January 13, 2025 • 18 mins
Seems Kellogg's needed to meet their new cereal quota for 2024, so they just made Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, and Krave into little "glazed" balls that they call donut holes. You get 3 brand new cereals today!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Recording and progress. Welcome. Hello, what are you doing over there?
Andy's getting my microphone set up per you. Just a
hot fine live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This
is Serial Killing, guys, and it's really exciting because this
is the first show that we're actually recording in twenty
twenty five. Wow. So you're saying we pre recorded everything else, Well, sure,
(00:22):
because there was the holidays. There's a vacation time. We
had to get a bunch of stuff in the can.
As they say, Andy, can't you know that's that's a
radio lingo. Yeah, lingo would say jargon. Jargon's not the
right word. I hate this, Mike. Can we fix that
this year? You know, I'm just going to bring back
the stupid man box because I can't do this. I
love stupid man It's literally pissing me off so much.
(00:44):
This thing. Look at this, Look at this. I have
to literally do the show like I'm a giraffe. Jeff
the engineer is still supposed to put that third mic
ander that work. We can have guests. We have hany buttons.
There's no way we can have guests. I could clear
some junk out, okay, yeah, yeah, plenty of room in here,
the in stacks camera, it's broken. Uh, you got a
newspaper there. I don't know who you're giving those clippings
(01:04):
to give a bunch of index cards and anison? Remember anison?
Why would I remember? What is anison? Is that? Pay? No?
This is it's it's aspirin and whatever. Okay, Yeah, aspirin
pain reliever. Great, you have a microphone over there. You
just got crap. Remember my favorite is Yeah. You know
(01:26):
this is when I really cleared everything out. It's been
ten years since you've cleared it out. Well, because I
don't work those big long Christmas days anymore, and now
with the work from home thing, I don't have to
come in, so you know, this just stays a mess
all year round. No, I I periodically clean. I got
so many cereal boxes. Come on to give me some credit.
And now they just live in your attic. No, they
live in the storage closet. Cool, They're gonna take over. Great. Hey,
(01:48):
it's time for some great new cereals. Andy. This is
like the year of new I'm excited. You should be. Yeah,
our friends at General Mills have sent us so much stuff.
We're going to be getting to that bluey cereal on
the way. Oh wow, you have that. That's very exciting.
My god, Tiana is obsessed with bluey, So would you
like to give it to her after we try? Yes, Okay,
well you're gonna mail to her, ship ship mail whatever,
(02:08):
no different. Okay, if you mail something, you're using the USPS.
If you ship something, you're using any of the services. Okay,
you know you know what. You're right, I'm wrong. Well
I'm not. There's you're not wrong. I'm just educating. There
was that trending sound on TikTok where the person was like,
you can't do that, that's not fair. That No, if
(02:31):
the person is like screaming, it's like, you can't do that,
that's not fair. And then they're like, wait, hold on,
I'm an adult. I need to calm down. That's my
mood going into this year. It's also mine. I'm not
even kidding. Great, So now you know what you're gonna
get is a drugged out, zonked out version of the
Two of Us be a boring show. Did I press
record on that? I sure, yeah, she said, recording in progress. Yeah,
(02:52):
we're both wearing black today. I love that. Yeah they are. Yeah,
yours lines are a little sideways and minor more checkerboarded. Yeah,
I don't want or exactly the same thing as Yeah.
I also like my sleeves pushed up. I don't know
why I look stupid with my sleeves down, right, I
look dumb. I don't look yeah, look look at this.
I don't like it. Okay, I always do pushed up sleeves, sweatshirts, everything.
(03:15):
You'll never see me with sleeves down, even if I'm
wearing a dress shirt with a tie, sleeves up. Who
hurts you lost? Do you need to like keep your
arms out like? Are you like hey, no? Because that
would be up here and I got nothing. Welcome to
the gun show. No, I got no guns, so you
just the wrist show. Yes, welcome to the wrist show.
Let's get eating andy. Are you like you know to
(03:37):
do battle? Is that why you keep them up? You
need like a giant anchor tattoo? No you want to
get No, I want to get the tattoo right here.
I'm gonna do it. You can make fun all day.
Even my daughter makes fun of me because it's a
terrible idea. Why Scott to have my children's name arm?
It's the worst idea I've ever heard. That's true, and
my listen to bull Chat this week, because we will
(03:59):
do one after this. We'll get to that. We'll do Cereal.
You'll listen to a bull Chat where we discussed this
horrible tattoo. It's not because the text I got was
so alarming that when you sent it to me, it's
screams midlife crisis. It screams it like let's please, let's
just we'll get into it some other times. Okay, all right,
(04:20):
let's have cereal and we're gonna have three new ones today.
Andrew the glazed all the glazed donuts. My mom actually
had them at the house and was like, have you
had these yet? I was like, no, we didn't. I
tried one. What I tried one? It was not good.
It wasn't good. Get out. I did the Applejacks one.
Get out. I didn't do any other ones. You broke
(04:41):
the card in the rule of this podcast. You don't
try new cereals before we do it here. Okay, that's unacceptable.
Well I'm too slow. Donna said that she was going
to get She and I've had these months ago. I've
had these since before vacation. But you know, there's so
much new stuff. We just that's why I'm blowing all
out right now, all three ready, let's start with the
one new Kellogg's frosted flakes glazed doughnut holes. Yeah, fine,
(05:05):
I don't know. I didn't try this one, so well,
it's gonna taste like frosted feet. Apple jack one was
not good. Okay, it does not taste like You can't
say that yet, but I had it. I didn't have
a full bowl. I just had like a spoonful. As
the matter, you tried it against the rules. Okay, seriously,
if you look at the bylaws from when we first heard,
remove this anison. I mean, it's gonna give me a headache.
(05:27):
So bring it back soon. When you needed these smells
like maple, you know, I'm taking that home today. I'm
not even kidding. I literally took that today. I'm taking it. Okay.
Cooper loves that. She loves the super greens. These are
not quite wild. Here we go, new year old diamond. Welcome.
(05:50):
They're not good. You don't know this yet. I just
don't get the concept, Like, what are we doing again?
Every cereal company has to have a certain amount of
new cereals. Every year, so they're like, hmm, brainstorm, let's
blow it out. We'll take three existing cereals and just
morph it into something else. I always say, did the
intimens donut holes cereal? Because intimate donut holes are the best.
And I'm not sure if you saw our Instagram, but
(06:13):
you know I think on Crustables needs to make cereal. Yes, delicious.
I love on Crustables. Dude, we're recording a podcast here.
I'm going back to the farm fresh dairy fridge. Does
it look like new for twenty twenty five? He's not
making fun of me. Look, yes, I'm actually going to
(06:35):
have you come in after we do the next episode
because there's something pressing that we know I can't do.
We're not doing that today. I can't. I have too
much blinds, Blinds, you have no idea what I have
going on. The only day you could record this week
and do anything. We're gonna to do the other one
from unless Diamond gets out and we hurry up, than sure.
So here we go. It's it's frosted flakes glazed donut
(06:57):
holes from Kellogg's. Okay, Oh, Cooper loves chocolate chair she does.
That's why. Actually, I pulled them out. Ready. Here, they're
a little bit flatter, they're a little flattered, they're not
quite round. So let's check it. Ew No, no, it's
not you. But if you're expecting frost flakes, you're not
getting it. It's sour. I don't think so. It's I
(07:20):
literally am tasting sour. It tastes like something else that
we've had before. No, no, it tastes like movie popcorn. Right,
it's sour. I don't think it's sour like tart. This
is gross. I'm gonna do one more just to make
sure I'm not crazy. I wouldn't say it's gross, but
(07:41):
it's not spectacular. It doesn't taste like a doughnut hole. No,
that is tart. I taste movie popcorn. I'm giving you
three bowls in a spoon. I think it's pretty decent,
but it's not spectacular. Yeah, it's the next time you
go to the movies, just bring your Farmland Fresh dairies
and pour it into the milk or pour it into
the bucket of popcorn. Oh. Now, they have the little
(08:01):
shelf stable boxes for the kiddies, so I'm just gonna
bring those for the kid out. I can hide that
in my jacket pocket and no one will even know.
You would be the person that before you go to
a movie. Is I do hey guys, hide this stick? Yes,
hey guys, bring it? Bring it definitely looking. I bring
a giant down jacket and I load the insides up
with bottles of water and snacks. I guarantee you do
this in the summer as well. It makes you even
(08:22):
more terrifying, can't. That's when I wear the cargo shorts.
Everything is fine. Don't look at the man in the
giant parka. What are you giving it? Champ? This gets
a bowl in a spoon. That's disgusting. That is really
bad for you. It's so tart. I don't know if
maybe I had something going on. Did you have orange
juice before you? I didn't. I had black tea and
my shake. That's it, all right, So let's move on
(08:44):
to the one that you did have, so we can
just blow through that one. Okay, you said blow like
forty two times so far. I'm sorry. Move through, all right.
So this is your Kellogg's apple jacks glazed doughnut holes.
It's apple cinnamon, and you got your you know those
look like different nails. They got rid of the Jamaican
cinnamons deck. Well, I mean that was a while ago,
so I mean they're going for a more pr friendly
(09:06):
What they look like is applejacks without a hole. I
guess yeah, they're not. It's not a loop. It just
looks it looks like an apple jack but no hole
in it. Yeah, honestly, it looks like when they show
like DNAAZ like a disease. This is what a disease
looks like. Yes, it looks like the little covid, but
it's the ribosome carries the strand. Is a ribosome a
(09:28):
thing it is. It's gotta be a thing. God, that
sounded smart, though. Let me tell you something. The bags
are no good. The bags for the glazed line or
feeble age you are. It's not as strong as it
used to be. I must be stronger because they're just
tearing apart. I'm like the incredible Hulk. Rick me off
my clothes. Please don't do that. Don't make me angry.
(09:50):
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. You don't even
know what that is. That's the guy a Bruce of Blanche. No,
it's David Banner. Yes, Bill Bigs played by Bill Wrestler,
not the wrestler guy. Lufa Forignolo was the Hulk, and
Bill Fixby was David Banner. Yeah, and he flips over
the car, everything rips everything. What's an energy between David
(10:13):
Banner and Bruce. David Banner was the character. Bill Bixby
was the guy that played David Banner, and Lou Ferigno
played the Hulk. The Hulk is go ahead, Lou Forigno, Yes,
that's right. But the Hulk's name when he's not the
Hulk is David Banner. So there's multiple Hulks. This was
the Incredible Hulk TV series from the seventies and eighties.
(10:34):
Wasn't Lou Forigno that guy? Yes, but there was another one.
I don't think. So you're thinking about a movie or something.
Hold on, okay, I'm just confused now why I'm saying.
Luf Forigno is the Hulk in the show, the Incredible Hulk, Yes,
the TV show, the guy the television show. But but
the Hulk comes from a dude. Yes, that's what I know. That.
(10:56):
That's why I'm trying to ask. And Bill Bixby plays
David Banner. David Banner is the guy that turns into
the Incredible Hulk, who is den Luffriigno. Oh so oh,
so he just like changed. You think that they they
just changed. You think they just bulked up the regular guy. Well,
that's what they do for the Marvel movies. It's just
literally Mark Ruffalo and he just they just paint them
(11:17):
green or c GI him. It's like his face on
a green body. That was just a lot for me.
I need to eat something. Well, yeah, because I think
I didn't know that it was two different actors. Oh,
they would never do that, now, okay, now they just
ce g I the Hulk. Sure, all right. Apple Jack's
glade a lot of shirtar not good? Remember Apple Jackson
(11:40):
is the surreal and my mom told me never to
eat when I was a kid. I think it's good
to taste cinnamony. It tastes like a cake. It tastes
like a little apple, like a little Debbie's apple cake.
It's so dry afterwards. The milk takes care of that.
So in my opinion, it's so dry afterwards. I have
to start prefacing. Oh and there it is. Oh God,
(12:03):
I met, I tore, I tore my mouth open. I'm
gonna be bleeding in a milood everywhere. Okay, I give
this two bowls. When it says do not miss doughnut
donut miss, I would miss this because there's nothing about
this that's good. I like the little red specs that
(12:24):
are supposed to be out. It doesn't taste like an
apple jack, which is frustrating because I like the taste
of apple jacks. So if you just told me this
would be a mini apple jack, I'd be like, great,
But instead it's just a weird I think it's pretty good.
Three balls in a spoon. I like it, Okay, I
mean it's good. The Glazed collection is Scott's favorite. Now
apparently it's not. The next one coming up might be
(12:45):
a bit controversial, be you know, a lot of the
cereal people amongst the cereal insiders, the cereal insiders, they
don't love Crave Cereal. They just, for whatever reason, that's
like a bomb for them. I don't know why. I
am not a Crave fan, as you know. Yeah I do,
I like you do. I do. So we're gonna get
to that one next right with salacious teas. Yeah, right
(13:06):
after this beat us. Thanks Will, and we're back. We're back.
Welcome back to serial killers, thanks for sticking around. So,
according to them, Eureka, max glaze equals max flavor. They
did the math and donut holes are the perfect shape
to deliver more glaze. And then they do some fake
math E equals mc square Yeah, something like that. Do
(13:30):
you know I liked that? This is like algebra. I
like the algebra. Actually, no it's not. This is geometry.
I don't think I took any of that. I only
passed geometry because I gave the teacher a shirt, that's right,
and I gave my Jim teacher coupons. Yep, wow, high five.
Love a scam. Yeah, but look where we are now, Andy,
if they can only see me, now they can leaves
(13:51):
and the bright lights. Okay, see, now here's the thing.
All three cereals have smelled exactly the same. No, this
is ke crave glazed. So basically what this wants to
be is like a little like a chocolate munchkin from Duncan.
That's what this is supposed to be. So there's nothing
on the inside. No, it couldn't be. Look and even
like he's empty. See, honestly, the craves are terrifying. Put
(14:12):
eyes on that thing. That's a horrible Is that a tongue? Yes,
that's a horrible depiction of the crave pillows. They're like
screaming for help. You want to die? It smells weird.
I don't know. I'm not looking forward to this. I
don't like any of these. There is no shot that
all of a sudden, this one I'm gonna be like,
(14:34):
oh boy, this was amazing. Can you move on Apple
out of the way here so we can get crazy? No? No, no,
he needs to stay on camp. Yeah yeah. Farmland Dairries fresh,
Farmland Fresh Dairyes, sorry, I left the freshout. It's always fresh.
You know how long this milk lasts. I'm not even dude.
Before we went on vacation, I'm dead serious, Okay, I
had a container of Farmland Fresh dairyes, organic two percent milk,
(14:54):
and I brought it home from here because I didn't
wanted to sit here while we were on vacation, and
it was open for quite a while, and it lasted
five days past the best buy sell day. Yeah. I
was using it for my coffee for days and days
and days after we left here. Once we go to
the plant, we'll see how it's made. I'm very very excited. Well,
I know how milk is made. It comes out of
the utter. Andrew, you mean processed. I guess yes, Scott,
(15:15):
that's exactly what I meant. Thank you for correcting. No problem.
So it's farm Land Fresh Dairyes, two percent milk and
a big old one gallon jug. Yay, this thing was
on sale. I love that I got this for three
dollars and nineteen cents. That's bananas, especially with the price
of eggs these days. Whoa this issues bananas? Yeah a
n A n A right, uh, this is me here
you go. Did you turn your spoon out? No? Okay? One.
(15:39):
They say it's genius. It's like rabbit poop, does it? No,
that's darker. I'm not gonna ask you why. Okay, okay, okay,
not bad. A cocoa puff that's the best of it. No,
it is not. And it's not possible. That is you
know why? Different company. Yeah, but it's not as chocolate
(16:00):
it either. I like it. It's a cocoa puff. I'm
shocked it is. It is a it is a weak chocolate.
I don't think so. This is just the right amount.
Okay for me. That's fine. That's why you have different
opinions Andrew, otherwise it'd be so boring. I love that
you changed the color pen for each score. Well, it's cute.
I got my big four collar pen. Why not love that?
(16:22):
Isn't that some movie? Some Avengers or something? What is that? Marvel? Marvel? Mhm,
I give three bowls in a spoom. See. I think
this is boring, but I'm also gonna give it three
balls in a spoon. I like it because I like
the chocolate. This is the best of them. It mixes
well with the milk. Yeah, so yeah, if you're gonna
go with the glaze. First of all, they ain't gonna
be around long because it's really just a novelty thing.
(16:43):
These kind of things come and go, you know, when
they have different variations of a particular cereal, they're just
around for a little while, you know, like your frosted
Flakes goes through the varieties all the time. Yeah for sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're sure. Yeah, they do exactly all that. Yes, anyway,
uh mmmmmmmmm. Oh you know what, maybe I will record
a bull chat with you, So why don't we go? Great?
(17:04):
And actually, unfortunately that boll chat will have come before this,
so I mean I could just save it for next week.
I don't know. Whatever, we can figure it out. We'll
figure it out anyway. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
We're glad you stuck with us all these years. We're
in year five. I think now with this, now you know,
we have to plan something fun. We really should. We
should have a big old party. I would love that.
(17:26):
We're a serial kills every ceiling. No, no, what imagine
all those pieces falling on people. No, I'm not cleaning
it up. Yeah, you win it. I'll just get a
big blower. No, you'll just call maintenance here. Hey, guys,
have a new job for you. No, a leaf blower? Okay,
leaf sucker. Alright, Gandhi's calling you. All right, we gotta go.
Thanks for listening. Please follow us on social at serial
(17:48):
Killers PC. Please check out our friends at Farmland Fresh
Dairies on Instagram. And until we see you next week,
say Crunch, Andrew, Crunch, you better get that so important,
so important. I'm still so important, ka love you. Bye,
Recording and progress. Welcome. Hello, what are you doing over there?
Andy's getting my microphone set up per you. Just a
hot fine live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This
is Serial Killing, guys, and it's really exciting because this
is the first show that we're actually recording in twenty
twenty five. Wow. So you're saying we pre recorded everything else, Well, sure,
(00:22):
because there was the holidays. There's a vacation time. We
had to get a bunch of stuff in the can.
As they say, Andy, can't you know that's that's a
radio lingo. Yeah, lingo would say jargon. Jargon's not the
right word. I hate this, Mike. Can we fix that
this year? You know, I'm just going to bring back
the stupid man box because I can't do this. I
love stupid man It's literally pissing me off so much.
(00:44):
This thing. Look at this, Look at this. I have
to literally do the show like I'm a giraffe. Jeff
the engineer is still supposed to put that third mic
ander that work. We can have guests. We have hany buttons.
There's no way we can have guests. I could clear
some junk out, okay, yeah, yeah, plenty of room in here,
the in stacks camera, it's broken. Uh, you got a
newspaper there. I don't know who you're giving those clippings
(01:04):
to give a bunch of index cards and anison? Remember anison?
Why would I remember? What is anison? Is that? Pay? No?
This is it's it's aspirin and whatever. Okay, Yeah, aspirin
pain reliever. Great, you have a microphone over there. You
just got crap. Remember my favorite is Yeah. You know
(01:26):
this is when I really cleared everything out. It's been
ten years since you've cleared it out. Well, because I
don't work those big long Christmas days anymore, and now
with the work from home thing, I don't have to
come in, so you know, this just stays a mess
all year round. No, I I periodically clean. I got
so many cereal boxes. Come on to give me some credit.
And now they just live in your attic. No, they
live in the storage closet. Cool, They're gonna take over. Great. Hey,
(01:48):
it's time for some great new cereals. Andy. This is
like the year of new I'm excited. You should be. Yeah,
our friends at General Mills have sent us so much stuff.
We're going to be getting to that bluey cereal on
the way. Oh wow, you have that. That's very exciting.
My god, Tiana is obsessed with bluey, So would you
like to give it to her after we try? Yes, Okay,
well you're gonna mail to her, ship ship mail whatever,
(02:08):
no different. Okay, if you mail something, you're using the USPS.
If you ship something, you're using any of the services. Okay,
you know you know what. You're right, I'm wrong. Well
I'm not. There's you're not wrong. I'm just educating. There
was that trending sound on TikTok where the person was like,
you can't do that, that's not fair. That No, if
(02:31):
the person is like screaming, it's like, you can't do that,
that's not fair. And then they're like, wait, hold on,
I'm an adult. I need to calm down. That's my
mood going into this year. It's also mine. I'm not
even kidding. Great, So now you know what you're gonna
get is a drugged out, zonked out version of the
Two of Us be a boring show. Did I press
record on that? I sure, yeah, she said, recording in progress. Yeah,
(02:52):
we're both wearing black today. I love that. Yeah they are. Yeah,
yours lines are a little sideways and minor more checkerboarded. Yeah,
I don't want or exactly the same thing as Yeah.
I also like my sleeves pushed up. I don't know
why I look stupid with my sleeves down, right, I
look dumb. I don't look yeah, look look at this.
I don't like it. Okay, I always do pushed up sleeves, sweatshirts, everything.
(03:15):
You'll never see me with sleeves down, even if I'm
wearing a dress shirt with a tie, sleeves up. Who
hurts you lost? Do you need to like keep your
arms out like? Are you like hey, no? Because that
would be up here and I got nothing. Welcome to
the gun show. No, I got no guns, so you
just the wrist show. Yes, welcome to the wrist show.
Let's get eating andy. Are you like you know to
(03:37):
do battle? Is that why you keep them up? You
need like a giant anchor tattoo? No you want to
get No, I want to get the tattoo right here.
I'm gonna do it. You can make fun all day.
Even my daughter makes fun of me because it's a
terrible idea. Why Scott to have my children's name arm?
It's the worst idea I've ever heard. That's true, and
my listen to bull Chat this week, because we will
(03:59):
do one after this. We'll get to that. We'll do Cereal.
You'll listen to a bull Chat where we discussed this
horrible tattoo. It's not because the text I got was
so alarming that when you sent it to me, it's
screams midlife crisis. It screams it like let's please, let's
just we'll get into it some other times. Okay, all right,
(04:20):
let's have cereal and we're gonna have three new ones today.
Andrew the glazed all the glazed donuts. My mom actually
had them at the house and was like, have you
had these yet? I was like, no, we didn't. I
tried one. What I tried one? It was not good.
It wasn't good. Get out. I did the Applejacks one.
Get out. I didn't do any other ones. You broke
(04:41):
the card in the rule of this podcast. You don't
try new cereals before we do it here. Okay, that's unacceptable.
Well I'm too slow. Donna said that she was going
to get She and I've had these months ago. I've
had these since before vacation. But you know, there's so
much new stuff. We just that's why I'm blowing all
out right now, all three ready, let's start with the
one new Kellogg's frosted flakes glazed doughnut holes. Yeah, fine,
(05:05):
I don't know. I didn't try this one, so well,
it's gonna taste like frosted feet. Apple jack one was
not good. Okay, it does not taste like You can't
say that yet, but I had it. I didn't have
a full bowl. I just had like a spoonful. As
the matter, you tried it against the rules. Okay, seriously,
if you look at the bylaws from when we first heard,
remove this anison. I mean, it's gonna give me a headache.
(05:27):
So bring it back soon. When you needed these smells
like maple, you know, I'm taking that home today. I'm
not even kidding. I literally took that today. I'm taking it. Okay.
Cooper loves that. She loves the super greens. These are
not quite wild. Here we go, new year old diamond. Welcome.
(05:50):
They're not good. You don't know this yet. I just
don't get the concept, Like, what are we doing again?
Every cereal company has to have a certain amount of
new cereals. Every year, so they're like, hmm, brainstorm, let's
blow it out. We'll take three existing cereals and just
morph it into something else. I always say, did the
intimens donut holes cereal? Because intimate donut holes are the best.
And I'm not sure if you saw our Instagram, but
(06:13):
you know I think on Crustables needs to make cereal. Yes, delicious.
I love on Crustables. Dude, we're recording a podcast here.
I'm going back to the farm fresh dairy fridge. Does
it look like new for twenty twenty five? He's not
making fun of me. Look, yes, I'm actually going to
(06:35):
have you come in after we do the next episode
because there's something pressing that we know I can't do.
We're not doing that today. I can't. I have too
much blinds, Blinds, you have no idea what I have
going on. The only day you could record this week
and do anything. We're gonna to do the other one
from unless Diamond gets out and we hurry up, than sure.
So here we go. It's it's frosted flakes glazed donut
(06:57):
holes from Kellogg's. Okay, Oh, Cooper loves chocolate chair she does.
That's why. Actually, I pulled them out. Ready. Here, they're
a little bit flatter, they're a little flattered, they're not
quite round. So let's check it. Ew No, no, it's
not you. But if you're expecting frost flakes, you're not
getting it. It's sour. I don't think so. It's I
(07:20):
literally am tasting sour. It tastes like something else that
we've had before. No, no, it tastes like movie popcorn. Right,
it's sour. I don't think it's sour like tart. This
is gross. I'm gonna do one more just to make
sure I'm not crazy. I wouldn't say it's gross, but
(07:41):
it's not spectacular. It doesn't taste like a doughnut hole. No,
that is tart. I taste movie popcorn. I'm giving you
three bowls in a spoon. I think it's pretty decent,
but it's not spectacular. Yeah, it's the next time you
go to the movies, just bring your Farmland Fresh dairies
and pour it into the milk or pour it into
the bucket of popcorn. Oh. Now, they have the little
(08:01):
shelf stable boxes for the kiddies, so I'm just gonna
bring those for the kid out. I can hide that
in my jacket pocket and no one will even know.
You would be the person that before you go to
a movie. Is I do hey guys, hide this stick? Yes,
hey guys, bring it? Bring it definitely looking. I bring
a giant down jacket and I load the insides up
with bottles of water and snacks. I guarantee you do
this in the summer as well. It makes you even
(08:22):
more terrifying, can't. That's when I wear the cargo shorts.
Everything is fine. Don't look at the man in the
giant parka. What are you giving it? Champ? This gets
a bowl in a spoon. That's disgusting. That is really
bad for you. It's so tart. I don't know if
maybe I had something going on. Did you have orange
juice before you? I didn't. I had black tea and
my shake. That's it, all right, So let's move on
(08:44):
to the one that you did have, so we can
just blow through that one. Okay, you said blow like
forty two times so far. I'm sorry. Move through, all right.
So this is your Kellogg's apple jacks glazed doughnut holes.
It's apple cinnamon, and you got your you know those
look like different nails. They got rid of the Jamaican
cinnamons deck. Well, I mean that was a while ago,
so I mean they're going for a more pr friendly
(09:06):
What they look like is applejacks without a hole. I
guess yeah, they're not. It's not a loop. It just
looks it looks like an apple jack but no hole
in it. Yeah, honestly, it looks like when they show
like DNAAZ like a disease. This is what a disease
looks like. Yes, it looks like the little covid, but
it's the ribosome carries the strand. Is a ribosome a
(09:28):
thing it is. It's gotta be a thing. God, that
sounded smart, though. Let me tell you something. The bags
are no good. The bags for the glazed line or
feeble age you are. It's not as strong as it
used to be. I must be stronger because they're just
tearing apart. I'm like the incredible Hulk. Rick me off
my clothes. Please don't do that. Don't make me angry.
(09:50):
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. You don't even
know what that is. That's the guy a Bruce of Blanche. No,
it's David Banner. Yes, Bill Bigs played by Bill Wrestler,
not the wrestler guy. Lufa Forignolo was the Hulk, and
Bill Fixby was David Banner. Yeah, and he flips over
the car, everything rips everything. What's an energy between David
(10:13):
Banner and Bruce. David Banner was the character. Bill Bixby
was the guy that played David Banner, and Lou Ferigno
played the Hulk. The Hulk is go ahead, Lou Forigno, Yes,
that's right. But the Hulk's name when he's not the
Hulk is David Banner. So there's multiple Hulks. This was
the Incredible Hulk TV series from the seventies and eighties.
(10:34):
Wasn't Lou Forigno that guy? Yes, but there was another one.
I don't think. So you're thinking about a movie or something.
Hold on, okay, I'm just confused now why I'm saying.
Luf Forigno is the Hulk in the show, the Incredible Hulk, Yes,
the TV show, the guy the television show. But but
the Hulk comes from a dude. Yes, that's what I know. That.
(10:56):
That's why I'm trying to ask. And Bill Bixby plays
David Banner. David Banner is the guy that turns into
the Incredible Hulk, who is den Luffriigno. Oh so oh,
so he just like changed. You think that they they
just changed. You think they just bulked up the regular guy. Well,
that's what they do for the Marvel movies. It's just
literally Mark Ruffalo and he just they just paint them
(11:17):
green or c GI him. It's like his face on
a green body. That was just a lot for me.
I need to eat something. Well, yeah, because I think
I didn't know that it was two different actors. Oh,
they would never do that, now, okay, now they just
ce g I the Hulk. Sure, all right. Apple Jack's
glade a lot of shirtar not good? Remember Apple Jackson
(11:40):
is the surreal and my mom told me never to
eat when I was a kid. I think it's good
to taste cinnamony. It tastes like a cake. It tastes
like a little apple, like a little Debbie's apple cake.
It's so dry afterwards. The milk takes care of that.
So in my opinion, it's so dry afterwards. I have
to start prefacing. Oh and there it is. Oh God,
(12:03):
I met, I tore, I tore my mouth open. I'm
gonna be bleeding in a milood everywhere. Okay, I give
this two bowls. When it says do not miss doughnut
donut miss, I would miss this because there's nothing about
this that's good. I like the little red specs that
(12:24):
are supposed to be out. It doesn't taste like an
apple jack, which is frustrating because I like the taste
of apple jacks. So if you just told me this
would be a mini apple jack, I'd be like, great,
But instead it's just a weird I think it's pretty good.
Three balls in a spoon. I like it, Okay, I
mean it's good. The Glazed collection is Scott's favorite. Now
apparently it's not. The next one coming up might be
(12:45):
a bit controversial, be you know, a lot of the
cereal people amongst the cereal insiders, the cereal insiders, they
don't love Crave Cereal. They just, for whatever reason, that's
like a bomb for them. I don't know why. I
am not a Crave fan, as you know. Yeah I do,
I like you do. I do. So we're gonna get
to that one next right with salacious teas. Yeah, right
(13:06):
after this beat us. Thanks Will, and we're back. We're back.
Welcome back to serial killers, thanks for sticking around. So,
according to them, Eureka, max glaze equals max flavor. They
did the math and donut holes are the perfect shape
to deliver more glaze. And then they do some fake
math E equals mc square Yeah, something like that. Do
(13:30):
you know I liked that? This is like algebra. I
like the algebra. Actually, no it's not. This is geometry.
I don't think I took any of that. I only
passed geometry because I gave the teacher a shirt, that's right,
and I gave my Jim teacher coupons. Yep, wow, high five.
Love a scam. Yeah, but look where we are now, Andy,
if they can only see me, now they can leaves
(13:51):
and the bright lights. Okay, see, now here's the thing.
All three cereals have smelled exactly the same. No, this
is ke crave glazed. So basically what this wants to
be is like a little like a chocolate munchkin from Duncan.
That's what this is supposed to be. So there's nothing
on the inside. No, it couldn't be. Look and even
like he's empty. See, honestly, the craves are terrifying. Put
(14:12):
eyes on that thing. That's a horrible Is that a tongue? Yes,
that's a horrible depiction of the crave pillows. They're like
screaming for help. You want to die? It smells weird.
I don't know. I'm not looking forward to this. I
don't like any of these. There is no shot that
all of a sudden, this one I'm gonna be like,
(14:34):
oh boy, this was amazing. Can you move on Apple
out of the way here so we can get crazy? No? No, no,
he needs to stay on camp. Yeah yeah. Farmland Dairries fresh,
Farmland Fresh Dairyes, sorry, I left the freshout. It's always fresh.
You know how long this milk lasts. I'm not even dude.
Before we went on vacation, I'm dead serious, Okay, I
had a container of Farmland Fresh dairyes, organic two percent milk,
(14:54):
and I brought it home from here because I didn't
wanted to sit here while we were on vacation, and
it was open for quite a while, and it lasted
five days past the best buy sell day. Yeah. I
was using it for my coffee for days and days
and days after we left here. Once we go to
the plant, we'll see how it's made. I'm very very excited. Well,
I know how milk is made. It comes out of
the utter. Andrew, you mean processed. I guess yes, Scott,
(15:15):
that's exactly what I meant. Thank you for correcting. No problem.
So it's farm Land Fresh Dairyes, two percent milk and
a big old one gallon jug. Yay, this thing was
on sale. I love that I got this for three
dollars and nineteen cents. That's bananas, especially with the price
of eggs these days. Whoa this issues bananas? Yeah a
n A n A right, uh, this is me here
you go. Did you turn your spoon out? No? Okay? One.
(15:39):
They say it's genius. It's like rabbit poop, does it? No,
that's darker. I'm not gonna ask you why. Okay, okay, okay,
not bad. A cocoa puff that's the best of it. No,
it is not. And it's not possible. That is you
know why? Different company. Yeah, but it's not as chocolate
(16:00):
it either. I like it. It's a cocoa puff. I'm
shocked it is. It is a it is a weak chocolate.
I don't think so. This is just the right amount.
Okay for me. That's fine. That's why you have different
opinions Andrew, otherwise it'd be so boring. I love that
you changed the color pen for each score. Well, it's cute.
I got my big four collar pen. Why not love that?
(16:22):
Isn't that some movie? Some Avengers or something? What is that? Marvel? Marvel? Mhm,
I give three bowls in a spoom. See. I think
this is boring, but I'm also gonna give it three
balls in a spoon. I like it because I like
the chocolate. This is the best of them. It mixes
well with the milk. Yeah, so yeah, if you're gonna
go with the glaze. First of all, they ain't gonna
be around long because it's really just a novelty thing.
(16:43):
These kind of things come and go, you know, when
they have different variations of a particular cereal, they're just
around for a little while, you know, like your frosted
Flakes goes through the varieties all the time. Yeah for sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're sure. Yeah, they do exactly all that. Yes, anyway,
uh mmmmmmmmm. Oh you know what, maybe I will record
a bull chat with you, So why don't we go? Great?
(17:04):
And actually, unfortunately that boll chat will have come before this,
so I mean I could just save it for next week.
I don't know. Whatever, we can figure it out. We'll
figure it out anyway. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
We're glad you stuck with us all these years. We're
in year five. I think now with this, now you know,
we have to plan something fun. We really should. We
should have a big old party. I would love that.
(17:26):
We're a serial kills every ceiling. No, no, what imagine
all those pieces falling on people. No, I'm not cleaning
it up. Yeah, you win it. I'll just get a
big blower. No, you'll just call maintenance here. Hey, guys,
have a new job for you. No, a leaf blower? Okay,
leaf sucker. Alright, Gandhi's calling you. All right, we gotta go.
Thanks for listening. Please follow us on social at serial
(17:48):
Killers PC. Please check out our friends at Farmland Fresh
Dairies on Instagram. And until we see you next week,
say Crunch, Andrew, Crunch, you better get that so important,
so important. I'm still so important, ka love you. Bye,
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