July 21, 2025 • 17 mins
This episode features one of the three new pillow cereals from WalMart's Great Value. Then a delightful crunchy raisin bran from Aldi, and a slightly updaed Blueberry Frosted Mini Wheats from Kellogg's.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi Scotti O. Hi, oh hi little boy. What well
you're very short? No I'm not. Oh the chair is low.
Well I could lift it. But now it's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk
about cereal. We eat it, try it try This is
the Premiere Cereal podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Premiere Premiere. Check this out are E M I E
R E. But some of them don't have any at
the end. Like that's like I think British like premiere
from the premiere, like league is without that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So we put out the call for Serial Killers openers
and theme songs, and our friend Megan sent us a
whole bunch of stuff I guess. I mean she was
all excited that you talked about Suno.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Is that the thing?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah yeah, so this is what she had made you
ready fine.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Scott Andrew. They start today Balls in hand and the
Crunch on Display, Marshmallow Dreams and Flakes zat Shine, reviewing
cereals one.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
By at a time.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
They say crunch when milk is the ball, debates Son
flavor that's out of control, figgering buddies, punching the serial killer,
sealed breakfast deal. Scott, he loves mallows he can't resist
Andrew's we have the Serial Twist.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That was great. That was great. I love it ten
that's like it's like two and a half minutes. Yeah,
I don't think we need to give our listeners two
and a half minutes. That's such a great song. It's fun.
It's very fun. I love it great. Well, thank you
so much. Mad it in my bed last night, like
six times is listening cool? It was wonderful. Nice. Well,
thank you Meghan, Thank you Meghan? Or is it Megan Meghan?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Because I got a Meghan in my life that I'm
not allowed to call it Meghan because it's Meghan.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, m E A G A N. I would assume
it's Megan. She doesn't like Meg either. There's nothing else
short I could call her m uh mimi.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let's see, Andrew. A bunch of new cereals at Walmart.
A bunch of new pillow cereals Walmart. Great Value pillow Cereals.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, great value pillows series. I picked the one that
I wanted the most. Oh oh, Megan got these for us.
Oh so she wrote jingles and she no no different.
This is my Megan gotcha.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, that's a listener Megan, gotcha, my Megan, she was
away somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And uh and Walmart. So look at this, buddy, crunchy
peanut butter filled cereal bites. Oh okay, that seems fine.
So these are chocolate pillows with peanut butter inside. That's exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't understand this. There's two packs in this regular box.
It looks like there's one here and one here.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh that's interesting. I've never seen that before. Right, Yeah,
that way they don't go bad.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And if you look at the back there, Andrew, I
wanted to do all three at once, but I decided
not to. That's also crunchy cinnamon filled and crunchy hazelnut
and cocoa filled.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It's so nice to see the boxes disappear slowly, but
surely because you were putting everything in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Let me tell you, I think I think people are
going under the cereal dispensers with like zip blocks and
taking them home.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Great, there's no way people eat that much cyrus. Listen,
there's what like at least one hundred people on the floor.
Definitely not look at that. That's so cool. Yeah, there's
at least one hundred people on the floor at one
time a few mornings. I don't think that's I'm gonna
go around a count tomorrow morning. Think about it. Breakfast
Club has at least fifteen we have at least fifteen.
That's thirty. WR has, however many ten. I'd say we
(03:17):
have like at least seventy sixty to seventy five people.
I'm lowering from one hundred.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, but most people are not eating random cereal. I
tell you, there's one station that does, and it ain't
this one, and it ain't that one or that one
or that one.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's that one. Yeah. I know what you're saying, but
I'm just choosing not to.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's fine. Now there's a little bit of a problem.
I wasn't one hundred percent sure that we were recording
today because you're always so very busy.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, don't do that to me. I was always so busy.
I wasn't a hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So anyway, the milk level is low, okay, so there's
gonna be a splash today.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh I hate that. Yes, I hate that. Just say
you're putting like a small bit of milk in. Don't
go splash. It's good. I know we both hate splash.
It's gonna be a tiny bit. Okay, so two percent,
great cool. I love that Rise and shine. It's breakfast
time with arrhythmegons. Let me tell you what kid is doing. Arrhythmegons.
This is confused. I've never heard of that before. Oh
(04:12):
are made by adding together the numbers in the circle
on either side. Oh so something that adds up to fourteen.
So seven and seven seven.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And that's like a game show with Alan Ludden that
used to never mind that was Betty White's husband. Oh okay,
Betty White, Betty what we're using this milk from wah
wah today?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
This is exciting. I bought it down at the end
of the parkway. Let me tell you something there pretzels,
their soft pretzels every day. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So this is what we do. We just throw my.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Id on the floor.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh oh, Andrew Andrew through the fanny pack of diamond
on the floor. I didn't see with just like the blanket.
This is a big problem.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, you're throwing a blanket on the floor. Now you
know you're not supposed to quit your bag on the floor.
Bad luck, you won't make any money. So if I
move my job, I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Donna and Quaker. Did you try it? No, I don't
like it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's just it's it's too much. It's really the chocolate
is not chocolate, and it's really happy. There's a lot
of peanut butter. I got a mouthful of peanut butter.
There's a gob of peanut butter. It's not sweet enough
for me either. The chocolate's not great. It's and I'm
gonna take another bike. Doesn't say something's weird. They're like overfilled.
(05:32):
I dry mouth, right, huh, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's I don't know what to say. It's really an
interesting texture. A little less peanut butter and you would
have got me. I feel like it's actually peanut butter. No,
it is like it's like somebody took it in casey
and chocolate and called it today, kind of like I.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Do with the dog, Like I'll take a spoon and
I'll rub it on the roof of his mouth and
he's a and he looks for like four hours.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Cool that kind of would It feels like if you
had pills in here, I wouldn't be able to find them. So, well,
that's great, we could put pills them. This is like
a pill pocket. Well, not for dogs job because there's chocolate.
Oh right, I don't think it's real chocolate. I'm gonna
give us two bowls. The peanut butter is too thick,
like it Legit just tastes like you could put a
(06:22):
spoon in the container and ate it. There is nothing
else there. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It might be growing on me a little bit because
it's peanut butter, because actually it's actually real peanut puter.
I like, I'm giving you three bowls. It's really interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Would I would say try it if you see it,
if you're a peanut butter fan, if you wanted real
peanut butter instead of like peanut butter crunch, or like
you want that actual peanut butter. This is legit, just
peanut butter, and it's this is your vessel to just
eat peanut butter with milk. There's gobs of peanut butter,
gobs speaking of peanut butter, gob smacked that the cereal
is so good.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Wait, can I just say something. I'm a huge fan
of Uncrustables. Okay, huge fan. Right, they have a special
summer limited release. Nice it's mixed berry jam, fine and
peanut butter, which really good.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I found out a Target. I was in Costco and
I saw Cereal. I didn't think that we had, but
I was it. It starts with a V like Victory Cereals.
Is it in a bag like a big box? Really? Yeah,
it was interesting. I didn't buy it because I was like,
I knew you. Did you have your phone with you?
I did? Oh, you could have just checked Cereal killerspis
(07:27):
dot com. Yeah, I was too busy trying to check out.
You know, I start getting anxious towards the end of
my Costco runs. You check out in the middle of
the store, in the aisle. I was just I get
panicked towards the end because then like, you shouldn't go there.
I love Costco. If you get panicked there, you shouldn't go.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I get panicked towards the end because I'm like, do
I have too much? Which I've been better at Sam
whenever I go with her over over spend, I go
for Newby, I going for two things. It's a whole
cart GANDHI like a mile high list of stuff. Me
I've learned to scale it down. What do I need?
What do I practically need? Do you have the do
you have the City Bank Costco credit card.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, I have the executive membership five percent four percent
back at the end of the Yes, but if you
use the credit card also, you'll get another five percent back.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hello, that's almost ten percent back. Yeah. Can I teach
you about saving? I mean that's that is nice. Let's
move on, Andrew. This is an all the cereal okay,
the big barcodes. Yeah, it's just a throwaway. I need filler. Yeah,
this is another. This is another. Thank you so much
our friend Matt in Pennsylvania. Okay, Matt Ceial, thanks Matt
and Pennsylvania. He's a good dude, bro, he really is
(08:36):
a good dude. He's just sent a whole bunch of
other stuff yesterday. It's crazy how much that looks like Kellogg's. Yes. Yeah,
and they're the ones that make it for real. Yes,
they chose the same fine. Yeah. Well it's crazy. It's
weird that that's not I guess that's not trade war?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Please don't answer it? Oh come on, bro.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So anyway, it's Millville brand. They saw that at all
dates crunchy granola raisin brand. So this is the race
brand with the little granola type chunks in it, and
usually that the raisins in this type of raisin brand
are not sugared. Andrew's gonna leave. He's got something way
more important to do. I guess there's other podcasts that
are more important than this one. You know, this podcast
(09:19):
is his bread and butter. This is where we started.
It was the very first podcast pretty much on this show.
Every other podcast that started around this time no longer exist.
So this is the longest running podcast associated to the
morning show and we're still here. But yet he focuses
on others. Anyway, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
God, you're dramatics and hysterics. Are you good? What like
go to Wuthering Heights or something? Right, You're just writing
such dramas. Oh my god, with the longest running and
he doesn't care about me. Hey, Scotty could record at eleven.
I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
My children needs to get off the bus even though
it's the summer. My dog will die even thirty.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Responsibility.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I have responsibilities and you have nothing but a job
that pays you. Because you're a single income person, you
should focus on this.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Who is a drama between it? I can't, I can
never record.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I can only record it in the ten o'clock hour.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
But oh lord, baby.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Jesus, he has no time for me.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I feel like you should get a cigarette with the
big long plastic holder on it. He never has time.
I give him one hour of my time once a week,
and that's not enough. Are you done? I didn't say anything.
Oh you said enough. No, it's not. Your lakes are crispy,
(10:40):
really crispy, thicker than a razor brown. He's called sweet.
It's very sweet, sweet coating, almost brown, sugary. Maybe a
little touch of molasses raisins. What a touch of molasses?
Just a touch? Hmm? No, yeah, I like it. I
(11:03):
honestly I love that. I mean, if you're going in
for raisin bran, this is not regular raisin brand, it's
delicious poor. Yeah, that's good. It is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's very it's it's much sweeter, yeah, than a regular
raisin brand, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Much sweeter.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
But it is comparable with the Kellogg's brand, and some
others actually have another one down there that we're doing
it a few weeks. These are what we call throwaways,
you know, because we need to insert just a plain
old cereal along with it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I will give it good.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, Well, my stomach is in shambles. This why shambles?
I'm not I'm not really sure. Would you eat nothing
really out of the ordinary? All I know is I've
been down there three times already.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Ohr, maybe you need to take like bycilium husk or something.
Three balls in a spoon. It's pretty pretty pretty good.
Oh oh I I imagine this is what having a
baby feels like. Oh my god, you're not a serious person.
Why you are not serious? I love you, but you
are not a serious person. Yeah, who's remember him? Sure? Yahoo? Serious?
(12:03):
Go back to like episode fifty we talked about him. Okay,
you don't care.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
He doesn't care saying he doesn't remember my mile trivia
facs anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
We're almost guessing over. Could you think we'll make it
to four hundred? Caause we're almost there. Yeah, we're almost
an episode four hundred. We've already surpassed twelve hundred cereals
episode four hundred on the way.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
We need a big party, yeah time, Well, that would
require you to meet people and go out there. I
love meeting people. No, because if we met people, how
would you know that people are at the party? Are
all listeners? That's the biggest thing. Why we can't do
a live show? So if we throw a party, how
you know everyone attending is going to be there. Look,
we can throw a party. We don't have to sit
and record it. Why can't we just have a party. No,
because then you're gonna meet people. Or if someone's there
and it's like, oh, those idiots eat cereal, that's what
(12:43):
meeting people, you stupid dick. I love meeting people. You great,
So then we should do a live show with it.
So this way, it's like a I don't I don't
need to sit there and put on a show for people.
I want to know. This isn't a show. If you're
sitting here every time and saying that childbirth is the
same as your stomach crams right now, that's not putting
on a show. Listen, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty
years and we're back. Hi, welcome back. Did you go
anywhere during that break? No, I've been here. How about you, listener?
Did you go anywhere during the break? Yeah? They probably
went did some errings.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I also noticed it. Sometimes you can't fast forward those
commercials anymore. What yeah, I would Oh, oh okay, it's
coming out good. I think it has breached. I need
I got to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
What is that.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Gophering?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
What? No?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What is it groundhogging? What is that? That's when it
just peeks out a little bit. Oh that's a turtlehead. Yeah, oh,
I call groundhog. Sometimes it's turtle wax. Like today, please
all right, listen, please what I don't need to hear this.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So this cereal Okay, I saw it on the shelf. Actually,
secret squirrel Joel pointed this out to me and sent
me this. He's like, is this new? I said, let
me check it is, But it isn't. Okay, it's a
simple change to the box. I don't know if there's
a change to the cereal or the flavor.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Maybe two years ago we did Kellogg's frosted mini wheats. Okay,
blueberry woo, we did it already.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Now it's blueberry muffin, and now it's blueberry muffin. So
they literally just added the name blueberry and they added
muffin to blueberry, and they put a picture of a muffin.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's exciting. The other box just said blueberry, and it
was the same kind of thing. So I don't know. Okay,
let's try it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hi, I'm mini, you're you, and we're about to seize
the day. You have ten percent left on my computer,
so oh, we had one percent last week, so we're good.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Okay. When it dies midway.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I really wish they would bring back the touch of fruit.
I like the mini weeks to have the fruit goo
in the middle.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Fruit goo. Yeah, it smells quite blueberry is delicious. Do
you like fresh blueberries?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Because I offer them up and sometimes you're like, I'm
good because the seeds are too small. You shouldn't even
notice the seeds, I know, but sometimes they do. Also,
when you get like a real mushy blueberry, it ruins your.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Day, it does. Or a really red ones so tart,
so so tart. Now, now this I don't know that
it's blue. It's coated in blue.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I don't think that this is gonna fit in the
cereal machines out there, the dispensers. I don't know if
the mini wheat will fit in there. Also, for me,
shredded wheat type cereal requires a lot of milk because
it soaks it up. M Yes, so I saved some
for the last year.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I am, I am. It smells like fresh blueberries. It
does well. I don't know about fresh blueberries. It smells
like artificial blueberries.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But well, it is naturally and artificially flavor. It definitely
tastes like a blueberry muffin. I'll give himnap. It tastes
like that blueberry that's in a blueberry muffin, like a duncan.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
H yeah, mm hmm. It's pretty good. I'm gonna give
it three balls. And actually three balls. It's a little
too tart at the end. I don't like that. It
tastes a little ARTI well, there definitely is a little artificial. Yeah. Oh,
he's a sassy little mini frosted miniheat. What's he saying
back there? He's saying, you want to try eight? This
(16:10):
is my mini beats. Yeah, that's really sassy. Yeah, try
it now else.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Look, I think it's pretty good. I'll give it three balls.
As far as mini weeks go, it's not bad. It's
interesting though, because I gave blueberry frosted miniwates less than that.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I checked. I gave it like a ball and spoom.
Oh yeah, this isn't bad. It's just a little too sweet.
And like I said, the ending flavored doesn't do it
for me.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I just wish there was blueberry goo inside, and that'd
be better. Blueberry goo. Love the goo. Love the goo,
I do.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I like goo and cereal. Okay, cool more goo? All right,
thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We do appreciate you.
Please follow us on Instagram at serial Killers PC. Check
us out on line serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can
see all the cereals that we've done. There's a whole
bunch of great stuff in the sack down there, bro.
I mean that's all new. Oh wow, it's all new.
(17:02):
That's exciting because Matt's been sending those piles and piles
and stuff. Lots of bags of granola. Look at the
lemon lemon blueberry granola.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh wow, and peanut butter balls. It's all coming soon.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Until we see you next Monday with an all new
serial Killer's say, crunch, Andrew Crunch.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Is there anything else? I feel like we missed something.
I do think we miss something.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Also, there's something else like great review follow No, but
I wanted to mention we haven't read we haven't read
any reviews in a while.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh, I'll pull one for the next time. Oh, of
course there's going to be one against me. No, it'll
be one against me. They all hate me. Yeah,
Hi Scotti O. Hi, oh hi little boy. What well
you're very short? No I'm not. Oh the chair is low.
Well I could lift it. But now it's okay.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk
about cereal. We eat it, try it try This is
the Premiere Cereal podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Premiere Premiere. Check this out are E M I E
R E. But some of them don't have any at
the end. Like that's like I think British like premiere
from the premiere, like league is without that.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So we put out the call for Serial Killers openers
and theme songs, and our friend Megan sent us a
whole bunch of stuff I guess. I mean she was
all excited that you talked about Suno.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Is that the thing?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah yeah, so this is what she had made you
ready fine.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Scott Andrew. They start today Balls in hand and the
Crunch on Display, Marshmallow Dreams and Flakes zat Shine, reviewing
cereals one.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
By at a time.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
They say crunch when milk is the ball, debates Son
flavor that's out of control, figgering buddies, punching the serial killer,
sealed breakfast deal. Scott, he loves mallows he can't resist
Andrew's we have the Serial Twist.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
That was great. That was great. I love it ten
that's like it's like two and a half minutes. Yeah,
I don't think we need to give our listeners two
and a half minutes. That's such a great song. It's fun.
It's very fun. I love it great. Well, thank you
so much. Mad it in my bed last night, like
six times is listening cool? It was wonderful. Nice. Well,
thank you Meghan, Thank you Meghan? Or is it Megan Meghan?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Because I got a Meghan in my life that I'm
not allowed to call it Meghan because it's Meghan.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well, m E A G A N. I would assume
it's Megan. She doesn't like Meg either. There's nothing else
short I could call her m uh mimi.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Let's see, Andrew. A bunch of new cereals at Walmart.
A bunch of new pillow cereals Walmart. Great Value pillow Cereals.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Okay, great value pillows series. I picked the one that
I wanted the most. Oh oh, Megan got these for us.
Oh so she wrote jingles and she no no different.
This is my Megan gotcha.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, that's a listener Megan, gotcha, my Megan, she was
away somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
And uh and Walmart. So look at this, buddy, crunchy
peanut butter filled cereal bites. Oh okay, that seems fine.
So these are chocolate pillows with peanut butter inside. That's exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I don't understand this. There's two packs in this regular box.
It looks like there's one here and one here.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh that's interesting. I've never seen that before. Right, Yeah,
that way they don't go bad.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And if you look at the back there, Andrew, I
wanted to do all three at once, but I decided
not to. That's also crunchy cinnamon filled and crunchy hazelnut
and cocoa filled.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It's so nice to see the boxes disappear slowly, but
surely because you were putting everything in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Let me tell you, I think I think people are
going under the cereal dispensers with like zip blocks and
taking them home.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Great, there's no way people eat that much cyrus. Listen,
there's what like at least one hundred people on the floor.
Definitely not look at that. That's so cool. Yeah, there's
at least one hundred people on the floor at one
time a few mornings. I don't think that's I'm gonna
go around a count tomorrow morning. Think about it. Breakfast
Club has at least fifteen we have at least fifteen.
That's thirty. WR has, however many ten. I'd say we
(03:17):
have like at least seventy sixty to seventy five people.
I'm lowering from one hundred.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, but most people are not eating random cereal. I
tell you, there's one station that does, and it ain't
this one, and it ain't that one or that one
or that one.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's that one. Yeah. I know what you're saying, but
I'm just choosing not to.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's fine. Now there's a little bit of a problem.
I wasn't one hundred percent sure that we were recording
today because you're always so very busy.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
No, don't do that to me. I was always so busy.
I wasn't a hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So anyway, the milk level is low, okay, so there's
gonna be a splash today.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh I hate that. Yes, I hate that. Just say
you're putting like a small bit of milk in. Don't
go splash. It's good. I know we both hate splash.
It's gonna be a tiny bit. Okay, so two percent,
great cool. I love that Rise and shine. It's breakfast
time with arrhythmegons. Let me tell you what kid is doing. Arrhythmegons.
This is confused. I've never heard of that before. Oh
(04:12):
are made by adding together the numbers in the circle
on either side. Oh so something that adds up to fourteen.
So seven and seven seven.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And that's like a game show with Alan Ludden that
used to never mind that was Betty White's husband. Oh okay,
Betty White, Betty what we're using this milk from wah
wah today?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
This is exciting. I bought it down at the end
of the parkway. Let me tell you something there pretzels,
their soft pretzels every day. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So this is what we do. We just throw my.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Id on the floor.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh oh, Andrew Andrew through the fanny pack of diamond
on the floor. I didn't see with just like the blanket.
This is a big problem.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, you're throwing a blanket on the floor. Now you
know you're not supposed to quit your bag on the floor.
Bad luck, you won't make any money. So if I
move my job, I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Donna and Quaker. Did you try it? No, I don't
like it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's just it's it's too much. It's really the chocolate
is not chocolate, and it's really happy. There's a lot
of peanut butter. I got a mouthful of peanut butter.
There's a gob of peanut butter. It's not sweet enough
for me either. The chocolate's not great. It's and I'm
gonna take another bike. Doesn't say something's weird. They're like overfilled.
(05:32):
I dry mouth, right, huh, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's I don't know what to say. It's really an
interesting texture. A little less peanut butter and you would
have got me. I feel like it's actually peanut butter. No,
it is like it's like somebody took it in casey
and chocolate and called it today, kind of like I.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Do with the dog, Like I'll take a spoon and
I'll rub it on the roof of his mouth and
he's a and he looks for like four hours.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Cool that kind of would It feels like if you
had pills in here, I wouldn't be able to find them. So, well,
that's great, we could put pills them. This is like
a pill pocket. Well, not for dogs job because there's chocolate.
Oh right, I don't think it's real chocolate. I'm gonna
give us two bowls. The peanut butter is too thick,
like it Legit just tastes like you could put a
(06:22):
spoon in the container and ate it. There is nothing
else there. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It might be growing on me a little bit because
it's peanut butter, because actually it's actually real peanut puter.
I like, I'm giving you three bowls. It's really interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Would I would say try it if you see it,
if you're a peanut butter fan, if you wanted real
peanut butter instead of like peanut butter crunch, or like
you want that actual peanut butter. This is legit, just
peanut butter, and it's this is your vessel to just
eat peanut butter with milk. There's gobs of peanut butter,
gobs speaking of peanut butter, gob smacked that the cereal
is so good.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Wait, can I just say something. I'm a huge fan
of Uncrustables. Okay, huge fan. Right, they have a special
summer limited release. Nice it's mixed berry jam, fine and
peanut butter, which really good.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I found out a Target. I was in Costco and
I saw Cereal. I didn't think that we had, but
I was it. It starts with a V like Victory Cereals.
Is it in a bag like a big box? Really? Yeah,
it was interesting. I didn't buy it because I was like,
I knew you. Did you have your phone with you?
I did? Oh, you could have just checked Cereal killerspis
(07:27):
dot com. Yeah, I was too busy trying to check out.
You know, I start getting anxious towards the end of
my Costco runs. You check out in the middle of
the store, in the aisle. I was just I get
panicked towards the end because then like, you shouldn't go there.
I love Costco. If you get panicked there, you shouldn't go.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I get panicked towards the end because I'm like, do
I have too much? Which I've been better at Sam
whenever I go with her over over spend, I go
for Newby, I going for two things. It's a whole
cart GANDHI like a mile high list of stuff. Me
I've learned to scale it down. What do I need?
What do I practically need? Do you have the do
you have the City Bank Costco credit card.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, I have the executive membership five percent four percent
back at the end of the Yes, but if you
use the credit card also, you'll get another five percent back.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Hello, that's almost ten percent back. Yeah. Can I teach
you about saving? I mean that's that is nice. Let's
move on, Andrew. This is an all the cereal okay,
the big barcodes. Yeah, it's just a throwaway. I need filler. Yeah,
this is another. This is another. Thank you so much
our friend Matt in Pennsylvania. Okay, Matt Ceial, thanks Matt
and Pennsylvania. He's a good dude, bro, he really is
(08:36):
a good dude. He's just sent a whole bunch of
other stuff yesterday. It's crazy how much that looks like Kellogg's. Yes. Yeah,
and they're the ones that make it for real. Yes,
they chose the same fine. Yeah. Well it's crazy. It's
weird that that's not I guess that's not trade war?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Is this?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Please don't answer it? Oh come on, bro.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
So anyway, it's Millville brand. They saw that at all
dates crunchy granola raisin brand. So this is the race
brand with the little granola type chunks in it, and
usually that the raisins in this type of raisin brand
are not sugared. Andrew's gonna leave. He's got something way
more important to do. I guess there's other podcasts that
are more important than this one. You know, this podcast
(09:19):
is his bread and butter. This is where we started.
It was the very first podcast pretty much on this show.
Every other podcast that started around this time no longer exist.
So this is the longest running podcast associated to the
morning show and we're still here. But yet he focuses
on others. Anyway, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
God, you're dramatics and hysterics. Are you good? What like
go to Wuthering Heights or something? Right, You're just writing
such dramas. Oh my god, with the longest running and
he doesn't care about me. Hey, Scotty could record at eleven.
I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
My children needs to get off the bus even though
it's the summer. My dog will die even thirty.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Responsibility.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I have responsibilities and you have nothing but a job
that pays you. Because you're a single income person, you
should focus on this.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Who is a drama between it? I can't, I can
never record.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I can only record it in the ten o'clock hour.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
But oh lord, baby.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Jesus, he has no time for me.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I feel like you should get a cigarette with the
big long plastic holder on it. He never has time.
I give him one hour of my time once a week,
and that's not enough. Are you done? I didn't say anything.
Oh you said enough. No, it's not. Your lakes are crispy,
(10:40):
really crispy, thicker than a razor brown. He's called sweet.
It's very sweet, sweet coating, almost brown, sugary. Maybe a
little touch of molasses raisins. What a touch of molasses?
Just a touch? Hmm? No, yeah, I like it. I
(11:03):
honestly I love that. I mean, if you're going in
for raisin bran, this is not regular raisin brand, it's
delicious poor. Yeah, that's good. It is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's very it's it's much sweeter, yeah, than a regular
raisin brand, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Much sweeter.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
But it is comparable with the Kellogg's brand, and some
others actually have another one down there that we're doing
it a few weeks. These are what we call throwaways,
you know, because we need to insert just a plain
old cereal along with it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I will give it good.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, Well, my stomach is in shambles. This why shambles?
I'm not I'm not really sure. Would you eat nothing
really out of the ordinary? All I know is I've
been down there three times already.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Ohr, maybe you need to take like bycilium husk or something.
Three balls in a spoon. It's pretty pretty pretty good.
Oh oh I I imagine this is what having a
baby feels like. Oh my god, you're not a serious person.
Why you are not serious? I love you, but you
are not a serious person. Yeah, who's remember him? Sure? Yahoo? Serious?
(12:03):
Go back to like episode fifty we talked about him. Okay,
you don't care.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
He doesn't care saying he doesn't remember my mile trivia
facs anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
We're almost guessing over. Could you think we'll make it
to four hundred? Caause we're almost there. Yeah, we're almost
an episode four hundred. We've already surpassed twelve hundred cereals
episode four hundred on the way.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
We need a big party, yeah time, Well, that would
require you to meet people and go out there. I
love meeting people. No, because if we met people, how
would you know that people are at the party? Are
all listeners? That's the biggest thing. Why we can't do
a live show? So if we throw a party, how
you know everyone attending is going to be there. Look,
we can throw a party. We don't have to sit
and record it. Why can't we just have a party. No,
because then you're gonna meet people. Or if someone's there
and it's like, oh, those idiots eat cereal, that's what
(12:43):
meeting people, you stupid dick. I love meeting people. You great,
So then we should do a live show with it.
So this way, it's like a I don't I don't
need to sit there and put on a show for people.
I want to know. This isn't a show. If you're
sitting here every time and saying that childbirth is the
same as your stomach crams right now, that's not putting
on a show. Listen, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty
years and we're back. Hi, welcome back. Did you go
anywhere during that break? No, I've been here. How about you, listener?
Did you go anywhere during the break? Yeah? They probably
went did some errings.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I also noticed it. Sometimes you can't fast forward those
commercials anymore. What yeah, I would Oh, oh okay, it's
coming out good. I think it has breached. I need
I got to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
What is that.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Gophering?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
What? No?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
What is it groundhogging? What is that? That's when it
just peeks out a little bit. Oh that's a turtlehead. Yeah, oh,
I call groundhog. Sometimes it's turtle wax. Like today, please
all right, listen, please what I don't need to hear this.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So this cereal Okay, I saw it on the shelf. Actually,
secret squirrel Joel pointed this out to me and sent
me this. He's like, is this new? I said, let
me check it is, But it isn't. Okay, it's a
simple change to the box. I don't know if there's
a change to the cereal or the flavor.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Maybe two years ago we did Kellogg's frosted mini wheats. Okay,
blueberry woo, we did it already.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Now it's blueberry muffin, and now it's blueberry muffin. So
they literally just added the name blueberry and they added
muffin to blueberry, and they put a picture of a muffin.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's exciting. The other box just said blueberry, and it
was the same kind of thing. So I don't know. Okay,
let's try it.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hi, I'm mini, you're you, and we're about to seize
the day. You have ten percent left on my computer,
so oh, we had one percent last week, so we're good.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Okay. When it dies midway.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I really wish they would bring back the touch of fruit.
I like the mini weeks to have the fruit goo
in the middle.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Fruit goo. Yeah, it smells quite blueberry is delicious. Do
you like fresh blueberries?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Because I offer them up and sometimes you're like, I'm
good because the seeds are too small. You shouldn't even
notice the seeds, I know, but sometimes they do. Also,
when you get like a real mushy blueberry, it ruins your.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Day, it does. Or a really red ones so tart,
so so tart. Now, now this I don't know that
it's blue. It's coated in blue.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I don't think that this is gonna fit in the
cereal machines out there, the dispensers. I don't know if
the mini wheat will fit in there. Also, for me,
shredded wheat type cereal requires a lot of milk because
it soaks it up. M Yes, so I saved some
for the last year.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I am, I am. It smells like fresh blueberries. It
does well. I don't know about fresh blueberries. It smells
like artificial blueberries.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But well, it is naturally and artificially flavor. It definitely
tastes like a blueberry muffin. I'll give himnap. It tastes
like that blueberry that's in a blueberry muffin, like a duncan.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
H yeah, mm hmm. It's pretty good. I'm gonna give
it three balls. And actually three balls. It's a little
too tart at the end. I don't like that. It
tastes a little ARTI well, there definitely is a little artificial. Yeah. Oh,
he's a sassy little mini frosted miniheat. What's he saying
back there? He's saying, you want to try eight? This
(16:10):
is my mini beats. Yeah, that's really sassy. Yeah, try
it now else.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Look, I think it's pretty good. I'll give it three balls.
As far as mini weeks go, it's not bad. It's
interesting though, because I gave blueberry frosted miniwates less than that.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I checked. I gave it like a ball and spoom.
Oh yeah, this isn't bad. It's just a little too sweet.
And like I said, the ending flavored doesn't do it
for me.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I just wish there was blueberry goo inside, and that'd
be better. Blueberry goo. Love the goo. Love the goo,
I do.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I like goo and cereal. Okay, cool more goo? All right,
thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We do appreciate you.
Please follow us on Instagram at serial Killers PC. Check
us out on line serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can
see all the cereals that we've done. There's a whole
bunch of great stuff in the sack down there, bro.
I mean that's all new. Oh wow, it's all new.
(17:02):
That's exciting because Matt's been sending those piles and piles
and stuff. Lots of bags of granola. Look at the
lemon lemon blueberry granola.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh wow, and peanut butter balls. It's all coming soon.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Until we see you next Monday with an all new
serial Killer's say, crunch, Andrew Crunch.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Is there anything else? I feel like we missed something.
I do think we miss something.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Also, there's something else like great review follow No, but
I wanted to mention we haven't read we haven't read
any reviews in a while.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh, I'll pull one for the next time. Oh, of
course there's going to be one against me. No, it'll
be one against me. They all hate me. Yeah,
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