June 15, 2020 • 17 mins
Today we will experience another Kellogg’s “Jumbo Snax”! This time, Caramel Corn Pops! Plus, another awful rip-off cereal from Millville. Pretty sure we are done with them. But something does excite Andrew in this episode…not just that he showed up in boxers and a Metallica T-Shirt, but we’ll try Hemp Hearts from Nature’s Path!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Don't eat cereal with your hands.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The young him when you had a jam poom In
eats cereal from the fall. Your milk is coo booming.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Spoon Man, come together to risk you cereals. He's gotta
vegan Andrew cereal kills. Yeah, they're two friends with different James.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Says awful One says Spooning.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Just a silly show.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's why they do this silly show that actually doesn't
rhyme with anything there at the end. But I had
to let the whole thing play because I'm just sitting
here waiting for Andrew. Host will allow you in soon.
I see some movement against the brick wall. I see
a hand that looks like a girl hand. Oh hi, Andrew,
I can't hear you. He wasn't prepared. So I'll just
(01:32):
let you know that today is Monday. Okay, Hi, today
is Monday. Are you wearing underwear? Yeah, dude, you're only
wearing boxer shorts.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, you know the whole work from home thing. Why
would I put on.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Pants for this and you're wearing a Metallica shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Listen, I am thriving right now.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Look, everybody just needs to picture this. Andrew is sitting
up against a brick wall with big, frizzy hair because
he needs a haircut, even though he says he just
got me hair. Okay, he's wearing yellow Boxer shorts with
candy canes on them and a Metallica shirt with rolled
up sleeves.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But they have lighters on them.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh is it because you do the drugs?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh that reminds well, you know, we'll get to that
in a minute. Let's just let everybody know. Today's Monday.
It's Serial Killers. It's episode one eighteen. I'm Scottie b
I'm Andrew. Yes, I'm still here in the middle of
it all in New York City, Andrews in his apartment
in Jersey City. And you know what we neglected to
mention probably a week or two ago. What that? On
(02:33):
May seventh, twenty nineteenth, we put out our first episode.
We completely missed our one year anniversary.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Now like thirteen. It's our thirteen month anniversary. So it's
our bar mitzvah mazeltov havevaagila have Oh sorry what I
never got.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
To go to one, So this is like a nice little,
uh celebration.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh okay, well, I'm gonna come over and lift you
up in your chair and then you're gonna fall out
like my aunt did. And that was a Yeah, that
was a spectacle. She hurt herself really bad. We were
all doing the Holera and she was up in the
chair and someone tilted it forward and she fell.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
What why are you laughing? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing. I shouldn't a terrible nephew.
All right, let's get past all that. Let's get to
our cereal. So I sent you baggies one through six,
so today we're going to do one through three. There
is still one more brand new one that I need
you to experience, and it is in this match. And
I believe bag number one. So if you would take
(03:33):
bag number one, look at those Look at that right?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, no, sorry, let me off my email. Sorry, you work.
You're in boxers, so the clothes I'm wearing don't let
me work. Shut up?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Are you done talking like me?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah? I'm sure it'll come back to me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
All right. So two episodes ago, when we were with Danielle,
we did tiger to stop spelling.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Them, just stop?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Can you let me? Two episodes ago with Danielle, we
did tiger pause. It's from Kellogg's new line Jumbo snacks,
and I mentioned that all the line of Jumbo snacks
are the same as the actual cereal. They're just bigger.
The fruit loops, the apple Jacks, the corn Pops, the
frosted flakes are different. That's why we did. Oh is
(04:22):
that still the same old sour milk? No, I don't
pour it, please, please, don't pour it. Please. I'm telling
a story.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, but I'm just getting ready. You could keep telling
your story. Tiger pause. There's two different varieties. I like
the tiger pause, dan Ye all wanted the snacks.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, you weren't listening. I didn't say any of that
are chopping. I didn't say any of those things.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You did say tiger pause.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I did because what I was bringing up is I
was incorrect. There's another one that is not exactly the
same as the cereal and just bigger. And that's what
you have right in front of you. Those giant balls
are Kellogg's Corn Pops Jumbo Snacks, and they're caramel crunch flavor.
They're not just regular corn pops, bigger, They're completely different.
(05:02):
So I had to bring them in and we're going
to do those right now.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
My bowls in my apartment. I love them so much.
I got them when I moved. But the only problem
is that they're not ceramic. They're stone. Okay, so it's like.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
A mortar and pestle. You're eating out of the mortar.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah. I really love my balls though. Can we start
eating yet? Oh? Got I saw a little too much.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Why are you making so many sound effects, Andy with
your balls?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well, I mean your whole butt crack was just out,
That's what I was commenting on.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
But that doesn't make sound I don't. Okay, So you're
still using your sour milk over?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I got new milk. It's the same brand, but it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Looks like you stolen from your parents' house because you
don't go shopping at shop right, No, I order it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I got free my parents. Well, my mom, let's me
take milk. So this one wasn't sour, so it's a bonus.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Ok all right, So even though this is marketed as
a snack, it does say cereal on it, so I'm
good eating it. Here On Serial Killers, let's go Andy.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
One two things?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Oh my god, oh Bed, I love it. Yep, doesn't
remind me of corn pops at all. It has a
consistency of cookie crisp.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But also has a cheeseball after taste.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No it doesn't, Yes it does. So there's no cheese
on it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, I don't care. Maybe caramel. You don't know what's in,
like a cheese puff that they sell the big Hurts
ones or Hers Hers not Hurts.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Did you really say Hurts? Yeah? Oh, I know the
Hers guy at SHOPRD. I see him all the time.
I say what's up, mister Hers, and it goes how
you doing? He's always talking the shelves. He's a big
fan of the show.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh yeah, our show.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Some show. I don't know. All right, I'm going to
give this four balls. I like it, and I want
to see what the milk is going to do to
the balls. I think they're going to get nice and
soft in the middle, and I like.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That A lot going on in that statement. Let you
go with that one. I like him. I think I'm
gonna give it three balls in a spoon. I really
liked it at first, but the aftertaste of cheeseballs is
a little bit concerning.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Just so you guys know, there's no aftertaste of cheeseballs
because there's no cheese. I get what you're saying. It's
the consistency of the puff, that's what you're thinking of.
There's no cheese here whatsoever, So there's no cheese puff
after taste.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It does have a cheese puff after taste. Those are
my thoughts. This is I am one half of this show.
Got so what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Got it? I understand? Wow, it's as naturally flavored with
other natural flavors. I like that, So there's no artificial
flavoring in here. These come in two different sizes. This
is the snack pack and it also comes in the
big bag. Remember that I sent you the big bag
of tiger paws. You like that, right?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Thank you so much for that. By the way, I'm
so happy with it.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And did you like the multomeal golden puffs I sent you?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Thank you so much for that too. I'm literally I
might have my own cereal museum starting here. Yes, and
I'm not pleased with it, but I'm letting it happen
because I have so much cereal that there's no way
I'm going to get through it. I do think that
I have to throw away the cheetah Chumps, and I'm
gonna tell you why why they're great. But when you
have a whole bowl of them, literally everything else you
(08:06):
taste for the rest of the day tastes like cheetah chumps.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And that's what happened a few episodes ago. You couldn't
really even review the brand new cereal because you were
tasting cheetah chumps.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, no, chea chumps. Ain't it all right?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Let's move on?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Ooh, I see Baggy number two has something that smells
like cinnamon Toa's Crunch.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And I sent you a lot of those because I
kind of think that you're gonna like it. That's a
big old full bag. And again, you know, we just
need filler. We need filler, we need fluff cereal. So
this is a filler cereal. It's another Cinnamon Toa's Crunch knockoff.
We've done a few of them. And this one is
from Millville. It's another Aldi cereal. I'm sorry, you guys
are gonna be like, what's with all the all these cereals?
(08:44):
All you do is all d And it's just because
we had a lot of them. Jamie sent us a
giant box of all these cereals. This I believe is that. No,
I'm sorry. The next episode will have the final one
that we have left. So this is cinnamon crunch squares
kind of cinnamon toast crunch, but they just you know,
ripping it off with real cinnamon. Yay, So let's try this.
(09:07):
They look just like cinnamon toast crunch, just like it,
a little bit lighter.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Actually, they smell more deserty.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
They smell like cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, I would say a little sweeter though.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Why you tried it already?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, everything smell wise.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Hopefully this is nothing like the remember the crazy cinnamon
toast crunch fake one minis that we got from I
don't know, Yugoslavia or Poland or something. Yes, wait a minute,
there is no more Yugoslavia, right, Isn't that Yugoslavia is
not a country anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Didn't it get broken up?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah? Sorry, my grandmother's from Yugoslavia, but it's not a
country anymore. If I'm wrong, please tell me. But I'm
pretty sure it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well happening on this episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
These guys look remember them the mini Yeah? And these
were disgusting I remember, So hopefully this doesn't taste like that,
So I'm using my fat free milk. It's the only
milk that bagel boss had at four o'clock in the
morning when I left for work, because I forgot to
buy milk yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
So I go in.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You may go in as deep as you like, andy
mm yeah, and then not really right. Some of the
pieces are really hard. Some of them are crunchy, some
of them are It's very strange.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I kind of did like a cinnamon roll that's been
left out and then broken up into cereal.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Speaking of cinnamon roll that's been left out, there's a
honey bun that's in the vending machine in the kitchen
that hasn't been restocked since the beginning of March. I
kind of want to send it to you.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You sent me all these pretzels that I'm never going
to eat.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
So what do you mean? I sent you two bags
of pretzels. You're never gonna eat them.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The buffalo flavored one. I don't know if I want
buffalo flavored pretzels.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Okay, put them outside for the birds.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, that's exactly what I want. Birds flying up to
my window.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
The vending machine has like six things in it, and
one of them is this old honey bun.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
So the most disgusting thing in that vending machine is
the snapple in the drink machine. And I'll tell you why.
It's the display snapple. Oh yeah, yeah, I interned there.
Since twenty ten, that Snapple has been there.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's the same bottle. It's all this colored and discussing
and the logo change like ten times already. Yes, anyway,
I'm not a huge fan of this. I'm only going
to give it two bowls in a spoon because of
the inconsistent flavors and textures of the cereal.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I think, you know, we're really in sync on this episode,
and I agree with that analysis. It has a very
cardboard after taste. It tastes sale. I'm not a huge
fan of it. It doesn't give me the great flavors
that I get from a normal cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
And you give it same as you two balls in
a spoon. So I see a pattern with Millville. They're
just okay, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, they just don't put the TLC into the cereal.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Speaking of TLC, Extreme Couponting was on again the other
day on the network TLC, and here I am, you know,
ten years ago. But you know, season one, episode thirteen
I was the finale and they still keep playing it.
So TLC. Like you said, Andrew, I know you brought
that up because you wanted me to mention extreme couponing.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think Michelle made a great point when she was
on anytime she's been on, you somehow have to mention
I was on TV.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
So well, you know all I know I can all right, now,
you're really gonna like this next one. Whether you like
it or not, You're really gonna like it. Grab baggy
number three. Please. This cereal is from Nature's Path and
it's been around for a couple of years. Right now,
you're looking at it like, huh, I don't know. It's
not really it's not granola. You just opened it and
(12:32):
smelled it, and think about your boxer shorts. What do
your boxer shorts have to do with this cereal?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Campfires?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
No, Hemp, you're a giant pothead. So here from Nature's
Path is Hemp Heart's cereal.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh wow, that's interesting. I've never had a Hemp cereal.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Well you're about to.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm surprised you're actually going to do this cereal.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Well, I mean it was in the store, and I
was able to buy it, so I just bought it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It was legal, was not one of the dirties cereals?
Your big head THHC, I would run away.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Are you gonna try to smoke this one after we
eat it?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Can save me from dare.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's a different campaign.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
She was just saying, no, whatever, it's still lame. Okay,
I'm ready to get into this all right.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Hemp parts granola from Nature's Path Organic. We've had a
bunch of cereals from them. I don't know, let's try
it out one too thick. It just tastes like granola.
Was it fate? Oh no, I don't have much experience
with the marijuana, but I think it tastes like chewing
up some leaves.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
No, it tasts like granola, like a basic granola.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You don't get a little hint of hemp.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I don't know what hemp is supposed to taste. Like, Hey, man,
are you really going to pretend to be high right now?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I don't think they could drive home. I don't think
you can drive home right now.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You're gonna be the girl at the party who's like,
I'm so wasted right now? Can you drive me home?
I'm like, that's you.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Well, the mascot is strawberries on this one. I'm not
sure how this would taste with strawberries. A la Omega
three rich flax seeds, fiber dense hemp hearts, and crunchy
whole grain oats. Fill your ball with hemp hearts granola
for a wholesome organic breakfast to nourish your day with
deliciously crunchy clusters of organic oats, nutrient dense hemp and
(14:27):
flax seeds, and just a touch of sweetness. It'll put
you on a better path to a healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It is sweet, Like I will say, the aftertaste is
very sweet, and I do appreciate that. I think I'm
gonna give this three bowls.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I was going to say exactly the same thing. It
just tastes like a generic granola cereal. Three bowls for me.
If you want, I'll roll it up and send it
to you. Whatever you need.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Roll it up and send it to me. That's some
sweet waveling going, I got there. Let's play some Snoop
dogg von Brand Scott, You're so clever in your dad ways.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's so rude of you.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm not you're not a dad. You don't have two
children that just popped out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
No, of course I'm a dad, but you may I
don't tell dumb dad jokes.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You are literally the person that waited for me to
say TLC, so you can mention, oh TLC like extreme
coup on them.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Jen and Juice isn't really a pot song. Where's the
one where he's like, what song is that?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
An?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
It's every Snoop song I know, but there's one like
right at the beginning where he's.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Like, you know, you could just play because They Got High.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I was not a fan of that song, you know,
and that song, that song never really had a chance.
It was. It was in September of two thousand and one,
the beginning of September, that song was really starting to
catch steam and it was going up the charts, and
then unfortunately September eleventh and that song was never played
on the radio again. So did you know that?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, Because I Got High was huge right about that time,
we were playing it on the morning show as a
whole thing, and then we're like just not really appropriate anymore.
So sorry afterman, but let's play enya you guys.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I remember Z one hundred. It's I mean again grim memories.
I know, but Enya used to be played all the time.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
After nine or lot and rique glacias hero. Yeah, a
lot of stuff. It took a while before the pot
songs came back, you know, but they're alive and well now.
So thank you for listening to this episode of Serial Killers.
We hope you have a nice week, and please follow
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Speaker 2 (16:29):
A C, and make sure you like and subscribe wherever
you're listening to your podcast platforms. We have a couple
thousand of you guys subscribing to us and that's really
really cool. So thank you for subscribing. Lead this review
if you like the show.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
And yeah, by the way, that freaking guy who gave
us three stars amended his rating and made it one
star and really screwed us up. Now did you see that? Dude?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What did he say?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Can we like challenge ratings? This is not a one
star podcast, it's a five star podcast. What are you
talking about? You know what, if you're going to do
one star, just don't listen to it and go away.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What did he give it one star for?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I read it to you the other day He's like,
just give me a rating, enough with all the hilarity.
But the fact that he said hilarity means he thinks
it's hilarious. So I don't understand who does that. It's
just somebody that's messing with us, it's all. It's probably
Scary and Brody trying to get their ratings up.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Or should we start a review bomb campaign?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I think so. All right, we're gonna get out of
here now until we see you on Friday. Please stay
safety well and we'll see you. Then say crunch, Andy, Crunch, Crunch.
You don't like what I call you Andy? No?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I mean it's the same thing as when you don't
like when people actually call you Scotty. You like when
people call you Scott. Amy told me that.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, but you know it's a radio thing. So Scotty
is my radio name.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh god,
Don't eat cereal with your hands.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The young him when you had a jam poom In
eats cereal from the fall. Your milk is coo booming.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Spoon Man, come together to risk you cereals. He's gotta
vegan Andrew cereal kills. Yeah, they're two friends with different James.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Says awful One says Spooning.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Just a silly show.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's why they do this silly show that actually doesn't
rhyme with anything there at the end. But I had
to let the whole thing play because I'm just sitting
here waiting for Andrew. Host will allow you in soon.
I see some movement against the brick wall. I see
a hand that looks like a girl hand. Oh hi, Andrew,
I can't hear you. He wasn't prepared. So I'll just
(01:32):
let you know that today is Monday. Okay, Hi, today
is Monday. Are you wearing underwear? Yeah, dude, you're only
wearing boxer shorts.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, you know the whole work from home thing. Why
would I put on.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Pants for this and you're wearing a Metallica shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Listen, I am thriving right now.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Look, everybody just needs to picture this. Andrew is sitting
up against a brick wall with big, frizzy hair because
he needs a haircut, even though he says he just
got me hair. Okay, he's wearing yellow Boxer shorts with
candy canes on them and a Metallica shirt with rolled
up sleeves.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But they have lighters on them.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh is it because you do the drugs?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh that reminds well, you know, we'll get to that
in a minute. Let's just let everybody know. Today's Monday.
It's Serial Killers. It's episode one eighteen. I'm Scottie b
I'm Andrew. Yes, I'm still here in the middle of
it all in New York City, Andrews in his apartment
in Jersey City. And you know what we neglected to
mention probably a week or two ago. What that? On
(02:33):
May seventh, twenty nineteenth, we put out our first episode.
We completely missed our one year anniversary.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh my god, this is.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Now like thirteen. It's our thirteen month anniversary. So it's
our bar mitzvah mazeltov havevaagila have Oh sorry what I
never got.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
To go to one, So this is like a nice little,
uh celebration.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Oh okay, well, I'm gonna come over and lift you
up in your chair and then you're gonna fall out
like my aunt did. And that was a Yeah, that
was a spectacle. She hurt herself really bad. We were
all doing the Holera and she was up in the
chair and someone tilted it forward and she fell.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
What why are you laughing? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing. I shouldn't a terrible nephew.
All right, let's get past all that. Let's get to
our cereal. So I sent you baggies one through six,
so today we're going to do one through three. There
is still one more brand new one that I need
you to experience, and it is in this match. And
I believe bag number one. So if you would take
(03:33):
bag number one, look at those Look at that right?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, no, sorry, let me off my email. Sorry, you work.
You're in boxers, so the clothes I'm wearing don't let
me work. Shut up?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Are you done talking like me?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah? I'm sure it'll come back to me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
All right. So two episodes ago, when we were with Danielle,
we did tiger to stop spelling.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Them, just stop?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Can you let me? Two episodes ago with Danielle, we
did tiger pause. It's from Kellogg's new line Jumbo snacks,
and I mentioned that all the line of Jumbo snacks
are the same as the actual cereal. They're just bigger.
The fruit loops, the apple Jacks, the corn Pops, the
frosted flakes are different. That's why we did. Oh is
(04:22):
that still the same old sour milk? No, I don't
pour it, please, please, don't pour it. Please. I'm telling
a story.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, but I'm just getting ready. You could keep telling
your story. Tiger pause. There's two different varieties. I like
the tiger pause, dan Ye all wanted the snacks.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, you weren't listening. I didn't say any of that
are chopping. I didn't say any of those things.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
You did say tiger pause.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I did because what I was bringing up is I
was incorrect. There's another one that is not exactly the
same as the cereal and just bigger. And that's what
you have right in front of you. Those giant balls
are Kellogg's Corn Pops Jumbo Snacks, and they're caramel crunch flavor.
They're not just regular corn pops, bigger, They're completely different.
(05:02):
So I had to bring them in and we're going
to do those right now.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
My bowls in my apartment. I love them so much.
I got them when I moved. But the only problem
is that they're not ceramic. They're stone. Okay, so it's like.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
A mortar and pestle. You're eating out of the mortar.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah. I really love my balls though. Can we start
eating yet? Oh? Got I saw a little too much.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Why are you making so many sound effects, Andy with
your balls?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well, I mean your whole butt crack was just out,
That's what I was commenting on.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
But that doesn't make sound I don't. Okay, So you're
still using your sour milk over?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I got new milk. It's the same brand, but it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Looks like you stolen from your parents' house because you
don't go shopping at shop right, No, I order it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I got free my parents. Well, my mom, let's me
take milk. So this one wasn't sour, so it's a bonus.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Ok all right, So even though this is marketed as
a snack, it does say cereal on it, so I'm
good eating it. Here On Serial Killers, let's go Andy.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
One two things?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Oh my god, oh Bed, I love it. Yep, doesn't
remind me of corn pops at all. It has a
consistency of cookie crisp.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But also has a cheeseball after taste.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
No it doesn't, Yes it does. So there's no cheese
on it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, I don't care. Maybe caramel. You don't know what's in,
like a cheese puff that they sell the big Hurts
ones or Hers Hers not Hurts.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Did you really say Hurts? Yeah? Oh, I know the
Hers guy at SHOPRD. I see him all the time.
I say what's up, mister Hers, and it goes how
you doing? He's always talking the shelves. He's a big
fan of the show.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh yeah, our show.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Some show. I don't know. All right, I'm going to
give this four balls. I like it, and I want
to see what the milk is going to do to
the balls. I think they're going to get nice and
soft in the middle, and I like.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That A lot going on in that statement. Let you
go with that one. I like him. I think I'm
gonna give it three balls in a spoon. I really
liked it at first, but the aftertaste of cheeseballs is
a little bit concerning.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Just so you guys know, there's no aftertaste of cheeseballs
because there's no cheese. I get what you're saying. It's
the consistency of the puff, that's what you're thinking of.
There's no cheese here whatsoever, So there's no cheese puff
after taste.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It does have a cheese puff after taste. Those are
my thoughts. This is I am one half of this show.
Got so what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Got it? I understand? Wow, it's as naturally flavored with
other natural flavors. I like that, So there's no artificial
flavoring in here. These come in two different sizes. This
is the snack pack and it also comes in the
big bag. Remember that I sent you the big bag
of tiger paws. You like that, right?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Thank you so much for that. By the way, I'm
so happy with it.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And did you like the multomeal golden puffs I sent you?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Thank you so much for that too. I'm literally I
might have my own cereal museum starting here. Yes, and
I'm not pleased with it, but I'm letting it happen
because I have so much cereal that there's no way
I'm going to get through it. I do think that
I have to throw away the cheetah Chumps, and I'm
gonna tell you why why they're great. But when you
have a whole bowl of them, literally everything else you
(08:06):
taste for the rest of the day tastes like cheetah chumps.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And that's what happened a few episodes ago. You couldn't
really even review the brand new cereal because you were
tasting cheetah chumps.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, no, chea chumps. Ain't it all right?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Let's move on?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Ooh, I see Baggy number two has something that smells
like cinnamon Toa's Crunch.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And I sent you a lot of those because I
kind of think that you're gonna like it. That's a
big old full bag. And again, you know, we just
need filler. We need filler, we need fluff cereal. So
this is a filler cereal. It's another Cinnamon Toa's Crunch knockoff.
We've done a few of them. And this one is
from Millville. It's another Aldi cereal. I'm sorry, you guys
are gonna be like, what's with all the all these cereals?
(08:44):
All you do is all d And it's just because
we had a lot of them. Jamie sent us a
giant box of all these cereals. This I believe is that. No,
I'm sorry. The next episode will have the final one
that we have left. So this is cinnamon crunch squares
kind of cinnamon toast crunch, but they just you know,
ripping it off with real cinnamon. Yay, So let's try this.
(09:07):
They look just like cinnamon toast crunch, just like it,
a little bit lighter.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Actually, they smell more deserty.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
They smell like cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, I would say a little sweeter though.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Why you tried it already?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No, everything smell wise.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Hopefully this is nothing like the remember the crazy cinnamon
toast crunch fake one minis that we got from I
don't know, Yugoslavia or Poland or something. Yes, wait a minute,
there is no more Yugoslavia, right, Isn't that Yugoslavia is
not a country anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Didn't it get broken up?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Yeah? Sorry, my grandmother's from Yugoslavia, but it's not a
country anymore. If I'm wrong, please tell me. But I'm
pretty sure it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Well happening on this episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
These guys look remember them the mini Yeah? And these
were disgusting I remember, So hopefully this doesn't taste like that,
So I'm using my fat free milk. It's the only
milk that bagel boss had at four o'clock in the
morning when I left for work, because I forgot to
buy milk yesterday.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
So I go in.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You may go in as deep as you like, andy
mm yeah, and then not really right. Some of the
pieces are really hard. Some of them are crunchy, some
of them are It's very strange.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I kind of did like a cinnamon roll that's been
left out and then broken up into cereal.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Speaking of cinnamon roll that's been left out, there's a
honey bun that's in the vending machine in the kitchen
that hasn't been restocked since the beginning of March. I
kind of want to send it to you.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You sent me all these pretzels that I'm never going
to eat.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
So what do you mean? I sent you two bags
of pretzels. You're never gonna eat them.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The buffalo flavored one. I don't know if I want
buffalo flavored pretzels.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Okay, put them outside for the birds.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, that's exactly what I want. Birds flying up to
my window.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
The vending machine has like six things in it, and
one of them is this old honey bun.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
So the most disgusting thing in that vending machine is
the snapple in the drink machine. And I'll tell you why.
It's the display snapple. Oh yeah, yeah, I interned there.
Since twenty ten, that Snapple has been there.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's the same bottle. It's all this colored and discussing
and the logo change like ten times already. Yes, anyway,
I'm not a huge fan of this. I'm only going
to give it two bowls in a spoon because of
the inconsistent flavors and textures of the cereal.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I think, you know, we're really in sync on this episode,
and I agree with that analysis. It has a very
cardboard after taste. It tastes sale. I'm not a huge
fan of it. It doesn't give me the great flavors
that I get from a normal cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
And you give it same as you two balls in
a spoon. So I see a pattern with Millville. They're
just okay, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, they just don't put the TLC into the cereal.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Speaking of TLC, Extreme Couponting was on again the other
day on the network TLC, and here I am, you know,
ten years ago. But you know, season one, episode thirteen
I was the finale and they still keep playing it.
So TLC. Like you said, Andrew, I know you brought
that up because you wanted me to mention extreme couponing.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think Michelle made a great point when she was
on anytime she's been on, you somehow have to mention
I was on TV.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
So well, you know all I know I can all right, now,
you're really gonna like this next one. Whether you like
it or not, You're really gonna like it. Grab baggy
number three. Please. This cereal is from Nature's Path and
it's been around for a couple of years. Right now,
you're looking at it like, huh, I don't know. It's
not really it's not granola. You just opened it and
(12:32):
smelled it, and think about your boxer shorts. What do
your boxer shorts have to do with this cereal?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Campfires?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
No, Hemp, you're a giant pothead. So here from Nature's
Path is Hemp Heart's cereal.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh wow, that's interesting. I've never had a Hemp cereal.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Well you're about to.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm surprised you're actually going to do this cereal.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Well, I mean it was in the store, and I
was able to buy it, so I just bought it.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It was legal, was not one of the dirties cereals?
Your big head THHC, I would run away.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Are you gonna try to smoke this one after we
eat it?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Can save me from dare.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's a different campaign.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
She was just saying, no, whatever, it's still lame. Okay,
I'm ready to get into this all right.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Hemp parts granola from Nature's Path Organic. We've had a
bunch of cereals from them. I don't know, let's try
it out one too thick. It just tastes like granola.
Was it fate? Oh no, I don't have much experience
with the marijuana, but I think it tastes like chewing
up some leaves.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
No, it tasts like granola, like a basic granola.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You don't get a little hint of hemp.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I don't know what hemp is supposed to taste. Like, Hey, man,
are you really going to pretend to be high right now?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I don't think they could drive home. I don't think
you can drive home right now.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You're gonna be the girl at the party who's like,
I'm so wasted right now? Can you drive me home?
I'm like, that's you.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Well, the mascot is strawberries on this one. I'm not
sure how this would taste with strawberries. A la Omega
three rich flax seeds, fiber dense hemp hearts, and crunchy
whole grain oats. Fill your ball with hemp hearts granola
for a wholesome organic breakfast to nourish your day with
deliciously crunchy clusters of organic oats, nutrient dense hemp and
(14:27):
flax seeds, and just a touch of sweetness. It'll put
you on a better path to a healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It is sweet, Like I will say, the aftertaste is
very sweet, and I do appreciate that. I think I'm
gonna give this three bowls.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I was going to say exactly the same thing. It
just tastes like a generic granola cereal. Three bowls for me.
If you want, I'll roll it up and send it
to you. Whatever you need.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Roll it up and send it to me. That's some
sweet waveling going, I got there. Let's play some Snoop
dogg von Brand Scott, You're so clever in your dad ways.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's so rude of you.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I'm not you're not a dad. You don't have two
children that just popped out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
No, of course I'm a dad, but you may I
don't tell dumb dad jokes.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You are literally the person that waited for me to
say TLC, so you can mention, oh TLC like extreme
coup on them.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Jen and Juice isn't really a pot song. Where's the
one where he's like, what song is that?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
An?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
It's every Snoop song I know, but there's one like
right at the beginning where he's.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Like, you know, you could just play because They Got High.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I was not a fan of that song, you know,
and that song, that song never really had a chance.
It was. It was in September of two thousand and one,
the beginning of September, that song was really starting to
catch steam and it was going up the charts, and
then unfortunately September eleventh and that song was never played
on the radio again. So did you know that?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, Because I Got High was huge right about that time,
we were playing it on the morning show as a
whole thing, and then we're like just not really appropriate anymore.
So sorry afterman, but let's play enya you guys.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I remember Z one hundred. It's I mean again grim memories.
I know, but Enya used to be played all the time.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
After nine or lot and rique glacias hero. Yeah, a
lot of stuff. It took a while before the pot
songs came back, you know, but they're alive and well now.
So thank you for listening to this episode of Serial Killers.
We hope you have a nice week, and please follow
us on social media serial Killers PC. That's serial with.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
A C, and make sure you like and subscribe wherever
you're listening to your podcast platforms. We have a couple
thousand of you guys subscribing to us and that's really
really cool. So thank you for subscribing. Lead this review
if you like the show.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
And yeah, by the way, that freaking guy who gave
us three stars amended his rating and made it one
star and really screwed us up. Now did you see that? Dude?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What did he say?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Can we like challenge ratings? This is not a one
star podcast, it's a five star podcast. What are you
talking about? You know what, if you're going to do
one star, just don't listen to it and go away.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
What did he give it one star for?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
I read it to you the other day He's like,
just give me a rating, enough with all the hilarity.
But the fact that he said hilarity means he thinks
it's hilarious. So I don't understand who does that. It's
just somebody that's messing with us, it's all. It's probably
Scary and Brody trying to get their ratings up.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Or should we start a review bomb campaign?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I think so. All right, we're gonna get out of
here now until we see you on Friday. Please stay
safety well and we'll see you. Then say crunch, Andy, Crunch, Crunch.
You don't like what I call you Andy? No?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I mean it's the same thing as when you don't
like when people actually call you Scotty. You like when
people call you Scott. Amy told me that.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, but you know it's a radio thing. So Scotty
is my radio name.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh god,
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