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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Present holds it out on me. You want the sex,
come get it because gosh, you make it so easy. No,
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because I have a pool. He has a friend who
owns a pool company, he gets a big discount. Hello,
I'm family. I need a discount. Do you like to
keep our discounts to ourselves? That's not nice. I would
have shared my discount. This is one of those discounts
where you have to like sneak in. I hope they
don't notice that you're not the guy who owns the company.
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We have the same first name, so I just get
my first name and they think I'm him, and I
get a big discount. So I'll give you my what
I need and then you get the discount. Listen, you
get cool things. Your husband is like one of the
biggest real estate guys that broker fee. I don't hear.
I don't hear you telling me Brodie, we'll sell your
house and find your house and Sheldon won't take five
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because your family post yesterday. Then it really kind of
struck me. You know, we all have friends that do
something that we can get discounts from, right, But isn't
the whole point of having a friend that you want
to be successful, shouldn't you pay full price? Well, what
I'm saying like you you're also worked at a retail store,
clothing store where I like to buy clothes. So she
got me off the clothing that doesn't affect her life.
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She don't own the store. Let's say they own the
business commission if they get a commission. My girlfriend is
selling something right now, and I keep saying to her,
let me buy it, you know whatever. She keeps saying no,
no, no no way from my discount, wait for me, And
she doesn't want to make money off of me. She's like,
why would I want to make money off of you?
Because you need to make my make money off of
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everyone else. But I always feel guilty because Mike, I'm
taking money out of her amount. It's crazy, though, because
if you have a friend that could provide you with
a discount, you only want you you have a friend
that friend wants to hook you up. They don't want
to hook your friends up. See I get this all
the time. If people try and ask me for a favor,
if that person is close to the vest and close
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to you know, is my friend or my family member,
that's one thing. But I don't want somebody asking on
on their you know, their friends behalf, so I'm not.
I'm not as loyal to somebody I don't know. So
if my mother says, hey, Anthony, you think you could
swing tickets to this concert, if my mother was gonna
go in a heartbeat, I try and get you. I
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I try even get your upgraded in backstage. But if
it's from my someone I work with friends and daughter,
I'm like, I have zero obligation and zero l And
then you also feel like, well, I'm calling in the
favor for this person that I don't even know. Why
am I going to use my favor on that. I've
gotten screwed by these things before, where people didn't even
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use that stuff because they're not loyal to me in return,
you know what this person doesn't. It's like when I
got strawberries and you gave them away because you wanted
to be the big shot my strawberry. It's like I've
gotten jingle ball tickets one of our to one of
our concerts. Uh, and the people I got them for
actually deserved it. They're close in my life, right, but
then they act like they're the ones with the connection
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and they go, oh, can you get us another four
eight for our friends? They want to go like, no,
I don't know them. I'm asking a favor of my
company to do that. The favor is not for you
to hand out more favors. It's not it's not paid forward.
It's like, oh, he got me ticket, I'm gonna get
some else tickets. Wasn't person owed a Devil's advocate? If
that person owed that other person a favor, Oh, here's
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what you do. I just got you four free tickets.
You can pay half of the other people's tickets or
do something else for them. It's like I got a
pool heater, right, I just got a new pool heater.
I can't go back to the guy, go can I
get your code? I didn't know the pool heater. You
don't need to pool heaters. He's gonna wonder what I'm
doing to the pool heater. Well, it's nice. I could
use a five bedroom house, have you? I asked you
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your ritzy the other day if she wanted to go
see Logic at Madison Square Garden on Saturday. And she goes, oh,
they'd be awesome. Oh wait, I can't go. Can I
give my tickets to Ricky, did not her tickets to
give exactly. So I go, I just offered you tickets.
I didn't offer Ricky tickets. I really don't know Ricky
as well as I know you. So I'm I go.
I put it on the spot. She's in the next studio.
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Do you still have those tickets? I know someone whould
love those happen? You can go now at that Saturday.
That's right, that's right, that's right. But she knew I
told her no, tell her on the podcast. I did already. Wow,
you really really did something that was Did we just
talk to us on the podcast? No, we know, but
this is not a surprise to yours. When we were
talking about when I offered you Logic tickets, that was
pretty foul. What you did? What did I do? Nothing
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wrong with it. Explain the situation, Well, Garrett offered you
a ticket to go with him to see Logic, Right,
what do you do? I said, I couldn't because it's
my best friend's birthday, And what can I like transfer
my ticket because nobody's He did it to me. He's
offering you to be his guest. He gave to me. Technically,
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if he said, do you want to go to see
logics and you if you and they offered someone that
he's equally friends with, So how do you know that?
And that's not for you to say. I mean, if
he wanted to take his best friend, okay, that he
could have instead of asking me, What if your first
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choice Ricky's eighth choice, he gets to choose to through seven.
Who he wants is his backup plan? You can't stick
him with somebody. What if you give ticket to your boyfriend.
You don't know your boyfriend. I could have given it
to him too, if he gave it to me. Maybe
that's what you're doing instead of going to the concert.
If I if I as a friend and I'm waiting
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at the front door of Madison Square Garden and your
boyfriend shows up, it's basically me with without hair. The
thing that you're not considering, though, is that he might,
you know, consider now values you as a friend, want
to give you a ticket, But he doesn't. But there
are several other people that don't rank. He might have
his cousin that might rank before everybody else before his cousin.
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Pretty much exactly what I said seconds I had a point,
She's not getting it. But I just I mean, I
think if you invited me, I'm not I'm sorry. Sorry.
She understands the analogy, but just disagrees with you. I
don't wait a minute. She could have been a total
bitch taking the ticket, not asked if she could give
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it to somebody else, and then just did it. This
was an episode of at least what's kind enough to say?
Do you mind if I pass it on? So you're
like ripping her a new a hole for no reason.
I would have done was taken the ticket and then
if I couldn't go sell it on Craigstub, have some
strange to get the ticket. You're the case what Garrett
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doesn't know. It won't hurt him there, but he will
know because he's like this random person that looks like
if Garrett was a real friend, he would have given
a would have given you rid to the pair of
tickets so she could bring her best friend. Yeah, you see,
why didn't you offer both? I did offer a pair
of tickets and she said she couldn't go. Can I
give the pair of tickets to Ricky? A minute? You
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did not say that were the case, then I would
have taken him and gave it to Ricky. She could
bring someone else. That's one. That's another thing. If you
if I'm handing over the tickets, she didn't. I said,
do you want tickets? And right there she said, no,
can you give them to someone else? Yes? But at
least she asked, she could have taken them and not
even told you and just give it and then how
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is the concert? Oh I don't Ricky win. Yeah, that's worse.
That's worse, I politely asked. But then if I can'tswer mine,
I get butt hurt over this because this has happened
to me so many times where I've I've done favorites
for people, and then I realized the people that I
did the favorite four aren't even taking advantage that it
wasn't a favorite. It wasn't. I didn't ask. That's why
she didn't. I'm like traumatized. I think the response should
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have been, now I can't make it. I'm sorry. There
is Here is the thing. If you if if it
was say Robin really loved my girlfriend, okay, loved um
logic logic and she she said to you, hey, do
you want tickets to logic you? Oh? I can't go,
Oh my gosh. But my girlfriend Robin would love those tickets.
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You don't think there's something wrong with really, is my girlfriend? No,
I think there's something wrong with me saying that because
those are your tickets and then you have ten. I'm
going to get my cousin if I invite Scary to
the met game and he's like, no, but my buddy
Eddie would love to go. I don't want to go
to his buddy Eddie. But now, but now he's saying
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that it was a pair of ticket, so it wasn't
like he was going to hang out with me either way.
He was going to give me a parent. He wants
to reward the person he wants to reward. Speak up
for yourself, guy, I have plenty of lawyers. Guys are like, really,
mean you just agreed with this? No, you did, but
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then I but then I thought about it. Girls did
for each other. Honestly, she could have just taken the
tickets and been like, oh, I'm gonna give those to
somebody else. She didn't. She was at least nice enough
to ask. All you have to do is say no
and we move on. Because the girl power. I changed
my mind. You guys are all do spadel If I
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offered you the tickets on Saturday, and you took the tickets.
I show up at the show. My nephew Vincent would
have been sitting there. I would have just been as
piss as you. Here's why your ritz is wrong. Garrett
offered her the tickets, she says, can I give them
to Ricky? Because she wants credit for Garrett's tickets. She
doesn't not like, oh my god, amazing, you wanted to
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go to the Logic concert. Garrett gave me the tickets,
then you want to go. I would have given credit.
That wasn't That was in the point where would be like,
how did you get those tickets? You know, like it
was the point that the offer was made and it
was like, oh, that's great, but can you give them
to somebody? Nice? You're making me I'm looking back, Okay.
Would it have been better if your ritz said said,
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you know what, I can't make it. You know who
would love to go? If you have nobody else to
give the tickets to, you can give them. You can
give more. Blah blah blah. Still, can I transfer my
ticketing to different things come from the same place? Can
I you're assuming something? You're assuming that he wants to
give the tickets to whoever you want to give the
tickets to, and Garrett might Garton didn't even ask me.
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It's very Chicago. Look around. You weren't even here. Now
you want the tickets to, you would have transfer. It's
very self centered center. You want to get her tickets
away to her best friend now? And who was calling you? What?
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That's all I have to say? Mine. Then I listened
to she had to say, and it made more sense,
because you guys are being mean about something that you
just that centered how herself sends it. I would just
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ticket for myself and be like, you know what funk
my best friend's birthday? Let me go myself right or
she did exactly that's what she want to said, fuck you,
and I'm going to take the tickets and give them
to whoever the funk I want. Then when Garrett shows up,
there's some and I didn't do that. You had you
given a pair of tickets to Ricky, she would have
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brought one had drunk guy friends, and then you know
she hangs out with a bunch of don't you know
it's not bad. Garrett made the offer and dropped the
tickets in your lap. And said, hey, I can't go
have a party. Do what you want with them, then
you can do whatever the hell you. Okay, let's let's
do this all right. Reverse the situation. You have tickets
to which concert? Which concert? Selena? Go man? Okay, can't wait?
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Shut up? You have a hanging in and hang on.
Let's say you have tickets to justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake,
all right? Now, Now how does this interaction go? Like,
Garrett can't make Hey, Garrett, I know you love justin Timberlake.
Do you want to go? I have a pair of tickets. Then.
Unfortunately I'm a little busy tonight, but I have a
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friend that I would love to go. So if you
ask anybody else, they can't make it. He would love
to go. He's one of my best friends. You know what,
You could take the tickets no matter what, because I'll
have fun on my own at the concert, because I'm
there to see the concert way before you the tickets tickets, Anna,
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because garage friend is a stranger, and he's a thousand
people that want to go to that show, Garage, and
he's just gonna leare at you the whole night. Guys
are fast forward Danielle is walking down the hallway. Danielle
heard that there's justin Timberlake tickets. Danielle comes up to
your ritz and asks, Hey, I heard there's justin Timberlake tickets.
Can I get there? Here? You go? Can know you
already gave him to Garrett. Say, Garrett's Garrett's drugging friend.
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Now he's a drug and he's a pervert. Don't describe.
You think we can figure out a way to get
those tickets out, girls, you can make We could change
his mind because I've got you know, I've got somebody
really wants to go foor So would you go back
to Garrett after Garret already texted his friend and he's
going and say, Garrett, your friend can't have those tickets.
Hey you're Hey, you're into So my friend said he's
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going to come to the station to pick up the tickets.
He's so excited. But Danielle's nephew is fourteen and he
really wants to go. I mean, yeah, he just had
his legs amputated. When he walks in, we tripped him
and jump on top and grab the ticket. He's in
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a wheelchair. You can't trip about. It's one now look look, look, look,
look who's saying those words. Look who's saying those words.
This isn't even a real story. Nobody's didn't oh, because
it's not real, it's not It's okay, yeah, Daniel, you
got the ticket. Thank you. You're going to bank to
Robin and there's no money. He's still going to jail.
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She's giving him to her nephew. No, not timber Lake. Tomorrow,
I'll tell you about how Jake asked me for a
huge favor to get him a reservation, the hottest reservation
in a restaurant, the hottest reservation of the hottest restaurant,
the hottest reservation at the hottest restaurant for brunch, and
you cannot get in is a month and a half wait,
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And then a day before the reservation happens, he's like, oh,
I can't go. He'll waits a month and a half
of brunch. I was invited for that brunch and then
he's like, I'm not doing it anymore. I was like, what,
just go to lunch. I had to take the reservation
you have to take. Did you enjoy You're not getting
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a heater a fifteen minute morning o