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May 31, 2018 15 mins

Garrett , Sam and Yaritza are joined by our INCREDIBLE interns from this semester. Growing up , Adulting and can Garrett trust Sam's boyfriend?!?!?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents show. All right, Team Garrett is here
along with your Ritza and some friends of ours because

(00:25):
the morning show is still in Seattle and they're on
their way home and they have left us with the
fifteen minute morning show to host. Sam was here, she'll
be back, she'll be back. As opposed to talking to me,
she texted what she was going to send me in
a text and then showed me the text that she

(00:46):
would have sent me if she hit sent so last
year apparently I'm getting that too, all right, so before
we'll get into that too, because I don't understand people
who are like, they're not answering me, and you text
him as a is the calling them. You do that
a lot, your right, So I do. I mean if
you don't answer my text, then that means you don't
want to talk to me. Why if it's important, I

(01:07):
know you have to call me. I'll FaceTime you if
it's important because then you'll be like, Okay, I have
to answer. But it's funny. Before we started, so yours
is like, oh, we're talking about threesomes. That was yesterday's podcast.
But do you have something you want to contribute to
our conversation. That was before that's when I hung out
my um what my hocoat h o e no, please

(01:31):
explain way over my head. Um. In college, I had
this really fun time and I was I would wear
my hoco every season, no matter what. What's your coat like?
What's it looked like? It's actually just my birthday suit? Yeah,
that is it a coat because it's called because I
like saying, Oh, I hung up my hoko because now

(01:51):
I'm married, basically, so you hung up being naked. Think
about that. Honestly, this analogy just sucks at this point.
It does we to we have to rework your whole
code analogy to make it sound better. Yeah, just not
here right now. Anyway, the whole three something it was
fun whatever, but I definitely is not about me. So

(02:12):
you were in one. I almost was in one. All right,
all right, we could talk about that, but we have
we have our spring Maybe we shouldn't talk about that
with our interns here. Why we have our spring semester
interns which we're coming to almost summer, so we we
we dropped them out of the nest and say, go fly,

(02:32):
I'm not like yet So let's go around the room.
Say what school you go to? Um, and anything else
except your social Security number? Okay, I'll start. My name
is Dennis Brady. I just graduated from cole University. Dennis,
before the podcast started, offered to buy everyone Starbucks, and
uh that I don't know if I agreed to. You

(02:54):
have just said that I ower the entire semester and amy,
so I asked if they could. But when you owe
someone something, you buy it for once. Dennis said that
a moves in and then yours it goes. Oh, I
have negative two thirty dollars? How do you have two adulthood?

(03:15):
How do you have negative money in your venomo? Because
my student loan decided to hit me twice on Venmo? No,
not be the most millennial thing ever. Um, No, I
actually have like I always like liquidate my assets whatever
on venomo. Okay, like get my money back to your
bank account. Yeah, I transferred to my pies. Yeah, basically,

(03:37):
And now I have negative two thirty three and seventy
two cents um in my What did you spend when?
How long have you had a negative balance in your venomo? Now?
It just happened yesterday in my bank Acoe. So then
what did you spend That was two vacation every freaking
weekend yesterday in May. But you just said you noticed
it yesterday. Yeah, because I haven't. I've been in denial.

(04:00):
You've been in denial that you have not negative. That's
a problem. This is what it is. This is twenty
four guys. Please don't grow up all right, miss Deiana. Hi,
I'm Danna Moore, disgraduated from Rutgers and I'm sad. Why good?
Because I don't know you change change. Do you understand
You're probably in the craziest, most influential part of your

(04:23):
life right now. It's true, I feel like I peaked
at school, but I know I didn't know. You didn't.
That just came from Italy so that was really nice.
So I'm not really that sad because that was a
nice vacation. You'd graduating right now have the best opportunity then,
probably yours than I do, because you have the You
have the ability to live with nine people right now,
figure out what you want to do in life and
not have any regrets about it. You can still do

(04:46):
you can, but then you have to start growing up eventually,
your rits. It's Okay, negative tree is not as bad
as negative. But yeah, don't think of it as like
you're sad. I'm not. I am sad, but I'm also
excited for the future. It's just I'm really about a change,
so bad with it. Get used to it. That's adult
my dad and my mom. That's hardcore, hardcore adult ing

(05:08):
right there. I thought you were going to I will
if I talk about it too much? Very jet lagged?
Where are you jet lagged from? I just came back
rearly yesterday? Oh yesterday. Yeah, that's how much she loves interning.
She just came back. I just love you guys so much.
So what time is it right now in Italy? Like
four o'clock, three o'clock in the afternoon and thirty plus

(05:29):
six whatever that is sixteen oclock PM? Radio? Who I Am?
Where I Am? WHOA? That's why we're in radio, because
we also suck at math talk about adult We'll do
a whole another math podcast another day. Oh god, no,
I will not be a part of that, all right. So, uh,

(05:52):
I just look at Diana and I just like Deanna
has been with us a very long time and it's
time for her to leave out the words to me
goodbye to That was I'm actually cry very gossip girl.
You gossip girl. All right, let's intro, Amy, Amy, Where
what school do you do you attend or are you

(06:14):
about to finish attending. I'm going to be a senior
at Pace University, So I'm a little nervous after this conversation.
Nothing to be nervous, Amy, Why would you be nervous? Honestly?
Right now? Why everyone seems very depressed after college? Unemployment, unemployment,
student loans negative two something dollars. That's because that's because
she's just a silly goose and she's she's yahya, I

(06:39):
need to find a better influence. Oh okay, Sam, Sam,
we were just this is what I'm talking about communication.
You could talk and say, hey, you know I was
choosing not to. You're really putting me in a pickle here.
I told you you have a meeting. Are you do
your meeting? There was no meeting. Someone was wrong. The
meeting never existed. It's like the limit the third day

(07:00):
shop meetings. Yeah, I was told it was. I was
told by a person's that the meeting was today. And
then I got there and the room was dark, and
I realized it's the very wrong Thursday, the first Well,
I know that. That's why I'm here right now. This
is the meeting? Was this the text message everybody was on? Alright,
as a private discussion, Scotty told you, I don't want

(07:20):
to answer this any further. Scott said, wait a minute.
Scotty be said that there was a meeting today, a
meeting that he never rarely attends because he's working now
that he's off. But we have a first meeting of
every Thursday. You know today is well that I have

(07:40):
this stupid trust for my coworkers and I don't know why.
So when they say there's a meeting, I'm inclined to
believe them. We're going to call your boyfriend and talk
about Yeah, that's what I'm asking. He's on a schedule,
so we need to know are you going to call
him or not? If you want to call him, call him?
Do you want me to call him? Now? Call him? Now?
How do I do that? His name? All right? So
as as you you call all out, really you millennial,

(08:03):
I don't work on the phones. That don't don't call
the other one. Alright, As we call Sam's boyfriend and
my personal trainer William or will as I like to
call him Bill, I don't call him Bill um, so Amy,
nothing to be scared about you have, as as as

(08:25):
I told your counterparts at the at the end of
the table, you have a crazy opportunity right now to
literally do anything you want in life, whether it be travel,
whether it be just throw a massive house party when
your parents are at home. You could do that right
now with little to no regret. So if I do
that and I get in trouble, I'm going to put
the blame on you. You can put the blame on me,

(08:45):
but I'm just gonna deny it. Who cares Honestly, Dian
and I don't know about you. That laugh really gives
it away. I don't need the cops coming to the
house party and you laugh and underneath it, that'll get
us in trouble for sure, big time. Nothing to be
scared about. What is so aside from the money issues
in life? What I mean, you're in college, You're about
to be a senior in college. So my biggest fear

(09:08):
is when I graduate and I worked all I worked
so hard and then nothing comes out of it, and
then I just have to go home and I have
to live with my mom, and I have to do
my own laundry. If you complain about doing your own laundry,
I will kick you out right now, out of the studio.
But you never did German laundry in college? Are you serious?
I started in my school, so my firstman year of

(09:30):
college it was the first time I was really doing
laundry on my own. So I convinced my roommate. I'm like, hey,
let's all do our laundry together, so so that you
can see him. No, not just that that's so cute,
but not just that that's thank you, thank you, thank
you for thank you for saying cute as opposed to cuteie.

(09:51):
So so I lived. It was me and three other guys,
and I was like, hey, guys, let's just all do
our laundry together, because I realized, hey, if it messes up,
we all get screwed. But if if it all goes
over successful, great, because the stakes are so high. The
worst things going to happen is everything is pink. Some
someone stole my Knicks basketball shorts. But I'm not holding
a grudge. Thirteen years, actually sixteen years, Williams got stuff

(10:16):
to do. Let's get him on the phone thirty three cutie.
All right, all right, we got William on the phone.
Will my personal trainer, are you there? Let's show this one.
Will my personal trainer are you there? Hello? I'm so
sorry about anything that's about to happen. Nothing's wrong. I'll
see you this afternoon around one o'clock. We talked about

(10:37):
it already. Um, alright, So here's my thing, everyone, And
if you're listening to Will, is my personal trainer? Will
or Bill as Sam likes to say, is her boyfriend?
I like to say he's my boyfriend. Yes. From time
to time the chaser Will. I had a question and
I was thinking about this the other day. Is their

(10:58):
client trainer confidentiality when you and I speak about things? Okay,
follow up question? Why does that way more heavily than
boyfriend girlfriend bonding? When I ask you questions? You're not
paying him? That's illegal in all fairness. If you pay him,
I'm sure he will spill the beans on me. I'll

(11:20):
go to jail now. Now, as everyone's sitting in the room,
I will I will allow you to ask Will one
question about my relationship with Will and Sam's relationship with Will,
and see what happens. See how see how tight sealed
he is on keeping our secrets. I'm more worried about
myself in this. That's all right. You're at a one

(11:40):
question to to to Will my personal trainer, who is
also great? He is? He's my personal trainer, and uh
Sam's you know, boyfriend or whatever or whatever. I don't know.
The one question is about flexibility, and I really don't
want to ask that. No, no, no ask because Will
I have poor fect flexibility? Right? Am I? Allot? No?

(12:01):
It's not in Traman? Who is more flexible? Well that's
the thing. Just just say just you you say an answer,
but don't give who you're speaking of, and then we'll
try to assume who it is. How can I not
reveals when I'm speaking of? When the question is who
is more flexible? Well, we know Sam is the most flexible.
We see the pictures and VIDs. Has that's my private collection? Sam.

(12:27):
Has Sam ever tried to get stuff out of you
after you've seen one of your clients, one being me?
Since my personal trainer, she has asked questions such as like,
how is so and so doing her? And then I
stare at him really long? Do you feel guilty. Are you?
Are you caught in the middle sometimes where you feel
guilty that you want to tell her, but you know
you you shouldn't tell her. I would say, yes, here's

(12:50):
such a what's the fun of her? Like this? His
career takes out part of the fun in our relationship.
Things I didn't say. I don't respect it. I just
don't like it. This is why I like him as
my personal trainer. Whatever he keeps secrets? Fine, but do
you even tell him secrets that Sam wouldn't know? I don't.

(13:11):
But see how this will be a yes or no
question to will Will do we talk about secrets? Yes
or no? Ye? I knew secrets, damn it. See I
knew that things were discussed. But here's why William, and
you might know that you're doing this. You might not
even care. He'll tell me really casual, like friend things

(13:31):
about my coworkers and my friends when he spends time
with you guys. But then when he comes back from
someone and he's quiet about them, and we just start
talking about something else, and I, like casually bring up
their name, and he again, you know, turns the conversation elsewhere.
I know ship went down. I don't know what it is,
but you know something that I shouldn't know for a reason.

(13:52):
While time happens. Will has high standards, just like when
you go when guys go to barbershops, nothing leaves that
barbershop chair. This makes sensibly because you don't go to barbershops.
You still let your mom cut your hair. Was the
last time you went to a barbershop? Your Um, I
used to go every Sunday with my daddy, and that
means my dad, not your zaddy, not my zaddie nor Well,

(14:16):
I I know you left someone in like the yoga position,
the downward dog, So go release him of the down
downward dog. Wait, go follow William on Instagram if you
want to see his antics or you're going to abs
all the times to promote your boyfriend like monkeys with
those rock climbings, go watch him. Um, William, can you
spend your Instagram because I forget what your Instagram is. Sure? Yeah,

(14:40):
it's a Donkey Kong country. My last name d O
m as in Mike k e k o n country.
We got it. I love you so much, all right,
your girlfriend ever, best trainer ever. Thank you everyone. Fifteen
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