October 10, 2018 • 16 mins
Gandhi steals Brody's stuff, and we argue - allergies or cold?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So let's get into the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
And remember that number fifteen. You'll need it when you
go into Brooklyn and dot Com. You'll use the promo
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Check it out. There's a lot of stuff on there
you want for your home. Now, what's so special about
the sheet sets at Brooklyn and dot Com The quality
(00:22):
of the sheets. Look, you can go your entire life
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you buy them wherever they have sheets. Right when you
finally feel what it's like to sleep in high quality sheets,
it changes everything. It's a life changer, especially if you
go stay in a hotel, and hotels have those expensive
sheet sets. If you want to buy those on your own,
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(00:44):
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dot Com have cut out the middleman. They're bringing those
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Brooklyn dot com check it out today, so use the
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(01:06):
You'll get twenty dollars off your order and free shipping.
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have a lifetime warranty on their sheets and comforters. Brooke
Lennon dot com use the promo code fifteen at checkout.
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?
(01:38):
Like fourth time you've what are you talking about? Say?
I'm right heart first of all, in the room, it's myself, Danielle, Nate, Scary, Gandhi,
Brody and great take will you those banana at you?
That was the sound of the banana hitting the microphone.
(02:00):
Henal complex anyway, why because he always feels like he's
being left out or being slighted, I said you before,
I said T Well, that makes sense. Okay. Brodie's an
only child, right, yea? I have a thing about only children. Scary, Yeah, scary.
I had before you got here, and they shipped on
me from no, it's a fact. I'm sure if we're
(02:20):
on the same page as yeah, you're losing points. There
are always exceptions to the rule, but I don't think
Brodie's mistake anyway. Let's talk about how Gregg te walked
in this morning and he admitted he has a cold,
and actually, you're cold. I think has gotten a little
(02:41):
bit worse through the morning. Its not just you. I
have to blow my nose right now. Congested. Okay, so
that's Scary who really never gets sick, same symptoms, and
I heard him a couple of times He's like, no,
it's allergies. So t is pissed because he said Scary
can't just accept the fact that he's a cold. Know
what happens a lot of times people come in and
(03:02):
they go, oh, my allergies are bothering me. I'm so
congested and I'm sneezing. But it's not an allergy. What
do you allerge to You're you're not even allergic to
anything to paying attention, there's no you have no allergies.
Working down not paying attention be the king of allergy.
You guys are like spewing crap. I don't get sick.
(03:24):
I did, okay, Okay, well you get a room. All
I can tell you is that I'm sniffling. Dat is
slightly scratchy, and I'm coughing right it's cold, okay. And
I can tell you as I'm standing here right now,
those are the signs of an allergy to pollen is low. Today.
(03:44):
You were sniffling, Greg was sniffling. I even, oh, yeah,
something has been sick for like nine months. I will
say I have had allergies my whole life, and I
would always get sick this to of the year because
the molds and the mildews and all of these things
start coming out when their knives start to fall, and
(04:05):
then the water and everything that gets is associated with it.
That we live in the concrete jungle over here, not
a lot of trees, not a lot of pos not necessarily,
not necessarily this time of year, this in the springtime
are the two times where people stop for the moment,
this time and the spring. So there are a lot
of people listening to this podcast right now, especially in
the Northeast. You guys have probably have allergies, and you're like, yes, yes,
(04:26):
that that it's not it's not a cold teld. We
have the conversation when I came in this morning because
I felt the same way. I had a little bit
of scratch, a little bit of coffin to sniffle, and
I was sneezing, and he's like, oh, it's your allergies
and now it mind's gone. So I think it might
actually be allergy is not gone. I'm the exact opposite
if I if I my family all has allergies and
(04:47):
they take all kinds of they're attack and all that
stuff bened drill, and I refuse to admit I have
an allergy because to me, that's like a failures because
hold on, hold on, I've never had a cavity like
all that stuff like that people suffer from. My eyesight
was always good, you know, as far as as being
able to read and seeing whatnot. And so I feel
like an allergy is like, oh that's what my kids have.
(05:07):
My wife has an allergy and she gave it to him.
So whenever my wife says you have an allergy, I
know it's a called is, then I can blame somebody.
It's gonna go away. You've been old lady Casino coughing
behind me for like that weekend. In the back of
my head, you see old lady Casino coughing because me.
(05:30):
It's called the nickel slots cough. By the way, my
grandmother when she was in her forty she got sick
and then she had that cough for the rest of
her life for forty something years. Have you gone to
a pulmonologist, you know? But my doctor told me if
it if it comes back worse like it did the
last time, I have to pology. I think you might
want to do that. You haven't got three months, you know.
(05:50):
I had it for six weeks. I got rid of it.
My daughter got it, and then I got it back
from her. Still talking about sickness he's had for Garry
thinks I'm sick child. We're talking about it could be that.
Gregg t came in here this morning admitted he has
a little goals. You're coming up mangled baby ductor? Right.
(06:12):
He admitted he has a call, a little call. So
we said, you might have a little something coming right, No,
and I don't. I just have party girl voice. I've
been working NonStop. I'm tired party And he's got a
little something but the same symptoms. Scary says he never
gets sick, So Scary's blaming it on allergies and teas
piste off think. I do think it could be it
(06:34):
could be allergies. I mean, we do have this crazy
weather going up and down on the on the thermometer.
This is a like I said, spring and then like
the end of the summer is a big time friend.
This is the time I lose my voice, you know, gandhi,
welcome to the show. I mean radio, use my voice.
I lose my voice twice a year, and this is
one of them. Dr kel And he has a little
spray thing like. But Dr Kesseler is great when you
(06:57):
have a throat problem. Go see him what he doesn't
have allergies? He does, I know he does not. It's
it's it's allergies, trust me. I know between allergies and
right roll trees and the pollen air just all the
ship or someone told you that I didn't feel sick.
Did you find all right? So what's the point? I
(07:18):
walked in here on the point Scary to embrace his sickness,
because I think that everybody know, everybody's scared of saying,
oh I have a cold, so they go, oh, it's allergies,
and then every goes, oh, it's okay, because when you
hear it's allergies, you're like, oh, it's not allies. But
it's not allergies because I know the kid doesn't have allergies. Dude,
you can't even spell. He has everything to do with it,
(07:40):
you to everything. I know, allergies inside and out. That
kid a L E R G. Y if all you
don't know what you're talking about because you're calling scary
a kid. You've had a lot of good points here.
You know that. I am not tired of you guys
at all. I love it more every day about your cards,
(08:02):
about my Wif you just moved here and had to
put up with this bullshit, wouldn't you be out of
her body. I don't know how you tolerate first week.
You have no idea the bullshit I've put up with
in the past and plenty of place. That's a great question.
Do you feel like we've changed in the last three weeks?
Do you do you feel like we're more us now?
Do you think we've we've taken off the veneer of
us trying to impress you and professional organizations didn't work.
(08:25):
It didn't work. Yeah, No, I think you guys are awesome.
I feel like I walked into exactly what it is
until she got here. If you're a Pullman ologist, please
call us what Tom Pulman. By the way, Elvis, you
should know that Gandhi just admitted that she thinks people
who are nerd begs. No wait different talking about the
(08:50):
guys look like. She admitted that she also thinks like
scary does that people who don't have siblings that are
only children have issues? By the way, I mean, I
gotta be honest with you. In my opinion, it's just mine.
People who are only children do view the world differently
than people from large families. But if that's a negative
or positive, I'm not here to say. Because everyone is different,
(09:12):
it's a positive. I was. I was brought up with
two older brothers, but they were so much older than me,
they weren't in the house. I was basically raised an
only child. So whatever affliction you feel that Dave Brody
is is suffering from, I probably have the same thing.
I wasn't the one who brought it up. She did. Well,
If it's anything that Elvis has that I have its talent, charisma,
(09:32):
There is that personality, grew up in confidence. You and
your brother slept in the same bed for all those years,
even you discovered your sexual fantasies. We got to compromise
and sacrifice it every time your cousins got married to
each other. That's a whole other story. So who has
the problem? Big families are only kid families. Everyone has
a problem. How much do you have? Gandhi? I have
one sibling. I have an older sister who is my
(09:54):
best friend, my favorite person in the whole. How would
your life be different? How would you be different if
you were the only child? Oh? I think I be
a disaster. I mean I'm a disaster anyway. She does
a really good job of helping manage my life. She's awesome.
But I think that for me having a sibling, it
really taught me to share and to listen to other
people's opinions and that I'm not always gonna win, so
I'm gonna lose a lot. Are you trying to say
(10:16):
that Brodie doesn't have those things? Um, yes, I just decided.
I just decided to learn in the time I wasn't
wasting playing with the sibling. So I'm more apt to
be right because I'm knowledgeable. No, so like, this is
the thing with Brodie, right. So he and I sit
very close to each other, and there was this little
line here, like a piece of tape, and if one
of my things crosses the line, he's scooting it back over.
(10:37):
Why is yourself on my side? And get yourself off
my side? What are you doing? No? No, you you
didn't mind if he cuddled up and spoon with you,
and I'd be like, can I borrow your pen? He's like,
get your own pen? Hold on. I said, don't put
your cup on that side of the tape, because when
I go to reach for things in past to Elvis,
I might knock your cup over. And hold on as
(10:58):
far as my pen goes. The first three days Gandhi
was here. You know, I write. I write constantly throughout
the show. My pen was gone. Where's my pen? Gandhi
took it. Gandhi didn't ask if she could take it.
Gandhi's like, oh, there's a pen. What's my job to write?
And I don't have a pen to freaking pen? Do
my job? Get down? You know what? When when the
(11:19):
middle of the show, Gandhi takes her head. She took
my headphones the first two days, she took my headphones,
and she's wearing my headphones and her headphones. Okay, hold on,
hold on, so Gandhi, this is another thing you have
to adjust to. They fucking scream, she talk. You're just
(11:40):
you guys as me. You're so loud, you're louder than
I am. Broked, you really are? That stops the wrong.
So does she look at her the little must she's got.
You can we shave your must into like a little
square hitler must. All I'm saying is the new girl
is very nice, which stole my headphones three times and
my pen Yeah, okay, what you have to understand something.
(12:02):
I know you've been here a long time, long time,
but you know, Gandhi entered this show a little higher
level than you're where you're where you're located to address
that senior executive producer straight name. All I know is
I'll still be here when we get the new girl
to replace ourselves. This is all right, keep coming. If
(12:29):
you blow your nose, you're fucking head on caving. Okay,
So I was grabbing his headphones because our loo looked
exactly the same there right next to me, but just
for you, I have different ones now, so I'll never
grab your headphones because I play well in the sandbox
with others. Because she's not an only child. Thank you always.
Because you guys are always fighting, that could be it.
(12:50):
Unhappiness lowers your immune system. I have to keep you
to apart. Now. Yeah, I still think it's the lighting.
I still think it's the lighting and light right light
makes explained on the podcast Nobody Here. Okay, So apparently
Elvis's stage lighting was removed from the studio. We're no
longer being illuminated from every angle, and now I feel
(13:12):
like the lack of illumination in this room is affecting
everybody's mood. I really feel like shipped today. But me
personally have allergies. I don't have allergies. I got back problems.
I can't hear anymore. And I was saying something before
Date's like, gandhi still your hearing. I am not kidding, guys.
(13:34):
I have lost all the high you guys laugh, I
think there's something to that. And I've lost all the
high frequencies. I can't hear conversation, what other people are talking. Hey, hey, grandpa,
to be fair, we had a very busy show today.
We did have a busy show, you know, and and
so things got a little out of control. I gotta
tell you, today's show was great. It was busy. It
(13:54):
was busy. I love a busy show. He keeps my mind.
He keeps my mind off the mills. What tetering on?
Maybe too much? Yeah, we couldn't use a little less
great tea. I agree with you, daniel So, as you know,
it's Elvis Duran in the morning show. It's look at
the here's the here's the chart. I'm at the top.
Didn't you have Danielle and l Gandhi below? That is
(14:17):
everyone else at the very bottom. Jimmy fair straight is
the senior executive producer, so he's wedged right right underneath
the girls. And I like that. Brody is not. But
to be honest to any one of you, was gone
(14:40):
the whole show would say, not Brody, the show would
not be as great as it is Without scary the
show and not function as well as it functions. And
that's a great compliment. But I also don't like that
compliment because I would like to think that I have
helped everybody enough that the show. Can the fight with out?
(15:00):
You could do more at about without? Greg t Well
there we fine, fine, we can dream about that. He
dreams every day shown one minute because the worst podcast.
(15:21):
It's a fifty minute morning show and in our senior
executly Protuer wants to make it fourteen minutes. That really
do how much time we have? Literally second, did Gondy
just steal a minute? You don't take it everything? How
much time? You know? Tonight tonight on CBS is Survivor.
Maybe tomorrow we should play Survivor and see who volunteering?
(15:42):
Your volunteering right now? Give me every day? Well, don't
try to write names down because Gondy took the pen.
I just gave you two pens. The music on ye
it's almost coming pens. What I do? Haven't just my pen?
Oh my god's bananas. I threw it up Brody and
(16:05):
it hit his microphone and here's the music. Thank you.
When I hear that music, he's like, oh yeah, we
made it to another fifteen I love you guys. Thanks
for hosting Only Children The fifteen minute Morning Show
So let's get into the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
And remember that number fifteen. You'll need it when you
go into Brooklyn and dot Com. You'll use the promo
code fifteen to save twenty dollars off your order and
you get free shipping. I'll tell you all about it
Brooklyn and dot Com. First of all, it's a great website.
Check it out. There's a lot of stuff on there
you want for your home. Now, what's so special about
the sheet sets at Brooklyn and dot Com The quality
(00:22):
of the sheets. Look, you can go your entire life
sleeping on sheets. You save a lot of money on
you buy them wherever they have sheets. Right when you
finally feel what it's like to sleep in high quality sheets,
it changes everything. It's a life changer, especially if you
go stay in a hotel, and hotels have those expensive
sheet sets. If you want to buy those on your own,
they can be eight hundred, nine hundred, sometimes a thousand
(00:44):
dollars a set. Our friends at Brooklyn and Brooklyn and
dot Com have cut out the middleman. They're bringing those
five star hotel quality sheets to our beds at a very,
very drastically reduced price. The best idea they had was
getting married. The second best idea they started Brooklyn and
Brooklyn dot com check it out today, so use the
number fifteen one five at checkout for the promo code.
(01:06):
You'll get twenty dollars off your order and free shipping.
On top of that, Brooklyn and has a risk free
sixty nights satisfaction guarantee sleep on the sheet for sixty nights.
If you don't like them, you send them back. They
have a lifetime warranty on their sheets and comforters. Brooke
Lennon dot com use the promo code fifteen at checkout.
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?
(01:38):
Like fourth time you've what are you talking about? Say?
I'm right heart first of all, in the room, it's myself, Danielle, Nate, Scary, Gandhi,
Brody and great take will you those banana at you?
That was the sound of the banana hitting the microphone.
(02:00):
Henal complex anyway, why because he always feels like he's
being left out or being slighted, I said you before,
I said T Well, that makes sense. Okay. Brodie's an
only child, right, yea? I have a thing about only children. Scary, Yeah, scary.
I had before you got here, and they shipped on
me from no, it's a fact. I'm sure if we're
(02:20):
on the same page as yeah, you're losing points. There
are always exceptions to the rule, but I don't think
Brodie's mistake anyway. Let's talk about how Gregg te walked
in this morning and he admitted he has a cold,
and actually, you're cold. I think has gotten a little
(02:41):
bit worse through the morning. Its not just you. I
have to blow my nose right now. Congested. Okay, so
that's Scary who really never gets sick, same symptoms, and
I heard him a couple of times He's like, no,
it's allergies. So t is pissed because he said Scary
can't just accept the fact that he's a cold. Know
what happens a lot of times people come in and
(03:02):
they go, oh, my allergies are bothering me. I'm so
congested and I'm sneezing. But it's not an allergy. What
do you allerge to You're you're not even allergic to
anything to paying attention, there's no you have no allergies.
Working down not paying attention be the king of allergy.
You guys are like spewing crap. I don't get sick.
(03:24):
I did, okay, Okay, well you get a room. All
I can tell you is that I'm sniffling. Dat is
slightly scratchy, and I'm coughing right it's cold, okay. And
I can tell you as I'm standing here right now,
those are the signs of an allergy to pollen is low. Today.
(03:44):
You were sniffling, Greg was sniffling. I even, oh, yeah,
something has been sick for like nine months. I will
say I have had allergies my whole life, and I
would always get sick this to of the year because
the molds and the mildews and all of these things
start coming out when their knives start to fall, and
(04:05):
then the water and everything that gets is associated with it.
That we live in the concrete jungle over here, not
a lot of trees, not a lot of pos not necessarily,
not necessarily this time of year, this in the springtime
are the two times where people stop for the moment,
this time and the spring. So there are a lot
of people listening to this podcast right now, especially in
the Northeast. You guys have probably have allergies, and you're like, yes, yes,
(04:26):
that that it's not it's not a cold teld. We
have the conversation when I came in this morning because
I felt the same way. I had a little bit
of scratch, a little bit of coffin to sniffle, and
I was sneezing, and he's like, oh, it's your allergies
and now it mind's gone. So I think it might
actually be allergy is not gone. I'm the exact opposite
if I if I my family all has allergies and
(04:47):
they take all kinds of they're attack and all that
stuff bened drill, and I refuse to admit I have
an allergy because to me, that's like a failures because
hold on, hold on, I've never had a cavity like
all that stuff like that people suffer from. My eyesight
was always good, you know, as far as as being
able to read and seeing whatnot. And so I feel
like an allergy is like, oh that's what my kids have.
(05:07):
My wife has an allergy and she gave it to him.
So whenever my wife says you have an allergy, I
know it's a called is, then I can blame somebody.
It's gonna go away. You've been old lady Casino coughing
behind me for like that weekend. In the back of
my head, you see old lady Casino coughing because me.
(05:30):
It's called the nickel slots cough. By the way, my
grandmother when she was in her forty she got sick
and then she had that cough for the rest of
her life for forty something years. Have you gone to
a pulmonologist, you know? But my doctor told me if
it if it comes back worse like it did the
last time, I have to pology. I think you might
want to do that. You haven't got three months, you know.
(05:50):
I had it for six weeks. I got rid of it.
My daughter got it, and then I got it back
from her. Still talking about sickness he's had for Garry
thinks I'm sick child. We're talking about it could be that.
Gregg t came in here this morning admitted he has
a little goals. You're coming up mangled baby ductor? Right.
(06:12):
He admitted he has a call, a little call. So
we said, you might have a little something coming right, No,
and I don't. I just have party girl voice. I've
been working NonStop. I'm tired party And he's got a
little something but the same symptoms. Scary says he never
gets sick, So Scary's blaming it on allergies and teas
piste off think. I do think it could be it
(06:34):
could be allergies. I mean, we do have this crazy
weather going up and down on the on the thermometer.
This is a like I said, spring and then like
the end of the summer is a big time friend.
This is the time I lose my voice, you know, gandhi,
welcome to the show. I mean radio, use my voice.
I lose my voice twice a year, and this is
one of them. Dr kel And he has a little
spray thing like. But Dr Kesseler is great when you
(06:57):
have a throat problem. Go see him what he doesn't
have allergies? He does, I know he does not. It's
it's it's allergies, trust me. I know between allergies and
right roll trees and the pollen air just all the
ship or someone told you that I didn't feel sick.
Did you find all right? So what's the point? I
(07:18):
walked in here on the point Scary to embrace his sickness,
because I think that everybody know, everybody's scared of saying,
oh I have a cold, so they go, oh, it's allergies,
and then every goes, oh, it's okay, because when you
hear it's allergies, you're like, oh, it's not allies. But
it's not allergies because I know the kid doesn't have allergies. Dude,
you can't even spell. He has everything to do with it,
(07:40):
you to everything. I know, allergies inside and out. That
kid a L E R G. Y if all you
don't know what you're talking about because you're calling scary
a kid. You've had a lot of good points here.
You know that. I am not tired of you guys
at all. I love it more every day about your cards,
(08:02):
about my Wif you just moved here and had to
put up with this bullshit, wouldn't you be out of
her body. I don't know how you tolerate first week.
You have no idea the bullshit I've put up with
in the past and plenty of place. That's a great question.
Do you feel like we've changed in the last three weeks?
Do you do you feel like we're more us now?
Do you think we've we've taken off the veneer of
us trying to impress you and professional organizations didn't work.
(08:25):
It didn't work. Yeah, No, I think you guys are awesome.
I feel like I walked into exactly what it is
until she got here. If you're a Pullman ologist, please
call us what Tom Pulman. By the way, Elvis, you
should know that Gandhi just admitted that she thinks people
who are nerd begs. No wait different talking about the
(08:50):
guys look like. She admitted that she also thinks like
scary does that people who don't have siblings that are
only children have issues? By the way, I mean, I
gotta be honest with you. In my opinion, it's just mine.
People who are only children do view the world differently
than people from large families. But if that's a negative
or positive, I'm not here to say. Because everyone is different,
(09:12):
it's a positive. I was. I was brought up with
two older brothers, but they were so much older than me,
they weren't in the house. I was basically raised an
only child. So whatever affliction you feel that Dave Brody
is is suffering from, I probably have the same thing.
I wasn't the one who brought it up. She did. Well,
If it's anything that Elvis has that I have its talent, charisma,
(09:32):
There is that personality, grew up in confidence. You and
your brother slept in the same bed for all those years,
even you discovered your sexual fantasies. We got to compromise
and sacrifice it every time your cousins got married to
each other. That's a whole other story. So who has
the problem? Big families are only kid families. Everyone has
a problem. How much do you have? Gandhi? I have
one sibling. I have an older sister who is my
(09:54):
best friend, my favorite person in the whole. How would
your life be different? How would you be different if
you were the only child? Oh? I think I be
a disaster. I mean I'm a disaster anyway. She does
a really good job of helping manage my life. She's awesome.
But I think that for me having a sibling, it
really taught me to share and to listen to other
people's opinions and that I'm not always gonna win, so
I'm gonna lose a lot. Are you trying to say
(10:16):
that Brodie doesn't have those things? Um, yes, I just decided.
I just decided to learn in the time I wasn't
wasting playing with the sibling. So I'm more apt to
be right because I'm knowledgeable. No, so like, this is
the thing with Brodie, right. So he and I sit
very close to each other, and there was this little
line here, like a piece of tape, and if one
of my things crosses the line, he's scooting it back over.
(10:37):
Why is yourself on my side? And get yourself off
my side? What are you doing? No? No, you you
didn't mind if he cuddled up and spoon with you,
and I'd be like, can I borrow your pen? He's like,
get your own pen? Hold on. I said, don't put
your cup on that side of the tape, because when
I go to reach for things in past to Elvis,
I might knock your cup over. And hold on as
(10:58):
far as my pen goes. The first three days Gandhi
was here. You know, I write. I write constantly throughout
the show. My pen was gone. Where's my pen? Gandhi
took it. Gandhi didn't ask if she could take it.
Gandhi's like, oh, there's a pen. What's my job to write?
And I don't have a pen to freaking pen? Do
my job? Get down? You know what? When when the
(11:19):
middle of the show, Gandhi takes her head. She took
my headphones the first two days, she took my headphones,
and she's wearing my headphones and her headphones. Okay, hold on,
hold on, so Gandhi, this is another thing you have
to adjust to. They fucking scream, she talk. You're just
(11:40):
you guys as me. You're so loud, you're louder than
I am. Broked, you really are? That stops the wrong.
So does she look at her the little must she's got.
You can we shave your must into like a little
square hitler must. All I'm saying is the new girl
is very nice, which stole my headphones three times and
my pen Yeah, okay, what you have to understand something.
(12:02):
I know you've been here a long time, long time,
but you know, Gandhi entered this show a little higher
level than you're where you're where you're located to address
that senior executive producer straight name. All I know is
I'll still be here when we get the new girl
to replace ourselves. This is all right, keep coming. If
(12:29):
you blow your nose, you're fucking head on caving. Okay,
So I was grabbing his headphones because our loo looked
exactly the same there right next to me, but just
for you, I have different ones now, so I'll never
grab your headphones because I play well in the sandbox
with others. Because she's not an only child. Thank you always.
Because you guys are always fighting, that could be it.
(12:50):
Unhappiness lowers your immune system. I have to keep you
to apart. Now. Yeah, I still think it's the lighting.
I still think it's the lighting and light right light
makes explained on the podcast Nobody Here. Okay, So apparently
Elvis's stage lighting was removed from the studio. We're no
longer being illuminated from every angle, and now I feel
(13:12):
like the lack of illumination in this room is affecting
everybody's mood. I really feel like shipped today. But me
personally have allergies. I don't have allergies. I got back problems.
I can't hear anymore. And I was saying something before
Date's like, gandhi still your hearing. I am not kidding, guys.
(13:34):
I have lost all the high you guys laugh, I
think there's something to that. And I've lost all the
high frequencies. I can't hear conversation, what other people are talking. Hey, hey, grandpa,
to be fair, we had a very busy show today.
We did have a busy show, you know, and and
so things got a little out of control. I gotta
tell you, today's show was great. It was busy. It
(13:54):
was busy. I love a busy show. He keeps my mind.
He keeps my mind off the mills. What tetering on?
Maybe too much? Yeah, we couldn't use a little less
great tea. I agree with you, daniel So, as you know,
it's Elvis Duran in the morning show. It's look at
the here's the here's the chart. I'm at the top.
Didn't you have Danielle and l Gandhi below? That is
(14:17):
everyone else at the very bottom. Jimmy fair straight is
the senior executive producer, so he's wedged right right underneath
the girls. And I like that. Brody is not. But
to be honest to any one of you, was gone
(14:40):
the whole show would say, not Brody, the show would
not be as great as it is Without scary the
show and not function as well as it functions. And
that's a great compliment. But I also don't like that
compliment because I would like to think that I have
helped everybody enough that the show. Can the fight with out?
(15:00):
You could do more at about without? Greg t Well
there we fine, fine, we can dream about that. He
dreams every day shown one minute because the worst podcast.
(15:21):
It's a fifty minute morning show and in our senior
executly Protuer wants to make it fourteen minutes. That really
do how much time we have? Literally second, did Gondy
just steal a minute? You don't take it everything? How
much time? You know? Tonight tonight on CBS is Survivor.
Maybe tomorrow we should play Survivor and see who volunteering?
(15:42):
Your volunteering right now? Give me every day? Well, don't
try to write names down because Gondy took the pen.
I just gave you two pens. The music on ye
it's almost coming pens. What I do? Haven't just my pen?
Oh my god's bananas. I threw it up Brody and
(16:05):
it hit his microphone and here's the music. Thank you.
When I hear that music, he's like, oh yeah, we
made it to another fifteen I love you guys. Thanks
for hosting Only Children The fifteen minute Morning Show
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