh
sounds to me like we just got the title for
the episode. Oh, we've had cereals from them before, and
(01:46):
you apparently have this big deal with them. I don't know,
but yet I haven't seen anything wish Yeah, with the
Wishing Grads. The Wishing grad Yes, So I was at
my barbers. Did I tell the story? Dad? You told
him I actually went and bought this, but go ahead.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
So anyway, I was at the barber, uh huh, and
the guy comes in with a whole box of three
wishes and I'm like, oh, okay, cool, and my barber
is like, oh my god, I want to try these.
These are going to be so good. And then I
was like, oh, we've had three Wishes before. And then
my barber was like, oh my god, yeah that's right.
He hosts a Cereal podcast. He's like, oh my god,
you're Andrew, the one that's on Z one hundred, that
(02:24):
podcast with Scottie. And I was like, yeah, what can
I say, stars, they're just like us, we all get
our haircuts. No.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
But then he was like, oh my god, that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
My wife is like the marketing director, and yeah, well,
three wishes. And then we were texting and I'm not
sure if I sent my address. I'm so sorry if
I didn't. Also, I'm just looking at your board. How
is there this much dust?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Because nobody cleans it ever. Yeah, they're all like that,
Can I give you a feather duster? You can do it.
I'll get you a feather dunt. No, you can do
it if you want No, No, I will get you
the feather duster. Then I'll do it. I don't have
time for this. Let's eat cereal. I don't have time
for this time to dust.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
No, I'm saying I will bring one in for you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Too. Dust, so you can do it. Okay, you get
you want to. If the dust bod I love it,
dust so nice. If the dust bothered, you know what
dust is. It's just dead skin. Really well, then you've
been shedding a lot. So I was very excited to
see this flavor in cost Co. No less, so it
was expensive this box, Andrew, but anything for the show,
well the next one, I promised. Don't promise, don't promise,
(03:26):
do'm promise. Plus I feel much worse when they send
it to us and we say it's awful than when
we buy it and say it's all you're easily sounding right, Yeah,
we gotta we gotta run through this one. We need
to hurry light everything. Yes, lighteol three wishes. This is marshmallowy.
It's my favorite, but there's there's no marshmallows in it.
It's just marshmallow flavored. Fun fact. Guys.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Also on the topic of infectious diseases.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Go listen to Hollywood Gold wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Last week we did an episode on contagion, and I
have to tell you ten out of ten did you
ever see contagion?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
First of all, we're not doing this. I'm just telling
you your Hollywood Gold podcast, talk about this one. I
don't think they do so.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
No, No, they did actually in one episode at the end.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
When they made fun of us. No, they never made
fun of us. Kidding me.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But anyway, go listen to Hollywood Gold wherever you get
your podcast. Listen to the Contagion episode because that's one
of my favorite movies.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Did you like that movie?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Never saw it? You need to watch it?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
No, So, now if this doesn't have Eric Bartaga in it?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
What's his name?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Eric?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Eric? Remember the time when we're gonna watch Chips episodes
and talk about them. Yes, I don't know his name.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Well Eric verbaga is that might be a real life.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That might be a bad word in Spanish. Now, all
of a sudden, you speak Spanish. I do?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
See? Okay, yeah, so there's two there's two bags in
this box here. I can't get him back in. I
hate the double box thing. I do too. There has
to be a better way, Costco, Like I love you, Costco,
but there's got to be a better way. How do
you say it? Osco? Costco? Cost cost Co? I remember
(05:03):
when it was price Club. I do too. We talked
about that. Remember, Yeah, going back to the Farmland Fresh
Dairies fridge, Andrew Garrett didn't steal all our Farmland Fresh
Dairies milk, because you know he does that sometimes. Oops,
we're using Farmland Fresh Dairies organic whole milk.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
When you were in the milk case, were you looking
for the cowfees?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I did, And that's why I pick up Farmland Fresh Dairies. Yum.
All right, A little overboard there, pal oh, okay, okay, glad.
I can't do anything right this episode. So there they
are fruit loop ish shapes, smells like mars. I hope
we don't get that little after taste. Let's see. The
(05:42):
crunches is on par with It's great when it goes
in your mouth. If you let it stay in your
mouth too long, you start to get that little bit
of a whatever the monk fruit or I think it's
yunk fruit or whatever it is. The marshmallow flavoring is
great at the beginning again, but it's I can't I
(06:04):
don't understand. I don't I don't get it, I.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Will say, compared to the other ones that we've had,
uh huh, this at least the sweetness goes with the flavor.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know, I do. They got the marshmallow flavor on target.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
But the weird monk fruit aftertaste goes along with the
sweetness to a degree where it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm going to give it two balls in a spoon.
I think that they do a really good job. They're
the best of the ones that don't that have monk
fruit or stevia.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You're just trying to be nice, right, No I'm not.
I'm telling you the truth. Now. This is let me
tell you. If this was like a sugar cereal, like
if Kellogg's made this, the flavor would be great if
it was all sugar. Yeah, you know, because I really
like the marshmallow flavor. It is good, but I'm gonna
have to give it two balls because of that that
aftertaste that kicks in. Yeah. I wonder if there's a
way to get around that. Three wishes.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
If you want to invite us to your plant and
we could watch what exactly is put in and then
we could taste test. Well, we we want to taste tested.
Invite us to your cereal factory.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Okay, is that your first wish? Yes, that's my first wish.
Thank you As your second wish for me to go away. No,
I would never want that, Scott, you and your's shirt.
You don't make fun of my long eyeans Hey, you
leave it alone. So I just can't wait to go May.
Since it is fall, Andrew, our good friends at General
(07:29):
Mill sent us their fall box. You know that. Yeah,
look o, I love that. We get pr packaging. Hello
Ottoman autumnon. Yes, now there is a granola in here
that I'm sorry that I took a cookie mix out
of here already, Cooper. I know. I one was for
Cooper and one was for a contest we did on
the radio, so I did take one out. Oh you
(07:49):
could smell the pumpkin spice. Yeah, we've already done pumpkin
spice cheerios. Okay, so we're not going to do it again.
I'm gonna donate that somewhere. Great, but we are going
to do this because we haven't done this yet. What
is Cascadian Farm? Thank you, just breath.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Cascadian Farm Cinnamon, apple, whole grain, oats, date powder, apples
and cinnamon.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
This is going to be delicious and it also sold
us Annie's Organic bunnies and pumpkins. You can have that
they're like Teddy Grams. We don't say that it's a
different brand. Well they taste okay, you know you gotta
get your brand stuff going, dude, Like Teddy Grams is Nabisco.
These are our friends at General Teddy all right, so.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
This has whole things at Apple. I could see you
shake it around.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh oh, your mouth is gonna seize up. I know right,
you're not even doing you know, because I'm literally just
shaking the bag, jam packed full of stuff. And you
didn't even tear the tear off strip, right I did,
I did? You didn't. Look. Oh, you're right, look at
those giant Apple Here comes the throat closure.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Great, you have pan. Do you know I found out
I'm allergic to black sesame? Okay, I did. Okay, the
past two times i've had black sesame, I've been oddly allergic.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, and it never was a thing like a little
black testames on. Yes, it smells good.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It does smell really good. I just know I'm gonna
hate that apple.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
This smells like Fall, like if Fall had a scent.
It's this it well, it actually does juicely pumpkin spice apples,
those are all labeled as Fall candles.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I get it, Andrew, I don't think you do, because
you said if fall had a smell, it would be this,
which is apples.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
There's giant like apples in here. I like this. Learn
about the smells. Yeah, I we're never going to make
it in the candle industry. Oh that was a weird chunk, right,
You think it's going to be apple in cinnamon and sweeter.
Not really? Maybe I just got a bad bite. Try again,
(09:57):
that's blah hmm. No, a bowl and a spoon. Wow,
that could have been so much better. Yeah, actual lot down.
That's a huge lot down for me. It just it's
it's bland. It doesn't Does this doesn't taste like fall?
Smells like fall without the milk, But it does not
taste like.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I got sizzling carbonated apple.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's what it tastes like. Does it taste like cheese doodle?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No, it doesn't. They never tasted like cheese toodles. It's
not a thing that I say when it is just
sizzling fruits. Sizzling fruits have never tasted like cheese soodles.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh you you think it tastes like seltzer, Yes, because it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Does, because it's sizzles when it's reactivated or hydrated whatever
they call it.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't know what to do right here. It's not good.
I'm just gonna tell you that straight up. It's not good.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Like maybe when you buy this thinking to yourself, Oh,
I'm gonna have fallen a cup. There are so many
better alternatives.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
This just that, ain't it. You might want to throw
this on like some plain yogurt.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, on yogurt. Yes, you have a full apple chunk
and you go for it.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Look how many files are in this particular or folder demonic?
That's weird. Six sixty six? And look what's on that
box right there? Are you gonna hit me?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Look six six six? Something's going on Delos Myerto. You
know what, I'm gonna give it. The Day of the Dead,
that's different. Yeah, that's coming up. Yeah, November first, I
know all about it. No Mexican heritage. Okay, uh, did
you know that Sinco Tomyo is not Independence Day in Mexico?
Just letting you know, cool people misunderstand, all right? Anyway,
So I'm gonna give that a ball in a spoon
(11:28):
also because it wasn't really you know what, I'm gonnake
it two balls, two balls, two balls? How about that?
Were you looking at your phone? No, it just was wow, millennial,
two balls. We'll be back right after this. It's the
right thing to do, and we're back millennials. Isn't their phones?
But no, no, I know exactly what that is. My
daughter was late for school today, and that is the
attendance office calling me. Oh yeah, I'm not going to answer.
(11:52):
Oh boy, we're playing hooky on. We're busy. Okay, you know,
you call back and say, oops, sorry, no, I don't know.
I'll say, you know, we were at the doctor's office
or something. Okay, fun because this is the doctor's office. Yeah,
for sure. Anyway, we're gonna go into the box that
Matt sent us quite a while back. Fine, we've got
our backlog of store brand cereals. Love it, so we're
(12:13):
gonna do a sweet one to counteract those two. Great. Yeah,
let's go. All right, So this is best Yet. If
you recall, there used to be some best Yet markets
around here.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
This is legit, like senior Citizen home writing, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
It just looks like it. Yeah, But looked at the
cute little fox on there. It was stuck in the eighties.
But there's the nineties fox on the skateboard. Yeah, that's true.
His name is like Dylan is Yo. I'm Dylan the
skating Squirrel. No, that's a fox. Yo. I'm Frank the
skating Fox. Now does he only have two fingers? Or
is he being saying peace bro? He's saying peace bro, okay,
(12:48):
because he's part of nineties skater culture. That was you?
That was me. What a great title name for the cereal?
Too Happy Shape? Yep, they're just Happy Shape.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I didn't like a commercial for that Best Yet Happy Shape.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Well, they generally don't have commercials for a store brand items. Well,
maybe they should start, you know. So this is a
sweetened oat cereal with marshmallow. Is going to be your
fake lucky charms. It's a good source of eleven essential
viterins and minerals. I can't even speak my nose. I
got problems, but so let's get through this. Okay. So anyway,
Best Yet was a chain of supermarkets. I don't know
if there's still any around. This may just be like
(13:26):
a store type brand. You know, God, what a terrible bag.
I know that bag tour weird. Let's see stars, Oh
they're stars. Okay, so the cereal pieces are stars. So
you have basically all. You have a crown, you have
a moon, a half moon that's green, some sort of stars.
(13:49):
You have a half moon that's purple. Yeah, you have
a wand what is this thing? This could be so
many things. This could be a I think as a
cloud with a thunderbolt. I think it's wand no cloud thunderbolt.
If they have magic wizard hats, then they thunder and lightning.
Oh wizard, it's a lightning bolt that goes with wizards.
(14:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, they cast spells and it goes boom
and lightning comes out.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Is a male wizard, a warlock or a wizard?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No, a wizard, he's the guy with the white beard. Yeah,
but like a warlock is something different? It is. Yeah,
I don't go look at your Game of Thrones thing.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I watched four seasons of it, got to the red
winning episode and it was like, I think that's it
for me.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I have no idea what you're talking about. Game of Thrones,
the show you just brought up, but I never watched it.
I don't think about it. I just figured that there's
wizards and warlocks and goose and Gobblins in it. I
don't know. Mhm. It Hatesdale. I mean it is, oh yeah, John, Yeah,
but it's fine cool, still good.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Not really, I'm gonna give this three bowls. It's Lucky Charms,
which I like, but it's stale and I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And think it would been better if it wasn't stale.
Yeah really, m m. I'm gonna judge it on its
current state, which I think is fresh. So I'm gonna
give it three balls in a spoon. I think it's
pretty good. What did you say? I forgot I wasn't listening.
Three okay, so there is Oh look at all the
fun animals on the back, Andrew, I don't know where
you can find the cereal sometimes Yet at Best Yet markets.
(15:21):
I'm going let's look it up and see if they
still exist.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I mean, if the font of the store is any indication.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Is there a website on there? Best Yet? Is there
a website on there? Andrews yet? Dot com? Is there? Yeah? Real, yep,
I see Best Yet dot Com. You're wincing, like, ah,
bring home the bacon? Where to buy? I see? I
don't think there's any Best Yet stores anymore. But there's
(15:49):
several look at all of that. Yeah, but I don't
know if those are actually best yet markets. See these
are the name Family Grocery. Is this that the other? Yeah?
Oh wow, there's one hundred and forty stores in our
area where you can pick this up eight eleven on
Long Island. Wow. One an old bed page. No, not
so much anyway. Thanks for listening to serial Killers. Please
follow us on all socials at serial Killers PC. Oh god, well,
(16:13):
what my nose is running?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Bless you?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Well, it looks like I won't see you next week, folks.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's been really great. We'll be doing the Bowl Chat
from home. Yep, looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Honestly a nice little week off right, although I am
going away next week, so.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Oh very nice. Thank you to our friends at Farmland
Fresh Dairies. We love you Farmland Fresh Dairies. Please follow
them on Instagram at Farmland Fresh Dairies.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yes, follow me. And Andrew Pug follow him at Zie
Scotti b Join our Cruncher's chat on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
We love you guys. Hopefully we'll have a Bowl Chat
later this week. Thank you so much for listening. Yeah. Otherwise,
we'll see you next week with an all new Serial
Killers on Monday until we see you then say Crunch Andrew,
Lunch to go. Dis Some Fects also out of tissues.
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