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April 18, 2018 15 mins

Times have changed, and Skeery's first kiss was with his cousin...

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis Presents What Happened. I'm sitting there today. We had
two pieces of snail mail that came in, not one.
Usually what snail mail, real mail mailman, that's that's when

(00:27):
you sk car go to the post office, Dancy. Isn't
that crazy though? Did it come from a prisoner? Because
a lot of times prisoners sent us letters. No, neither
one were prisoners. Elvis read one of them on the
air and then got the other one after the show.
But I just found it so odd that we didn't
get not one, but two pieces of snail mail in
the same day. Normally it's just like you didn't get

(00:47):
to You just said we didn't get one, we got
to butt one. We got not to we got to.
But but that's kind of crazy because you know what
they are. We allowed to know. One of them was
a personal email to Elvis from is either one handwritten
or at least they both typed. If you handwrite a letter,
you got time. Let's see how I'm not that one

(01:08):
is typed. I'm impressed by handwritten letters. They're both type.
I'm impressed Fury took that long to open up Elvis's mail. No,
but it's it's kind of cool that people actually write
stuff out printed on paper, and I think those are
the most important, like thank you letters. If you have
something to thank someone about, handwrite it and and give

(01:29):
it to them that way. Danielle and we have a
client that, um we do sales for. We do we do?
You know, we do these commercials for and every time
we finish a campaign, they send us a handwritten thank you,
and it's it really makes all the difference in the world. Yeah,
it really does. They do take the time every time

(01:50):
to say it's great working with you. Every single campaign
they said that, and they'd really, I'm the guy with
a magnified glass. I'm looking to see. Is this that
they do this to everybody? Because it's a lot of
radio stations in the country to air these commercials, and
we're like, I'm looking like, how did they take the
time and energy to individually write each one of us? No, handwritten.
It's really so lovely because also you know how things

(02:10):
go and trends. It's like what's old is new. People
are starting to open up these papery companies and there
are these what what's it called Kathleen the really fancy writing.
I almost said hieroglyphics. By the way, I understand that
Kathleen is all things fu fu. Yeah that's true at all. No, No,

(02:30):
I just I just mean you're an expert on like
you you know, trending, trendy e stuff, right, But but
when you needed to know what calligraphy was, you looked
and singled her out as if she'd be the only
person in the room. She took the class. I took
class one. So I was asking, because okay, can I
just interject for a second week, Yes, scary and I

(02:51):
have a segment on our Brooklyn Boys podcast where people
know but people send us pictures of spelling errors or
funny signs that are you know, would mistakes. And we
got one this week that was a calligraphy feed thank
you note and it said thank you for being a
part of our wedding. And they used a part as
one word, and so that means the people who through

(03:12):
the party spelled it wrong and the calligrapher didn't catch it,
for shame on both of you and the errors. And
that's that to me, that's like, um, thank you, that's
what I said that there. If you use the apart
that means separate from. You're gonna be separate from. You know,

(03:32):
there's actually a statistic that says, you know, how, at
weddings you're able to feed your partner cake, and sometimes
people do it politely, and sometimes people shove it in
each other's faces. There was actually a study done that
there is a higher rate of divorce. Danielle, do you
know what you did? Don't say you know? What did
you do? You know you did? Okay, so three of
us in this room. I'm married. Let's tell us that

(03:55):
and then we'll tell you what we did. Okay, If
you shove cake in your partner's face the fun way,
that's a high your percentage of divorce. I did Oh no, No,
I did not do it the fun way. What I
fed the cake too hard? No, we squished it on
each other's noses. I fed the cake to myself every night. Scary,

(04:17):
there's still time for you, you know, not really, that's
what he calls it. But that's because he's alone in
his house. Did you hear what Barbara Bush was saying?
When they played clips of Barbara Bush? Um, you know,
since she just passed away, they paying clips of things
that she has said, and she was saying that the
most important thing in your life is your family. They'll
never get time to spend, you know, with your family,

(04:39):
your kids, your you know, your loved ones. Again, well,
and I kept thinking about Scary. I don't know why
I kept thinking about that. Scary one day may look
back and say I should have done this. I don't
know why I thought of you. Okay, you need to Scary.
Watch the show Adam Ruins everything you are you familiar
with that I haven't watched it. Last night I watched

(05:00):
an episode that was about um babies and marriage and
divorce and all that stuff. No, no, you will like
to watch it because it was Adam like at the
end of the episode is to summarize He's like, yeah,
it's love and personal relationships and fulfillments that's important to everybody.
That doesn't mean necessarily a spouse or having a baby. Like,
there's so many different things that lead to that same

(05:21):
exact feeling. He goes, yeah, So if you don't want
to what's the big like it was? It was, really
you should watch it? Can I can I quote Barbara
Bush as well, because they played a clip this morning
and it's not a negative. I want to just tell
you how times have changed. So um. By the way,
what a great story. Married seventy three years. She married
the first man she kissed. He was seventeen, she was sixteen.

(05:44):
He started a party, had a friend and she said,
I want to meet that girl, and he met her
and then and that was the first guy she had
dated at sixteen. They got married years later, but the
only man she ever kissed. Yeah, but anyway saw it
in nineteen didn't know he was doing it wrong. That's
how great is that? For ever? So in nineteen ninety
she gave a speech at Wesley, Wesley College, right Wesley

(06:05):
and Wesley and right Old Girls School, and she was
talking about how great and amazing the women who graduate
that college or which there. It's a great school. And
she said, think about it, ladies, someday you may be
married to the president of the United States. And and
then she made a joke like good luck to him,
meaning because you're so powerful like she was. She was
sort of many people think she they call it the enforcer,

(06:25):
that she was the power behind the marriage, like she
was the she made sure he did what she wanted,
even he was president. She had the balls in the relationship.
But my point was that was it didn't occur to
people to say, someday you could be president. And so
nothing about Barbara Bush because she's old school and it
was a long time ago, and and and a and
a great role model. But times have changed since nineteen

(06:48):
where if somebody said that, now people go, how could
you say that? And what you meant was today would
be some day, ladies, you could be president of United States.
That's all just something I thought of as again, father
of three daughters. It struck me now, but again, if
I can just segway again. Bill Maher did a great
thing on Real Time Friday Night where we talked about

(07:08):
people who are now watching movies and TV shows from
years ago. Yeah, Molly ring I know you did. Molly Ringwald,
who was in Breakfast Club, which was and all time
classic teen college high school film, she did an article
and she said she's embarrassed by the things that were
in that movie. The sexual oppression, the like that me

(07:29):
too movement stuff would be like all over it, like
there's just it's not a sexual touching and things that
are inappropriate, and like she's embarrassed by that movie. And
Bill mar if you have a chance to look for
the segment. It was in his New Rules segment. He
talks about people who are like my daughters where they
watch friends and like that's offensive. That's offensive. The fat
shaming Monica and all these things. You go, you you

(07:49):
can't criticize people for not being woke if they didn't
know what woke was or what like. There's things we
do now that people will be offended by in twenty years.
How could they have done that have understand it? Well, yeah,
it goes all the way back to the days of
the Tom and Jerry and the Bugs Bunny cartoons, Like
there were you don't hit people with a mallet now
there was, there was, there was so many there were

(08:12):
so many things that were acceptable in the nineteen one
and fifties when those cartoons were created that now you
look at them and you're like, oh my god. Peque
with the skunk used to go right up to the
female skunk and kiss or without asking, oh just forced
himself on exact. Can't get away with that. And there
was a lot you know, there was a lot of
a lot of racism in those cartoons too. A lot

(08:34):
of them don't air anymore. Right, That's why Rude off
the Red Nose Reindeer. It promotes bullying and makes me sad.
Oh yeah, you're kind of right. It shows bullying, but
it doesn't call it bullying. No, it doesn't call it.
But then he runs away and you don't want to
like tell kids that it's okay to run away, and

(08:54):
it gets chastis like that doesn't apologize, but he does
come back and shove his nose and everybody these butts
and say, hey, I'm leading the slang. That's rightshole Christmas. Yeah, well,
that's like one of my favorite shows ever, Dawson's Creek.
If they were going to have a remake of that,
there's in the first season, there's this whole thing where
a high school student has an affair with his teacher.

(09:18):
That would would be okay. Yeah, it wasn't okay back
then though still I don't know, maybe, but now they
could never put that in a TV show. Underage relationship,
that would never fly. Really, no five of them back
then they were yea at that point doing the teacher,
where do you enjoy the line? What about what? Inappropriate

(09:41):
comedy films movies from the like nineties and well that
that was that was That was Bill Mar's point is
you can't have a line in the past. You can't.
You can know. You can look at a movie, you
can watch friends and say wow, wow, we probably wouldn't
do that. Come along. You can't say don't watch it
it's offensive because it wasn't offensive. Then it's no from
them watching. Whether it was whether it was racism in

(10:02):
movies years ago or or segregation. It's terrible. But you
can't not watch a movie because and Gone with the
Wind there were people that were treated unfairly as minorities.
You have to go look at that. That is the
way it was back then. It's terrible, But what a
great film that captured the time. Then yeah, well that's
like using uber now. Like if you told somebody in
the eighties or early nineties then the future, we're going

(10:23):
to call strangers on our phone, contact strangers, give them
our home addresses, and they come pick us up and
I don't even know who they are. Uh yeah. People
would have been like, what you can't do that, that's
dangerous and we do it all the time now. Yeah.
They scares the hell out of me. It's a place
those list like I just mean theme restaurant. I'm going

(10:46):
to make the worst mother. I'm already saying things that
would make my kids gosh, dart it. Can I ask
a sidetrack question that Brodie kind let's go deeper? I
speak to watch. That's what she said, the speaking to
the late first lady. She married the first guy she
ever kissed. Do you guys know what your lives would

(11:07):
be like if you married the first person you ever kissed?
He passed away, so yeah, we would be I would
be a widow. Yeah, No, I'm sad for him. Was
a cousin. I'd been married my cousin. Your cousin. She
was three, she was still your cousin. Didn't use tongue

(11:28):
on your cousin. It was in Florida, the West coast
to Florida East Coast to Florida West Coast, more than Panhandle, no,
as opposed to the southern Panhandle. I think she did not.
I think I was seven years old in it. We
was just like, oh, let's kiss. Is that the only

(11:49):
kiss you've had? What wasn't? Because you were in radio?
I was not. I don't think that's girlfriend now. I
don't know about that. You think she only use her
email address. Has do you think I know you guys?

(12:12):
I know you met because of the radio, But do
you think she's still with you now because of it? Yeah?
You can only put my bullshit with him because of
his that wallet that's not his wide has that generosity,
and they say, I must say, that's scary. Really is

(12:33):
one of the most generous people, and he gives his
time to these amazing causes, and he really is. He
is a very nice person to the funny even though
I bust his balls all the time about when you're gonna,
you know, make you know your girlfriend? Even though he
get out his cousin and I will look at him. Girlfriends,

(12:54):
marry your girlfriend. You're not related to me. I can't
marry your seven years old. And it was innocent and
there was no tongue involved. Is that supposed to be normal?
Why were you kissing hard? I don't know, you were
like exploring. I was second. What did you kiss? She
was nine a scale of one to ten. She was

(13:18):
robbin you guys. Ever talked about it afterwards? No, because
I don't even I barely remember it. You answered pretty quickly,
what's your color up right now? And remember that kiss
the only relative you've kissed. Yes, she was, it was.
It was Hold on a second, if I could my memory,
I'm trying to job either drunk a second who wasn't

(13:41):
ask anymore? He was kissing his past seven and she
was nine. And there was no tongue. There was nothing
else beyond that, just one too many capricens. And it
was in Florida, the west coast of floor. And I'm
trying to wear your hands. Not my first cousin, she
was like my third or four. You've kissed other cousins before.
He was related to me, not your last dat It

(14:03):
was a third cousin now, he was a third cousin,
twice removed by her parents when they saw kissing you.
I don't even know her last name. I remember her
first name. Were friends with her on Facebook? No, I
don't think there's the last name. Rednext game, you don't
talk to your cousin is like a third or fourth
cous after that? Would you? That's not that bad? Third
or fourth? That's that's pretty far. Don't know. It took

(14:24):
scary a long time to get to that. Are you
sure it was? Her name was him? You know what?
I bet it still is Kim. Well, I don't know
if she's alive or not, it would still be Kim though,
your sister, not your brother, brother. What are you talking about.
It's just like a dark her name, her name was Kim.
It still is Kim, but I don't know I'm going

(14:44):
to do. That's how names were. It's like somebody texted, say,
did you know Barbara Bush was a native of Queen's
He's couldn't changed her name. Where was its cold fifteen
minute morning show

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