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September 21, 2017 15 mins

We love our Jake but noticed he has been a little "salty" lately!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? Okay, I'm gonna start here just a quick disflamer.
If you're listening on Thursday September, there will not be

(00:28):
a show tomorrow Friday, sept twenty two because of the
I Her Rating Music festival. There. I said it, I'm
not copying out and not doing a Friday podcast, So
all tweets direct directed towards Nate. Thank you very much.
Wait are you going? So? It sounds to me like
you're copping out, you know, Jake? All right now, I

(00:52):
don't know. Let's let you know, Jake on Friday tomorrow
you can do the podcast. How long have you been here?
Two years? Okay, two years? That's exactly how long it
took him to become a salty bit. I'll tell you
there's seriously that that's something about working here and in
any environment where you kind of become comfortable and then

(01:13):
you feel like you can be an asshole, which Jake
a very good job in the five minutes prior to this,
coming from a little salty bit coming from the guy
that five minutes late today me, that's true, but he
usually forty minutes late. So Jake's defense, it took him
almost two years. The rest of us it took like

(01:33):
a month. It's been something I've been noticing about Jake
though a lot, And you know what, I think it's
a lot having to do with him working out. He's
got a lot of I do feel so much different.
He's got a little bit of a douche bag feel
at times. So for instance, we had some food that

(01:53):
came up happened to be gluten free. I go, Jake,
don't you give it a try? Smells bad? Then we
packaged another example, Brodie was having a problem with his
headphones right before the podcast and Jacobs because it's not
an Android. What the hell, dude, what does my better
phone have to do with your saltiness? Is really? I mean,

(02:16):
what do you attribute this to? I think because you're
working out. Like Garrett said, by the way, it's as
Sam and Darrett and Jake and Brody and Jake, and
you know what we should Before we answer that question,
let's hark back to the first day we hired Jake.
Jake was an intern for three semesters. The first day
he we hired Jake, we had the end of summer

(02:39):
bash and that night he was picking up girls as
I'm Jake from the Morning Show. Yeah, yeah, you're really
just dove. Is it my fault that they were coming
up to me? I'm gonna be like, oh, sorry, I
that doesn't make me a douche bag because they come
up to me produced yourself as Jake. Exactly why did

(03:00):
you have to add for the Morning show? That's the
Deuce's His Twitter name is Jake the Producer. I hate
telling me? What does it mean? Ladies, just don't worry
about it. Just know that I produce. Have another running
theory behind Jo he has uh, he has become stronger

(03:20):
friends with one Scary Jones. So he's you know what's true,
and hanging out quite a lot. And you've been taking
a few of his notes of what he does when
he's out, and you've been using them to a degree. Yeah,
but him and I are very different. Why because he

(03:42):
wants to be single forever and I don't. Yeah, but
he's douchey, douchebagging through you vicariously. Yeah, you're picking up
some of his things. I will say that, Okay, Like
what like his I guess the girls he can't pick
up because they're too young. Yeah, it's it's not a
bad thing to have a mentor, right, called mentor choseous.

(04:06):
Just because we've been working a lot together doesn't mean
that Scary is my mentor me. I love him as
a person, but call my mentor y scary. And I
were friends prior to me working here, right, and I
think you were slowly just being sucked into the scary
black hole. This is not bad. It doesn't matter. And

(04:28):
when he's here where he still still can't defend himself.
So it's fine. That's very different. I said something in
the back room before Jake was editing video, and I
thought it was pretty funny, and he says, that's funny, Brodie.
That's why I keep you around. That's why he keeps
me around. Some respects, okayible for me being here career elders, Yes,

(04:49):
I am. Just ask my mother, Yes you are. Every
time my mom sees Brodie. What did you say to
me the other day? I had to I had to
do something and you look at me go, I'll think
about it. I don't know. Was it your job? That
thing done that you were supposed to get done? I
think about it. That's what I used to say to

(05:10):
my teachers in high school. Are you gonna do your homework?
Probably not. I love when we get tweets as producers nate.
Now I'll get copied in skary and they'll say, hey,
be on demand. Show isn't up today? Is everything? Okay?
Whose job you think that is to post it? Show? Yeah?
It's Jake Brody tags me and my Twitter blows up
for the next four days. I go, I don't know.
Ask at Jake the producer, Jake, producer Ja Jake didn't

(05:34):
produce Salt j Sta. This is really ironic of a
transformation for me because when Jake, when you were Ronnie's intern,
I used to ask him what the fund is up
with that overly happy person that you've fired. Yes, you
don't remember being happy. You would stay and smile and
say good morning. But an innocence. He appreciated working here

(05:57):
when we didn't pay him. That can happen again, by
the way, Yeah, look in the not working here part. Yeah.
But now here's what I will say. I appreciate it.
I appreciate salty Jake because you know what you paid
your dues. You're here for two years. You were an
intern for a year and a half. Prior to that,
you paid your dues for two years. Well, I wouldn't

(06:18):
say I still paid my dues completely yet, but I
feel like some dudes have been paid. Okay, I feel
like you paid the initiation fee. Let's put it that,
and you were slowly working your way into a full
fledged member of this show, which you were. I've taken
the hazing that doesn't exist. What you do to your microphone,

(06:42):
shorten the mic Hey, if you could just mark in
the computer way we're recording this Nate saying I appreciate
salty Jake. I would love that as a drop as
my ringtop. Shut up. You already got another drop for
me today. What did I say? Oh? You said I
used to be an f point. Damn it. By the way,
I got x messages last night Elvis, I guess was

(07:02):
googling f boy haircut, fun boy haircut, and he goes,
I love your fun boy haircut. You do have an
I didn't. I have a natural part in my hair.
Either way, Elvis sent me about four pages of texts
about f boy haircuts, when normally it's a one to
two word text message. Ever from him, I got a
four page Yeah, he is very excited this morning about

(07:25):
that boy. We did it three different talk breaks today. Yeah, so,
as I was saying last hour, f boy haircuts and
Scary was on the text as well, all Scary responded
with was a Jimmy Fallon Jeff of Jimmy giving a
thumbs up because he didn't know what else to say.
He probably if you've heard the podcast this week, Scary
is on Jimmy Fallon's. By the way, speaking of Scary,

(07:47):
that guy looks like Scary, a little bit stunt double
guy just walking back with equipment that really looks although
he didn't have a Scary pop I thought. So Scary
is obsessed this week with Jimmy Fallon because it was
Jimmy Fallon's birthday a couple of days ago, and he

(08:08):
tweeted Jimmy Fallon and he's desperate for Jimmy. He actually
deemed him because Jimmy found follows a lot of us
on the morning show. He d m Jimmy Fallon and said, hey,
I'm a big fan, congrats and all your success, happy birthday,
and you've been lightening up this week like like something
like that. And so he's desperate for Jimmy Fallon to
tweet him back, and so I think the gift may
may have been uh, another ray, another way to get

(08:32):
Jimmy Fallon to see him and notice him. We have
a connection to Jimmy Foulnd's people at all. Can we
mess with him with this somehow? Nobody tells Scary no,
I can't. I have an idea, hold On, I have
an idea that we will use the connection to Jimmy Fallon.
We will in there, says I go, I go. Scary

(08:54):
is gonna hear? He goes. Scary doesn't listen. He doesn't,
but but our listeners will tell him. You're not going
to ruin the joke, because you remember Gregg He went
on the air on the podcast and said he had
an idea for a podcast called fedge Ham because it
didn't mean anything, was a made up word, and then
someone went and registered at fedge ham on every social
media so he couldn't get it. So I'm not going
to tell you what my idea is. Just know that
when Scary gets screwed with in the next month, it

(09:15):
will be because of what I just thought of. You
have to tell me off, Mike, okay, off, Mike, okay, Yeah,
let's check in with Jake. How do you feel about that?
What are you paying attention? It's I'm on salty Jake.
I know pretty loves to be sorry. Oh did I
lose you? Oh I'm so sorry that I'm not doing

(09:35):
a show for you, Jane entertained me. I love that
it cracks yourself. You crack yourself up. Now, he's like
at a dick. I can't make anybody else laugh like that.
You just invited yourself to the podcast. Thank you. You're
walking with your like your hood up and it's like

(09:58):
hanging from your head. I'm gonna be on the podcast today. Well,
he has to help out the podcast because you know
what Greg T said when Gregg T found out that
Elvis was was not here because he's out of town
already in Santa Fe and Bethany and Daniel and Scary
we're leaving. He goes, oh, were we even doing a
podcast today to ship show? Nobody's here to do it
is any good? It's gonna suck. So I said to
Nay to go, I guess, I guess I guess what

(10:20):
nobody said. You know, you know, I don't know if
you know this, but a lot of us are funny
I think we can handle it. Oh yeah, you guys
are funny. He hecaus, Hey, Jake, why don't you help
them out? Jake, help them out? You know what I
think it is. Jake also sits with Gregg Tea in
the back a lot, so you have developed a little
bit of Greg Teams. I would not see that, but
we would by default because you're back there. Like yesterday,

(10:42):
you were doing some work and Greg he started playing
on the garbage drums and you started freaking out on him.
I've never seen you really get mad, but you actually
got mad at him over playing the drums. Yeah, because
he's banging on the drums when I'm trying to edit
videos in the back. Yeah, any same human would definitely
take that reaction. People from the radio station, the people
from the radio station next door came over and yelled

(11:02):
in okay, they can hear through. The people at the
classic rock station complained the drums were too allowed. What
kind of classic rock station? It wasn't very good. Greg
Team don't want to work. He just want to bang
on the drum. Thank you very nice. Yeah. How much
time do we have left in this? They got like
three minutes? That okay, Jake three minutes. Don't want to

(11:24):
say something funny or you paid your dues many times?
You did three semesters three I did? Can I can
I say what happened? I did two semesters and then
one illegally because I was out of credits and they
would I'm going to say I knew nothing about that,
even though I hired all the interns said I did

(11:46):
it illegally. I snuck in. I just forgot to take
your key back. I just snuck in. Okay, let's fast forward.
You mean your web between four and five years? Yeah?
Have I paid my dues? Have I gotten grum yere? No,
you haven't. You're not salty like when you're grumpy. People
don't know like you hide things very well. Yeah, I don't.

(12:07):
We hired you in thirteen, beginning of thirteen. She's been
working here since two thousands. Yeah, I don't remember. Well,
you replaced Lauren, and yeah, when did Lauren leave? Wasn't
Lauren left in the middle of April of thirteen, So okay,
so that's when we he But you in turned a
year and a half before that, so you're here five years.

(12:28):
I was here for a while. Yeah, it's still not
a bitch like Jake, No problem, who hired you? Gonna
go sit in the back and st not talk to
anybody anymore. That's an improvement. So your salt nous either
indicates that you're you're over this ship, well you just
think you're over us or you're just over us? Yeah?

(12:48):
Is it either of them? And I don't know. There's
some days where I feel like everybody has that Friday Friday. No,
I'm definitely not over this. I enjoy my time here. Yea.
What would you be doing right now if you weren't
here being salty Jake? I don't know, sitting and watch.

(13:09):
That's like when people are like, what's your end goal?
I don't have an end goal because then you maybe
you should get Then you're like working towards one thing.
But if you just like have a goal and you
keep working towards that goal and then you hit that
and then you reach another goal, they always have something
to work. You believe in the one step at a
time approach. It's your goal to be replaced by a fun,

(13:29):
enjoyable video that benchmarks coming. Once I leave, you can
replace me with whoever you want. So sorry, So you
were fired from your last job, why was it? I
was salty. I'm really salty. But don't worry. I won't
be salty here for a good three months, so you

(13:51):
can hire right now. Talk to me about a few
That's why none of my relationships ever last relationship. Well,
eating some pineapple cranberry juice alone on this island, I

(14:12):
think you understand. Anyway, it's Greg Tea that's turning it
really good. Yeah, that's Greg good. And you know, if
you have the one person listening going wow, Greg Tea
was right, go hang out with Jake. Greg Well, both
of those put me in the same boat as Greg.
Ta want to be on that boat. Yeah, we're like,

(14:36):
yeah Titanic at times like you'll be doing all the
rowing and bitching and Gregg he'll be checking his fantasy
football team on his phone. Greg's gonna push me off
and get himself to safety. Yes, that's exactly what would happen,
and you would still be salty. You would be I'm
so salty, you're dragging in the ocean. All right, Thank
you salty Jake. No podcast On the Friday the second,

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