August 22, 2018 • 16 mins
Elvis wanted to know if you ever found something on the beach? We have someone on the show that found a DEAD BODY!!
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code fifteen. What would you talk about on your on
your podcast Firm Presents show Look Back Back, way back?
(01:28):
Do you remember in school? Did you ever want to
hire someone to take tests for you? Did you ever
do it? Did anyone ever do it? No? I never
went through with it. Was afraid of getting caught. I
did homework for someone? You did you? Did you get
paid for it? They just promised not to beat you up.
Paul the bully made me do his homework so as
not to beat me up. That was good payment. Now,
(01:48):
have you ever paid someone else to do a job
for you that you could easily do anyone? Well, we
have we have a an example of that here on
the Morning show. Kathleen. Get Kathleen, Uh, you're gonna surprise
her with this. Oh yeah, on the fifteen minute Morning Show.
We're going to surprise Kathleen. So the question is, have
(02:11):
you ever had someone else do a job for you
that you should be doing. So. As you know, we
send out the Elvis Drain Morning Show t shirts and
we quote unquote ruin them with with autographs. Kathleen is
having her intern signed her name for her on on
the shirt. It just takes so long, and I'm very
busy writing tweets. But the listeners don't say, have your
(02:34):
interns ruined the shirt for me? Shame That brings down
the value of the shirt. You know, No, he doesn't
stop it. It's my signature. I write it all for
them and I have them copy. It's my signature. Technically,
I mean we all do we all sign our shirts.
We all sign us great Do you have someone sign
your name on the shirts or do you sign them?
(02:54):
I mean most of the time I signed, But if
I can't get to it, are you serious? Who signed
shirts for you? I have Garrett Way, Wait, Garrett, you've
signed shirts for Great Team. It's it's a matter of
a timing issue. So sometimes we go weeks without signing them,
especially Great Tea. So he's the last one of the
group of us to not sign it. So that's awful.
(03:15):
I just don't have all the time. Now, none of
you have ever signed my name? Right, I would I
would get no, tell me now, don't tell you right now.
Don't ever tell me that you signed my name. I
would hate that. That's plagary. Well, one time, should you
reveal the person not in this room? Why? Best assistant?
Andrew best? My my assistant, Andrew. Yes, he signed your
(03:36):
name on a shirt on one shirt one time because
you were not available. Where is he? You want to
get him in here? He definitely did. He really has
your signature down at Yeah, guys, that's awful. I feel awful.
I wish I could figure out which shirt that wasn't
give him a new one. I feel that's cheating. You know,
I was part of the part of the joy in
receiving a shirt is that they know that that each
(03:58):
person is personally touched it and that shirt. So the
fact that you didn't get to sign it means that
you weren't anywhere near it and didn't even know. If
it's that's not fair. I have a question if the
if the if the catch is that you touched it
and felt it, why is it wrong? If I want
to get a stamper that has my signature and I
just stamp it and myself. I tell you why I'm not.
You know, I'm not freaking uh CARDI b I'm not
(04:22):
a New York Yankee. You know what I'm saying. If
they touched and felt the ball or the shirt and
signed it, I would get it. But now we're the
morning show people. Now, Kathleen just admitted assistant Andrew, she
just admitted that she has her interns signed the shirts,
the autograph shirts. I was just told that you signed
my name on a shirt once and you sent it
out that I'll tell you it was out of town,
(04:46):
and you did it for good cause. You should have
just waited so I could have signed it. I don't
you know me, I think that's awful. I feel awful
that you did that, but it was it was one time,
and and sometimes I sign other things just you hold on?
Wh wh wh what will hold on? What else are
you signing my name on, you know, just like like
bank documents and things my birthday check? Maybe? No really no, really,
(05:09):
you're signing my name to all sorts of stuff. Well,
I mean if it's like your signature and I know,
like you're running out and it's for something for like personal,
I have no problem with that, but don't sign my
name on something for a listener, by the way, shame
on you. And it was one shirt one time, and
nobody would have known if that bit scary didn't say nothing.
Everyone I just wanted to know can be back up.
(05:33):
You're okay with Andrew signing checks and personal documents, but
a T shirt you're drawing the line. Yeah, I'm okay
with that because I trust him with with my finances. Okay,
And that's going to someone who I don't know. I
don't care as long as the transaction goes through. But
if it's a shirt for a listener, I owe it
to them for I owe it to them to sign
their shirt because they were nice enough to be Well,
congratulations on your new ten year contract that Andrew signed
(05:56):
for you. All right, So web grol Cat are you
going to continue to have them? Look, we can't tell
you what to do. I don't do it most of
the time. But today I'm just like really tired and
my arm is feeling a little bit heavy. So okay,
that's why the next thing we're going to find out
is that Andrew sometimes tweets for you. I mean, we
don't want that to happen. Alright. Well, sometimes he'll tweet
(06:20):
from me, but that's not the same. The twitter goes
out to a lot of people. Assured is in one
on one interruption. Call me crazy and I'll agree to
that and I apologize. I apologize next time. Just hold it,
I will sign it. I'd rather it be late and
real than fake with fake Gray Tea and web Girl
Kathleen signatures. It's my real signature. They know my signature,
(06:41):
all right. Next question, we should have an Elvis stamp. No, no,
don't leave, Kathleen. You might as well stay here for
another ten minutes. I'm having T shirts made. I could
just have a T shirt with the logo and the
signatures already am I'm the only one that's fighting for
the original real deal. But here's the thing, Mayfferent, thank you, Grett,
(07:03):
But if so many to bring avenues. You know, companies
are mass producing things, so it is time for us
to get at the times mass producing. We're are a
morning show and it's a one on one relationship. We
owe it to our listeners to do that. And can
we move on? You can one last question? Why thank
you if Nate offers orders these shirts with our signatures
and someone leaves, we have to wipe them out. That's
a good point exactly. So yeah, who someone could get
(07:24):
We'll cut it out. Someone could get ship can and
then we got all those signatures, the signals. The shirt
still has Great Tea's name on it. We need we
need to hire another Nate so they could just use
that signature. What we're gonna say. Then we gotta move
on to go. Do you think Gary V signed the
bottom of this sneaker? Probably the wrong one? Okay, okay,
next one, next topic, next topic. Have you ever found
(07:45):
anything interesting on a beach, something that just totally blew
your mind? Go get a coach, boy, Josh, he's got
the best story. I actually found a gold coin. It
was worth like like it wasn't it wasn't no, and
it wasn't a bloom it was it was a pirate boot.
It was aunt. It was an ounce of gold. This
seems worth over like a thousand dollars. Wow. How it
(08:07):
gun on the beach? I don't know. I thought that
was wild. Do you have one of those machines? Yeah?
I seen people walking around like did not. I don't
have a machine that is a metal I found, but
I found I found a thousand dollar gold coin on
the beach. I know you found money, right, Garrett, Yeah,
I found I found money and used condoms not together, right,
Coaster boy, Josh found the most interesting thing at the beach.
(08:30):
Wait till you hear that. This is wild. Yeah. It
was a dead body. A dead body. Yeah, it wasn't
jail is joining us. I don't believe you. That was
like seven years old. This we were waking up to
go to take the boat over to an amusement park
Cedar Point, Ceder Point. Yeah, and we were waiting down
by the shore and there was a thing floating. I
(08:50):
grabbed some monkey balls from the tree and started throwing
it out. Apples. Yeah, my uncle walked down and pulled
the guy's wallet out. He was a fisherman who fell
into the Garie a couple of days earlier and like
drifted onto our property. Oh my gosh, that's great. You
guys ever found a body anywhere? No? Is that the
cover story you told the police in your bed? Yes?
(09:12):
Does it count when we walked in Sea Caucus, New Jersey, Well,
they didn't find a body. They found parts of a body. Yeah,
that was wild, remember that, Danielle. No, I My grandfather
found a foot. So he was walking home from school.
This is a late twenties or thirties or something, and
he lived on a farm. And they're walking and they
see these boot on the road. And if you see
something when you're pour you're like, oh, it's a boot.
(09:34):
You know I have a boot. So they pick up
the boot and there's still part of a leg and
a foot inside. Oh my god. And then someone called
to claim the foot. There's an eye lean online. Three.
I walked into a bloody crime scene and I saw
a dead body. Both in my apartment building. There's a
big lobby when you walk into past the door you
buzz in on and I was leaving for school and
(09:54):
there was just blood all over the floor, over the walls.
H there was a murder like an hour earlier, and
they hadn't They took the body out, but they hadn't
cleaned it. So it was terrible. But when I back
in the days when I worked a Chucky Cheese used
to have. It was part of the Big Chucky Cheese
in Brooklyn. We were right on the water and so
(10:15):
you had to take the garbage out the back gate
and there was a dumpster and cars would park along
the water and people would make out whatever it have
sex right along the water. So we went to throw
the garbage out and there was a guy with his
head back like he was smiling and not moving, and
so we stared at him for a while and we
we yelled and he didn't move, and he was like frozen.
We called the police and apparently there was a woman
(10:37):
in the car with him and he died of pleasure.
Oh well, at least when I'm happy. His last words
were I'm coming and he lost. All right. So so
you found a body or two. I think Brody wins
this content. I don't know. I don't know. I think Josh,
you know, a body float a body floating up. It
was green and decaying what about the body? What about
(11:04):
the water? The color of the water. That was a
tough follow up to the are you making fun of
the water in Cleveland? No? I would, that's not very nice.
All right, Well, thank you, com boy, Josh. If ever
you see something on the beach the interesting, would you
get back to us on that? Definitely? You know, go ahead.
(11:25):
Well on the topic of bodies, my father is a
retired forensic scientist and in his early in his career,
he would visit crime scenes in this was his job
to look at bodies and collect DNA samples and all
sorts of stuff. Did you ever bring his work home
with him? He never did. And years later he was
at this dentist office and he recognized the last name
and he goes, did you have a wife who died?
(11:46):
And sure enough, like twenty years earlier, he had been
at the crime scene of this dentist's first wife, collecting
evidence at the scene of her murder. You know what
we could do for a living, and I've heard you
bring in a lot of money. The clean up crew
the people who come in to clean up after a brutal,
brutal murder. Now is that the clean up crew that
hides the murder or doesn't legally? No, that's a that's
(12:09):
a different team. No, I'm serious, Siously, when when you
have there wasn't there a movie out about this guy
and he was like the guy they called to clean
up dogs pulp fiction? No, those doors where they killed
the guy in the backseat of the car. Yeah, I'm
sure there's many films that had a lot of money
that exactly I'm saying. We're in the wrong business radio sucks.
(12:29):
We could actually, you know, start cleaning up crime scenes.
Could you do that? Absolutely? I mean the body is
already gone. Yeah right, No, No, I can't take the blood.
That's too grizzly. Well, here's the thing. I will say this,
having seen some pretty gruesome stuff when I was in
the empty, it's not really the blood. It's the other
smells that come out of bodies that talk about it
(12:49):
when they die people and then if there's like a
puncture wound or something in the stomach, Oh, the smell
from that is. Yeah, you have all sorts of gases
and you we all have some stink and us right now,
it's those smells that are really bad. The blood is okay.
The blood is really nothing compared everything else that comes
to stink. Well, what comes out, and like when you puncture,
(13:10):
it depends on where you get punctured. Well, that's where
your farts come from. I think if you did mine,
I wouldn't blow around the room like an old balloon
would just part widen Fountain definitely. When your dad was
a forensic scientist going to crime scenes, did he ever
(13:31):
just send his intern to go do it? Well, so
it doesn't run in. My wife Valley, applied to be
work for the coroner's office, and they said the person
before her that had the job had to leave because
she vomited too much at the scenes. So Ali didn't
take the job, going I don't want to vomit every day,
So so that's why she passed on the opportunity. I
(13:52):
guess if that's your job, just as if you're a physician,
if you're dealing with bodies and they're deceased, you do
have to sort of forget that was a person with
a mom and a dad and a family. You just
have to look at it like that's part of the job.
But science part of it, I know. But I'm wondering
if you would ever get caught up with the feelings like,
oh my god, this family they just lost someone, or
I don't That's why I couldn't do it. My mom
(14:13):
worked in the morgue, like at like a state hospital
or something, and they used to ask her to come
in for the autopsies and stuff. She used to say, no,
It's like no, I'm good. Thanks. All the people that
I worked with doing that, they all see they all
kind of had a stone face right going through it.
But you know, it affects them, like even I did
it for a couple of years and after a while,
(14:34):
I can't, Like, what's the weirdest thing you ever saw?
That kind of there was affected you. Overnight? There was
a kid that got hit by a bicycle, right, he
was on a bicycle. He got hit by a car,
and he had a compound fraction. And if you don't
know what that is, it's when the bone is sticking
through your leg. He lives, he lived, but the bone
was sticking through his leg. And I'm like, I can't
deal with this anywhere they're crying and you're like, I
can't deal with me. Well, no, it's like that. On
(14:58):
top of things. The day before there's this woman that
had broken her leg and she couldn't get up, so
she sat in a chair for three days. And you
know what happens when you can't get up to go
to the bathrooms. And I still you know that. So
to all the people who have those jobs, that's the hardest.
That's not the hardest job I've ever had, but the
most taxing, definitely more so than this one. Well depends
(15:22):
on the day, depends on the day. Well, So to
all the people who have these jobs where you have
to deal with things a lot of us can't stomach.
We salute you, thank you for doing yes. In the
show Imposters, um Uma Thurman is the one they call
so Uma Thurman comes in and not only does she
take care of Like if you're not doing your job,
(15:44):
you kill somebody, she comes in and you didn't kill them.
She takes care of everything. Here's why I can't watch
Uma Thurman in a movie, even though she's so talented.
I always trying to look to see her fingers. Missing
man who's missing a finger? Hello, okay, now I gotta
look and see. No, she's good. It's going to ruin
(16:06):
it for you. She's missing a finger. The fifteen Minute
Morning Show, it was Darryl Hannah who was missing a finger.
Why did you say that just because I wanted to
thank someone? Go rip off his finger. I'll be right back. Goodbye,
There's nothing better than going to bed and your sheets
are your favorite part. A lot of people crawled into
bed and they love that mattress me. I love the
sheets I ordered from brooklyn and dot com, the winner
of best in online betting category on Good Housekeeping, and
these sheets are better than the ones I've had in
expensive hotels. Look, you can go out and buy sheets
for your bed that our top quality, but you're gonna
(00:22):
pay hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars. My friends
Vicky and Rich started this company called brook Lynon. You
can find them at brook Lennon dot com. Their mission
was to bring five star hotel quality sheets to all
of US luxury sheets without paying luxury market prices. Their
small business approach makes it where they cut out the
middleman and we get the great sheets and we don't
(00:43):
have to spend our last penny doing so, different colors
and materials to choose from way till you sleep on them.
If you don't like them, send them back. They've got
a risk free sixty nights satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime
warranty on all their sheets and comforters. If you want
to get twenty dollars off and free shipping. Use the
promo code fifty when you order at brook Lennon dot com.
That's twenty dollars off and free shipping. Use the promo
(01:05):
code fifteen at brook Lennon dot com b R O
O KA L I N E N dot com promo
code fifteen. What would you talk about on your on
your podcast Firm Presents show Look Back Back, way back?
(01:28):
Do you remember in school? Did you ever want to
hire someone to take tests for you? Did you ever
do it? Did anyone ever do it? No? I never
went through with it. Was afraid of getting caught. I
did homework for someone? You did you? Did you get
paid for it? They just promised not to beat you up.
Paul the bully made me do his homework so as
not to beat me up. That was good payment. Now,
(01:48):
have you ever paid someone else to do a job
for you that you could easily do anyone? Well, we
have we have a an example of that here on
the Morning show. Kathleen. Get Kathleen, Uh, you're gonna surprise
her with this. Oh yeah, on the fifteen minute Morning Show.
We're going to surprise Kathleen. So the question is, have
(02:11):
you ever had someone else do a job for you
that you should be doing. So. As you know, we
send out the Elvis Drain Morning Show t shirts and
we quote unquote ruin them with with autographs. Kathleen is
having her intern signed her name for her on on
the shirt. It just takes so long, and I'm very
busy writing tweets. But the listeners don't say, have your
(02:34):
interns ruined the shirt for me? Shame That brings down
the value of the shirt. You know, No, he doesn't
stop it. It's my signature. I write it all for
them and I have them copy. It's my signature. Technically,
I mean we all do we all sign our shirts.
We all sign us great Do you have someone sign
your name on the shirts or do you sign them?
(02:54):
I mean most of the time I signed, But if
I can't get to it, are you serious? Who signed
shirts for you? I have Garrett Way, Wait, Garrett, you've
signed shirts for Great Team. It's it's a matter of
a timing issue. So sometimes we go weeks without signing them,
especially Great Tea. So he's the last one of the
group of us to not sign it. So that's awful.
(03:15):
I just don't have all the time. Now, none of
you have ever signed my name? Right, I would I
would get no, tell me now, don't tell you right now.
Don't ever tell me that you signed my name. I
would hate that. That's plagary. Well, one time, should you
reveal the person not in this room? Why? Best assistant?
Andrew best? My my assistant, Andrew. Yes, he signed your
(03:36):
name on a shirt on one shirt one time because
you were not available. Where is he? You want to
get him in here? He definitely did. He really has
your signature down at Yeah, guys, that's awful. I feel awful.
I wish I could figure out which shirt that wasn't
give him a new one. I feel that's cheating. You know,
I was part of the part of the joy in
receiving a shirt is that they know that that each
(03:58):
person is personally touched it and that shirt. So the
fact that you didn't get to sign it means that
you weren't anywhere near it and didn't even know. If
it's that's not fair. I have a question if the
if the if the catch is that you touched it
and felt it, why is it wrong? If I want
to get a stamper that has my signature and I
just stamp it and myself. I tell you why I'm not.
You know, I'm not freaking uh CARDI b I'm not
(04:22):
a New York Yankee. You know what I'm saying. If
they touched and felt the ball or the shirt and
signed it, I would get it. But now we're the
morning show people. Now, Kathleen just admitted assistant Andrew, she
just admitted that she has her interns signed the shirts,
the autograph shirts. I was just told that you signed
my name on a shirt once and you sent it
out that I'll tell you it was out of town,
(04:46):
and you did it for good cause. You should have
just waited so I could have signed it. I don't
you know me, I think that's awful. I feel awful
that you did that, but it was it was one time,
and and sometimes I sign other things just you hold on?
Wh wh wh what will hold on? What else are
you signing my name on, you know, just like like
bank documents and things my birthday check? Maybe? No really no, really,
(05:09):
you're signing my name to all sorts of stuff. Well,
I mean if it's like your signature and I know,
like you're running out and it's for something for like personal,
I have no problem with that, but don't sign my
name on something for a listener, by the way, shame
on you. And it was one shirt one time, and
nobody would have known if that bit scary didn't say nothing.
Everyone I just wanted to know can be back up.
(05:33):
You're okay with Andrew signing checks and personal documents, but
a T shirt you're drawing the line. Yeah, I'm okay
with that because I trust him with with my finances. Okay,
And that's going to someone who I don't know. I
don't care as long as the transaction goes through. But
if it's a shirt for a listener, I owe it
to them for I owe it to them to sign
their shirt because they were nice enough to be Well,
congratulations on your new ten year contract that Andrew signed
(05:56):
for you. All right, So web grol Cat are you
going to continue to have them? Look, we can't tell
you what to do. I don't do it most of
the time. But today I'm just like really tired and
my arm is feeling a little bit heavy. So okay,
that's why the next thing we're going to find out
is that Andrew sometimes tweets for you. I mean, we
don't want that to happen. Alright. Well, sometimes he'll tweet
(06:20):
from me, but that's not the same. The twitter goes
out to a lot of people. Assured is in one
on one interruption. Call me crazy and I'll agree to
that and I apologize. I apologize next time. Just hold it,
I will sign it. I'd rather it be late and
real than fake with fake Gray Tea and web Girl
Kathleen signatures. It's my real signature. They know my signature,
(06:41):
all right. Next question, we should have an Elvis stamp. No, no,
don't leave, Kathleen. You might as well stay here for
another ten minutes. I'm having T shirts made. I could
just have a T shirt with the logo and the
signatures already am I'm the only one that's fighting for
the original real deal. But here's the thing, Mayfferent, thank you, Grett,
(07:03):
But if so many to bring avenues. You know, companies
are mass producing things, so it is time for us
to get at the times mass producing. We're are a
morning show and it's a one on one relationship. We
owe it to our listeners to do that. And can
we move on? You can one last question? Why thank
you if Nate offers orders these shirts with our signatures
and someone leaves, we have to wipe them out. That's
a good point exactly. So yeah, who someone could get
(07:24):
We'll cut it out. Someone could get ship can and
then we got all those signatures, the signals. The shirt
still has Great Tea's name on it. We need we
need to hire another Nate so they could just use
that signature. What we're gonna say. Then we gotta move
on to go. Do you think Gary V signed the
bottom of this sneaker? Probably the wrong one? Okay, okay,
next one, next topic, next topic. Have you ever found
(07:45):
anything interesting on a beach, something that just totally blew
your mind? Go get a coach, boy, Josh, he's got
the best story. I actually found a gold coin. It
was worth like like it wasn't it wasn't no, and
it wasn't a bloom it was it was a pirate boot.
It was aunt. It was an ounce of gold. This
seems worth over like a thousand dollars. Wow. How it
(08:07):
gun on the beach? I don't know. I thought that
was wild. Do you have one of those machines? Yeah?
I seen people walking around like did not. I don't
have a machine that is a metal I found, but
I found I found a thousand dollar gold coin on
the beach. I know you found money, right, Garrett, Yeah,
I found I found money and used condoms not together, right,
Coaster boy, Josh found the most interesting thing at the beach.
(08:30):
Wait till you hear that. This is wild. Yeah. It
was a dead body. A dead body. Yeah, it wasn't
jail is joining us. I don't believe you. That was
like seven years old. This we were waking up to
go to take the boat over to an amusement park
Cedar Point, Ceder Point. Yeah, and we were waiting down
by the shore and there was a thing floating. I
(08:50):
grabbed some monkey balls from the tree and started throwing
it out. Apples. Yeah, my uncle walked down and pulled
the guy's wallet out. He was a fisherman who fell
into the Garie a couple of days earlier and like
drifted onto our property. Oh my gosh, that's great. You
guys ever found a body anywhere? No? Is that the
cover story you told the police in your bed? Yes?
(09:12):
Does it count when we walked in Sea Caucus, New Jersey, Well,
they didn't find a body. They found parts of a body. Yeah,
that was wild, remember that, Danielle. No, I My grandfather
found a foot. So he was walking home from school.
This is a late twenties or thirties or something, and
he lived on a farm. And they're walking and they
see these boot on the road. And if you see
something when you're pour you're like, oh, it's a boot.
(09:34):
You know I have a boot. So they pick up
the boot and there's still part of a leg and
a foot inside. Oh my god. And then someone called
to claim the foot. There's an eye lean online. Three.
I walked into a bloody crime scene and I saw
a dead body. Both in my apartment building. There's a
big lobby when you walk into past the door you
buzz in on and I was leaving for school and
(09:54):
there was just blood all over the floor, over the walls.
H there was a murder like an hour earlier, and
they hadn't They took the body out, but they hadn't
cleaned it. So it was terrible. But when I back
in the days when I worked a Chucky Cheese used
to have. It was part of the Big Chucky Cheese
in Brooklyn. We were right on the water and so
(10:15):
you had to take the garbage out the back gate
and there was a dumpster and cars would park along
the water and people would make out whatever it have
sex right along the water. So we went to throw
the garbage out and there was a guy with his
head back like he was smiling and not moving, and
so we stared at him for a while and we
we yelled and he didn't move, and he was like frozen.
We called the police and apparently there was a woman
(10:37):
in the car with him and he died of pleasure.
Oh well, at least when I'm happy. His last words
were I'm coming and he lost. All right. So so
you found a body or two. I think Brody wins
this content. I don't know. I don't know. I think Josh,
you know, a body float a body floating up. It
was green and decaying what about the body? What about
(11:04):
the water? The color of the water. That was a
tough follow up to the are you making fun of
the water in Cleveland? No? I would, that's not very nice.
All right, Well, thank you, com boy, Josh. If ever
you see something on the beach the interesting, would you
get back to us on that? Definitely? You know, go ahead.
(11:25):
Well on the topic of bodies, my father is a
retired forensic scientist and in his early in his career,
he would visit crime scenes in this was his job
to look at bodies and collect DNA samples and all
sorts of stuff. Did you ever bring his work home
with him? He never did. And years later he was
at this dentist office and he recognized the last name
and he goes, did you have a wife who died?
(11:46):
And sure enough, like twenty years earlier, he had been
at the crime scene of this dentist's first wife, collecting
evidence at the scene of her murder. You know what
we could do for a living, and I've heard you
bring in a lot of money. The clean up crew
the people who come in to clean up after a brutal,
brutal murder. Now is that the clean up crew that
hides the murder or doesn't legally? No, that's a that's
(12:09):
a different team. No, I'm serious, Siously, when when you
have there wasn't there a movie out about this guy
and he was like the guy they called to clean
up dogs pulp fiction? No, those doors where they killed
the guy in the backseat of the car. Yeah, I'm
sure there's many films that had a lot of money
that exactly I'm saying. We're in the wrong business radio sucks.
(12:29):
We could actually, you know, start cleaning up crime scenes.
Could you do that? Absolutely? I mean the body is
already gone. Yeah right, No, No, I can't take the blood.
That's too grizzly. Well, here's the thing. I will say this,
having seen some pretty gruesome stuff when I was in
the empty, it's not really the blood. It's the other
smells that come out of bodies that talk about it
(12:49):
when they die people and then if there's like a
puncture wound or something in the stomach, Oh, the smell
from that is. Yeah, you have all sorts of gases
and you we all have some stink and us right now,
it's those smells that are really bad. The blood is okay.
The blood is really nothing compared everything else that comes
to stink. Well, what comes out, and like when you puncture,
(13:10):
it depends on where you get punctured. Well, that's where
your farts come from. I think if you did mine,
I wouldn't blow around the room like an old balloon
would just part widen Fountain definitely. When your dad was
a forensic scientist going to crime scenes, did he ever
(13:31):
just send his intern to go do it? Well, so
it doesn't run in. My wife Valley, applied to be
work for the coroner's office, and they said the person
before her that had the job had to leave because
she vomited too much at the scenes. So Ali didn't
take the job, going I don't want to vomit every day,
So so that's why she passed on the opportunity. I
(13:52):
guess if that's your job, just as if you're a physician,
if you're dealing with bodies and they're deceased, you do
have to sort of forget that was a person with
a mom and a dad and a family. You just
have to look at it like that's part of the job.
But science part of it, I know. But I'm wondering
if you would ever get caught up with the feelings like,
oh my god, this family they just lost someone, or
I don't That's why I couldn't do it. My mom
(14:13):
worked in the morgue, like at like a state hospital
or something, and they used to ask her to come
in for the autopsies and stuff. She used to say, no,
It's like no, I'm good. Thanks. All the people that
I worked with doing that, they all see they all
kind of had a stone face right going through it.
But you know, it affects them, like even I did
it for a couple of years and after a while,
(14:34):
I can't, Like, what's the weirdest thing you ever saw?
That kind of there was affected you. Overnight? There was
a kid that got hit by a bicycle, right, he
was on a bicycle. He got hit by a car,
and he had a compound fraction. And if you don't
know what that is, it's when the bone is sticking
through your leg. He lives, he lived, but the bone
was sticking through his leg. And I'm like, I can't
deal with this anywhere they're crying and you're like, I
can't deal with me. Well, no, it's like that. On
(14:58):
top of things. The day before there's this woman that
had broken her leg and she couldn't get up, so
she sat in a chair for three days. And you
know what happens when you can't get up to go
to the bathrooms. And I still you know that. So
to all the people who have those jobs, that's the hardest.
That's not the hardest job I've ever had, but the
most taxing, definitely more so than this one. Well depends
(15:22):
on the day, depends on the day. Well, So to
all the people who have these jobs where you have
to deal with things a lot of us can't stomach.
We salute you, thank you for doing yes. In the
show Imposters, um Uma Thurman is the one they call
so Uma Thurman comes in and not only does she
take care of Like if you're not doing your job,
(15:44):
you kill somebody, she comes in and you didn't kill them.
She takes care of everything. Here's why I can't watch
Uma Thurman in a movie, even though she's so talented.
I always trying to look to see her fingers. Missing
man who's missing a finger? Hello, okay, now I gotta
look and see. No, she's good. It's going to ruin
(16:06):
it for you. She's missing a finger. The fifteen Minute
Morning Show, it was Darryl Hannah who was missing a finger.
Why did you say that just because I wanted to
thank someone? Go rip off his finger. I'll be right back. Goodbye,
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