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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, we're recording.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're kind to get sued that long.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
You don't know how many times I get content flagged
now for that.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Look, that's for not even four seconds.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Great, Michaels. The state is just really excited to get
our money.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now do you want to start it over?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Now? It's fine, just keep going. Your background is so cute.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
They're a little squirrels, not my background. Think, Hey, you
want a cucumber?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Sure now?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, thanks. They should make cucumber cereal. No, that would
just be water based.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
What do you mean cucumbers are mostly water?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I bet you somewhere in this world, probably in Japan
or something, there's been cucumber cereal.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, we have a faux call.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, well it was in the refrigerator. Ah, welcome to
cereal pillars. What's going on, buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
My pave hurt?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm sorry? How you doing? Okay, we're actually recording this
on Halloween. That's why I'm wearing the Halloween shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh so spook you?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It is spooky? Yeah, and something else spooky that is
not really Halloween related, but it could be if it's
spooky to you. I'm not sure do you recognize this theme?
Andrew Stranger Things. Yeah, I never watched one episode nine
I have.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I dipped out after season two because I was like, mah.
And then season four came out and everyone was like,
oh my god, it's so good, and so then I
started watching it again and now I'm really excited for
it to come back. Does that mean we have a
stranger thing?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Cereal? On the way, there was such a thing?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
What a stranger thing? Cereal? What are you doing? Are
you like trying to like? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I didn't want to like the misophomia people.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, I mean if they're listening to this podcast, they've
heard us crunch into the mics a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know if they've ever heard me eat a cucumber.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Though, Okay, cool, great? So yeah look at that man? Wow,
dema Gorgon crunch?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah fine, what's a demo Gorgon? I don't know anything about.
All I know is the goofy kid with the hat
with the curly hair, great, and the Eggo waffles. That's
all I know.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So Demo is in the upside Down? Is that it
has like the upside Down is like an alternate like
dark universe almost?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Is it a monster?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yes? The demic organs live in the upside down, and
then because there's a portal that's opened, they're able to
come through to our world.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wait, is that why when I went to like the
pop up through his upside down stuff?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes, because it's literally this like that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Remember when I did that and I got some cereal
there also cool? So I had no idea this was
a thing. Yeah, I wasn't target killing some time a
couple of weekends ago and I was like, what is that?
It was on the end cap oh end cap. Yeah,
fun Kellogg's makes this. Uh it says syrup flavored cereal.
I means it's maple that's vomit. It's maple syrup flavored cereal.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Maple syrup.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And Cooper's like, don't open it? Can I have it?
It's collectors. I'm like, I mean I could just go
get another one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I didn't even know this was gonna come out.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, So the little waffles because the whole Eggo waffle thing, right, what.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I literally have just have said maple syrup waffles, the.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Whole Yeah, I sent away because they sent me the
flat box of Eggo waffles with a logo on it
in the old school cool. I don't know where it is.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I would love to keep talking, but it seems like.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So this is a I guess it's Eggo waffle cereal
with marshmallows, which I love.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So it's gonna be a little too sugary, but I'm
excited for it.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So basically it's like waffle Chris, but it can't be
because that's another brandy with marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Very good, buddy, Yeah, I can see that big red
logo in the corner.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You can, Yeah, all right, So we're using two percent
milk today. Great, So it smells very very maypley. It does,
and the marshmallow looks like a penis. Oh okay, look
at it. Look at mine? Uh yeah, what is it?
What is it?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
It's a flashlight.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I thought it was a wizard.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, there's flashlight, demigrgan and D twenty marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What's a D twenty anest?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I don't actually know. That's D twelve and they sing
my band that's right?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
All right? Well, you know what. I love the marshmallows.
I'll tell you that much. Let's see how it goes,
and I'll tell you one other thing. The maple smell
is much stronger than the maple flavor.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
D twenty is a twenty sided die because they play
dungeons and dragons.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No losers. I mean it was hmm, you know what sweet?
You want? The maple, the Eggo waffle whole thing, the
marshmallow even sweeter. It was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, I'm gonna give this three bowls in a spoon.
I think it's a little too sweet in my opinion.
Ego waffle cereal on its own really kind of does
it for me. This doesn't.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
When's the last time you had Eggo waffle cereal and
it did it for you?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't know the last time you had a cereal
that done it for you all?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't know. I don't mean that, you big goettah.
They haven't made it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That was the last tipe of you had at Yeah,
that was the last tipe of you.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
They haven't made Eggo waffle cereal in a long time.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, so what was that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm gonna give it four bowls.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah it's good. Well, that's up. I had Echo cereal
back on August of twenty twenty. I remember, anyway, why
it's such a jerk because you were a jerk first
and look I'm wearing a waffle.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
How short? Oh cool? The total coincidence?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Wow? Nuts anyway, three balls in a spoon? Okay, three
balls in a spoon for me, it's still a little
too sweet.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Did you know, honey, bunches of Oats made granola?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well they do. Wow, that's post see the red I
did say that before. I'm pretty sure I bought this
in chopperate. What cereal did you buy? Curious?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What cereal did I buy?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I didn't buy anything.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, it's a tough opening this bag. Who was I
talking to the other somebody was telling me, wait a minute,
you put milk and granola. I thought granola was just
a topping. A weird for having granola with no.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, I loved granola cereal growing it right?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, granola cereal? Which one?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Which one?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Dick? Because you're starting what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I literally say something and you're like, sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
We should be brothers.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I would like, actually rather choose to I think get
every toenail cut off, like ripped off.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yep. Wow, that's so messed up. Donna? Are you hearing this?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Donna? Why has you gotta do me like that?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Okay, thank you?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Why are you keeping the sound on?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know how to not make it on that.
So the granola, it really varies in sizes. There's tiny
little crumbs and big old, massive pieces and all it
is granola. There's no stuff in it. There's no knots
or chunks or anything. And this is a first for
honey bunches of votes, right, maybe why I know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
We've never had a honey bunch.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No, I don't believe we have. I could check Serial
KILLERSPC dot com. I don't know to find out.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Other Scott might have something to say about that.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, he's been yelling at me, like I know, and
I love.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It, and other Scott keep going, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Your milk turns yellow almost immediately. That's not a bad thing.
Mm hmmm, we do mm hmmm. Granola. It's Honting roasted granola.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't love it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's basic.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It's not sweet enough.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
But yet you said the last was too sweet. Yeah,
so what's your sweet level that you enjoy? I don't know,
you know what some done with you.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I'm going to give this two bowls. Two bowls. It
doesn't do anything enough for me to want to recommend
this to you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Maybe this is a yogurt topping. Yes, it's with some
honey on top of it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Also, I will say that the smaller granola clusters do
look like kidney stones. I just have to get that
out there. Wait, what the little granola ones look like
kidney stones?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
When have you seen kidney stones?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You've never googled a kidney stone.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
They look like sharp little pieces of glass, So you.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Google them too. So when I said it, you're like,
how do you know what they did?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Gay? Well, you know what they look like. Why are
you doing a completely different voice for me today?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That's the attitude you're giving me. So I've just a
signed a voice to it.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I don't know where that even comes from.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I don't know. It's just who's channeling when I'm channeling today.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Look, it's basic, it's granola. It's three balls for me.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, there's a little too basic for me, in my opinion.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You need a little some nuts in there or something,
some slipped almonds.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You need a little bit more sweetness, Like we've had
better granola than this.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh, there's no doubt.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I think that if you see this on the shelf
and you're just gonna buy it because you like honey,
bunches of votes, and you think, oh my god, they
make a granola nallomy put this on many thing, You're
gonna be a little disappointed.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
All right, well, you know what, we'll be back right
after this. How about that it's the right thing to do.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well, the Wolf of Brimley Estate just suit us.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Wait, so everybody just sues us when we use things.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's not even sewing. That's an exaggeration.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, he needs a diabetes meds. All right, you're ready
to vomit. Here we go. Thank you other Matt for
sending us vomit. It's another magic spoon, buddy, what is it?
It's birthday cake, your favorite flavor.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
It's not a real flavor. I've said this for years.
I'm on record of saying this. It's not a thing.
It's just vanilla.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
What like? What a rip this freaking company, I tell you.
Although they did want to do some collab with us,
so hey, magic spoon, Hey.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Magic spoon.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Wink.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Hope that check clears.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Let's see how it is. I don't honestly, again, I
don't know if it was them, if it was just instagramming, like, hey,
oh it smells well, it does smell like like some frosting. Yeah,
it smells like frosting, a dastardly after smell. It's gonna
give you a little because I know we're gonna take
like two rings. Should I move it to what the car?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I don't know if it's going to be vimicious? Is
that a word? Can you check vimicious? Because you know?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
No? If not, I think that's fun and I think
we should. We could trademark that, but put it on
T shirts. But maniacle is not maniacle will never be
a word. It's maniacal, you know this.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
But vimicious it could be a word.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I will say. It was at dinner with somebody yesterday
and they go, you know.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
He had a lot of kveats, covetes, kveats.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
What's caveats?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Oh wow, coveats. You know. I was with somebody the
other day. We were eating soup, yeah, and on the
menu it said chicken consumme And she said, what's consume?
You never heard the word in your life? Not crazy?
I don't know. All right, so let's get some hi castle.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
They didn't no caveats, they didn't know consume.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
All right, I'm I'm yeah, I'm going into this with
very very low expectation, and.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Lord Jesus please protect me.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Wa what do the Jews do the star? I don't
know what. We don't want to do it. We don't
do it for power charge. You don't do a Jesus thing.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, I mean I guess maybe like.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
No, just two triangles, triangle, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Triangle.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh so their little their little loops, little o's with
some should should be sprinkles, the little speckles on there.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Let's say what you think.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Starts up good? I think so? Mhm wow, I'm I'm
not bothered by it yet. Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I'll tell you what he why um bothered? It tastes
like the fluoride that you'd get at the dentist when
the dentist would come over when you were a kid
and be like, oh it's a duck bill, here you go,
and you had to bite on it. And it was that.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Discuss that you've talked about this many times.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Is this like to the teeth?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Is there fluoride in this?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You're gonna be shock Andrew three bowls. It's not. This
is one flavor that's not bad. You're the cycle who
enjoyed the duck bill I know I did. I threw
up from that because they would always give.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
It, so they mis should have done it for you,
because I got immediate like no, I had like a
trauma response from like it was like in my brain.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I gotta tell you, this one tastes like a spoonful
of frosting to me. It did not get the crazy
weird after taste moments later the Stevia thing. I'm okay
with it.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
If you want to have an experience of being transported
back to your childhood at the dentist office, get this cereal.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It was not for me. I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Vomit, so that's nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Nothing. Wow, it was a full on like I felt
like transported back.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm not sure that we've ever been farther apart on
a magic spoon other Scott if you could check that
for me and give me the stats if you don't mind,
But anyway, let me let me say this from my opinion, Sure,
if you are to get a magic spoon variety flavor,
this is it, because this is I think one of
the only ones that I've never had a reaction to that.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Make better ones. There's been magic spoons that I like
we've recently been a lot more divided on our Magic
Spoon reviews. I like a couple of them. I think
the Maple one was one I liked. There's been a
couple this. No, no, not for me.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But different strokes, different folks. Yeah, that's what makes this
show so successful.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Now the world don't move to a beat of just
one drum.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
What might be right for you may not be right
for some.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
So anyway, thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We
do appreciate you listening. We know you have a choice
in podcasts and somehow you found it.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Wow, this is only fourteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, we gotta go. I get stuff, man, Halloween, kids, everything, Yep.
I gotta take costumes. Parade. Yeah, I gotta take you.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
It's a Halloween parade.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I gotta take that eminem out of the studio. I
need it for my costume.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I know she's in high school, but it's good a
high school parade.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
No, she does Halloween still, trick or treats? Absolutely with
her friends. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
When did the Ashley step trick or treating.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
When she left for college? Really? Yeah, they hang out,
they go out with the friends and bum around with
the kids.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Bum around. Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Please follow us on Instagram at serial Killers PC and
we'll see you again Monday with an all new serial Killers.
Perhaps a bowl chat in between, that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, that would be nice.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Until then, say crunch Andrew.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Alright, well, have a great rest of your day, Scott.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, okay, Bubby, Bye bye