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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Hello Scott. Happy Memorial Day. Andy. Oh wow, it's
crazy how they make us work on even the holidays. Okay,
we don't have to pretend that we obviously recorded this
ahead of time. I am working this morning. You remember
when we used to say, no, we had to pretend
that it was the actual holiday. Well, I mean I
am working. I'm in my house right now, running the
show from my house, and then hoo yeah, and then
(00:21):
right after this, I'm going to the big parade in
my town that's exciting where my dad drives his old
car and my daughter goes in the car. And I
raced down there to watch it in time because it
starts so fine. It starts right as I finished working. Wow. Yeah,
oh hit the thing there.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, serial Killers podcast study it and serial Killer podcast they.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Cor you know, the original song has no words, so
I applaud Brody for getting words in the chest theme song.
I love it anyway. Welcome to Memorial Day, Welcome to Monday,
May thirtieth. Thank you for being here with us. Yes,
hope you have the day off today. I hope you are,
you know, doing whatever you do on this long weekend.
(01:16):
Long weekend. Hope it's beautiful sunshine where you are, beautiful sunshine.
And remember what this day is all about, Yes, remembering
the people that fought for our country, absolutely memorializing them.
That's why it's called Memorial Day. Absolutely all right, I
gotta be honest with you, Andy, and I usually am.
I just kind of threw this episode together. I went
into the bins and I pulled and grabbed you know what,
(01:39):
You've been busy lately, so right, fine, this is we
want to make a We haven't been working ahead like
we used to. You're right, We've just been swamped with
so much work, but we know we need to always
bring you guys something like episodes are almost live. That's
how not foreign advanced they are. I know. And we
have like a two week break coming up in under
a month, so uh oh we do yeah two weeks
(02:02):
yeah when well, end of June we have two weeks
then yeah, uh oh, I need a plan something the
same time that we always had the two weeks off.
That's funny. I don't think I'm off of I didn't
request off of work. Yeah, that's going to be something. Well, anyway,
like I said, these are as pretty much almost as
close to live as they can be, but we know
(02:22):
we need to deliver you guys episodes. We wouldn't want
to leave you hanging sell. Well, here's the one that
I know is new. Yes, we have another one that
might or might not be. But here's the one that
I know is new. And I ate this one in
granola bar form. Last week. I saw it in the
store and I was like, wait a second, there's granola
bars and there's also cereals. So but I've never seen
this brand before. And it's you know, it's on the
(02:43):
right side of the cereals and like the healthier stuff. Okay,
and I don't even know what it's really called. It's
just called it's Perfect Granola. That's the name of it.
It's just called Perfect Granola. And the name of the
company that makes it is the Perfect Granola. And it's
woman owned. It says right there. Oh oh oh, oh,
it's soft. No it's not. No, no, no, no, no, no.
(03:06):
Well the actual granola bar is pretty soft as well. No,
I can't do another soft granola. No, it's not like
that other one. Okay, I promise that one was gross.
It's a good feeling to be a mom who can
give her kids delicious, healthy food. It must be a
desperate one to be a mom who can't. What Okay,
it's a good feeling to be a mom who can
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give her kids delicious, healthy food. It must be a
desperate one to be a mom who can't. Should we
start over? That's literally what that says. It's a good
feeling to be a mom who can give her kids delicious,
healthy food. It must be a desperate one to be
a mom who can't meaning not read anymore? Okay, I
want to read again. They enjoyed the result, decided, so
(03:51):
she made this granola and then oh, she gives it
to people, and the profits from this goes to shelters,
outreach unders and food banks. So, regardless of what we
think about this, this is still a fantastic what's her name?
It doesn't say why not? I don't know. Well, I
paid for this, so we have donated some money to
food banks. How wonderful, very good? How could her name
(04:12):
not be on there? To be a mom? Who's the mom?
It's just mom? The perfect granola. This kind of looks
like a ups package at the top. I know, all right,
you're right, it's heat sealed. That's why I could tell
that that's a heat seal. I can't, you know how? Oh,
because it's weird. And when I used to work in
the variety store, we would do the mylar balloons, and
(04:33):
it was before we had the self sealing ones. So
you would you blow it up and then you have
to put it in this machine and you put the
handle down and it would get hot and it would
seal it. Oh boy. And sometimes I didn't do it
so well and the people would come back in with
a flat balloon. They'd be like hello, and you'd be like, what,
I have to refill it? All right? So this is
cherry vanilla walnut. Can I smell it? It smells really good.
(04:54):
I got a whiff when I opened it. Oo r okay, okay,
first the excitement, then the bult. What's the matter with this?
Just you know, the cherries almost smell like Maraschino cherries.
You don't like cherries. I'm not a big cherry, but
Maraschino cherries I like. Is that what they're called? Yes,
those are the ones in the jar that are that
are dyed red. I could eat it and they're terrible
for you. Wait a second, Can I just tell you
(05:14):
a quick cherry story cherry Cereal. It is cherry, so
it really so you you know the restaurantabel Jet, You
know the restaurant Odeon that we go to sometimes. Yes,
So last time I was there, I was sitting at
the bar with Elvis and Nate and they have, you know,
all the garnishes for drinks. There was orange and lemons
(05:34):
and limes and olives and onions and cherries. So I
asked for a seltzer with cherries. They weren't Maraschino cherries.
They were like the pie filling cherries. They were so good.
So I had three cherries and this glass of selter
and the little cherry stuff dripped down and it was perfect.
And then I said, you know what for dessert, can
I have a cup of those cherries with whipped cream?
(05:57):
Say no more, dude. It was like eating cherry the
crust with whip cream. Yes. It was so friggin good.
And it's almost like you had a natural seltzer. Yes,
well there's probably some sugar in those cherries. Still, it
was really good. Yeah, I love that. Next time we go,
would you try that? Say? I would love that? So delicious? Yeah,
you just don't like fresh bing cherries. Right, No, I
(06:19):
just don't get the like. I just don't like it
that or ray near cherries. Those are the ones that
are like yellow. Not a big fan, but when you
make like cherry pie and stuff, I'm guessing you need
to use those cherries. My cherry pie? Who cool? That song?
Who sings it? Poison? Warrant that one too? I think,
Oh my god, now I'm questioning myself. Well, my phone's
(06:42):
over there. I haven't touched it, so maybe it is.
I came to the table with no phone. Where's my applause?
Oh wait, I can do it. I don't have my
phone next to me. That's loud. That's a loud crowd,
you know what I mean. Hold on, I'm quite interesting myself.
That's not going to get any softer. It's already soft.
(07:03):
Who saying cherry? I? Oh warrant? Okay, I feel better, Okay, Ready,
here we go. Things. I love the cherries, I like
(07:24):
to hint the banilla. I enjoyed the almonds. The only
thing is, since I've already had it in bar form,
it's weird now because it's just like the broken up
bar with milk. But I do like it. The walnuts
to add a nice little thing to it. I'm going
(07:45):
to give it four bowls. I like it. It's good,
tastes almost like a dessert. I don't like it. I'm sorry.
I don't have to like it. I don't don't have to.
I just don't like it. I'm sorry. It's totally okay.
Could it be a snack for you? No? No, this
is not snaggy. What do you give it? I'm going
(08:06):
to give this two bowls. Don't feel bad, you do
you Andy? The cherry just is so overpowering, and that's
what helps it from I love cherries. It's too much
of a cherry taste. I just don't like. I couldn't
taste anything else outside of the cherry. They should just
make cherry cereal. I would eat it all day. Yeah,
that would actually be interesting, like a cherry flavored cereal.
(08:28):
Just said it's too much. Well, I'm thinking, like, give
it to a Kellogg's or a post where they can
make it like a sugary cherry cereal. Cherry flavored cheerios, yeah,
almost like a ring, or have little shapes that look
like cherries. So artificial flavored loops, yes, so not cherry
at all, or like you know, little shapes. I'm talking
about natural like I like this. I wish I did
(08:51):
like it more, but I just don't. Oh sorry, So
for Carla Marie, that's listening. Perfect granola cherry vanilla walnut
gets four balls from me, two bowls from Andrew, Perfect
granola cherry vanilla Walnut. Yeah, and you can go to
serial KILLERSPC dot com where you can see all the
latest rankings and everything. Because we notice that you guys
(09:11):
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there see all the past serial rankings, they're all there, okay,
and find out where you could listen. We're on whatever
platform they're listening right now or they're watching. Hello anyway,
(09:36):
are you okay? Can we move on now? You're good?
Why would I not be okay? Not sure? If you're okay?
Why would I not be okay? So you're kind of
stroking out over there? Oh my gosh, you're good, play
warrant cherry pie. Let's go. I don't my phone's not
connected to your thing. Oh yeah, I forgot mine is,
but you don't have it. I know. All right, let's
move on to the next one. Okay, you want sweet
(09:56):
or semi healthy? Semi healthy? Al right. This one I
feel like could be newish because we've never had this.
Believe it or not, it's a new one from nature's path.
I think it's a new one from nature's path, or
it's just from nature's path, because it might not be new.
Why would you hold it this way? I want to
shake it. Flax plus red berry crunch. Okay, it's got
what basically what this is special? Okay with red berries? Okay,
(10:21):
so it's got can I shake rawberries and raspberries? I
want to shake it. Okay, that's interesting. Where's it? It
should be next one? It needs a bigger screen right there?
(10:42):
You missed entirely? Are you like you've been kind of
like when you miss the garbage can when you're sitting
next to it. Okay, I'm on an angle and the
garb I'm going this way to try and get into
a can that goes this way. I'm sitting right next
to you. You should have been able to hit me Nature's
organic flax plus RedBerry crunch real crunchy cereal. It'll put
(11:05):
your other cereals to shame. Let's justus granola clusters, sweet
dried strawberries and raspberries and Omega three rich flax seeds.
And it has to cope for all. I don't know.
It says it on the back to cope for all. Okay,
that's that's an interesting me. I want to know. No,
I do know that, So I'm not gonna ask the questions.
I'm gonna say, how do they come up with drug names?
(11:27):
But or like ingredient names, but they usually just take parts?
Don't you have a friend that did that? Somebody's friend
used to make up names for drug companies, like with
those weird names like ask virasol. You know verru it's
all you know? You like that one? One they'll be
advertised during the nightly news. Ask virusol for him. Rhy.
(11:49):
I love the nightly news for all their commercials for
old people. And then I just sit there and I'm like, yay, yeah,
that's where I learned about the poop in the box
one O the guard. Yeah, because you don't want to
go to the well one of these days, I'm gonna
have to all right, Ready, one to wait say the name. Oh,
I'm sorry. It is a flax plus RedBerry crunch from
(12:10):
Nature's Path. I can't really get a berry, I'm not
the berries are nice or sweet. I like it. I
don't love Nature's Path flakes. Generally, it's not a bad cereal. Hmm, No,
it doesn't deserve that. M h. It's pretty good. It
(12:32):
kind of and you could say I'm wrong. I would
never you will. It kind of tastes like a healthy
cappin crunch the crunch berries. Okay, first of all, who
says it? There it is? And no, that cereal is
completely fake. Nothing. This tastes like it, though, I don't.
Strawberries add a really nice like burst of sugar that
I feel you need. I mean, you're allowed to say
(12:54):
that because that's your opinion, but it's wrong. But that's okay.
Let me just control copy control pasts that. And I'm
gonna put this in the board because that is the
most scotty thing I think you've ever said to me.
You're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong. That is
such a you statement. That is you to a t
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and a spoon. I give it four balls. That's really good.
This is delicious. Actually no, no no, no no no no no
no no no no, I know what you're gonna do.
And no, I mean go ahead, go ahead, both okay,
but all right, I'll write it down. I love it.
That's a BS writing if I ever heard one. But fine,
m mmm, I'm the loaf of Okay, I like it.
(13:38):
Who said that, Mikey? Who said that? No, no, no,
you don't have to I said, who said that? So
you don't have to play? Who said that? But yeah,
you don't have I like it in there? I mean,
he likes it. I wish one. It doesn't make sense.
(14:01):
Oh that's new. No, I've had that. We never played
that before. I know. All right, enough with the sound
effect until we get new ones. Ready, okay, thank you, Stefan.
Here we go. Oh wait no oh we'll be back
right after this, and we're back. Wasn't big enough? What
(14:26):
was it with the uh? Did you hear the commercial?
Did you hear the commercial for s virasol that just played? Now,
I've fallen and I can't get up. That lady's dead.
I love that commercial. What's it for? That's for life? Alert?
Very good. I've fallen and I can't get up. There's
a new Old Lady commercial that for them. Do you
know I found this clip and it feels like that
(14:47):
exercisor yeah it works, Okay, you try. How's your forearm?
How's your fore arm? What? What do they use these for?
These are to hold tablecloths and stuff on. Oh like
that it clamps on the table. Wait, I feel like
this is just gonna stick out and you walk into
it and then keep in the back. You do it
in the back of the table where the people are sitting. Well,
(15:08):
the DJs are broadcasting from you just put it on
the back so the table cloths blow off. Everybody here
used to doing all those broadcasts. Huh. All right, Stefan,
our great listener. Thank you. What are you doing? What
are you doing? How many minutes we're in? Thank you
so much for the Let's bring it down a notch. Well,
you said you have to go home. You do too.
We're in a big hurry today. You're in a big
hurry too. I have to be had by ten thirty. Yeah, okay,
(15:32):
and you have to you're busy too today. No, that's tomorrow.
I'm okay. Today, I'm gonna go instacart shopping all day
can't wait. It is it is? I like seeing the
cereals that people buy. What it's actually kind of a
creepy look inside with you know, people's pantry, the stuff
that they buy. I'd so see you saying your instacart
(15:54):
like free should be like you can have an opinion,
but it's wrong. Are you sure those are the tampons
you want? Are you sure this is the cereal you'd like? Miight?
I suggest you head to Cereal KILLERSPC dot com. I
did say that to one woman in an aisle one time, well,
because she was looking for something like you don't want those?
She said, yet, No I do? I said, Have you
(16:15):
listened to our podcast? We do a cereal podcast? I said,
I came down the aisle to find a cereal that
I've never tried before. But I've tried all of these.
You haven't tried all of these? Yes, I have. Check
out Serial KILLERSPC dot com. You'll see you have way
too much time because I would never ever engage conversation
in a supermarket. So lady was talking to me. What
can I say? I am not good at that. Small
(16:35):
talk is not my jam. Sometimes I'll say the wrong
things when people are talking to me like just the
wrong words will come out of it, don't make any sense,
like me reading the back of that bag. Yes exactly,
it'll be like all right, have an is of snooze,
like like the wrong thing will come out. I don't
I won't even know what I'm saying, sort of like
nice to talk day and I don't you beat yourself
(16:58):
up afterwh I do? I'm like, what idiot? Stupid? How
could I say something so much dumb? And they're like, okay,
what do you just say? Don't talk to the man
who's talking to himself now anyways, Stefan, thank you so
much for the big box of Amazon Happy Belly cereals.
This one is with Marshmallows Magic Stars. I feel like
(17:18):
they put it in the wrong place right. It's like
if a European was saying it yes with marshmallows magic
stars exactly. I feel like it should be you know
whoever like did the cut and paste on the on
the fIF biff. It should be magic Star cereal with marshmallows, absolutely,
But instead it's with marshmallows. Do is move? Wait? What
(17:40):
was it at the end? What you did it? I
don't know what I said? You went magic Star cereal
which marsha. Sure, okay they should put this part here.
That's what I said. That is not what came out
of that. Magic Stars cereal with marshmallows is what it
should say. But now it's with marshmallows, magic stars selling all.
(18:00):
I love it. And the lazy look at the front
and the back is identical. Wow. Would you say that
they have marshmallow in all shape? So delicious? I love
eating the mashmallows with them stars. It's so good. Anyway,
this is a rip off Lucky Charms obviously. Yeah. But
the little shapes there of the cereal pieces are stars.
(18:22):
I guess. My favorite part is that the marshmallows have
no discernible shapes, Like what is that? I get let's
open it and see that wouldn't look like a ghost
or a rocket ship. But what is that? I think
that's a rocket ship, it's comet. It could be a nipple.
That's a star. I don't know. Can I open please?
Go for you? This is an interesting cereal, excellent source
(18:47):
of eight vitamins and minerals, no watterificial flavors or preservatives,
no certified synthetic color. Is wow. Thank god, because if these,
this had the colors, I would say, absolutely not. Can
I have okay cups here? Oh? That this is? This
is that show. It's a very dull looking cereal. This
magic star absolutely mad. You take my cup? Bo tons
(19:09):
of colors. You took my cup. This is literally just
an m I don't know. We're a bad bat. I
think it's a bat. But if it's okay, so are
their bats in a star? Say? Any of the marshmallow
stars should be related to some sort of uh star
star space. There's blue magic, there's I think this one's
a comet. I don't know what's going on. I say,
(19:31):
just poory, fake lucky charms. It's all we need to know.
So good, you'll love the marshmallows happening with the Magic Star.
Ready best desert this side of one the fjords one
two three, hmm, there's good. You are right. It is good.
(19:57):
It has a striking resemblance to lucky Charms. Yeah, it
pretty much tastes exactly the same. I like it. I'm
going to give it four bowls and a spoon. Same
for you, I think, because lucky charms, aren't they frosted
a little bit? Yeah? Frosted Lucky Charms, the magically Delicious
(20:20):
yea frosted toasted oat cereal with marshmallows. Oh, it is
frosted toasted. It's gonna say. I don't really taste the
frosting on the oats, don't. They don't technically frost them
frosted toasted like it's they're magically good. You sound like
Balki from Perfect Strangers. I don't know what that is.
You don't know what that is Perfect Strangers. Yeah, it
was like paired with family matters back in the h
(20:42):
late was it late eighties es? Late eighties Perfect Strangers,
Balkie Bartacomus. You sound just like him. You should look
it up. I wish you had your phone. You could
play a clip. M why I have my phone on
me most times? Where is it over there? You get it? Well?
I want you to play a clip of Balky Bartacamos,
because then you know what we do. After you do that,
(21:04):
we do the happy dance Di Di Di die no
idea search Perfect Strangers Happy Dance. You'll see yeh Balki
and uh, there's a guy's name that he lived with.
Remember it was like the quintessential late eighties SIMP sitcom
guy with the big curly fro look just like you. Actually, sorry,
(21:24):
it was cousin Larry. He was cousin Larry. Perfect stranger,
Perfect strangers, Happy dance, Happy Bronson, pin show. That's who
Balkie Bartacamos was. Yeah, that's an ad we don't get
paid for. You've never heard of this before, never heard
of this. You know family matters though, right, Yeah, Erkle
(21:45):
had Erkle Cereal. We could put him in the graveyard.
That's you, bock it up? You missed it? Oh, the
Dance of Joy?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Sorry, the Dance Joy.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
See that guy cousin Larry. He looks like you with
a big afro. And that's Balki you sound like him. Hi,
can me do that? The Dance of Joy? Yeah? No, hey, hey,
hey hi, Hi, because you'll drop me. No, I would never.
I could pick you up. That was a good show back.
I could pick you up easily. I've done it before.
(22:22):
You are a strong dude. I see. The thing with
me is you come across like a weakling, but you're
very strong. My parents have always said it's what is
it really, cereal Hulk hands or hulk strength. You have
a strong grip and I also just I don't know.
I don't present very strong. You don't can that's right.
Like if we were walking down the street in a
(22:43):
bad neighborhood and someone was picking on me, I buy him?
What what you'd run? I fell? Well? Yeah, he but
b I let him just kidding. I would protect you,
you'd let them pick on me. But I'm pretty like
you flip tables and beat people's ass. Cerial nerd and
a bar. I could see you picking a bar fight.
(23:04):
Absolutely not. No, I leave that bar so quick.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You know what, I don't think I'm an Ah type
of person. I'm just a I don't want to get
punched me neither. I've never been in a fight in
my life, nor do I ever plan on it. I
think I got into one fight as a kid. I
was with one of the neighbors who was a girl,
and she me cry. I believe that, OHT know. I
felt bad. By the way, this cereal with Marshmallow's Magic
(23:29):
Star Cereal, it pairs very well with two percent milk.
It's really good. What I'm just saying, it's perfect. It's
really good. So anyway, Also, we have fun guest coming
up hopefully. Who are these guests? Well, Amy from the
Bobby Bone Show. Oh yeah, I heard about that. Yeah,
how did how did she reach out to you? How
this happened? I've been chatting with her through our friend Elizabeth. Yeah,
(23:52):
and we were just talking about podcasts and oh so
she had no idea what it was. She just heard
you said something and she's like, oh, she's making a
song called Cereal with the Raging End. It's Who's Bobby
Bones's band? Yeah? Yeah, and well maybe we could be
in it. Imagine if we were featured on a song,
the Serial Library could be in the video. Listen, Bobby Bones,
if you're listening, or anybody in the Raging Idiots is
(24:12):
not listening, come to New York. You can use our
serial library and maybe feature us in the song. Kick
I'll have to like spruce up the place. Yeah wow,
all right, I bet you. Elvis could also make that
connection for us too. Although if we have Amy on,
she's a huge cereal head and she is very big.
Is that where the song is called Cereal? Yes, it's
because she's the one who pitched it, because Cereal. She's
(24:34):
writing the lyrics to it now, and her thing is
that cereal in a bowl like a coffee mug or
coffee in a mug. Hits different. Coffee in a mug
hits different? Yeah, cereal in a mug, cereal in a mug.
That's it, Okay. Cereal in a mug hits different with
milk or with coffee with milk. Huh, she likes it
in a little mug. Do you think the term serial
(24:55):
killers will be in the song? Who knows? If it
is cut ching ching tiching anyway? Um, By the way,
that is an outdated sound effect. And I found that
out when I told Elvis to use the cash register
sound when they were giving money away, and he's like,
first of all, and I understand, when's last time you
went to a store and it was like beep beep,
beep beep. Yeah, very rare. I'm twenty five years ago.
(25:18):
Now it's just beep and that's it. And scan your card. Yeah,
please tap, that's all. And there's all different methods of
tapping too. I hate when they say the tap my
card doesn't happen anymore. So they'll just keep going like this,
save it for boll chat and I keep saying, no,
it doesn't tap, yeah anyway, And then you have people
that tap really quick and then they're like it's not working.
(25:39):
But I guess just millennials wouldn't know what ka ching means.
Chi ching. Millennials do know, the next one down doesn't
gen Z. They don't know exactly like my daughter probably
does not know it. Chi chang also phone like pick
up the or a payphone. They don't know payphones. We've
gone through all this. Okay, now, can I just real quick.
I know this is a bull chat thing, but last
week they showed video of them like removing the last
payphones from New York City. Yeah. I don't believe it
(26:01):
because there's a set of payphones right down the street
from here and they are jankety. Do they work though?
Probably not? Put your ear on it next time you
go down there. Absolutely no Thanks for listening to Serial Killers.
We'll see you on Wednesday with a wonderful ball chat.
If I still see you and I have ears next week,
just know I didn't die of necrosis from putting a
payphone to my ear. We haven't recorded that ball chat yet.
Well I'm not going to a payphone, I'll tell you
(26:21):
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That's the whole shebang. Thanks for listening. We'll see you
(26:44):
Wednesday with bull Chat and have a wonderful rest of
your Memorial Day weekend, which is just today, so yay.
Back to work in school tomorrow. If we did a
whole twenty six minutes, we really provided, we didn't. We
bsked a whole lot that should have been on bull chat,
and now Wednesday's bull Chat will say right, thank you
so much. Time crunch, everybody crying crunch Uh geez, Louise,
(27:05):
just be happy for a second. Man, don't be happy.
Don't worry. I'll be saying it. Kermit the Frog