January 31, 2022 • 23 mins
So excited for the latest addition to the Krispies family…Cinnamon Sugar! Then, we’ll try another granola from our friends at Bakery On Main and a we’ll go international with a listener supplied box of CarlosV!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Why, welcome to Serial Killers? What's going on? What's today?
It's Monday? Yeah, we're deep into January already deep? No,
it's February. Is it February already? Might be? I don't know, dude.
I still have the twenty twenty one calendar on the wall.
You gotta switch that. I have the other one in
the truck. I keep forgetting to bring it up. That stings.
Well hit the song, Well, you pick one. There's only
two in there. There's four. That's why it says c
(00:23):
K theme, c K theme two, c K Theme three,
and c K Okay, all right, do not chips, do
not Cereal bawl, and do not Serial Killers? What's the fourth? No,
that's chips. Nope, that's Cereal bowl that one? Okay, louder
you do that? Cereal makes them come? Please move? This
(00:47):
one not too close to you. Then there are plenty
of Cereals that we cannot acquire. You know that, Like
this song is wrong. I understand that it rhymes and stuff,
but Coco Pebbles with marshmallows. Can't acquire it. Trying, but
I can't get it yet, Okay, I'm sorry trying. I
(01:10):
hope that it changes for you. You know what, we
don't even need to review that one because it's five balls,
I'll tell you right now. Okay, So I mean, I'm
not going to disagree. It's probably delicious. Coco Pebbles is
five balls. Coco Pebbles with marshmallows off the charts. I
don't think it's five balls for me. But I would
go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com and check it out. Yeah, yep,
but I'm not, But if I wanted to, I could.
(01:31):
Speaking of going to Serial KILLERSPC dot com, if you
go there, you can find out how to send us
cereal like one of our friends did today. And we'll
get to that one a little bit later on. But first,
the parade of new Cereals continues. Parade. Yeah, I didn't
know there was a parade. Oh that's the circus. But
it's a parade. You know, Marcher is everything. It's a
parade because every week is a new cereal. Yeah huh, okay,
(01:52):
so it just keeps going. So we're just gonna call
this instead of serial Killers Cereal parade. Why not? We
threw this one up on Instagram a few weeks ago
because I found it in the store. Secret Squirrel Joel
pointed it out and said, look what came in and
here it is Andrew. You're ready cool? Yeah, you said
you were excited for this when you saw it. I
am cinnamon sugar crispies. Yes it is yay Snap crackle,
(02:13):
oh oh okay. Snap was hiding up top. I couldn't
find him. I was like, it's just crackle and pop.
What's going on? But can you move more towards me? No? No,
because in the microphones echo, it's a directional thing. Remember,
I'll move more this way and then you moved this way.
All right, you're so at a frame. Okay, crackle, look
(02:34):
at this? Why is the spoon all bent? Is the
cinnamon sugar that heavy? It might be really Yeah, there's
a lot of fun recipes on the back. They make
rice crispy trees with this. I'm not sure if that
would be great or not cinnamon sugar crispies, but with
marshmallow with like a nice iced glaize on the top,
it could be like a cinnamon roll crispy. Check out
more deliciously Fun Creations and ideas online Delicious Cinnamon sugar Flavor.
(02:57):
All right, let's eat it? Okay? Oh ready, to play
follow the White Path to the Spoon from start. I'm
gonna do that. I'm gonna do the puzzle before we
do this, I'm gonna do the maze. Wow, this is
so exciting to do on a podcast where people can't
see it. Well, I mean if they watch us on
YouTube they can see it. Yeah, it's so interesting to
see a fifty four year old man do a maze
on camera. I'm not fifty four, you stupid a hole.
(03:18):
Just cut it out. Why are you trying to make
people think that I'm so old? New year, new me,
new year, new yu, new year, new year? Yes, why
do you keep doing that? It's not funny, but at
least you're being a little bit more positive this episode.
I haven't been insulted yet, except for being called an
a hole. Smell it. I was not nice, so I
deserved it. I don't know if I like the smell.
I'm just gonna be honest. It smells like cinnamon sugar,
(03:38):
like right out the jar. No, right out the jar. Well, yes,
Cooper puts cinnamon sugar on her waffles all the time.
Was that a jar? What do you call the little
spice jar? It's a spice jar. It's a jar. I
don't know. It has like a like a little bit
too much of a spice. I see where you're going there.
It almost smells like a candle. Yeah, but not a
wax cabin candle. It's just this one's a bit over
(03:59):
the top. Yeah, some other bad candle company that has
over the top smells that makes you vomit. That happens
sometimes at shop rate, sometimes if you're trying to get
or whatever supermarket you're going into, because I can't say
regional ones otherwise Scott will pick up on that. You
can higgy wiggily wherever you are. Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
(04:21):
do yours okay? Orry? This is such engaging radio that
is loud, snap crackle and popping. Yeah, wait where we say,
let's just eat it before it gets soggy, and then
you can say with the supermarket thing here, actually you
can't save it for bull jet. Hmm. That's surprisingly good. Yeah,
(04:45):
they're really good. Yeah. I give it four balls in
a spoom. I was gonna say the same because I
don't think it's five, but it is close. This is
one of those where I would actually say marshmallows, Yes,
marshmallows would make this cereal. I feel better. They could
call it cinnamon roll crispies roll. The marshmallow takes the
(05:06):
place at the glaze. What you know how Cinnabon has
the glaze. Yeah, I know that. They could say that's
the marshmallow, that's like the vanilla icing, or just cinnamon
sugar crispies with marshmallows that Bobe. I like it. Yeah,
I guess either would work. Scott, we're using two percent
milk today from seven to eleven? Hmmm? Is it seven? Yeah? Seven? Select?
(05:30):
This is really I I'm sorry I doubted this one.
This is four in the morning milk. Do you know
that I walked in there and almost all the milks
were expired, almost all of them. This is one of
the only one. I don't really like getting two percent.
I prefer one, and this one is good until you know,
two weeks from now the other ones were all expired. Gross.
I like that. That was a good cereal. All right,
(05:53):
go back. I'm sorry. Supermarkets, candles, mickey vomit go on. Yeah.
Sometimes they're like, oh, hey, here's the evergreen tree. It
does not smell like an evergreen, smells like a car
air freshener. Do. Most supermarkets have a candle section. Yeah, really,
Oh cleaning. Oh, those the for breeze candles and stuff,
and the air wick things for air wix can be
very potent as well. And those little like pear shaped
(06:17):
things you put in the bathroom uncrow it a little bit. Yeah,
I don't know about that. They had to put those
in our hallway in my apartment because there was a
plumbing issue. Did not fix the plumbing issue. No, all
it does. That's just covered up poop. That's covered up doodoo.
That isn't all right. Let's seat. It tastes like a
smells like a waterfall. Would you like to drive a
good waterfall? Would you? Would you? Would you like to
(06:40):
take a drive down Maine? We can keep the parade
going that way. Okay, so we got a package. That's
the circus though carnival. Okay, that's a carnival. Barker dud, dude.
What's a parade done? Don I could look at parade music.
Parade music is like you know with the marching band,
the marching band in high school. That's parade. Oh shay e,
(07:03):
new coin down two point eight percent. You know what,
I can't believe that you made me invest in that
dumb coin thing. It'll work out. I mean it was
only it'll work out. It was only one hundred dollars
and now it's down to seventy six. But you know
that's the thing. It always comes back. So let's let's
be positive. Oh key, Yeah. Anyway, so let's go down Maine.
We'll go right past the bakery. What is that yet?
What was that? Oh it's a commercial. Yeah, I YouTube
(07:24):
put on way too many commercials. Oh so did this podcast?
Oh lower that that's loud. We gotta talk all of
the horns. Yes, So we're gonna continue the parade down
main show. Oh look there's a bakery. It's a bakery
on Maine. Andrew, fuck, they sent us more stuff. Very
excited this I see. I don't know what I turned
the parade off. Please fall into a manhole? All right,
(07:45):
so well to a manhole. Yeah, so this grain free chocolate.
What's MCT oil? If I broke his leg should be
helping you. No, just cover it and just cover the manhole.
What's mct oil? Is it like the pot stuff? No,
that's CBD. I know, but maybe that's another one. What
(08:07):
is it? Oh? If we if it's there. Can you
not have it? No? I could have it. I don't know.
I'm scared, Nancy. Our energizing grain free granola is packed
with beneficial nutrients and powerful MCT oil. Can you look
it up please? Combining the delicious flavors of chocolate, nuts,
(08:27):
and seeds with premium honey and maple syrup, this granola
is perfect for fuel. I can't even ender any glasses.
MCT oil is a supplement made from a type of
fat called medium chain triglycerides. That doesn't sound very good.
MCT oil may support weight loss by increasing fullness, fat loss,
or key tone production. Wait a minute, this is by
(08:49):
improving your gut environment. This isn't like that olestra stuff
that makes you poop, is it? I guess we'll find out. Okay.
They also they also sent us some maple something or other,
maple vanilla. You know, I'm not a fan of maple,
but we'll have it. This was a twenty twenty one
Spoony Winn Bakery on me. Oh this one. Look, I
ripped the bag. Allo, Have you ever opened a bag before?
(09:09):
That's what you'd say to me if I did that? No,
I would say, Oh, Andrew you messed up. It's okay,
we all make mistakes. You would say that, yeah, who
is this person and what has he done with Scott?
That is New Year knew me. Yeah, I'm glad it
took shaming YouTube comments for you to change. These smell
like Manischevit's macaroons. I know that's very specific, but that's
(09:29):
what this smells like. Smells like passover cereal. I mean treats.
I have not had a Manishevit's macaroon, and not a macaroon.
A macaroon, you know, like the coconut things, not the
things you get in the mall kiosk with the girl
that sits there half asleep on her phone because she
doesn't really want to be there. Are you talking about
it like the French ones. Yeah, there's a kiosk usually
in the middle of the mall with the macaroons, and
the girl just sits through on her phone the whole
(09:50):
time because they couldn't be bothered. And then, you know,
if it was me sitting in the kioska, I would
cut them up into little pieces and hand out samples,
you know what you're saying. Then corporate would come by
and be like sir, stop sample, show us some initiative. Okay,
you ready give them a firm handshake, you'll get the job.
Go ahead. It's very chocolatey, not in a bad way. Nuts,
(10:22):
nuts in there, Almonds maybe I mind that almonds are
the first ingredient. That means there's a lot of them.
Some flower seeds, coconut, pumpkin seeds. Wow, he's good. Yeah,
and trust us. They don't pay us now, they're not
a sponsor. They just send us stuff. I'm gonna give
up three bowls. I'm gonna do three bowls in a
(10:44):
I'm gonna do four balls. It's a little too chocolated.
I like that. I bet the milk is gonna be
really good too. The milk is gonna be delicious. It's
just a little too chocolatey for me. However, if you
like chocolate, it's awesome. Yeah, one hundred percent. It's a
really good chocolate, granola, cereal and nuts. Yeah. And it's
energy food and there's MCT in it. Yeah, MCT oil it.
I'll help you, uh lose weight. Actually we can't say that.
(11:05):
That's a claim that is not verified by the FDA. Well,
so I'll just eat more of it. And I'll get skinnier.
Is that how you think weight loss works? Uh? Huh,
Then go for it. It's good four bowls. Let me
have another look at that. It's cholesterol free. Wow, that's good.
Oh no, there's a bunch of sat fat in it,
but that's okay. Are you into dieting now so you
(11:27):
say things like that, You know what sat fat is?
Saturated fat? Yeah, that's the terminology as diet or is used. Yeah,
shot fat. You're such a fitness brow now. Yeah, I'm
gonna set fats as soon as I get home. I'm
gonna take my jackets off the treadmill and run a
little bit. You've said that in the past three weeks. Yeah.
Do you ever see the video where my dog was
(11:47):
on the treadmill with me? Maybe you liked it? Hmm interesting,
that was a good story. Anyway, Do we need to
keep the parade going? Well, no, because now we need
to get on an airplane. An airplane. Yeah, we cannot
walk to where this next cereal comes from by parade,
So if you would please, Sorry, people broke their legs
at the parade. Push it serial killers in turn, national
(12:12):
Let's head overseas where I don't know what do you
mean you don't know? I know they speak Spanish there,
but I'm not sure. So this came from our buddy
Ramiro in California. Okay, he sent us two boxes, but
I decided to go with this one today. Okay, oh,
not that one, Sorry, that's great. This one Carlos. Now
(12:36):
was it Carlos V or is it Carlos the Fifth.
I'm gonna say it's Carlos the Fifth Cereal, Carlos the
Fifth Cereal because you know what that my guess is
that is a candy bar. That's a Nestley candy bar,
see it down there? Yeah, so it's a candy bar
that they made into a cereal, just like you know,
Nestlie whatever all those other Nestley cereals. But I can't.
(12:57):
I just I don't know where it's from. Can I see?
It's it's all in Spanish. Here's another question I have.
My friends sent me a picture, right, did we have
Ego Waffle chocolate? Like I said, please read the box Andrew, Okay,
we did. Then Carlos the Fifth Cereal l Ray de
(13:19):
Loo's Chocolates. Uh, it's does that mean a such toxico
ray No soul is the Sun, l Ray, this is
just Mexico. It is Mexico. Yeah, okay, yeah, because the
website is mxch is Mexico. Of course. Perfect. There's opening instruction.
So we had the trunk on egos. Are you out
(13:40):
of your mind? Where? I don't remember having it? I
gotta tell that's good, that's good, that's fresh. Okay. I
have a feeling. I have a feeling the Ego cereals
are on the way out, just so you know. Check
the expiration dates. No, that's one. That was the twenty
nineteen Winner's Home You got waffle crisped out? You can
have that? Do you just call me homeboy? I did? Why?
(14:03):
I don't know what kind of it just felt right
these TV show have you been watching? It felt right
in the moment. Yeah, it was wrong. We've had another
cereal that looked just like this. I don't remember what
it was. Maybe Melvin was on the box. No, this
looks like a Catalina crisp. No. No, no, no, no no.
The glazing on it is very catalina ish. Trust they
like a little plastic. Believe me, believe me, it's not.
(14:25):
It's just it's just the Mexico cereal. They look like
that and it's good. I can't get it has the
bad Oh hold on before we eat it. Oh oh
oh oh, we'll be back right after this condom commercial
or dirty sex thing. Oh? How was that? I hope
the kids weren't in the car. If they were, we apologize. God?
(14:47):
Is it like it is money more important than morality?
I mean, what is going on? Seriously? I'm not going
to take any advice from you on that one. Did
we make an extra twenty cents because they talked about
a body part? Do you understand? Do you know what
the big this category actually is on YouTube? It's not
Can I scan that QR? Sure, it'll take you to
the I'm not even gonna try and say that. I'm
(15:08):
gonna tell you the nutrition facts. Wait, no, no, tell
me about the biggest category on YouTube. Muck bangs, muck bongs. Yeah,
but that's not dirty. It sounds dirty, but it's not.
Those people talk. They just talk about life and eat
kind of like we do, except they eat larger quantities
of food. I can't. Oh, it's all in Spanish, Well,
of course it is. It's from Mexico, the cereal. Right,
where have you been? Look, there's Carlos the fifth. This
(15:31):
is gonna be embarrassing always. Look we've had Fitness Cereal,
Nesti cornflakes. Oh look at that cookie, Chris. I love
that logo. Lucky Charms. Okay, Nestley Tricks. That's crazy. They
must have like General Mills. They must have a deal
with them or something like that. I love it. I
want all of this. The Cheerio cheerios, it's two different cheerios.
(15:52):
You know that nobody can see what you're doing. Uros.
Look believe that's that's Grandma. I want that, Grandma, Turos.
If you're watching this right now or listening or listening
and you have Abolita cheer Churo's cereal, just go to
Mexico and get it for us, please, that would be great.
If you're just any area passing by here, you go
(16:13):
take that, please? Can you take this? It was always
my favorite thing to walk through the Walmart in cant
Coon because they have the most random So obviously it's
random stuff because it's in a different country. But I
love I love going through foreign supermarkets. It's my favorite
thing to do. Yeah, is that my spoon or yours? Eh? Well,
you definitely took my spoon. Oh well, then just hit
(16:34):
the cup. Yeah, you blanked for a moment. I hope
it's your spoon, my spoon, not ever, I don't know. Ready,
you were the one who just had COVID, not me.
Very chocolatey. Don't talk about that on the podcast. Okay, well,
time to eat one tooth. Think we had another one
just like this. It's not very sweet coco. It's good,
(16:58):
but I would I could find the other one. It
was definitely another Nestley cereal. The milk is going to
taste better than this, agree, because there's not very much
chocolate like on this whatever it is whatever, what would
you call the shape? Ear lobe cup? Like a bowl shape.
It's almost a bowl shape kind of. It didn't really
(17:19):
retain much flavor. That's all I'm gonna say. No. Two
balls mm hmmm fair right, Oh damn it. I haven't
been writing it down now I won't know. I have
a pad, hold on where you going? Is that your
pumpkin pad? All right? So Carlos the fifth Andrew oops too.
(17:44):
Scott two. We matched on cinnamon sugar Crispies. We both
gave it four balls in a spoon. Crispy's a four
and a half s four and a half. You gave
this four balls? I gave it three bowls? All right, bakery,
are you impressed that I remember this? A three? For cool?
Now I don't have to listen. I mean I always
listen once it's done and out, but now I don't
(18:05):
have to go back and listen to send Other Scott cared?
You never cared about this podcast? Well? No, no dedication, no. Look,
I just feel bad because other Scott posts the ratings
every week and if I don't send it to him,
he has to sit and listen and take notes. Yeah,
and he does enough for us as it is, and
I feel bad. So other Scott, this is for you.
And yes, you will be on a podcast soon. Yeah,
we're gonna have to send you something disgusting so we
can all vomit together. That'll be fun. I'm yeah. He's
(18:28):
in Colorado, right, Yeah? Have you ever talked to him
on the phone. I don't think so. I did, really. Yeah.
When we first when he first messaged us at Serial
Killers PC at gmail dot com, he was like, Hey,
your website's terrible. Can I do it for you? And
I was like, of course you can. But I do
feel like I know him because of the Jingle Jang podcast. Yeah,
(18:48):
I do like it. I listened to it. It's Christmas
stuff all year long. So if ever you're in the
you have a hankering for Christmas stuff, go check that out.
Why would you use the word hankering because sometimes I
have a hanker for a hunk of cheese. They can't.
You don't even know what that is, uh hunker for
a hunkah jeez wow, because we did that already, like
one hundred episodes ago. Yeah right, yeah, okay, thank you
(19:09):
for listening to this exciting episode of Serial Killers. I
enjoyed this episode. It was pretty okay, and the cinnamon
sugar crispies were really a bright star. I do have something, well,
I chose that one. We have I'm telling you, I
literally have eight boxes of like we have another two
months to go. This is so exciting and then some
because stuff just keeps coming out. This is really exciting.
(19:29):
It's great when cereals fail because the new cereals come
out true. Right. Yeah. I don't understand how supermarkets have
so much room on their shelves, Like how do they
decide what they can take and what they have to
get rid of because when like for instance, at Shopwright,
when you see the green tag on the shelf, that
means they're not getting it anymore. So they're selling that
out and it's gone, whether it's discontinued or not. Sometimes
I don't know. Like I told you the little Debbie
(19:50):
Stuff green tag, it's on the way out. They're making
room for new stuff, so they probably just don't sell
that good, so they're not getting it anymore. Some of
it is still around. I know that Dunkin Cereals have
kind of fizzled out, but you can still get the
mill and that Trolls Trick cereal. I thought that was gone,
but I still see new ones coming into the supermarkets.
So I don't know. You just got to look around
to find your favorites. Because there are people that are
telling me I can't find the Wendy's Frosty Cereal. I
(20:12):
can't find it. Where is it? So it's just you know,
stores have to make room on their shelves for it
because they only have limited inventory. So I wonder if
now that Wendy's did that, if McDonald's is going to
get into the game. I don't think McDonald's, But what
kind of cereal. Could McDonald's have chicken McNugget flakes? No,
they have. They're known for their milkshakes, their flurries. Yeah,
oh hello, they could have a Saint Patrick's cereal. They
(20:36):
could have the Shamrock shake cereal. Wow, dude, we totally
just invented something. Wow. It's very very seasonal. But I
mean what cereal isn't that's new nowadays? Well no, but
I mean this one is just holiday. That's it. You know,
like they put out the green Leprechaun lucky charms that
turned the milk green for Saint Patrick's Day. It's a
very limited run because it only is good for two
(20:57):
three months. So McDonald's, if it happens, we want to
cut Yeah, I want my money. We should reach out
to McDonald's and a cereal company and ask them to marry. Yeah.
So even though we have no bakery on Maine, do
you want to work with McDonald's. We have no connection
to McDonald's. Oh. We did have a nice call with
posts the other day. Yeah, they're very nice people. I
want to go on a tour with the post plant
(21:17):
in Minnesota. If that happens, do I get to go? Yeah?
That would be fun. We could do serial killers on
the road, I would We should do serial killers from
Cereal factories. Holy hell, that would be awesome. And if
they don't let us in, we'll just sit in the
parking lot with the roadcaster. That's the most depressing thing
I've ever heard. I would never want to do that. Well,
sit just outside the gate where security won't let us in.
(21:39):
If yeah, if that happened, I'd be very confused. I'll
dress up as a Cereal mascot. I don't care. I'll
sit in the parking lot dressed up as you know, Sonny.
Who's Sonny the guy? Yeah, okay, Yeah, he's cuckoo for
cocoa puffs. Yeah, it's Sonny the Bird. All right? Anyway,
you a bird. Yeah, he's a crazy cuckoo bird. He's cuckoo.
(22:01):
He's a cuckoo bird. He would again, he's the villain
alongside the caffin in the Cereal Avengers. All right. I
don't want to get back into that. Don't get back
into it. Nobody likes superhero movies, even though it was
the most highest grossing films of last year. When's the
last time they came out with a new Cereal mascot.
I mean there has not been a new Cereal mascot
in years. Yeah, I feel like now is the time.
I think we should create one bakery on mean, we're
(22:22):
gonna give you a mascot. Oh maybe it should just
be us. No, a cartoon version of us. I don't
think that anybody would like that. I'd pick up a
I mean if I was on a Cereal bag. Kidding me,
what would the free prize and size be if we
were the mascots? Well, probably be weird things that you
found around here, because now people can watch it on
YouTube this way, they see the clutter everywhere. It might
(22:42):
be one of those little boxes like from Staples where
you push the button and it says you're an idiot.
You don't know what you're talking about. You know nothing
about Cereal Millennial. All right, let's get out of here
until we see you on Wednesday with an all new
bowl Chat. We will check you Monday with another Serial
Killers and an all new Cereal Yay. Thanks for listening.
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Yeah all right, yes, say crunch Andrew corn crunch. So
(23:28):
I hate when it happens popcorn kernels all the time.
I don't mind if it's not colored, but it was
a piece of chocolate and you can probably see it. No.
What the worst is canker swords. The thing is, though,
anytime I have something stuck in between my teeth, I
take it out with my now and then I eat it.
Why waste it? Okay,
Hello, Why, welcome to Serial Killers? What's going on? What's today?
It's Monday? Yeah, we're deep into January already deep? No,
it's February. Is it February already? Might be? I don't know, dude.
I still have the twenty twenty one calendar on the wall.
You gotta switch that. I have the other one in
the truck. I keep forgetting to bring it up. That stings.
Well hit the song, Well, you pick one. There's only
two in there. There's four. That's why it says c
(00:23):
K theme, c K theme two, c K Theme three,
and c K Okay, all right, do not chips, do
not Cereal bawl, and do not Serial Killers? What's the fourth? No,
that's chips. Nope, that's Cereal bowl that one? Okay, louder
you do that? Cereal makes them come? Please move? This
(00:47):
one not too close to you. Then there are plenty
of Cereals that we cannot acquire. You know that, Like
this song is wrong. I understand that it rhymes and stuff,
but Coco Pebbles with marshmallows. Can't acquire it. Trying, but
I can't get it yet, Okay, I'm sorry trying. I
(01:10):
hope that it changes for you. You know what, we
don't even need to review that one because it's five balls,
I'll tell you right now. Okay, So I mean, I'm
not going to disagree. It's probably delicious. Coco Pebbles is
five balls. Coco Pebbles with marshmallows off the charts. I
don't think it's five balls for me. But I would
go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com and check it out. Yeah, yep,
but I'm not, But if I wanted to, I could.
(01:31):
Speaking of going to Serial KILLERSPC dot com, if you
go there, you can find out how to send us
cereal like one of our friends did today. And we'll
get to that one a little bit later on. But first,
the parade of new Cereals continues. Parade. Yeah, I didn't
know there was a parade. Oh that's the circus. But
it's a parade. You know, Marcher is everything. It's a
parade because every week is a new cereal. Yeah huh, okay,
(01:52):
so it just keeps going. So we're just gonna call
this instead of serial Killers Cereal parade. Why not? We
threw this one up on Instagram a few weeks ago
because I found it in the store. Secret Squirrel Joel
pointed it out and said, look what came in and
here it is Andrew. You're ready cool? Yeah, you said
you were excited for this when you saw it. I
am cinnamon sugar crispies. Yes it is yay Snap crackle,
(02:13):
oh oh okay. Snap was hiding up top. I couldn't
find him. I was like, it's just crackle and pop.
What's going on? But can you move more towards me? No? No,
because in the microphones echo, it's a directional thing. Remember,
I'll move more this way and then you moved this way.
All right, you're so at a frame. Okay, crackle, look
(02:34):
at this? Why is the spoon all bent? Is the
cinnamon sugar that heavy? It might be really Yeah, there's
a lot of fun recipes on the back. They make
rice crispy trees with this. I'm not sure if that
would be great or not cinnamon sugar crispies, but with
marshmallow with like a nice iced glaize on the top,
it could be like a cinnamon roll crispy. Check out
more deliciously Fun Creations and ideas online Delicious Cinnamon sugar Flavor.
(02:57):
All right, let's eat it? Okay? Oh ready, to play
follow the White Path to the Spoon from start. I'm
gonna do that. I'm gonna do the puzzle before we
do this, I'm gonna do the maze. Wow, this is
so exciting to do on a podcast where people can't
see it. Well, I mean if they watch us on
YouTube they can see it. Yeah, it's so interesting to
see a fifty four year old man do a maze
on camera. I'm not fifty four, you stupid a hole.
(03:18):
Just cut it out. Why are you trying to make
people think that I'm so old? New year, new me,
new year, new yu, new year, new year? Yes, why
do you keep doing that? It's not funny, but at
least you're being a little bit more positive this episode.
I haven't been insulted yet, except for being called an
a hole. Smell it. I was not nice, so I
deserved it. I don't know if I like the smell.
I'm just gonna be honest. It smells like cinnamon sugar,
(03:38):
like right out the jar. No, right out the jar. Well, yes,
Cooper puts cinnamon sugar on her waffles all the time.
Was that a jar? What do you call the little
spice jar? It's a spice jar. It's a jar. I
don't know. It has like a like a little bit
too much of a spice. I see where you're going there.
It almost smells like a candle. Yeah, but not a
wax cabin candle. It's just this one's a bit over
(03:59):
the top. Yeah, some other bad candle company that has
over the top smells that makes you vomit. That happens
sometimes at shop rate, sometimes if you're trying to get
or whatever supermarket you're going into, because I can't say
regional ones otherwise Scott will pick up on that. You
can higgy wiggily wherever you are. Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
(04:21):
do yours okay? Orry? This is such engaging radio that
is loud, snap crackle and popping. Yeah, wait where we say,
let's just eat it before it gets soggy, and then
you can say with the supermarket thing here, actually you
can't save it for bull jet. Hmm. That's surprisingly good. Yeah,
(04:45):
they're really good. Yeah. I give it four balls in
a spoom. I was gonna say the same because I
don't think it's five, but it is close. This is
one of those where I would actually say marshmallows, Yes,
marshmallows would make this cereal. I feel better. They could
call it cinnamon roll crispies roll. The marshmallow takes the
(05:06):
place at the glaze. What you know how Cinnabon has
the glaze. Yeah, I know that. They could say that's
the marshmallow, that's like the vanilla icing, or just cinnamon
sugar crispies with marshmallows that Bobe. I like it. Yeah,
I guess either would work. Scott, we're using two percent
milk today from seven to eleven? Hmmm? Is it seven? Yeah? Seven? Select?
(05:30):
This is really I I'm sorry I doubted this one.
This is four in the morning milk. Do you know
that I walked in there and almost all the milks
were expired, almost all of them. This is one of
the only one. I don't really like getting two percent.
I prefer one, and this one is good until you know,
two weeks from now the other ones were all expired. Gross.
I like that. That was a good cereal. All right,
(05:53):
go back. I'm sorry. Supermarkets, candles, mickey vomit go on. Yeah.
Sometimes they're like, oh, hey, here's the evergreen tree. It
does not smell like an evergreen, smells like a car
air freshener. Do. Most supermarkets have a candle section. Yeah, really,
Oh cleaning. Oh, those the for breeze candles and stuff,
and the air wick things for air wix can be
very potent as well. And those little like pear shaped
(06:17):
things you put in the bathroom uncrow it a little bit. Yeah,
I don't know about that. They had to put those
in our hallway in my apartment because there was a
plumbing issue. Did not fix the plumbing issue. No, all
it does. That's just covered up poop. That's covered up doodoo.
That isn't all right. Let's seat. It tastes like a
smells like a waterfall. Would you like to drive a
good waterfall? Would you? Would you? Would you like to
(06:40):
take a drive down Maine? We can keep the parade
going that way. Okay, so we got a package. That's
the circus though carnival. Okay, that's a carnival. Barker dud, dude.
What's a parade done? Don I could look at parade music.
Parade music is like you know with the marching band,
the marching band in high school. That's parade. Oh shay e,
(07:03):
new coin down two point eight percent. You know what,
I can't believe that you made me invest in that
dumb coin thing. It'll work out. I mean it was
only it'll work out. It was only one hundred dollars
and now it's down to seventy six. But you know
that's the thing. It always comes back. So let's let's
be positive. Oh key, Yeah. Anyway, so let's go down Maine.
We'll go right past the bakery. What is that yet?
What was that? Oh it's a commercial. Yeah, I YouTube
(07:24):
put on way too many commercials. Oh so did this podcast?
Oh lower that that's loud. We gotta talk all of
the horns. Yes, So we're gonna continue the parade down
main show. Oh look there's a bakery. It's a bakery
on Maine. Andrew, fuck, they sent us more stuff. Very
excited this I see. I don't know what I turned
the parade off. Please fall into a manhole? All right,
(07:45):
so well to a manhole. Yeah, so this grain free chocolate.
What's MCT oil? If I broke his leg should be
helping you. No, just cover it and just cover the manhole.
What's mct oil? Is it like the pot stuff? No,
that's CBD. I know, but maybe that's another one. What
(08:07):
is it? Oh? If we if it's there. Can you
not have it? No? I could have it. I don't know.
I'm scared, Nancy. Our energizing grain free granola is packed
with beneficial nutrients and powerful MCT oil. Can you look
it up please? Combining the delicious flavors of chocolate, nuts,
(08:27):
and seeds with premium honey and maple syrup, this granola
is perfect for fuel. I can't even ender any glasses.
MCT oil is a supplement made from a type of
fat called medium chain triglycerides. That doesn't sound very good.
MCT oil may support weight loss by increasing fullness, fat loss,
or key tone production. Wait a minute, this is by
(08:49):
improving your gut environment. This isn't like that olestra stuff
that makes you poop, is it? I guess we'll find out. Okay.
They also they also sent us some maple something or other,
maple vanilla. You know, I'm not a fan of maple,
but we'll have it. This was a twenty twenty one
Spoony Winn Bakery on me. Oh this one. Look, I
ripped the bag. Allo, Have you ever opened a bag before?
(09:09):
That's what you'd say to me if I did that? No,
I would say, Oh, Andrew you messed up. It's okay,
we all make mistakes. You would say that, yeah, who
is this person and what has he done with Scott?
That is New Year knew me. Yeah, I'm glad it
took shaming YouTube comments for you to change. These smell
like Manischevit's macaroons. I know that's very specific, but that's
(09:29):
what this smells like. Smells like passover cereal. I mean treats.
I have not had a Manishevit's macaroon, and not a macaroon.
A macaroon, you know, like the coconut things, not the
things you get in the mall kiosk with the girl
that sits there half asleep on her phone because she
doesn't really want to be there. Are you talking about
it like the French ones. Yeah, there's a kiosk usually
in the middle of the mall with the macaroons, and
the girl just sits through on her phone the whole
(09:50):
time because they couldn't be bothered. And then, you know,
if it was me sitting in the kioska, I would
cut them up into little pieces and hand out samples,
you know what you're saying. Then corporate would come by
and be like sir, stop sample, show us some initiative. Okay,
you ready give them a firm handshake, you'll get the job.
Go ahead. It's very chocolatey, not in a bad way. Nuts,
(10:22):
nuts in there, Almonds maybe I mind that almonds are
the first ingredient. That means there's a lot of them.
Some flower seeds, coconut, pumpkin seeds. Wow, he's good. Yeah,
and trust us. They don't pay us now, they're not
a sponsor. They just send us stuff. I'm gonna give
up three bowls. I'm gonna do three bowls in a
(10:44):
I'm gonna do four balls. It's a little too chocolated.
I like that. I bet the milk is gonna be
really good too. The milk is gonna be delicious. It's
just a little too chocolatey for me. However, if you
like chocolate, it's awesome. Yeah, one hundred percent. It's a
really good chocolate, granola, cereal and nuts. Yeah. And it's
energy food and there's MCT in it. Yeah, MCT oil it.
I'll help you, uh lose weight. Actually we can't say that.
(11:05):
That's a claim that is not verified by the FDA. Well,
so I'll just eat more of it. And I'll get skinnier.
Is that how you think weight loss works? Uh? Huh,
Then go for it. It's good four bowls. Let me
have another look at that. It's cholesterol free. Wow, that's good.
Oh no, there's a bunch of sat fat in it,
but that's okay. Are you into dieting now so you
(11:27):
say things like that, You know what sat fat is?
Saturated fat? Yeah, that's the terminology as diet or is used. Yeah,
shot fat. You're such a fitness brow now. Yeah, I'm
gonna set fats as soon as I get home. I'm
gonna take my jackets off the treadmill and run a
little bit. You've said that in the past three weeks. Yeah.
Do you ever see the video where my dog was
(11:47):
on the treadmill with me? Maybe you liked it? Hmm interesting,
that was a good story. Anyway, Do we need to
keep the parade going? Well, no, because now we need
to get on an airplane. An airplane. Yeah, we cannot
walk to where this next cereal comes from by parade,
So if you would please, Sorry, people broke their legs
at the parade. Push it serial killers in turn, national
(12:12):
Let's head overseas where I don't know what do you
mean you don't know? I know they speak Spanish there,
but I'm not sure. So this came from our buddy
Ramiro in California. Okay, he sent us two boxes, but
I decided to go with this one today. Okay, oh,
not that one, Sorry, that's great. This one Carlos. Now
(12:36):
was it Carlos V or is it Carlos the Fifth.
I'm gonna say it's Carlos the Fifth Cereal, Carlos the
Fifth Cereal because you know what that my guess is
that is a candy bar. That's a Nestley candy bar,
see it down there? Yeah, so it's a candy bar
that they made into a cereal, just like you know,
Nestlie whatever all those other Nestley cereals. But I can't.
(12:57):
I just I don't know where it's from. Can I see?
It's it's all in Spanish. Here's another question I have.
My friends sent me a picture, right, did we have
Ego Waffle chocolate? Like I said, please read the box Andrew, Okay,
we did. Then Carlos the Fifth Cereal l Ray de
(13:19):
Loo's Chocolates. Uh, it's does that mean a such toxico
ray No soul is the Sun, l Ray, this is
just Mexico. It is Mexico. Yeah, okay, yeah, because the
website is mxch is Mexico. Of course. Perfect. There's opening instruction.
So we had the trunk on egos. Are you out
(13:40):
of your mind? Where? I don't remember having it? I
gotta tell that's good, that's good, that's fresh. Okay. I
have a feeling. I have a feeling the Ego cereals
are on the way out, just so you know. Check
the expiration dates. No, that's one. That was the twenty
nineteen Winner's Home You got waffle crisped out? You can
have that? Do you just call me homeboy? I did? Why?
(14:03):
I don't know what kind of it just felt right
these TV show have you been watching? It felt right
in the moment. Yeah, it was wrong. We've had another
cereal that looked just like this. I don't remember what
it was. Maybe Melvin was on the box. No, this
looks like a Catalina crisp. No. No, no, no, no no.
The glazing on it is very catalina ish. Trust they
like a little plastic. Believe me, believe me, it's not.
(14:25):
It's just it's just the Mexico cereal. They look like
that and it's good. I can't get it has the
bad Oh hold on before we eat it. Oh oh
oh oh, we'll be back right after this condom commercial
or dirty sex thing. Oh? How was that? I hope
the kids weren't in the car. If they were, we apologize. God?
(14:47):
Is it like it is money more important than morality?
I mean, what is going on? Seriously? I'm not going
to take any advice from you on that one. Did
we make an extra twenty cents because they talked about
a body part? Do you understand? Do you know what
the big this category actually is on YouTube? It's not
Can I scan that QR? Sure, it'll take you to
the I'm not even gonna try and say that. I'm
(15:08):
gonna tell you the nutrition facts. Wait, no, no, tell
me about the biggest category on YouTube. Muck bangs, muck bongs. Yeah,
but that's not dirty. It sounds dirty, but it's not.
Those people talk. They just talk about life and eat
kind of like we do, except they eat larger quantities
of food. I can't. Oh, it's all in Spanish, Well,
of course it is. It's from Mexico, the cereal. Right,
where have you been? Look, there's Carlos the fifth. This
(15:31):
is gonna be embarrassing always. Look we've had Fitness Cereal,
Nesti cornflakes. Oh look at that cookie, Chris. I love
that logo. Lucky Charms. Okay, Nestley Tricks. That's crazy. They
must have like General Mills. They must have a deal
with them or something like that. I love it. I
want all of this. The Cheerio cheerios, it's two different cheerios.
(15:52):
You know that nobody can see what you're doing. Uros.
Look believe that's that's Grandma. I want that, Grandma, Turos.
If you're watching this right now or listening or listening
and you have Abolita cheer Churo's cereal, just go to
Mexico and get it for us, please, that would be great.
If you're just any area passing by here, you go
(16:13):
take that, please? Can you take this? It was always
my favorite thing to walk through the Walmart in cant
Coon because they have the most random So obviously it's
random stuff because it's in a different country. But I
love I love going through foreign supermarkets. It's my favorite
thing to do. Yeah, is that my spoon or yours? Eh? Well,
you definitely took my spoon. Oh well, then just hit
(16:34):
the cup. Yeah, you blanked for a moment. I hope
it's your spoon, my spoon, not ever, I don't know. Ready,
you were the one who just had COVID, not me.
Very chocolatey. Don't talk about that on the podcast. Okay, well,
time to eat one tooth. Think we had another one
just like this. It's not very sweet coco. It's good,
(16:58):
but I would I could find the other one. It
was definitely another Nestley cereal. The milk is going to
taste better than this, agree, because there's not very much
chocolate like on this whatever it is whatever, what would
you call the shape? Ear lobe cup? Like a bowl shape.
It's almost a bowl shape kind of. It didn't really
(17:19):
retain much flavor. That's all I'm gonna say. No. Two
balls mm hmmm fair right, Oh damn it. I haven't
been writing it down now I won't know. I have
a pad, hold on where you going? Is that your
pumpkin pad? All right? So Carlos the fifth Andrew oops too.
(17:44):
Scott two. We matched on cinnamon sugar Crispies. We both
gave it four balls in a spoon. Crispy's a four
and a half s four and a half. You gave
this four balls? I gave it three bowls? All right, bakery,
are you impressed that I remember this? A three? For cool?
Now I don't have to listen. I mean I always
listen once it's done and out, but now I don't
(18:05):
have to go back and listen to send Other Scott cared?
You never cared about this podcast? Well? No, no dedication, no. Look,
I just feel bad because other Scott posts the ratings
every week and if I don't send it to him,
he has to sit and listen and take notes. Yeah,
and he does enough for us as it is, and
I feel bad. So other Scott, this is for you.
And yes, you will be on a podcast soon. Yeah,
we're gonna have to send you something disgusting so we
can all vomit together. That'll be fun. I'm yeah. He's
(18:28):
in Colorado, right, Yeah? Have you ever talked to him
on the phone. I don't think so. I did, really. Yeah.
When we first when he first messaged us at Serial
Killers PC at gmail dot com, he was like, Hey,
your website's terrible. Can I do it for you? And
I was like, of course you can. But I do
feel like I know him because of the Jingle Jang podcast. Yeah,
(18:48):
I do like it. I listened to it. It's Christmas
stuff all year long. So if ever you're in the
you have a hankering for Christmas stuff, go check that out.
Why would you use the word hankering because sometimes I
have a hanker for a hunk of cheese. They can't.
You don't even know what that is, uh hunker for
a hunkah jeez wow, because we did that already, like
one hundred episodes ago. Yeah right, yeah, okay, thank you
(19:09):
for listening to this exciting episode of Serial Killers. I
enjoyed this episode. It was pretty okay, and the cinnamon
sugar crispies were really a bright star. I do have something, well,
I chose that one. We have I'm telling you, I
literally have eight boxes of like we have another two
months to go. This is so exciting and then some
because stuff just keeps coming out. This is really exciting.
(19:29):
It's great when cereals fail because the new cereals come
out true. Right. Yeah. I don't understand how supermarkets have
so much room on their shelves, Like how do they
decide what they can take and what they have to
get rid of because when like for instance, at Shopwright,
when you see the green tag on the shelf, that
means they're not getting it anymore. So they're selling that
out and it's gone, whether it's discontinued or not. Sometimes
I don't know. Like I told you the little Debbie
(19:50):
Stuff green tag, it's on the way out. They're making
room for new stuff, so they probably just don't sell
that good, so they're not getting it anymore. Some of
it is still around. I know that Dunkin Cereals have
kind of fizzled out, but you can still get the
mill and that Trolls Trick cereal. I thought that was gone,
but I still see new ones coming into the supermarkets.
So I don't know. You just got to look around
to find your favorites. Because there are people that are
telling me I can't find the Wendy's Frosty Cereal. I
(20:12):
can't find it. Where is it? So it's just you know,
stores have to make room on their shelves for it
because they only have limited inventory. So I wonder if
now that Wendy's did that, if McDonald's is going to
get into the game. I don't think McDonald's, But what
kind of cereal. Could McDonald's have chicken McNugget flakes? No,
they have. They're known for their milkshakes, their flurries. Yeah,
oh hello, they could have a Saint Patrick's cereal. They
(20:36):
could have the Shamrock shake cereal. Wow, dude, we totally
just invented something. Wow. It's very very seasonal. But I
mean what cereal isn't that's new nowadays? Well no, but
I mean this one is just holiday. That's it. You know,
like they put out the green Leprechaun lucky charms that
turned the milk green for Saint Patrick's Day. It's a
very limited run because it only is good for two
(20:57):
three months. So McDonald's, if it happens, we want to
cut Yeah, I want my money. We should reach out
to McDonald's and a cereal company and ask them to marry. Yeah.
So even though we have no bakery on Maine, do
you want to work with McDonald's. We have no connection
to McDonald's. Oh. We did have a nice call with
posts the other day. Yeah, they're very nice people. I
want to go on a tour with the post plant
(21:17):
in Minnesota. If that happens, do I get to go? Yeah?
That would be fun. We could do serial killers on
the road, I would We should do serial killers from
Cereal factories. Holy hell, that would be awesome. And if
they don't let us in, we'll just sit in the
parking lot with the roadcaster. That's the most depressing thing
I've ever heard. I would never want to do that. Well,
sit just outside the gate where security won't let us in.
(21:39):
If yeah, if that happened, I'd be very confused. I'll
dress up as a Cereal mascot. I don't care. I'll
sit in the parking lot dressed up as you know, Sonny.
Who's Sonny the guy? Yeah, okay, Yeah, he's cuckoo for
cocoa puffs. Yeah, it's Sonny the Bird. All right? Anyway,
you a bird. Yeah, he's a crazy cuckoo bird. He's cuckoo.
(22:01):
He's a cuckoo bird. He would again, he's the villain
alongside the caffin in the Cereal Avengers. All right. I
don't want to get back into that. Don't get back
into it. Nobody likes superhero movies, even though it was
the most highest grossing films of last year. When's the
last time they came out with a new Cereal mascot.
I mean there has not been a new Cereal mascot
in years. Yeah, I feel like now is the time.
I think we should create one bakery on mean, we're
(22:22):
gonna give you a mascot. Oh maybe it should just
be us. No, a cartoon version of us. I don't
think that anybody would like that. I'd pick up a
I mean if I was on a Cereal bag. Kidding me,
what would the free prize and size be if we
were the mascots? Well, probably be weird things that you
found around here, because now people can watch it on
YouTube this way, they see the clutter everywhere. It might
(22:42):
be one of those little boxes like from Staples where
you push the button and it says you're an idiot.
You don't know what you're talking about. You know nothing
about Cereal Millennial. All right, let's get out of here
until we see you on Wednesday with an all new
bowl Chat. We will check you Monday with another Serial
Killers and an all new Cereal Yay. Thanks for listening.
Please follow us on all social platforms at Serial Killers PC.
(23:03):
Send us an email if you want to get in
touch with us. That's how other Scott got in touch
with us, and now he updates our website and we're
gonna have it on serial Killers. How he works for us? Yeah,
somewhat in the dungeon. Yeah, the serial dungeon exactly. So yeah,
and leave its reviews. We love reading reviews, and go
to the awesome other Scott website, serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Yeah all right, yes, say crunch Andrew corn crunch. So
(23:28):
I hate when it happens popcorn kernels all the time.
I don't mind if it's not colored, but it was
a piece of chocolate and you can probably see it. No.
What the worst is canker swords. The thing is, though,
anytime I have something stuck in between my teeth, I
take it out with my now and then I eat it.
Why waste it? Okay,
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