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June 4, 2018 15 mins

The crew is back and already fighting. Skerry , Danielle, Brody, Greg T , Nate and Garrett talk abut Brody's texting habits!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms show? Yeah? Look who's back? Yeah? Wow, I've even't
done I haven't done a podcast with you guys in

(00:23):
about about a week and a half. Week and a half, Garrett,
we can a half? Who's keeping track? I'm scary, I
am because I've been here for a week and a half.
Where is Danielle? How can she left? I think she
had to use the bathroom. She hasn't been here for
a week and a half. Everybody, the whole room has
it great? Brody? So what do you want Garrett? What
have you been doing for a week and a half.
Let see, we learned about Sam wanting to have a
threesome what with one of those uh Jersey boy actors,

(00:48):
but she didn't know how to ask, so we talked
about that. Well, she actually wanted a reason I missed this.
She said she wanted to didn't mean she was going
to act launting to versus acting on in two separate things. Yeah,
that was that. We our interns in here on Thursday
talking about how scared shitless they are of life and
then we had that talk. Um. Yeah, so we couvered

(01:09):
a lot. I covered a lot as you guys were
we're working. It was hard going in the aqua spa
and snow room and sauna. That was tough. The buffets
wore me out. Have to say, how was Brody around
the buffets? Because to me, when Brody has a buffet
where he could just take whatever he wants, did you
take food back to your room? He did a couple

(01:30):
of times. I didn't. You didn't know. I tried taking
the veal chop back to my room and they said
that they don't allow food to transfer from one floor
to another. It would go bad by the time against
their veal chop. That I wasn't taking a plane. I
was going to my room. I refrigerant in the room.
Occasion we're talking about. They were away on Norwegian Bliss,

(01:53):
the cruise ship that we are godparents of, and uh,
the food was unlimited and plentiful. And we did that
in Los Angeles, followed by Seattle. So yeah, we've been
gone a minute. So now you're back. So this is
the fifteen minute morning show? Is that the Oh? So,
speaking of things going bad? Feel going bad? I have
to ask your question a question about um I left

(02:14):
Sea Bass out last night. I was thawing it from
the freezer, and I put it in a pan and
I covered it with with saran wrap, and I left
it on the counter for like four hours. And and
I read later that you're not supposed to defrost stuff
at room temperature. The correct wated defrost things is um

(02:38):
by putting them in the refrigerator so that it kind
of the temperature goes down. What's your question? Temperature goes
up slightly. What's your question? My question is did I
get Do I have bad fish? Because does bacteria multiplied
by the millions. No, it has to do with the
flavor that The reason you do it slowly is so
that it more evenly defrosts. But it's not a health violation.

(02:58):
But I came home and the fish was out, and
it was kind of didn't come out. There's only one
way to find out, Little fast I was. You know,
Eat It was one of my favorite songs by Weird
Al back in the day. I know you guys are
big fans. It just happening. It just hit me when
I heard Eat It. I happened to like that song
eat It. Remember that song eat It? Maybe you should

(03:19):
go back to the Hey never walked past uh an
a t M. And you see it in the window,
and you're just so you feel like you want to
back up your car into the windows, smash the window,
grab the a t M, put in the back of
your car, and take it away somewhere and then crack
it open and steal the money. It was just me
so you want you theoretically you want to steal an

(03:41):
a t M. I just had these thoughts of like
the things that you that are bad, that you want
to do, that you know you're never going to do.
But you think about, how do you get that a
t M into your car? Man, wouldn't it be so easy? Well,
if you watch the videos the people that do it
to the convenience stores, they take their their pickup truck,
they ram the back and then they road on top
and then try to get away that way. But you

(04:02):
don't have a truck. So I mean, why I have
a truck. I'm not a pickup that you need to
pick up anyway? Up you want to do a minor complaint.
Why is it when you text someone can't talk now,
or don't text me, I'm in the middle of something.
They have to then text back one more time. I

(04:24):
just texted someone said I can't talk right now. I'm
I'm recording something. Yeah, so they text back, Oh, sorry
to bother. You didn't realize you were recording. I do
it all the time. No, no, stop Why at that
point because you don't tell someone you because you have
to look at it. But you need an acknowledgement gonna
be so defiant, like it's gotta be like so like

(04:44):
I said stop, that's it because if you say, like
i'm driving, don't text me I'm driving. People always text back.
That's very fatherly to like yell at someone said I
said stop, and then they have to. You can't be
abrupt about it. But but that's you taking it nobody.
You think Brody's telling you of yelling at It's not normal,

(05:05):
but it's not human. You also don't listen to like,
even though we're talking in person, you say stop, my
acknowledgement comes back right, okay, No, You're knowledge would be
to stop then I'll know you got out. And you
saying that as if something is important and I say
I'm in the middle of something, it's like, oh, don't

(05:25):
call me, I'm in surgery. You would fucking call the
doctor and go, oh, sorry to bother. You're stolen surgery, Like,
don't just respect people enough to put their needs over yours.
Your problem is you need to text back, and you
need to text back. Your need supersedes everyone else. Set

(05:45):
settle list. If you're in the middle of something right right,
very important to your kids, or you're cooking or whatever
you're doing and it's not convenient, and someone texted you
or called you, and you text them and say, hey,
I really can't text right now. I'm in the middle
of something. Yeah, I did that all the time. Right.
Shouldn't they stop rather than send you another text? Oh sorry,
I bothered you? Right? What do you think they should stop?

(06:08):
So you don't like it, they say, oh, I'm sorry.
That's one less text. Thank you, Danielle. Thank you Danielle. Speak.
But I don't mind them saying, oh, I'm sorry I did.
Brodie was driving, I have that conversation, hold on, read
the keep talking and you know, like when you're done,

(06:28):
I want to go and stay. Say one thing, same
thing he said, don't text me. I'm walking to work.
I said, okay. So when you got here. When he
walked in, he goes, nothing wrong with that, Greg, and
he goes, just like, I told you not to text
me because I was walking. I'm like, what, dude, you're
just you are a weirdo. I agree with don't text
because I'm walking. And okay, I was walking and I

(06:54):
was crossing the street. So I said, let's do this again.
So I said, hey, man, i'm walking to work. I
was late for work. I was walking very quickly. I
don't have time to read my text or stop to
text him about it. He wants me to help him
do his game in the morning. He likes, that's what
it is. No, you're just dick. Let's read this. Listen. Listen. Wednesday,

(07:24):
May ninth, I text Rode he just saw Marvel Infinity
War w t app. He writes, it was fantastic. If
you have any questions, let me know. Blah blah blah.
Then I said loved it, and then a bunch of stuff.
I said, the sequels are all coming out blah blah.
He's been texting entire and then I left my house
and then he was, okay, I'm driving now, so then

(07:44):
he wrote wait wait, then he wrote me, then he
wrote the sequels, Okay, I'm driving now, and I go, okay, sorry,
thank you okay, sorry the text again and then wait,
wait wait, I wrote okay, sorry, thank you, and that's
all I wrote. And then you wrote stop, and then
I wrote a smiley face, right, and then I wrote

(08:05):
some other thing, not the privy, and then he wrote driving,
and then I wrote funny, funny, funny faces. And then
he goes, oh my gosh, what do I have to
do to tell you that I am driving? I love you?
Please stop? And then we talked more blah blah. I
feel better. I know he talks to everybody like that
smiley face. And I said, okay, hold on this morning,

(08:27):
great t I was on a text message with Brody
and a third place. Wasn't this morning, it was late
last night. It was this was last night. I was
last night at nine o'clock. I'm talking about the text
that came in at eight o'clock this morning from our
friend who works at the minor league baseball Yeah. I
told him Teting, you did the same ship. You did
the same thing, and his apology was okay, sorry, I'm driving,

(08:50):
and then you wrote back, stop texting, right stop. At
least everyone here comes me to the conversation. I'm new
to everything. Just tell me if you're in the middle
of something important a conference call, you drive or something,
and somebody texts you and they're asking you questions and
you text back, I really can't talk right now. I'm
in the middle of something. Shouldn't they just stop or

(09:13):
they have to go? Oh? Sorry I texted you. I
didn't realize you were busy. What's wrong with that leaking face?
He demands that you stop. When he tells him stopped,
I don't demand. I'm surprised you don't stop. Okay. I
think the one thing you could probably do is say
k cool, right right? No? No, no, no, no no.

(09:34):
I texted okay, sorry, and he wrote back, Look, I
got a I got a hundred all the ticket for
looking at my phone when people texted, so what, I'm
just scary, said, you should have told me you're driving.
So I tell Danielle I'm driving, and she sends me
two more texts. I mean, I see, I agree you
gotta stop, but just say okay, kay cool, because I've
had that before. He wanted to that. Want do agree

(09:57):
that you shouldn't text? In my theory is, oh, if
you want to knowledge I asked you to stop, then
don't text back. I don't need you to say okay, cool,
you know just coming I'll go this is funny. Here's
no one before you do that. Let me keep score.
It's five one right? How many times? Holds the weirdo? Now? Wait?
How many times? How you wanted to respond to Brody

(10:19):
about something? Right? And he turns on. He goes email
me and I'm like, I just put it in the
text email me, and I'm like, I don't want you
because you said nine minute long the whole world? Does everyone?
A great great world? Text? Hold on everyone to email me?
Greg t sends love's way too many times? Who yells

(10:42):
that somebody to shut up because she doesn't about talking
to you at a time, one at a time when
any time who tells people shut up? Well, every time
I try to tack you yell over me? So how
would you like be handle it? Here comes the only
child chin Jo's coming back. This is when it rears
its ugly Brody. Now that I'm a part of the
conversation and I disagreed with you, and it's five to

(11:04):
one against you, can you conceive No, he doesn't because
because because you're not, because you got to be right,
because I don't I don't let mob mentality change the
way I feel about something. Here's the thing. It doesn't
make you. Here's the thing you can yellow you want, dickhead,
it doesn't. It doesn't. A confident person doesn't care what

(11:25):
five other. That's your opinion, and it's my opinion. Right
I'm saying that's how I feel. I'm saying if I
asked you to stop, I would prefer if you stediately.
That's it. That's what that's if you're If anyone asked
me how I feel for future reference, if I say
I'm in the middle of something, I would prefer that
you stop. If you choose not to, I can then

(11:45):
be annoyed that you didn't write. And it's my opinion
that that is not something human beings do. We actually acknowledge. Scared,
that's what Sometimes people are apologetic, so they write a
text scared towards to say, okay, sorry, catch a curious
and there's nothing it shouldn't be anything wrong. You want
to vote on everything you do that we could point
out that you're wrong about how you turning it right

(12:07):
now because we're arguing, bring me back into it. Okay,
I know the rules. I just don't do it. But
you can talk all you want. You can talk all
you want, but making faces and waving behind me as
I'm talking to Scary, I wasn't. I'm talking, I wasn't. Okay,
how see that that is a knock. He's gonna yell
more no, But but that's obnoxious. How is that? I'm

(12:29):
not justious asking you to stop waving behind my head?
Because okay, when Nate walked in the room with didn't
you walked in the room? Hold on, that's not that time.
All the two times he was singling both of you
to play along, which I could. But let's be honest here,
let them be honest. No, I actually was honest with

(12:49):
my statement. The four the five of you would like
people to continue texting I don't. Let's move on now
if you'd like. If you don't want to move on,
we can keep going whatever he wakes you happy, Scary,
it's saying to be part of it, whatever you would

(13:10):
like about what I'd like, and it doesn't matter. It
has nothing to do with the fact that my parents
couldn't have more children. Let's move on. That is a
little blow, I will say in the argument. Going there
and saying he's a lonely child. Child. I'm far from lonely.
But you want to everything on the fact that my
parents couldn't have more children. You keep doing that. I'm

(13:33):
just saying that you're a product of a certain because
you are a certain way. I'm not saying my dad
didn't drink Milo's and beat me. That's right, that's right.
But maybe that's why you don't know that Hawaiian Alaska
are next to each other because your father beat you,
I don't know who they are. Listens, listen. Everybody can
have their own little pity party. Right now. Grant can't

(13:55):
spell because his father was a drink Oh my god,
let's let's what are we doing every time I speak? Scary?
Just the memories we just suppressed the great team memories
and now we're bringing them back. Yeah, he's doing Wow,
that's not you want to know a child scary? What's
your excuse. I don't have an excuse. I was a
selfish bathtor, but at least I can admit it. I'm
admitting I'm not selfish because I don't want my phone

(14:17):
to go off when I'm driving or I'm working. That's
not selfish. It's not we shouldn't be texting when driving.
I mean he does have a point. I mean, you know,
I just think and listen. I'm going to point. You
take your side now, so shut up, shut up here
another one. I'm just saying. I just think that the

(14:38):
normal people would just be like, Okay, man, Nope, sorry
to bother you. You're the person determines what's normal. Well,
I mean you walk around with your dick out all
the time for the show. I mean it's what I
have to do. I'm going with you, Dane. I don't
want to put your pants done on the cross That
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