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would you talk about on your on your podcast Firm
Presents show? Okay, sorry to cut you off, Tea, but
this was too good to talk about without recording. Well,
it brings up another subject. Start starting with the other subject.
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With the other subject is I find that this room
it's very difficult because no one trusts you that you
really have but like like a real thing to say
no nothing, no, no no no. That's this is the opposite.
I trust that you've got something good. But let's just
go with it. Hold on a second before we start
hitting the record button. There was a there was a
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conversation going on in the room. Yes, and Nate wanted
great teath to just to hold up and save it
for the part. And I know why he wanted me
to do that, And the reason why Nate wanted to
do that is because he doesn't want to lose the
magic that could come out of the originality that we're
bringing up. When hold it for the podcast, I kept
going so cause the fact is, if he only knew
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that I wasn't going to ruin the magic but you
just ask another question that it would have been fine.
But it was nervous that I was going to ruin
the magic, because you tend to do that sometimes. I
know that we saved it for the podcasts like the alright, alright,
what's what's going on? Thank you for taking the ring?
So I was trying to great Tea had a great
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topic for the podcast, so I said, hold on, let's
start the podcast. This isn't the flower delivery topic too, Okay, okay,
what's the topic? So the topic was do you really
think some of these old relics and places that he's
got a great example coming up in a second, are
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actually real or do you think they're just made up
in tourist attractions. Give me an example. Friends of mine
are on a honeymoon right now, and they're in Athens
and they're on a tour because they're not from there,
they're visiting. So they are walking around and a tour
it stops and they let them stand on. What they're
saying are the original boxes that the Olympic athletes once
stood on. Here's box number one for the Gold box,
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saying that they don't know for a fact that that's
what they are, So you're just saying they're lying, so
people will take Well, what I took from this was,
you know, when weather strikes, you know, like there's floods,
there's there's their sun that the sun beats down on
wood and warps a little bit. You know, like, this
cannot be the original boxes that the athletes stood up.
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It's woods you're saying, would have taken that up. Yeah,
I mean, like regardless of whether or not it's in Athens.
You know, logic shows you that when things are wet
and then the sun beats on it and then it's cold,
it become brittle. I think we all see what you're saying.
I kind of okay, So yeah, I'm actually totally with
him on this. I questioned this stuff all the time.
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These are the originals, and there's no eye witness whether
or not. So maybe you have to read between the
lines and the sense of think about think about it
this way. Maybe it's this is the spot where they stood.
So maybe so maybe the box where the recreation. Hear
me out the box were recreation, but you're standing in that.
That the same thing when Elvis Presley, Elvis Presley, when
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he recorded in Nashville. I went to his studios. They
were beautiful studios over there, and they said, this X
on the floor is where Elvis Presley stood when he
record recorded um, one of his biggest hits. Whatever it was. Well,
because the thing is that happened in a day and
age where they could have taken a photo. Maybe that's
when I got that. But the first Olympics, I don't
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think that they didn't have their nikons out tiled floor.
I'm sure the X wasn't there. Then they put that
in leanter On. I just said, at least I know that.
I'm happy knowing this is where he stood. Can we
agree the Parthenon and like the Colosseum our originals? What
do you think they built the Colosseum already damaged. I'm
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a little like the imagineers at Disney World. Alright, I'm
a little skeptical on one thing, and Danielle, don't come
down and be too hard for this. But I went
to Israel and I went to Jerusalem. I was going
to just bring this up and I listen, I grew
up a Catholic reading about Jesus and all this stuff.
But when I went to the Church of the Holy Sepulcher,
which is where Jesus was not only like, you know, tortured,
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so it's laid out like I don't know, Uh, it's
a small worldwide right, So like here, you know, they
give you the tour, like here's where Jesus was nailed
to the cross. You take two steps, here's where the
cross was. You take three more steps. This is where
his tomb was. There's three more steps. This is where
he rose from the dead. I'm like, isn't this really
convenient that they put it all in like this very small, tiny,
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confined He said to my mom, because my mom went
on this tour recently and she came home and she's like, oh,
we saw the original And I said, ma, how do
you know that that's really where Jesus died on the cross.
I go, look, it's it's great that you visited it,
and yes, I'm sure that's where it happened. I'm a Catholic.
That's where it happened. But that exact spot I go
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because not even in December. I mean you know, yeah
they do. They do move things around and help help
out convenience of holidays and school systems. How did they
know exactly put my hand in the hole that the
cross was, I don't know, didn't fill in. I'm like,
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I don't, Okay, do we all agree that maybe some
of this stuff it's questionable. We don't know for a fact,
and there's no way, there's no way to check it out.
It's like when they say George Washing that slept here,
I don't believe it. I know the Eagle Hotel in Erie, Pennsylvania,
I drove by there might have was saying, yeah, you
know what, George Washington slept there. How do you know?
Maybe put the marian I passed in Virginia. They say
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the same thing, and it was not in the Marriott.
I had a tour guide in Egypt. Tell me one
time we were watching people walk in circles around a
pillar and we were like, how come Mark Group doesn't
get to do that? If it's a blessed pillar. We
want to walk around it. He said, that is not
a blessed holy pillar in anyway. It's actually something that
we do when our tours are annoying us. We tell
them this is something holy and just make them walk around.
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Question every everything has a big question mark hovering above it.
The Pyramids built in nineteen sixty look like it. Yeah,
I think, I mean that was as Aliens. I think
Aliens with you that sometimes. I think, Yeah, I think
it's about the spirit of whatever you're looking at. It
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was the spirit of the Olympic people, and I think
it is s people want to make money. Yeah, there's
and it's like we say, the Olympic thing was right, Yeah,
they're gonna pay. Here's the thing. You know people, the
people who operate the tourism board and you know this
chamber of Commerce, of Athans whatever. You know, they had
some some people who were very very very historically connected
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as far as you know their knowledge. Isn't that come
in and scholars, this isn't that. The one person probably said, yeah,
I think right in this area is where I can
honestly say with without a doubt, this is where they
actually threw the shock put thing or whatever. I don't know,
and so that, come on, let's market make a sign.
That's how they do it. Probably that means they send
somebody into scribble hieroglyphics in the side of a cave.
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That's not This is like I think I told you
this on a previous podcast, like a year ago. This
is like when I took the Jack the Rippert tour
in England, in downtown London and they're like, oh my, hey,
he cuts out right. Here's a fourth death right here
in the alleyway right. Let's walk like, do we know
that's the exact spoty? He goss out right? He cut
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up pieces. Let's walk over to the still smell you
can you smell the blood? We all at least we
know that it could have happened this way in the spot.
When I went to Forks in Seattle for the Twilight tour,
they told me this is the exact spot that Bella
and Edward gone together. And I believed it, even though
it was a movie and paid extra. It was a screenplay.
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Bella and Edward got together there and that's all that
mattered to the people who loved that movie. Let's not
forget the time that when we were we took the
show to London. Greg t was on the upper deck
of a double decker, double decker tour bus and he
grabbed the megaphone and started saying, this is over here
is where Harry Potter first got spanked by his phther
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and all the tourists picked up their cameras and took
pictures of it. So you don't know, You just don't
know what he was giving up false information all over
London to these ports. I don't believe that the tour
the guy who was driving the bus allowed him to
pick the Well, that's like out in l A too,
when they give you the star maps and they go
so and so lives here. Nine times out of the ten,
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most of those stars don't live there. I was on
a tour once and go this is Will Smith's house.
A white guy walked out with the garbage and he
moved the car out. Will Smith doesn't live there, he
has he has. That's the help funny on that topic. One.
You know, when all the swatting was going on and
people were sending the swat teams of different houses, so
they thought they were getting Katie Perry's house, when in
fact my friend was living there and he's sitting in
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his underwear on the couch. The swat team comes in.
That's that's gonna be the worst. He was like, I
don't know what I did. He's like, I almost crapped
myself right then, I would have crept. Everyone sat. We
were going to give people like a tour here, and
they were like buying tickets to come on this door,
Like what can we show them the spot where you
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took a ship on the floor. You're gonna do like
scary when he visited the Elvis Presley studio. Put your
foot down there, take a picture of this is where
great tapoop you got to put an X. We could
did the ship tour because the other studio he took
a ship to in his diaper remembers it depends. Yeah,
but here we have yellow carpeting where it used to
be brown, so you could see where it happened besides
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the other things that went on. Maybe if like people
have had sex in the studio, you can make Nate
had sex right here on this desk. Time amount like that.
But yeah, I went into labor in the other studio. Oh,
you could show that. I think we show the many
garbage cans. Danielle has thrown up in oh I had
sex in the old radio station bathroom. That's just condemned.
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Maybe it should be like a black Light Tour twenty
three and that's got to be me. Could be everywhere
you know you tried to touch on something earlier, like
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you know, when people do get together and try to
come up with you know, to bring it some extra
cash and to put together a tour. You have to
come up with something. And maybe we don't know the
exact spots, but you have to figure if people go
to the the the they go to Athens to go
to the World the Olympic Games were they're gonna want
to do something right to come up at something, so
you can you throw in Here's are the boxes where
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the Olympic athletes one stood. Do people really care? I
guess we're overthinking it. I don't know. People went all
the way to Athens. They better see something, so maybe
this is where they are doing chucking on ivory or
stone like the rest of Greece. No, no, no, these
are just like just three wooden boxes. It looked like
they could be I know you could see the tops
right there were you're nailed in marble. That's it ivory whatever.
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They could killed elephants for the ivy. I don't know.
These are those people you know back in the day.
You can see those are the nail marks. That's that's
would well. Maybe the top, yeah, maybe the top is
a piece of wood. Maybe it's like some splinters that original.
I think one of Great Tea's tasks should be to
put together a tour of the Morning Show studios, and
you treat it the Universal Studios Hollywood, where you like, oh,
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looks here laugh cover Godzilla, and then at the end
they go, oh, he almost got uh and then they
go to the souvenir shop exit for the souvenir show.
Always pick up for the black hoodie. Oh bad, it
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looks like it looks like Steve got hit with some sarcasm.
You know, they're actually making a movie. You should know
this the Rock. It's called Jungle Cruise. Yes, yeah, like
they're making Disney and he hasn't won an Oscar yet.
Do not say anything about the Rock? Is there a movie?
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He says no to who cares. Jungle Cruise was Walt
Disney's favorite ride in all of the Disney Complix. I
love it. That right sucks. See you later, Alligator. That
was funny. I guess that's just me the same since
I'm a kid. But that's the point. You go there
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because it is kitchy. But raw is rock going to
do the jokes. But this is from the guy loves
the Tiki room room. Speaking of Disney, did you guys
know that today was Mickey Mouse's ninetieth birthday? Today? Yes,
it is. That's right. Today is the day, Happy birthday.
You go little just a little bit. I feel like
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the show is winding down, but we still have two
minutes left. We can move that ending up. I'm okay
with that. Today now it's morning, but you don't pay
anything to you the stains. Does anyone want to add
something to the show that we haven't gotten to anyone?
We talk about how much they enjoyed I Heart Radio
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Music Festival this past weekend. Can I just add it
was as I walked in and I thought that was
what you were talking about. Nate was talking about how
he told he to hold this bit and t doesn't listen.
He was going to ruin the bit and he wouldn't
want to save it, and reminded me how ta doesn't
follow directions really well. He was doing a TV bit
today and Nate said, do a B and finish on C.
Go ahead, tea, and he goes, see exactly, it's exactly right.
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So we did see first. Keep in mind great teas
on medication. I don't know what his excuse was two
weeks ago. I just get excited. We love you. He
texted me this weekend while on Med's asking for marine.
So I didn't know what marine was. The marine is
the rocks on the side of glaciers. Looked it up.
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I had to look it up. I need to do
to Glacier and find him some marine. He was also
saying he really couldn't talk. He was slurring his words
because he was ambient Ambien. You know, ambient doesn't have
a T AMBI. Ambient ambien ambience to sleep. Ambien is
a sleep drug. I always thought there was a T
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at the ambient noise ease. How would you be a
silent Yeah, you'd be a silent words. Ambient has to
do with noise. Really, Ambient is different. It's a drug.
I've been telling everybody I've been taking ambient, but no
one's really surprised. The fifteen minute morning show,