December 22, 2025 • 16 mins
Today we will try the re-release of Banana Caramel Cheerios. Will this limited run score the same as last time? Then we will go ham on some Piggly Wiggly Rainbow Circles, and quite the disappointment from Brad.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is what it is. You look great, It's not
what I look like. It's that I have to sit
so far back and the table is over here because
they have never fixed this mic.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, I asked Jeff. But I know he.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Because when they installed this, they installed it wrong. Oh
it's supposed to look like that, but they put an
extra thing up there that they shouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Do you also remember when we were supposed to have
a third mic in here so we could have guests
and things.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, we really need to get out of this studio.
I hate the studio. Honestly. I think ninety nine percent
of why it's such a struggle for us to record
sometimes is because this room is so not conducive to
recording anything.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I think ninety nine Red Balloons go by ninety nine
sent laf balloon very good. Andrew, Hey, you know what
last week we can use this. You've been very very
very very night. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So what'd you get from the Serial Killers podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Christmas just days away? Andrew? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, what's on your list.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Of my Christmas list?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, my Honcle list and my Christmas list were big
this year.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh they were.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And I got lots of things that I wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Lots of surprises, and it's just been overall a wonderful
holiday season.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I love to hear that. Yeah, how magical for you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes, but I'm working Christmas morning. I'm so excited. Casheesh
cautching Cashishkutching Yeah, okay, right, sounds like the name of
like a sultant anyway, listening catching Look. So obviously we're
recording some stuff before the show goes on vacation, so
we're not ending the year very strong. And I apologize.
(01:29):
There's one cereal that I really want that it's this
new SpongeBob cereal that has been seen in the wild
at just a few walmarts, but we didn't get it. No,
I've been looking and looking and looking, and I just
haven't found it. It's okay, So what we're gonna do today,
Andrew is it's technically new. It's technically not.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, okay, title of the episode.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh, it's a re release, Andrew. We had it back
in twenty twenty one, and it's back on store shelves
now for a limited run. Great, it's from General Mills, Okay.
It is cheerios okay, and it's banana Carmel. Oh do
you remember it?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Nope, I'm not even gonna pretend.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Really, no, you don't remember. September of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You went back to at zero KILLERSPC dot com and
you went and you saw it when we did the
episode and.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
We were even with our buddy Brimstone, he was in
that episode.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, these feel the box. Look at the box. They're different.
They're using different cardboard.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Now. I like it when it almost looks like a
stock box, like what they would have in like a movie.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's firmer, yeah, or is it more firm?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I think it's firmer.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Firmer, firmer firmer. Uh So these are banana caramel cheerios.
I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm probably not gonna
like him. It's because I don't like banana flavored things.
I love me a big old banana, but not banana flavored.
And you come on, man, they're going everywhere where. They're
all over the floor, all over the county.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh really, says the person. All right, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Stop stop, you've wasted so much.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's you, and then you don't clean it up. And
then we run over them. Trust me, they say, my
first radio.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
If you pal well, guess what. I'm pouring some back
because as it, oh my god, as it is, I
have to rash in the milk because I don't know
if I have enough. Just as bad as you. But
you you did that? Yeah it? Do you know what
the first ingredient is, Andrew? Bananas, whole grain oats.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, some say that's the banana of grains.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I just want a.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Banana to be in pulved all right, So we're gonna
use some banana puret it's gotta be. We're using some
skim plus lactose free milk today, Andrew, because I wasn't
sure if you were going to make and I thought
I might have to do with Danielle. So I got
the poop free.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Milk, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sure? Huh what?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
There's no banana in this?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
There must be no, There has to be. How could
there not be?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
There's not whole grain oats, sugar, brown sugar syrup, cornstarch, salt,
canola and or sunflower oil. Try potassium phosphate color, caramel color,
a nattog extract natural flavor, vitamin e.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's it natural flavor.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, so not banana, just natural flavor.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Wearing a banana costume to the mall or swapping your
orange juice with a glass of caramel sauce, oh fun.
Oh god, I don't like the banana. I just don't
like the banana taste. We haven't had too many banana
cereals over the years, Andrew, you remember the very first
(04:33):
banana cereal we had the proces of Flakes Bana cream.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, I mean, look, it tastes like honey nut cheerios,
but with a banana HEGs with some banana hint.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, but artificial banana always tastes like candy, like a
weird candy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But it says natural flavor, so it's not artificial. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It doesn't taste great. I'm gonna give this one two
bowls and a spoon. I like that it washes off quickly.
There's not much of a banana taste to it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
See. I taste the banana and I don't love it.
So I'm god. I'm so sorry, General Mills. I love
you guys. With bowl and a spoon for me, just
because I don't like this is a personal preference. I
don't like banana flavored things. I love me a big
old banana, Like I said, I'll even do two bananas
at once, but I don't preference. Yeah, I just don't
like banana fla I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, this gets two bowls and a spoon for me.
I think it washes off fast enough that then you
just have basically a cheerio, which then at that point,
why I'm not just eating cheerio.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
But it's a honeynut cheerio, I think, and that's the caramelin.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Limit an edition. Get it while you can found it
at Walmart, just FYI, or don't to you? Yeah, whatever
you want. That's so dumb, but everything all right now.
The next two cereals are listener supplied. Thank you. That
one I bought Andrew.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh oh, it's Porky.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's I don't that's Piggy Wiggly always playing soccer. Yeah,
it's from our friends. Uh oh oh, Melissa, that's a
pick wiggly friend. OKAYI wiggly, So that's him. That's rap soccer.
That's rainbow circles. That's going to be your fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Which has everything to do with a pick playing soccer.
So this is a really great tie into the what
is the Soccer Association FIFA? Yeah, the World Cups here
coming soon, right, Yeah, that's that's why they did this.
This is the official World No Wily rainbow circles is
the official World Cup Cereal. But you heard it here first.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He's still wearing his chef hatter.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
He always has to be ready to go to business.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're going to tear it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
My god, you make it seem so dramatic for no reason.
So this is just your standard fruit loops. It's got
the same exact colors, which may be banned in a
couple of states. Now that it's it's a it's a god.
It's most like glue.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Can I please pour the one?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Can I pull it? I just don't want things going
all over the place.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Is I spill all the time? I don't think it
really looks like fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It looks exactly like fruit loop.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It doesn't smell like fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm saying it smells like glue.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It smells all right, Sean Paul, like glue, I mean love.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I don't even know if that's the words. To be honest,
I never understood what Schrompaul was really saying, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
A big piggly Wiggly fan. Okay, you want to take
a road trip to the piggly Wigglies.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Where is the closest one.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
In the Midwest somewhere?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, So we're just gonna drive until we find one.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, you know, I need another spoon because just like
at a deli when they use their gloves to cut
onions and go to my sandwich, there's banana on there.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So I'm out which one was mine?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Now you've confused the man. Here's a new spooning. Yeah.
The colors get a little bit more vibrant when the
milk is added.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Which may mean it has uranium in it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yick, How do you going with my eyebrow? I really
just like you right now, I spit milk all over
the place. So he said, my fault because you said
something just as I was eating.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh I'm sorry, I can't be funny now, but it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Went in my eyebrowur my fault. It's everywhere you did that,
God bless.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, now it's gonna smell bad in here.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, you know what happened with the half and half
with Jeff last week? Right? I flung a cup of
half and half went everywhere. When the keyboard all over
the place, I go, mouse, keyboard still works. I dumped
it over, and half and half was pouring out of
the keys. They don't taste bad, no, but they don't
taste like fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, I don't know what they really taste like. It's
an interesting place.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Milk all over the place. This is lactose free.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, I'm gonna give this three bowls in a spoom.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Look, it's not as fruity, no, so, I mean maybe
it's not as artificial. See it says naturally flavored.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Let me tell you something this. I know it's not,
but it almost tastes like those cereals that had the
cold stick to them, where it feels like it gets
weirdly cold. I don't know if it's the milk doing
that right now, but they taste like a little chili
as you bite them.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, I'm giving it four bowls. I like it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, three bowls in a spoon for me. I think
it's good.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I dig the naturally flavored essence of it.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't know how when they're so vibrant and colorful.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It doesn't say naturally colored. It is naturally flavored.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh okay, that's good.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, I'm sure there's a red number everything.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Exactly, probably, but at least it doesn't it's cholesterol free.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I'm gonna go rinse my pants. No game, and
we'll be back right after this. It's the right thing
to do. And where we're back, I would for the
next episode. Can we do the sounder thing again?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You know how to do it. You know how to
do it, so you know how to do that right.
This is like when I had to teach my parents
how to use the DVD player. I walked you through it.
You know how to do this. Stop relying on me,
because I'm sitting here and can do it for you.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I was at my parents yesterday for an hour and
forty five minutes trying to help my dad figure some
thing out on his phone. Like he's like, why would
they change this? You know, because he gets an update
every once in a while. It's like, who did it?
I'm like it, mister Apple, it just happens. He was
so angry that it was it's not the same screen anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I remember I had to help your dad with his
uh snograph birthday on the zoom.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, during COVID, like I'm plugging it in. Oh my god,
it's not turning on. Well just imagine him five years
older and so much worse. Okay, so let's get the
piglies out.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He must be patient with them because you know what.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Okay, you're right, And my girlfriend says it all the time,
but she sees me get frustrated with them. She's like, listen,
they're not going to be here forever, and when they're not,
you're going to be upset. Yes that you acted like this,
and I totally agree, but it is so frustrating. Yeah, well,
just like my kids are with me. You don't get it, dad, Like,
I totally understand.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That. Was like when Minna got her Alexa and she
would tell it to play opera, but she would say
it in Italian, and so the Alexa was like, I
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Can't they change the language.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I don't think they ever did for her because the
few times that you ever actually wanted to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All right, Well, let's move on. Andrew, So our pal
Matt Matt Nelson, he's our good buddy. He sent us
a whole box of stuff. He's on pause right now
because he knows that we're overloaded. So right now he's collecting, okay,
and I would assume a new shipment will come in
the new year. So this is our pal Brad's Organic. Okay,
we've had some Brads before, I have. I'm excited for this.
This is organic granola. It's island pistachio. Island, aren't you
(11:25):
like transported island pistachio.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So it looks like, God, our pistachio's from like a
different part of the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But look at the picture on the front Andrew, what's there?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
A child? And oh a banana?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh god, that cracked me up.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And coconut.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'm fine with pistachio, love all that.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I think in a granola. This works.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We'll see. Oh oh oh.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's opened.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh god, that is the worst opening you've ever done,
wor st opening. Oh my god, look at that. Cooper
and Nashley can't even eat this anymore. He was actually
gonna put it on her yoga.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You tore it down to the seal.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, can I please have that? How nice that is? No,
it's so much more convenient.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's not because now you can't open it. You can
there's nothing to pull. That's when you do this.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You are finding new ways to complain about something every day.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
There's banana chunks in it, Andrew not fun.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Think positive.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
So I see bananas and granola and big old coconut flakes,
big old.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, big old, big old coconut.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
We're using our skin plus Yay. It is fat free,
which is weird. But it's a little creamier because you
know that's the plus. And it's still dripping all over me.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yum.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I gotta change these pants before I can have.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
They're banana chips, that's what I said. Remember he said chunks.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Okay, I'm gonna roll it back. I'm pretty sure I
said chip.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
No, you said chunks.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, the good thing is a banana are not that potent,
and they're actually real bananas, which are good. M h.
It's okay. It doesn't transport me to the islands. I
don't taste any pistachio. What's the matter.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
How does it have this much stuff in it but
no flavor?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's wild. There's nothing in this.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's just basically granola.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
The pistachio doesn't come through, doesn't come through. Banana chip
doesn't come through.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I did taste the banana.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I did, and I had both banana chips in mine.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I mean, I don't want to say it's bland.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's very bland.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's sweet granola.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's not even that sweet though, Like it's does the
island that this granola comes from, like have nothing to
sweeten it up with?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I guess not.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's it's not great, I gotta tell you. And I
think we liked Brad's in the past.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well, Brad's great, and that kid's like one hundred now
the Gerber Baby.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, I just think that it could have used a
little bit more something.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Look, it's not horrendous. Even with the banana chip that
I three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'm gonna give it two bowls. It really lacks any
flavor for me. And with the amount of granolas that
we've had, you can get better granolas.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So great, Well, nice try, Brad.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Nice try. I think, if anything, maybe make the banana
a little more sweet, make the coconut a little more potent,
do something.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
All right, do better.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, that's a mean thing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh I didn't mean it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh, okay, I know you didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Sorry, this wasn't
very Christmas y, but you know, there's just nothing doing that.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
We brought the Christmas cheer ourselves.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Right, and we did. You know, we did some of
the holiday stuff weeks ago, leating up ho ho ho.
So now if you go to stores now, you got
your Christmas crunch, your Captain crunches there. We didn't do
it this year because we had done it previously. Your
Winterfest pebbles are there.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
We did those.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You got the red and green rice crispy they're instant.
You can make the rice crispy trees with those. Yeah, great,
and that's pretty much it. Yeah, I mean the sugar
cookie toast crunch, the apple pie toast crunch, you know,
and the hot chocolate cinnamon toast crunch, all on shelves. Absolutely.
You could not have named one of those.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
The Winterfest okay, yeah with bam bam.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Also the sugar cookie honey bunches of os. Those are
all the holidays cereals that are around the best. Listen, man,
I've kind of had it with you. Well, thank you
for listening to record two more episodes together The serial Killers.
Please follow us on Instagram at serial Killers PC. Check
out serial KILLERSPC dot com. Thank you so much Newman
for a wonderful year.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Hope you and your families have a wonderful holiday season,
even though we'll see you on Monday with an all
new Serial Killers because we never take a break because
Scotty wants to keep on pushing.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
But why do we have to take a break. If
we could just pre record episodes, no break necessary. I
understand if we're away and we can you know it's live,
but it's not. I mean, I want to give them
what they want. Okay, until we see you next Monday,
little after Christmas, say crunch, and.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I will never stop recording this pot game.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, even though I'm not making a penny. Not a penny,
not a penny.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's quarterly now that's the bad part.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh really yeah it's been a quarter.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
No. Yeah, do you know what quarters are?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah? They're four things.
It is what it is. You look great, It's not
what I look like. It's that I have to sit
so far back and the table is over here because
they have never fixed this mic.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, I asked Jeff. But I know he.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Because when they installed this, they installed it wrong. Oh
it's supposed to look like that, but they put an
extra thing up there that they shouldn't have.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Do you also remember when we were supposed to have
a third mic in here so we could have guests
and things.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, we really need to get out of this studio.
I hate the studio. Honestly. I think ninety nine percent
of why it's such a struggle for us to record
sometimes is because this room is so not conducive to
recording anything.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I think ninety nine Red Balloons go by ninety nine
sent laf balloon very good. Andrew, Hey, you know what
last week we can use this. You've been very very
very very night. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So what'd you get from the Serial Killers podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Christmas just days away? Andrew? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, what's on your list.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Of my Christmas list?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, my Honcle list and my Christmas list were big
this year.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh they were.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And I got lots of things that I wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Lots of surprises, and it's just been overall a wonderful
holiday season.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I love to hear that. Yeah, how magical for you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yes, but I'm working Christmas morning. I'm so excited. Casheesh
cautching Cashishkutching Yeah, okay, right, sounds like the name of
like a sultant anyway, listening catching Look. So obviously we're
recording some stuff before the show goes on vacation, so
we're not ending the year very strong. And I apologize.
(01:29):
There's one cereal that I really want that it's this
new SpongeBob cereal that has been seen in the wild
at just a few walmarts, but we didn't get it. No,
I've been looking and looking and looking, and I just
haven't found it. It's okay, So what we're gonna do today,
Andrew is it's technically new. It's technically not.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, okay, title of the episode.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh, it's a re release, Andrew. We had it back
in twenty twenty one, and it's back on store shelves
now for a limited run. Great, it's from General Mills, Okay.
It is cheerios okay, and it's banana Carmel. Oh do
you remember it?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Nope, I'm not even gonna pretend.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Really, no, you don't remember. September of twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You went back to at zero KILLERSPC dot com and
you went and you saw it when we did the
episode and.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
We were even with our buddy Brimstone, he was in
that episode.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, these feel the box. Look at the box. They're different.
They're using different cardboard.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Now. I like it when it almost looks like a
stock box, like what they would have in like a movie.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It's firmer, yeah, or is it more firm?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I think it's firmer.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Firmer, firmer firmer. Uh So these are banana caramel cheerios.
I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm probably not gonna
like him. It's because I don't like banana flavored things.
I love me a big old banana, but not banana flavored.
And you come on, man, they're going everywhere where. They're
all over the floor, all over the county.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh really, says the person. All right, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Stop stop, you've wasted so much.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's you, and then you don't clean it up. And
then we run over them. Trust me, they say, my
first radio.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
If you pal well, guess what. I'm pouring some back
because as it, oh my god, as it is, I
have to rash in the milk because I don't know
if I have enough. Just as bad as you. But
you you did that? Yeah it? Do you know what
the first ingredient is, Andrew? Bananas, whole grain oats.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, some say that's the banana of grains.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I just want a.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Banana to be in pulved all right, So we're gonna
use some banana puret it's gotta be. We're using some
skim plus lactose free milk today, Andrew, because I wasn't
sure if you were going to make and I thought
I might have to do with Danielle. So I got
the poop free.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Milk, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sure? Huh what?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
There's no banana in this?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
There must be no, There has to be. How could
there not be?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
There's not whole grain oats, sugar, brown sugar syrup, cornstarch, salt,
canola and or sunflower oil. Try potassium phosphate color, caramel color,
a nattog extract natural flavor, vitamin e.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's it natural flavor.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, so not banana, just natural flavor.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Wearing a banana costume to the mall or swapping your
orange juice with a glass of caramel sauce, oh fun.
Oh god, I don't like the banana. I just don't
like the banana taste. We haven't had too many banana
cereals over the years, Andrew, you remember the very first
(04:33):
banana cereal we had the proces of Flakes Bana cream.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, I mean, look, it tastes like honey nut cheerios,
but with a banana HEGs with some banana hint.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, but artificial banana always tastes like candy, like a
weird candy.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But it says natural flavor, so it's not artificial. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It doesn't taste great. I'm gonna give this one two
bowls and a spoon. I like that it washes off quickly.
There's not much of a banana taste to it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
See. I taste the banana and I don't love it.
So I'm god. I'm so sorry, General Mills. I love
you guys. With bowl and a spoon for me, just
because I don't like this is a personal preference. I
don't like banana flavored things. I love me a big
old banana, Like I said, I'll even do two bananas
at once, but I don't preference. Yeah, I just don't
like banana fla I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, this gets two bowls and a spoon for me.
I think it washes off fast enough that then you
just have basically a cheerio, which then at that point,
why I'm not just eating cheerio.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
But it's a honeynut cheerio, I think, and that's the caramelin.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Limit an edition. Get it while you can found it
at Walmart, just FYI, or don't to you? Yeah, whatever
you want. That's so dumb, but everything all right now.
The next two cereals are listener supplied. Thank you. That
one I bought Andrew.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Oh oh, it's Porky.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's I don't that's Piggy Wiggly always playing soccer. Yeah,
it's from our friends. Uh oh oh, Melissa, that's a
pick wiggly friend. OKAYI wiggly, So that's him. That's rap soccer.
That's rainbow circles. That's going to be your fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Which has everything to do with a pick playing soccer.
So this is a really great tie into the what
is the Soccer Association FIFA? Yeah, the World Cups here
coming soon, right, Yeah, that's that's why they did this.
This is the official World No Wily rainbow circles is
the official World Cup Cereal. But you heard it here first.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He's still wearing his chef hatter.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
He always has to be ready to go to business.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're going to tear it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
My god, you make it seem so dramatic for no reason.
So this is just your standard fruit loops. It's got
the same exact colors, which may be banned in a
couple of states. Now that it's it's a it's a god.
It's most like glue.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Can I please pour the one?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Can I pull it? I just don't want things going
all over the place.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Is I spill all the time? I don't think it
really looks like fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It looks exactly like fruit loop.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It doesn't smell like fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm saying it smells like glue.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
It smells all right, Sean Paul, like glue, I mean love.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I don't even know if that's the words. To be honest,
I never understood what Schrompaul was really saying, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
A big piggly Wiggly fan. Okay, you want to take
a road trip to the piggly Wigglies.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Where is the closest one.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
In the Midwest somewhere?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Okay, So we're just gonna drive until we find one.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, you know, I need another spoon because just like
at a deli when they use their gloves to cut
onions and go to my sandwich, there's banana on there.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So I'm out which one was mine?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Now you've confused the man. Here's a new spooning. Yeah.
The colors get a little bit more vibrant when the
milk is added.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Which may mean it has uranium in it.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yick, How do you going with my eyebrow? I really
just like you right now, I spit milk all over
the place. So he said, my fault because you said
something just as I was eating.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh I'm sorry, I can't be funny now, but it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Went in my eyebrowur my fault. It's everywhere you did that,
God bless.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh, now it's gonna smell bad in here.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Well, you know what happened with the half and half
with Jeff last week? Right? I flung a cup of
half and half went everywhere. When the keyboard all over
the place, I go, mouse, keyboard still works. I dumped
it over, and half and half was pouring out of
the keys. They don't taste bad, no, but they don't
taste like fruit loops.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
No, I don't know what they really taste like. It's
an interesting place.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Milk all over the place. This is lactose free.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, I'm gonna give this three bowls in a spoom.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Look, it's not as fruity, no, so, I mean maybe
it's not as artificial. See it says naturally flavored.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Let me tell you something this. I know it's not,
but it almost tastes like those cereals that had the
cold stick to them, where it feels like it gets
weirdly cold. I don't know if it's the milk doing
that right now, but they taste like a little chili
as you bite them.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, I'm giving it four bowls. I like it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, three bowls in a spoon for me. I think
it's good.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I dig the naturally flavored essence of it.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't know how when they're so vibrant and colorful.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
It doesn't say naturally colored. It is naturally flavored.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh okay, that's good.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, I'm sure there's a red number everything.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Exactly, probably, but at least it doesn't it's cholesterol free.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I'm gonna go rinse my pants. No game, and
we'll be back right after this. It's the right thing
to do. And where we're back, I would for the
next episode. Can we do the sounder thing again?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You know how to do it. You know how to
do it, so you know how to do that right.
This is like when I had to teach my parents
how to use the DVD player. I walked you through it.
You know how to do this. Stop relying on me,
because I'm sitting here and can do it for you.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I was at my parents yesterday for an hour and
forty five minutes trying to help my dad figure some
thing out on his phone. Like he's like, why would
they change this? You know, because he gets an update
every once in a while. It's like, who did it?
I'm like it, mister Apple, it just happens. He was
so angry that it was it's not the same screen anymore.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I remember I had to help your dad with his
uh snograph birthday on the zoom.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, during COVID, like I'm plugging it in. Oh my god,
it's not turning on. Well just imagine him five years
older and so much worse. Okay, so let's get the
piglies out.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
He must be patient with them because you know what.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Okay, you're right, And my girlfriend says it all the time,
but she sees me get frustrated with them. She's like, listen,
they're not going to be here forever, and when they're not,
you're going to be upset. Yes that you acted like this,
and I totally agree, but it is so frustrating. Yeah, well,
just like my kids are with me. You don't get it, dad, Like,
I totally understand.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That. Was like when Minna got her Alexa and she
would tell it to play opera, but she would say
it in Italian, and so the Alexa was like, I
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Can't they change the language.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I don't think they ever did for her because the
few times that you ever actually wanted to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
All right, Well, let's move on. Andrew, So our pal
Matt Matt Nelson, he's our good buddy. He sent us
a whole box of stuff. He's on pause right now
because he knows that we're overloaded. So right now he's collecting, okay,
and I would assume a new shipment will come in
the new year. So this is our pal Brad's Organic. Okay,
we've had some Brads before, I have. I'm excited for this.
This is organic granola. It's island pistachio. Island, aren't you
(11:25):
like transported island pistachio.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So it looks like, God, our pistachio's from like a
different part of the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
But look at the picture on the front Andrew, what's there?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
A child? And oh a banana?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh god, that cracked me up.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
And coconut.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'm fine with pistachio, love all that.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I think in a granola. This works.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We'll see. Oh oh oh.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's opened.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Oh god, that is the worst opening you've ever done,
wor st opening. Oh my god, look at that. Cooper
and Nashley can't even eat this anymore. He was actually
gonna put it on her yoga.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You tore it down to the seal.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, can I please have that? How nice that is? No,
it's so much more convenient.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's not because now you can't open it. You can
there's nothing to pull. That's when you do this.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You are finding new ways to complain about something every day.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
There's banana chunks in it, Andrew not fun.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Think positive.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
So I see bananas and granola and big old coconut flakes,
big old.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, big old, big old coconut.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
We're using our skin plus Yay. It is fat free,
which is weird. But it's a little creamier because you
know that's the plus. And it's still dripping all over me.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yum.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I gotta change these pants before I can have.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
They're banana chips, that's what I said. Remember he said chunks.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Okay, I'm gonna roll it back. I'm pretty sure I
said chip.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
No, you said chunks.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, the good thing is a banana are not that potent,
and they're actually real bananas, which are good. M h.
It's okay. It doesn't transport me to the islands. I
don't taste any pistachio. What's the matter.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
How does it have this much stuff in it but
no flavor?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's wild. There's nothing in this.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's just basically granola.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
The pistachio doesn't come through, doesn't come through. Banana chip
doesn't come through.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I did taste the banana.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I did, and I had both banana chips in mine.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I mean, I don't want to say it's bland.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's very bland.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's sweet granola.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's not even that sweet though, Like it's does the
island that this granola comes from, like have nothing to
sweeten it up with?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I guess not.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's it's not great, I gotta tell you. And I
think we liked Brad's in the past.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well, Brad's great, and that kid's like one hundred now
the Gerber Baby.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, I just think that it could have used a
little bit more something.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Look, it's not horrendous. Even with the banana chip that
I three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'm gonna give it two bowls. It really lacks any
flavor for me. And with the amount of granolas that
we've had, you can get better granolas.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
So great, Well, nice try, Brad.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Nice try. I think, if anything, maybe make the banana
a little more sweet, make the coconut a little more potent,
do something.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
All right, do better.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
No, that's a mean thing to say.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Oh I didn't mean it.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh, okay, I know you didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Sorry, this wasn't
very Christmas y, but you know, there's just nothing doing that.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
We brought the Christmas cheer ourselves.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Right, and we did. You know, we did some of
the holiday stuff weeks ago, leating up ho ho ho.
So now if you go to stores now, you got
your Christmas crunch, your Captain crunches there. We didn't do
it this year because we had done it previously. Your
Winterfest pebbles are there.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
We did those.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You got the red and green rice crispy they're instant.
You can make the rice crispy trees with those. Yeah, great,
and that's pretty much it. Yeah, I mean the sugar
cookie toast crunch, the apple pie toast crunch, you know,
and the hot chocolate cinnamon toast crunch, all on shelves. Absolutely.
You could not have named one of those.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
The Winterfest okay, yeah with bam bam.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Also the sugar cookie honey bunches of os. Those are
all the holidays cereals that are around the best. Listen, man,
I've kind of had it with you. Well, thank you
for listening to record two more episodes together The serial Killers.
Please follow us on Instagram at serial Killers PC. Check
out serial KILLERSPC dot com. Thank you so much Newman
for a wonderful year.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Hope you and your families have a wonderful holiday season,
even though we'll see you on Monday with an all
new Serial Killers because we never take a break because
Scotty wants to keep on pushing.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
But why do we have to take a break. If
we could just pre record episodes, no break necessary. I
understand if we're away and we can you know it's live,
but it's not. I mean, I want to give them
what they want. Okay, until we see you next Monday,
little after Christmas, say crunch, and.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I will never stop recording this pot game.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, even though I'm not making a penny. Not a penny,
not a penny.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's quarterly now that's the bad part.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh really yeah it's been a quarter.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
No. Yeah, do you know what quarters are?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah? They're four things.
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