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August 7, 2018 16 mins

Andrew has a question about bathing suits. Greg T does what in his pool?!?!?!

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(01:35):
when Andrew comes to business. Is he going to do
in person person nations? No? I mean I was the
positivity partner today, that's true, which they hated us, by
the way, well they do. It's much positivity, much positivity
that early in the morning. Yeah, it was really bad.
You can you get it right there a day you
can go fuck yourself your day of the horrors. We

(02:01):
want to read and Andrew rarely curses. He he rarely curses.
So for for him to say that, that's how I
feel to write a passage Andrew. But Andrew's like that
guy that, like everyone thinks is so sweet and kind,
and he usually is, but he's got a side to
him when he gets fissed off. I love when you
say something that he doesn't agree with and he'll make

(02:21):
this noise yeah, and then okay, yeah, we could try
it that way. You do have a good topic today though, yes,
this is this is a good topic. Well, because Scotty
came to me this morning. I was like, I have
the best idea for a bathing suit. And I was like, okay, go,

(02:43):
it's all right. So you know, like on a bathing suit,
there's like a net I'm like, first of all, are
you talking about bathing suit with netting? If so, no,
I'm not in So then he's like, wait, no, no,
it's like a it's something that's going to hold up
your junk in the bathing suit. I'm like, well that's
netting and I don't like that. And so then Jake
walked in and Jake goes, why would you wear netting?
I just wear my underwear. Who wears their underwear with

(03:05):
a bathing suit? Does you know? He doesn't? Does? He
told me this last week? And I said, why would
you do that? And he explained it, and I still
don't understand. Now let me explain. So I do not
understand just saying you like a fly on the wall
right now. I cannot stand netting in a bathing suit.
It's very uncommed, the silk one. So I usually buy

(03:29):
border shorts that don't have right, they don't have. But
what happens is sometimes after your bathing suit is wet
and you're walking around, you get some scraping, which is
like the chafing on the head of your thing, you know.
So to stop that, I have bought some underwear. Yes,

(03:50):
technically the word is underwear, but they're not like underwear
like you're thinking, like it's cotton or silken like that.
It's a um you know, the dry fit. It's almost like, yeah, yeah,
it's it's athletic type. Athletic type. We're here, we're silk underwear. Well,
what if you do? I'm just the end of the day. Okay.

(04:12):
So again, technically, when Andrew asked who would wear underwear,
then I guess technically I would be that guy because
I technically am wearing underwear. But it's the type that
I'm wearing. You're thinking, do you wear that in every situation?
Like my kids will wear that same thing when they're

(04:33):
going into the ocean because of the sand getting in
there and giving them chafing, but in a pool, they're
not going to wear that. Well, it depends, I mean,
I mean sometimes it depends on how long I'm gonna
go in the pool for. And I'm going to the
pool for like a quick half hour, quick dip, then
I probably won't care about the wet on your bathing
suit all day gives you chaffing, But the thing it
chafs on the head of my thing when I'm walking.

(04:55):
You know, yesterday Daniel learned about when guys use powder.
Now today she's learning about when guys change. Basically, if
you use if you wear a loose fitting bathing suit,
like like boxers, like board shorts, they're loose and they
have that regular material lining, not the netting. What I
don't understand the problem like that netting that that Let's

(05:18):
do this, Let's do this around the room. All the
guys netting? Now do you? Can you cut it out?
Sometimes for a second, I'm not against netting. I don't
go looking for bathing suits that have netting. I look
at the outside of the bathing suit first, and if
I like it and it so happens to have netting,
I'll buy it and it won't bother me. I have

(05:40):
maybe one one pair of bathing one one bathing suit
that has netting. But it's the sighs like like a dipe.
It does. It looks like you're wearing no holes are
too small. If you have small penis. I know someone
in this room might get caught in there. I don't
like it. You so I didn't want to look at tea.

(06:02):
That's what I'm looking most of my most of my
What can you explain it, Danielle, Danielle, listen, you know,
let's put us all to rest. What does I don't
know what they're getting done. No man is walking walking
around with their thing, and it's long. It doesn't happen everybody's.
If every man in this room was to take their
pants down, their thing would be small, tiny enlarges and

(06:26):
hangs a certain time. You've never been in my house.
And it doesn't just do that. It doesn't. Sheldon's doesn't
just hang to his knees, not like that. You like
my pants off and I'm naked in the room. Yes,
it's small because it's not ready to come out and play.
It's not in the movie when it's in the mood,

(06:48):
when it's not not yes, we have believe me, if
it's in the mood to go play, it's gonna poke
scary in the face. Yeah, absolutely, it's not. Let me
tell you it's it's great. It is a good thing.
It's like this microphone. It's like, no, it's not. That's

(07:13):
the hell of a magic trick. He doesn't go from
ear pods to a microphone. It's there, that's where it is. No,
it's not. It is from here. Nobody cares. It's the
tip like that go on debt. I honestly want to
know what happened all that. What happens with with the netting?

(07:34):
Does it? It's what is it for? It's for supporting.
Earlier days they had elastic. It was like an elastic
thing and then you turn into net It's not convenient,
but like, it doesn't deter me from buying it. I
do want a lot of board shorts. It deters me totally.
I will not buy it if it's out. Well, Danielle,
what about you for bathing suits? Like, there's no netting,

(07:56):
but is there anything that constricts or restrained you and
that you hate about bathing suits? Yeah? I just hate
bathing suits period, So I don't really like them. But
but what about if I wear them? Then I would
you wear underwear under your baby room? That puts it
to rest you women wear No, they're underwear. Why would

(08:19):
you wear your underwear in a pool? However, here, here's
one thing. Until I was actually on Andrew's side, I
would never wear underwear under my bathing spaces so stupid
because it gets wet and you know, you can't exactly
real underwear until Greg t brought up the point about chafing.
And then if you do get a little excited at
the beach, your penis has nowhere to go, so it

(08:42):
just looks like you have this massive boner in your board.
Should do in in the where I got my kids
one it's in the board people go right or something
Paxon or something. You can go in there and get
a little spandexy thing to put underneath your bathing suit
so that you don't get the great shirt. That's the
kind I'm wearing. Jake sounds like he wears cotton tidy white,

(09:09):
which by the way, he takes to dry that. That
was like what you do in eighth grade when you're like,
oh yeah, no, there, you're sitting there after you dry
it off, but your underwear doesn't drive for like seven hours.
So that's what Andrews talking about. That then canceled me out.
But wait, but you're like, yeah, exactly, bite shorts sort
of like that. Probably quick dry exactly, have a quick

(09:32):
dry plastic the underwear in that you wear, would you
ever wear it just as underwear? Yeah? I like him
as well. I wear him from they sold as underwear. Yes,
you can buy them as underwear. That's what they are.
Here's my question. Is it okay? So is it like
when you buy it, do you plan on going to
the pool so you wear it all day? Well? So

(09:53):
I if you're wearing it all day and you wake
up and you put it on and then you do
your business and then you go into a pool, No,
that's it's done out stop. If I'm going to the gym, like,
I'll wear them. If I'm going running, I'll wear them.
If I'm going to go swimming, I'll wear them. The
question was if you're going to go to the beach
in the afternoon, you put them on in the morning
and wear them all day and then go in a

(10:14):
pool like a buddy's house as a pool. I guess
I would keep them on. Well, then you got you got,
you got, you got skid marks. I never have skid marks.
I don't. I know, you can't do that. I don't
never get skid marks at all. Can't go into the
pool with the underwear you've been wearing all day. I
use wet wipes or put the toilet paper underwater, so
I never have any part of my house. Plus I

(10:36):
have a day. Okay, okay, Well Jake is here now, Jake,
we've we've come to the realization that you are disgusting
because you wear your underwear underneath your bathing How is
this disgusting? Even boxer brieves? What kind of it is it?
Kind of where you're wearing now, the ones that you

(10:56):
would wear underneath the bathing suit. Um, yeah, why you
don't have underwear on and you don't wipe your ass, well,
then you're getting your particles in the pool anyway. But
you were in cotton either, so disgusting. I thought, everybody
does this, not under bathing suit. So what do you

(11:19):
wear under your bathing suit? Nothing? No, no, no, no.
What we did say athletic potentially high maintenance, right underwear,
cotton underweath marks don't your balls get all you know,
soggy and stuff sitting around and there. Okay, remove myself
from this. I think it's great that you can hang

(11:39):
with the boys like this. It's literally no I need
gandha where the hell is she? But you know what,
guys like girls that can hang with conversations like this,
You're doing a great job. If you don't wear underwear,
then you get out of the pool and then everybody
can see your junk. Why is your junk hanging out
the side? Did you junk that hanging out the side?

(12:00):
Of hanging out the side, you can just see the outline. Man,
I agree with, but get some better underwear, don't you underwear?
Are you wearing a Speedo? No? So, then you know
you could get surer type underwear. That is so, I
was supposed to wear special underwear, drain. That's what I'm
also wears him in the morning. Be honest, when you

(12:22):
wearing loose board shorts, who here shows the outline of
their penis in loose board shorts? Yeah? Shows, shut up
and show he doesn't wear loose board shorts. He was
anything exactly shorts. I had the new stort nice speedo,
Speedo these are board shorts. I had a bathing suit

(12:45):
and it had it was like a little shorter and
it has meshed. So I was like, oh, I don't
need to wear underwear with this, and I like get
out of pool, and my gosh, you can see my
whole junk. You know, I have to wear underwear even
with the one that has mesh. Ever heard you as
shakes like the male version of a chest package. He

(13:08):
goes to the jake this snake to take at least
the beast in the pool. Oh my god, some diapers
on one are the ones they have for the swimming

(13:31):
swimmy disgust sons calling, I'm removing my speaking son. No,
we're doing a podcast, you know, speaking of the pool.
You know, people say, oh, you can't pee in the pool.
It's it's bad to be in the pool, which we
all greed is bad to be the pool. But I
found out, like if you are with pee in the pool,

(13:53):
there is no button, there's no chemical that turns the
water blow. I'm gonna show this. Guys are gonna like
this though. But if you really got to go to
the bathroom and you want to pee and you're in
the pool, but you don't want to get out. So
what I did is I would go over to I
did this on Friday. I went over to the area
of the pool where it like sucks the water, right,
so where it sucks the water. I stood next to

(14:15):
it and I took my thing out and I peeed
into the thing, so the filter. But I didn't put no,
I didn't put it in there. I stood here at filter. Yes,
it's like a vacuum effect. So what do you think
it does with the water and goes back in? It goes?

(14:37):
It does? It does? It its the water? What do
you think the water goes in the filter? Magic water
comes in to recirculate. But if you haven't on filter,
it goes in filter, filter, the sand out and the
water back in the Yes, it does. It cleans the urine.
It doesn't liquid. It does. You don't have a waste

(14:58):
treatment plan in your pool. That he is back in there, okay,
making no never swimming great teas pool and someone college child,
by the way, his pool is inflatable, so there's no
filter inflatable pool. Listen to you. If you stand next
to it and you be into it, it sucks the urine.
Urine goes it goes into the filter, and where did

(15:18):
the filter water go? And then the filter, you know,
it gets turned around with all the sand and everything
in it, and it keeps it in there and it
pumps out clean water. It doesn't magically get the yellow
water from the white water. Why is it sand? Sand
in the filters, in the filters sand. I not know
that you have a salt water filter. It depends what

(15:38):
you have. I want. I want you to empty your
pool today. Yeah, I can't empty my pool. Filter water
is not the filter, it's the chlorinating process. Well, whatever
it is, filter filter, and then in your theory, you
should have clean water first of clear water, right, that's
the way it works. No pooping, I cannot because I

(15:59):
don't your filter would have a better chance of cleaning
the poop out than cleaning liquid out of liquid. It's
like a urinator. You are the urinators. You're you're the urinators.
I'm saying, thank you Andrew for the lovely topic. Yeah,
thank you, great tea glue singers out the fifteen minute
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