October 16, 2017 • 15 mins
Skeery HATES to eat alone YET wants to go work out ALONE!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone morning show. Yeah, we're back, I'm on on. Now
we're back. Sorry, Brody, I forgot to turn you on.
(00:23):
Oh yeah, you forgot. By the way, you'll never turn
me on. But I like that you forgot my mic
and what else is on? Do you ever see a
joke coming a mile away and you're like, shit, I
have no other way to say this, So I'm just
gonna say it. That's what happened to me right there.
I'm like, I knew that I was going to say that,
I'm gonna turn you on. I'm just glad we have
it on audio now that you turned Brody on. No,
he didn't turn me on, and I didn't turn him on.
(00:43):
Sorry about that. You could have said, didn't turn your
microphone on, right, but you chose the dirty. But some
people think of microphone in other ways too. Yeah alright, alright,
so now we got that out of the way. NDR
sounding right now. It's awkward. It feels awkward, feeling like
another man that's straight hit on another man that's straight.
It's awkward. And it's even more awkward that there's just
(01:05):
four guys in the room. There are no women. Why
that is It's like we're at the gym at the
sauna massage party when the eight year old guy gonna
walk in and take the talent. It's just it's just
like being at a gym, except scary, and there finally
would be any less awkward if the women were here,
(01:26):
no jokes. Where is the last time you were in
a gym? In a gym two years ago? Two years ago,
did you need to use the bathroom? I think I
was No. I took an Orange Theory fitness class. But
the thing with those classes is it's like a team
thing and you're competing against each other and they put
your results up on these huge screens. So if you're
(01:48):
not pulling your weight, scary, you're not strung enough to
pay your weight. I'm telling what machine is that? The
rowing machine? Orange? They finish. It's like this new concept
and this not a sponsor, hashtag, not a sponsor. It's
true though, it's kind of like public shaming. It's embarrassment
for some people. People. You're saying that some people are
(02:10):
gonna are gonna try harder. Yeah, the results are up
on a board. It's accountability. Okay. That reminds me that
wine dinner we went to last year, do you remember.
So we went to this this dinner that had like
all these wines, and you had to give donations to
a charity. I don't know what charity was. And and
once you texted the number to donate the money, they
(02:31):
put like that, they put the on a They put
like a digital read out on the wall of everyone's donation,
so it said like Scary Jones, hundred dollars whatever was
the Nate was like, I gotta do that. It was
like Nate, Nate, Nate a hundred dollars. So I was like,
I don't. I don't want to give a hundred dollars
and I can't donate if I put up fifty how's
it gonna look? Right? That's where but theousmous everybody's doing everyone.
(02:58):
So then people realize that the text message of the
amount wasn't real. In other words, it was a promissory
note that you were going to then hit the next
step and then donate the money. Right, So I don't
dollars but but but but until people realize that it
was a pressure that you had to keep up. There
(03:20):
were a lot of rich people there, and then even
a hundred dollars is like, that's awfully cheap when the
guy next you just gave a thousand. So if you're
running a charity event, invest in one of these screens
and encourage people to type in what they what they?
Um donate? Right? Absolutely, Where's the last time you were
in a gym? Was the last time I donated money?
(03:44):
The first thing you did donate or go to a
gym was the last thing you did? Wow? Um donate? No?
I donate, My wife and I donate regularly. Um. So
I would say the last time I was in a
gym to work out, Well, I've gone to swim. I've
gone jim swim uh to actually like get on machines
and work out. I think Jimmy Carter was president. Right again,
(04:09):
it's been a while, but hold on. I have lifetime
membership at the Olympian level at jack O Lane, which
is now Bally's. How did you get that? Okay? So
I want to say when I was in my early twenties,
like four friends of mine and I went to the
gym to work out, and it was one of these
(04:30):
you get like a free free couple of days, but
then you have to go into the room, you have
to meet with the sales guy. So we met with
the hot sales woman, I should say. And when you
go in individually and they're like, oh, you know, and
she's hot and she's in like a little outfit. You
know the benefits and the price per visit, and you
know you can if you get this membership level. You know,
(04:52):
it costs you like ten dollars a month, but you
get all these things. But if you go to the
Olympian level, you can go to any of our gyms
across the area and times seven days a week, and
you get all these perks. And some of our clubs
have racquetball and like racquetball. Wow, I don't even play racketball.
How great would that be? And some of our clubs
have pools and some of our club but you can
go to anyone you want. Oh, well, sign me up.
(05:13):
I'm in Olympian level. So that I would come out
and my friend was like, what did you do? I
got the Olympian level. Oh, then I gotta get the
Olympian level. So it became like a thing. We're like,
we're Olympians. Yeah, we went three times, but it's lifetime membership.
So that right. So I had lifetime membership and you
had to pay five dollars a month to keep your
membership going. But we stopped going and then the one
(05:36):
near us closed. But you can go to anyone. But
who wants to drive twenty minutes to another gym? So
Bally's brought out jack Lane, but only most of them
they bought, like the list of names, but they didn't
buy my gym. So most people who had jack Lane
now have lifetime membership to Ballis. I don't have it,
So I have a worthless lifetime membership to a gym.
(05:59):
I mean, look, I could tell people that's why I
don't go to the gym. That's my story. I'm sorry,
I'm intimidated. Like so, when I went to the Orange
Theory class, I was just gonna aside from the fact
that they're posting your results, did you go because it
sounds like food? They was. Someone convinced me to go.
It was a workout. It was the one in Chelsea
in Manhattan, and I just noticed that everybody there was fit.
(06:23):
Everybody was physically fit, and I wasn't because they go
to the gym. No. But the thing is that is
discouraging for someone who wants to get started at the gym.
It really you want to go to a gym with
moderately fat people, Yeah, and then hopefully people worse off
than me fours above where you live and you barely
go there. He's got to work out, but we can
go to the gym, right, You're right. I don't want
(06:46):
to be seen in public, so I'd rather maybe, uh,
maybe start working out at the doughnut shop. Maybe maybe
a personal trainer is the solution for me private time.
I don't want to be there with a lot of people.
It does make sense, and I understand that for you
that doesn't work. But for a lot of people classes
(07:08):
and things where you're surrounded by other people, you you
work out harder and you compete against these other people.
Cross like barbells to Magnolia Bakery and this way you
could you burn it off as you're eating it. But
scary is that friend too. You've you've had a trainer
before and you've stopped once. Know, you had a trainer
for a few weeks and then you just stopped. But
(07:30):
you've had that before. So it's it's as if we
go around the circle of life where you come to
that point again and go, you know, I think it's
a trainer that's really going to do it. I don't
think it's a trainer. You just don't want to do it,
driving to Connecticut to work me out. And then she
got tired of doing your trainer, got tired of your
trainer quits on you quit. It's not meant to be.
(07:54):
My life got busy. It's not meant to be. You
shouldn't work out, it's just not meant to be. That's something.
It's one hill she didn't want to climb. Can we
talk about that a big show tomorrow? You know you're
you know you trainer quit. The only thing worse than
that would be you're like your psychiatrist walking out of
the room like I can't. You got way too many problems, man,
(08:16):
I'm sorry. I feel like I got a better shot
of doing this January one, when everybody jumps in on it,
I'm like, okay, you hate doing it with everybody. That
January one could be tomorrow. You know what I'm saying.
You do it January one, then it becomes like your
New Year's resolution and you're only doing it for that reason.
Then by February first, you're not doing it anymore. You're like, oh,
it's Fountain's Demi Candy. You gotta do it when it's
(08:38):
when you want to do it, not because it's a
day on the calendar. I'm just gonna do the Dr
Fat Lows program again in January and I'll just drop
it and you know what, You'll lose the weight, but
you're not going to be in shape. That's what you
were talking about here. Yeah, that, Yeah, you're right. It's
about having more energy. It's about having We're coming to
that time of the year where you become very gluttonous
and then come January. Yeah, and fantasy, let's send a
(09:00):
scalow one to ten. As far as being in shape,
you're six right if you walk into it. If you
walk into a gym, people don't know that you weren't
a two six months ago and that you're in the
middle of the process. You don't have to go and
goat the first day of not being a fatty. You
could just walk in and be like, just start doing.
No one looks at you and thinks, will that guy
hasn't worked out in eighteen years, probably had a trainer
(09:22):
for a week. You have the same concept when you
eat alone too. You think everyone's staring at you go
and look at that love beating alone like a loser.
Same thing at the gym. No one's going in there
and saying you're all by yourself? Okay? Can I just
in Scary his defense on the eating alone things, Scary
has a thing where he won't eat alone in a
restaurant because he thinks everyone's judging him, and we've made
fun of him about this for years. I related this weekend,
(09:43):
I can I can relate by the way, someone texted
and said, it's who, not woo, it's who can relate?
Who Oka? There you go? Okay? So I I have
three daughters and I try to take them out to
dinner as a family, but that does they have crazy
schedules now as they get older, So I take them
out one at a time if I can. So I
(10:04):
took my youngest daughter whol Hands this weekend. But it
was a Saturday night because that's any time she was available,
So we go. We love the nachos, by the way,
Hula Haans is the best nachos of any theme restaurant.
Why because they put them in in in a broiler,
not a microwave. So the chips get crispy and like
a little will smoke to them the best nachos. They
shove the guak in between each chick. I don't have guawk.
(10:26):
It's a vegetable and it's a fruit, but I don't
like green anyway, So it's just meat and cheese and
tomatoes on the side because my daughter't like tomatoes anyway.
So I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, this is what
divorce dads do. Like divorce dads get their kid for
the weekend and they take them to a fun theme
restaurant and they get nachos and they give the kid
(10:47):
back Sunday night. And I'm thinking, wait a minute, no,
I'm no, no no, no, no, no, no, I'm I'm no.
I have wife and kids and we live together and
not this is not not this book. If you're divorce,
that's fine. But the waitress was sort of acting like
conscious I did, because the waitress was like, oh, you're
taking your daughter. That's nice. You guys find out right,
(11:07):
I have her for the weekend. So I felt like
other people go and they feel like they're judged for
other things, Like Garrett, if you took your son to
a restaurant, with a buddy. Like let's say you and
you and Nate went out to dinner with your kid.
You might be thinking they must think we're a gay couple. Again,
not the thing wrong with it, But I know as
someone who worked to Broadway together to see a show. Yeah,
(11:29):
I worked in the food service industry, and I manage
restaurants very similar to who the hands and I know
the waite staff would always try to figure out like
are they gonna tip me? What's their story and what's
the backstory? And I felt like the waitress was assuming
I get her one day a week and that this
was our dinner out. So I get it scary that
you feel like your judge. Have you ever been out
in a situation, Nator Garrett where you felt judged? It's funny.
(11:51):
I'm comfortable eating alone. I don't mind that. I just
said at the bar, order my food, and you're you're
done faster than if you were having a conversation with
somebody that story, Brodie, I can't. That's it's funny you
mentioned that because I've seen that situation, and if I
were to see you in that restaurant, I think, oh
my god, what happened to I? Happened to his wife.
But if you, let's say your cousin was in town
(12:12):
and your cousin was nineteen and you took her to dinner,
you know, people would be looking, look at this guy
dating a nineteen year old girl. Yeah. No, I've been
out with friends, like female friends that are attractive and people, Yeah,
what was the last time you didner with someone unattractive
that isn't in his room? No? I guess are you
saying that's funny? Now I met dinner with people are like,
(12:35):
oh my god, who is that girl you were? That's
a friend. Like you, guys aren't seeing each other. So
that's an assumption people would make too. If I saw
a brody sitting down with his daughter, I would be like,
he definitely cheated on her, and and he got the daughter,
and he's there for the weekend. He cheated on his wife,
that's why they're there. See. If I saw scary in
the restaurant with a girl my daughter's age, I think
(12:55):
he was on a date. But yeah, so I so
I was right. In other words, I was right too,
And and the waitress was just so, and would you
like to get your daughter some dessert? I was like, yeah,
because because it's the one day I have. You know
what I did do like, yeah, it's really tough one
(13:16):
day week. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what
I did milk. You know how I am with vegetables
and things not on my food. So when you order
nachos and you say like only meat and cheese or
only whatever chili and cheese, they still will garnish it
with cilantro. They still will like, oh, it's gotta because
when you when you finish the food, you top it
before you bring it out and forced to have it.
So I used my daughter to blame for everything. I said,
(13:38):
you know what, make sure there's no cilantro on top.
My daughter really hate cilantro. And my daughter's looking like
bulls daughter because you don't want Yeah, I'm like, hey,
no guawkin sour cream on topic. My daughter realized it. It
It was like I like guacom hollies one day a week.
I get it, yea, yeah, yeah, I get it. Like
(13:59):
it's visit station. You can please not put Salancho an
upset st I hate for to cry on the one
day have her. Yeah, I definitely blame that. How much
time do you have Okay, can I tell you one
more story? Because I was in an outlet in a
huge outlet stores, huge outlet mall. None of the stores
were actually outlets. They were just stores that you'd only
(14:21):
shop in like like um, like Bass or or van
Husen do no sale? Can we blow off the lid
on outlet stores there? It's just it's not left over
apparel from fancier stores. It's just product, sometimes even more
cheaply made specifically for that outlets. So I went into Adidas.
(14:41):
The sneakers were a hundred ten dollars. I went into Gap,
like the Gap factory stores. That's their brand, Gap Factory.
It's not Gap stuff that's on sale. They screw your
lettor there's nothing fancy about it. That's an fifteen minute
morning show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone morning show. Yeah, we're back, I'm on on. Now
we're back. Sorry, Brody, I forgot to turn you on.
(00:23):
Oh yeah, you forgot. By the way, you'll never turn
me on. But I like that you forgot my mic
and what else is on? Do you ever see a
joke coming a mile away and you're like, shit, I
have no other way to say this, So I'm just
gonna say it. That's what happened to me right there.
I'm like, I knew that I was going to say that,
I'm gonna turn you on. I'm just glad we have
it on audio now that you turned Brody on. No,
he didn't turn me on, and I didn't turn him on.
(00:43):
Sorry about that. You could have said, didn't turn your
microphone on, right, but you chose the dirty. But some
people think of microphone in other ways too. Yeah alright, alright,
so now we got that out of the way. NDR
sounding right now. It's awkward. It feels awkward, feeling like
another man that's straight hit on another man that's straight.
It's awkward. And it's even more awkward that there's just
(01:05):
four guys in the room. There are no women. Why
that is It's like we're at the gym at the
sauna massage party when the eight year old guy gonna
walk in and take the talent. It's just it's just
like being at a gym, except scary, and there finally
would be any less awkward if the women were here,
(01:26):
no jokes. Where is the last time you were in
a gym? In a gym two years ago? Two years ago,
did you need to use the bathroom? I think I
was No. I took an Orange Theory fitness class. But
the thing with those classes is it's like a team
thing and you're competing against each other and they put
your results up on these huge screens. So if you're
(01:48):
not pulling your weight, scary, you're not strung enough to
pay your weight. I'm telling what machine is that? The
rowing machine? Orange? They finish. It's like this new concept
and this not a sponsor, hashtag, not a sponsor. It's
true though, it's kind of like public shaming. It's embarrassment
for some people. People. You're saying that some people are
(02:10):
gonna are gonna try harder. Yeah, the results are up
on a board. It's accountability. Okay. That reminds me that
wine dinner we went to last year, do you remember.
So we went to this this dinner that had like
all these wines, and you had to give donations to
a charity. I don't know what charity was. And and
once you texted the number to donate the money, they
(02:31):
put like that, they put the on a They put
like a digital read out on the wall of everyone's donation,
so it said like Scary Jones, hundred dollars whatever was
the Nate was like, I gotta do that. It was
like Nate, Nate, Nate a hundred dollars. So I was like,
I don't. I don't want to give a hundred dollars
and I can't donate if I put up fifty how's
it gonna look? Right? That's where but theousmous everybody's doing everyone.
(02:58):
So then people realize that the text message of the
amount wasn't real. In other words, it was a promissory
note that you were going to then hit the next
step and then donate the money. Right, So I don't
dollars but but but but until people realize that it
was a pressure that you had to keep up. There
(03:20):
were a lot of rich people there, and then even
a hundred dollars is like, that's awfully cheap when the
guy next you just gave a thousand. So if you're
running a charity event, invest in one of these screens
and encourage people to type in what they what they?
Um donate? Right? Absolutely, Where's the last time you were
in a gym? Was the last time I donated money?
(03:44):
The first thing you did donate or go to a
gym was the last thing you did? Wow? Um donate? No?
I donate, My wife and I donate regularly. Um. So
I would say the last time I was in a
gym to work out, Well, I've gone to swim. I've
gone jim swim uh to actually like get on machines
and work out. I think Jimmy Carter was president. Right again,
(04:09):
it's been a while, but hold on. I have lifetime
membership at the Olympian level at jack O Lane, which
is now Bally's. How did you get that? Okay? So
I want to say when I was in my early twenties,
like four friends of mine and I went to the
gym to work out, and it was one of these
(04:30):
you get like a free free couple of days, but
then you have to go into the room, you have
to meet with the sales guy. So we met with
the hot sales woman, I should say. And when you
go in individually and they're like, oh, you know, and
she's hot and she's in like a little outfit. You
know the benefits and the price per visit, and you
know you can if you get this membership level. You know,
(04:52):
it costs you like ten dollars a month, but you
get all these things. But if you go to the
Olympian level, you can go to any of our gyms
across the area and times seven days a week, and
you get all these perks. And some of our clubs
have racquetball and like racquetball. Wow, I don't even play racketball.
How great would that be? And some of our clubs
have pools and some of our club but you can
go to anyone you want. Oh, well, sign me up.
(05:13):
I'm in Olympian level. So that I would come out
and my friend was like, what did you do? I
got the Olympian level. Oh, then I gotta get the
Olympian level. So it became like a thing. We're like,
we're Olympians. Yeah, we went three times, but it's lifetime membership.
So that right. So I had lifetime membership and you
had to pay five dollars a month to keep your
membership going. But we stopped going and then the one
(05:36):
near us closed. But you can go to anyone. But
who wants to drive twenty minutes to another gym? So
Bally's brought out jack Lane, but only most of them
they bought, like the list of names, but they didn't
buy my gym. So most people who had jack Lane
now have lifetime membership to Ballis. I don't have it,
So I have a worthless lifetime membership to a gym.
(05:59):
I mean, look, I could tell people that's why I
don't go to the gym. That's my story. I'm sorry,
I'm intimidated. Like so, when I went to the Orange
Theory class, I was just gonna aside from the fact
that they're posting your results, did you go because it
sounds like food? They was. Someone convinced me to go.
It was a workout. It was the one in Chelsea
in Manhattan, and I just noticed that everybody there was fit.
(06:23):
Everybody was physically fit, and I wasn't because they go
to the gym. No. But the thing is that is
discouraging for someone who wants to get started at the gym.
It really you want to go to a gym with
moderately fat people, Yeah, and then hopefully people worse off
than me fours above where you live and you barely
go there. He's got to work out, but we can
go to the gym, right, You're right. I don't want
(06:46):
to be seen in public, so I'd rather maybe, uh,
maybe start working out at the doughnut shop. Maybe maybe
a personal trainer is the solution for me private time.
I don't want to be there with a lot of people.
It does make sense, and I understand that for you
that doesn't work. But for a lot of people classes
(07:08):
and things where you're surrounded by other people, you you
work out harder and you compete against these other people.
Cross like barbells to Magnolia Bakery and this way you
could you burn it off as you're eating it. But
scary is that friend too. You've you've had a trainer
before and you've stopped once. Know, you had a trainer
for a few weeks and then you just stopped. But
(07:30):
you've had that before. So it's it's as if we
go around the circle of life where you come to
that point again and go, you know, I think it's
a trainer that's really going to do it. I don't
think it's a trainer. You just don't want to do it,
driving to Connecticut to work me out. And then she
got tired of doing your trainer, got tired of your
trainer quits on you quit. It's not meant to be.
(07:54):
My life got busy. It's not meant to be. You
shouldn't work out, it's just not meant to be. That's something.
It's one hill she didn't want to climb. Can we
talk about that a big show tomorrow? You know you're
you know you trainer quit. The only thing worse than
that would be you're like your psychiatrist walking out of
the room like I can't. You got way too many problems, man,
(08:16):
I'm sorry. I feel like I got a better shot
of doing this January one, when everybody jumps in on it,
I'm like, okay, you hate doing it with everybody. That
January one could be tomorrow. You know what I'm saying.
You do it January one, then it becomes like your
New Year's resolution and you're only doing it for that reason.
Then by February first, you're not doing it anymore. You're like, oh,
it's Fountain's Demi Candy. You gotta do it when it's
(08:38):
when you want to do it, not because it's a
day on the calendar. I'm just gonna do the Dr
Fat Lows program again in January and I'll just drop
it and you know what, You'll lose the weight, but
you're not going to be in shape. That's what you
were talking about here. Yeah, that, Yeah, you're right. It's
about having more energy. It's about having We're coming to
that time of the year where you become very gluttonous
and then come January. Yeah, and fantasy, let's send a
(09:00):
scalow one to ten. As far as being in shape,
you're six right if you walk into it. If you
walk into a gym, people don't know that you weren't
a two six months ago and that you're in the
middle of the process. You don't have to go and
goat the first day of not being a fatty. You
could just walk in and be like, just start doing.
No one looks at you and thinks, will that guy
hasn't worked out in eighteen years, probably had a trainer
(09:22):
for a week. You have the same concept when you
eat alone too. You think everyone's staring at you go
and look at that love beating alone like a loser.
Same thing at the gym. No one's going in there
and saying you're all by yourself? Okay? Can I just
in Scary his defense on the eating alone things, Scary
has a thing where he won't eat alone in a
restaurant because he thinks everyone's judging him, and we've made
fun of him about this for years. I related this weekend,
(09:43):
I can I can relate by the way, someone texted
and said, it's who, not woo, it's who can relate?
Who Oka? There you go? Okay? So I I have
three daughters and I try to take them out to
dinner as a family, but that does they have crazy
schedules now as they get older, So I take them
out one at a time if I can. So I
(10:04):
took my youngest daughter whol Hands this weekend. But it
was a Saturday night because that's any time she was available,
So we go. We love the nachos, by the way,
Hula Haans is the best nachos of any theme restaurant.
Why because they put them in in in a broiler,
not a microwave. So the chips get crispy and like
a little will smoke to them the best nachos. They
shove the guak in between each chick. I don't have guawk.
(10:26):
It's a vegetable and it's a fruit, but I don't
like green anyway, So it's just meat and cheese and
tomatoes on the side because my daughter't like tomatoes anyway.
So I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, this is what
divorce dads do. Like divorce dads get their kid for
the weekend and they take them to a fun theme
restaurant and they get nachos and they give the kid
(10:47):
back Sunday night. And I'm thinking, wait a minute, no,
I'm no, no no, no, no, no, no, I'm I'm no.
I have wife and kids and we live together and
not this is not not this book. If you're divorce,
that's fine. But the waitress was sort of acting like
conscious I did, because the waitress was like, oh, you're
taking your daughter. That's nice. You guys find out right,
(11:07):
I have her for the weekend. So I felt like
other people go and they feel like they're judged for
other things, Like Garrett, if you took your son to
a restaurant, with a buddy. Like let's say you and
you and Nate went out to dinner with your kid.
You might be thinking they must think we're a gay couple. Again,
not the thing wrong with it, But I know as
someone who worked to Broadway together to see a show. Yeah,
(11:29):
I worked in the food service industry, and I manage
restaurants very similar to who the hands and I know
the waite staff would always try to figure out like
are they gonna tip me? What's their story and what's
the backstory? And I felt like the waitress was assuming
I get her one day a week and that this
was our dinner out. So I get it scary that
you feel like your judge. Have you ever been out
in a situation, Nator Garrett where you felt judged? It's funny.
(11:51):
I'm comfortable eating alone. I don't mind that. I just
said at the bar, order my food, and you're you're
done faster than if you were having a conversation with
somebody that story, Brodie, I can't. That's it's funny you
mentioned that because I've seen that situation, and if I
were to see you in that restaurant, I think, oh
my god, what happened to I? Happened to his wife.
But if you, let's say your cousin was in town
(12:12):
and your cousin was nineteen and you took her to dinner,
you know, people would be looking, look at this guy
dating a nineteen year old girl. Yeah. No, I've been
out with friends, like female friends that are attractive and people, Yeah,
what was the last time you didner with someone unattractive
that isn't in his room? No? I guess are you
saying that's funny? Now I met dinner with people are like,
(12:35):
oh my god, who is that girl you were? That's
a friend. Like you, guys aren't seeing each other. So
that's an assumption people would make too. If I saw
a brody sitting down with his daughter, I would be like,
he definitely cheated on her, and and he got the daughter,
and he's there for the weekend. He cheated on his wife,
that's why they're there. See. If I saw scary in
the restaurant with a girl my daughter's age, I think
(12:55):
he was on a date. But yeah, so I so
I was right. In other words, I was right too,
And and the waitress was just so, and would you
like to get your daughter some dessert? I was like, yeah,
because because it's the one day I have. You know
what I did do like, yeah, it's really tough one
(13:16):
day week. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what
I did milk. You know how I am with vegetables
and things not on my food. So when you order
nachos and you say like only meat and cheese or
only whatever chili and cheese, they still will garnish it
with cilantro. They still will like, oh, it's gotta because
when you when you finish the food, you top it
before you bring it out and forced to have it.
So I used my daughter to blame for everything. I said,
(13:38):
you know what, make sure there's no cilantro on top.
My daughter really hate cilantro. And my daughter's looking like
bulls daughter because you don't want Yeah, I'm like, hey,
no guawkin sour cream on topic. My daughter realized it. It
It was like I like guacom hollies one day a week.
I get it, yea, yeah, yeah, I get it. Like
(13:59):
it's visit station. You can please not put Salancho an
upset st I hate for to cry on the one
day have her. Yeah, I definitely blame that. How much
time do you have Okay, can I tell you one
more story? Because I was in an outlet in a
huge outlet stores, huge outlet mall. None of the stores
were actually outlets. They were just stores that you'd only
(14:21):
shop in like like um, like Bass or or van
Husen do no sale? Can we blow off the lid
on outlet stores there? It's just it's not left over
apparel from fancier stores. It's just product, sometimes even more
cheaply made specifically for that outlets. So I went into Adidas.
(14:41):
The sneakers were a hundred ten dollars. I went into Gap,
like the Gap factory stores. That's their brand, Gap Factory.
It's not Gap stuff that's on sale. They screw your
lettor there's nothing fancy about it. That's an fifteen minute
morning show.
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