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May 29, 2018 16 mins

Garrett has to confess to screwing SOMETHING up to the podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(01:03):
your on your podcast? Firm Elvis Represents. Yes, I brought
you back into the studio after we did our podcast
a few minutes ago, just because you love seeing my face. Yes,

(01:24):
and the fact that I screwed up see severely. See
now I would be mad, but everyone does this. I
hit record. We did a fantastic podcast for five people.
The five people that were in the room no more
than ten minutes ago. It was me, you Webb, girl,

(01:47):
Kathleen Andrew, our friend Brooklyn Danielle. We're talking about the weekend.
Everything was going right, everything felt great, felt like a
million dollars. It was one of those Wow, you know,
given we didn't solve any of the world's problems, have
fun doing it right. I'm dying over here. Yeah, I

(02:07):
go to export it export the fifteen minute morning show.
I'm getting a different audio as if we were hijacked
by another show, where we weren't. It was just one
of those technical glitches where if I try to even
explain it or come close to it, you'll fall asleep.
As you listening to this podcast. You ever have one
of those days where you trying to do something and
just every single thing doesn't work you. I mean, I'm

(02:29):
sure you've run into this situation before, right, Yeah, where
you've done something a project. Oh wait, let's tell everybody
one by one, this is gonna be a fun game. Andrew.
Andrew hit that mike right there, so you know why
I brought everybody back in here. Well, hold on, let's
put you up. Make sure that's going. So we did
a fantastic podcast. You stopped in, said a low. Um,

(02:51):
I went to go export it no more than ten
minutes ago, and uh it wasn't there. Yes, So now
thanks for joining us. And even so I just had
to hit the button. So Andrew just joined us, and uh, yeah,
we screwed up. Hi, everybody, we did not screw up.
I did not screw up. I screwed up. But we've
all been there before. We've done something, and you've you've

(03:13):
really royally screwed up, like you know, wasted fifteen minutes
of your coworkers time, like Jake. You've edited videos I'm
sure before and something cracked out or it just disappeared. Yeah,
there's been times where I literally lose all of the
footage from something that only happened once that's like a
video producer's biggest fear is losing all of your footage
and always save Andrew, what would you say is your

(03:34):
biggest mess up that you've ever uh run into while
working here? Okay, which time? Yeah, that let's be on.
Is that of all three of us in this he's
probably is the one that doesn't screw up at all hardly? Uh.
I feel like there's a time when I scheduled a
car an hour later for Elvis by accident. That's your

(03:56):
biggest mess up? Wow? You you imagine that's a big
way though, I'm sorry. Like, as an assistant, you have
to always be on time, so when you're not on
time for things, that's like, that's my mess up. That's
my version of a mess up. But how so, like
with with the podcast, we really didn't affect anything except
for me having to tell everybody. By the way, we
have to tell web girl Kathleen, so that what yell for?

(04:18):
What girl? Kathlane just saying, Hey, Garrett wants to tell
you something, Kathleen. But yeah, no, I see you for
a second, I hear you. She's gonna He's gonna tell her.
I don't want to tell out microphone. We'll put her
on that one hold on wasting time. Um, how's it going, Kathleen,
take the far Mike. Thanks for coming back in. You know, Kathleen,

(04:41):
we were just talking. We did a fantastic you know,
out of the park fifteen minute morning show right off
the three day weekend, and I went to go export it.
And you know what, was there? No another show? Another show? No? Yes,
all right, Well, let's do a rund down on what
we talked about. I alluded to the fact that a
hook on the week ends, I drink and Carol went

(05:04):
to Chipotle, Chipole, Life hacks, Jake swimming in a pool
full of snow. That's good, all right, thank you, all right,
good fift What you do during your Memorial Day weekend? Um?
Well I actually was um at my parents house. How
about that? That sounds exciting, did you very exciting? Yeah? Barbecue?

(05:30):
Oh wait, but your mom is like sausage pasta. You
can put a sausage patty on the grill an Italian barbecue.
You can't put pasta on the grill though, action okay,
you can actually cook anything on the grill. Last year,
my sister in law, my brother actually throwing a birthday
party for my niece and the oven broke and they

(05:51):
needed cupcakes. They cooked their cupcakes on the grill. What, yeah,
how do you do that melt through? Well? Because if
you like, you can make its of like a convection
up and if you get it a certain temperature inside
the grill and then you put something in, then don't
open it. So the topic we got out of this
fifteen minute morning show from my uh F up is
the time you left up at work and I just

(06:13):
had to redo something. Uh Andrew was talking about making
Elvis wait an hour for a car shot. Jake was
thank you. And in the how many years you can curse? Yeah,
just don't do too much because people get offended, like
when they said you're it's a text message saying they
didn't like cursing so much. So figure, But Kathleen, what

(06:35):
would you say, in your years of working here with
the morning show your biggest screw up that you felt
that like you had to go back and like redo,
I send out a newsletter to seventy people that the
subject line instead of saying baby Daddy said Babby Daddy.
But see something like that, I would click it. I
was like, what's a babby day. Yeah right, I don't know.
Maybe I'm a secret genius. That's not too bad. I

(06:56):
just wasted fifteen minutes of everyone in this room for
for a little bit, So I apologize on that front.
You know what, I have up so often because I
don't have editors. I just published content on the fly,
like post photos and write captions that my episodes are
so often that I can't even remember, like the really
bad ones. My dad actually said, if you're not messing

(07:18):
up at work, you're not doing a good job. So
I'm like, you know what. I yeah, So I'll be
honest with you. As I was listening to the audio
back from not our show that we just did ago,
I started contemplating, how do I cover this up? I couldn't.
I couldn't. It was one of those things where I
got to clean with you guys, because you would go

(07:39):
into the I R Radio. I can't going all right,
let's listen to that and then not hear what we
just did. There's no way of getting out of that one. Oh.
There was one time that we had Kelly Clarkson in
and I post all of the videos to our YouTube
channel at Elvis durand show on YouTube recently hit over.
Subscribers were getting a plat and plaque in the mail. Yes,
you should subscribe to listen, they should deliver that it's

(07:59):
gonna take three months. Also there but anyway ten blocks
from here, you know, seriously, So I posted her song.
It was called love So soft right, and I wrote
love so Softly. I got like seventeen emails from people
be like, you need but you know it's funny. We
I don't even maybe you saw the email, Kathleen. We

(08:20):
got one the other day. So we had Max in Yeah,
yeah again was that? Yeah? That was you. Jake spelled
Max capital M a X, yeah, like you would normally
spell maxims the performing artists. The performing artists is all
caps M capital A capital X. And this one was
bad because the email I like went down the email

(08:40):
chain that it started with him. Yeah, and he was like,
can you have them fick this again? Like this must
happen to him all the time. I mean I get
that though, but it like really it's one of the
it's not so minute, but still that's like churches, like
the band churches like they're che virches because the you
and churches is like looks like a V and so

(09:01):
they spell it out like virches really yes, so like yeah,
I would I wish they came in so you could
have put that on you, Jake, you have to go
back and edit that video. Yeah, the title, yep, what
if it was the artist formerly known as Prince when
he's going to through that symbol phase, it would just
be put the dollar signs like I thought her name,

(09:23):
like how it's pink? Still have like the exclamation does
well on YouTube, like how do you do? Yes? So
do me a favorite. Go on YouTube today on the
Elvis Duran Show and find all of Jake's mistakes. Tweet
me and tweet you for the weekend. Whenever I'm writing it,
I remember, like leave out. Yeah. I think we should

(09:45):
all change our names to make them a lot more difficult.
Your would be J four K. J four K could
be a four. Jennifer y you forgot the eye? Okay,
we could keep the You could be Andrew with two
ohs instead of e W. I was thinking a three
for the like Kesha, so the rs, I'll just put

(10:05):
a nam. We wait, gam but you will be still Garrett. Kathleen.
I feel like you could do seven thousand things for
your name. Oh my god, I don't even know cart.
People already know. My friends in high school calmed me, Cat. Well,
here's a question, do you so? Do you like? I
feel like everyone here calls me Andy. I hate the
name Andy so much. I'm sorry, did you say something Andy? Yeah?

(10:27):
Thank you? And now it's just become like common place
for people here to call me at work like, oh Andy, Andy.
So now I used to hate that name so much,
and I'm just like what I respond to it? Nobody?
Is that how it happened for you? And Cat? Yeah?
I think so. It was just like an organic thing
where I think people just the lean just that that Kathleen,
the whole name was just too much for ninth graders

(10:48):
still grown ups for me, They go hey, what's your name?
I go Garrett and they go, oh Gary. I don't
mind where they get Gary out of Garrett. Yeah. I
know people who are Gary because their name is Garrett.
Oh man, that those are two different people. But that's
Gary is a very old fashioned name. Yes, that would
be something you would name your kids. I think. Well,
like my father in law was. He passed away when

(11:09):
my husband was in like nine years old. He was Gary.
So I'm like, we should name was his full name? Yeah,
we should name one of our children Gary. I like
this very old fashioned, so maybe it will be like
a middle name. I like that name. But you know
what on the podcast you'll never hear because it never recorded.
Kathleen actually found something pretty like stupid but yet funny.

(11:30):
Oh yeah, this is so funny creating your band name.
So so, Kathleen, what do you have to do to
create your band name, your DJ name, your artist name.
It is the color of your underwear and the last
thing that you ate, all right, kath Navy hot dog?
Navy hot dog Jake. Wait, mine just changed because I
ate something else? What a yeah? In all fairness, yes,

(11:50):
in the fifteen minutes, you ate something. I used to
be black strawberry, but now in black banana. Nice. I
was just staring at me, all right, I'm just gonna
go now. Um I was, I'm gray yogurt, I'm black
cheerio che Do you know what? I was really thinking

(12:14):
that Cheerios was going to send us like a huge
box of all different types of cheeros. We can we
can make ourselves a Cheerio bar. Because on the Big
Show last week, there was they did a whole thing
about a Cheerio on the floor that nobody would pick
up one son of a bision here. That's his fault.
Can I say something about Cheerios They used to make
Team Cheerios or if anybody at Cheerios is listening right now,

(12:34):
Team a m Yes materials. They were the best creation ever.
You got your Frosted, you got your honey Night, you
got your regular all in one box. Yes, and they
used to include them all during like Olympic season. They
used to have like it was the Team Cheerios. I
have tweeted to Cheerios multiple times and they responding her

(12:54):
like it's not available. So after you go on our
Elvis Durrantio YouTube page and comment on all of Jake's mistakes,
then head over to Twitter, what's their Twitter? And send
Cheerios a message about Team Cheerios for Andrew's sake and
everyone else out there that missus Team Cheerios. I think
it's like that was what my favorite cereal growing up
because it just was a mix of everything. Their cheerio

(13:16):
a popery of Cheerio. Their Twitter is just Cheerios at Cheerios,
at Cheerios, and I tweeted them and I made a
video and everything of the cheerio that was on the
floor in the studio. Nothing silence. Why didn't they say,
I really want them to send every type of cheerio
that they have saw back on the cereal aisle was um,
rice crispy treat cereal? Okay, No. The thing with that

(13:39):
is they used to that was that's a myth that
they set off the shelf. What do you mean? Walmart
for Walmart always had it. My mom would actually drive
to a Walmart that was like thirty minutes down the
road and be like, oh, yeah, I found the rice
Crispy treats. Do you know what more than anything that
found last year? Dunk a Ruse yes by that was

(14:00):
like any time I went to school and elementary school
and they were in my lunch, I was like, this
is the greatest day. The funny thing about dunk a
ruses nobody knows this. The dipping sauce for the Dunkrew crackers.
You're always like, oh, it must be dunk A Ruse
special frosting Betty Crocker, fun fetty icing. That's it. It
was just fun fetty icing in the cup. My one
issue with dunk a ruse was aside from me not

(14:20):
having it because I was a diabetic dead doing so
if you use the cream on this on the cookie
there was cream left and you were you had to
use your finger. Yeah, yeah, that's the best part. You need,
like you need like a little spoon. Kathleen, what's your
issue with dunk ruse? I just don't like icing. I'm

(14:41):
not an icing person. You make it from scratch on.
What about Oreos? Do you eat just the cookie? I
like the Oreo thins where it's like the thinner icing
and there's not as much icing in the middle, not
as much in your teeth too. Yeah, that's that's one
of those cookies that just get stuck to you. Well,
the cookies get stuck in your not the icing. I
feel like I'm hearing problems that I don't have with

(15:03):
organ It sounds like, yeah, you give me double stuff,
you take off another double stuff and make it a
quadruple stuff. Like let's be real naked cakes because there's
no icing, so they should sell naked Origo naked cake.
They do well. I get that, but like out like

(15:23):
naked cake, naked pops out of a cake, naked man
pops out of a cake, and then they have a
baby that I forgot. Team Cheerios also had apple, the
apple ones. I feel like that ruins it. It sounds
like too much. Yeah, I was okay with the honey,
the frosted in the regular, but then you have the apple.
That's a lot, that's like a cinnamon, that's a new
flavor profile that I just can't take down. Of cereals.

(15:45):
And we actually did another fifteen minute more each show
when you'll actually hear right now, So thank you for listening,
thank you for coming back and not killing me to
bring back Team Chios. We're done, fifteen minute morning show.
You look up Team Terio. Why didn't they send a
Cheerio

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