187 - Sting , Shaggy and The Flu - 1/24/18

We lost a few members of the show BUT a few are still not sick! Plus we have an opportunity to run into a famous famous singer.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?
Whatever has happened to us? Where is everyone? Garrett? I
don't know. I feel like we're in a freaking movie.
We're in a movie where we are the loan to survivors.

(00:26):
Right now, there's another survivores, Bethany's on our way. Hopefully,
hopefully this plague has not overtaken Bethany. Please, none of
us need to get sick anymore. This is it. So
if you're listening to this right now, my name is Garrett,
of course that is Danielle. You're fifteen minute morning show
up and running on an interesting day. Yes, a lot

(00:46):
of sickies. So the week started with uh with ore,
one of our producers, Dave Brody, being outsick. Yeah, got it, Okay,
it happens. Then after that Josh Josh, poster boy, Josh
goes down for the count, followed by your Ritza. Now, yesterday,
when your Ritza was was down, Nate started to feel

(01:08):
a little bit of tickle in his throat, and Elvis
was kind of wishy washy saying I might be getting something.
Then come to today, which is Wednesday, January, there's about
four of us left. We welcome Bethany back, there's Bethany. Hello, Hello, Hello, Wait, Bethany,
are you feeling okay? Because you weren't here on time.

(01:29):
We're just making sure you weren't being bitten by anything. No,
I'm good. I was recording commercials. I was not happy.
You're still okay to gotten the bug. It's to the
point now where if somebody doesn't show up to anything
on time, we're like, oh, they got it. We just
had a bunch of guests come in and get like
a quick tour, and they all we made them all.
You have just like a parent, like a like a

(01:50):
parent would after a sick child. I am purelling my
children from head to toe. Well, let's check in, Kathleen.
Are you feeling okay? Anything wrong with your throat, your nose?
What color? Here are your boogers? I'm okay, but I
wouldn't mind having the flu right now, like you could
use a few days off. I'm sitting at Bertie's microphone
and might just lick it. Let me just tell you though,
I had the flu, not this past Christmas. Last Christmas,

(02:12):
I woke up on Christmas Eve with a hundred and
five fever. It is the worst feeling and I had
the flu shot. It is the worst feeling. I have
never ever felt that sick in my life. Like I
every bone in my body heart, I couldn't move, I
didn't want to move. I wore a mask around the house.
It was like, it's those muscle aches. Let's play a game.

(02:36):
There's only a few loan survivors left. So there's Bethany,
there's Kathleen, there's Danielle, there's myself. They're scary and Greg
t who's the next one to go? No, we're not
jinxing anybody. They don't happen, Danielle. I mean, look, Elvis
is Elvis is never. I think it back tomorrow. It
won't be scary, scary, doesn't get sick. I think it's
gonna be baby Jack. Jake has a weak immune system.

(02:58):
The worst immune system is John. Josh has the Yeah,
I think Josh and then Jake. I have a really
lone survivor that is left standcary, scary, scary. Some he's
like Teflondon, he really is. He does. He's like say,
just doesn't get sick, you know. I bet he was

(03:18):
one of those kids who had perfect attendance in school.
I think he was didn't you say that one, because
you know what, I think part of it is that
he has such a routine. He does the morning show,
he does whatever meetings he has, He goes home, he
takes a nap, like a lot of nap, and then
he wakes up and yeah, and then he wakes up
at like six pm. He edits the phone tap and
then he does whatever he has to do and sushi. Yeah,

(03:41):
this is why, this is why he doesn't get sick.
He takes a nap exactly that. It makes all the
world of difference getting sleep for your musicism. Sometimes I nap,
sometimes I not so much. You have time now, the
time time, and I try to get a lot of
stuff done before the kids come home from school, because
I don't want to drag them everywhere. And then they
have their own, you know, schedules at their age, and

(04:02):
then I want to if they get their home. She's
Madam is alive, Sam, She'll be fine because she does yoga.
That does not make fine. Those hot t rooms they
breed germs, like if you're sick, if you're really sick,

(04:22):
you cannot go to hot yoga. Those germals will spread
like wildfire. I politely request that you we're checking in
with everyone. How are you feeling? I feel fine, and
I doubt that was not confident, that is, before you
jump to your crazy conclusions. It's because I don't want
to manifest it, so I don't like answering that question. Wait,
so you you think you say you're not fine, You're no.

(04:44):
I say I'm fine, and I'm afraid by saying I'm fine.
Old Germ is going to hear me like on the
Musa X commercial, not like an Oprah thing where you
put it out into the world and it happened. Oph
is not the only one who does that. She's just
the most famous. You mean the boogie on the Musa Yeah, yeah,
by the way, I love that. What's that actor's name
on Curly Hair? The music? Next guy? I'm alone in
this room? Never mind, I don't know, does it? So?

(05:07):
Before we started recording this and I was pure, purelling
my hands to the tenth degree. You really can't get sick.
You have a new baby, Gosh, you can't get so
trust me. I'm planning lawsuits for everyone. Here happens. I
was in an elevator. Now, I'll give everyone one guess.
It's a I met a pair of artists. Two artists. Wait,

(05:28):
is this an m Night Shamalan movie that are working together?
That are working together? Um, but it was a very
cool duo that I just met in the elevator on
the way up here in CAMULAO. Probably no, but that
would be cool. Are they working together? Just to guess,
no more, no more clues are they? I just needed
j Lo and Cardi B. That's a great guess. But no?

(05:48):
Is it music related? Wait that something already happened or
is going to happen both and so obviously they're not
going in. So I'm thinking it's power when off five
they could on But Kathleen and Sam No, but again
it was close to her, but not happening. Kathleen les
guest before I give the answer, No, one Shaggy and

(06:12):
one stinglevator is right down the hallway from us right now,
Bethany want you want to take the phone and go
to k to you and see if they're still there. Wait,
that's a great idea the podcast. It was a very
sexual elevator ride. First, he's like a sexual Shaggy. I

(06:37):
know they were doing they were doing a Shaggy's charity
in Jamaica right around New Year's and I guess they
made a ton of new music and wow they made
they already had a song that they but it was
it was one of the a one one of those
things where you never know who you're going to run into.
But I was, you know, I hit the elevator button
and then and then to come back up to the
radio station, and you know a crew of people, everyone

(06:58):
wearing leather jackets. You know, it's New York, New York
called outside. And look to my right, they're shaggy. Look
to my left, the sting sting exude. We'll go ahead
and drop me because I have to describe the exution.
Did he exude No, that's pot Daniel. Did he exude

(07:19):
calmness and like zen? No? Because the one thing I
just started thinking, I'm I'm sure he did, because he
the one with the T brand it's Moby is I
do kind of what do you twelve? I know he
sings that song that everybody covers. Oh, please sing it
for us, Kathleen police sing it went about the police

(07:42):
sing it, saying it the police was the name of
the bandying about nine one one, that one with the police. Yeah, Cragile,
which is my favorite song of all time. And he's
saying three ships, my favorite Christmas song of all time.
I mean, I know Sting is a big deal because
it's the name Sting. Is he back? Just you don't

(08:07):
have some Can I be your midway? Have to sing
the song? You don't have to s feel the tingles
into the j. I see what you're saying, favorite Christmas song.
J Tingles might because everyone's secret. You might want to

(08:30):
get that. Check the fight you get a lot of
I did a U t I last week, thing better, better, better, Now,
Good Christmas Christmas. I saw three come and you go
find him Lee, because I don't look camera ready and
he can't fall in love with you. Don't look camera ready.

(08:52):
I'm wearing a freaking hoodie and I look like I
have the flu like everyone else around here, and I'm
standing next to two superstars. Yeah, but you're not trying
to sleep with him, right different, I'm just playing and
not sleep with him. He is married, right right, right, right,
right right. I don't are they married or they lived together?
For the one that has like crazy Tantrica. We were

(09:16):
at the Grammy Awards one year in l A and
I took my mom and I introduced my mom to
Elton John and that was cool. My mom saw a
sting from across in the white She's like, it's so.
I said, okay, come on, I'll bring you over there.
We'll go say hid. They did their eyes lock across
the room and then all of a sudden, down did

(09:36):
she get stopped. Wife was there and I don't wanted
to that's the light. My mom would have never done that.
She almost got me fired the first year I started
working here, because we were backstage in an event and
she saw Harry Connick Jr. And we're talking in her
eyes school over she goes, I'm just gonna go say hi,
And me and Brody both say to her, you know what,

(09:57):
maybe don't. She goes, I'm just She starts back, going
away slowly, and the tiptoes over to him and whispers,
I just want you to know you should do more
with theater because I love it. It's so good. And
she feels like, if your body language is hunched over
and you make your neck disappear, that you're not threatening.
And what did he say? He didn't say anything. His
eyes got really big and I could just see in

(10:18):
the back of his mind like that. He's not the
nice really he creeped out. I don't know. He comes
across very nice on his TV. I love his TV show,
but I've heard I've heard some So I just sent
a text asking how long would Shaggy and Sting be
at the other radio station. I have a perfect opener.
We still have a bottle of that m alcohol that

(10:40):
Shaggy brought us. Do you remember that cake he brought
in that he made with that alcohol? But it's like coconut,
but it'll put hair on your chest. I want to
know they're sitting in the studio, how much pot is
smoked between Uncle drank and what kind of music comes
out of a session like that? Chill, very chill, upbeat,

(11:02):
happy music. There's not a sad song that comes out
of those two together. We don't know. They might be
covering kids bop songs, so kids bops right, only original
things and give We have an opportunity at where we
work to run into insane amount of celebrities, but to
be a part of just an elevator ride where Sting
is there right is pretty insane. It's crazy. That's what

(11:25):
I love about our building that we have so many
different shows and things going on that you really never
know who you're going to run into, because they're not
all coming for you. Guys. Yesterday I was in the
hallway and somebody said, oh my gosh, do you know
who that was? And he's like that was the ex
president or something of Mexico, Like what who? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
he's like he's doing all the social media and he's
doing all of the network. They're leaving now, Bethany, they

(11:49):
are leaving right now because I don't Danielle wait the
movie that person who's like he will recognize you just
wants to leave the place I want to, but I will.
I will extend the podcast an extra few minutes. No,

(12:10):
I don't want to be that person. It's totally fine.
I don't like to do it unless it's an organic meeting.
I don't want to just run up to someone and
be like, what if you never have the chance to
meet stings, you could fake organic or just see him.
You don't even have to say, He'll walk by and
I'll see him, and that's fine. I don't. I'm not
the kind of person who's just going to run up
and be like, we have nothing in common, except I
just wanted to meet you because like he doesn't care,

(12:31):
He just wants to go about his day. How do
you know, But he's he would be grateful that you're
you're a fan, as as would I be grateful that
he is here. And he's also a legend and a
fan of his work. And we love Shaggy and everything
that he's done. So you don't go do it, Garett.
He's the I could take the board. Here's the thing,

(12:53):
like Shaggy Shaggy knows Elvis, yeah, and Shaggy knows you
Daniells Scoop Shaggy Shaggy. But Shaggy is not going to
remember me, absolutely not because he's only met me once
or twice. But he has that even though even though
you know he doesn't know you, he will make it
as if he does know you to make you feel

(13:15):
like he knows. It's just not just not it's not
what I do. I don't know. I just it's organic
and it happens. It does. But I'm not I say,
you go, I guess Shaggy's alcohol just walk through the
hallway taking swigs and then be like, oh my god,
totally organics. So weird that I bumped into alcohol. I
feel like there are certain celebrities that I would just

(13:37):
be like, yeah, whatever, you know, like you know you
do it for us. Daniel Delilio would would stop Daniel Delillolo. No,
it's fine, No, it's it's a big time celebrity. I
feel like, and I don't have another chance to meet that.
I did that with Kevin Hart and I might have

(13:57):
chased him. It's like, I don't want to meet so
when just to meet them, Like, what what's the I
just I want to meet someone, like if we're gonna
work together on something or if like we're going to
become buds. I don't want to work together. That's why
I'm not like running out to meet him. I like,
if we was like on the opportunity, what if what
if I set it up? No? Mis right now that
you can you could say hello to them. It's not

(14:19):
about saying you're not listening to me. It's not about
saying hello. It's about meeting somebody if there is an
opportunity to get to know each other on a human level.
But if it's just to say hi, there's no there's
no point to me because of what you're not getting anything.
What am I getting proof that I met him? What's
the What's that? What I got out of the elevator ride?
The like holy organic? A topic for the podcast moment

(14:41):
Let me tell you if David Beckham was outside right now.
I don't care about collaborating. No, I'd like to collaborate.
I would be good. Rise minute more an shell