172- Singing in the Shower - 12/18/17

The show talks about staying back in NY and singing in the shower!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Present Morning Show. This is different. Rob Shooter
is joining. I just wanted in the building to get
my Christmas which I didn't get from anybody. How did

(00:24):
you get? Rob Shooter? That's what they call in the business.
I get it means everybody else's in Miami. That's what
he needs under study well along with Bethany Dave Brody.
My name is Gary. Welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show.
And uh, yeah, everyone's in Miami enjoying the sun and
uh whatever else is down there? Can I can? I? Uh,

(00:46):
you were on the podcast on Friday with Elvis. Bethany
was not, and Rob Shooter. I want you to imagine
that you were a full time member of the Morning
shoot It and I want you to answer this question.
Elvis honestly asked us this question. I said, so a
bunch of us are going to Miami for the the
jingle Ball, spend the entire weekend in Miami. The company's
paying for it. You guys don't feel left out, do you?

(01:07):
Why would he say that? I'd be like, oh, oh,
you know that's what Johnny vissance. She died. It's a
horrible place like. Yeah, that was the first thing that
popped into my head. Book I do like in life generally,
I like the invite, but I like to be able
to say no everything. I'm not going. There's absolutely zero

(01:29):
chance to be going. But he still want the invite
Stephen jingle Ball this year and he didn't last year.
I was furious in New York. In New York, I
didn't go, but I did want the invite. Of course,
you want to know they want you at the wedding,
so you don't want to go. You want to go.
Bethany wasn't feeling well last few days. An understand she

(01:49):
was sick on her birthday, happy birthday. And so the
plane ticket and the hotel room already paid for at
that point, and I upgraded myself to more leg room.
You really sick, really, And Garrett, did your phone go
off with asking you to sub in and take the
hotel room in the flight? No, it didn't. It subbed
in for a different reason. So Scary Mr Popularity decided

(02:12):
to book himself for two things, one for an event
here in New York on Friday at a cell phone
store in Brooklyn, and the other being in Miami, so
he chose the latter be Miami. I said, okay, fine, Scary,
I'll do you a favor and go there. So I'm
outside on Friday afternoon in Brooklyn, New York, and it's cold,

(02:32):
not just cold, a blizzard. I'm standing outside on a
corner of a cell phone store. So I decided, let
me call, let me face time Scary Jones. Scary picks
up with the pool side as they're eating sushi. Here's
there's he looks, he looks skinnier on the cell phone.

(02:55):
For you, when you had to go to do those
public appearances, what are they like? It depends. It really depends.
Like I just did one at um An Altar Beauty,
which was maybe the most fun I've ever had because
it was you're at alta, so everyone who comes has
other things to do, like they can go shopping, right,

(03:16):
So it was for it cosmetics. I love them. I
know a lot about them. So we could play with
makeup and then they could leave and like, but I've
done them. The worst I've ever done is when I
had to sit at a grocery store at a table.
This is in Minnesota, at a table when the so
when the grocery store. Automatic glass doors open, and the
family walks in. Here's Bethany sitting at a table alone

(03:39):
with one balloon and coupon, and it was and then
the radio station logoes everywhere, and no one knows who
you are, No one cares. And then like two people
care to bless and people know who are they come.
Then you you're like so excited and you're more excited
than them. Pictures and you talk and you talk and

(04:00):
you talk, and then they don't leave, and now it's
five minutes and you don't know what to talk to
each other about. So it's like it totally depends on what.
That's just like how long you have to stay two
hours usually just about what did you do last? I
love it when you do that. It was a cell
phone store. Here's a problem with cell phone stores. You

(04:22):
only go into a cell phone store if you need
a cell phone, no matter, unless unless the royals are
they're doing an appearance. They're the same thing with car dealership.
You're going to a car dealership if you need or
want a car. You're not going to somebody. So I
want to buy a car, I turn up with a
car dealership, And it's true, you'll sit in the car. No,

(04:43):
you're We're standing in a corner at a table. There's
usually a DJ there, so it's very loud. Yeah, and
the most of the people who are shopping are confused.
You're standing there. You have a couple of interns and
up in a cardboard box that you can put, you know,
full tickets or whatever. And most people and then the
people who come in to get the tickets or whatever

(05:06):
aren't gonna probably buy a car to a just selling yourself.
You are loved by everybody. You're just being silly. Next
time you do what, I'm gonna come and say hello.
I went to actually buy a car at a dealership
that has a that has a partnership with a rock station.
It's not something that we deal with. They deal with
other companies and is a rock station. So I'm in
there and and I'm asking the deal I said, you know,

(05:26):
in this car here boo do out rocks the streets.
And then and the DJs like, oh that was Metallica,
And I'm like so um, the antelock breaks are standing
on this car right now, warm New Jersey's rock. It's

(05:50):
not always a good fit. Do you guys sing in
the shower do you do? But have you ever been
called out for singing in the shower? No, because it's
usually dulcet tone and everyone's so happy to hear it.
But have you ever had a composure of a song
critique you in the shower? Hey, Rob shooter, what are
you doing on this weekend? Yester weeking shower? And my

(06:13):
husband's a song writer. Just you're coping a batter in
the Barton. So I'm in the shower yesterday singing a
new song that they wrote, and I'm singing it out
and I'm really enjoying myself and I'm lost in the moment,
and I hear from the other room singing it the
way we wrote it. I dropped my soap, so it

(06:38):
ended well singing it the way we wrote it. Kerry
riffs some beldy rude? Do you think? Do you think
he called Barry and goes you will not believe what
to our song? They have done that. They've had people
cover their songs and sometimes they don't like what they do.

(06:59):
Were you singing cobra caband going to Okay? Who has
who has covered a French songs? I can't tell you
who said? Really, I'm good at gospining about my own stuff.
The reason I still marriages I sort of got a
little both. Okay, they have had people recorded, and Barry's
also recorded other people's songs that they haven't liked. And

(07:21):
they let you know, by the way, a little known
fact that the song I write the songs that make
the whole world thing. Barry Manlow did not write that
nothing right? That song Bruce from the Beach Boys. And
what the lyric is, it's a very clumsy written song
because what it's meant to be is I am music
and I write the song, so it's not about Barry

(07:41):
the singer. I know this sounds ridiculous, but the lyric
is meant to be I am music and music writes
the song. Did Bruce write that you're Bruce write that song?
Or no? From the Beach Boys? One of them boys
made a lot of money for the Beach Boys. What
you want to do is say the story is when
when Dolly Parton wrote I Will Always Love You, she

(08:01):
says that she opens an open a bank account. When
Whitney recorded it, she bought the bank. So what you want,
so everybody thinks you want what you want? Whitney Houston
to sing that song at Christmas before key changes. That's
like sabulous, fabulous and at the beginning where it's just
Whitney a cappella and love you. Now do you sing

(08:24):
that in the shower? Yeah? I do. I of Whitney.
I don't. I don't really think I have a good voice.
But this is very new to me because I thought
I was Pavarotti. I thought I had a marvelous voice.
That probably that's probably true. It's probably true. So what
is what is your robshooter? What is your go to
shower song? I do? I used to work for bon Jovi. Shit,

(08:54):
that's so good. It sounds just like her orchestra is
going to come in, Labe. You're so just Whitney, but
not a clarinet, just Whitney. I'll think of you step

(09:19):
what makes us? Wait for it? Give it to me? Whitnight.
They come in, listen and vince David David Foster. Yeah,
we can't play too much of it though, because David
Foster produced that. He said when he originally Gorton never

(09:41):
not going to have the a cappella at the beginning.
They said, it makes sense. Dolley Carton version I like him.
So Dolly wrote this first, and then Whitney just so
she was doing The Bodyguard and they wanted a massive,
massive song for the Bodyguard, so they screened The Bodyguard.
They said there's not enough music in it, and she's

(10:02):
a singer in The Bodyguard. Said we've got to put
more music in it. And Kevin Foster found that song.
So he found the Dolly song. He was not Clive Davis,
it was not Whitney Houston. It was Kevin what's the
name of it, David Foster, the one that's in the
movie Ken. So he said this should be the song.
And at first Whitney was like yeah, and then she
sat down with David Foster and that's what we got.

(10:24):
And that's what we hear is actually a demo that's
not the finished version that we're gonna put more instruments
in it. There wasn't a key change. They're going to
cut the beginning, and Whitney hearst and said this is
the song. The Dolly Parton version is sweeter, sweeter, and
the Whitney Houston version of these songs. But Rob Shooter
was singing in the shower yesterday, thank you for that

(10:45):
singing in the shower. That should be a good carry okay.
And then and then get critiqued by the songwriter. That's fine,
you're horrible. My go to my go to shower song
first and foremost is the Beauty of the Beast, song
that bell sings when the first something sweet, ye something,
the provincial town one. That's my song. That's my jam.

(11:12):
I do all know, I do all the parts. I do,
I do the villagers, I do accents. There's feathers coming
out of the shower for some reason. Yeah, Bertie, what's
your go to shower song? Um? I sing kisses rock
and roll all night because the drums are yes, yes,
What do you plang on the shower for your drums? Venus? No?

(11:36):
My hands? Yeah? Yeah, because it's an easy or you
could slap it against your belly or your legs. It's
a really easy drum song. So you can do your
own music. Are you just ringing? You're just rinsing off
at that point because your hands are busy drumming. Yeah,
well I drum and as I'm drumming, I'm slashing the
SuDS off. Do you use a shampoo and a conditioner

(11:57):
That would be double waste in my case, do you yeah, no,
use a two in one No. No, but you look
at you, you have long, luxurious hair stuff. I put
shampoo in my hand and it says shampoo on your
private areas body washing. Answer the question, I use dander
of shampoo down there because I'm flaking. No, I don't.

(12:19):
I don't do that. No, I don't use shampoo down there.
I use as No. No, I use shampoo them on
my head. Hair shampoo into your arms. Now you soap soap?
What do you do in the SHOWERW just curious because
some people, whatever they say your hair, they think of shampoo. No.
I also don't use a loofer. Don't use a spot see.

(12:41):
I think in a shower they always look a bit dirty.
I feel like you're you're you're putting in an extra
middle man. How long put the soap on the body?
I think the soap something else to then soap. I'm
not washing a car. And you know how some of
my new session is in the bathroom. I saw on
the show that when you've your toilet charicles, germs spread everywhere.

(13:03):
If your toothbrush is near your top, which in most
Manhattan parts of the apartments, they in my toilet. If
you listen to the Elvis Durant Show every six months,
you would know that we talked about that all the time,
the charicles. Well, I hadn't thought that that. So what
I did is I found a very private place for
my toothbrush. Would you wear in your but I have

(13:25):
a have a cabinet nowet and cabinets that was even
looking to buy a little glass top to put on
top like a shot glass, all obsessed with it, very victorious,
and then I decided to just shut the little the
loop Greg Tea save that problem. He just doesn't brush
his teeth. I also read somewhere that you know you
have those dacent hand hand dryers and like the blades. Yes,

(13:48):
they said that can fling germs up to tend me
bind you close them off you lustily. I don't stand
tend feed behind me because yes, because you don't. Not
everybody washes their hands well enough interesting, so you're just
see I I always think they're gonna bite me when
I put my hands in those little well one in

(14:09):
every actually is a real blade that comes down and
cuts your hand off. What by the way, I don't
feel very masculine in those because you have to put
your hands in like you're showing your engagement ring, like oh,
look at my, my, my manicure, and it's not a
great like they should be. They should be like at
eye level or a little bit low, like like you're

(14:31):
shooting guns, like one for each hand. Like do you
when you go to the bathrooms in public, do you
stand in the next one to a guy or do
you leave a space. That's a whole another part. If
I'm paranoid about my masculinity with a hand dryer, you
know I'm standing three yearnals away from the other guy. Please,

(14:52):
there's doe. And on that note,