December 9, 2019 • 25 mins
So excited that Danielle joins us for the Christmas episode! Sadly, most of these cereals are pretty awful. We’ll take a look at the new Elf On The Shelf Cereal, along with Holiday Rice Krispies and Gingerbread Life. Does Andy like it? We’ll see! Then our savior comes along…French Toast Crunch! Thanks General Mills!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
We're about to do an episode serial Killers? Suddy?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What we're doing it?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This this episode Christmas. No, I'm saying, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
This is episode sixty four. We start, Yeah, we started.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It smells like pea in here.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh, it smells like pee because we had mathel. Wait,
this thing is so loud. I don't think anybody can
hear us. I don't know how to shut it off.
Oh oh I shut it off. Okay, wait, so we
have to start. This is our Christmas episode?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So do we need to sing?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We did that? All righty, let's just play this.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Serial were.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Guess when you Hannah jam cereal.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Milk is.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay? Now, only Danielle and I can appreciate that, because
Andrew's like, what was that sound? I never even heard
of that New body news with that ease.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Again, and when you start off a podcast like that,
it sets us off on a really bad tone.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Thank you for letting me be a guest on this
special edition.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh my god, to have you at the Christmas episode.
I was so excited.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Really, yes, oh you.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Guys are so nice.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes, I'm saying, it's a holiday episode or were going
fall in on Christmas?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I think Christmas because.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You're Jewish, so we doesn't want to start.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
They're pretty they're pretty close this year they coincide, I
believe this year.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So oh I saw it already.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Elf on the Shelf cereal? But I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But it's not there. It's not there anymore because it
is like.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
The Help on the Shelf?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It disappeared.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What you're doing about there? Oh my god, I got him.
I got Psycho who this guy sure moves around. He's
always supposed to move around at middle of the night
when it's dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him. All right? So, hey,
Elf on the Shelf cereal from Calloggs. It's brand new.
It's the official cereal of the North Pole. Did you
(02:19):
know that?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yes, it's sugar cookie flavored cereal with marshmallows. Okay, so
right off the bat, I'm like, my head is going
to explode because I know it's gonna be five balls.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Are the marshmallows because it's from the North Pole made
of whale blubber? What you know? Because it's North Pole approved,
aren't there Polar Bear there?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
No, I don't want to kill the polar bear. I'm
saying the whale problem.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You want to kill whales. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I learned in your last episode that you save five
bowls for marshmallows and chocolate, So this can't be five balls.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's possible because sugar, cookies and marshmallows. So we'll see,
you know, you never know.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He makes up his rules as he goes.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So it's the elusive Elf on the Shelf. And originally,
when I had heard about the cereal a few months ago,
it was supposed to only be released in Canada, and
I was very nervous that I was going to have
to drive north of the border to get a box
of this cereal because I noticed on the box there
it's an artificially flavored and there was a U in it,
so I knew that it was some foreign crap because
baseball flavored with a U.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And then I actually reached out to Elf on the
Shelf himself, what are you doing.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm posing a video of us singing Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're not a millennial. Get off your phone.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So I reached out to Elf on the Shelf himself
on Twitter and he responded to.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Me, which elf did you respond to?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
My name is No, I don't know that at Elf
on the shelf the real I follow that too. Yeah. Yeah.
So I reached out to him and he told me
that the cereal was coming and I asked her for
a preview box and he's like, nope, So I got
it myself.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Can I get it?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I ordered it. Yeah, they have it in Walmart.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
But I feel like Elf on the Shelf is a
recent thing that they're trying to say is classic because
as a child, we never did Elf on the shelf.
Who's saying it's classic, Well, I feel like elf on
the shelf they try to market themselves, is like, oh,
everyone used to do this tradition. Who did this tradition?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Not off on the shelf.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The tradition has been around in my house since my
son was in first grade, and that is thirteen years ago.
So we've been doing it in my house for thirteen years.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh so it's been a thing for a while. Someone's
pulling on my shirt. Is it the Elf?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is it the Elf?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
She is wearing a red coat like the elf.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So in my house, both both the mench on the
bench and Elf on the shelf visit us and they
hang out with each other.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We have a name for your elf.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, you don't know the name of your alf on
the shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I have to ask Cooper. I don't know she would know.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I bet Amy knows. I'll text name, Okay, text her?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
All right, So I'm gonna do the Scottie shape because
there's marshmallows.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Why don't you yell at Daniel for using her phone.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Because she's texting my wife and I'm cool with that.
So they're little star.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Pieces of your elf on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Cooper's actually homesick right now. We should facetimer.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Ops.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
She actually threw up in the nurse's garbage can. So
you are red and green star pieces with marshmallows, and
there's a whole Elf scene on the back, and come
see the magic with the official cereal of the North Pole.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm so excited about this.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Let's check the ingredients corn flour, blend sugar. So there's
a lot of sugar in here.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yang all right, Chris miss, let's bust it open. I
feel like diets just go downhill towards like the end
of November.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
If I told you what I ate this morning. If
my breath is really bad, that's why.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Now let me tell you marshmallows everything else.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The marshmallows that are in here are the new baby
marshmallows that are in the new Rice Krispy Trees formula.
Ew I can tell they're the same marshmallows because it
is Kellogg's.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He can tell, yeah, well, that's why he's our cereal senset.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Really, I am the same, say of Cereal.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I really want I.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Listened back to this podcast. I really am amazed at
how much you know about Cereal. I'm like, how the
heck is so cool?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, it's just something that I've loved my entire life,
and now I get to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
He's made a career out of it that doesn't pay him.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's right, Race as you do. I'm an intern on
my own podcast. I make nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Get Uncle Johnny in on one. He's the oldest intern
on our show man all right.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
He didn't wait, and Uncle Johnny actually asked us for
a job because he needed to make money. He told
us that he would file. We're like Johnny, nobody filed anymore.
I see your butt crack when you bend down for
the cereal sack.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So this is the bowl and basket the new milk
from shop.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Right again, diets go downhill, the pants get a little tiner,
the shirts go on bull and Scotty's butt crack comes out.
You know it's getting towards Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
When Scott, let's see what's in Scottie's book.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You know, I don't like these marshmallows. I'm just gonna
say it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, because because the marshmallows that ruined rice Krispies tree,
So of course you don't like it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
This is stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why are they so small?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, you know what, they look bigger on the box
where the box go.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He moved again, Scott, I'm not kidding. You probably put
it on the floor.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He's gone dun.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You know you started eating already. Sorry, you never named
your help on the shelf. According to your wife.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Ready, one two three Yeah, here we go one two
three mm?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What okay?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It tastes like cake.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Wait, when you initially taste it, it's really good.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And then a second later, then the aftertaste is not good, and.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The consistency of the cereal is not good either, And you.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Can't taste the marshmallows because they're.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Two and there's very few of them. I give this
one bowl, I'm sorry, bowling, a spoon and a spoon.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, it has an aftertaste like cardboard.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Damn it. I want them to like it so much.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh my god, that's so disgusting. The aftertaste is rancid
that Do you.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Remember that song they had called time Bomb in the
mid nineties Ramcid. No, Danielle, you remember it. Don't support him?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Hold on, Let's see what we have here in the
system and see if Andrew knows any of them. Here's
time Bomb, you already here we go.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Read kick it. No, No, there's a reason why people
from black.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Coat, black hair, black hat, Cadillac. No. We did a
Rancid show at Roseland in the city when I first
started here, and we were the top forty station, but
we were playing alternative music, so they were all like
pose and they were lighting all the DJ's jackets on
fire with their lighters. It was, oh my human newman,
they lit his jacket on fire. I swear that was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
The way the milk tastes pretty good from this.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Let me try to make the sugar cooie milk.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I don't. I think I've just decided I don't like
sugar cookies because that's like the taste almost was like
butter cream, and it was too much.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
However, it isn't a candle. The sugar Oh my god,
you're right. The sugar cookie toast crunch was delicious. You
loved it.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yes, yes, it was different. I'm gonna eat candles new
Yankee candle, all.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Right, candle cereal from cant.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Theyll brie for you and your belly. Christmas edition rolls on.
I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack and get
another one.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
This one.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This is a classic cereal. It's been around for I
don't know, one hundred years. But they color them differently
for the holidays. You got us one for fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What it is, and the different holidays, different colors, same taste, sure.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Cinnabon, just kidding.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, it's rice crispy.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, I knew that. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
They're gonna taste the same and rice krispies have no
taste whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
They it's exactly this. But they are red and green
and original color, which what would you call that? Tan? Beige.
I don't know rice what colored? Like, what's this color?
What's the rice? What's the color of rice crispy beige?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, I have a question. So all rice chrispy is supposed.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
To be healthier for you in your mind, yes, but
because I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Maybe for people who don't like to give their kids
cereal with like a lot of.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Sugar, second ingredient sugar. But I don't taste it. I
don't know where it is.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's no taste to it.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I think rice crispies are like a glorified bass for
things like are you gonna make rice crispies like treats? Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I mean here, smell. This smells like cardboard. There's just
really no distinct smell. There's just no distinct smell. They're
rice crispies.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I actually like rice krispies with banana. That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
No, we don't put things in things.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh he doesn't like rice crispy and banana is delicious?
Sorry purist. Ye, my mom used to make that for
me every morning, and when I say make it, she
poured a bowl of cereal and cut a banana.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Although when I was a kid, I used to put made.
I used to put like full bowls of sugar in
my rice crispies.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You put sugar in the rice crispy Oh yeah, spoonfuls.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
A waffle, it's homemade. I put it in the toaster.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
You put what in the toaster?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The homemade waffleys homemade on the box, so you can
call it homemade. Hold on, hold on, hold on. They're
crackling and popping and snapping.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
No, it would be great if the whole microphone is
in there.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Don't give me that one.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, I'll have that one. Here you go.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Do you know how much like grossness is on that
mic I didn't let it go in. This isn't very festive.
This is like a holiday party gone wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but you know what this like this street.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
This is one bowl not even no boring.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
This is okay to make rice krispy treat with you
to be colorful and nice.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I'm gonna get no taste. Hold but listen, you.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Don't have pop rops in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You can hear them in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
See, here's actually gonna be the test. Because we've done
rice krispies now this is now the third time we've
done rice Krispies because we did the regular, we did
the red, white and blue ones, and now we do
the holiday ones, and we probably raid them all differently. No,
I'm talking about plain ones. Diamond as the executive force. Sir,
you don't even know what you're talking.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
About, the executive You don't even like to chew.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
We've done three different varieties of regular original rice Crispies,
and we've probably rated them. Yes, I did.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
He's getting angry.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Come on, what do you write this one?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I give this three balls in a spoon. I likes
me too.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Balls.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Okay, I don't mind this.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I'm actually, Danielle going to go back to the last
episode where you did the red, white and blue ones
and see what you rated that one, because it should
be the same.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Did I take those with you?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You did? You brought it for USh? Remember? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
All right, so serial Killers. I'm noticing something though.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
What there are.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Six cups left?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I just pulled him out.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
That's depressing. I thought we were going to get more.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
No, I only have one more holiday themed cereal?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is it gingerbread?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Damn you? Andrew is shut up?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Jinks drinks?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Where's gingerbread Cereals?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Back in town from life. Oh gingerbread spice.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
This comes out during the holidays almost every year for
the last couple of years. You had I have not
had it before because I'm not a fan of gingerbread.
Same so before I did this podcast, I didn't need
to try cereals for no reason. Now I do, so
it's his job.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
How many sponsors have you, guys, Gotte?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm sorry what you.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Still haven't got a sponsor?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
We chart on things now too.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
No spoons, milk cereals, no balls, no supermarkets, no delivery services,
no nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Hey General Mills, remember when scary is doing the appearance?
Have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Hey Instacarte?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I love Instacart. I use it all the time too.
I wish I could cereal killers.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
However, I must tell you who supports us, because they
follow us and they like us poop like a champion cereal.
They're all about us. Post Cereals are all about us,
and Grainberry Cereals they also follow us. Yeah, Post sent
us the Twinkie US.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
As if I hear of it.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You're our unofficial third member.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You know, we get we get the most responses when
you're on people love you people. Oh I ripped the bag.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You people are really sweet, thank you very kindly? What
oh forever both sides gott you did in the last
episode too.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's these cheap quaker bags. What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He's getting angry.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Stop pulling Merry Christmas diamond.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Don't stop, all right, I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Hold on, Oh my god, last two I forgot.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Can you go ahead post edit?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
No, no, I just do what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Any of this.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's a ridiculous, stupid thing he does. There's no post
show production. I don't add anything in.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He said to tell you your wife on text that we
want a girl one. We have a boy one. Elf.
Scotty said, go ahead and buy one.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No, Scotty said, we're not paying for any more Christmas craps.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I love Christmas.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I love Christmas too, and I'm glad that we get
to celebrated in our house. But she just came home
from home goods the other day with like three car
loads worth of stuff. I'm like, dude, what is going on?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I would if I if like my apartment wasn't just
you know, a one bedroom and I live by myself.
I would totally decorate. You don't decorate and put up
a little tree, because where am I really?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What am I going to do with it? Spreaking British guy,
He's gonna come and kiss me all over my face
and put British goo on me? Hi ra Hello, rob
about nobody? Can nobody understands what you're saying? Anybody else's opinion?
Would you like to try some gingerbread? Spice life?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Why bloody brit all right?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Chip chip cheerio, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You know I live with a bloody britt and he
does not say chip chop.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Chip speaking of cheerios, chip chop all right?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
This Christmas holiday is let's have some ginger bread.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You sound like that dead chef what's her name? Or
missus doubtfire by you Ready? Here we go. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
It tastes like damn candles, like I'm eating a candle.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Excited.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh I do believe this box is terrible. I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I didn't like anything today.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Holy hell, that's discussion. That does How does that come back?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Can you give it a zero?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You give nothing nothing?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
This is nothing. We've never done nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yes, we have look at the ratings and I sent
you that you never posted.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Wait, let me taste it again, maybe a second time.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, I'll go into I'm sweating. Did put the heat
up again?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Like try try, try try.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It tastes like the apple cinnamon candle. Right, yeah, but
just like if I if I melted it and literally
put a spoon and eat the wax better. Yeah, I
agree excitedly.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
They want you to make gingerbread crispy treats on the back. No, no,
I'm so upset. I wasn't able to play this all
right now.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
We hate it. Should be ashamed of yourself, nicky.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'm giving it, giving dry.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I give this two balls because it just tastes like life.
When it mixes with the milk, it activates like this.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Terrible that's right, something or stuff in the middle.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I give it a spoon.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna give it nothing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I'm gonna give it one boneus spoon.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Don't you have something else under there in your sack?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I can, I mean, I can give you something else
that you probably like, but I don't have anything else
that's holiday related. I don't want to waste it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I say, waste it, waste it, waste it, wasteick, waste it.
I do believe we're just doing another bonus box.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Could you do two bonus boxes in one episode?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay, you know what, I'll do this one because a
double bonus box. We never had a double bonus box.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You didn't have a jingle for that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, I don't double bonus box. So the reason with
this kind of ties in to the whole Christmas thing is,
you know you might make this Christmas morning. I mean,
I know, pancakes, waffles, Cereal, French toast, is.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
It Eggo Cereal?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, that's coming back, but not yet. And Kellogg's is
not our friends, so I don't think they're going to
send us any preview boxes. Obviously, this cereal first came
out I believe in nineteen ninety five. I'm sorry if
I'm wrong, but I think it's ninety five. And guess
who started baking it? Oh Wendel, Oh Cinnamon Toa's Grunch.
Well kind of, it's a sister of it, Oh French Crunch.
(17:24):
It is French toast. S It went away and by
popular demand, came back in late twenty fourteen early twenty fifteen.
People were going nuts. French toast cunch is one of
my favorites. Yes, it is bursting with syrup and cinnamon taste.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It is.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah. Are you wait? Can Diamond have it?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, Diamond can't have anything.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Can you have it?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Check the box Chrispy sweeten corn cereal? She cannot eat corn.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Diamond has something to say.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
This is not ASMR. Get out of here, take the
mic away from her place?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Do you already know this is a grosseral? Really good?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Up?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Wait? Can she have some?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
No, there's corn and everything's stop it.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
There's no corn on what she's eating though, No, but
that she can have?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
All right? All right? That smells a lot like syrup. Again,
if I ate this and then made out with Amy,
she would divorce me. No syrup. There's no syruple out
in our house. The kids are not allowed to use
syrup on pancakes and not allowed. And if we go
to the diner, I don't like Cooper eat it because
she'll get it on her shirt and then it goes
back in the house and it contaminates the whole house.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
About syrup.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
She gags from the smell of syrup.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's like me with mayo. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
So now I really don't eat syrup either. She's made
me grow out of it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I just wanted to let you know I'm here.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Name Simon, Oh dog with your mouthful diamond?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
What do you do? What do you even do here?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I'm sorry? Excuse me? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm the star of this damn show.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
God, there's so many cups. They don't even know that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
General Mills French toast crunch like Wendel made these especially
for us. Here we go, Yes, five bowls? What?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Not five balls? Yep, three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
They're perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I mean they actually really taste like a piece of
French toast.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
My mom never made French toast because every time she
attempts it, she uses like the thinnest piece of toast possible,
so it just melts.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And get calla French toast.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Well, we don't have kalla French toast.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Go to the diner they have it. I would think
that there would be a little bit more maple taste
than there is. That's good.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What did I give this three bowls in apoon? I'm
giving it two bowls in taking back both.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm gonna do the three balls in a spoon. Andrew
is five, Danielle two and a half a spoon.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I need to make this clear. People listening to this episode,
listen to my review on this one.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You're one. Irot was going up. You're so angry.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Listen to me on this one. This is a delicious cereal.
It is a welcome treat back.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It's a welcome tree from the other crap he just
gave us.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I didn't true, I didn't say it wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You gave it two bowls in spo. I gave it
three balls in this Okay, then we could be friends. Danielle.
On the other hand, I got to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I mean, that's two balls in his Spoon's middle of
the road.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's the middle of the road. But it's a delicious tree.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
But it's not as good as like Oreo.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I did not like the mega stuff Oreos.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, I think that was very exciting. Thank you for
listening to the Christmas episode. Today's December? What Ninthember?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But then why are we shouldn't this be on December
twenty fifth?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
He doesn't even know what episode this is. He doesn't care, No.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
It is it's episode sixty four. I know that in
today's December ninth. I mean we could have done it
later in the month because I want people to have
a chance to go out and get these cereals for
their Christmas breakfast table. Oh you're right, Oh, here we go, Diamond.
You don't know what you're talking. You're like Andrew's little sister.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I have an older sister, and she's sweetie.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
She reminds me of d from What's happening?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Right, She's never seen what's happening.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And Andrew's like, what what's happening? I don't know what
that is?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Do you guys? Remember Chips episode six and season two.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
That was a good one. That's what was That's when
John Baker seven Mary three left the show and Nelson
took over.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
That.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
That's the movie Eric, Yes, that's the episode where he
crashed his motorcycle. I had to go to the hospit
for real, and they did the whole series right around
the actually in the bear. You know what I found
out yesterday. This is like some insider stuff. You know.
We're in Sagon, Aftra and Gregg. He's on the board
of directors for Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Hey, I used to love me. You know, I practiced
kissing on my There was a hole in my v
the Bear poster, there was a hole in the.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
J McKay and his friend.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
You know what it was about. It was about this
trunk driver, hot truck driver, and he had a pet monkey,
and he took the monkey with him and his name
was Bear. The adventure. It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It sounds like the eighties were a great time.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
They were.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I so wish I could have seen this show.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It was a great show. You would have watched it.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
You guys have like the season like a box.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I want to talk about Riverdale? I watched that too,
I don't watch How about the Kardashi?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I love all things.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
All right? Now, going to do the car as you did?
You see that? Did you just fart?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'm sorry, you're gonna take all the sound post production?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Probably, Hey, the mis soule tough.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I want to get to know.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
No, here we go, come on, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Jane m And there's not falling bear.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No that note. Thank you very much for listening to
Serial Killers. It's episode sixty four. That's your boy, right there?
No property shot?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Wait? Is Bear a monkey?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Bear?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
A monkey? Why is this monkey called Bear?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Why do people name their dogs bear?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I mean, I guess you're right, this is a lames.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah. Well the eighties there were theme songs for every
show and these they don't do that anymore. This show
left a couple.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, and that could give me a poster in my room.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah. I really hope that there's a reboot of it
and like coming out in the next couple of years.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Jamie Kain, here we go. Ready, Yeah, people in the truck,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Hey, do you remember when you were a kid used
to do this to truckers? What are you talking about?
We didn't do that. Who was hnging out with truckers?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Well, okay, that's a two part one one.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
I would go like this and make the truck driver
do it. But why are you hanging out in your
truck driver stops?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You know, like when you're in a bus going somewhere
in a bus you're doing.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yes, every that's a thing. I was born in the nineties.
I was born yesterday.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I really hope Greg Evigan hears this. Maybe you'll be
a guest on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Did you breathe as a child? You weren't born in
the AI. It's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
All right. Listen, I'm sweating. There's snot dripping out of
my nose. We gotta go.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Did you guys have kids? Did you did you go swimming?
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Millennials, listen, Merry Christmas, everybody happy Hanakah and Kwanza and
all those things. So enjoy your holidays with your family
and eat some damn cereal. What do we say now, well, no,
hold on, follow us please on social media? Serial Killers PC,
that's cereal with the sea.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Sometimes Andrew will we'll comment.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah. Every once in a while, I'll go on Facebook
and do something I do. I saw you. You wrote
back to that one girl, and I wrote back. I
can't believe Andre actually did something.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You followed up to my message.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I sure check.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
You are such an ass. I hope you get the
coal for Hankah. Is that a thing? I hope we
get eight days of coal?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yes, yeah, we get coal. Yeah? All right, so idiot, yes, thank.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You very much.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Merry Christmas, Garretts.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Hold on Anthony now, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I hope sad that brings you everything you want this Christmas.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Accept an appearance on Serial Killers, but until next time.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Such, oh my god, need a towel,
I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
We're about to do an episode serial Killers? Suddy?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
What we're doing it?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This this episode Christmas. No, I'm saying, welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
This is episode sixty four. We start, Yeah, we started.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It smells like pea in here.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh, it smells like pee because we had mathel. Wait,
this thing is so loud. I don't think anybody can
hear us. I don't know how to shut it off.
Oh oh I shut it off. Okay, wait, so we
have to start. This is our Christmas episode?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So do we need to sing?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We did that? All righty, let's just play this.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Serial were.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Guess when you Hannah jam cereal.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Milk is.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay? Now, only Danielle and I can appreciate that, because
Andrew's like, what was that sound? I never even heard
of that New body news with that ease.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Again, and when you start off a podcast like that,
it sets us off on a really bad tone.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Thank you for letting me be a guest on this
special edition.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh my god, to have you at the Christmas episode.
I was so excited.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Really, yes, oh you.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Guys are so nice.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes, I'm saying, it's a holiday episode or were going
fall in on Christmas?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I think Christmas because.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You're Jewish, so we doesn't want to start.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
They're pretty they're pretty close this year they coincide, I
believe this year.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So oh I saw it already.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Elf on the Shelf cereal? But I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But it's not there. It's not there anymore because it
is like.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
The Help on the Shelf?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It disappeared.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What you're doing about there? Oh my god, I got him.
I got Psycho who this guy sure moves around. He's
always supposed to move around at middle of the night
when it's dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him. All right? So, hey,
Elf on the Shelf cereal from Calloggs. It's brand new.
It's the official cereal of the North Pole. Did you
(02:19):
know that?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yes, it's sugar cookie flavored cereal with marshmallows. Okay, so
right off the bat, I'm like, my head is going
to explode because I know it's gonna be five balls.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Are the marshmallows because it's from the North Pole made
of whale blubber? What you know? Because it's North Pole approved,
aren't there Polar Bear there?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
No, I don't want to kill the polar bear. I'm
saying the whale problem.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You want to kill whales. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I learned in your last episode that you save five
bowls for marshmallows and chocolate, So this can't be five balls.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's possible because sugar, cookies and marshmallows. So we'll see,
you know, you never know.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
He makes up his rules as he goes.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So it's the elusive Elf on the Shelf. And originally,
when I had heard about the cereal a few months ago,
it was supposed to only be released in Canada, and
I was very nervous that I was going to have
to drive north of the border to get a box
of this cereal because I noticed on the box there
it's an artificially flavored and there was a U in it,
so I knew that it was some foreign crap because
baseball flavored with a U.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And then I actually reached out to Elf on the
Shelf himself, what are you doing.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm posing a video of us singing Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're not a millennial. Get off your phone.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
So I reached out to Elf on the Shelf himself
on Twitter and he responded to.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Me, which elf did you respond to?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
My name is No, I don't know that at Elf
on the shelf the real I follow that too. Yeah. Yeah.
So I reached out to him and he told me
that the cereal was coming and I asked her for
a preview box and he's like, nope, So I got
it myself.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Can I get it?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I ordered it. Yeah, they have it in Walmart.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
But I feel like Elf on the Shelf is a
recent thing that they're trying to say is classic because
as a child, we never did Elf on the shelf.
Who's saying it's classic, Well, I feel like elf on
the shelf they try to market themselves, is like, oh,
everyone used to do this tradition. Who did this tradition?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Not off on the shelf.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
The tradition has been around in my house since my
son was in first grade, and that is thirteen years ago.
So we've been doing it in my house for thirteen years.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh so it's been a thing for a while. Someone's
pulling on my shirt. Is it the Elf?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is it the Elf?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
She is wearing a red coat like the elf.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So in my house, both both the mench on the
bench and Elf on the shelf visit us and they
hang out with each other.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
We have a name for your elf.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, you don't know the name of your alf on
the shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I have to ask Cooper. I don't know she would know.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I bet Amy knows. I'll text name, Okay, text her?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
All right, So I'm gonna do the Scottie shape because
there's marshmallows.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Why don't you yell at Daniel for using her phone.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Because she's texting my wife and I'm cool with that.
So they're little star.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Pieces of your elf on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Cooper's actually homesick right now. We should facetimer.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Ops.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
She actually threw up in the nurse's garbage can. So
you are red and green star pieces with marshmallows, and
there's a whole Elf scene on the back, and come
see the magic with the official cereal of the North Pole.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm so excited about this.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Let's check the ingredients corn flour, blend sugar. So there's
a lot of sugar in here.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yang all right, Chris miss, let's bust it open. I
feel like diets just go downhill towards like the end
of November.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
If I told you what I ate this morning. If
my breath is really bad, that's why.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Now let me tell you marshmallows everything else.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
The marshmallows that are in here are the new baby
marshmallows that are in the new Rice Krispy Trees formula.
Ew I can tell they're the same marshmallows because it
is Kellogg's.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He can tell, yeah, well, that's why he's our cereal senset.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Really, I am the same, say of Cereal.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I really want I.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Listened back to this podcast. I really am amazed at
how much you know about Cereal. I'm like, how the
heck is so cool?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, it's just something that I've loved my entire life,
and now I get to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
He's made a career out of it that doesn't pay him.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's right, Race as you do. I'm an intern on
my own podcast. I make nothing.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Get Uncle Johnny in on one. He's the oldest intern
on our show man all right.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
He didn't wait, and Uncle Johnny actually asked us for
a job because he needed to make money. He told
us that he would file. We're like Johnny, nobody filed anymore.
I see your butt crack when you bend down for
the cereal sack.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So this is the bowl and basket the new milk
from shop.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Right again, diets go downhill, the pants get a little tiner,
the shirts go on bull and Scotty's butt crack comes out.
You know it's getting towards Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
When Scott, let's see what's in Scottie's book.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
You know, I don't like these marshmallows. I'm just gonna
say it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, because because the marshmallows that ruined rice Krispies tree,
So of course you don't like it.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
This is stupid.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Why are they so small?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, you know what, they look bigger on the box
where the box go.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He moved again, Scott, I'm not kidding. You probably put
it on the floor.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He's gone dun.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You know you started eating already. Sorry, you never named
your help on the shelf. According to your wife.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Ready, one two three Yeah, here we go one two
three mm?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What okay?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It tastes like cake.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Wait, when you initially taste it, it's really good.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
And then a second later, then the aftertaste is not good, and.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The consistency of the cereal is not good either, And you.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Can't taste the marshmallows because they're.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Two and there's very few of them. I give this
one bowl, I'm sorry, bowling, a spoon and a spoon.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, it has an aftertaste like cardboard.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Damn it. I want them to like it so much.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Oh my god, that's so disgusting. The aftertaste is rancid
that Do you.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Remember that song they had called time Bomb in the
mid nineties Ramcid. No, Danielle, you remember it. Don't support him?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Hold on, Let's see what we have here in the
system and see if Andrew knows any of them. Here's
time Bomb, you already here we go.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Read kick it. No, No, there's a reason why people
from black.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Coat, black hair, black hat, Cadillac. No. We did a
Rancid show at Roseland in the city when I first
started here, and we were the top forty station, but
we were playing alternative music, so they were all like
pose and they were lighting all the DJ's jackets on
fire with their lighters. It was, oh my human newman,
they lit his jacket on fire. I swear that was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
The way the milk tastes pretty good from this.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Let me try to make the sugar cooie milk.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I don't. I think I've just decided I don't like
sugar cookies because that's like the taste almost was like
butter cream, and it was too much.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
However, it isn't a candle. The sugar Oh my god,
you're right. The sugar cookie toast crunch was delicious. You
loved it.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yes, yes, it was different. I'm gonna eat candles new
Yankee candle, all.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Right, candle cereal from cant.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Theyll brie for you and your belly. Christmas edition rolls on.
I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack and get
another one.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
This one.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This is a classic cereal. It's been around for I
don't know, one hundred years. But they color them differently
for the holidays. You got us one for fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I know what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What it is, and the different holidays, different colors, same taste, sure.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Cinnabon, just kidding.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, it's rice crispy.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Yeah, I knew that. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
They're gonna taste the same and rice krispies have no
taste whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
They it's exactly this. But they are red and green
and original color, which what would you call that? Tan? Beige.
I don't know rice what colored? Like, what's this color?
What's the rice? What's the color of rice crispy beige?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
No, I have a question. So all rice chrispy is supposed.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
To be healthier for you in your mind, yes, but
because I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Maybe for people who don't like to give their kids
cereal with like a lot of.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Sugar, second ingredient sugar. But I don't taste it. I
don't know where it is.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's no taste to it.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I think rice crispies are like a glorified bass for
things like are you gonna make rice crispies like treats? Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I mean here, smell. This smells like cardboard. There's just
really no distinct smell. There's just no distinct smell. They're
rice crispies.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I actually like rice krispies with banana. That's my favorite.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
No, we don't put things in things.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh he doesn't like rice crispy and banana is delicious?
Sorry purist. Ye, my mom used to make that for
me every morning, and when I say make it, she
poured a bowl of cereal and cut a banana.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Although when I was a kid, I used to put made.
I used to put like full bowls of sugar in
my rice crispies.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
You put sugar in the rice crispy Oh yeah, spoonfuls.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
A waffle, it's homemade. I put it in the toaster.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
You put what in the toaster?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The homemade waffleys homemade on the box, so you can
call it homemade. Hold on, hold on, hold on. They're
crackling and popping and snapping.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
No, it would be great if the whole microphone is
in there.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Don't give me that one.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, I'll have that one. Here you go.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Do you know how much like grossness is on that
mic I didn't let it go in. This isn't very festive.
This is like a holiday party gone wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, but you know what this like this street.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
This is one bowl not even no boring.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
This is okay to make rice krispy treat with you
to be colorful and nice.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I'm gonna get no taste. Hold but listen, you.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Don't have pop rops in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You can hear them in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
See, here's actually gonna be the test. Because we've done
rice krispies now this is now the third time we've
done rice Krispies because we did the regular, we did
the red, white and blue ones, and now we do
the holiday ones, and we probably raid them all differently. No,
I'm talking about plain ones. Diamond as the executive force. Sir,
you don't even know what you're talking.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
About, the executive You don't even like to chew.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
We've done three different varieties of regular original rice Crispies,
and we've probably rated them. Yes, I did.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
He's getting angry.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Come on, what do you write this one?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I give this three balls in a spoon. I likes
me too.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Balls.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Okay, I don't mind this.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I'm actually, Danielle going to go back to the last
episode where you did the red, white and blue ones
and see what you rated that one, because it should
be the same.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Did I take those with you?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You did? You brought it for USh? Remember? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
All right, so serial Killers. I'm noticing something though.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
What there are.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Six cups left?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I just pulled him out.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
That's depressing. I thought we were going to get more.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
No, I only have one more holiday themed cereal?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is it gingerbread?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Damn you? Andrew is shut up?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Jinks drinks?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Where's gingerbread Cereals?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Back in town from life. Oh gingerbread spice.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
This comes out during the holidays almost every year for
the last couple of years. You had I have not
had it before because I'm not a fan of gingerbread.
Same so before I did this podcast, I didn't need
to try cereals for no reason. Now I do, so
it's his job.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
How many sponsors have you, guys, Gotte?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm sorry what you.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Still haven't got a sponsor?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
We chart on things now too.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
No spoons, milk cereals, no balls, no supermarkets, no delivery services,
no nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Hey General Mills, remember when scary is doing the appearance?
Have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Hey Instacarte?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I love Instacart. I use it all the time too.
I wish I could cereal killers.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
However, I must tell you who supports us, because they
follow us and they like us poop like a champion cereal.
They're all about us. Post Cereals are all about us,
and Grainberry Cereals they also follow us. Yeah, Post sent
us the Twinkie US.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
As if I hear of it.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You're our unofficial third member.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
You know, we get we get the most responses when
you're on people love you people. Oh I ripped the bag.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You people are really sweet, thank you very kindly? What
oh forever both sides gott you did in the last
episode too.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's these cheap quaker bags. What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
He's getting angry.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Stop pulling Merry Christmas diamond.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Don't stop, all right, I'm very excited about this.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Hold on, Oh my god, last two I forgot.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Can you go ahead post edit?
Speaker 4 (13:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
No, no, I just do what he's doing.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Any of this.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's a ridiculous, stupid thing he does. There's no post
show production. I don't add anything in.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
He said to tell you your wife on text that we
want a girl one. We have a boy one. Elf.
Scotty said, go ahead and buy one.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No, Scotty said, we're not paying for any more Christmas craps.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I love Christmas.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I love Christmas too, and I'm glad that we get
to celebrated in our house. But she just came home
from home goods the other day with like three car
loads worth of stuff. I'm like, dude, what is going on?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I would if I if like my apartment wasn't just
you know, a one bedroom and I live by myself.
I would totally decorate. You don't decorate and put up
a little tree, because where am I really?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
What am I going to do with it? Spreaking British guy,
He's gonna come and kiss me all over my face
and put British goo on me? Hi ra Hello, rob
about nobody? Can nobody understands what you're saying? Anybody else's opinion?
Would you like to try some gingerbread? Spice life?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Why bloody brit all right?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Chip chip cheerio, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You know I live with a bloody britt and he
does not say chip chop.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Chip speaking of cheerios, chip chop all right?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
This Christmas holiday is let's have some ginger bread.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You sound like that dead chef what's her name? Or
missus doubtfire by you Ready? Here we go. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
It tastes like damn candles, like I'm eating a candle.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Excited.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Oh I do believe this box is terrible. I'm so mad.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I didn't like anything today.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Holy hell, that's discussion. That does How does that come back?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Can you give it a zero?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
You give nothing nothing?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
This is nothing. We've never done nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yes, we have look at the ratings and I sent
you that you never posted.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Wait, let me taste it again, maybe a second time.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, I'll go into I'm sweating. Did put the heat
up again?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Like try try, try try.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It tastes like the apple cinnamon candle. Right, yeah, but
just like if I if I melted it and literally
put a spoon and eat the wax better. Yeah, I
agree excitedly.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
They want you to make gingerbread crispy treats on the back. No, no,
I'm so upset. I wasn't able to play this all
right now.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
We hate it. Should be ashamed of yourself, nicky.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'm giving it, giving dry.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I give this two balls because it just tastes like life.
When it mixes with the milk, it activates like this.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Terrible that's right, something or stuff in the middle.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I give it a spoon.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna give it nothing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I'm gonna give it one boneus spoon.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Don't you have something else under there in your sack?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I can, I mean, I can give you something else
that you probably like, but I don't have anything else
that's holiday related. I don't want to waste it.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I say, waste it, waste it, waste it, wasteick, waste it.
I do believe we're just doing another bonus box.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Could you do two bonus boxes in one episode?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Okay, you know what, I'll do this one because a
double bonus box. We never had a double bonus box.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You didn't have a jingle for that.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
No, I don't double bonus box. So the reason with
this kind of ties in to the whole Christmas thing is,
you know you might make this Christmas morning. I mean,
I know, pancakes, waffles, Cereal, French toast, is.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
It Eggo Cereal?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, that's coming back, but not yet. And Kellogg's is
not our friends, so I don't think they're going to
send us any preview boxes. Obviously, this cereal first came
out I believe in nineteen ninety five. I'm sorry if
I'm wrong, but I think it's ninety five. And guess
who started baking it? Oh Wendel, Oh Cinnamon Toa's Grunch.
Well kind of, it's a sister of it, Oh French Crunch.
(17:24):
It is French toast. S It went away and by
popular demand, came back in late twenty fourteen early twenty fifteen.
People were going nuts. French toast cunch is one of
my favorites. Yes, it is bursting with syrup and cinnamon taste.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It is.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Yeah. Are you wait? Can Diamond have it?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
No, Diamond can't have anything.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Can you have it?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Check the box Chrispy sweeten corn cereal? She cannot eat corn.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Diamond has something to say.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
This is not ASMR. Get out of here, take the
mic away from her place?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Do you already know this is a grosseral? Really good?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Up?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Wait? Can she have some?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
No, there's corn and everything's stop it.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
There's no corn on what she's eating though, No, but
that she can have?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
All right? All right? That smells a lot like syrup. Again,
if I ate this and then made out with Amy,
she would divorce me. No syrup. There's no syruple out
in our house. The kids are not allowed to use
syrup on pancakes and not allowed. And if we go
to the diner, I don't like Cooper eat it because
she'll get it on her shirt and then it goes
back in the house and it contaminates the whole house.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
About syrup.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
She gags from the smell of syrup.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's like me with mayo. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
So now I really don't eat syrup either. She's made
me grow out of it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I just wanted to let you know I'm here.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Name Simon, Oh dog with your mouthful diamond?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
What do you do? What do you even do here?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I'm sorry? Excuse me? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm the star of this damn show.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
God, there's so many cups. They don't even know that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
General Mills French toast crunch like Wendel made these especially
for us. Here we go, Yes, five bowls? What?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Not five balls? Yep, three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
They're perfect.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I mean they actually really taste like a piece of
French toast.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
My mom never made French toast because every time she
attempts it, she uses like the thinnest piece of toast possible,
so it just melts.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And get calla French toast.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Well, we don't have kalla French toast.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Go to the diner they have it. I would think
that there would be a little bit more maple taste
than there is. That's good.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
What did I give this three bowls in apoon? I'm
giving it two bowls in taking back both.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm gonna do the three balls in a spoon. Andrew
is five, Danielle two and a half a spoon.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
I need to make this clear. People listening to this episode,
listen to my review on this one.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You're one. Irot was going up. You're so angry.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Listen to me on this one. This is a delicious cereal.
It is a welcome treat back.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It's a welcome tree from the other crap he just
gave us.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I didn't true, I didn't say it wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You gave it two bowls in spo. I gave it
three balls in this Okay, then we could be friends. Danielle.
On the other hand, I got to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I mean, that's two balls in his Spoon's middle of
the road.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's the middle of the road. But it's a delicious tree.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
But it's not as good as like Oreo.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I did not like the mega stuff Oreos.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, I think that was very exciting. Thank you for
listening to the Christmas episode. Today's December? What Ninthember?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But then why are we shouldn't this be on December
twenty fifth?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
He doesn't even know what episode this is. He doesn't care, No.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
It is it's episode sixty four. I know that in
today's December ninth. I mean we could have done it
later in the month because I want people to have
a chance to go out and get these cereals for
their Christmas breakfast table. Oh you're right, Oh, here we go, Diamond.
You don't know what you're talking. You're like Andrew's little sister.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I have an older sister, and she's sweetie.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
She reminds me of d from What's happening?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Right, She's never seen what's happening.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And Andrew's like, what what's happening? I don't know what
that is?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Do you guys? Remember Chips episode six and season two.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
That was a good one. That's what was That's when
John Baker seven Mary three left the show and Nelson
took over.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
That.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
That's the movie Eric, Yes, that's the episode where he
crashed his motorcycle. I had to go to the hospit
for real, and they did the whole series right around
the actually in the bear. You know what I found
out yesterday. This is like some insider stuff. You know.
We're in Sagon, Aftra and Gregg. He's on the board
of directors for Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Hey, I used to love me. You know, I practiced
kissing on my There was a hole in my v
the Bear poster, there was a hole in the.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
J McKay and his friend.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
You know what it was about. It was about this
trunk driver, hot truck driver, and he had a pet monkey,
and he took the monkey with him and his name
was Bear. The adventure. It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It sounds like the eighties were a great time.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
They were.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I so wish I could have seen this show.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
It was a great show. You would have watched it.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
You guys have like the season like a box.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I want to talk about Riverdale? I watched that too,
I don't watch How about the Kardashi?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh god?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I love all things.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
All right? Now, going to do the car as you did?
You see that? Did you just fart?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I'm sorry, you're gonna take all the sound post production?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Probably, Hey, the mis soule tough.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I want to get to know.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
No, here we go, come on, Andrew.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Jane m And there's not falling bear.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No that note. Thank you very much for listening to
Serial Killers. It's episode sixty four. That's your boy, right there?
No property shot?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Wait? Is Bear a monkey?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Bear?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
A monkey? Why is this monkey called Bear?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Why do people name their dogs bear?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I mean, I guess you're right, this is a lames.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah. Well the eighties there were theme songs for every
show and these they don't do that anymore. This show
left a couple.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Yeah, and that could give me a poster in my room.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah. I really hope that there's a reboot of it
and like coming out in the next couple of years.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Jamie Kain, here we go. Ready, Yeah, people in the truck,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Hey, do you remember when you were a kid used
to do this to truckers? What are you talking about?
We didn't do that. Who was hnging out with truckers?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Well, okay, that's a two part one one.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
I would go like this and make the truck driver
do it. But why are you hanging out in your
truck driver stops?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You know, like when you're in a bus going somewhere
in a bus you're doing.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yes, every that's a thing. I was born in the nineties.
I was born yesterday.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I really hope Greg Evigan hears this. Maybe you'll be
a guest on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Did you breathe as a child? You weren't born in
the AI. It's not a thing.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
All right. Listen, I'm sweating. There's snot dripping out of
my nose. We gotta go.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Did you guys have kids? Did you did you go swimming?
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Millennials, listen, Merry Christmas, everybody happy Hanakah and Kwanza and
all those things. So enjoy your holidays with your family
and eat some damn cereal. What do we say now, well, no,
hold on, follow us please on social media? Serial Killers PC,
that's cereal with the sea.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Sometimes Andrew will we'll comment.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah. Every once in a while, I'll go on Facebook
and do something I do. I saw you. You wrote
back to that one girl, and I wrote back. I
can't believe Andre actually did something.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You followed up to my message.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I sure check.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
You are such an ass. I hope you get the
coal for Hankah. Is that a thing? I hope we
get eight days of coal?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yes, yeah, we get coal. Yeah? All right, so idiot, yes, thank.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You very much.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Merry Christmas, Garretts.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Hold on Anthony now, Danielle.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I hope sad that brings you everything you want this Christmas.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Accept an appearance on Serial Killers, but until next time.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Such, oh my god, need a towel,
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