August 30, 2021 • 20 mins
It’s another all listener supplied cereal episode! We’ll try a new flavor of RX Cereal with SO MANY BERRIES! Then some fake Apple Jacks, Cap’n Crunch and Resses Puffs. Plus, all your favorite Scotty & Andrew back and forth!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're recording. Okay, it's two guys with his boon, just
a bowl at his pool. The review is here, the
wheels go. You what is Scott gonna say?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What's Andrew?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Who gonna say? Well, there's cereals be good or just okay,
it's guys with his boon, just a ball at his boom.
They'll be arguing about breakfast book. What do they know?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
There?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It is ready with all that boost and you get
to hear the slop.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bitch. I have an idea. Oh it started again. I
have an idea. Maybe from now one I'll just add
the song in post production so you don't have to
sit through it and fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I love that you like that?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, Welcome to Serial Killers, Episode one, ninety four. Yeah one,
Today's Monday, August thirtieth. Wow, and uh, where are you
on vacation right now? Andrew sitting in the pizza oven?
Oh you moved out of the pizza oven? Yeah? Oh
that's sad. Why I don't know? Pizza oven was fun?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, it wasn't. That place can burn for all I care.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I used to come pokey with that giant spatula. What
the pizza spatchela? You know? The big Spachela. They take
the pies out with I would come in your apartment
and flip you.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You're a jerk.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'm a jerk. You're the one who made fun of
my apartment the entire time I lived there.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's not making fun of it. It was hot, that's all
I was saying. You lived in a brick oven is
what you lived in.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It was fine because I had centrally see until my
landlord didn't fix the ac in the summer. But that's
for another's that's for a bulch, that's for bulchat. So
this is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We're gonna eat some cereal and today's a special today's
special episode, Andrew. Why because it's not planned at all.
Oh uh. The male guy Rupert just delivered two boxes
listeners and I shook them, so I'm assuming that they're cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well, we got to do three of them, so open
and so whatever they are, that's what we're doing today.
I like how you told me that. Why didn't I
prepare for this podcast episode? You yourself were not prepared
for this episode.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You don't know what's in the box, Andrew, that was
the plan.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Hahaha.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Go along with it. That's we were going to do
listeners cereals today.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, you know what's in that box.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I have no idea what's in the box. But remember
we can only do one new so if there's three
new ones in there, we'll have to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Here we go entertain the truth, Andrew, I can't. I
mentally am spent from this. That's the first bosting box
is from Janine Rockville Center, Long Island. Oh wow, you
could have just picked it up from her. This is
wrapped very You could have picked it up on Long Island.
I could have on how funny Hello Fresh she uses
(02:40):
Hello Fresh. Wow. Those meal kits I always get into
them for a second and then the next thing I know,
I'm left with sixteen meals and all rotting fruit and
vestables in my fridge.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Nah, we've been using them, not to stop. I can't
find the top of the box.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Though.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
This is interesting. There we go.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's going great. All right, let's see it's going real well.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Janine sent to us. Oh Janine went back to Wegmans.
Oh yeah, so there are no new cereals in here. Okay,
we're gonna do one of these or two of these,
but let's go to the other boxes. He does something
new because we need something new.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Thanks Janine.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Thank you Janine from David in Palm Coast, Florida. Pretty
sure he sent us stuff before. He's a good guy.
This one doesn't need a blade.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I wish I could have opened it and it would
have felt like Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, also, nothing new?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
What is that one?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This is? This is cereal from Leedle or not letal
the other one? Aldie? Oh maybe it is legal.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's got the big barcode.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This is Aldie. Oh damn it. We don't have any
new cereals this week.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Andrew want check the cereal sack?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, hold on, I can check Jamie Moon's box. Maybe
she sent us something new.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
How many boxes of cereal do we have?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
People keep sending us stuff, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm shocked. This is this is a lot. Oh, what's cool.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
She sent us something new. Thank you Jamie Moon.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah. RX? Look RX another RX cereal?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh do we like this one?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We didn't like the chocolate one. This one is uh, strawberry.
It's got brown rice, almond, strawberries, touch of honey, nobs strawberry,
strawberry strawberry. Yeah. So we're gonna try this.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'd like to try it. Okay, okay, success, yayo. Did
you like that?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's good? Ooh ooh I didn't. Why see, the box
got slightly damaged in shipping, so it was a little
difficult for me to open it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Whoa, those are some red flakes.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Those aren't flakes, those are Look how many berries are
in here?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
No, yes, you're gonna I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I will say that. I put something under my eyes before,
and my eyes were starting to get a little right
and puppy, it's really hard to shake it. Well, maybe
you don't shake it then.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But there's so many strawberries coagulated at the top.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I need to nap so much. My eye is twitching.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Get to nap.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, I'm really tired too, Like my eye is twitching.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Sorry for all the noise.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Does that ever happen to you?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah? The other day my daughter had me up until
like one thirty two o'clock in the morning. I get
no sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, share a little.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Sleepover down in the basement. They didn't stay down in
the basement, so I heard them the whole time.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now you have an open, open floor plan, so you
hear everything.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh my god, it's just it's very hard to pour
the cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, I mean, we don't have to do a ton
I I'd rather not.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
All right, it's mostly berries, which I love.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's going to be the name of my cereal brand,
most sleep Berries. Are you wearing your tidy whities today?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know. What did you see when I bent?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm sorry, not tidy whities, your boxers?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
What did you see when I bent over boxers?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I'm wearing boxers today.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's just I can't we argue about this at least
once every fifty shows.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What's wrong with boxers.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's just it's it's just so frat boy. I need
space because apparently I'm that well endowed.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Look, as far as I'm concerned, this cereal is all strawberries,
So for that, I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I would eat this a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Strawberries kind of overpower everything.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I don't like that. Maybe we got a faulty box. Yeah,
maybe there's a ton of strawberries in here.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You know, I'm just picturing a poor family being like, yay,
we bought your strawberry cereal.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's just like all all flakes yeah, we got all
the strawberries.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I give it two bowls in a spoom.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
If every box is like this, I give it four balls.
So I'm giving it four balls.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Two bowls in a spoon. For me, it's not that good.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The flakes are not great. But I can't even taste
them because there's so many strawberries.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
There's just too many strawberries.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I will love it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Call this one too many strawberries the episode.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, I was gonna call it surprise. Oh okay, or
Andy's not prepared? That Why am I not prepared? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Why do I get blamed for everything?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I just like making you upset?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah you would, I would.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Now you have a choice. I'm gonna let you choose
the next two.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh nice, Okay, we should take.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
One from each listener. That sentence.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I want to do that one first?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh? Are we doing these boxes? Those boxes are that box?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, we'll pick one from here? Okay, so from Janine's
box we have from Wegmans.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh, can I pull? I'll just blind pull?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You want a blind pull?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah? Yeah, it's my hand. Close, it's my hand close, now,
blind pull?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
This one snaps.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's the one I did not want I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
All right, I'm gonna pull. I'm gonna be you apart. Now,
I'm gonna be you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You don't know how to open boxes.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh, I don't know how to open boxes.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So it's Apple snaps from Wegmans, obviously supposed to be
Apple with Jacks.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I tried to clean this place. Look at how disgusting
the studio is if you're watching YouTube, Look at how
much crap there is in here. I tried to clean it.
Scotty goes, you don't know how to clean. Guess who's
the one who's been here the entire quarantine and clean nothing? Well,
I mean scott Because listeners just keep sending us stuff.
Oh so that's the listener's fault. Now, sorry, we can't
argue in this episode, orrever Andrei because we love each other.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, this studio is definitely a mess because of me,
because I don't organize it properly. There's a lot of
stuff here. Listeners send us stuff, Companies send us stuff,
and unfortunately this is the dumping ground for the Morning Show.
All this garbage back here has all been sent to
the Morning Show with like eh thrown Scottie studio. They
won't even know it's there because it's such a wreck.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It used to be Elvis's office. Oh my god, I was.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I hated that this was Elvis's office.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No, his office. All the packages that used to just
like stack up there. That was the worst. I couldn't
stand that.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Wegman's Apple Snaps.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Apple Snaps.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, oh, sweet and multi grain cereal naturally flavored with
apple and cinnamon. Okay, ready, yeah, it's got the you know,
the peach and the green and the little red things.
Like apple Jacks.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Hey's stale.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
They're not stale.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It tastes Okay, it kind of tastes stale.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
They're, you know, apple Jack's little bastard brother.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
But they're stale.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No, they're not. Yeah, they're not. That's just the way
that their cereal is.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, men gets three walls. Apple Jacks are just so good.
I love apple Jacks so much. That makes me sad
that these were notau.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I also don't love apple jacks. So I'm giving this
two balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's really harsh.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But it's your review, isn't that what you just gave it? No?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I gave it three balls, two.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And a spoon. Okay, Yeah, that's your journey and the
support you we're just powering through this episode. Well, I
mean it's it's because I wasn't prepared with any fun facts.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, pull something out. I'm sorry, pull like a fact out.
That's what I should have said full sentence.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well, I mean I don't have any right now. What
what kind of fact do you want?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I don't know, Like, uh, what's the how many states
are there?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Fifty?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
There's also territories. Yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
One of the territories. What Guam?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, Guam? Is Puerto Rico a territory or is it?
What do they consider Puerto Rico?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I think it's a territory, is right.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
All I know is coupons that are good in the
United States are not good in Puerto Rico. For some reason,
it upsets me.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Huh yeah, well I don't know why I would upset you.
But here we are.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Have we ever done kids? Crunch?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't think Melville with the exact same font, you know,
as Captain Crunch.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But I also recall you saying that, So would you
check the website real quick before I open this box up? Sure?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Let me head to Serial Killers PC dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, and search by Millville.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Cereal Killers PC dot com. Oh is that a cool
new merch tab?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh I don't know, Andrew. By this time, all those
shirts might be sold out.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
One can only hope.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah. All right, So just in case, we do it
a spelling it Millville m I L L V I
L L by company name Millville Kids Crunch, sweetened Corn
and Oat Cereal. And because I knew this was coming, Look,
I'm wearing my corn shirt today.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh shucks, I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah. Last night we finally harvested the corn in the garden.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We did honey grams, Berry Kids Crunch, honey crunching oats. No,
I haven't done them.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
All right, So let's have some sweetened corn and oat
cereal from Millville. Yea hey, it's a balancing act. A
balanced breakfast provides all day energy. Andy, I wish there
was a bamboo cereal. Bamboo.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Can you eat bamboo?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yes you can.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It's very invasive. It's a very invasive plant.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You know, people, I finally got mine to grow in
my parents' backyard. It only took three years, but.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I did it. Do you know that my town is
illegal to plant it?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Illegal because it's invasive.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well, the one I'm growing is moso bamboo. And if
it grows and it takes off real, well guess how
high it can grow? Ten feet seventy feet? Yeah, because
people will plant them in their yard. Yeah, and they'll
go underneath the fence into the neighbor's yard and they
just take over. I love bamboo so much. I have
a weird fascination with it. Okay, it's one of my favorites.
Is this the third cereal? Already?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
This is the third cereal?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah? We really bleue past this episode. Yeah, are we
what eight minutes in?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
No, we're eleven?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh, twelve? Nice?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Well, this is vacation week though, So let's just, you know,
we'll do this one and get out of here.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh, we're really gonna pretend like we came in to
do this on vacation.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We did Andrew the show is off. Well, you know,
we're the power Workers man. Oh yeah, you go. Oh
excuse me.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Ready, it smells like pizza.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't want to cut my roof of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Up, but this is gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well, so it's got a weird sweetness to it. But
the piece is a little bit smaller, I believe yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, I can't say what I really feel about it
because you're gonna yell at me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
What five balls? Are you gonna say it tastes like
something else that it doesn't?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Go ahead, I'll have that cheeto without the cheese taste.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It doesn't.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It does.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It has the consistency of a puffed cheeto with sweet.
Cheetos aren't sweet, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I just no, maybe because the cheese makes it not sweet?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Have you ever thought of that?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah? I have. And this doesn't have any cheese on it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
But if it had cheese on it, it would be like
a cheeto. Okay, three balls, that's generous. I'm giving it
two bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
This episode should not be called surprise. It should be
called fairly average because that's what I thought about it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Fairly average.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, because none of the cereals were breakouts. I thought
I was gonna like the Captain Kid's crunchy cap Captain
kids crunch crunch things, and I didn't. I thought the
applejacks were gonna be good to taste it stale, and
then you tried to kill me with strawberries. So all
in all, this episode gets a in my book.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
All right. I didn't think it was that bad. I
don't really love the store brand stuff, but whatever, the
RX was okay, so great? Do you want to maybe
you want to do another one? Or should we just
end it here?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Another?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
What another cereal? Sure? I can go into Jamie's box
and grab another.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Don okay, let's do it all right?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Going back to Jamies.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Can you pick something that I might like because I
need something to boost my spirits. Peanut buttercups.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Can you check and see if we did this, because
there's definitely a few things in her box that we've
done a few.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Let me head back to serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, go to Maltomeal Yeah, and then peanut butter cups
because I feel like we may have done this before
I tear this trip. No, we haven't. No, Wow, Jamie,
you're good.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, she must be using again serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, I don't know that she did, because there are
like three or four women there that we've done. Well,
unless you know other Scott just hasn't updated it. You
mean Newman, No other Scotch. He wants to go by Newman.
Here's the problem. I'm out of cups, so you can
have this one. I'll reuse my strawberry cup.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Ew, this is a sin. You would be like, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
There's no other cups in here. Oh that's one thing,
malt me. You don't get a very clean poor because
the bag is so You didn't pour anything in my cup?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Did he did?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, you don't pay attention to me.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I never heard it.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's your cup right here. Okay, you have the last
clean cup.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
If these are good, you have to get natean here
because he likes bumpers. What was it, Scooer likes peanut
butter bumpers, but choker not so. This is the Reese's Pieces,
Reese's peanut butter cup, Reese's Puffs.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
That is the name of the SI puffs. Beat him up,
Beat them up? Ready?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh this smells.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's too cunchy. It shouldn't be that crunchy. I'm thinking
more of like a cocoa puffunches.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
This tastes like a fudgeticle, not so much a.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
No fudggles don't have peanut butter in them.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
We well, it tastes like it to me.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Did you want to argue about sickles?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Because I don't really taste much of the peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Do you remember when I won the fudgeicle argument from
Wheel of Fortune? Because Fudgical actually tweeted me like, you're right, Scott.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Right, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm
blank slate right now.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Like six months ago, there was a final, uh, the
final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune was fudge popsicle, and
there is no such thing as a fudge popsicle. First
of all, Popsicle is a brand name, and there's no
such thing as a fudge popsicle. Popsicle or ices Fudgicle
are fudge pops So it was incorrect, and I don't
(16:02):
believe the contestant got it because there's no such thing
out So.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
What did you get?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
What did you get?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
A coupon for free fudgicals? What do you mean? What
did I get? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It seems like you really went to it.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I did. I tweetam Legs to get tweeted, and I said, hey, popsicle,
am I correct and saying there's no such thing as
a fudge popsicle. That would be a Fudgical correct, And
they were like, you're right.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm literally just picturing Amy on the couch with you
like Scott.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Please, but again, but it wasn't correct.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I understood, but you got free fudge fudge the fudgicals.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
See, popsicle is one of those things that's just like
band aid and xerox or Q tip, those are brand names.
Everybody says, hey, can I have a popsicle? No matter
what you know? Am I right?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I feel like you are so leaning into your get
off my lawn phase of your life. It's coming sooner
and sooner.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay, Look, companies trademark things. I can't wait, so they
cannot be used like that, like we trade more serial killers,
but people keep using it. So guess who's getting sued soon?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh is that diamond sincere?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah? Too bad. You can't get in. Her card is locked.
Don't let her in. Please, don't let her in. I
don't let her in. She's just gonna yell at me
and scream at me.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Hello mother, Sam It now I have to beep it out.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You have to beep it out.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, Oh my god, do you.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Stop. You don't even know anything about this show. You're
no longer the executive producer. I was never the executive
producer because you never cut me a check. All right,
thank you for listening. Oh, we didn't rate it. Two
balls and a spoon, three bowls and a spoon, two
balls and a spoon to crunchy. I don't really like
the crunchiness.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I thought the crunchiness was fine. I just thought it
tasted more like a fudge fudgeical.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Also, the back of my throat is starting to burn
a little bit. Yeah, same, right, Why is that? I
don't know? Oh boy, so before yeah, let's just go
before we have problems. Thanks for the last episode of
serial Killer. You're listening to a serial Killers podcast about Cereal.
Sorry about this episode, but we'll try better next time.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, I mean, you know what, they're not all winners.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Follow us on serial Killers PC on all social platforms yep,
and serial killerspc dot com is the website.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, go pick up a new oh sorry, a golden
serial Killers T shirt. Who knows. Maybe we'll put white
ones with the logo on it soon, because it seems
like the yellow might be a little too obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
White people boring it should be black them.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I don't want a black shirt with yellow font on it.
What are we bumblebees?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Or change the logo we're not changing the logo. I
don't know other Scott kind of had a better logo
than you made, so maybe we'll use that one.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Just got a better Nogo than you made. I'd like
to criticize my own podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I'm not criticizing. It just needs to be freshened a bit.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
What what needs to be freshen Scott, you and your
design history. Let's go what needs to be freshened up Scott?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
All right, Well, if you must know, kind of the start,
I've always said that the flakes in the bowl just
look weird. There's that one that looks like an alligator,
and they're very sparse. It should be a full bowl
of cereal. It should be o'ser balls. Yep, you know,
there's just a lot of milk in there the beginning.
And you're like, I already set the logo in. It
can't be changed anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Remember, Yeah, I remember when you said I also couldn't
edit anything, and then I did, and you made it
seem like it was like you were doing God's work
every week.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We're not gonna get into this, dude. I love you,
you love me, yet it's terrible. Anyway, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I listened to my car and I I had to
turn it off. I was just it was too much. Also,
I looked like an a hole, so that probably skewed
my judgment too.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
We'll see you Wednesday and Monday for eternity until until
you hashtag I'm sad until you hashtag cancel us. I
did all right.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Oh remember when I also proved you wrong about the
canceling thing?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Never proved me y.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yes, I did have a grand episode in twenty eighteen
that was about canceling things. You were like. It only
came out like a year ago. It's weird. If you
don't know what we're talking about, go listen to the
last bull chat. Okay cool.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
It only appeared in pop culture within the last year.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
It did not have a rear, had an episode in
twenty eighteen. Make it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Andrew. Please say
crunch crunch, say crunch, crunch, crunch, goodbye and crunch. Remember
that time when you didn't want to stay into an episode?
I wish we listen?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Can you can you not? Can you not make fun
of me? I don't like it.
We're recording. Okay, it's two guys with his boon, just
a bowl at his pool. The review is here, the
wheels go. You what is Scott gonna say?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
What's Andrew?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Who gonna say? Well, there's cereals be good or just okay,
it's guys with his boon, just a ball at his boom.
They'll be arguing about breakfast book. What do they know?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
There?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It is ready with all that boost and you get
to hear the slop.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Bitch. I have an idea. Oh it started again. I
have an idea. Maybe from now one I'll just add
the song in post production so you don't have to
sit through it and fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I love that you like that?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, Welcome to Serial Killers, Episode one, ninety four. Yeah one,
Today's Monday, August thirtieth. Wow, and uh, where are you
on vacation right now? Andrew sitting in the pizza oven?
Oh you moved out of the pizza oven? Yeah? Oh
that's sad. Why I don't know? Pizza oven was fun?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, it wasn't. That place can burn for all I care.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I used to come pokey with that giant spatula. What
the pizza spatchela? You know? The big Spachela. They take
the pies out with I would come in your apartment
and flip you.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You're a jerk.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'm a jerk. You're the one who made fun of
my apartment the entire time I lived there.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
That's not making fun of it. It was hot, that's all
I was saying. You lived in a brick oven is
what you lived in.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It was fine because I had centrally see until my
landlord didn't fix the ac in the summer. But that's
for another's that's for a bulch, that's for bulchat. So
this is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We're gonna eat some cereal and today's a special today's
special episode, Andrew. Why because it's not planned at all.
Oh uh. The male guy Rupert just delivered two boxes
listeners and I shook them, so I'm assuming that they're cereal.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Well, we got to do three of them, so open
and so whatever they are, that's what we're doing today.
I like how you told me that. Why didn't I
prepare for this podcast episode? You yourself were not prepared
for this episode.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You don't know what's in the box, Andrew, that was
the plan.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Hahaha.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Go along with it. That's we were going to do
listeners cereals today.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, you know what's in that box.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I have no idea what's in the box. But remember
we can only do one new so if there's three
new ones in there, we'll have to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Here we go entertain the truth, Andrew, I can't. I
mentally am spent from this. That's the first bosting box
is from Janine Rockville Center, Long Island. Oh wow, you
could have just picked it up from her. This is
wrapped very You could have picked it up on Long Island.
I could have on how funny Hello Fresh she uses
(02:40):
Hello Fresh. Wow. Those meal kits I always get into
them for a second and then the next thing I know,
I'm left with sixteen meals and all rotting fruit and
vestables in my fridge.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Nah, we've been using them, not to stop. I can't
find the top of the box.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Though.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
This is interesting. There we go.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's going great. All right, let's see it's going real well.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Janine sent to us. Oh Janine went back to Wegmans.
Oh yeah, so there are no new cereals in here. Okay,
we're gonna do one of these or two of these,
but let's go to the other boxes. He does something
new because we need something new.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Thanks Janine.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Thank you Janine from David in Palm Coast, Florida. Pretty
sure he sent us stuff before. He's a good guy.
This one doesn't need a blade.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I wish I could have opened it and it would
have felt like Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, also, nothing new?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
What is that one?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This is? This is cereal from Leedle or not letal
the other one? Aldie? Oh maybe it is legal.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's got the big barcode.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
This is Aldie. Oh damn it. We don't have any
new cereals this week.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Andrew want check the cereal sack?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, hold on, I can check Jamie Moon's box. Maybe
she sent us something new.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
How many boxes of cereal do we have?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
People keep sending us stuff, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm shocked. This is this is a lot. Oh, what's cool.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
She sent us something new. Thank you Jamie Moon.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah. RX? Look RX another RX cereal?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh do we like this one?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We didn't like the chocolate one. This one is uh, strawberry.
It's got brown rice, almond, strawberries, touch of honey, nobs strawberry,
strawberry strawberry. Yeah. So we're gonna try this.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'd like to try it. Okay, okay, success, yayo. Did
you like that?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's good? Ooh ooh I didn't. Why see, the box
got slightly damaged in shipping, so it was a little
difficult for me to open it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Whoa, those are some red flakes.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Those aren't flakes, those are Look how many berries are
in here?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
No, yes, you're gonna I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I will say that. I put something under my eyes before,
and my eyes were starting to get a little right
and puppy, it's really hard to shake it. Well, maybe
you don't shake it then.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But there's so many strawberries coagulated at the top.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I need to nap so much. My eye is twitching.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Get to nap.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, I'm really tired too, Like my eye is twitching.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Sorry for all the noise.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Does that ever happen to you?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah? The other day my daughter had me up until
like one thirty two o'clock in the morning. I get
no sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, share a little.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Sleepover down in the basement. They didn't stay down in
the basement, so I heard them the whole time.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now you have an open, open floor plan, so you
hear everything.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh my god, it's just it's very hard to pour
the cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, I mean, we don't have to do a ton
I I'd rather not.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
All right, it's mostly berries, which I love.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's going to be the name of my cereal brand,
most sleep Berries. Are you wearing your tidy whities today?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know. What did you see when I bent?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm sorry, not tidy whities, your boxers?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
What did you see when I bent over boxers?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, I'm wearing boxers today.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's just I can't we argue about this at least
once every fifty shows.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What's wrong with boxers.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's just it's it's just so frat boy. I need
space because apparently I'm that well endowed.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Look, as far as I'm concerned, this cereal is all strawberries,
So for that, I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I would eat this a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Strawberries kind of overpower everything.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I don't like that. Maybe we got a faulty box. Yeah,
maybe there's a ton of strawberries in here.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
You know, I'm just picturing a poor family being like, yay,
we bought your strawberry cereal.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's just like all all flakes yeah, we got all
the strawberries.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I give it two bowls in a spoom.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
If every box is like this, I give it four balls.
So I'm giving it four balls.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Two bowls in a spoon. For me, it's not that good.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
The flakes are not great. But I can't even taste
them because there's so many strawberries.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
There's just too many strawberries.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I will love it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Call this one too many strawberries the episode.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, I was gonna call it surprise. Oh okay, or
Andy's not prepared? That Why am I not prepared? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Why do I get blamed for everything?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I just like making you upset?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah you would, I would.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Now you have a choice. I'm gonna let you choose
the next two.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh nice, Okay, we should take.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
One from each listener. That sentence.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I want to do that one first?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Which one?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh? Are we doing these boxes? Those boxes are that box?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, we'll pick one from here? Okay, so from Janine's
box we have from Wegmans.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Oh, can I pull? I'll just blind pull?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
You want a blind pull?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah? Yeah, it's my hand. Close, it's my hand close, now,
blind pull?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
This one snaps.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's the one I did not want I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
All right, I'm gonna pull. I'm gonna be you apart. Now,
I'm gonna be you.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You don't know how to open boxes.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh, I don't know how to open boxes.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
So it's Apple snaps from Wegmans, obviously supposed to be
Apple with Jacks.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I tried to clean this place. Look at how disgusting
the studio is if you're watching YouTube, Look at how
much crap there is in here. I tried to clean it.
Scotty goes, you don't know how to clean. Guess who's
the one who's been here the entire quarantine and clean nothing? Well,
I mean scott Because listeners just keep sending us stuff.
Oh so that's the listener's fault. Now, sorry, we can't
argue in this episode, orrever Andrei because we love each other.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yes, this studio is definitely a mess because of me,
because I don't organize it properly. There's a lot of
stuff here. Listeners send us stuff, Companies send us stuff,
and unfortunately this is the dumping ground for the Morning Show.
All this garbage back here has all been sent to
the Morning Show with like eh thrown Scottie studio. They
won't even know it's there because it's such a wreck.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It used to be Elvis's office. Oh my god, I was.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I hated that this was Elvis's office.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No, his office. All the packages that used to just
like stack up there. That was the worst. I couldn't
stand that.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Wegman's Apple Snaps.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Apple Snaps.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, oh, sweet and multi grain cereal naturally flavored with
apple and cinnamon. Okay, ready, yeah, it's got the you know,
the peach and the green and the little red things.
Like apple Jacks.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Hey's stale.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
They're not stale.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It tastes Okay, it kind of tastes stale.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
They're, you know, apple Jack's little bastard brother.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
But they're stale.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
No, they're not. Yeah, they're not. That's just the way
that their cereal is.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, men gets three walls. Apple Jacks are just so good.
I love apple Jacks so much. That makes me sad
that these were notau.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I also don't love apple jacks. So I'm giving this
two balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's really harsh.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But it's your review, isn't that what you just gave it? No?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I gave it three balls, two.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And a spoon. Okay, Yeah, that's your journey and the
support you we're just powering through this episode. Well, I
mean it's it's because I wasn't prepared with any fun facts.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, pull something out. I'm sorry, pull like a fact out.
That's what I should have said full sentence.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Well, I mean I don't have any right now. What
what kind of fact do you want?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I don't know, Like, uh, what's the how many states
are there?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Fifty?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
There's also territories. Yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
One of the territories. What Guam?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, Guam? Is Puerto Rico a territory or is it?
What do they consider Puerto Rico?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I think it's a territory, is right.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
All I know is coupons that are good in the
United States are not good in Puerto Rico. For some reason,
it upsets me.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Huh yeah, well I don't know why I would upset you.
But here we are.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Have we ever done kids? Crunch?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't think Melville with the exact same font, you know,
as Captain Crunch.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But I also recall you saying that, So would you
check the website real quick before I open this box up? Sure?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Let me head to Serial Killers PC dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, and search by Millville.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Cereal Killers PC dot com. Oh is that a cool
new merch tab?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Oh I don't know, Andrew. By this time, all those
shirts might be sold out.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
One can only hope.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah. All right, So just in case, we do it
a spelling it Millville m I L L V I
L L by company name Millville Kids Crunch, sweetened Corn
and Oat Cereal. And because I knew this was coming, Look,
I'm wearing my corn shirt today.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh shucks, I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah. Last night we finally harvested the corn in the garden.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
We did honey grams, Berry Kids Crunch, honey crunching oats. No,
I haven't done them.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
All right, So let's have some sweetened corn and oat
cereal from Millville. Yea hey, it's a balancing act. A
balanced breakfast provides all day energy. Andy, I wish there
was a bamboo cereal. Bamboo.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Can you eat bamboo?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yes you can.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It's very invasive. It's a very invasive plant.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You know, people, I finally got mine to grow in
my parents' backyard. It only took three years, but.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I did it. Do you know that my town is
illegal to plant it?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Illegal because it's invasive.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well, the one I'm growing is moso bamboo. And if
it grows and it takes off real, well guess how
high it can grow? Ten feet seventy feet? Yeah, because
people will plant them in their yard. Yeah, and they'll
go underneath the fence into the neighbor's yard and they
just take over. I love bamboo so much. I have
a weird fascination with it. Okay, it's one of my favorites.
Is this the third cereal? Already?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
This is the third cereal?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah? We really bleue past this episode. Yeah, are we
what eight minutes in?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
No, we're eleven?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh, twelve? Nice?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Well, this is vacation week though, So let's just, you know,
we'll do this one and get out of here.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh, we're really gonna pretend like we came in to
do this on vacation.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We did Andrew the show is off. Well, you know,
we're the power Workers man. Oh yeah, you go. Oh
excuse me.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Ready, it smells like pizza.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't want to cut my roof of my mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Up, but this is gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well, so it's got a weird sweetness to it. But
the piece is a little bit smaller, I believe yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, I can't say what I really feel about it
because you're gonna yell at me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
What five balls? Are you gonna say it tastes like
something else that it doesn't?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Go ahead, I'll have that cheeto without the cheese taste.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It doesn't.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It does.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It has the consistency of a puffed cheeto with sweet.
Cheetos aren't sweet, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
I just no, maybe because the cheese makes it not sweet?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Have you ever thought of that?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah? I have. And this doesn't have any cheese on it.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
But if it had cheese on it, it would be like
a cheeto. Okay, three balls, that's generous. I'm giving it
two bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
This episode should not be called surprise. It should be
called fairly average because that's what I thought about it.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Fairly average.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, because none of the cereals were breakouts. I thought
I was gonna like the Captain Kid's crunchy cap Captain
kids crunch crunch things, and I didn't. I thought the
applejacks were gonna be good to taste it stale, and
then you tried to kill me with strawberries. So all
in all, this episode gets a in my book.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
All right. I didn't think it was that bad. I
don't really love the store brand stuff, but whatever, the
RX was okay, so great? Do you want to maybe
you want to do another one? Or should we just
end it here?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Another?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
What another cereal? Sure? I can go into Jamie's box
and grab another.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Don okay, let's do it all right?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Going back to Jamies.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Can you pick something that I might like because I
need something to boost my spirits. Peanut buttercups.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Can you check and see if we did this, because
there's definitely a few things in her box that we've
done a few.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Let me head back to serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, go to Maltomeal Yeah, and then peanut butter cups
because I feel like we may have done this before
I tear this trip. No, we haven't. No, Wow, Jamie,
you're good.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, she must be using again serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, I don't know that she did, because there are
like three or four women there that we've done. Well,
unless you know other Scott just hasn't updated it. You
mean Newman, No other Scotch. He wants to go by Newman.
Here's the problem. I'm out of cups, so you can
have this one. I'll reuse my strawberry cup.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Ew, this is a sin. You would be like, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
There's no other cups in here. Oh that's one thing,
malt me. You don't get a very clean poor because
the bag is so You didn't pour anything in my cup?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Did he did?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, you don't pay attention to me.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I never heard it.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's your cup right here. Okay, you have the last
clean cup.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
If these are good, you have to get natean here
because he likes bumpers. What was it, Scooer likes peanut
butter bumpers, but choker not so. This is the Reese's Pieces,
Reese's peanut butter cup, Reese's Puffs.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
That is the name of the SI puffs. Beat him up,
Beat them up? Ready?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh this smells.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's too cunchy. It shouldn't be that crunchy. I'm thinking
more of like a cocoa puffunches.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
This tastes like a fudgeticle, not so much a.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
No fudggles don't have peanut butter in them.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
We well, it tastes like it to me.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Did you want to argue about sickles?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Because I don't really taste much of the peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Do you remember when I won the fudgeicle argument from
Wheel of Fortune? Because Fudgical actually tweeted me like, you're right, Scott.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Right, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm
blank slate right now.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Like six months ago, there was a final, uh, the
final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune was fudge popsicle, and
there is no such thing as a fudge popsicle. First
of all, Popsicle is a brand name, and there's no
such thing as a fudge popsicle. Popsicle or ices Fudgicle
are fudge pops So it was incorrect, and I don't
(16:02):
believe the contestant got it because there's no such thing
out So.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
What did you get?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
What did you get?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
A coupon for free fudgicals? What do you mean? What
did I get? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It seems like you really went to it.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I did. I tweetam Legs to get tweeted, and I said, hey, popsicle,
am I correct and saying there's no such thing as
a fudge popsicle. That would be a Fudgical correct, And
they were like, you're right.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm literally just picturing Amy on the couch with you
like Scott.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Please, but again, but it wasn't correct.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I understood, but you got free fudge fudge the fudgicals.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
See, popsicle is one of those things that's just like
band aid and xerox or Q tip, those are brand names.
Everybody says, hey, can I have a popsicle? No matter
what you know? Am I right?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I feel like you are so leaning into your get
off my lawn phase of your life. It's coming sooner
and sooner.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay, Look, companies trademark things. I can't wait, so they
cannot be used like that, like we trade more serial killers,
but people keep using it. So guess who's getting sued soon?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh is that diamond sincere?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah? Too bad. You can't get in. Her card is locked.
Don't let her in. Please, don't let her in. I
don't let her in. She's just gonna yell at me
and scream at me.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Hello mother, Sam It now I have to beep it out.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You have to beep it out.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, Oh my god, do you.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Stop. You don't even know anything about this show. You're
no longer the executive producer. I was never the executive
producer because you never cut me a check. All right,
thank you for listening. Oh, we didn't rate it. Two
balls and a spoon, three bowls and a spoon, two
balls and a spoon to crunchy. I don't really like
the crunchiness.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I thought the crunchiness was fine. I just thought it
tasted more like a fudge fudgeical.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Also, the back of my throat is starting to burn
a little bit. Yeah, same, right, Why is that? I
don't know? Oh boy, so before yeah, let's just go
before we have problems. Thanks for the last episode of
serial Killer. You're listening to a serial Killers podcast about Cereal.
Sorry about this episode, but we'll try better next time.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Yeah, I mean, you know what, they're not all winners.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Follow us on serial Killers PC on all social platforms yep,
and serial killerspc dot com is the website.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, go pick up a new oh sorry, a golden
serial Killers T shirt. Who knows. Maybe we'll put white
ones with the logo on it soon, because it seems
like the yellow might be a little too obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
White people boring it should be black them.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I don't want a black shirt with yellow font on it.
What are we bumblebees?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Or change the logo we're not changing the logo. I
don't know other Scott kind of had a better logo
than you made, so maybe we'll use that one.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Just got a better Nogo than you made. I'd like
to criticize my own podcast.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I'm not criticizing. It just needs to be freshened a bit.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
What what needs to be freshen Scott, you and your
design history. Let's go what needs to be freshened up Scott?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
All right, Well, if you must know, kind of the start,
I've always said that the flakes in the bowl just
look weird. There's that one that looks like an alligator,
and they're very sparse. It should be a full bowl
of cereal. It should be o'ser balls. Yep, you know,
there's just a lot of milk in there the beginning.
And you're like, I already set the logo in. It
can't be changed anymore.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Remember, Yeah, I remember when you said I also couldn't
edit anything, and then I did, and you made it
seem like it was like you were doing God's work
every week.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We're not gonna get into this, dude. I love you,
you love me, yet it's terrible. Anyway, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I listened to my car and I I had to
turn it off. I was just it was too much. Also,
I looked like an a hole, so that probably skewed
my judgment too.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
We'll see you Wednesday and Monday for eternity until until
you hashtag I'm sad until you hashtag cancel us. I
did all right.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Oh remember when I also proved you wrong about the
canceling thing?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Never proved me y.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yes, I did have a grand episode in twenty eighteen
that was about canceling things. You were like. It only
came out like a year ago. It's weird. If you
don't know what we're talking about, go listen to the
last bull chat. Okay cool.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
It only appeared in pop culture within the last year.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
It did not have a rear, had an episode in
twenty eighteen. Make it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Andrew. Please say
crunch crunch, say crunch, crunch, crunch, goodbye and crunch. Remember
that time when you didn't want to stay into an episode?
I wish we listen?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Can you can you not? Can you not make fun
of me? I don't like it.
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