November 15, 2019 • 20 mins
Yes…that is actually a cereal, and one of our listeners is making us eat it. We’ll try another one of the original Chex varieties and the holidays are coming…and so are the holiday cereals! We’ll check out a new cinnamon vanilla cereal courtesy of Sir Charms!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey Andrew, Welcome, Hey pal, Welcome to the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What's going on, buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Guess what what?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's right?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Kay, Scott, it's Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No, it's not Scott, it's Monday. No, it's Friday, Scott.
The last episode we titled wrong because it's Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Well, do you know what today's episode and Hines has
in common?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Fifty seven?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
This is episode fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Then we need to go back to episode fifty six
and change everything.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Look at the calendar over here. The serial calendar fifty
seven is on Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, then we have to go back and edit all
of episode fifty six.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Why would we say an episode we.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Said it was Friday. We did, yeah, because you asked
me and I thought it was Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Because you never pay attention. You hate life, You know nothing.
You have a calendar in your little do diddle phone
over there, and uh, you don't even look at it.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You just called my phone a doodiddle.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't want to care.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Serial. When you hand a jam, it's not lump.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah. You know any song that you play I just
assume is lump. Now, any alternative song from the nineties
is a lump. Yeah, all ninety two three, just plays
lump on repeat.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Actually, I haven't never heard this song there.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, they don't play it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's why. No, it's not in rotation. Yeah, what's going on? When?
How you doing, buddy? It's been a while, great, it's
been like four days.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, but in actual recording time, it's been literally yesterday
we recorded.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, we'll give away the surprise to our listeners. Do
you not want to do this? Because bye, wow, I
mean spicy today. We're getting like pretty far ahead now, yeah,
I mean we could tell everybody today. We're actually recording
this in October twenty ninth, and it's going to air
November fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It is crazy, right.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I love when it's that much like in advance, though,
because it really helps me have peace of mind.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I don't like that because I have a bunch of
stuff in the sack. Yeah, that I really want to
get out there. It's not so much that it needs
to be a bonus prize in side episode, but I
wanted to get out there soon. Yeah, So we'll do
one of those today, great, and a few more in
the weeks to come.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
This isn't a prize and side episode.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
This is not a prize and side episode. This is
a regular old episode. Great, we're gonna start with a
classic cereal today.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Did you just cut me off to try and make
it seem like you're gonna cut that in post production?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Nobody knows what you're talking about, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Post production?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
If what's post production?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Shake?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
There's no magic. We just as we're recording this. That's
how you hear it. We don't cut anything. What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yes, you do again. I've said this multiple times. But
if you listen to Scotty's lines, because he sits here
and edits everything. When he doesn't like something, he recuts it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's not true because you do.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Because you'll say something like, hey, this box of frosted
cheerios is brought to you by what are you talking about?
Say it in a different tone, and it's to pick
up in the car.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There's only one time that I did that, and I
heard the difference, and I won't do that ever again. Yeah,
now I just screw up and go on.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I own my mistakes.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Anyway. So this classic cereal, We've been having a lot
of this type of cereal the last couple of episodes.
This serial is sixty nine years old. Wow, this box,
but this cereal? Okay, I really wouldn't be surprised with
your basement. It's an original part of the mix. Come
on Basic four.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What I don't know?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Let me just go again. Okay. And it is a
Checks variety.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh I love Checks.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's a blue box.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You know what it is?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What you know what it is? We go heck, go ahead?
What about cereal? It doesn't even make sense in this.
It doesn't make sense why it's a blue box of Checks?
What variety is blue?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What cinnabon is blue?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
First of all, cinnamon? You know what? Some guy yelled
at me on Twitter and he's like, I don't know
what you're talking about, genius. I see cinnabon cereal in
the store. I don't know what he's talking about because
KELLG does not make sinnabon cereal anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Listen, sir, thank you for attacking Scott that day. B
Send us the cinnabon cereal. I would love to try
it again.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I told him send me a picture because I am
not aware that any such thing exists.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That was like my childhood in a box.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, because you're you know, you're a millennial, so it
was still around like ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You can't just put millennial in front of things. I
can that it's my childhood millennial.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Here go anyway, it's checks and it's rice checks.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Let's do it. Okay, Garrett, where's Garrett's not here? Because
it's gluten free and it's very little sugar.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So I really want to do Take the corn checks, yeah,
the wheat checks and the rice checks and make it
all around checks.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That was the original mix that you put microwave. No,
that was the microwavable mix with peanuts. The Peanuts characters,
not actual peanuts. I remember, I.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Remember you played that.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh look, here's the original Checks party mix, the recipes
on the back. So if you want to make your
own mix.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Here it is because it's a really old, like nineteen fifties,
nineteen sixties, like stereotype things that you're a woman head
to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
In a large microwaveable ball mixed cereals, nuts, pretzels, and
bagel chip bagel chips. That's not original, Oh yet it is.
There are bagel chips in that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
My friend's parents actually made bagel chips, and there's checks
out to the Wilsons.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Muddy Buddies. Look, you can make money. I love Muddy Buddies.
It's weird because on this box shows all the varieties
of checks, but the omitted blueberry that frightens me. Also,
vanilla's not on here either.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Vanilla was not good. It was good with chocolate.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Vanilla is the best of the checks.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
All right, let's be honest. Corn has been my favorite
so far.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Shout out to Iowa. Yeah, Iowa, the whole state.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, we found out our listeners are from Chicago, so
that's midwestern.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's right. We have a lot of listeners in Chicago.
I don't know how because the radio show is not.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
In It's crazy. We love our listeners who don't listen
to the morning show. It's nuts that you found this
and are like, hey, these two weirdos that talk about cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But please check out the morning show. I mean, you know,
it's yeah kind of anything.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Kind of how we have our jobs?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
All right? So still to this day, no milk sponsor,
although we've been promised, but I've got nothing. So here
we are.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Can we talk about that for a second. How every
salesperson is like, it's crazy. You guys don't have advertisers yet.
Send us a one sheet of your show and how
many listeners you have. So we say, hey, here's our shows,
here's our listeners. We have lots of them. And they're like, oh, yeah,
that's cool, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, we'll try and get
you something.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But here I am buying a wholesome pantry organic low
fat milk from shopright.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The lies, the lies, the lies that they tell you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'll tell you how many mentions we've given shop Right.
I love them, by the way. That's like most of
the cereal and most of my milk.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And do you know what I can say too, because
the shop rate's not going to come through. Instacart is
where I get my orders from shop right. That's right,
you can either of those could really come through and
give us some money.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, here's the thing. At the end of the day,
Shopwright's really smart because we just keep talking about them
and they're not giving us a penny. True, how about
a gallon of milk a week? That's it. Seriously, We'll
pour ourselves out for gallons of milk. All right, here's
your right.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Paid yes in milk. Sad my dad would be so proud.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
All right. Rice checks from General Mills hmm hmm not necessary. Mm,
that's overboard. Love it plain, simple, not bad.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
This gets five bowls. Wow, Wow, that's good to.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
All the listeners out there. This is not a five
bowl Cereal. It's pretty good, but it's plain.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's like life.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It tastes like life Cereal. Basically, what this is is
a whole bunch of rice crispi is just all glued together.
I love this and airy. It's nice, but you give
it the milk actually makes it work really good.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It tastes like life.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That's rude. Why it's just not right, Like it's not
nice for you to do that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Can we make team checks please?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
No, that's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
When Danielle was here, we made black and white checks,
and listeners tweeted at it and said it was a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's for the Danielle Cereal remix. I guess what.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You can go no, no, no, no, we don't know. No,
we're moving on. Moving on.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Serial killers listener request.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So get back over here. We're not mixing. You ate
them all? Yes you did. I threw the box away.
Get back over here, Andrew, come over here. Please. Oh look,
I'm oh, you just missed it because we were in
a commercial for the Cartwright Indoor water Park. How funny.
Get over here.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I did not eat all the corn checks.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I already played the stager, which means we have to
talk about this listener request. So this morning you and
I came in there was an Amazon bag sitting here. Yeah,
we tore it open. Where to go? Oh, it's in
the cloth cereal. Second that another listener sent us.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I love our listeners, seriously, how nice.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
The note here says, Hey, Scotty and Andrew. This one
had my teenage boys begging me to send this to you.
So if you could give Charles and John a shout
out on the podcast, they would love it. Love you, guys.
Crunch from Lynn.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Hi, Charles, Hi, John, Hi, Lan, Thank you Lynn.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Now I've seen this cereal. A lot of people have
sent us this, okay, you know on online it tweeded
it to us, but I didn't buy it because it
was expensive. Even Elvis wanted to do this. I kind
of wish he was here because he'd probably want to
try this. It's called poop like a champion.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
He'll probably try this on air after this episode airs.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm sure he will. It's got like one hundred fiber
of your daily fiber recommendations in one and a half servings.
Love it, so put poop on a schedule. Your body's
clock wants you to go on time when you feel
like going, go before things dry up? And get what
I know, I'm not can't read this. It's terrible. Ingredients
corn brand, whole grain, sorghum, flour, ground, cilium, fiber. You know, linn,
(09:23):
what is that? It's insulin without an as, corn starch, sugar,
baking soda, sea salt. I love it. Notice this food
should be eaten with at least a full glass of liquid.
Eating this product without liquid may cause choking. Do not
eat this product if you have difficulties swallowing. Can we
get Garret in here and just have him try it dry?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh my god, I just got that joke. Oh wow,
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Wowow. I love your gart until you serve a cereal
school and then we hate you. I don't know if
you keep saying that he bought us something else too,
He's like, I know, I can't wait for you guys
to try this new one. I'm like, I can wait
that's fighting. I can wait all day.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You know what, you want to give away some of
the Cereal School cereal because I'm not going to eat it.
Let's do it, you know what, Just I don't know,
TWEETA that you want it. Figure something out.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, tweet us at serial Killers PC say I want
Cereal School, and then we'll.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Let's not do that because that's going to give Cereal
School a lot of like no, So don't tag them, no,
don't tag them. Just say I want that crap cereal
and I will.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Figure out Serial Killers PC. I want that crap cr
ap cereal.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We have like ten bags of it left, so I'll
send something.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Out and then what would be really cool is once
you get the cereal, if you do a test of it,
try it on camera and send it to us.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'd love to see reaction. Retweet that for sure. Yeah
all right, so poop blake a champion. I don't need
to because I already do you know me Andrew five
oh one on the ball.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Thank you for telling me your regular I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm actually kind of nervous the fact that there's a
warning on this box.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Know what's going to happen this cereal is going to
be super dry, Like the minute it enters your mouth,
any type of liquid is gone. It's evaporated.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It probably needs a mascot strawberry, but I'm not even
sure it because it looks very hard and very crunchy.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm not because I have to drive home. Am I
gonna make it?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You have to tell the officer. Sorry, poop like a
champion cereal.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Now we're driving from me, all right, poop like a champion.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Here we go go. Oh wow, these are a little nipplets.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Huh. Not terrible or thought the consistency would be different. Yeah,
I said they're gonna be like rabbit pellets.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Hmm, that's actually decent.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's not an awful cereal.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well now it tastes like cardboard, but do not mind it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, I give this three bowls and the fact that
I know this would keep me.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Regular wow, soy free, gluten free.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I really don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It says you should also to drink eight glasses of
water a day.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Created by Updraft Ventures, Inc. Fie Washington. Their mascot is
blueberries and raspberries.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So if only Greg two we're here to say that
that's cool. You don't drink enough water a day, do you?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't like water?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You're stupid. How do you not like the taste of water?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You just said it taste. There's water. I drink liquids.
My mamas used to say, that doesn't count. What's the
difference liquids liquid? Here's what's in it.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I literally like look at you sometimes and I think,
is it possible for someone to be this dumb?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
And then it's I'm not dumb? Why is that dumb?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like? Okay, I just said all liquids or the liquids
I drink? All the liquids are the same.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I drink lots of unsweetened iced tea. Basically, all it
is tea leaves with water.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
And what you're doing is because it's a diuretic, peeing
everything out. You're basically making yourself pea. Isn't that why
you drink water to get it out? No, you're not
putting good things in your body. Water is just natural
and good for you. With tea, it's still good. Unsweetened
iced tea is good. But what you're doing is just
flushing your body constantly and not putting anything back in.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't understand these things are saying. There it is.
I'm gonna give this three balls.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You read it, I said three balls. Oh yes, because
you don't drink water.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Your memory's not there.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I gotta tell you something. Somebody took our bonus box
and it's not here anymore. What the little bonus box
stage is gone? You know? Bonus b I do it?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Can I do it? Can I do it?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Let me just make sure because I.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Know who I think it was.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Garrett.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
No, the Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You know they do have a problem with us. You
do it's it's actually going.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Stacks is right there. You can just do it live.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, here you come.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Stax makes everything for us and so he'll just do
it live.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Hey, Stax, welcome to Cereal Killers.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I need you to do us a favor. For some reason,
the bonus box is missing. I don't know where the
stager is. So could you just do it live real quick?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, how did it go again? Serial killers? Bonus box?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Serial killers? Bonus Box?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I like that better? All right? Cool? Thank you very much.
You want to stick around? Would you like to try
some cereal? Do you like sugar crap, because that's the
bonus box.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Like, do you have roasted turkey pringles?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So gross?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
No, no, no, this is now the potato chip podcast.
Actually it's a potato crisp podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
It smells like turkey. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Did you know there's not enough potato in pringles for
it to be called potato chips. That's why they're potato crisps.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Wait, British people.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Well here's the thing in my you know noting about
life podcast. This will be episode three because you know
nothing about life. Andrew, I'm on every episode. So that's great,
says the man who doesn't drink water and things. S
Iced tea is a good stepstitute. Well it sure is,
all right. Well I'm going down to the cereal sack
to get the bonus box.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Do you know how we rate our cereals? Okay, so
a bowl is like one full star and a spoon
is like a half a star. So if you like
something a lot, you give it five bowls or four
bowls and a spoon. But if you hate something, you
could give it one spoon.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Now, Andrew, it's gonna be your your job to turn
the microphone every time that STACKX wants to talk. Yes,
because the studio only has two microphones.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And I've told you multiple times we should just move
to a different studio that has three.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
But no, he's scared.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, because he says he's comfortable here.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's right. Aren't you comfortable in your little hole back there?
You don't like doing stuff in other studios. I'm pretty flexible, Okay,
I'm all right, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
He's a two year old, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So here we go. It's a bonus box and we're
getting into the winter, you know season, so all the
winter cereals are coming out, the Christmas cereals and the
holiday cereals and the winter cereals. So I was very
excited when I saw there's a few people tweeted it.
I knew it was coming. So you're not getting a shirt. Sorry.
It's a Lucky Charms variety, and I think you're gonna
like this cinnamon vanilla Lucky Charms. I love that, right?
(15:07):
How cool is that?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It's a limited edition from General Mills. The back is
very exciting. There's lots of winter fun from Lucky Now
as a bonus Charms, Thank you very much. Was just
going to ask you if you knew Lucky's alternate name
in the sixties, it was Sir Charms.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I think that Lucky is a better name.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, I do too. All right, let's bust into it.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What cereals do you like?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Stackpin and Watson's have actually had cereal, but og Lucky
Charms is up there?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh yeah, five?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
What's the honey nut cheerios?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Boring the original o's before they changed them. Those were
top notch because o's, in case you never had o's
are like giant cheerios with tons of little nooks and crannies,
a little bit bits of delicious. Right.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The original one was quaker.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Now it's post okay, yeah, and it's not as good anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
No, they've changed it. Oh hold on, sorry, do nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
There's a really focused on folly here. You should just
do an ASMR podcast. You pour cereal lightly into a
speaker or a microphone.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, no, no, I know, to sip some tea. No,
that's the one that No, you slurped it. You didn't sip.
But I can't take that. It goes through my whole body.
Just it quivers. I hate it more than anything I know.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Some people are like that. And I think they're psychos.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
That's the worst sound ever.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
This is the same man again who says water does
nothing for him, it has no taste, so he drinks
iced tea and thinks that's going to give him all
of his daily your joy.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I'll just think Scotty's voice is the worst sound ever.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You're a dick, I said that too. All right, here
we go. Cinnamon vanilla, Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You think, hmmm, well, there's good four both.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I'm not sure if cinnamon belongs in Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That does. This is delicious.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I would say you need to change the flavor of
the marshmallow to match the cinnamon. When they added cinnamon.
That either need to get rid of something in this
flavor or add something else to compliment it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think the marshmallows are supposed to be the vanilla.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I would agree with that. That's why I like it.
It kind of it's like cozy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm four bowls strong.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I wouldn't say that I don't like it because it's
sweet and it mostly is just cinnamon flavor Lucky Charms,
But I would give it. What are the maximum number
of bulls up to five? I would give it three bowls,
maybe two bowls and a stop of dirty spoons.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
You're gonna be disappointed to me, Andrew, but I'm gonna
say three bowls and a spoon. It's good. But I
feel like it shouldn't be lucky. It should be cinnamon vanilla,
like cheerios or something like that. It should not be
a Lucky Charms variety.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I think it works. I gotta tell you. I think
the cinnamon isn't too overpowering, the vanilla isn't too much.
It's just the rain amount of everything in.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I'm meaning the marshmallows dry out of the dog bowl
and you're just regular lucky Troms marshmallows. There's no vanilla
to them at all.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
They should make of a cereal called dog food, and
it looks exactly like dogs.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They do. It's called crackling oat bran.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
No, but it should be delicious. It should be sweet
and tasty.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Well, I mean, not too terribly long ago, Kellogg's made
a Scooby Doo cereal that were shaped like dog bones
and they were delicious.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Crackling oat bran does look like dog food. Yeah, you're right,
you're right, But it should be good though, crackling oat bran.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Is it's not bad?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, it's fine, but I'm not I don't wake up
like yeah, crackling oat bran And can I know that this?
I'm sorry. I want to revise my previous day. And
Captain Crunch is my favorite cereal.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Capt'n excuse me, no problem, you're in my favorite like
coochamm with milk. You're a newbie, you're a newbie. All right,
we're running along. Let's get the hell out of here.
Thank you for listening to Serial Killers episode fifty seven.
Heines has to pay us now.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And it's a Friday, so happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Is a Friday, have a great weekend. Please follow us
on all social media outlets at serial Killers PC. That's
cereal with a Z.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And if you want some cereal school, make sure you
say at serial Killers PC, I want that crap.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, and we'll figure out who gets it and exactly
we have.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Thank you for joining us tax like my Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Sure, thank you. If you ever want to follow Scotty
be his home addresses eighteen thirty four Sycamore Avenue, Newport,
New Jersey. Made up zip code?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Is that even a town?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I don't know? I just made.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, oh, and I'd like them subscribe on all the things.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yes, we're on literally every podcast platform you could ever
imagine or dream of, So.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Go follow us there.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
He knows maybe if we one day get enough listeners,
somebody will pay for something.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
There's ten thousand listeners a week. Not enough? What the
hell with people?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
How many guys? Yes, active listeners ten thousand?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, holy right, no one cares about us. I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
My response to that wasn't like shame anyone listening? Now?
Like wait, why did he say?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Holy no, it's fine, but we can't even get a
free jug of milk? I mean, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Nobody cares about us. We're like this little podcast that
could and everybody.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Is like, hey, obviously we can't.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
So is he needs someone to stand up for you.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
By the way, we beep it all because we don't
allow cursing on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
We did once and then Scotty started beating it because
his kids listened to it.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's not it's just we've gotten plenty of tweets and
stuff that people listen in their car with their families
because they think it's kind of funny, it's tasteful. Yeah,
exactly exactly you can get.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
A TV fourteen rating if it were on television.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do you know that in this podcast we think inside
the box. Yeh. Snap, yeah, all right, we got to
go because this is just really cheesy at this point.
So thanks for listening serial Killers. We will see you
next time for episode fifty eight. Have a great weekend
and until we see you again. Crunch crunch you say
crunch there, oh, crunch crunch.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Nice job.
Hey Andrew, Welcome, Hey pal, Welcome to the studio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
What's going on, buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Guess what what?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's right?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Kay, Scott, it's Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
No, it's not Scott, it's Monday. No, it's Friday, Scott.
The last episode we titled wrong because it's Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Well, do you know what today's episode and Hines has
in common?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Fifty seven?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
This is episode fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Then we need to go back to episode fifty six
and change everything.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Look at the calendar over here. The serial calendar fifty
seven is on Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, then we have to go back and edit all
of episode fifty six.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Why would we say an episode we.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Said it was Friday. We did, yeah, because you asked
me and I thought it was Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Because you never pay attention. You hate life, You know nothing.
You have a calendar in your little do diddle phone
over there, and uh, you don't even look at it.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You just called my phone a doodiddle.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't want to care.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Serial. When you hand a jam, it's not lump.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah. You know any song that you play I just
assume is lump. Now, any alternative song from the nineties
is a lump. Yeah, all ninety two three, just plays
lump on repeat.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Actually, I haven't never heard this song there.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, they don't play it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's why. No, it's not in rotation. Yeah, what's going on? When?
How you doing, buddy? It's been a while, great, it's
been like four days.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, but in actual recording time, it's been literally yesterday
we recorded.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Okay, we'll give away the surprise to our listeners. Do
you not want to do this? Because bye, wow, I
mean spicy today. We're getting like pretty far ahead now, yeah,
I mean we could tell everybody today. We're actually recording
this in October twenty ninth, and it's going to air
November fifteenth.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It is crazy, right.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I love when it's that much like in advance, though,
because it really helps me have peace of mind.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I don't like that because I have a bunch of
stuff in the sack. Yeah, that I really want to
get out there. It's not so much that it needs
to be a bonus prize in side episode, but I
wanted to get out there soon. Yeah, So we'll do
one of those today, great, and a few more in
the weeks to come.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
This isn't a prize and side episode.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
This is not a prize and side episode. This is
a regular old episode. Great, we're gonna start with a
classic cereal today.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Did you just cut me off to try and make
it seem like you're gonna cut that in post production?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Nobody knows what you're talking about, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Post production?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
If what's post production?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Shake?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
There's no magic. We just as we're recording this. That's
how you hear it. We don't cut anything. What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yes, you do again. I've said this multiple times. But
if you listen to Scotty's lines, because he sits here
and edits everything. When he doesn't like something, he recuts it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's not true because you do.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Because you'll say something like, hey, this box of frosted
cheerios is brought to you by what are you talking about?
Say it in a different tone, and it's to pick
up in the car.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There's only one time that I did that, and I
heard the difference, and I won't do that ever again. Yeah,
now I just screw up and go on.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I own my mistakes.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Anyway. So this classic cereal, We've been having a lot
of this type of cereal the last couple of episodes.
This serial is sixty nine years old. Wow, this box,
but this cereal? Okay, I really wouldn't be surprised with
your basement. It's an original part of the mix. Come
on Basic four.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What I don't know?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Let me just go again. Okay. And it is a
Checks variety.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh I love Checks.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's a blue box.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
You know what it is?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What you know what it is? We go heck, go ahead?
What about cereal? It doesn't even make sense in this.
It doesn't make sense why it's a blue box of Checks?
What variety is blue?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What cinnabon is blue?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
First of all, cinnamon? You know what? Some guy yelled
at me on Twitter and he's like, I don't know
what you're talking about, genius. I see cinnabon cereal in
the store. I don't know what he's talking about because
KELLG does not make sinnabon cereal anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Listen, sir, thank you for attacking Scott that day. B
Send us the cinnabon cereal. I would love to try
it again.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I told him send me a picture because I am
not aware that any such thing exists.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That was like my childhood in a box.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Well, because you're you know, you're a millennial, so it
was still around like ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You can't just put millennial in front of things. I
can that it's my childhood millennial.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Here go anyway, it's checks and it's rice checks.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Let's do it. Okay, Garrett, where's Garrett's not here? Because
it's gluten free and it's very little sugar.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So I really want to do Take the corn checks, yeah,
the wheat checks and the rice checks and make it
all around checks.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That was the original mix that you put microwave. No,
that was the microwavable mix with peanuts. The Peanuts characters,
not actual peanuts. I remember, I.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Remember you played that.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh look, here's the original Checks party mix, the recipes
on the back. So if you want to make your
own mix.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Here it is because it's a really old, like nineteen fifties,
nineteen sixties, like stereotype things that you're a woman head
to the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
In a large microwaveable ball mixed cereals, nuts, pretzels, and
bagel chip bagel chips. That's not original, Oh yet it is.
There are bagel chips in that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
My friend's parents actually made bagel chips, and there's checks
out to the Wilsons.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Muddy Buddies. Look, you can make money. I love Muddy Buddies.
It's weird because on this box shows all the varieties
of checks, but the omitted blueberry that frightens me. Also,
vanilla's not on here either.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Vanilla was not good. It was good with chocolate.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Vanilla is the best of the checks.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
All right, let's be honest. Corn has been my favorite
so far.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Shout out to Iowa. Yeah, Iowa, the whole state.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, we found out our listeners are from Chicago, so
that's midwestern.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That's right. We have a lot of listeners in Chicago.
I don't know how because the radio show is not.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
In It's crazy. We love our listeners who don't listen
to the morning show. It's nuts that you found this
and are like, hey, these two weirdos that talk about cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
But please check out the morning show. I mean, you know,
it's yeah kind of anything.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Kind of how we have our jobs?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
All right? So still to this day, no milk sponsor,
although we've been promised, but I've got nothing. So here
we are.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Can we talk about that for a second. How every
salesperson is like, it's crazy. You guys don't have advertisers yet.
Send us a one sheet of your show and how
many listeners you have. So we say, hey, here's our shows,
here's our listeners. We have lots of them. And they're like, oh, yeah,
that's cool, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, we'll try and get
you something.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But here I am buying a wholesome pantry organic low
fat milk from shopright.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The lies, the lies, the lies that they tell you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'll tell you how many mentions we've given shop Right.
I love them, by the way. That's like most of
the cereal and most of my milk.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And do you know what I can say too, because
the shop rate's not going to come through. Instacart is
where I get my orders from shop right. That's right,
you can either of those could really come through and
give us some money.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, here's the thing. At the end of the day,
Shopwright's really smart because we just keep talking about them
and they're not giving us a penny. True, how about
a gallon of milk a week? That's it. Seriously, We'll
pour ourselves out for gallons of milk. All right, here's
your right.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Paid yes in milk. Sad my dad would be so proud.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
All right. Rice checks from General Mills hmm hmm not necessary. Mm,
that's overboard. Love it plain, simple, not bad.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
This gets five bowls. Wow, Wow, that's good to.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
All the listeners out there. This is not a five
bowl Cereal. It's pretty good, but it's plain.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's like life.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It tastes like life Cereal. Basically, what this is is
a whole bunch of rice crispi is just all glued together.
I love this and airy. It's nice, but you give
it the milk actually makes it work really good.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It tastes like life.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That's rude. Why it's just not right, Like it's not
nice for you to do that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Can we make team checks please?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
No, that's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
When Danielle was here, we made black and white checks,
and listeners tweeted at it and said it was a
good idea.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's for the Danielle Cereal remix. I guess what.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You can go no, no, no, no, we don't know. No,
we're moving on. Moving on.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Serial killers listener request.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
So get back over here. We're not mixing. You ate
them all? Yes you did. I threw the box away.
Get back over here, Andrew, come over here. Please. Oh look,
I'm oh, you just missed it because we were in
a commercial for the Cartwright Indoor water Park. How funny.
Get over here.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I did not eat all the corn checks.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I already played the stager, which means we have to
talk about this listener request. So this morning you and
I came in there was an Amazon bag sitting here. Yeah,
we tore it open. Where to go? Oh, it's in
the cloth cereal. Second that another listener sent us.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I love our listeners, seriously, how nice.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
The note here says, Hey, Scotty and Andrew. This one
had my teenage boys begging me to send this to you.
So if you could give Charles and John a shout
out on the podcast, they would love it. Love you, guys.
Crunch from Lynn.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Hi, Charles, Hi, John, Hi, Lan, Thank you Lynn.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Now I've seen this cereal. A lot of people have
sent us this, okay, you know on online it tweeded
it to us, but I didn't buy it because it
was expensive. Even Elvis wanted to do this. I kind
of wish he was here because he'd probably want to
try this. It's called poop like a champion.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
He'll probably try this on air after this episode airs.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm sure he will. It's got like one hundred fiber
of your daily fiber recommendations in one and a half servings.
Love it, so put poop on a schedule. Your body's
clock wants you to go on time when you feel
like going, go before things dry up? And get what
I know, I'm not can't read this. It's terrible. Ingredients
corn brand, whole grain, sorghum, flour, ground, cilium, fiber. You know, linn,
(09:23):
what is that? It's insulin without an as, corn starch, sugar,
baking soda, sea salt. I love it. Notice this food
should be eaten with at least a full glass of liquid.
Eating this product without liquid may cause choking. Do not
eat this product if you have difficulties swallowing. Can we
get Garret in here and just have him try it dry?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh my god, I just got that joke. Oh wow,
I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Wowow. I love your gart until you serve a cereal
school and then we hate you. I don't know if
you keep saying that he bought us something else too,
He's like, I know, I can't wait for you guys
to try this new one. I'm like, I can wait
that's fighting. I can wait all day.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You know what, you want to give away some of
the Cereal School cereal because I'm not going to eat it.
Let's do it, you know what, Just I don't know,
TWEETA that you want it. Figure something out.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, tweet us at serial Killers PC say I want
Cereal School, and then we'll.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Let's not do that because that's going to give Cereal
School a lot of like no, So don't tag them, no,
don't tag them. Just say I want that crap cereal
and I will.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Figure out Serial Killers PC. I want that crap cr
ap cereal.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
We have like ten bags of it left, so I'll
send something.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Out and then what would be really cool is once
you get the cereal, if you do a test of it,
try it on camera and send it to us.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'd love to see reaction. Retweet that for sure. Yeah
all right, so poop blake a champion. I don't need
to because I already do you know me Andrew five
oh one on the ball.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Thank you for telling me your regular I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm actually kind of nervous the fact that there's a
warning on this box.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Know what's going to happen this cereal is going to
be super dry, Like the minute it enters your mouth,
any type of liquid is gone. It's evaporated.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It probably needs a mascot strawberry, but I'm not even
sure it because it looks very hard and very crunchy.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm not because I have to drive home. Am I
gonna make it?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You have to tell the officer. Sorry, poop like a
champion cereal.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Now we're driving from me, all right, poop like a champion.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Here we go go. Oh wow, these are a little nipplets.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Huh. Not terrible or thought the consistency would be different. Yeah,
I said they're gonna be like rabbit pellets.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Hmm, that's actually decent.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's not an awful cereal.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well now it tastes like cardboard, but do not mind it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, I give this three bowls and the fact that
I know this would keep me.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Regular wow, soy free, gluten free.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I really don't mind it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
It says you should also to drink eight glasses of
water a day.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I do.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Created by Updraft Ventures, Inc. Fie Washington. Their mascot is
blueberries and raspberries.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So if only Greg two we're here to say that
that's cool. You don't drink enough water a day, do you?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't like water?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You're stupid. How do you not like the taste of water?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You just said it taste. There's water. I drink liquids.
My mamas used to say, that doesn't count. What's the
difference liquids liquid? Here's what's in it.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I literally like look at you sometimes and I think,
is it possible for someone to be this dumb?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
And then it's I'm not dumb? Why is that dumb?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Like? Okay, I just said all liquids or the liquids
I drink? All the liquids are the same.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I drink lots of unsweetened iced tea. Basically, all it
is tea leaves with water.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
And what you're doing is because it's a diuretic, peeing
everything out. You're basically making yourself pea. Isn't that why
you drink water to get it out? No, you're not
putting good things in your body. Water is just natural
and good for you. With tea, it's still good. Unsweetened
iced tea is good. But what you're doing is just
flushing your body constantly and not putting anything back in.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't understand these things are saying. There it is.
I'm gonna give this three balls.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You read it, I said three balls. Oh yes, because
you don't drink water.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Your memory's not there.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I gotta tell you something. Somebody took our bonus box
and it's not here anymore. What the little bonus box
stage is gone? You know? Bonus b I do it?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Can I do it? Can I do it?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Let me just make sure because I.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Know who I think it was.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Garrett.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
No, the Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You know they do have a problem with us. You
do it's it's actually going.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Stacks is right there. You can just do it live.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, here you come.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Stax makes everything for us and so he'll just do
it live.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Hey, Stax, welcome to Cereal Killers.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I need you to do us a favor. For some reason,
the bonus box is missing. I don't know where the
stager is. So could you just do it live real quick?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, how did it go again? Serial killers? Bonus box?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Serial killers? Bonus Box?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I like that better? All right? Cool? Thank you very much.
You want to stick around? Would you like to try
some cereal? Do you like sugar crap, because that's the
bonus box.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Like, do you have roasted turkey pringles?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So gross?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
No, no, no, this is now the potato chip podcast.
Actually it's a potato crisp podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
It smells like turkey. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Did you know there's not enough potato in pringles for
it to be called potato chips. That's why they're potato crisps.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Wait, British people.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Well here's the thing in my you know noting about
life podcast. This will be episode three because you know
nothing about life. Andrew, I'm on every episode. So that's great,
says the man who doesn't drink water and things. S
Iced tea is a good stepstitute. Well it sure is,
all right. Well I'm going down to the cereal sack
to get the bonus box.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Do you know how we rate our cereals? Okay, so
a bowl is like one full star and a spoon
is like a half a star. So if you like
something a lot, you give it five bowls or four
bowls and a spoon. But if you hate something, you
could give it one spoon.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Now, Andrew, it's gonna be your your job to turn
the microphone every time that STACKX wants to talk. Yes,
because the studio only has two microphones.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
And I've told you multiple times we should just move
to a different studio that has three.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
But no, he's scared.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, because he says he's comfortable here.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's right. Aren't you comfortable in your little hole back there?
You don't like doing stuff in other studios. I'm pretty flexible, Okay,
I'm all right, it's all good.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
He's a two year old, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So here we go. It's a bonus box and we're
getting into the winter, you know season, so all the
winter cereals are coming out, the Christmas cereals and the
holiday cereals and the winter cereals. So I was very
excited when I saw there's a few people tweeted it.
I knew it was coming. So you're not getting a shirt. Sorry.
It's a Lucky Charms variety, and I think you're gonna
like this cinnamon vanilla Lucky Charms. I love that, right?
(15:07):
How cool is that?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
It's a limited edition from General Mills. The back is
very exciting. There's lots of winter fun from Lucky Now
as a bonus Charms, Thank you very much. Was just
going to ask you if you knew Lucky's alternate name
in the sixties, it was Sir Charms.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I think that Lucky is a better name.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, I do too. All right, let's bust into it.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
What cereals do you like?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Stackpin and Watson's have actually had cereal, but og Lucky
Charms is up there?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh yeah, five?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
What's the honey nut cheerios?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Boring the original o's before they changed them. Those were
top notch because o's, in case you never had o's
are like giant cheerios with tons of little nooks and crannies,
a little bit bits of delicious. Right.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
The original one was quaker.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Now it's post okay, yeah, and it's not as good anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
No, they've changed it. Oh hold on, sorry, do nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
There's a really focused on folly here. You should just
do an ASMR podcast. You pour cereal lightly into a
speaker or a microphone.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, no, no, I know, to sip some tea. No,
that's the one that No, you slurped it. You didn't sip.
But I can't take that. It goes through my whole body.
Just it quivers. I hate it more than anything I know.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Some people are like that. And I think they're psychos.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
That's the worst sound ever.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
This is the same man again who says water does
nothing for him, it has no taste, so he drinks
iced tea and thinks that's going to give him all
of his daily your joy.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I'll just think Scotty's voice is the worst sound ever.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You're a dick, I said that too. All right, here
we go. Cinnamon vanilla, Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You think, hmmm, well, there's good four both.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I'm not sure if cinnamon belongs in Lucky Charms.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
That does. This is delicious.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I would say you need to change the flavor of
the marshmallow to match the cinnamon. When they added cinnamon.
That either need to get rid of something in this
flavor or add something else to compliment it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think the marshmallows are supposed to be the vanilla.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I would agree with that. That's why I like it.
It kind of it's like cozy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
I'm four bowls strong.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I wouldn't say that I don't like it because it's
sweet and it mostly is just cinnamon flavor Lucky Charms,
But I would give it. What are the maximum number
of bulls up to five? I would give it three bowls,
maybe two bowls and a stop of dirty spoons.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
You're gonna be disappointed to me, Andrew, but I'm gonna
say three bowls and a spoon. It's good. But I
feel like it shouldn't be lucky. It should be cinnamon vanilla,
like cheerios or something like that. It should not be
a Lucky Charms variety.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I think it works. I gotta tell you. I think
the cinnamon isn't too overpowering, the vanilla isn't too much.
It's just the rain amount of everything in.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I'm meaning the marshmallows dry out of the dog bowl
and you're just regular lucky Troms marshmallows. There's no vanilla
to them at all.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
They should make of a cereal called dog food, and
it looks exactly like dogs.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They do. It's called crackling oat bran.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
No, but it should be delicious. It should be sweet
and tasty.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Well, I mean, not too terribly long ago, Kellogg's made
a Scooby Doo cereal that were shaped like dog bones
and they were delicious.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Crackling oat bran does look like dog food. Yeah, you're right,
you're right, But it should be good though, crackling oat bran.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Is it's not bad?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, it's fine, but I'm not I don't wake up
like yeah, crackling oat bran And can I know that this?
I'm sorry. I want to revise my previous day. And
Captain Crunch is my favorite cereal.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Capt'n excuse me, no problem, you're in my favorite like
coochamm with milk. You're a newbie, you're a newbie. All right,
we're running along. Let's get the hell out of here.
Thank you for listening to Serial Killers episode fifty seven.
Heines has to pay us now.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
And it's a Friday, so happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Is a Friday, have a great weekend. Please follow us
on all social media outlets at serial Killers PC. That's
cereal with a Z.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And if you want some cereal school, make sure you
say at serial Killers PC, I want that crap.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, and we'll figure out who gets it and exactly
we have.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Thank you for joining us tax like my Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Sure, thank you. If you ever want to follow Scotty
be his home addresses eighteen thirty four Sycamore Avenue, Newport,
New Jersey. Made up zip code?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Is that even a town?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I don't know? I just made.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, oh, and I'd like them subscribe on all the things.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yes, we're on literally every podcast platform you could ever
imagine or dream of, So.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Go follow us there.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
He knows maybe if we one day get enough listeners,
somebody will pay for something.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
There's ten thousand listeners a week. Not enough? What the
hell with people?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
How many guys? Yes, active listeners ten thousand?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, holy right, no one cares about us. I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
My response to that wasn't like shame anyone listening? Now?
Like wait, why did he say?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Holy no, it's fine, but we can't even get a
free jug of milk? I mean, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Nobody cares about us. We're like this little podcast that
could and everybody.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Is like, hey, obviously we can't.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
So is he needs someone to stand up for you.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
By the way, we beep it all because we don't
allow cursing on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
We did once and then Scotty started beating it because
his kids listened to it.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's not it's just we've gotten plenty of tweets and
stuff that people listen in their car with their families
because they think it's kind of funny, it's tasteful. Yeah,
exactly exactly you can get.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
A TV fourteen rating if it were on television.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do you know that in this podcast we think inside
the box. Yeh. Snap, yeah, all right, we got to
go because this is just really cheesy at this point.
So thanks for listening serial Killers. We will see you
next time for episode fifty eight. Have a great weekend
and until we see you again. Crunch crunch you say
crunch there, oh, crunch crunch.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Nice job.
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