July 19, 2021 • 20 mins
One of Andrew’s favorite childhood cereals is back! Well, kind of. We’ll try the new incarnation of Team Cheerios! Then, to celebrate Cheerios’ 80th anniversary, it’s a rip-off from LIDL! Then, onto some listener supplied Buckwheat Flakes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you ready? Hey? You ready? There? I am ready.
Scott check one two check one two check check check
check check sound a good Andy checks mix, check mix.
Welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode one eighty eight. Wetter Water,
wetter Water. Let's start at Andy Okay podcast, treat.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Wow, you like that I did?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That was a surprise. That was I didn't ask for it. No,
it's a funny one. What that my Harlem shake one
still isn't there yet.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You don't understand. I don't ask for these. Brody will
just send me an email said here you go, but
I don't ask for them. Over vacation. I got this
email from him, and I don't call Brody much, you know,
we'll just text or whatever. I called him because I
was so excited when I heard that.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That was a good one. That was good, right, I
loved it. Yeah, good, great job Brody.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Thank you Brody? Yes, so, welcome to Serial Killers. How
you doing, Andrew? I'm great? How are you good? Haven't
seen you in a bit?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know it's been a while, even though we just
recorded you know what feels.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Like last week. It's been a minute though, right, So
is that you admitting that we've pre record a lot. Well,
of course we do. Okay, good look this is the
all new Scottie Bee right here. Oh, I will just
say you no like I'm I'm very agreeable Zen. I'm
willing to do things. Oh wow, you want to TikTok,
let's do it. Did you want a pantheon whatever, it's Patreon,
(01:42):
let's do it. Did you see the Twitter poll? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We had a bunch of people vote and over seventy
percent so that they would like us to make a Patreon.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I mean there was only four people that voted, but
that's okay, it's still seventy percent.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Can we just screechcret right, go back two seconds? Remember
when this was the positive Zen Scott.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, No, I'm positive Google. Let's keep on that. I'm in
Andy Wave. Whatever you want to try, I'm game. Great.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Maybe a Patreon will be coming soon. We could do
two live shows a month.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm thinking merch discounts March.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah. Oh, speaking of merch. Yeah, we're gonna have our
buddy Scott, not me, Scott, the other Scott. Yes, other Scott.
He's gonna We're gonna We're just attempting. We're going to
do a trial run of some T shirts, So if
you guys want to buy them, stay tuned and we'll
figure out how we're gonna do that on the website
serial killerspiece.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Dot com, which again other Scott is right now doing
some updating with. So now you're going to be able
to go to the serial rankings and everything else is
going to be on one website. Scott is able to
do it because he's a genius and we love him,
and we thank Scott's guest being a great listener and
also a great addition to our show.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Thank you, Scott. If there's any other listeners out there
that want to do stuff for us, say no more,
We'll take it. Say no more. So guess what, Andy,
last week I said that we were going to try
one of the new cereals that you requested for us. Yeah,
and uh, let's see if you can get a hint
from that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, Oh Olympics cheerios.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So this Friday, the Summer Olympics kickoff in Tokyo this Friday? Yeah,
are we talking like? Oh? Okay? And I'm sorry the
pre recording this fraud. Today's Monday. Yeah, And on Friday,
the Summer Olympics kickoff. Yes, so to honor that. Well, first,
let's go back back, way back when you were in diapers.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, when were you in diapers, you know, nineteen ninety one,
nineteen ninety two. Okay, so you were freshly in eighteen
eighty three, you were freshly out of diapers, maybe a
part of nineteen ninety four, and I know you were a.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Couple of years old, but you were a big fan
when they came out. Oh eight Cheerios my favorites here.
I loved this cereal. It just however, in nineteen ninety
six when they came out, they were Team USA Cheerios.
It was five and then a year later it just
changed to Team Cheerios and then it just kind of
went away. Yeah, so it was more it was pretty
much like multi grain cherios, that mix of different cheerios.
(04:01):
Plus there was a frosted one thrown in there too,
and that was your favorite. Yes, so you've been asking
for them for years I have. And okay, so Team
Cheerios is back, but not in the same form. Yeah,
all right, it's a little bit different. Okay, but I
think you're going to enjoy it. I know I'm going to.
Not that I know because I haven't tried it. But
let's go down to the cereals.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
We also have to think our friends at General Mills.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yes, let's thank our friends with General Mills for this.
But remember what's going on my phone is ringing, right device.
I didn't silence my phone. Wow, so I apologize for that.
Put that down there. Team Cheerios frosted Berry. Okay, so
it's berry now, yeah, right, take it. I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You know, Cheerios outside of peanut butter chocolate cheerios, I
feel doesn't miss. It's a consistent cereal. Even at its worst,
it's still pretty good. This know what this is going
to be tropical cheerios.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
There's no such thing, but okay, say there is. We
had it. Never hit buddy, I love you so much,
but we never had tropical cheerios. Those were fruit loops.
It's the new me. I mean, I want to be agreeable,
but you're wrong. So there you go. And they're hard
to find now anyway. So three cheers for our new team.
(05:13):
Three of your favorite Cheerios flavors are teaming up for
one great tasting cereal. One bite of those Strawberry, blueberry
and frosted oh's and you'll be glad you joined this team.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, so this strawberry, blueberry, and frosted.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yes, that's the new team Tiers. So basically they just
combined three different cheerios that they have. Now I have
no problem with it. I love blueberry cheres, although right
now I don't think they have strawberry cheerios. They did,
but those are no longer around.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We probably have them in our cereal shelf someplace.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh yeah, we have very, very very strawberry cheerios were
actually a thing before this podcast started, about a year before,
so we just missed out on it. Maybe it'll come back. Ooh,
it smells nice. It smells very berry, which I'm sure
was the name of some cereal very Berry. Oh. I
(06:01):
can't wait for this. It looks good. So I stopped
off this morning at four o'clock and got some milk
from the seven to eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Do you know how to say thank you in Japanese? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Hell? Maybe that's that's Chinese. No, already got to go
say mass that's a lot just to say thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That means thank you very much. Oh okay, that's what
they would say in Japan milk. It's Hood, it's good milk.
They should sponsor us because they're a national brand. All right,
Hood makes many brands of milk. Well, if anybody in
the iHeart sales department wants to contact Hood, this is
your keyword to do so.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Actually, I met an up and comer Very Go. Get
her salesperson in the iHeart sales department, Jesse Cool. She
is going to get us a milk sponsor. I love that,
that's what she said. I love it. I shared an
Uber with her and she's like, I'm going to get
you a milk sponsor. Amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Than let's go six months later. Andy, it's uf fault.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Now start with Hood. Where are they they are? Doesn't
say where they are? Hmm, well, because they're all over
the place. I'm not sure where this local area is. Oh,
this one's from Massachusetts, Lynnfield, Massachusetts. All right, Andrew, here go, buddy,
thank you. Yep Ready Team Chios twenty twenty one, one
two three. Yeah. I gotta say it's pretty good. It's
(07:19):
a good mix. Yeah, I think they picked the right ones. Agreed, Like,
you wouldn't want the apple cinnamon churio in there. That
wouldn't be right. I mean I would love that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Could you pour a little bit of apple cinnamon in?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't think you want that? Yeah I do, it's
right there.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I don't think you want that? Why, well, first let's
rate this. Okay, I'm gonna give it four balls. I
like it me too, I'm gonna also give it four balls.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, I'm gonna go back here and get some apple
cinnamon cheurios. Back to the cereal holls. We don't even
have any.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
To the right, where next to cinnamon bunches of honeying
up honey, bunch of book?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
There it is. Wait when did this expire? Oh? No,
they're still good, are they? They're actually good till December
of twenty twenty one. Okay, so it wasn't that long ago.
Why don't I want it? See if that mix would
have been right? Well, you added too many.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I just needed one, smart little dollup?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What do you think? I can't even get a spoonful? Okay? Oh,
I'm sorry. Did I say twenty twenty one? I meant
twenty nineteen. I couldn't read. I was looking at a
different number.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If I could, I would throw this milk at your face.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But you can't, because, like the general manager, of the
whole like radio thing is right there.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You can't do that, I will say through the staleness.
It does taste pretty good though, but the cinnamon is
a little overpowering. So I could see why they didn't
do that. All right, I'm sure they tinkered with lots
of different cheerios. I'm sure they did tinker. Yeah, thank
you General Mills for sending this. Hey, no problem, And
speaking of general problem, are you General Mills?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't hear what you said. Now, I
didn't hear what you said, so I just that's led
my move on kind of thing. Oh, okay, cool. I
don't know if you saw our Twitter post or our
what was always on Instagram over last weekend. Cheerios has
come back with the vintage boxes. I don't know if
you saw it or Cheeryoats, right, Cheerios started as Cheery
Oats eighty years ago. Love it and if you look
(09:12):
in your local supermarket or a big box store you
can probably find them right now for a limited time.
I can't wait. Yeah, so you know what, let's stay
on those lines. Okay, I'm gonna go down to the
cereal sack. This is a legal cereal. The handout like
you're a little It is a yellow box and it's
a ripoff of cheerios. It's just straight up oat loops
(09:33):
oat loops. Yeah. I could do a commercial for oat
loops and it has the fake little heart healthy heart
on there. Oat loops. They're heart healthy, that's it. That
would just be it. But old loops oat loops is
so generic. Yeah, so generic.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I mean the box itself almost looks like it was
like printed.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Like there's no weird factory. It's nothing on this side
of the box at all. It's just yellow. If it's
a legal oh there it is.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I was looking for the big bar, the giant barcode.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
See, these are not quite as rounded as actual cheerios.
They're almost more square circles, if that makes sense. Squirrekeles. Yeah.
Oh do you remember where they used to say welcome
to the squared circle. It used to be WWF matches.
Back in the day. Jesse Ventura and Guerrilla Monson would
say that it was the squared circle.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I can't take you as someone who enjoyed WWE Here
we are. No.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I enjoyed it when it was WWF. Gotcha Once it
became WWE entertainment. I was not into it anymore. Federation, Yes, entertainment,
No gotchah. Okay, by the way, did you see the
documentary of Macho Man Randy Savage? The documentaries, the A
and E WWE wrestling documentaries are so good. But Josh
(10:47):
Coaster Boy Josh.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Put me on some when I visited him in Nashville.
And I've seen a couple of WWE matches and I
enjoy watching people get hit with chairs, so I loved it.
But learning about them was so interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
But what I'm getting at is the Randy Savage one.
He's wearing a Z one hundred shirt at his Christmas
with they're opening Christmas presents with the family. I remember
seeing that, and he's wearing the Z one hundred shirt
from like nineteen ninety six. Yes, And where did he
get that from? I don't know. That's crazy to me,
Like I may have held that shirt in my hand
at one point because I gave those away. I was
up on top of the Hummer with the Free Money
(11:21):
Monkey throwing T shirts out. Free Here we go loop
from Liedle Already Sagi, they're not good, you like them.
They don't taste like cheerios at all though, No, not
at all. They don't even just like scooters. They don't
just like anything. I don't know what kind of OAHs
these are. I'm gonna give it two balls in a spoon.
He just has to love it, guarantee. But we didn't
(11:42):
pay for them, so can we get our money back anyway?
I mean, I'm sure you'll try money refunded or item replaced.
I'll never understand why they do that. Why would you
want a crappy item replaced? Right? If you don't like it,
why would you want another one?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Maybe because they think, like, oh, it'll be better.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I don't know. Bowl and a spoon. It really, this
is not much to it. It's just and and nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's two bowls in a spoon for me, it's not
the worst.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, let's see about Sugar's in here, whole grain, oat, flour, wheat, starch,
at sugar, so it should be sweeter than it is.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Nice like you, andy, I'll shoot thanks?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, all right, let's get out of there and move on.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I have a question for you, yes, or maybe I'll
save it for bull chat.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Save it for bull chat.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh, by the way, over the holiday vacation or holiday
weekend or whatever it was. I ran into three wonderful
people that are huge fans of this podcast, git reciding
lines to me the whole nine yards. It was a
dad and his two sons, Marty and Jonah and Ben oh,
and they were the coolest people. I love it. They're
(12:38):
from Florida. Yay, and thank you so much for listening,
guys T shirts on the way.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's so strange for me to still walk into people
and have them be like, oh my god, bull chat
makes me so happy. You don't understand, Like, I don't know.
I feel like we just eat cereal and we don't really.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
See I get it. I mean we're just too dope
talking to each other. People like it. What evs? I
love it? Did I just say what evs? You did say?
What a sus.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Do you even know where that comes from? Yeah, it's
probably TikTok it's not but cool.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well, I mean, it's just short for suspect. Have you
ever heard of the Game among Us? No? Okay, but
my kids don't play that. They probably do, okay, but
sus is just short for suspect. It is.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
But in the Game among Us, it's going to take
me two seconds to explain this. It's almost like, uh,
this little these little characters like kill each other, but
you have to figure out who the person is and
you vote out someone who kills them.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh that's what you say, they're sus So my kids are
playing killing games.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well, I mean it's almost like yeah, yeah, okay, yeah
they are.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay. So let's move on to our friend Michael from Virginia.
He's another great listener Chesterfield, Virginia. Cool. I used to
sell Chesterfield cigarettes in the store that I worked in.
They had no filters in Iowa. No, it wasn't. It
was on Long Island, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I was on Long Island and I didn't visit you,
and I apologize.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, thanks for stopping by. You literally passed my exit.
I'm thirty seconds off the Eye. I knew I was.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
On, like I knew it because honestly, it feels like
it takes sixteen hours to I would rather wait through
airport security than go to along.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That's why nobody wants to go to Long Eye. It's
just especially on a summer Friday or weekend. Forget about it.
It took me three hours anyway, Michael, thank you so
much for sending us. The Arrowhead Mills organic maple buckwheat flakes.
We've never had these before. Sorry, what it's Arrowhead Mills
organic maple buckhete Wait for this maple. Yes, we've had
some Arrowhead Mill stuff. Most of their things coming bags,
(14:30):
the kammute and the wheat puffs and the corn puffs.
Commute they come in about My mom loves commute. It's
very hard to find. They're still having problems getting their
cereal out supply chain issues. Everyone blames COVID supply chain. Yeah,
what I mean there was still wheak growing in the farm.
Are you paying attention? Andrew? I am where's the new Andrew?
(14:51):
Who keeps his phone? My phone? Rang? I just put
it down. Oh wow, aren't you such a martyr? No,
I'm not, I'm not. I mean it was, you know,
someone from the promotion's department.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I don't know what they want, but that could have
been Jesse with a milk sponsorship.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
She's from the sales department. Andrew could not have been hurt.
I never know marketing. Sat flakes look very dull. But
does it smell like No, it smells like buckwheat, buckwheat, buckwheat.
It's just an it's it's I mean, it's wheat. It's
a type of wheat.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
No way, really, wow, I would it never put that together.
See these little things up top that look like corn.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, those are little pieces of buckwheat, buckwheat.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yes, buckwheat, buck wheat, buck wheat.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
There you go. Oh, thank you. You know, I'm not
a huge fan of maple flavored things, but you know, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
This smells delicious though. Actually, yeah, I'm a fan of
the smell.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And they want you to put blackberries in it. That's
their serving suggestion.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Is that their mascot. I don't really, Yes, I don't really.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I don't like berries like that in cereal because it
has the hard things in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
here we go. Hmmm, kind of sweet. It's not that maple.
It tastes more like honey to me. Yeah, I love this.
This is pretty decent. This catch four bowls in a
spoon for me. Really, Yeah, there's delicious. I want to
(16:12):
take this box on, No you can't. I got to
bring it to my mom. Why. She's having a hard
time finding the Arrowhead Mills things and she loves that brand.
So you can have the next one. He sent us
two boxes. He sent us another one. We'll do that
one next week. Okay, all right, cool, Well but wait
a minute. If you find another box and you send
it to me, all of a sudden, it tastes like dirt. No,
it doesn't. It tastes a ground. Yeah, it tastes dirt.
(16:35):
It kind of tastes like when I just ate a
string bean out of my vegetable garden the other day
but didn't wash it, and there was dirt on it.
That's what it tastes like. Oh, sorry to hear that.
All right? Did I rate it? No? Well, I was
gonna give it more, but now I'm giving it two
bowls in a spoon because there's a there's an essence
of earthy dirt on it. At the harsh barley, man
mar same barley. That is delicious.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I loved the cereals and a spoon so good.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
We're not much sugar's in hereanic butt wheat grits. Did
you say butt wheat? I did organic buck wheat grits,
organic brown rice flour, organic cane sugar, organic maple syrup,
organic buck wheat flour, organic honey sea salt. And that's it.
Vita Mini Hometown Food Company, Chicago, Illinois. All right, good stuff, Andrew.
(17:21):
I liked it. This was a good week. Yes, yeah, yes,
are you going on vacation soon? Now? You told me
that we need to like bang out a bunch of
these cause you're going away. Oh yeah, this Gandhi road
trip that's happening. Oh when is that next week? Okay,
so then we should do a few more. Yeah, we should,
all right, or you could just do it from the
road and we'll see how that works. That would be fine.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, Diamond and Gandhi would be with me, our executive producer, Diamond.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm so sorry. That would be just such a nightmare.
I don't know that I could. I mean, let's try it.
That would be lots of fun.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Also, I think next month, I mean, if people the
things keep staying on track, maybe we could have guests
on again.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, let's try it, Andrew. Thanks Scott, I'm game. I
love that.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yes, this positive attitude is really like putting me in
a good move.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
See this leaf turned it over. So thanks for listening
to Serial Killers. We do appreciate you, just like I
appreciate you, Andrew, and I appreciate you. Scott. Good Please
follow us on all social platforms serial Killers PC and
check out the website which might be updated by now
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Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yes, look for an announcement if it hasn't been made already.
But serial KILLERSPC dot com is going to be all
new Scott Other Scott is going to look amazing. There's
going to be a shop tab where maybe you could
buy some merch. So wink to that cool yay.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Well like the jingle at the beginning. Oh by the way, Michael, Yeah,
who sent us that arrowhead mal cereal? He sent us
a nice letter. You guys are awesome. More jingles, more shows,
more banter, more chips. So what a what a perfect day,
because we just what a perfect note. It's almost like
you planned it. I didn't. I really actually didn't. I
swear I didn't. You did this off the cuff. It
(19:04):
was just an unbelievable coincidence. Wow. Yeah, so he says,
more chips, keep up the great work. Hope you all
don't spit out this healthy cereal. We didn't, Michael, We
kind of liked it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Also, we got another review where the person she said,
don't underestimate the the older gen Z gen Z females.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, and that was really nice to read. Yeah, I
don't underestimates, No, I overestimate them. I love it. So
all right, thank you for listening, hip and cool. We'll
see you on Wednesday with an all new episode of
bull Chat. It's one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And then we'll see you again next Monday for a
brand new Serial Killers with another brand new one you
know I have. So here's the problem. I've got so
many brand new cereals in my sack that I almost
want to do an entire brand new episode, but I
also don't because then I feel like I'm wasting something.
You're wasting it.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, it's almost like when you made me stretch out
my jap and cereals for six episodes.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
That's true. So this way we can go like another
two months with all the new cereals. We love it cool.
Thanks for listening, We love you, and until we see
you next time, say crunch, Andrew, crunch, crunch.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I feel like we can't do it at the same time.
One more time, okay, one, two, three?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Crunch? Yeah, I got all right like that alright. Oh,
by the way, do you know in my closet I
found a shirt with paunch on it, seven Mary four chips,
you know, and no joke. On the very bottom the
name of the company that put the shirt out, serial
killer swear. I'm gonna wear it next time. That's strange.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I mean it is with an as but still doesn't wait,
isn't our cereal? Oh oh oh, I gotta go, yeah,
gotta go.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
By e.
Are you ready? Hey? You ready? There? I am ready.
Scott check one two check one two check check check
check check sound a good Andy checks mix, check mix.
Welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode one eighty eight. Wetter Water,
wetter Water. Let's start at Andy Okay podcast, treat.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Wow, you like that I did?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That was a surprise. That was I didn't ask for it. No,
it's a funny one. What that my Harlem shake one
still isn't there yet.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You don't understand. I don't ask for these. Brody will
just send me an email said here you go, but
I don't ask for them. Over vacation. I got this
email from him, and I don't call Brody much, you know,
we'll just text or whatever. I called him because I
was so excited when I heard that.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That was a good one. That was good, right, I
loved it. Yeah, good, great job Brody.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Thank you Brody? Yes, so, welcome to Serial Killers. How
you doing, Andrew? I'm great? How are you good? Haven't
seen you in a bit?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I know it's been a while, even though we just
recorded you know what feels.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Like last week. It's been a minute though, right, So
is that you admitting that we've pre record a lot. Well,
of course we do. Okay, good look this is the
all new Scottie Bee right here. Oh, I will just
say you no like I'm I'm very agreeable Zen. I'm
willing to do things. Oh wow, you want to TikTok,
let's do it. Did you want a pantheon whatever, it's Patreon,
(01:42):
let's do it. Did you see the Twitter poll? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We had a bunch of people vote and over seventy
percent so that they would like us to make a Patreon.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I mean there was only four people that voted, but
that's okay, it's still seventy percent.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Can we just screechcret right, go back two seconds? Remember
when this was the positive Zen Scott.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, No, I'm positive Google. Let's keep on that. I'm in
Andy Wave. Whatever you want to try, I'm game. Great.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Maybe a Patreon will be coming soon. We could do
two live shows a month.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm thinking merch discounts March.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah. Oh, speaking of merch. Yeah, we're gonna have our
buddy Scott, not me, Scott, the other Scott. Yes, other Scott.
He's gonna We're gonna We're just attempting. We're going to
do a trial run of some T shirts, So if
you guys want to buy them, stay tuned and we'll
figure out how we're gonna do that on the website
serial killerspiece.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Dot com, which again other Scott is right now doing
some updating with. So now you're going to be able
to go to the serial rankings and everything else is
going to be on one website. Scott is able to
do it because he's a genius and we love him,
and we thank Scott's guest being a great listener and
also a great addition to our show.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Thank you, Scott. If there's any other listeners out there
that want to do stuff for us, say no more,
We'll take it. Say no more. So guess what, Andy,
last week I said that we were going to try
one of the new cereals that you requested for us. Yeah,
and uh, let's see if you can get a hint
from that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, Oh Olympics cheerios.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So this Friday, the Summer Olympics kickoff in Tokyo this Friday? Yeah,
are we talking like? Oh? Okay? And I'm sorry the
pre recording this fraud. Today's Monday. Yeah, And on Friday,
the Summer Olympics kickoff. Yes, so to honor that. Well, first,
let's go back back, way back when you were in diapers.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, when were you in diapers, you know, nineteen ninety one,
nineteen ninety two. Okay, so you were freshly in eighteen
eighty three, you were freshly out of diapers, maybe a
part of nineteen ninety four, and I know you were a.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Couple of years old, but you were a big fan
when they came out. Oh eight Cheerios my favorites here.
I loved this cereal. It just however, in nineteen ninety
six when they came out, they were Team USA Cheerios.
It was five and then a year later it just
changed to Team Cheerios and then it just kind of
went away. Yeah, so it was more it was pretty
much like multi grain cherios, that mix of different cheerios.
(04:01):
Plus there was a frosted one thrown in there too,
and that was your favorite. Yes, so you've been asking
for them for years I have. And okay, so Team
Cheerios is back, but not in the same form. Yeah,
all right, it's a little bit different. Okay, but I
think you're going to enjoy it. I know I'm going to.
Not that I know because I haven't tried it. But
let's go down to the cereals.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
We also have to think our friends at General Mills.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yes, let's thank our friends with General Mills for this.
But remember what's going on my phone is ringing, right device.
I didn't silence my phone. Wow, so I apologize for that.
Put that down there. Team Cheerios frosted Berry. Okay, so
it's berry now, yeah, right, take it. I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You know, Cheerios outside of peanut butter chocolate cheerios, I
feel doesn't miss. It's a consistent cereal. Even at its worst,
it's still pretty good. This know what this is going
to be tropical cheerios.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
There's no such thing, but okay, say there is. We
had it. Never hit buddy, I love you so much,
but we never had tropical cheerios. Those were fruit loops.
It's the new me. I mean, I want to be agreeable,
but you're wrong. So there you go. And they're hard
to find now anyway. So three cheers for our new team.
(05:13):
Three of your favorite Cheerios flavors are teaming up for
one great tasting cereal. One bite of those Strawberry, blueberry
and frosted oh's and you'll be glad you joined this team.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, so this strawberry, blueberry, and frosted.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yes, that's the new team Tiers. So basically they just
combined three different cheerios that they have. Now I have
no problem with it. I love blueberry cheres, although right
now I don't think they have strawberry cheerios. They did,
but those are no longer around.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We probably have them in our cereal shelf someplace.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Oh yeah, we have very, very very strawberry cheerios were
actually a thing before this podcast started, about a year before,
so we just missed out on it. Maybe it'll come back. Ooh,
it smells nice. It smells very berry, which I'm sure
was the name of some cereal very Berry. Oh. I
(06:01):
can't wait for this. It looks good. So I stopped
off this morning at four o'clock and got some milk
from the seven to eleven.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Do you know how to say thank you in Japanese? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Hell? Maybe that's that's Chinese. No, already got to go
say mass that's a lot just to say thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That means thank you very much. Oh okay, that's what
they would say in Japan milk. It's Hood, it's good milk.
They should sponsor us because they're a national brand. All right,
Hood makes many brands of milk. Well, if anybody in
the iHeart sales department wants to contact Hood, this is
your keyword to do so.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Actually, I met an up and comer Very Go. Get
her salesperson in the iHeart sales department, Jesse Cool. She
is going to get us a milk sponsor. I love that,
that's what she said. I love it. I shared an
Uber with her and she's like, I'm going to get
you a milk sponsor. Amazing.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Than let's go six months later. Andy, it's uf fault.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Now start with Hood. Where are they they are? Doesn't
say where they are? Hmm, well, because they're all over
the place. I'm not sure where this local area is. Oh,
this one's from Massachusetts, Lynnfield, Massachusetts. All right, Andrew, here go, buddy,
thank you. Yep Ready Team Chios twenty twenty one, one
two three. Yeah. I gotta say it's pretty good. It's
(07:19):
a good mix. Yeah, I think they picked the right ones. Agreed, Like,
you wouldn't want the apple cinnamon churio in there. That
wouldn't be right. I mean I would love that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Could you pour a little bit of apple cinnamon in?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't think you want that? Yeah I do, it's
right there.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I don't think you want that? Why, well, first let's
rate this. Okay, I'm gonna give it four balls. I
like it me too, I'm gonna also give it four balls.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, I'm gonna go back here and get some apple
cinnamon cheurios. Back to the cereal holls. We don't even
have any.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
To the right, where next to cinnamon bunches of honeying
up honey, bunch of book?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
There it is. Wait when did this expire? Oh? No,
they're still good, are they? They're actually good till December
of twenty twenty one. Okay, so it wasn't that long ago.
Why don't I want it? See if that mix would
have been right? Well, you added too many.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I just needed one, smart little dollup?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
What do you think? I can't even get a spoonful? Okay? Oh,
I'm sorry. Did I say twenty twenty one? I meant
twenty nineteen. I couldn't read. I was looking at a
different number.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
If I could, I would throw this milk at your face.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
But you can't, because, like the general manager, of the
whole like radio thing is right there.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You can't do that, I will say through the staleness.
It does taste pretty good though, but the cinnamon is
a little overpowering. So I could see why they didn't
do that. All right, I'm sure they tinkered with lots
of different cheerios. I'm sure they did tinker. Yeah, thank
you General Mills for sending this. Hey, no problem, And
speaking of general problem, are you General Mills?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't hear what you said. Now, I
didn't hear what you said, so I just that's led
my move on kind of thing. Oh, okay, cool. I
don't know if you saw our Twitter post or our
what was always on Instagram over last weekend. Cheerios has
come back with the vintage boxes. I don't know if
you saw it or Cheeryoats, right, Cheerios started as Cheery
Oats eighty years ago. Love it and if you look
(09:12):
in your local supermarket or a big box store you
can probably find them right now for a limited time.
I can't wait. Yeah, so you know what, let's stay
on those lines. Okay, I'm gonna go down to the
cereal sack. This is a legal cereal. The handout like
you're a little It is a yellow box and it's
a ripoff of cheerios. It's just straight up oat loops
(09:33):
oat loops. Yeah. I could do a commercial for oat
loops and it has the fake little heart healthy heart
on there. Oat loops. They're heart healthy, that's it. That
would just be it. But old loops oat loops is
so generic. Yeah, so generic.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I mean the box itself almost looks like it was
like printed.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Like there's no weird factory. It's nothing on this side
of the box at all. It's just yellow. If it's
a legal oh there it is.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I was looking for the big bar, the giant barcode.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
See, these are not quite as rounded as actual cheerios.
They're almost more square circles, if that makes sense. Squirrekeles. Yeah.
Oh do you remember where they used to say welcome
to the squared circle. It used to be WWF matches.
Back in the day. Jesse Ventura and Guerrilla Monson would
say that it was the squared circle.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I can't take you as someone who enjoyed WWE Here
we are. No.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I enjoyed it when it was WWF. Gotcha Once it
became WWE entertainment. I was not into it anymore. Federation, Yes, entertainment,
No gotchah. Okay, by the way, did you see the
documentary of Macho Man Randy Savage? The documentaries, the A
and E WWE wrestling documentaries are so good. But Josh
(10:47):
Coaster Boy Josh.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Put me on some when I visited him in Nashville.
And I've seen a couple of WWE matches and I
enjoy watching people get hit with chairs, so I loved it.
But learning about them was so interesting.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
But what I'm getting at is the Randy Savage one.
He's wearing a Z one hundred shirt at his Christmas
with they're opening Christmas presents with the family. I remember
seeing that, and he's wearing the Z one hundred shirt
from like nineteen ninety six. Yes, And where did he
get that from? I don't know. That's crazy to me,
Like I may have held that shirt in my hand
at one point because I gave those away. I was
up on top of the Hummer with the Free Money
(11:21):
Monkey throwing T shirts out. Free Here we go loop
from Liedle Already Sagi, they're not good, you like them.
They don't taste like cheerios at all though, No, not
at all. They don't even just like scooters. They don't
just like anything. I don't know what kind of OAHs
these are. I'm gonna give it two balls in a spoon.
He just has to love it, guarantee. But we didn't
(11:42):
pay for them, so can we get our money back anyway?
I mean, I'm sure you'll try money refunded or item replaced.
I'll never understand why they do that. Why would you
want a crappy item replaced? Right? If you don't like it,
why would you want another one?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Maybe because they think, like, oh, it'll be better.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I don't know. Bowl and a spoon. It really, this
is not much to it. It's just and and nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It's two bowls in a spoon for me, it's not
the worst.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, let's see about Sugar's in here, whole grain, oat, flour, wheat, starch,
at sugar, so it should be sweeter than it is.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Nice like you, andy, I'll shoot thanks?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, all right, let's get out of there and move on.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I have a question for you, yes, or maybe I'll
save it for bull chat.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Save it for bull chat.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh, by the way, over the holiday vacation or holiday
weekend or whatever it was. I ran into three wonderful
people that are huge fans of this podcast, git reciding
lines to me the whole nine yards. It was a
dad and his two sons, Marty and Jonah and Ben oh,
and they were the coolest people. I love it. They're
(12:38):
from Florida. Yay, and thank you so much for listening,
guys T shirts on the way.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
It's so strange for me to still walk into people
and have them be like, oh my god, bull chat
makes me so happy. You don't understand, Like, I don't know.
I feel like we just eat cereal and we don't really.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
See I get it. I mean we're just too dope
talking to each other. People like it. What evs? I
love it? Did I just say what evs? You did say?
What a sus.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Do you even know where that comes from? Yeah, it's
probably TikTok it's not but cool.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well, I mean, it's just short for suspect. Have you
ever heard of the Game among Us? No? Okay, but
my kids don't play that. They probably do, okay, but
sus is just short for suspect. It is.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
But in the Game among Us, it's going to take
me two seconds to explain this. It's almost like, uh,
this little these little characters like kill each other, but
you have to figure out who the person is and
you vote out someone who kills them.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh that's what you say, they're sus So my kids are
playing killing games.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well, I mean it's almost like yeah, yeah, okay, yeah
they are.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay. So let's move on to our friend Michael from Virginia.
He's another great listener Chesterfield, Virginia. Cool. I used to
sell Chesterfield cigarettes in the store that I worked in.
They had no filters in Iowa. No, it wasn't. It
was on Long Island, Andrew.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I was on Long Island and I didn't visit you,
and I apologize.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, thanks for stopping by. You literally passed my exit.
I'm thirty seconds off the Eye. I knew I was.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
On, like I knew it because honestly, it feels like
it takes sixteen hours to I would rather wait through
airport security than go to along.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
That's why nobody wants to go to Long Eye. It's
just especially on a summer Friday or weekend. Forget about it.
It took me three hours anyway, Michael, thank you so
much for sending us. The Arrowhead Mills organic maple buckwheat flakes.
We've never had these before. Sorry, what it's Arrowhead Mills
organic maple buckhete Wait for this maple. Yes, we've had
some Arrowhead Mill stuff. Most of their things coming bags,
(14:30):
the kammute and the wheat puffs and the corn puffs.
Commute they come in about My mom loves commute. It's
very hard to find. They're still having problems getting their
cereal out supply chain issues. Everyone blames COVID supply chain. Yeah,
what I mean there was still wheak growing in the farm.
Are you paying attention? Andrew? I am where's the new Andrew?
(14:51):
Who keeps his phone? My phone? Rang? I just put
it down. Oh wow, aren't you such a martyr? No,
I'm not, I'm not. I mean it was, you know,
someone from the promotion's department.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I don't know what they want, but that could have
been Jesse with a milk sponsorship.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
She's from the sales department. Andrew could not have been hurt.
I never know marketing. Sat flakes look very dull. But
does it smell like No, it smells like buckwheat, buckwheat, buckwheat.
It's just an it's it's I mean, it's wheat. It's
a type of wheat.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
No way, really, wow, I would it never put that together.
See these little things up top that look like corn.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, those are little pieces of buckwheat, buckwheat.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yes, buckwheat, buck wheat, buck wheat.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
There you go. Oh, thank you. You know, I'm not
a huge fan of maple flavored things, but you know, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
This smells delicious though. Actually, yeah, I'm a fan of
the smell.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And they want you to put blackberries in it. That's
their serving suggestion.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Is that their mascot. I don't really, Yes, I don't really.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I don't like berries like that in cereal because it
has the hard things in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
here we go. Hmmm, kind of sweet. It's not that maple.
It tastes more like honey to me. Yeah, I love this.
This is pretty decent. This catch four bowls in a
spoon for me. Really, Yeah, there's delicious. I want to
(16:12):
take this box on, No you can't. I got to
bring it to my mom. Why. She's having a hard
time finding the Arrowhead Mills things and she loves that brand.
So you can have the next one. He sent us
two boxes. He sent us another one. We'll do that
one next week. Okay, all right, cool, Well but wait
a minute. If you find another box and you send
it to me, all of a sudden, it tastes like dirt. No,
it doesn't. It tastes a ground. Yeah, it tastes dirt.
(16:35):
It kind of tastes like when I just ate a
string bean out of my vegetable garden the other day
but didn't wash it, and there was dirt on it.
That's what it tastes like. Oh, sorry to hear that.
All right? Did I rate it? No? Well, I was
gonna give it more, but now I'm giving it two
bowls in a spoon because there's a there's an essence
of earthy dirt on it. At the harsh barley, man
mar same barley. That is delicious.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I loved the cereals and a spoon so good.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
We're not much sugar's in hereanic butt wheat grits. Did
you say butt wheat? I did organic buck wheat grits,
organic brown rice flour, organic cane sugar, organic maple syrup,
organic buck wheat flour, organic honey sea salt. And that's it.
Vita Mini Hometown Food Company, Chicago, Illinois. All right, good stuff, Andrew.
(17:21):
I liked it. This was a good week. Yes, yeah, yes,
are you going on vacation soon? Now? You told me
that we need to like bang out a bunch of
these cause you're going away. Oh yeah, this Gandhi road
trip that's happening. Oh when is that next week? Okay,
so then we should do a few more. Yeah, we should,
all right, or you could just do it from the
road and we'll see how that works. That would be fine.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, Diamond and Gandhi would be with me, our executive producer, Diamond.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm so sorry. That would be just such a nightmare.
I don't know that I could. I mean, let's try it.
That would be lots of fun.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Also, I think next month, I mean, if people the
things keep staying on track, maybe we could have guests
on again.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, let's try it, Andrew. Thanks Scott, I'm game. I
love that.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yes, this positive attitude is really like putting me in
a good move.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
See this leaf turned it over. So thanks for listening
to Serial Killers. We do appreciate you, just like I
appreciate you, Andrew, and I appreciate you. Scott. Good Please
follow us on all social platforms serial Killers PC and
check out the website which might be updated by now
serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yes, look for an announcement if it hasn't been made already.
But serial KILLERSPC dot com is going to be all
new Scott Other Scott is going to look amazing. There's
going to be a shop tab where maybe you could
buy some merch. So wink to that cool yay.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Well like the jingle at the beginning. Oh by the way, Michael, Yeah,
who sent us that arrowhead mal cereal? He sent us
a nice letter. You guys are awesome. More jingles, more shows,
more banter, more chips. So what a what a perfect day,
because we just what a perfect note. It's almost like
you planned it. I didn't. I really actually didn't. I
swear I didn't. You did this off the cuff. It
(19:04):
was just an unbelievable coincidence. Wow. Yeah, so he says,
more chips, keep up the great work. Hope you all
don't spit out this healthy cereal. We didn't, Michael, We
kind of liked it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Also, we got another review where the person she said,
don't underestimate the the older gen Z gen Z females.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, and that was really nice to read. Yeah, I
don't underestimates, No, I overestimate them. I love it. So
all right, thank you for listening, hip and cool. We'll
see you on Wednesday with an all new episode of
bull Chat. It's one of my favorite things to do.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And then we'll see you again next Monday for a
brand new Serial Killers with another brand new one you
know I have. So here's the problem. I've got so
many brand new cereals in my sack that I almost
want to do an entire brand new episode, but I
also don't because then I feel like I'm wasting something.
You're wasting it.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, it's almost like when you made me stretch out
my jap and cereals for six episodes.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
That's true. So this way we can go like another
two months with all the new cereals. We love it cool.
Thanks for listening, We love you, and until we see
you next time, say crunch, Andrew, crunch, crunch.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I feel like we can't do it at the same time.
One more time, okay, one, two, three?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Crunch? Yeah, I got all right like that alright. Oh,
by the way, do you know in my closet I
found a shirt with paunch on it, seven Mary four chips,
you know, and no joke. On the very bottom the
name of the company that put the shirt out, serial
killer swear. I'm gonna wear it next time. That's strange.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I mean it is with an as but still doesn't wait,
isn't our cereal? Oh oh oh, I gotta go, yeah,
gotta go.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
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