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May 28, 2024 16 mins
Today we'll check out a surprise new Special K flavor...Banana & Creme! Then on to a "fruity" Dollar General cereal, and a rando bag of granola. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh god, anything else? What?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I had it all set up? You pushed this button.
It was not like this. I don't know how to
do it.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
You don't know how to press a button.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
We look here now, yes, hi everybody, Hey, welcome to
Serial Killers.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Hope you're enjoying our new HD web camera four KBB
four K.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, you could push it back more right now? We can't.
We just have to. Oh, come on now, Andrew.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Somebody fox for some boys. Please don't pay these two boys.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
We'll save that, okay, and a Cereal reviewing Cereals there
and Andrew and a Cereal taking some one.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Okay, okay, Web can't.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
It's the cereal.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
Okay, we can go to the show now.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
But there was a line sit here and I wait
forty five minutes for the intros to end.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
There was a line in that song that was very
specific to this particular episode. Some new ones and some
old Did you save your pennies?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Andrew?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I did I have to pee so bad?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I saved my pennies and I bought some special ka is.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
That a new brand?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
What just kidding?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So I was strolling by the way, Oh yeah, Scotty,
be here. This is Serial Killers. It's the podcast where
we eat cereal. Okay, and we try it and we
let you know whether you should buy it or not.
Yeah and uh yeah. So I was strolling the aisles
of shop Rite yesterday, okay, and secret squirrel Joel did
not alert me to this cereal. I had no idea
it was a thing. I saw it on the end

(02:02):
cap that was hiding on the end You know what
the end cap is, Yes, at the very front of
the aisle. That's where the companies like money to get
in the stores.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
And so it was not in the regular aisle. It
was only on the end cap. So he had not
seen it because he didn't, you know, stock the end cap.
You want to see what it is. Sure, I'm not
gonna like it. You want to know why?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Because it has a coffee flavor. No cinnamon flavor.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
No like cinnamon maple. No, what's the other one? Come on, beans?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, there's one first of all special k bean.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I don't know. Maybe he did like a new one.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
You know that there's one specific thing that I don't like,
and I like the real thing of it, but I
don't like it in cereal. Let me tell you your
whatever that was with your hands just now, was sugarcane. No,
it's a fruit bananas, yes, Andrew, Special K bananas. Gosh,

(02:53):
it is Special K made with yogurty oat clusters, banana
and cream.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'm so excited for this.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
I thought you would be.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I am you knew?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, so I had no idea this was coming. They've
had some other yogaty clusters cereal. Okay, this one's bananas
and a cream. Do you need me to play the shaky thing?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
You just had one of your email noises go off
into the episodes?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's cool?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
What email noises?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
You have some alerts on?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I'm letsa shut that off. Then cool?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
How about that I needed I needed the computer to
play the thing there?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh, got it all right?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
So this is very exciting.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
And usually when the new Special K's come out, they're
not on sale with the rest of them.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
This one was.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
You were just buzzing right now.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I was excited for it.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, it seems it. Wow.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
You know what, it doesn't smell overly banana?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Thank you right, No, it doesn't. Actually, so there's your
Special K flakes. I do see some dry banana pieces
in there. Did you have the yogurty clusters. There was
a Bury one with yogurt clusters, okay, which we kind
of liked. Great, which doing over there, buddy.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm you know, just looking and yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know, there's a lot of listeners that have been
jonesing for you to be making fun of me by
reading captions in my voice because it's been quite some time.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Save it a bull chat, all right, say bull chatt
whatever you.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Want, as we like to call it, whatever you want.
Did you get to hold the oscar?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
By the way, what oscar?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Brian Carney's dad's oscar.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Brian Carney's dad, Yeah, Art Carney and Art Carney's son.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Well Brian Carney is alive and it's being interviewed for
the Carney Awards.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah yeah, going on in there.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I know I got to wear that his dad's oscar.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I got to wear the hat.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh cool.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Well, yeah, he brought his dad's oscar so you could
hold it. Okay, it's very heavy.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
The first dairy's fridge, Andrew, the.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oscar is very heavy. It's like a solid, like ten.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Save it a bull chat. Would never win an oscar here?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Oh well, I'm just telling you the listen to something
while you're just rambling on and showing your butt off
to the camera.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
So I was at the Key Food shopping for Farmland
Fresh Dairy's milk. Already everyone's been, you know, all into
my Farmland Fresh Dairyes two percent.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Elvis came in and had cereal this morning. I wanted
this container.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I love the purple lid, but I do too, So
this is your half gallon two percent milk. Oh and
by the way, if you happen to live near a
Key Food Andrew for the rest of this this week
through May thirtieth, you can get your half and half
pints and real whipped cream on sale. Whipped cream, Yeah,
whipped cream from Farmland Fresh Dairies is good stuff. And
do you know there's a store by my house that

(05:12):
I discovered that has the Farmland Fresh Dairies yogurt and
sour cream. I'm so excited because I've never seen it
anywhere before.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Hey, you've always wanted the sour cream.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I would have picked that up.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Here we go, buddy one two.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Three, ooh, ooh. I think just broke a filling in
my mouth. Damn it, there was a chunk and I
broke a filling.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I got No, you said yogurt cluster.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, never got that. I did. I'm sad. I didn't
you watch some of mine?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
No, I don't want your spittle.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I see. I bet you. This cereal is really good
for people that like bananas.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I like bananas, and I don't like this. It's a
lot of weird flavors because you know, art official like
I know, it's not artificial artificial banana. It just doesn't
tastes like a banana.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's naturally flavored with other natural flavors.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
I'm going to give this two bowls and a spoon
because I like what they're doing. I like experimenting with
new flavors. It's just this the banana is overly sweet,
which I don't like because it's like a weird Yeah,
it's just weird tasting.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
And here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to give
it three balls because I believe it has potential.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Like if I liked.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Banana flavor, I think this would be a pretty good
banana cereal. So I'm going to give it three balls. Andrew,
you like that.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I do? All right? Anything interesting going on? What you're
ordering lunch or yeah? Well you are.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, so Andrew's ordering lunch while we're trying to record
our podcast. Well, I'm getting lunch bought for me on cereal.
Who's buying lunch today, Josh is, Oh, that's why Nate
popped in. He wanted us to take a picture with
the oscar. Oh he did, yeah, because they're taking pictures
with it. I would love to do that, but oh,
well you could go.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I was staying here.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'll hold the four down.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Fine. So again.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
A couple of weeks ago, I was at Dollar General
because I like to visit other stores to see what
cereals I can get great. And you know, Dollar General
is really not a dollar store. It's just called that.
Things are regular price there, like there's.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
No yeah, they stopped that.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I feel well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
If Dollar General is ever actually a dollar store. It's
more of a you know, scale down supermarket. So their
brand is Clover Valley. Okay, So I found this there.
They had a whole bunch of different cereals, and I
decided I wanted to get the fruity bites. Okay, this
is going to be a what now?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yabba daba Doolintstone Cereal. Yabba Dabba Pebbles, Pebbles knockoff fruity Pebbles.
Fruity Okay, Pebbles is close enough.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
We don't need the.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Excuse me Fruity Pebbles.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
You knew what I was talking about with the word
pebbles could be coco. You're right, Scott, Nobody understands that
pebbles has a wide variety of options.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I had to say stone pebbles. Otherwise everyone is just.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
You talking.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
They really don't have a wife. You're so mean to me.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
You're the one who can't think with their brain.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Is this I think it's coming to an end right.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
My god, you're so dramatic.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
It is so can you smell it?

Speaker 7 (08:18):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Oh, that's way different than how fruity Pebbles taste.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Disagree, Nope, because you're probably thinking of fruit Loops because
it's another brand. Yeah, probably thinking, But this smells.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
This smells just like fruity Pebbles.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
So fruity bites from Clover Valley. We're gonna hit it
with some farmland fresh areas, two percent milk in the
half gallon jug. How do I get this spicy grilled chicken?
You do it after the show, so ordered very soon.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
That's cool. I see what's more important in your life?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
It is because I want a free lunch.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm gonna go ahead and try this cereal while you're
busy over there ordering lunch.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Can't you just give me a second?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
The fans will agree, No, the fans.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I saw one comment in a Facebook group.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
What I trolled seventeen thousand pages to find.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It has a little hint of fabuloso. I'm tasting a
little bit of cleaning fluid.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Is it wrong that I like it?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, it's not bad. Don't ever drink fabulosa. By the way,
there was a whole thing back in the day with
my kids were drinking fabuloso because of the beautiful colors.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I don't hate this.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I give it four bowls. I hate it now if
this was actual fruity pebbles, five balls all day. But
it has this I have to say.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
The milk, the Farmland milk, I just got like a
nice balance with the fruit bears bites.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I'm wondering if this is one of those California California
cancer we shouldn't be I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, this one doesn't say anything. I'm gonna give it.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm actually giving it three bowls in a spoon. The
Clover Valley Fruity Pebble's knockoff not quite as good as
Fruity Pebble. We've had some better fruity Pebble knockoffs from supermarkets.
This is not one of them, as far as I'm concerned.
Andrew's gonna order some lunch and we'll be back right
after this. No, Wilfrid was talking. Step over, Wilfrid. Respect

(10:14):
your elders.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's the right thing to do.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Ed.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
We're back. And Andrew's still ordering lunch.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Because they see the commercial break.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I don't edit it.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
No what most people are listening, you know, Okay, they're listening.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
This next one isn't a bag, Andrew, which means it's granola. Honestly,
don't remember where I got this. I think I got
this on one of my many road trips. Not really sure.
It's called granola pop.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
I'm back, everybody, By the way, I order it. I
got spicy grilled chicken from Sophie's. It's Cuban food. I
love Cuban food. By the way, do you like Cuban food.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
We'll save that for bull chat, won't we rainbow sprinkles fruit. Dude,
how many times did I say something today? It's save
a bitch yet once I want to talk about things. Okay,
fruits and veggies and whole grains in every bite now,
so this must be one of those things that has
the hidden veggies in it, right.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Oh, rainbow sprinkles, fruits and veggies, whole grains every day?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Granola pop?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Does it say how this saves lives? Or is that
just what the cereal granola is called? And I don't
remember where I bought it. I'm a terrible, terrible you
purchase it?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
They send food to people in need, and so kids thrive.
I'm gonna just say, like, could you tell me where
the kids.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Are gonna thrive?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Like where is this going?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
And it said of me buying it? Can't you just
send them this?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Grenee, you can't eat this because it has sunflower oil?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh okay, I'm gonna shake it up.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Cereals are starting to use sunflower oil.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
There's sprinkles in here. Is the software uptakeing a ruin?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Are we not gonna just acknowledge anything I say?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Sunflower oil?

Speaker 4 (11:49):
It's being used a lot more. Have you noticed that
probably cheaper.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Okay, all right, these look like rice crispy type pieces
with some granola mixed in and a couple of sprinkles.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
The shop weird.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, here, thank you.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
I don't think oh well, it smells like Plato.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
There's nothing very special about this.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
It literally smells like Plato.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
You used to eat that as a kid, didn't you. No,
you didn't know.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
There was an episode of I think it was the
rug Rats and yeah it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
That scared me off of eating Plato.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh man, I dripped farm than a fresh cherries milk
all over my pants.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
I want to get some sprinkles, but I don't know
where I'm going to find.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
There were like six sprinkles in each one one, two, three, m.
It's very reminiscent of the good and Gather Target granola.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yes, it's just like you don't remember that though, do
you do? You remember that?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I do. I remember the packaging and everything.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
And we had a birthcake variant of it, Like you're
gonna hate this one.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, birthday cake.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
What's the flavor?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
We eat together? You purchase, we send food kids thrive.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
It tastes like play though.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
It tastes like it smells so you said you never
ate play though, Yeah, but I say, by the smell
of it, I know what it would probably taste like.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I'm gonna give it two bowls a two.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
S three bowls in a spoon. At the very first bite,
I didn't love it.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I still don't love it.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
But I want to see what the whole veggies thing is.
Let's see whole grain oats, brown rice, crisp, blah blah blah,
sunflower oil, cane sugar, brown sugar, rainbow sprinkles, got all
that cornstarch, Salulo's gum, carried gene and oscary says that's bad.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
So I less it thin.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh here, fruit and veggies, apple extract, onion extract, broccoli, kale, cranberry,
and raspberry.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Honestly, even though we didn't like it, if you want
to use that clip of us going when you were
telling us the vegetables by all means I don't text
the check.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'll tell you one thing. I don't taste any of
those vegetables.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I don't either.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
It's shocking, but it's so way low down on the ingredient. Listen,
they can't be very much of any of that in there.
But if you want to fool your kids by all means,
give them some sprinkles.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
I gotta tell you, this episode was terrible.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
It was.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Yeah, outside of the fruit knockoff that I may get
deadly diseases from because it's banned in a certain state.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
No, No, this one was okay, this is this was
not the Dollar Tree cereal. This is Dollar General. They're
a little more high class.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I gotta tell you. It just wasn't that great.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I'm sorry. It was carefully curated too.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, well curated for who. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
By the way, we got about six more boxes of
big boxes of cereal for Matt our buddy. Matt like
he was raging at his desk. I don't think it
was raging.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Raging well, I was literally, oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I just can't.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Why we go with the cereals?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I just can't. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I didn't say those words. Well, I certainly appreciate Matt
for sending all the cereals. It's a lot, and they're
all going to expire before we get to them. You
can't see it under the desk there, But you know
what this is movable, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Yeah, try putting it back afterwards though, good luck.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
So under the desk here.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Look, those are all Matt cereals, most of them, some
of their mind, but a lot of those are Matt.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
He sent all of those to us on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
We haven't done any of those yet, and by the
time we do, they're going to be expired and grow,
so we may have to up the ante and like
bang out six or seven.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Cereals per episode.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Great, now you know I can't fix this anyway.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Thank you so much for listening to this episode of
Serial Killers.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Thanks guys, welcome back to our channel. Make sure you
like subscribe down there. We appreciate you guys for listening.
Make sure serial Killers fam make sure you subscribe and like,
and you know, check out other videos.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, and follow us at serial Killers PC on all
social platforms, and check out our friends at Farmland Fresh
Dairies on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
What huh?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Why did you just do that?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh? No, because I'm wearing a Long Island shirt.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Oh okay, cool, Hey guys, make sure you check us
out again until next time.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
That's nineties, say crunch Andrew, Crunch.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Okay, now can you end it over there?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
I don't know, oh God, this is going to be bad.
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