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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Happy twenty one birthday to some of our turns. They're
altering twenty one one at a time. Yeah, Amy, last week, Claire,
this week. I think we have another one tomorrow. Happy birthday, interns. Yeah,
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oh my god, remember one. I very vividly remember twenty one. Vividly,
vividly remember twenty because I blacked out on my Yeah,
uh wow, will you go first? Gandhi? Oh okay, So
my twenty one birthday. It was a Monday night and
we went out to a place in Hollywood Beach, which
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is in South Florida, and we went to this like
really fancy schmancy Italian restaurant, my friends and myself. Yeah,
it was on the beach. Don't remember what it was called.
But they turned it into like Mama's borrows after if
you a them all, I would have no idea. Um,
But it turned into a club after, like the dinner
parts of course, we're drinking having a good time, turns
into a club. And some of my gentlemen friends are
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very overprotective of the girls, and one of them swore
he saw a guy grabbed my friends. But and it
turned into an all out brawl. We all ended up
getting thrown out, like physically thrown out of the place.
Ended up back at my apartment and in the morning
woke up to my neighbor downstairs banging on my door,
like beating it down, calling us degenerates, telling us we
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needed to get jobs and go to school. We're gonnamount
to nothing. Wow. That was my first birthday, my actual birthday.
It was like a Tuesday or Wednesday night, and I
was in college of my junior year, and my buddy
Brian said, Hey, I don't care if we're gonna celebrate
over the weekend. I'm bringing you out for your birthday tonight.
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Drove me out to the Wicked Monk in Bay Ridge,
which is an Irish barn. We got these shots called
purple Motherfucker's. Their their purple and they're sweet and their
motherfucker's yes, and then so we do those followed by
shots of Goldschlager, followed by shots of Yeager Moister and
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a shot of Rumpelman's to wash it all down, and
I I was told I don't remember that. On the
second half of the night, a cover band was playing.
I apparently I got on stage apparently no I sang.
I sang with them because I was such a wreck.
This was in the time of no cell phones, so
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I thank god that doesn't exist on table. Yeah, and
then I just blacked out and I just woke up
the next day and I did not go to class.
I had class at like nine o'clock in the morning.
That didn't happen. Where were you when you awoke? It
was in my own bed in Brooklyn. I've done that before.
You slept in scary vomit. That's gross. It was gross.
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Thanks scary. What did you do on your twenty first birthday? Yeah,
it's a little involved the woman. I'll go next. So
you know me, I don't do nothing but time. I don't.
I don't. I don't drink a lot, and I don't.
I don't do much. I don't do anything. So uh yeah,
because I I enjoy myself just being me. So I
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don't party a lot whatever, So I enjoy myself. Actually
I find that I find it weird, but I understand.
Recently I just discovered like my aunt, she's like I
had maybe like five drinks in her whole life. She
goes through life like not drinking. So you're not alone.
Evidently there's a lot of you know, I'm not alone
very It's it's kind of an awkward things like I
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prefer I eat, no, but you don't have like a
Champagne and New Year's eating because I have with sip
of It's it's so cliche though, like, oh, champagne a
good deal. I don't know. No, I like to watch
other people get drunk and fun of them and then
drive them home like I'm the designated driver. Anyway. So um,
two of my friends at the time who worked with me,
they were more of the party type. It's like they
called me up I had I went out to do
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with my parents and you know, it was an ice
whatever and so like I were taking you off for
your twenty first birthday. We're going out, like all right, well,
all right, like get dressed, let's go. So getting the car,
three of us, Like where we going. We're going to
the city Manhattan. I'm like, oh, great, okay, all right, whatever,
what are we doing? A surprise? Okay, So we get
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to Manhattan and we're driving up the West Side and
we start circling the blocks on the West Side Highway.
I go start in the West Side highway blocks. Yeah,
I'll explain. I go, we're looking for a parking space.
Where we going? No, I bet, I bet they were
looking for a part. It's your birthday. We're getting you
a hooker. Shut up R. So I said, H'm sorry.
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So I said, you know, I don't that's not me.
I'm not doing that. I don't want to do it. No,
you gotta do itta do it. You look around, I
go now, And so they kept going up to these women.
Just not a good crop that night. Well all right,
but this one side was bad, and my guys, listen,
I appreciate you guys. You know. No, I'm not gonna
not gonna do it. No, I'm not gonna do it.
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So then they were like, well we're gonna do it,
like no, No. It was a four door car, so
there's a front seat in the back seat, and they
didn't see anybody they liked, and then there was like
police cause they got nervous. So we're like we drove
around for like two hours looking for somebody. The whole like,
you'll change your mind when she gets in the car.
I'm like, no, I will not. So it's it's thoughts
to rain, like let's just go home. So we drive
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back to Brooklyn and uh, we're like twenty minutes from
my house. Strip. We took the streets not the parkway
because you know, is my birthday. We're hanging out and
this is there's a white castle um on Fort Hamiltons
Parkway screen where it is, and there's a blonde on
the corner and she's getting rained on. So my friend
rolls down the window just making a joke and he goes, hey,
are you getting wet? She goes no, and he says,
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you want to all right? And so I was like,
oh god, don't do please. And he goes, what are
you doing? She goes, oh, I'm going to work. This
was like it was late. So he goes, oh, what
do you do? What are you doing? What are you
gonna work? What do you do? She was, you know,
I work, uh, you know, make a little money on side.
He's like, what do you do? And she's like she says, well,
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I was going to go into the city. You know,
I'm I'm a professional girl, professional girl, professional girl. So
they're like, hold on a second, roll up the window
like score, we weren't even looking so like, David, that's
your girl. I'm not doing it. So they're like, well,
we're doing it. So I got into the front of
the car and I drove, and the two of them
took turns in the back. Well, I'm driving on my birthday.
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No like to cost like fifty each. I think they
each had sex other. No, they each allowed hard to
work their her magic on them and you just were
driving the whole time. Okay, So no, no, no, I
didn't look in the view mirror. So what happened? One
guy sat in the front with me and one guy
was in the back getting paying his money and uh,
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we hear the do you want to get gross? So no,
I don't think we should get gross. I'm not gonna
get gross. How is this not already grows? Do you
get grows in the Brooklyn Boys Pod? No? No, no,
it's okay. So all I'll just say is, once my
first friend was dark, the window opened and then he
goes an, we're done. And then another friend went back
and they're like, okay, it's by two kit one free.
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David go ahead, like, first of all, I'm not going third. Hello.
Uh between the two wins, that's why the window opened.
I don't know why I asked that question anyway. So
that so, but yeah, Ida, I went home. So that
was my bthday. Yeah, it sounds like a party, great
top that I can't. I don't think I've never seen
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great teach face turn red before he's like face party.
It was. It was a night so birth is always fun,
you know you uh? I remember I went out with
a couple of buddies of mine. We went out to
New Brunswick and we got into a bar and it
was one thing led to another, was too many drinks.
And then every every time I got a shot, I
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kept I'm dumping it on the floor without them seeing,
because it was it was too much. I haven't like
I have Aunt too dumpster shots on the floor too.
She doesn't drink. Which want to let you know you're
not alone, right right? Remember that happened three minutes ago.
I was you said that because I I she just
literally we we just talked about it the only day.
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My TRICI says, you know, I don't think you're Aunt drinks.
I've never seen her actually take any kind of alcohol,
not even to like, you know, celebrate anything, not even
to like cheers. So then I was at her house
and I said, you know it's an Adeline. You know
you do not drink. I said, just talking about it incidentally,
and she's like no, She's like, I just drink soda.
And that said so that when you just talked about it,
I'm like, oh wow, it's just so fresh in my
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memory that it just happened that I realized that she
doesn't really drink. So it just seems so weird that
that nobody would have anything. I mean, obviously, if you're
recovering alcoholic and you're not gonna have anything, but I
figured like you would have you know, learner too, But yeah,
you're right, you don't have any. And someone's a vegetarian
and they were a party, they don't go, I'm gonna
have one or two pieces a steak, right well. I
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my twenty first birthday was actually the first time I drank,
like I never drank before. I was a funny on
what I was such a goody good good for you.
Ever tried cigarettes, I've never had pot, I've never done
drunks to that day, to this day, how do you
not have wine on the table? I guess I had
a sip here and there a little body of Christ,
you know, your little little wine. Um, but no, but
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I so wait, So there's so the first night, I
finished the whole beer myself. So the part of the
twenty first birthday is not the cool part because that
was actually, you know, we just had fun day, surprise party. Whatever.
The part when I what happened after I decided to
keep the can of my first drink I kept in
the glove compartment of my car. So what did I do?
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I'm drinking down Central Park the wrong way just because
I just yes, I didn't know what was going So
the police officer post me over and he says license
of registration. I opened the thing and the hand rolls out.
Now the police officer says to me, what's going on?
And you're drunk? And I said, listen. So I never
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I just turned twenty one. I hadn't had anything to
drink until I was twenty one, so I kept the
beer can. It was such a stupid story that he
looks at me and he goes, nobody's making up that story.
Just be careful, and he let me go because it's
a dumbest story. But that's what happened. But I didn't
get wasted on my twenty first birthday. I can count
on probably one hand how many times I've been drunk,
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and most of the time it's been with my husband.
Ye drunk, because I never have been. We've covered this before,
right talking. Never seen you get drunk before? Good paying attention.
K You know, I have like one corona. I'll drink
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the whole night beer and have a corona for six hours.
We nurse it toast walking drink like at night before
before dinner. Because I'm not We're not like drink every
day of your life, are you. I could go a
week without having a drink. Really, I don't drink it
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all the I would go a long amount of time
without having a drink. But I will be honest. When
I'm drinking, there's a goal and I don't sit on
wine and like sit on beer. I don't really like
the taste of alcohol. So if I'm drinking, it's because
I am trying to be oh man, your first day
on the air here, My first day on the air
here was pretty bad. Now, um, I would have to
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say my twenty four birthday with our night guy Maxwell,
our birthdays are day apart. Worked with it back in
the day when Columbus. Yes, I've known him for a
really long By the way, it's indigenous people Ohio. Now okay, Um,
that was pretty good. On my going away party from
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Boston when I just left, we got pretty drunk that night. Um,
I can think of a lot of nights. I way.
I got to ask Max, will ever hook up? Never? Ever?
We are strictly friends. There were a lot of rumors
that we were hooking up and used to hang out
all the time, and we were like the only two
brown skin people. So they were like, nothing, We're just buddies.
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Always have believe that. Yeah, I admit, I admit to
my messory, he's not, he's not. You get that a lot,
like if you're at a party and there's another Indian
person there, do people assume like yes, Like when people
have like a gay friend and even know the gay person,
they go, I have someone for you, yes, which is
so ridiculous. I actually um as a bit. On one
of the shows that I was on before, we had
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matchmakers come in and, like we've talked about before, I
really enjoy being single, and they said, we want to
get ahold of you, and I was like, I will
give you a shot, but I promise you are not
going to find someone for me based on your like
super classic criteria. Like that's just not what I'm meaning.
So I sit down with them. We went through every thing,
and they asked me if I dated Indian guys, and
I said, to be honest, I I don't. We typically
just don't get along that well. I don't have anything
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against them, it's just not compatible. Asked me who they
set me up with on my first day, Indian guy.
Indian guy ended up becoming great friends, but like there
was no type of romantic anything involved in that. And
I was like, guys, did you not hear me? That's
a good matchmaker. I didn't even listen. Really, can I
ask you? How did you make your hair like a
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like a round circle on top? How do you do that?
It's like a poof yeah, how did you make that? Um?
I just got the rubber band really tight and I
started to pull it through and then it just so
that's not attached on both sides. It's just hanging like that.
It's it's attached. It's attached to my head past and
are stupid when it comes like I thought it was
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attached like like a bridge, like you know, like on
both sides. Oh oh, my god, I posted a picture
on my Instagram story at baby is that like an
Indian thing? But I think that that's cool. That's so neat.
I never even knew that that. I thought it was
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attached the whole time. That's perfectly cogs, just a little
flu Thank you. I've never got more compliments on my
hair than this morning. Well it's pretty cool. What makes
up for a girl who insulted you on Instagram but
complimented you around the insults? And that was very nice?
What did Brodie call it? He said it was a sandwich? Yeah,
so so uh. There was a picture of Gandhi and
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Danielle from our Jingle Bowl announcement in New York and
a very nice listener Pope posted something a very nice compliment.
She loves her, she's gorgeous, and then said something about
your hair. Um, whoever did your highlights should be locked up?
But I think you're hilarious. Love you on the show.
You know what, maybe leave out the middle part. That's
a good good post people. Yeah, and thanks for stacking
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up for me. Fifteen minute morning show