October 21, 2019 • 19 mins
So…here it is. Our 50th episode! We thought it would be way more exciting. Scotty’s confetti sucked, and almost no guests showed up. Producer Sam popped in to help review the all-new Frozen II concoction from Kellogg’s, then classic Corn Flakes, and a discontinued variety of Raisin Bran Crunch for the Kellogg’s trifecta. Sorry…no refunds.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where's the confetti?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm peaking in the cereal sex.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Spray the confetti at me.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm doing something. I'm looking for something.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You're looking for confetti. It's episode fifty. I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm not looking for anything.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes you are, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm in the cereal sack.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Look if you spray me with confetti and your ass
is grass as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That it was very under dramatic.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Under dramatic isn't even a war?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I know what was the word I was looking for.
It was anti climactic.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
That's garbage.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's still shot at me. It was supposed to be
this giant tube that like blew up all over the place.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, I have a feeling you have more surprises on
the way.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, I actually really don't.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I guess dare what's gonna be?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Well, tell you what's saireh y'l been like say you can.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Life. Well, it's my life, it's not yours. Because you
don't care about cereal and you don't care about this podcast. However,
you cared enough to get to fifty.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Congratulations Andrew, thank you. I'm Scotty B. That's Andrew. Welcome
to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk about
cereal and we think inside the box. And this is
episode fifty. I can't believe we make Kennedy. This is
pretty cool. Our listeners are awesome. They keep us here.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I can't hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Can't believe it either.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, I can't believe it either.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So if you know, technically it's fifty three because we
did three bonus episodes.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No, this is an official episode. This is episode fifty.
This is a milestone.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay. Now you think I would have all kinds of
stuff planned, but I actually don't. I'm so not prepared
for this.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I was doing work and you just sat down and you're like,
it's you. So I'm like, I really don't have much
prepared other than the cereal. We are going to do
a special cereal today.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know, we do a new, we do a classic,
and usually a bonus box.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Not usually we do a bonus box. Oh that's saying that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah. Oh, by the way, I need to correct something
that you mentioned in the last episode or two ago.
I think it was even already. Yeah, it was episode
forty eight when we did the peanut butter and jelly pops.
I was correct as usual. All the and Legal are
not the same thing. They're they're competitors the same company. No,
they're not. They are one hundred percent strict competitors. They're
just like coke and PEPSI. You can look up whatever
(02:29):
you want going to. It's not the same company. They
are competitors. Yes, no, yes, okay, because yes, that's all
I can say. Oh, come here, Sam, we want to
have all kinds of special guests on episode fifty of
Serial Killers podcast. And you're the only one that came by. Yeah,
well no, but you saw the confetti and you made
a face like, what's going on in there?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Did you guys just have a party of two people
right now?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I just blew my confetti all over Andrew's face.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I feel would be a very feminine color.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Would you like to take a seat.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
She's very busy shipping. I mean, you're welcome to come,
but you probably won't eat any of the stuff we're
gonna do.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There's no meat cereal.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
What kind of cereal do we eat?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I got a pork I got pork chop plates you're ready,
sit down, really take a seat.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Sure, join us.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I mean you don't have to. We're not forcing you.
I'm not twisting your arm here. But if you'd like
to sit down, you're more than welcome to join us
for this milestone episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, fine, you know radio right, nobody can hear you. Yes, no, no, no,
no in post production, no.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I gotta beat it and stuff no that.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Don't cry about it and should say we should say
the F word. Okay anyone?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, no, no, yay. In that case, Sam, you're only
allowed to do one cereal. You're not doing more than
one because you've angered me already.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
So are you gonna give me the worst one? No?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I actually going to break out the brand new cereal.
It's from Kellogg's. It just came out, just hit store shelves,
and I grabbed him like this is for the fiftieth
episode because it's like really shiny. Ye be well, the
box is shiny. The cereal might suck, but the box
is fantastic. Okay, all right, little boy from Christmas Story,
and here we go. It's a kellogg cereal and it's
a double sided box because it's a collector's edition. Whoa,
(04:17):
it's all new frozen two cereal. Look at that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And the coolest part about this is you build your
own ole off marshmallows. So it's a crispity crunchity Cereal.
It say crisp crunch No, I just made it up
because it doesn't say if it's corn or weat or
oat or barley or rice or any.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Of that, thus making it crispy crunch.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah. And you build marshmallows, you build olaf.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Can you open the box?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh sure?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna be a Debbie Downer right now,
and you're gonna be upset at before it what.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I love eating my cereal and playing the games.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
So although this is a beautiful double sided box, I'm
sad there's nothing for me to play with as I
eat my cereal.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, maybe there's something inside. Let's say first, I have
to give it to the Scottie Shake, because tell.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Me that's posted somewhere on the interwebs.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I actually haven't recorded. I haven't posted yet. Mike asked
that we posted. I haven't done it yet. It's beautiful, okay,
So here we go Kelloggs once again with the loops.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's er it's not.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's a no, it's a loop. Kelloggs is very lazy lately.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's a loop everything.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Wait what shape did you want it to be?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I don't know, but it's a loop. And if they
just go with the extruder and they go for all
these different cereals and they just they color them and
flavor them differently, can I give a suggestion? Although they
are a little bit smaller, I would like.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
One thing that they should have thought about. They should
have made them like cocoa puffs, a solid round sheep
and then been like snowballs.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's true. All right, let's see how this plays out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, okay, Sam what he doesn't even eat out of
the bowl. He just does it for the sound effect.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, okay, Lenny Mud sent us all these balls, and
they're beautiful and I want to make sounds with them.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Why don't you want to eat out?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Look at that one. That's a serial killer ball. That
one would have me, thanks, LORI, alright, that's a good
sound too. Well. I poured them into the bowl just
so you can play with the marshmallows and build all offs.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I know you didn't. I did, no you didn't, and
you're trying to cover Why did you think I wouldn't
eat this?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Vegetarians can eat snow, I can eat all off.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, I think there's probably some meat by products in here.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Why it's cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Don't ask any questions. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Half the time, the meat.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
By product comes with it, and this goes on top.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
So that with real persuo.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Anna LOVESO in her cereal shop right milk still didn't
get that milk sponsor. So we're going to keep using
shop right until they decide to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I love having no sponsors. Yeah, cass is running. It's dry.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I can't pay my mortgage, but we can eat cereal
all right. Let's see, he's such.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
An a You supposed to build all off together. How
does this work? To eat this?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, spread one two.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The marshmallow tastes like Plato.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I like the marshmallow.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It tastes like Blado, and I remember that because yes,
as a child, I would he Plato judge me. But
it tastes like BLADEO.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's not toxic. Can eat all you want. The cereal
is a bit boring.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, it does not match the frivolousness of the box.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
The cereal pieces are very bland, not very sweet, and
you know a lot of marshmallows to make this work.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
And the marshmallows, like Sam said, tastes like Plato. So
it leaves me bad.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Not only I've gone for this cereal.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I give this two bowls.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
This episode is a failure already.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Two balls.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
This is the one you invited me on.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Come on, guys, Yeah, I'm going to go two balls. Also,
the o's or the loops remind me of another cereal,
Lucky Charms. No, don't start with this.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
How is it not Cheerios?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Wellturias is another company, so it can't be Cheerios. Just
like that ball. See the ball there says in a
world of what does it say? Dump that out.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Loop? In a world of Ceerio?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, two different brands.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Advertise this as you can build ole Off. What part
of Oloff is it like this bung hole?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Now build something?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
There's nothing I can build.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Wait, okay, I have one orange nose.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's an orange nose.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
This is an orange nose? What is this purple blue swirl?
I've seen frozen many a time and this is not
a part of his body.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Leaf? What's leaf? Is that a character? It says leaf?
And ole off leaf and build your own ole off
marshmallows they're leaves.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So ole off is literally just circle and carrot?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah? Are there three different sized circles?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Whole grain, oat, flowers, sugar, cornflower, brint? All right, so
sugar is second ingredient?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Where is this? In what world? Is that?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
It's a leaf?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'm sorry? This was definitely a board meeting where like.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
The intern Biff is the CEO son who is an
intern who knows nothing about cereal and he smokes a
lot of pot and it just comes up with dumb ideas.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It was a biffer.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah, this one was supposed to be hung up on
the fridge but somehow made it into the box.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah. The marshmallows are okay, dry.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now the cereal tastes like something else.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right, that's like an old cereal. I can't I can't
put my finger on it.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So two balls? Do we all rate this?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Did you rate it?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Of how many?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Five balls?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Like one?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's one ball in a spoon? All right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wow, harsh critics a bowlt of spoon?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Cool? All right? Well, sorry, Kellogg's and you know what,
see again it was not prepared. This is the time
where I want to do the report about Kellogg's and
post how they argued and they were had sanitariums and
they were trying to get healthy and wearing the big
Swims shirt.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Said like ten episodes ago that you were going to
do Yeah, and don't you call millennials lazy? But yet
you've consistently said you're going to do something and then
you never do.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I feel attacked.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Hey, Andrew, what company makes count Chocula?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
General Mills.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
That's because you just looked at Booberry back there?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Hey, guess what is so? Answered? Gott to go.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Don't know anything about cereal, but I do have a
present for you for our fiftieth Speaking of Count Chocula.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Is it more confetti?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Look? I got you count Chocula treats.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
They're delicious here, right thought. Yeah, but it's not a
cereal so you're not going to eat it now. I'm
just giving it too. It's a present.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
He's so angry.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You want to do one more? Yeah, we're gonna go
classic now.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Hey, I need my palate after that?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Andrew, are you a listener of this podcast. Yeah, then guess.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
What what Serial Killers listener request?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It's me. Yeah, it's horn flakes.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I want to like do a whole build up.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh okay, I'll pretend like I don't know. Well, who
is the listener?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, no, it's it's yeah, obviously it's you. I mean,
I've already had these ready to go, and I can't
believe that fifty episodes in we have not done this
classic cereal yet. This came out in the early nineteen hundreds,
like nineteen oh seven or eight or something like that. No,
it's flakes, and their mascot is a cock. Hold on
whien I go down to the cereal set.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I wonder what it could be?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Corn flakes? Wow, it is corn Actually, I think that's
the mascot. See that strawberry.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, Sam doesn't know this. G T was convinced that
Cheerios because Cheerios had strawberries on the box. He was
convinced the strawberry was the Cheerios logo.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's not mascot. Yeah, no it is. If you listen
episode forty five you'll hear all about it. So I'm upset.
That's a cool recipe on the back, so you won't
eat throws because there's meat inside those corn flakes.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
The chicken. Yeah, there's meat in there.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, right there, chicken tender, corn flakes, corn flakes.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I love corn flakes.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I don't know the last time I've had corn flakes.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't think anybody like goes out just say I'm
have corn flakes. They're boring.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I wanted smart started. I went back and had sports start.
It was simple.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh wait, hold on, boy, oh god, can you.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Give me some of a plastic bag. I'll make William
chicken later on.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Just now, you know you can't eat it because it's chicken,
right right.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Because the inside ingredient. I'm just gonna side.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
This is not a mocking Scott podcast. Oh my god,
look this flake is Hold on, Jesus, look at this flake.
That's a raging, massive flake.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Here have that two finger flake.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, you guys need a shadow box where you frame
your most beautiful piece.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Of You know. It's funny because I don't know if
I mentioned this before, but one time I had an
audition on Hollywood Square. It was a long time ago. Yeah,
and so while you know audition process, they asked what
your hobbies were and I couldn't think of anything, so
I said that I collect Cereal marshmallows, and then that's
the first thing. I have no idea, but that's what
(12:16):
came to mind. And the guy looked at me like okay.
I was like, yeah, I have them all in little
bags from different decades, and I collect Cereal marshmallows. It
was like coo, cuckack coo. Obviously I was never on
the show, so that being said.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Hey recognize tire tracks.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Maybe that's why Jeff Pros won't put me on Survivor
because I said I do a Cereal Popca.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
That's right. Cornflakes is also one of those cereals that
is not trademarkable. So many different brands have made corn
You can't eat till we say one, two to three.
Many different brands have made cornflakes. Post has them. All right,
well what else is new? Here? We go already one, two, three?
Corn flakes?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You don't know my life?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, I like them?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Or bow you need marshmallows, they don't.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
These are delicious. It's a lesser frosted flake.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, yes, they are frosted flakes without frosted is exactly
what they are.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Great, you know, what would make them better their mascot?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The cockrawberries.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh, I'm pretty sure he actually has a name. And
you know what I'm gonna do. I don't care, but
I'm gonna go on my phone and check because I
think he has a name.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Wait a minute, what's the rumor that corn flakes were
invented to calm women's orgasms.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, this was part of the sanitarium that mister Kellogg
had way back in the day in Battle Creek, Michigan.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
No, that's this is a real story. We're eating an
orgasm food right now. Hold on.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Wow, I guess I'm the only person not on their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What is the.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Name cornflakes and Orgasms.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Of the Rooster on corn flakes?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I'm gonna name him kell Mister Kellogg thought sex was
the ultimate abomination.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Hold On, this is really long.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
His name is Cornelius Rooster.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yea, corn flakes were made to curb masturbation cravings.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Okay, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Wow, this is the opposite of an oyster.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Then I guess I should eat more. Hold On, I'm
not kidding you gotta look this up. Two balls and
a spoon from me, because any food, any marshmallows and frosting. Rude,
Why this is.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
A good cereal. You're judging it way too harshly. Respect
Cornelius oasm.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It's not really why it was invented. It was just
one of those things that they said and people believed
way back in the day.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Okay, No, it was weird when I found the cereal
in the shop right the other day, I realized we
reviewed almost everything in the cereal aisle.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, there's plenty we haven't. There's varieties of things that
we haven't. Do you know that we still have not
done chocolate frosted flakes? Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I thought for sure we frosted flakes? What do you what?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
You guys need a chocolate episode? You just do chocolates?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Sweetheart, We did that. You don't listen to this squad.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
We called you sweethearts.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Well you haven't done chocolate frosted flakes, so easy on
your judgment.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, we have, we have not, But hold on, say,
can we back the chalk up a second? What do
you mean I didn't even know there was chocolate frosted flakes.
We've talked about it before. You don't listen to anything
if you.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Go back and make them montage of all the things
that I've probably said that you've said that. I've just
been like, oh, I didn't know. I mean, it would
probably make up a whole episode, but that's your job.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Not mine.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Serial killers bons.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So apparently I'm sorry. He's your phone ringing, Go ahead,
hashtag millennial.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Well Diamond is calling?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Okay, Well tell her she missed the confetti spray?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
When are you putting milk on this persido?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That's new Italians, you know, I just realized this with
this bonus box.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm just realizing this entire episode is Kellogg's. So we
didn't give any love to Post or General Mills or Greenberry, who,
by the way, shouted us out on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I love Greenberry.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
That's like whatever, dude, you thought it was great Berry
all these years.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's a simple thing to mix up great berry, great.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Berry, healthy cereal for your family. All right, So here,
Raisin brand cruncherry, Hello talking Raisin brand crunch apple strawberry
clusters your this before that we haven't and you're also
going to get an allergic reaction. This sounds good, Scottie
Shake and I have I have a surprise for you
after we try it. I have some news.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Is there confetti in the box?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Can you imagine a celebration that every bite?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He's so mad.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'm not mad. This is episode fifty. I'm happy. It's
a party life.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
This one sounds like it's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Ooh, there's clusters.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Look at that?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
What do you mean? What's wrong with clusters?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Try?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I wanted all kinds of like production and stuff and
explosions and whatever, and I just I wasn't prepared. I
was very busy today. And you know, I may have
to just scrap this whole episode and we'll start over.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Oh god, I'm offended.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
He's so dramatic.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Why I didn't know? But I thought you were an
earth lover wasting plastic spoons.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
You're a terrible producer. You didn't prep me for the episode.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'm sorry. If you ever listen to this podcast, you
know there's all he's a bonus box.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
After I scraped this episode, you don't know anything, Sam,
Here we.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Go one two, three.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Oh am, Oh delightful.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Pretty good clusters to clustery.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I like it sweet when you lie your.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Kids eat this in the morning. As far as nutritional value,
because my mom was a Stickler for that.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
We don't care about nutritional value. On the show All
Taste Andy, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Uh the Sun?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
No, his name is Sonny. And how many scoops does
you have? Tail? Okay, I give.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
This two bowls in a spoon. The clusters are way
too big. I feel like if you fed this to
your kids before school, they'll choke. You have to give
it to them like an hour before they're supposed to
go to the bus, because this takes a while.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, three balls, three bowls and a spoon for me,
I like it now. The news about this cereal? Uh oh,
it's been in my closet for a bit. It has
a best by date of September twenty nineteen, and they
don't make it anymore. So thanks for listening. But what
it was discontinued a couple months ago, but I had
it in my basement. We never did it, so I
just wanted to. Probably didn't sell well.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So Scotty's Basement should be like a whole other segment
that's his Hannibal, like your style basement and that he says,
puts the lotion in the basket, and then.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I don't get the reference.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You never saw Hannibal. No, sorry, silence sad the Lambs.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
That's where he wears that mask of the things. Yes, no,
I never saw the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I never said I've only seen Chips.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
That's where the mangina was born.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Wait, what the magina?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You have a mangina?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I don't have one. I have the other one.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Oh but where a guy tucks this thing so it
looks like he.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Has that's mangina.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
That's from that movie.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
That's where originated. As far as being famous in film.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, thank you very much for listening to episode fifty
of Serial Killers. I'm sorry if it wasn't what you wanted,
because it wasn't what I wanted. It just kind of happened.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
You're literally just talking to you right now.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
He does often.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No, I don't. Oh look there's Garrett.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Come me here, Garrett.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
We're at the very end. We're just about to say crunch.
We thought we'd have you in because it's your birthday.
Oh thank you. Yeah. Do you want to try some
of the cereal dry in your hand since we're out
of milk?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Can I have it?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, you can have it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's gluten free.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh no, we don't have anything. Everything has gluten, everything
has sugar. Sorry, happy birthday? Did you like it?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'll listen, don't tell me.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
No, no, no, come on, and we're all going to say crunch together.
Follow us Twitter, Instagram, like us on Facebook, serial Killers
PC that's cereal with a C, and do all the
podcast up and great and we'll see you soon on top.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Still didn't make it on the show.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're on the show. Congratulations, this is your big debut.
We'll see you Friday. Have a great week and until then,
thanks for listening to the fiftieth episode of serial Killers
and crunch.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yay, I had to follow.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You don't even know that we say crunch. Can you
just get out You're not a listener. You're a millennial too.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
I am one.
Where's the confetti?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm peaking in the cereal sex.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Spray the confetti at me.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm doing something. I'm looking for something.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
You're looking for confetti. It's episode fifty. I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm not looking for anything.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes you are, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm in the cereal sack.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Look if you spray me with confetti and your ass
is grass as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That it was very under dramatic.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Under dramatic isn't even a war?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I know what was the word I was looking for.
It was anti climactic.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
That's garbage.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's still shot at me. It was supposed to be
this giant tube that like blew up all over the place.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, I have a feeling you have more surprises on
the way.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, I actually really don't.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I guess dare what's gonna be?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Well, tell you what's saireh y'l been like say you can.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Life. Well, it's my life, it's not yours. Because you
don't care about cereal and you don't care about this podcast. However,
you cared enough to get to fifty.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
There it is.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Congratulations Andrew, thank you. I'm Scotty B. That's Andrew. Welcome
to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk about
cereal and we think inside the box. And this is
episode fifty. I can't believe we make Kennedy. This is
pretty cool. Our listeners are awesome. They keep us here.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I can't hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Can't believe it either.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, I can't believe it either.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So if you know, technically it's fifty three because we
did three bonus episodes.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
No, this is an official episode. This is episode fifty.
This is a milestone.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay. Now you think I would have all kinds of
stuff planned, but I actually don't. I'm so not prepared
for this.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I'm fine with it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I was doing work and you just sat down and you're like,
it's you. So I'm like, I really don't have much
prepared other than the cereal. We are going to do
a special cereal today.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh I love that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know, we do a new, we do a classic,
and usually a bonus box.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Not usually we do a bonus box. Oh that's saying that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah. Oh, by the way, I need to correct something
that you mentioned in the last episode or two ago.
I think it was even already. Yeah, it was episode
forty eight when we did the peanut butter and jelly pops.
I was correct as usual. All the and Legal are
not the same thing. They're they're competitors the same company. No,
they're not. They are one hundred percent strict competitors. They're
just like coke and PEPSI. You can look up whatever
(02:29):
you want going to. It's not the same company. They
are competitors. Yes, no, yes, okay, because yes, that's all
I can say. Oh, come here, Sam, we want to
have all kinds of special guests on episode fifty of
Serial Killers podcast. And you're the only one that came by. Yeah,
well no, but you saw the confetti and you made
a face like, what's going on in there?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Did you guys just have a party of two people
right now?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I just blew my confetti all over Andrew's face.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I feel would be a very feminine color.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Would you like to take a seat.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
She's very busy shipping. I mean, you're welcome to come,
but you probably won't eat any of the stuff we're
gonna do.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There's no meat cereal.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
What kind of cereal do we eat?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I got a pork I got pork chop plates you're ready,
sit down, really take a seat.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Sure, join us.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I mean you don't have to. We're not forcing you.
I'm not twisting your arm here. But if you'd like
to sit down, you're more than welcome to join us
for this milestone episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, fine, you know radio right, nobody can hear you. Yes, no, no, no,
no in post production, no.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I gotta beat it and stuff no that.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Don't cry about it and should say we should say
the F word. Okay anyone?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, no, no, yay. In that case, Sam, you're only
allowed to do one cereal. You're not doing more than
one because you've angered me already.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
So are you gonna give me the worst one? No?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I actually going to break out the brand new cereal.
It's from Kellogg's. It just came out, just hit store shelves,
and I grabbed him like this is for the fiftieth
episode because it's like really shiny. Ye be well, the
box is shiny. The cereal might suck, but the box
is fantastic. Okay, all right, little boy from Christmas Story,
and here we go. It's a kellogg cereal and it's
a double sided box because it's a collector's edition. Whoa,
(04:17):
it's all new frozen two cereal. Look at that.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And the coolest part about this is you build your
own ole off marshmallows. So it's a crispity crunchity Cereal.
It say crisp crunch No, I just made it up
because it doesn't say if it's corn or weat or
oat or barley or rice or any.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Of that, thus making it crispy crunch.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah. And you build marshmallows, you build olaf.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Can you open the box?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh sure?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna be a Debbie Downer right now,
and you're gonna be upset at before it what.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I love eating my cereal and playing the games.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
So although this is a beautiful double sided box, I'm
sad there's nothing for me to play with as I
eat my cereal.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
No, maybe there's something inside. Let's say first, I have
to give it to the Scottie Shake, because tell.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Me that's posted somewhere on the interwebs.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I actually haven't recorded. I haven't posted yet. Mike asked
that we posted. I haven't done it yet. It's beautiful, okay,
So here we go Kelloggs once again with the loops.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's er it's not.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
It's a no, it's a loop. Kelloggs is very lazy lately.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's a loop everything.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Wait what shape did you want it to be?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I don't know, but it's a loop. And if they
just go with the extruder and they go for all
these different cereals and they just they color them and
flavor them differently, can I give a suggestion? Although they
are a little bit smaller, I would like.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
One thing that they should have thought about. They should
have made them like cocoa puffs, a solid round sheep
and then been like snowballs.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's true. All right, let's see how this plays out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, okay, Sam what he doesn't even eat out of
the bowl. He just does it for the sound effect.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah, okay, Lenny Mud sent us all these balls, and
they're beautiful and I want to make sounds with them.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Why don't you want to eat out?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Look at that one. That's a serial killer ball. That
one would have me, thanks, LORI, alright, that's a good
sound too. Well. I poured them into the bowl just
so you can play with the marshmallows and build all offs.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I know you didn't. I did, no you didn't, and
you're trying to cover Why did you think I wouldn't
eat this?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Vegetarians can eat snow, I can eat all off.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, I think there's probably some meat by products in here.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Why it's cereal.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Don't ask any questions. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Half the time, the meat.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
By product comes with it, and this goes on top.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
So that with real persuo.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Anna LOVESO in her cereal shop right milk still didn't
get that milk sponsor. So we're going to keep using
shop right until they decide to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I love having no sponsors. Yeah, cass is running. It's dry.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I can't pay my mortgage, but we can eat cereal
all right. Let's see, he's such.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
An a You supposed to build all off together. How
does this work? To eat this?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, spread one two.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
The marshmallow tastes like Plato.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I like the marshmallow.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It tastes like Blado, and I remember that because yes,
as a child, I would he Plato judge me. But
it tastes like BLADEO.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's not toxic. Can eat all you want. The cereal
is a bit boring.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, it does not match the frivolousness of the box.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
The cereal pieces are very bland, not very sweet, and
you know a lot of marshmallows to make this work.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
And the marshmallows, like Sam said, tastes like Plato. So
it leaves me bad.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Not only I've gone for this cereal.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I give this two bowls.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
This episode is a failure already.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Two balls.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
This is the one you invited me on.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Come on, guys, Yeah, I'm going to go two balls. Also,
the o's or the loops remind me of another cereal,
Lucky Charms. No, don't start with this.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
How is it not Cheerios?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Wellturias is another company, so it can't be Cheerios. Just
like that ball. See the ball there says in a
world of what does it say? Dump that out.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Loop? In a world of Ceerio?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, two different brands.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Advertise this as you can build ole Off. What part
of Oloff is it like this bung hole?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Now build something?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
There's nothing I can build.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Wait, okay, I have one orange nose.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's an orange nose.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
This is an orange nose? What is this purple blue swirl?
I've seen frozen many a time and this is not
a part of his body.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Leaf? What's leaf? Is that a character? It says leaf?
And ole off leaf and build your own ole off
marshmallows they're leaves.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
So ole off is literally just circle and carrot?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah? Are there three different sized circles?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Whole grain, oat, flowers, sugar, cornflower, brint? All right, so
sugar is second ingredient?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Where is this? In what world? Is that?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
It's a leaf?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'm sorry? This was definitely a board meeting where like.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
The intern Biff is the CEO son who is an
intern who knows nothing about cereal and he smokes a
lot of pot and it just comes up with dumb ideas.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
It was a biffer.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Yeah, this one was supposed to be hung up on
the fridge but somehow made it into the box.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah. The marshmallows are okay, dry.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now the cereal tastes like something else.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Right, that's like an old cereal. I can't I can't
put my finger on it.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So two balls? Do we all rate this?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Did you rate it?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Of how many?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Five balls?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Like one?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's one ball in a spoon? All right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Wow, harsh critics a bowlt of spoon?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Cool? All right? Well, sorry, Kellogg's and you know what,
see again it was not prepared. This is the time
where I want to do the report about Kellogg's and
post how they argued and they were had sanitariums and
they were trying to get healthy and wearing the big
Swims shirt.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Said like ten episodes ago that you were going to
do Yeah, and don't you call millennials lazy? But yet
you've consistently said you're going to do something and then
you never do.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
I feel attacked.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Hey, Andrew, what company makes count Chocula?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
General Mills.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
That's because you just looked at Booberry back there?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Hey, guess what is so? Answered? Gott to go.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Don't know anything about cereal, but I do have a
present for you for our fiftieth Speaking of Count Chocula.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Is it more confetti?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Look? I got you count Chocula treats.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
They're delicious here, right thought. Yeah, but it's not a
cereal so you're not going to eat it now. I'm
just giving it too. It's a present.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
He's so angry.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You want to do one more? Yeah, we're gonna go
classic now.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Hey, I need my palate after that?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Andrew, are you a listener of this podcast. Yeah, then guess.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
What what Serial Killers listener request?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It's me. Yeah, it's horn flakes.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I want to like do a whole build up.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh okay, I'll pretend like I don't know. Well, who
is the listener?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, no, it's it's yeah, obviously it's you. I mean,
I've already had these ready to go, and I can't
believe that fifty episodes in we have not done this
classic cereal yet. This came out in the early nineteen hundreds,
like nineteen oh seven or eight or something like that. No,
it's flakes, and their mascot is a cock. Hold on
whien I go down to the cereal set.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I wonder what it could be?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Corn flakes? Wow, it is corn Actually, I think that's
the mascot. See that strawberry.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Okay, Sam doesn't know this. G T was convinced that
Cheerios because Cheerios had strawberries on the box. He was
convinced the strawberry was the Cheerios logo.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
That's not mascot. Yeah, no it is. If you listen
episode forty five you'll hear all about it. So I'm upset.
That's a cool recipe on the back, so you won't
eat throws because there's meat inside those corn flakes.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
The chicken. Yeah, there's meat in there.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, right there, chicken tender, corn flakes, corn flakes.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I love corn flakes.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I don't know the last time I've had corn flakes.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't think anybody like goes out just say I'm
have corn flakes. They're boring.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I wanted smart started. I went back and had sports start.
It was simple.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Oh wait, hold on, boy, oh god, can you.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Give me some of a plastic bag. I'll make William
chicken later on.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Just now, you know you can't eat it because it's chicken,
right right.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Because the inside ingredient. I'm just gonna side.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
This is not a mocking Scott podcast. Oh my god,
look this flake is Hold on, Jesus, look at this flake.
That's a raging, massive flake.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Here have that two finger flake.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, you guys need a shadow box where you frame
your most beautiful piece.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Of You know. It's funny because I don't know if
I mentioned this before, but one time I had an
audition on Hollywood Square. It was a long time ago. Yeah,
and so while you know audition process, they asked what
your hobbies were and I couldn't think of anything, so
I said that I collect Cereal marshmallows, and then that's
the first thing. I have no idea, but that's what
(12:16):
came to mind. And the guy looked at me like okay.
I was like, yeah, I have them all in little
bags from different decades, and I collect Cereal marshmallows. It
was like coo, cuckack coo. Obviously I was never on
the show, so that being said.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Hey recognize tire tracks.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Maybe that's why Jeff Pros won't put me on Survivor
because I said I do a Cereal Popca.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
That's right. Cornflakes is also one of those cereals that
is not trademarkable. So many different brands have made corn
You can't eat till we say one, two to three.
Many different brands have made cornflakes. Post has them. All right,
well what else is new? Here? We go already one, two, three?
Corn flakes?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You don't know my life?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, I like them?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Or bow you need marshmallows, they don't.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
These are delicious. It's a lesser frosted flake.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, yes, they are frosted flakes without frosted is exactly
what they are.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Great, you know, what would make them better their mascot?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
The cockrawberries.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh, I'm pretty sure he actually has a name. And
you know what I'm gonna do. I don't care, but
I'm gonna go on my phone and check because I
think he has a name.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Wait a minute, what's the rumor that corn flakes were
invented to calm women's orgasms.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Well, this was part of the sanitarium that mister Kellogg
had way back in the day in Battle Creek, Michigan.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
No, that's this is a real story. We're eating an
orgasm food right now. Hold on.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Wow, I guess I'm the only person not on their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
What is the.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Name cornflakes and Orgasms.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Of the Rooster on corn flakes?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I'm gonna name him kell Mister Kellogg thought sex was
the ultimate abomination.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Hold On, this is really long.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
His name is Cornelius Rooster.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yea, corn flakes were made to curb masturbation cravings.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Okay, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Wow, this is the opposite of an oyster.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Then I guess I should eat more. Hold On, I'm
not kidding you gotta look this up. Two balls and
a spoon from me, because any food, any marshmallows and frosting. Rude,
Why this is.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
A good cereal. You're judging it way too harshly. Respect
Cornelius oasm.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
It's not really why it was invented. It was just
one of those things that they said and people believed
way back in the day.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Okay, No, it was weird when I found the cereal
in the shop right the other day, I realized we
reviewed almost everything in the cereal aisle.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, there's plenty we haven't. There's varieties of things that
we haven't. Do you know that we still have not
done chocolate frosted flakes? Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I thought for sure we frosted flakes? What do you what?
Speaker 4 (14:39):
You guys need a chocolate episode? You just do chocolates?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Sweetheart, We did that. You don't listen to this squad.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
We called you sweethearts.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Well you haven't done chocolate frosted flakes, so easy on
your judgment.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, we have, we have not, But hold on, say,
can we back the chalk up a second? What do
you mean I didn't even know there was chocolate frosted flakes.
We've talked about it before. You don't listen to anything
if you.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Go back and make them montage of all the things
that I've probably said that you've said that. I've just
been like, oh, I didn't know. I mean, it would
probably make up a whole episode, but that's your job.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Not mine.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Serial killers bons.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
So apparently I'm sorry. He's your phone ringing, Go ahead,
hashtag millennial.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Well Diamond is calling?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Okay, Well tell her she missed the confetti spray?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
When are you putting milk on this persido?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That's new Italians, you know, I just realized this with
this bonus box.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm just realizing this entire episode is Kellogg's. So we
didn't give any love to Post or General Mills or Greenberry, who,
by the way, shouted us out on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I love Greenberry.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
That's like whatever, dude, you thought it was great Berry
all these years.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's a simple thing to mix up great berry, great.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Berry, healthy cereal for your family. All right, So here,
Raisin brand cruncherry, Hello talking Raisin brand crunch apple strawberry
clusters your this before that we haven't and you're also
going to get an allergic reaction. This sounds good, Scottie
Shake and I have I have a surprise for you
after we try it. I have some news.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Is there confetti in the box?
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Can you imagine a celebration that every bite?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
He's so mad.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'm not mad. This is episode fifty. I'm happy. It's
a party life.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
This one sounds like it's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Ooh, there's clusters.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Look at that?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
What do you mean? What's wrong with clusters?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Try?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I wanted all kinds of like production and stuff and
explosions and whatever, and I just I wasn't prepared. I
was very busy today. And you know, I may have
to just scrap this whole episode and we'll start over.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Oh god, I'm offended.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
He's so dramatic.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Why I didn't know? But I thought you were an
earth lover wasting plastic spoons.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
You're a terrible producer. You didn't prep me for the episode.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'm sorry. If you ever listen to this podcast, you
know there's all he's a bonus box.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
After I scraped this episode, you don't know anything, Sam,
Here we.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Go one two, three.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Oh am, Oh delightful.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Pretty good clusters to clustery.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I like it sweet when you lie your.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Kids eat this in the morning. As far as nutritional value,
because my mom was a Stickler for that.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
We don't care about nutritional value. On the show All
Taste Andy, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Uh the Sun?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
No, his name is Sonny. And how many scoops does
you have? Tail? Okay, I give.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
This two bowls in a spoon. The clusters are way
too big. I feel like if you fed this to
your kids before school, they'll choke. You have to give
it to them like an hour before they're supposed to
go to the bus, because this takes a while.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, three balls, three bowls and a spoon for me,
I like it now. The news about this cereal? Uh oh,
it's been in my closet for a bit. It has
a best by date of September twenty nineteen, and they
don't make it anymore. So thanks for listening. But what
it was discontinued a couple months ago, but I had
it in my basement. We never did it, so I
just wanted to. Probably didn't sell well.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So Scotty's Basement should be like a whole other segment
that's his Hannibal, like your style basement and that he says,
puts the lotion in the basket, and then.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I don't get the reference.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You never saw Hannibal. No, sorry, silence sad the Lambs.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
That's where he wears that mask of the things. Yes, no,
I never saw the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I never said I've only seen Chips.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
That's where the mangina was born.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Wait, what the magina?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You have a mangina?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
I don't have one. I have the other one.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Oh but where a guy tucks this thing so it
looks like he.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Has that's mangina.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
That's from that movie.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
That's where originated. As far as being famous in film.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, thank you very much for listening to episode fifty
of Serial Killers. I'm sorry if it wasn't what you wanted,
because it wasn't what I wanted. It just kind of happened.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
You're literally just talking to you right now.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
He does often.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
No, I don't. Oh look there's Garrett.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Come me here, Garrett.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
We're at the very end. We're just about to say crunch.
We thought we'd have you in because it's your birthday.
Oh thank you. Yeah. Do you want to try some
of the cereal dry in your hand since we're out
of milk?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Can I have it?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, you can have it.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's gluten free.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh no, we don't have anything. Everything has gluten, everything
has sugar. Sorry, happy birthday? Did you like it?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'll listen, don't tell me.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
No, no, no, come on, and we're all going to say crunch together.
Follow us Twitter, Instagram, like us on Facebook, serial Killers
PC that's cereal with a C, and do all the
podcast up and great and we'll see you soon on top.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Still didn't make it on the show.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're on the show. Congratulations, this is your big debut.
We'll see you Friday. Have a great week and until then,
thanks for listening to the fiftieth episode of serial Killers
and crunch.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yay, I had to follow.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You don't even know that we say crunch. Can you
just get out You're not a listener. You're a millennial too.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
I am one.
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