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about on your on your podcast firms minute Morning Show?
All right, a little different today on the fifteen minute
Morning Show. I'm gonna start the podcast. Then I have
to leave while are you doing that? Because I have
to do another interview. I have two other interviews I
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have to go to. Well, then I've got to make
sure you say that thing you always say then when
you run in, Oh, this is the worst podcast ever.
All right, let's go ahead and determine that. Now, this
already is the worst podcast ever because I'm hosting, but
I'm coming on saying I'm leaving. Is there any way
you could start the other interview on this podcast and
then you kind of do a bleed o no, no, no.
It's kind of a weird thing we have we have.
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I don't know. I woke up one day and we
have like fifteen different shows going on. So I think
that means Bethan and I are leaving two in the
middle of the podcast to come up with you. Yeah, well,
then y'alls get in your hair and makeup done during
this podcast, right, it's just too much going on, I know,
because you over a book straight and eight. How did
you let this happen? Wait? Wait, wait, wait a minute.
You're the one that said, like a child, I want
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a podcast like they would as if they wanted a puppy, okay,
and where the parents cleaning up the poop? And and
now you wanted a chinchilla, which is the other show.
And I don't even know how to take care of
it chinchilla. So Andrews doing that, although that's that's our
I heart now on Facebook watch, yeah, you can watch it. Well,
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here's the thing. And Bethany just walked in because she
had to go peepee. Thanks, thanks for coming back. So
I'm just saying, even though I'm here to start a
fifteen minute morning show podcast, we gotta go to go
do another podcast. Andrew just texted and said he's ready upstairs. Okay,
so we gotta go. Are you gonna talk about this
podcast on your other show because you're promoting that show here? Well,
I can do whatever I want it to my show.
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Well I understand that. Then you should support both. They're
both your children. But I can't. I can't tell you
but two other one because we don't know when it's okay,
it's gonna be on today. We're interviewing. We're you know,
we're interviewing Frank Grilloh. He's an actor. He's a movie
coming out on Netflix. I like him. He was in
two Captain American movies. Yeah, played the bad guy. Yeah,
he's a big deal. He's a big So we're gonna
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go interview him upstairs. He's very very good looking, guys.
I gonna be honest, he's better looking than you, guys.
I'd rather go up there. The other shows like a
video version of this show, you know, I liked. I
liked it on Friday with Brendan Hines, who was also
very attractive. We played Jingo with him. We put the
hotties upstairs. Anyway, what's wrong name? Because not only are
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you just starting this and leaving, I mean now you're
insulting us. I mean, what the hell man bigger name online.
I'm just calling it as I see it. You know,
now we have to do the work for something that
you wanted to start something. I'm sure. I'm sure Brody
has a list of things he wants to ye if
you can't do that every day, he wanted to scream
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and yell at stuff. I guarantee Brody will be missing
on Thursday because I'm going to need Brody for the
Emily Kinney interview from The Walking Dead, so she'll be upstairs.
Why am I not doing the upstairs a TV show
on Thursday? You said, Brodie, I know how important it
is for you to do the Walking Dead interview, and
you and Beth doing Danielle should do it. Something else
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going on? You might have something. You might be double
by Friday when Elvis was in Miami and didn't do
either show on the Couch with No, No, No No. On Thursday,
I'm interviewing Andrew Lloyd Webber. But where's that? I don't know.
We got a fund show. No, it's on this one,
isn't it. We needed in this studio. So who's doing
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the fifteen minute morning show podcast Thursday? Because we need
the studio like nobody now I guess we are. Well,
why do something? You guys are doing so much, I've
got nothing to do. I could do it. What time
is the Angeloyd Webber ten o'clock when we do this? Oh,
that has to be later, so then so then what
time is the o'clock? Emily Kinney? This has been our hell.
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I'll just tell you I'm not missing Andrew wood Webber
or the Emily girl. So we need to figure we've
been crying about Andrew wod Webber about our scheduling. Yeah,
don't cry, don't don't cry. Yeah, this ship begins. But
you know what, No, no, I'm not gonna I will
not accept that you have charmed lives. You live this
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wonderful life. You want to make everyone happy, don't you?
You make you will find happiness doing the work. That's right,
How good you got to tell the work? The work?
The work is so fun. But so what do we
do when Andrew says we need to be upstairs at
the exact same time we need to be here? And
why is Andrew Lloyd Webber telling me Jazz, don't forget
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we have commercials to record the commercials you get paid
to do that. All right, we have all right, you
know I'm gonna tell you. Let me just say something. Yeah,
we live great lives doing this show. And and I know,
I know schedules stack up, and I know it does
get frustrating and you want to pull your hair out sometimes.
I know I totally get it, because these past three weeks,
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I don't even know what day it is or where
I am. I'm waiting for it just to calm down.
But it's not going to calm down between now and
this Friday, Elvis, there's another interview happening in this dudio
in forty five minutes. So well, well, anyway, go ahead,
tell him Pink Pink. So, David Brody and I were
supposed to have the Fat Jewish in here for our
Brooklyn Boys podcast at that time, so now we the
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fact Jewish said I'll come each an hour later. The
Jewish is awesome. He's a good guy. Yeah. So that
like from we're doing more and more every single day
in the world of who beats out Who? Pink is
going to get the studio over the Fat Show. Yes,
it's close, though, you have to admit it's close. And
the fact Jewish would tell you that too. You know,
he's a good guy. Though. What Thursday, I want the
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camera and is here at ten and the girl from
The Walking Days me to host the podcast The Heart
Now with Brody at the same time and Angela. Now
I'm not I need to I need to do both
because I like both. So and fuck this ship, We're
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going to figure this out. We're going to figure it out.
We're people say we only work four hours. Well, I
was just listening to everybody talking about how much work
they have is hashtag radio people problems. I didn't think
anything could top Greg Tea on The Big Show today
when he said his big problem was he has too
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many rooms at his house. Hasn't to do with them all. No,
we're not saying that. We're not saying that we leave
these hard lives. We're just saying we're trying to figure out,
trying to balance. And I know we're just giving you crap,
but no, but but yeah, but great Tea is living.
Great Teas living in life of hell because he has
rooms in his house he doesn't use and he feels
like it's just awful. I have been so busy for
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the past three weeks. I've been I've been doing the show.
Then i'd go home, even walking through your rooms and
then right and then but then I have to work.
I've been working almost every single day for the Net
for the past three weeks. And it continues. And you're right,
I think you don't cry, milk. Here's why I said.
That's making You've been making a lot of money. That past.
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Come the week Thursday, t you're like, hey, hey man,
hey bro this seven o'clock in the way, Hey bro,
just not feeling So I wasn't just not feeling So
can I can I go home? I gotta take a
nap because I have these three appearances. I'm being paid
for it later today, man. And then on Friday you're like,
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hey hey man, hey bro um you know I'm leaving
early today, right, I have this appearance. It's it's when
the morning shows happen getting paid for it. Okay? Can
I can I tell you something? You know, all the
commercials and stuff I've been doing, they haven't paid me
for any of it. We found this out they haven't
been I'm not getting paid back money. Yes, I have
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back money. Back money is great. Yeah. I told Nat,
I said, you find out how much they owe me,
and I'll give you a person. And it's not even
that I hate when anybody gets taken advantage of because
my first radio station, Eerie, Pennsylvania, I'm still owing money
from those effort that I'm not going to get that.
So anytime I see somebody not getting paid for work
they did, I get pisted. So they owe me a
lot of money. They haven't paid me anything. Are you
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going to do with all that money? You know, buy
a house? No? No, no, no, it's not that it's
not that much. No, no, it's not that much money.
Is it die Hard with Avengeance money? No, it's not
that little. But just to realize you weren't getting paid.
We just found out and it was it was a
lot of extra work to the amount of money is
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somewhere between die Hard with a Vengeance and a new
house in Santa Fe. Yes, it's closer to die Hard.
But you know, you know what I'm saying. You know,
it's frustrating. We there, It's there's a lot of paperwork
to do to figure out some things here, and I'm
not entirely sure I've been paid for anything. Well, you
know what, you may not have been. I found that once.
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I wasn't and I'm not even kidding you. It was
thousands of dollars. Oh, we just forgot you've been doing
that for you know, I will, I will turn those
desks over. I'm going to go down to the second
floor and say you you owe me x Y and Z.
I'm giving like I'm gonna be a waitress and write
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a check and put it down on their desk. Well,
the guy who wasn't paying you got promoted to vice
president of sales today, so uh, maybe you want to
look into that who was in one of the radio
trades today he's up here every single day. Well okay,
well I'm saying maybe maybe he got promoted because he
doesn't pay anybody. We'll get to this here. And so
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you're listening to this podcast, you're wondering, like, well, what
do these guys do behind the scenes. We bitch and
it's just like any job. It's blowing off steam and
it's good for you. It's good for you to like
let it out. People are definitely going through this at
their jobs, no doubt. Oh yeah sure. When I worked
for Smells Targo, we had to go out for drinks
like every week to blow off steam because my god,
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the things that happened. Can I tell you, I gotta
go alright next week, next Monday, we gotta go to
I'm gonna talk about next Monday. I gotta leave. It's
just a coincidence that you started to speak. Everybody make
you and I have a meeting. We gotta go. Okay,
I have to go golf. That's right. I have to
go Monday. I don't want to go. Everybody going, what's
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gonna happen? Now? We need you to what let's go?
Oh okay, I'm shutting this thing off.