November 7, 2017 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. Alright, alright, let's just let all of
our guard down and let's just open up to the
universe and let's talk about stuff we normally wouldn't talk about. Okay,
(00:24):
are you ready? You have some guts? Okay, first, let's talk. Okay, oh, happily.
Weird things you do but you never talk about them.
For instance, I'll keep it simple. I'll start simple, and
let's see in fifteen minutes how far we can go
with this. Uh, if I'm home alone, I still close
and lock the bathroom door. If I go to the bathroom,
you lock it, I lock it. Is it? Have it?
(00:47):
Or are you afraid someone's going to break in? I
don't know. I've done it since I was a kid.
I automatically locked doors when I go into the bathroom always.
I just do. And I think it used to be
when I was a kid and my mom or dad
were trying to chase me down to thank me, I
would run to the bathroom and and it was a
kind of noob where if you just turn your thumb
to the left in a circle, it would lock the
door as you're slamming it shut. There. You see, I'm
(01:09):
the opposite because I have because I have kids, and
I feel like I've always, in case they needed me,
kept the door open. That I'll be sitting on the
bowl and the door comes fling it open, and then okay,
so what do you do though? Is there? Okay, Danielle,
what do you do that you don't talk about? Hell? Yeah,
I got to think about this. I don't know. Well,
I'm gonna stay on the bathroom toilet theme. Okay, alright,
(01:32):
very nice. What I do and I don't talk about
is the only time I open up mail is sitting
on the toilet. I hate snail mail. I hate catalogs,
I hate stuff and envelopes. I check it like once
every two weeks. Sheer multitasking. So I literally take a
pile of mail and a pile of pood time sit
there and I literally I'm just as I'm just doing
(01:54):
my business. I'm just open up envelopes and I'm throwing
stuff in the garbage. And that's the only time I'll
open up mail. And so you've talked about it, yeah,
and I never told Once you tell people what you
do in private, it's not really all that awful. Can
we all do things? Yeah, for sure, Bethany's brewing. She's
got one brewing kind of think, because I've talked about
all of mine. Like as soon as I come home,
(02:15):
I immediately if I don't take just my pants, I
take usually all of my clothes off when I get home.
I hate wearing clothes. So there, she said, there's that,
But I've said that before of your clothes. Like I'll
walk around and like brawn underwear, but like I just
don't like wearing clothes. They use it brown underwear underwear.
(02:35):
I don't know. I think I sing. I write Broadway
songs and sing them at home to myself and you know,
whatever object I'm working with, Like if I'm cooking, I
sing to the pan. If I'm watering plants, I sing
to the plants like I'm snow white. I think so
many people do that, but they stand in front of
the mirror with the brush and they go, I'd like
to thank the academy. Just think I've never done that.
(02:57):
Day I admit this on the air. I actually, uh,
I actually would kiss myself in the mirror to see
what it looks like to kiss me. I did that
growing up, for sure. I did that like like two
days ago. But anyway, Uh see, this is my point.
These are the weird things we do, but we just
don't talk about them. And I want everyone listening to
this podcast to do this with your friends. It's kind
(03:19):
of a fun exercise. But so far, Great T hasn't
said anything. David Brodie hasn't said anything. Uh, Danielle haven't
really admitted anything. But I will admit one thing. So
I scratched my scalp. You want to do that, like
you know, when you kill your scalp gets a little
dan draff for a little like you know, dry area,
and I will scratch it, scratch it, scratch it and
then look at the white in my fingernail. But sometimes
(03:41):
I scratch it to the point where it starts to bleed.
You said to admit embarrassing things a white growing alright, alright,
big pants over there. I don't undo clothing pardoning, So
I don't unbuttoned shirts. I'll wash them, button and then
throw them over myself buttoned. Okay, I don't undo ties.
(04:01):
Once I make them perfectly, I will loosen them and
hang them up on the on the tight the tight
thing I have made, and then choose. Once I tie
my shoelaces, I tie them enough where they're loose enough
I can slip my sneakers on and off. I don't.
I don't ever tie my shoelaces. Well, I leave like
two buttons open. I know how many buttons I need
for I do the same thing so I don't have to.
And if I have like a dress pants with a belt,
(04:23):
I'll leave the belt on if I know I'm gonna,
if I know I have to clean the dress pants, like,
if I know the thing coming up, I'll go, you
know what I'm gonna with the belt already and the
belt already in there. But I do I do the
shirt thing. I'll unbutton the top two buttons and take
it off the hangar then put it over my head,
not unbutton the entire For that. That's very smart. I
never thought of that before. So my weirdness is smart.
All right, you're just jumping on the bandwagon. Now, do
(04:44):
you when you when you're by yourself in the house
it's dark at night, do you ever check all the
rooms and make sure you check all the doors and
make sure they're locked. I check rooms because I'd like that.
You know that creaky house. I have it in the country.
When I'm there alone, Max and I will go together
from room to room and closet to closet and check
every square into that that's a killer house. Like the
(05:08):
house you live in is an area where I would
check every window pane for sure, but like where I
live now, I just check the back door, in the
front door. My mom and stepdad live in a killer
house where there is a certain area that you just
They live near an area that is very dark, and
so if I stay over, I will not go in
certain rooms because it's so dark in there and the
(05:29):
windows look out over to just like nothingness. I won't
go because I know that if I look out the window,
I'm gonna see a dude all in white standing out
just distant enough that I can see him, and when
I blink, he'll be closer suddenly. I won't go over.
It'll have a chain. So if I stayed in your house,
I would put a couch over the basement entrance. Don't
do this. I'll tell you why more people are murdered
(05:51):
in in urban areas than suburban and in the country.
Just saying my mom, my mom lives in she has
a brook behind her house, and it's old woods and
just the brook, and so it's babbling. She says, it's
the Babbling Book, and you hear it while you're sleeping,
and then you hear a little bit of the wind
in the trees, and because there's nothing back there, it
(06:12):
is like you're in one of those Jason movies where
Jason is about to come out like kill you. So
if you do you ever stay out there alone, do
you ever check all the rooms? You check everything that
my mom's house is. So I told you my mom
has several ghosts that every Garris is joining us trying
to keep it on topic. It is like what things
weird things do you do? You just don't talk about. Well,
(06:33):
I just said, I check every room in the house
if I'm alone, Like do you scratch your button, smell
your finger? I shower facing the door because I feel
that someone will come in and kill me in the shower,
because that's where they usually kill you. I will not
see it. So I always face the door when I
shampoo my my When I shampoo, I always clear up
my eyes as fast as I can and open them
(06:53):
because I know someone standing in the in the bathroom
may I ask a general around the room question by
all means, and and Nate, don't think you're off the
hook here in Great Tea. Go ahead. Let's assume you
have a standard shower head where it comes down from
the wall at kind of a forty five degree angle.
Do you face the shower head or face away from
(07:14):
the shower heads majority at the time, I've always away away,
Garrett is away tea. What do you do? My back
is to the water, back to the water. I face
the water until that ten seconds I need to turn
around and the usually I love feeling the water. Here's strange.
I've never faced the water. I always faced the water.
All your all your private areas are in the front.
(07:34):
You want that water to hit it. I face the
water like if I'm rinsing my face off, but like
in a general state of washingness, my back is to it.
I cut the water. I cut the water and then
bring it to my face and that's how we wash
my face. Okay, interesting, interesting, this is wondering. Okay, so
great tea, what do you do? What do you do?
That's weird? You just don't talk about it, talk about it? Really, okay? Okay,
(07:57):
So I I hold my pee in until I really
have to go, and then I go outside and I
enjoy peeing on my house. So how much this is
the point where Good Boys an enormous book. I enjoy
going inside between the house and the book. Now, why
(08:19):
do you why do you do that? My pants and
just standing there? You're like being outside? Is that what
it is? You feel like you're out in nature and
you're doing one of the most natural things, which is
urinaate And I just completely let it urinate. And I
just can you pee on your house and you be
outside your house or you pee on the house. It's
like he's marking his territory, well, eldest. The weird thing
(08:42):
is he holds it in, but he has to walk outside.
He passes two bathrooms in his house. So yesterday, for instance,
yesterday I had to go pay it was after dinner,
but I didn't want to go. I don't want to
go to the bath. No, you want to go outside.
Now have you ever have you tried to analyze this
and figure out why you love it so much? Weird?
Is that something weird about this? I said? I said,
I wonder, you know, how could I bring this into
(09:04):
a topic and like, admit this now here we are
doing this, but I feel like, why are you? We're here?
Can we figure out why you do it? And you're
following the question, if you could just focus for one minute,
why do you think you pay on your house? I've
never asked this question to anyone. Where's Rob going? Don't leave, Rob,
don't We've got to go upstairs and do it. Okay.
(09:26):
I loved it. So it's dark on that side of
the house, and there's a bush and I like to
go in between the bush and the house and then
I stand there. Why The question is why do you
think you do it? Why do you enjoy it so much?
Because when I pull my pants down right, weener. I
don't have to hold it, and it's just like sprays
without having to hold anything. So you feel so free
(09:46):
and comes out on the house. You have a forest
pond your house. I just love the sound of it
hitting the not the shame. Does your family know you
do this? Nobody knows. I also try to aim it
so we have we have like electrical work, so the
electrical the wires come down the grounded and I try
to pee on the ground and you shouldn't be peeing
(10:07):
on electric wires because that will shock you know. They
never trying to get that sensation. I want to see
if I can get no, no, no, that sensation, it'll
it'll blow your dick off. So far it's never happened.
I think it's it only happens once, Daniel. I think
we can do an entire fifteen minute one of just
(10:28):
weird things that greg T does. No. Greg T is
at his heart and exhibitionists. Because when we had the
party Elvis at your farm, he was naked for four hours.
You were naked in front of dozens of people concerned
for you. I think you hate your life. I think
that's what this psychologist. I think he's loving his life.
Everyone calm down. Can someone please google peeing on electrified Okay?
(10:51):
Kind of worried about his penis. Do I have a
feeling it's going to fall off soon. There was a
story many years ago in New York about a man
who pete on the third ram. All the third rails
with electricity comes ross and the electrical charge went right
up as urine and killed him. It does. I'm just
I'm telling you'll die. I don't. I haven't got me
yet though, because you're alive, you ask, I haven't died yet. Okay,
(11:14):
straight make what do you do? Rob Shooter, don't think
you're You're How can I follow that? There's nothing? What
weird seeing do you do? But you don't talk about it?
Great t Pas on his house, Craig, I don't know
if I could follow that. I mean, I was going
to say that I like tan Line finish porn, but don't.
I mean, I've already said that on the show, But
(11:34):
I can't follow a guy that p's on his house
trying to Now you will die, Great Tea, don't be stupid.
You're gonna die, Rob Shooter, what about you? What do
you do that? You don't have a really unhealthy obsession
with Eliza Manelli but really unhealthy? What makes you feel?
What makes you feel? Talking about healthy? Because this is
all I think about my thinks about Liza all the time.
(11:57):
I just think about it, like from by myself. I think,
what's used to doing? Right now? You were in a
hotel and she was staying down the hall from me. Once. Yeah,
I love her On Arrested Development, I just loved her.
I love her, I love everything about her. Okay, but
this is something you don't talk about talk because it's unhealthy.
Like you can be like a Liza Minellie fan and
day and actually that's quite normal, but you can't be
(12:17):
like I think about like what would lie to say?
I have conversations with Liza. I really do like that.
Sometimes I see like a sparkly like like, oh that
lovely a Liza. You're talking, you're by the way, you're
in a room that you're safe room. Yeah, we only
have millions of people. To New Jersey law, great tea
(12:38):
could be fined up to two thousand dollars or ninety
g's and jail according to New Jersey law. But its
proper for it's his property. He's for peeing out. He's
still outside though no nobody sees me. Well see if
they do see you, that's public lewdness. Hide in the bush,
the tps in the woods. But did anyone did anyone
look up why you should not pe peeing be peeing
(12:59):
on electricity? The problem is that, according to Live science
dot com, MythBusters says that it's not likely because likely
you're in as soon as it leaves, your body goes
into a little droplets, individual droplets, and so it's unlikely.
That hard to get a sustained stream to conduct the electricity.
I saw that episode, but yeah, I don't enjoy it.
(13:24):
It's just I don't know. I remember the story about
the guy that being on the third rail. That's like
an Old Wives talent. I believe it. If you got
close enough in this stream was like an inch long.
All right now, on the on the series, on the
no funnycake. The other thing that I do, that's that's
sort of weird that nobody knows. I told you there
(13:45):
should be tomorrow's We have sixty seconds left, so go on.
Some days I like to sit in the stairwell by
myself and cry, okay tomorrow. Done it. Several times I've
sat in the air well for yeah, like five to
seven minutes and just cry. It's good getting those emotions.
(14:05):
Cry with you that goes home and sits in his
own pee and cries, we gotta. I did it yesterday
from the sales floor down to the to the lobby.
I sat there in the in the stairwell. Are you crying?
I don't know. I just I felt it was it
was coming over me and I just sat down and
anybody see, you know, And then I buy the way.
That's fine, Yeah, that you know what I think. I
(14:27):
think it's sort of healthy to be in tune with
your emotions. You want to go cry it out. Absolutely,
at least he's not peeing in the stairwell. So I
cried yesterday and then I left. That's true, all right,
And then he cried in the car the way home.
Any mentioned and I mentioned I don't do my ties.
I mentioned, that's so weird. Like then, you guys try
(14:48):
to pee outside today, you'll really like it. I live
in the city. I don't know. I live downtown. I
can get away with it. Fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. Alright, alright, let's just let all of
our guard down and let's just open up to the
universe and let's talk about stuff we normally wouldn't talk about. Okay,
(00:24):
are you ready? You have some guts? Okay, first, let's talk. Okay, oh, happily.
Weird things you do but you never talk about them.
For instance, I'll keep it simple. I'll start simple, and
let's see in fifteen minutes how far we can go
with this. Uh, if I'm home alone, I still close
and lock the bathroom door. If I go to the bathroom,
you lock it, I lock it. Is it? Have it?
(00:47):
Or are you afraid someone's going to break in? I
don't know. I've done it since I was a kid.
I automatically locked doors when I go into the bathroom always.
I just do. And I think it used to be
when I was a kid and my mom or dad
were trying to chase me down to thank me, I
would run to the bathroom and and it was a
kind of noob where if you just turn your thumb
to the left in a circle, it would lock the
door as you're slamming it shut. There. You see, I'm
(01:09):
the opposite because I have because I have kids, and
I feel like I've always, in case they needed me,
kept the door open. That I'll be sitting on the
bowl and the door comes fling it open, and then okay,
so what do you do though? Is there? Okay, Danielle,
what do you do that you don't talk about? Hell? Yeah,
I got to think about this. I don't know. Well,
I'm gonna stay on the bathroom toilet theme. Okay, alright,
(01:32):
very nice. What I do and I don't talk about
is the only time I open up mail is sitting
on the toilet. I hate snail mail. I hate catalogs,
I hate stuff and envelopes. I check it like once
every two weeks. Sheer multitasking. So I literally take a
pile of mail and a pile of pood time sit
there and I literally I'm just as I'm just doing
(01:54):
my business. I'm just open up envelopes and I'm throwing
stuff in the garbage. And that's the only time I'll
open up mail. And so you've talked about it, yeah,
and I never told Once you tell people what you
do in private, it's not really all that awful. Can
we all do things? Yeah, for sure, Bethany's brewing. She's
got one brewing kind of think, because I've talked about
all of mine. Like as soon as I come home,
(02:15):
I immediately if I don't take just my pants, I
take usually all of my clothes off when I get home.
I hate wearing clothes. So there, she said, there's that,
But I've said that before of your clothes. Like I'll
walk around and like brawn underwear, but like I just
don't like wearing clothes. They use it brown underwear underwear.
(02:35):
I don't know. I think I sing. I write Broadway
songs and sing them at home to myself and you know,
whatever object I'm working with, Like if I'm cooking, I
sing to the pan. If I'm watering plants, I sing
to the plants like I'm snow white. I think so
many people do that, but they stand in front of
the mirror with the brush and they go, I'd like
to thank the academy. Just think I've never done that.
(02:57):
Day I admit this on the air. I actually, uh,
I actually would kiss myself in the mirror to see
what it looks like to kiss me. I did that
growing up, for sure. I did that like like two
days ago. But anyway, Uh see, this is my point.
These are the weird things we do, but we just
don't talk about them. And I want everyone listening to
this podcast to do this with your friends. It's kind
(03:19):
of a fun exercise. But so far, Great T hasn't
said anything. David Brodie hasn't said anything. Uh, Danielle haven't
really admitted anything. But I will admit one thing. So
I scratched my scalp. You want to do that, like
you know, when you kill your scalp gets a little
dan draff for a little like you know, dry area,
and I will scratch it, scratch it, scratch it and
then look at the white in my fingernail. But sometimes
(03:41):
I scratch it to the point where it starts to bleed.
You said to admit embarrassing things a white growing alright, alright,
big pants over there. I don't undo clothing pardoning, So
I don't unbuttoned shirts. I'll wash them, button and then
throw them over myself buttoned. Okay, I don't undo ties.
(04:01):
Once I make them perfectly, I will loosen them and
hang them up on the on the tight the tight
thing I have made, and then choose. Once I tie
my shoelaces, I tie them enough where they're loose enough
I can slip my sneakers on and off. I don't.
I don't ever tie my shoelaces. Well, I leave like
two buttons open. I know how many buttons I need
for I do the same thing so I don't have to.
And if I have like a dress pants with a belt,
(04:23):
I'll leave the belt on if I know I'm gonna,
if I know I have to clean the dress pants, like,
if I know the thing coming up, I'll go, you
know what I'm gonna with the belt already and the
belt already in there. But I do I do the
shirt thing. I'll unbutton the top two buttons and take
it off the hangar then put it over my head,
not unbutton the entire For that. That's very smart. I
never thought of that before. So my weirdness is smart.
All right, you're just jumping on the bandwagon. Now, do
(04:44):
you when you when you're by yourself in the house
it's dark at night, do you ever check all the
rooms and make sure you check all the doors and
make sure they're locked. I check rooms because I'd like that.
You know that creaky house. I have it in the country.
When I'm there alone, Max and I will go together
from room to room and closet to closet and check
every square into that that's a killer house. Like the
(05:08):
house you live in is an area where I would
check every window pane for sure, but like where I
live now, I just check the back door, in the
front door. My mom and stepdad live in a killer
house where there is a certain area that you just
They live near an area that is very dark, and
so if I stay over, I will not go in
certain rooms because it's so dark in there and the
(05:29):
windows look out over to just like nothingness. I won't
go because I know that if I look out the window,
I'm gonna see a dude all in white standing out
just distant enough that I can see him, and when
I blink, he'll be closer suddenly. I won't go over.
It'll have a chain. So if I stayed in your house,
I would put a couch over the basement entrance. Don't
do this. I'll tell you why more people are murdered
(05:51):
in in urban areas than suburban and in the country.
Just saying my mom, my mom lives in she has
a brook behind her house, and it's old woods and
just the brook, and so it's babbling. She says, it's
the Babbling Book, and you hear it while you're sleeping,
and then you hear a little bit of the wind
in the trees, and because there's nothing back there, it
(06:12):
is like you're in one of those Jason movies where
Jason is about to come out like kill you. So
if you do you ever stay out there alone, do
you ever check all the rooms? You check everything that
my mom's house is. So I told you my mom
has several ghosts that every Garris is joining us trying
to keep it on topic. It is like what things
weird things do you do? You just don't talk about. Well,
(06:33):
I just said, I check every room in the house
if I'm alone, Like do you scratch your button, smell
your finger? I shower facing the door because I feel
that someone will come in and kill me in the shower,
because that's where they usually kill you. I will not
see it. So I always face the door when I
shampoo my my When I shampoo, I always clear up
my eyes as fast as I can and open them
(06:53):
because I know someone standing in the in the bathroom
may I ask a general around the room question by
all means, and and Nate, don't think you're off the
hook here in Great Tea. Go ahead. Let's assume you
have a standard shower head where it comes down from
the wall at kind of a forty five degree angle.
Do you face the shower head or face away from
(07:14):
the shower heads majority at the time, I've always away away,
Garrett is away tea. What do you do? My back
is to the water, back to the water. I face
the water until that ten seconds I need to turn
around and the usually I love feeling the water. Here's strange.
I've never faced the water. I always faced the water.
All your all your private areas are in the front.
(07:34):
You want that water to hit it. I face the
water like if I'm rinsing my face off, but like
in a general state of washingness, my back is to it.
I cut the water. I cut the water and then
bring it to my face and that's how we wash
my face. Okay, interesting, interesting, this is wondering. Okay, so
great tea, what do you do? What do you do?
That's weird? You just don't talk about it, talk about it? Really, okay? Okay,
(07:57):
So I I hold my pee in until I really
have to go, and then I go outside and I
enjoy peeing on my house. So how much this is
the point where Good Boys an enormous book. I enjoy
going inside between the house and the book. Now, why
(08:19):
do you why do you do that? My pants and
just standing there? You're like being outside? Is that what
it is? You feel like you're out in nature and
you're doing one of the most natural things, which is
urinaate And I just completely let it urinate. And I
just can you pee on your house and you be
outside your house or you pee on the house. It's
like he's marking his territory, well, eldest. The weird thing
(08:42):
is he holds it in, but he has to walk outside.
He passes two bathrooms in his house. So yesterday, for instance,
yesterday I had to go pay it was after dinner,
but I didn't want to go. I don't want to
go to the bath. No, you want to go outside.
Now have you ever have you tried to analyze this
and figure out why you love it so much? Weird?
Is that something weird about this? I said? I said,
I wonder, you know, how could I bring this into
(09:04):
a topic and like, admit this now here we are
doing this, but I feel like, why are you? We're here?
Can we figure out why you do it? And you're
following the question, if you could just focus for one minute,
why do you think you pay on your house? I've
never asked this question to anyone. Where's Rob going? Don't leave, Rob,
don't We've got to go upstairs and do it. Okay.
(09:26):
I loved it. So it's dark on that side of
the house, and there's a bush and I like to
go in between the bush and the house and then
I stand there. Why The question is why do you
think you do it? Why do you enjoy it so much?
Because when I pull my pants down right, weener. I
don't have to hold it, and it's just like sprays
without having to hold anything. So you feel so free
(09:46):
and comes out on the house. You have a forest
pond your house. I just love the sound of it
hitting the not the shame. Does your family know you
do this? Nobody knows. I also try to aim it
so we have we have like electrical work, so the
electrical the wires come down the grounded and I try
to pee on the ground and you shouldn't be peeing
(10:07):
on electric wires because that will shock you know. They
never trying to get that sensation. I want to see
if I can get no, no, no, that sensation, it'll
it'll blow your dick off. So far it's never happened.
I think it's it only happens once, Daniel. I think
we can do an entire fifteen minute one of just
(10:28):
weird things that greg T does. No. Greg T is
at his heart and exhibitionists. Because when we had the
party Elvis at your farm, he was naked for four hours.
You were naked in front of dozens of people concerned
for you. I think you hate your life. I think
that's what this psychologist. I think he's loving his life.
Everyone calm down. Can someone please google peeing on electrified Okay?
(10:51):
Kind of worried about his penis. Do I have a
feeling it's going to fall off soon. There was a
story many years ago in New York about a man
who pete on the third ram. All the third rails
with electricity comes ross and the electrical charge went right
up as urine and killed him. It does. I'm just
I'm telling you'll die. I don't. I haven't got me
yet though, because you're alive, you ask, I haven't died yet. Okay,
(11:14):
straight make what do you do? Rob Shooter, don't think
you're You're How can I follow that? There's nothing? What
weird seeing do you do? But you don't talk about it?
Great t Pas on his house, Craig, I don't know
if I could follow that. I mean, I was going
to say that I like tan Line finish porn, but don't.
I mean, I've already said that on the show, But
(11:34):
I can't follow a guy that p's on his house
trying to Now you will die, Great Tea, don't be stupid.
You're gonna die, Rob Shooter, what about you? What do
you do that? You don't have a really unhealthy obsession
with Eliza Manelli but really unhealthy? What makes you feel?
What makes you feel? Talking about healthy? Because this is
all I think about my thinks about Liza all the time.
(11:57):
I just think about it, like from by myself. I think,
what's used to doing? Right now? You were in a
hotel and she was staying down the hall from me. Once. Yeah,
I love her On Arrested Development, I just loved her.
I love her, I love everything about her. Okay, but
this is something you don't talk about talk because it's unhealthy.
Like you can be like a Liza Minellie fan and
day and actually that's quite normal, but you can't be
(12:17):
like I think about like what would lie to say?
I have conversations with Liza. I really do like that.
Sometimes I see like a sparkly like like, oh that
lovely a Liza. You're talking, you're by the way, you're
in a room that you're safe room. Yeah, we only
have millions of people. To New Jersey law, great tea
(12:38):
could be fined up to two thousand dollars or ninety
g's and jail according to New Jersey law. But its
proper for it's his property. He's for peeing out. He's
still outside though no nobody sees me. Well see if
they do see you, that's public lewdness. Hide in the bush,
the tps in the woods. But did anyone did anyone
look up why you should not pe peeing be peeing
(12:59):
on electricity? The problem is that, according to Live science
dot com, MythBusters says that it's not likely because likely
you're in as soon as it leaves, your body goes
into a little droplets, individual droplets, and so it's unlikely.
That hard to get a sustained stream to conduct the electricity.
I saw that episode, but yeah, I don't enjoy it.
(13:24):
It's just I don't know. I remember the story about
the guy that being on the third rail. That's like
an Old Wives talent. I believe it. If you got
close enough in this stream was like an inch long.
All right now, on the on the series, on the
no funnycake. The other thing that I do, that's that's
sort of weird that nobody knows. I told you there
(13:45):
should be tomorrow's We have sixty seconds left, so go on.
Some days I like to sit in the stairwell by
myself and cry, okay tomorrow. Done it. Several times I've
sat in the air well for yeah, like five to
seven minutes and just cry. It's good getting those emotions.
(14:05):
Cry with you that goes home and sits in his
own pee and cries, we gotta. I did it yesterday
from the sales floor down to the to the lobby.
I sat there in the in the stairwell. Are you crying?
I don't know. I just I felt it was it
was coming over me and I just sat down and
anybody see, you know, And then I buy the way.
That's fine, Yeah, that you know what I think. I
(14:27):
think it's sort of healthy to be in tune with
your emotions. You want to go cry it out. Absolutely,
at least he's not peeing in the stairwell. So I
cried yesterday and then I left. That's true, all right,
And then he cried in the car the way home.
Any mentioned and I mentioned I don't do my ties.
I mentioned, that's so weird. Like then, you guys try
(14:48):
to pee outside today, you'll really like it. I live
in the city. I don't know. I live downtown. I
can get away with it. Fifteen minute Morning Show
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