July 31, 2019 • 15 mins
OK…maybe it’s not a prize…or even anything remotely good…but thanks to our listener Kim, Andrew finally gets his Post Chicken & Waffles Cereal. Also included in this bonus episode is Chicken’s counterpart, Maple Bacon Donuts. Spoiler alert…there’s no actual chicken or bacon in either of these. But our mood suddenly brightens with a bag full of cereal marshmallows!!! However, even those can’t improve these thankfully limited edition messes. K thanks byeeee!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guess what, Andrew. It's an emergency mother?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is it the air raids again?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's a bonus episode in the middle of the week.
This is your prize inside.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh okay, we're going with that as our slogan for
Wednesday episodes.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, well, I felt like we had to do this
because if we waited much longer until it would have
aired in like three weeks, it just would have been
old already.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Should I come out from hiding underneath my desk with
my hands over my head.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, the drill is over. Okay, So, since I failed you,
we have a wonderful listener named Kim. She's a huge
fan of the show. Okay, And I was unable to
get this for you as much as I tried, mostly
because I didn't want to pay twenty dollars for a
box because that's what they're going for. Because I don't
think that they're in the stores anymore. I haven't seen
them for a while. They've been out for a couple
(00:52):
of months now, and you've been like, oh, ohhi, God,
I have it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Is this what I think it is? It could be
what you think it is? Can I just say it?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Stand by? No, I'm going to go down to this
cereal box, because that's how Kim sent it. Stand by
going down to the cereal box.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, if this is what I think it is, oh
my god, it's chicken and waffle cereal. Post chicken and
waffle Cereal, I am a happy man.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Now this is completely artificially flavored. Because just because.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I mean, they can't give you chicken flavored pieces, they
can they can put chicken bullon cubes in and that
I pray to Jesus in all children, you just made
a fake.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Like, what do you think this is going to taste like?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's just I know what I like. I don't want
to hear that there's chicken booleon cubes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Hold on a second.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
In the cereal this has honey bunches.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Of oats on the front, So this is an offshoot
of honey bunches of oats.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's disgusting. I guess that's pretty weird, But you look
at it's not disgusting. I take it back.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, it looks like some honey bunches of oats. Chicken there,
and these things that look like waffle pieces.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's probably gonna taste like honey chicken or honey waffles.
That's it because they can't simulate the chicken flavor.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh there's a disclaimer on the back and it says
absolutely no chickens were harmed in the making of this cereal.
I would hope not, but that also means there's no
real chicken in it. And let me tell you something else. First,
ingredient sugar. I've never seen that before in my life.
There's more sugar in this package than there.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Is any wasting time. I just need to get to
the chicken and waffle.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But I do have to let you know that there
have been other waffle cereals. There was Waffle O's in
the seventies, so that you've never had. It's possible. I
tried it, but I don't think so. And then there
was Waffle Crisp that post mes. Yes, that went away
about a year or two ago, so who knows be
able to bring it back. If this thing was successful, I.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Need to try it. Stop talking, sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Because Kellogg's also had a waffle cereal with Eggo which
came out in the early two thousand. I remember Ego, yes,
and those are gone.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, talking more eating.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Need to do the sky shake because there's drumsticks in here.
All right. Thank you so much, Kim.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I am so appreciative of you. Thank you for following
up where Scottie had shortcomings.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I just smell very heavy maple. I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I love it, I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I love it, maple, maple, maple.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
This is going to This is gonna taste exactly like
the Eggo cereal. All right, Eggo cereal smell.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh wait, hold on, please, you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Don't need to bring over the dog bowl.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I need the sound.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh you get a heavy pore because you're gonna want that. Oh,
I got a drumstick.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think, to be honest, it smells like cinnamon cereal.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's kind of like the fake nuggets that you see
in some fast food places that are shaped like chicken
nuggets but really aren't. Like So there is the pieces
in here shaped like drum I know less talking more
the milk. For the love of God, go down to
the fridge and get milk today.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Must spell if you fell and spelled the milk cracked up.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm already dizzy and I haven't eaten anything yet today.
Maybe that's why.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm so excluded.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wait a minute, I have my physical today. Maybe I
shouldn't even try this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Just give me the damn cup. Here you go, ready?
One two three? Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
One two three? Okay, it tastes like fake chicken. This
is why we can't find it anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my god, does it tastes like chicken bullion cubes?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hold on, just take a waffle piece. Tell me what.
Just a plain waffle piece tastes.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like, Oh my god, waffles.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Fine waffle tastes like maple waffle. Right now, take a
chicken piece. It tastes like a bullion cube.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know what the problem is? Do you know it
like in checks mix? Yeah, the ones that are seasoned
like the.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Right, very strong flavor. What is the wait is there?
Did you get a flake? What does the flake taste like?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's honey bunches of oats?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, the flake is just bland. It has no taste whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, so this is nasty.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Kim, did you try this or did you just send
it to us trying to kill us?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I want to start off first and foremost saying, Kim,
thank you you are too kind to me and I
appreciate you so much as a listener for thinking of me.
I guess you wanted this. No, no, she wanted us
to try it, so she sent.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It because you've been begging for it for a week.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Percent Let's just say sometimes it's not good to meet
your heroes again. My hero in this case is the chicken,
chicken and waffle cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm literally going to give it no balls, no spoons.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I'm going to give it a bowl. Really yeah, because
like the waffle pieces, I do actually enjoy, but you
nearly threw up from the chicken pieces, so.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You should separate out the cereal and make yourself a
nice waffle waffle cereal.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay. Well, oh, by the way, this is going to
air like almost immediately, so there's still gonna be episodes
that air after this where you're like, I want chicken
and waffle cereal and we have already tried it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Come back and listen to the price and side you
said it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay. Oh wait a minute, there's a bonus box.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
On this episode.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes, okay, because Kim sent not one, but two cereals.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh god, is it double chicken here.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's honey barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I just want to meet somebody that's like, I like
the chicken cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It is the post counterpart to Chicken a waffle cereal.
It's the maple bacon donut cereal.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, what I'm getting a little worried.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
This one has rings loops. It's also a honey bunches
of oats creation.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'm starting to get very worried.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Artificially flavored maple bacon donuts limited edition and.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Uncr chicken booleon cubes would be used for the chicken flavor?
What would they use to simulate the bacon taste? Meat stock?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm trying to read on here, anything that might be
meat related. But again, sugar first, ingredient, cornmeal, cornhole, grain, wheat,
you say, Gwain, Gwain, Yeah, I was pretending to be
quist Wayne Quisp. Nothing, molasses, palm oil. But I don't
see anything. Artificial flavor is all. It says cinnamon, honey
and then artificial flavor. So it's our art officials. It's
(07:02):
art officially flavoring. So it artificial flavored bacon artle, Oh,
Scotti shake and don't worry, Kim, I'm gonna leave the
cereal off for the rest of the show to try
so you know it won't go to waste.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, and honestly, the like, that's crazy. If somebody really
likes us that much that they found it and send
it to us, that is like one of the nicest things.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's very sweet. Yeah, because this hasn't been on the
shelves in quite a number of weeks.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh God, does it say smoky on the back? Oh
it's his honey disclaimer.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Absolutely, no pigs were harmed in the making of this cereal.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Can I just say how insane it would be if
there was an actual like breakfast cereal that contained meat.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Product in it. I'm sure it existed.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, probably in the seventies when all those guys were
on drugs.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Hashtag honey brunches of oats is what it says on
the back.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Let's go more pooring, more pouring. No, because you look
at the cereal and then ay're like.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You know, one time when I seven, I noticed, well,
you know, when we talk about maple cereals, they also
have maple cheerios, which are out right now.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That maple taste, to me is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You know what, it's good if it's naturally flavored maple.
I can't stand artificially flavored sticks, and I.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Just can't do it. I am just so sick about
official flavoring.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And there's plenty of maple brown sugar type cereal.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And brown sugar all right, two of my favorite flavors combined.
I know it's really good when you eat, like when
some of the maple syrup hits bacon.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm not a fan of that. See this looks see
it looks like there's like fake chunks. Look please just take.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You please, I'm just trying to describe it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There's like fake chunks of bacon on the loops.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I'm gonna ask you again. Can you please hurry here?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Why can't I be a part of this podcast?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You want to try some maple doughnut cereal or chicken
and waffle cereal?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Greg, I don't as they No, I don't want that. Listen, guys,
this is me Greg T. I am cereal connoisseur.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Greg T.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Have some no my problem here with serial killers and
I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I'm floating on it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
We're actually disgusting taste like bacoss, like bacos and milk.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
We'll try it, no, because I'm looking for something healthy.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Try.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't like that you guys are always reviewing cereals
that's not healthy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
This is a bonus emergency episode. We'll do healthy stuff
in the next't just try it. You love bacon, maple bacon.
It's maple bacon donuts. You love bacon, all right? Uh,
come on, I gotta be honest. It shouldn't be a
cereal though, tastes like bacos bacon bits.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
No, I like it. Maybe it tastes like a waffle
with syrup.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well there's maple in there.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, cereal, you know what. I actually like this cereal.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
But here's the thing again, I think that you guys
are just continually doing all of these other cereals that
are not healthy.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Okay, these are mass produced.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're doing it for the masses, but this is what
people eat.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
But the masses need to be informed that they are
eating stuff that is probably not very healthy.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
We say it in every episode. They're informed. They know
that there's more sugar in here than there is in
your sugar.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
You understand how people get visceral fat because they start an.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Early age, start eating these cereals and they can't get
rid of the visceral fat and they need to just,
you know, wean off off of it and go more
into a raisin brand, but not even the kew Loogg's one,
like a different raisin brand.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
This is the Greg T rant.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I'm just telling you need fruit in your in your breakfast.
You need like you know, a wholesome milk.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You need all you know what else is on the way.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Matter of fact, doctor Ross says that two percent milk
is the best milk to drink diamedes.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, what is that? We got podcast? Thank you for
stopping by Greg T. We need to rake this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, what do you give this? So like a spoon
is a half a star, a.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Bowl is a full star, and it goes up to
five balls.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
And maybe I would do three solid buls.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
All right, so he gives it three balls, I would
eat three balls. I could see you sitting on your
couch snacking on this.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I give I'm over that.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Now you're also a handjammer.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Point no, this is this is a spoon.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I also give the cereals that.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
We eat at my house are none of the ones
that you have reviewed, But none of them.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Just try it. Try it. Chicken and waffle gone episode
to try both? Goodbye, because this is the problem. Come on,
we'll come join you on the Big Greg Tea podcast
that doesn't exist. Goodbye, Gregory, have a nice day. Get out, epidemic,
Get out. This is why we have a fat epidemic.
(11:29):
What his lexipro has not kicked in yet today? Anyway?
Oh wait a second, she said to us something else,
Thank you, Kim. Maybe this will improve the taste of
these cereals.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Is it actual bacon?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's a bag of cereal marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
She just knows the way to my heart.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That So now what if I pour some cereal marshmallows
into that? Will you try it into these? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
No, You're gonna get me a new cup and I'm
just gonna have marshallows here, marshmallows and milk done perfect?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All right, now, I'll say these are not lucky Charms marshmallows.
I did not win the box of all Marshmallows. I
think you could still enter it all Marshmallows only dot
com or something like that. This is ooh yeah you
ready for this, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh more than anything else.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
See this is packaged very poorly. Milk and marshmallows. Here
you go, buddy, Thank you tow spoon. Since greg t
had his disease mouth on yours, here you go.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Thank you yep. Okay, so are we calling.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
This anything or just go some marshmallow marshmallows. I'm in
it's not quite a Lucky Charms marshmallow, but they're pretty close.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
To be honest. I just really love the taste of
the milk in the.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Marshmallow, just like hearts and moons and you know, fake
shapes diamonds. What happened?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
These are not shapes.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Everything is a shape, my friend.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
But it's almost like the person was like, we can't
call it a like a chest, so it's square?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Wait? What's this? What the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yellow ships, pink trapazois?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
All right, well, I don't think we're going to rate
the marshmallows because they're just marshmallows and you can't really
get them. These probably came from Amazon. Bye, both five
bold for the marshmallows. All right, I'm with you. Well,
thank you very much for listening to this bonus emergency
episode of Serial Killers. We had to get it out
there for you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Can We love you so much. This was so kind
of you. You heard this podcast, you said to yourself,
I need to send this to them so this way
they could try it. And that is super super super nice.
Of you and while the cereals themselves may suck. Yeah, yeah,
we appreciate you as a listener.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yes, thank you, Cam in Virginia. Thank you so much
for listening. And if you want to send us cereals,
just dm us on Twitter. You can follow us at
Serial Killers PC. That's cereal with a C. And of
course we'll only take sealed boxes because you know, I
don't trust anybody. I would you'll take an unsealed box.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Listen, beggars can't be choosing open.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Like in a random ziploc bag. Would you take that?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Okay, send us your zip block bag full of random
unnamed cereal and Andrew will try them.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah. Why am I phoning at the mouth?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Please?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I can't feel anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Please follow Andrew and Andrew Pug on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow me at Ze scotty Be on Instagram and Twitter, and.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Make sure you press the subscribe button because guess what,
this is a prize inside bonus episode. So it's a
Wednesday and that's why you're getting this. But we have
new episodes that come out every Monday and Friday. And
guess what if you hit the subscribe button, they just
go automatically to your phone. There's no having to like
find it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That means there for you, you'll get a new episode
in three days. Two two, Well, it depends on how
you count the day. Do you count all of Wednesday?
Then Thursday and all of Friday? God, all right, we'll
see in two days. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Until we meet again. Crunch, Oh sorry, crunch the hell?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Sorry the phone, get it to you. Why can't I
see anymore?
Guess what, Andrew. It's an emergency mother?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Is it the air raids again?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's a bonus episode in the middle of the week.
This is your prize inside.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh okay, we're going with that as our slogan for
Wednesday episodes.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, well, I felt like we had to do this
because if we waited much longer until it would have
aired in like three weeks, it just would have been
old already.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Should I come out from hiding underneath my desk with
my hands over my head.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yes, the drill is over. Okay, So, since I failed you,
we have a wonderful listener named Kim. She's a huge
fan of the show. Okay, And I was unable to
get this for you as much as I tried, mostly
because I didn't want to pay twenty dollars for a
box because that's what they're going for. Because I don't
think that they're in the stores anymore. I haven't seen
them for a while. They've been out for a couple
(00:52):
of months now, and you've been like, oh, ohhi, God,
I have it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Is this what I think it is? It could be
what you think it is? Can I just say it?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Stand by? No, I'm going to go down to this
cereal box, because that's how Kim sent it. Stand by
going down to the cereal box.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Now, if this is what I think it is, oh
my god, it's chicken and waffle cereal. Post chicken and
waffle Cereal, I am a happy man.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Now this is completely artificially flavored. Because just because.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I mean, they can't give you chicken flavored pieces, they
can they can put chicken bullon cubes in and that
I pray to Jesus in all children, you just made
a fake.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Like, what do you think this is going to taste like?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's just I know what I like. I don't want
to hear that there's chicken booleon cubes.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Hold on a second.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
In the cereal this has honey bunches.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Of oats on the front, So this is an offshoot
of honey bunches of oats.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's disgusting. I guess that's pretty weird, But you look
at it's not disgusting. I take it back.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, it looks like some honey bunches of oats. Chicken there,
and these things that look like waffle pieces.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's probably gonna taste like honey chicken or honey waffles.
That's it because they can't simulate the chicken flavor.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh there's a disclaimer on the back and it says
absolutely no chickens were harmed in the making of this cereal.
I would hope not, but that also means there's no
real chicken in it. And let me tell you something else. First,
ingredient sugar. I've never seen that before in my life.
There's more sugar in this package than there.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Is any wasting time. I just need to get to
the chicken and waffle.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But I do have to let you know that there
have been other waffle cereals. There was Waffle O's in
the seventies, so that you've never had. It's possible. I
tried it, but I don't think so. And then there
was Waffle Crisp that post mes. Yes, that went away
about a year or two ago, so who knows be
able to bring it back. If this thing was successful, I.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Need to try it. Stop talking, sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Because Kellogg's also had a waffle cereal with Eggo which
came out in the early two thousand. I remember Ego, yes,
and those are gone.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, talking more eating.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Need to do the sky shake because there's drumsticks in here.
All right. Thank you so much, Kim.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I am so appreciative of you. Thank you for following
up where Scottie had shortcomings.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I just smell very heavy maple. I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I love it, I love it.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I love it, maple, maple, maple.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
This is going to This is gonna taste exactly like
the Eggo cereal. All right, Eggo cereal smell.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh wait, hold on, please, you.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Don't need to bring over the dog bowl.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I need the sound.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Oh you get a heavy pore because you're gonna want that. Oh,
I got a drumstick.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I think, to be honest, it smells like cinnamon cereal.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's kind of like the fake nuggets that you see
in some fast food places that are shaped like chicken
nuggets but really aren't. Like So there is the pieces
in here shaped like drum I know less talking more
the milk. For the love of God, go down to
the fridge and get milk today.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Must spell if you fell and spelled the milk cracked up.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I'm already dizzy and I haven't eaten anything yet today.
Maybe that's why.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm so excluded.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Wait a minute, I have my physical today. Maybe I
shouldn't even try this stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Just give me the damn cup. Here you go, ready?
One two three? Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
One two three? Okay, it tastes like fake chicken. This
is why we can't find it anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my god, does it tastes like chicken bullion cubes?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hold on, just take a waffle piece. Tell me what.
Just a plain waffle piece tastes.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like, Oh my god, waffles.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Fine waffle tastes like maple waffle. Right now, take a
chicken piece. It tastes like a bullion cube.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You know what the problem is? Do you know it
like in checks mix? Yeah, the ones that are seasoned
like the.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Right, very strong flavor. What is the wait is there?
Did you get a flake? What does the flake taste like?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's honey bunches of oats?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, the flake is just bland. It has no taste whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, so this is nasty.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Kim, did you try this or did you just send
it to us trying to kill us?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I want to start off first and foremost saying, Kim,
thank you you are too kind to me and I
appreciate you so much as a listener for thinking of me.
I guess you wanted this. No, no, she wanted us
to try it, so she sent.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It because you've been begging for it for a week.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Percent Let's just say sometimes it's not good to meet
your heroes again. My hero in this case is the chicken,
chicken and waffle cereal.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm literally going to give it no balls, no spoons.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I'm going to give it a bowl. Really yeah, because
like the waffle pieces, I do actually enjoy, but you
nearly threw up from the chicken pieces, so.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You should separate out the cereal and make yourself a
nice waffle waffle cereal.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay. Well, oh, by the way, this is going to
air like almost immediately, so there's still gonna be episodes
that air after this where you're like, I want chicken
and waffle cereal and we have already tried it.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Come back and listen to the price and side you
said it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Okay. Oh wait a minute, there's a bonus box.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
On this episode.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yes, okay, because Kim sent not one, but two cereals.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh god, is it double chicken here.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's honey barbecue chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I just want to meet somebody that's like, I like
the chicken cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It is the post counterpart to Chicken a waffle cereal.
It's the maple bacon donut cereal.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, what I'm getting a little worried.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
This one has rings loops. It's also a honey bunches
of oats creation.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I'm starting to get very worried.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Artificially flavored maple bacon donuts limited edition and.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Uncr chicken booleon cubes would be used for the chicken flavor?
What would they use to simulate the bacon taste? Meat stock?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm trying to read on here, anything that might be
meat related. But again, sugar first, ingredient, cornmeal, cornhole, grain, wheat,
you say, Gwain, Gwain, Yeah, I was pretending to be
quist Wayne Quisp. Nothing, molasses, palm oil. But I don't
see anything. Artificial flavor is all. It says cinnamon, honey
and then artificial flavor. So it's our art officials. It's
(07:02):
art officially flavoring. So it artificial flavored bacon artle, Oh,
Scotti shake and don't worry, Kim, I'm gonna leave the
cereal off for the rest of the show to try
so you know it won't go to waste.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, and honestly, the like, that's crazy. If somebody really
likes us that much that they found it and send
it to us, that is like one of the nicest things.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's very sweet. Yeah, because this hasn't been on the
shelves in quite a number of weeks.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh God, does it say smoky on the back? Oh
it's his honey disclaimer.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Absolutely, no pigs were harmed in the making of this cereal.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Can I just say how insane it would be if
there was an actual like breakfast cereal that contained meat.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Product in it. I'm sure it existed.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, probably in the seventies when all those guys were
on drugs.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Hashtag honey brunches of oats is what it says on
the back.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Let's go more pooring, more pouring. No, because you look
at the cereal and then ay're like.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You know, one time when I seven, I noticed, well,
you know, when we talk about maple cereals, they also
have maple cheerios, which are out right now.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That maple taste, to me is one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You know what, it's good if it's naturally flavored maple.
I can't stand artificially flavored sticks, and I.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Just can't do it. I am just so sick about
official flavoring.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And there's plenty of maple brown sugar type cereal.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And brown sugar all right, two of my favorite flavors combined.
I know it's really good when you eat, like when
some of the maple syrup hits bacon.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I'm not a fan of that. See this looks see
it looks like there's like fake chunks. Look please just take.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You please, I'm just trying to describe it.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There's like fake chunks of bacon on the loops.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I'm gonna ask you again. Can you please hurry here?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Why can't I be a part of this podcast?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You want to try some maple doughnut cereal or chicken
and waffle cereal?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Greg, I don't as they No, I don't want that. Listen, guys,
this is me Greg T. I am cereal connoisseur.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Greg T.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Have some no my problem here with serial killers and
I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I'm floating on it.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
We're actually disgusting taste like bacoss, like bacos and milk.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
We'll try it, no, because I'm looking for something healthy.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Try.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't like that you guys are always reviewing cereals
that's not healthy.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
This is a bonus emergency episode. We'll do healthy stuff
in the next't just try it. You love bacon, maple bacon.
It's maple bacon donuts. You love bacon, all right? Uh,
come on, I gotta be honest. It shouldn't be a
cereal though, tastes like bacos bacon bits.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
No, I like it. Maybe it tastes like a waffle
with syrup.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well there's maple in there.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, cereal, you know what. I actually like this cereal.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
But here's the thing again, I think that you guys
are just continually doing all of these other cereals that
are not healthy.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Okay, these are mass produced.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're doing it for the masses, but this is what
people eat.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
But the masses need to be informed that they are
eating stuff that is probably not very healthy.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
We say it in every episode. They're informed. They know
that there's more sugar in here than there is in
your sugar.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
You understand how people get visceral fat because they start an.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Early age, start eating these cereals and they can't get
rid of the visceral fat and they need to just,
you know, wean off off of it and go more
into a raisin brand, but not even the kew Loogg's one,
like a different raisin brand.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
This is the Greg T rant.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I'm just telling you need fruit in your in your breakfast.
You need like you know, a wholesome milk.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You need all you know what else is on the way.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Matter of fact, doctor Ross says that two percent milk
is the best milk to drink diamedes.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, what is that? We got podcast? Thank you for
stopping by Greg T. We need to rake this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, what do you give this? So like a spoon
is a half a star, a.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Bowl is a full star, and it goes up to
five balls.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
And maybe I would do three solid buls.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
All right, so he gives it three balls, I would
eat three balls. I could see you sitting on your
couch snacking on this.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
I give I'm over that.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Now you're also a handjammer.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Point no, this is this is a spoon.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I also give the cereals that.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
We eat at my house are none of the ones
that you have reviewed, But none of them.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Just try it. Try it. Chicken and waffle gone episode
to try both? Goodbye, because this is the problem. Come on,
we'll come join you on the Big Greg Tea podcast
that doesn't exist. Goodbye, Gregory, have a nice day. Get out, epidemic,
Get out. This is why we have a fat epidemic.
(11:29):
What his lexipro has not kicked in yet today? Anyway?
Oh wait a second, she said to us something else,
Thank you, Kim. Maybe this will improve the taste of
these cereals.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Is it actual bacon?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's a bag of cereal marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
She just knows the way to my heart.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That So now what if I pour some cereal marshmallows
into that? Will you try it into these? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
No, You're gonna get me a new cup and I'm
just gonna have marshallows here, marshmallows and milk done perfect?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All right, now, I'll say these are not lucky Charms marshmallows.
I did not win the box of all Marshmallows. I
think you could still enter it all Marshmallows only dot
com or something like that. This is ooh yeah you
ready for this, Andrew?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh more than anything else.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
See this is packaged very poorly. Milk and marshmallows. Here
you go, buddy, Thank you tow spoon. Since greg t
had his disease mouth on yours, here you go.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Thank you yep. Okay, so are we calling.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
This anything or just go some marshmallow marshmallows. I'm in
it's not quite a Lucky Charms marshmallow, but they're pretty close.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
To be honest. I just really love the taste of
the milk in the.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Marshmallow, just like hearts and moons and you know, fake
shapes diamonds. What happened?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
These are not shapes.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Everything is a shape, my friend.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
But it's almost like the person was like, we can't
call it a like a chest, so it's square?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Wait? What's this? What the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yellow ships, pink trapazois?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
All right, well, I don't think we're going to rate
the marshmallows because they're just marshmallows and you can't really
get them. These probably came from Amazon. Bye, both five
bold for the marshmallows. All right, I'm with you. Well,
thank you very much for listening to this bonus emergency
episode of Serial Killers. We had to get it out
there for you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Can We love you so much. This was so kind
of you. You heard this podcast, you said to yourself,
I need to send this to them so this way
they could try it. And that is super super super nice.
Of you and while the cereals themselves may suck. Yeah, yeah,
we appreciate you as a listener.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yes, thank you, Cam in Virginia. Thank you so much
for listening. And if you want to send us cereals,
just dm us on Twitter. You can follow us at
Serial Killers PC. That's cereal with a C. And of
course we'll only take sealed boxes because you know, I
don't trust anybody. I would you'll take an unsealed box.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Listen, beggars can't be choosing open.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Like in a random ziploc bag. Would you take that?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Okay, send us your zip block bag full of random
unnamed cereal and Andrew will try them.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah. Why am I phoning at the mouth?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Please?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I can't feel anymore.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Please follow Andrew and Andrew Pug on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow me at Ze scotty Be on Instagram and Twitter, and.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Make sure you press the subscribe button because guess what,
this is a prize inside bonus episode. So it's a
Wednesday and that's why you're getting this. But we have
new episodes that come out every Monday and Friday. And
guess what if you hit the subscribe button, they just
go automatically to your phone. There's no having to like
find it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
That means there for you, you'll get a new episode
in three days. Two two, Well, it depends on how
you count the day. Do you count all of Wednesday?
Then Thursday and all of Friday? God, all right, we'll
see in two days. Thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
Until we meet again. Crunch, Oh sorry, crunch the hell?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Sorry the phone, get it to you. Why can't I
see anymore?
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